I'll start:
>actually manage to talk to some normies once in a while
>normies ask me about my hobbies
>tell them I like watching documentaries, reading internet articles/books, history, reading about philosophers and what not
>they glance at each other, then turn to me and reply with something along the lines of "wow, that's so boring, why don't you go outside and hang out with your friends, it's like you have no life."
>mfw
When they start talking about personal sexual experiences that arent masturbation i get irrationally mad, especially if they are younger
>>28596708
>what are your hobbies, anon?
>uhh I don't know. I like to sleep and watch movies
>oh.. Alright
What actually happened
>>28596888
>personal sexual experiences that arent masturbation
i've heard them talk about masturbation too, like as if it's an everyday topic of discussion
makes me feel awkward as hell around them while they're talking about it
>>28596708
>Scream and slam doors in the middle of the night
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
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>Dude. why you are jerking off in the fucking subway?what the fuck
>>28596908
>not knowing a normie's type of response
it's like you've never talked to one of them
>Why do you never talk Anon?
>Are you depressed or something?
>>28596708
Its pretty rude. Where do you find this people?
>be in hospital recovering from severe tongue swelling, like cartoon sized
>normie nurse
>"You know, why don't you care about yourself?"
>entirely confused about why she said this
>Keeps saying 'you know?' and giving me that face like I need to agree with her or be exiled from society
>nod because I know thats what she wants
>she keeps looking at me
>look at her and look away periodically to be polite while I listen to her lecture because I just want to go home
I realized later that I probably smelled like shit for not taking a shower for four days and existing while fat. Even though I'm losing weight now. I used wipes bitch. I wasn't sick enough to want to have some nurses rubbing all my junk... THIS time.
I figured it was a side effect of all the steroids but I was mad at her for days after.
>>28596708
That's because you sound like a fucking fedora. Just tell them you play video games or something, even normies do that nowadays.
>>28597088
they're everywhere
they're usually the type that enjoy going to bars with their so called friends, so they're pretty much everywhere you look
>>28597143
>Why don't you care about yourself
Why do normalfags ask these types of questions?
Do they honest to god expect you to open up to them?
No!
You will just tell them a complete fucking lie because telling the truth would get you exiled from society like you said.
>>28597227
>You will just tell them a complete fucking lie because telling the truth would get you exiled from society like you said.
and yet they can tell the truth about their pathetic normie lives and activities without being looked down upon? what the fuck...
>>28597269
Look elsewhere for justice my friend, because you'll find none here.
>Randomly shouting nonsense
A couple of normies were walking outside of my apartment, screaming, "CRACK CITY, BITCH! CRACK CITY.... BIIIIITCH!" as loudly as they could manage.
>dude this music is too weird turn it off
>WTF? it sounds like alien sounds
>omggg its scary! :( put on taylor swift!
YOU'RE ALL PLEEEEEEEEBS
ROOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUICIDE IT'S ALL SUICIDE SUICIDE IT'S ALL SUICIDE SUICIDE IT'S ALL SUICIDE SUICIDE
>>28597269
It's true. We really do live in a JUST world, my friend.
>>28596708
A;; mpr,aie should jist die
>>28597341
>memegrip
>good
they're right. turn it off, it sounds like shit
>so like why do you still live with your mom?
>don't you want to go to college and get a career?
All from the normies who used to bully me when we were younger
>>28596888
>sat by myself at a table that was next to a group of normies
>everyday I'd hear a new sexual escapade
>fap to their stories later at night
>>28596708
>studying in library
>couples sit across me and start loudly kissing one another
Motherfucker i'm trying to study, why do you have to sit exactly across me to do that shit
>>28597629
>Studying in library
>A horde of normalfags sit near me
>Immediately get up and leave
I swear I'm starting to get allergic to normalfaggotry.
Every time I am near one my nose gets stuffy.
>>28596941
Half-normie scum here. Masturbation is pretty common so that's why its acceptable to talk about. Everyone touches themselves girls and guys alike.
>>28597483
>he stays in contact with classmates
FUCKING WHY
>>28597157
>That's because you sound like a fucking fedora.
OP here, I play videogames and stuff too, i'm not trying to sound fedora, because I actually enjoy learning about said stuff because it's a lot more interesting to me than hanging out and partying with normie "friends"
y u bully me?
>>28597629
>couples sit across me and start loudly kissing one another
why do they do this?
it's like they're taunting others and want to be attacked for doing so
>>28597749
shitting is also quite fucking common, yet you rarely hear anyone talking about it together
>>28597892
Yeah, cause shitting is waste. Nobody talks about garbage either.
There's too many specific things to list. I can stand them for a long period of time, generally, but I have a limit.
Being around them too long fills me with an abiding disgust/anger, and I have to leave or else they all bother me and ask why I'm silent and not acting like a slap happy idiot like them.
>no friendos
>keep to myself and read or study
>sometimes a girl accidentally bumps me or something
>she always turns to me and apologises like one would apologises to a 12 year old downy that your slightly afraid of because you have no idea if they're going to violently flip a desk or do nothing
>is that what they think I am
>why do they presume I'm so weird
>reading a book
>normalfag comes and sits beside me
>tries to start a conversation with me
can they not see I'm reading a fucking book? Are the all so fucked that they think people only read because they have to like a highschool book project or something?
>Stacy bumps into me in the library
>She apologizes to me like that
>REEEEEEEEE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXIbWX999V0 begins playing
>Push the bookshelf on her
>Hear a crunching noise
>A group of white knights leap off of their chairs
>I grab a dictionary and toss it at ones face
>He falls to the ground and writhes in agony
>Grab a chair and spin around like Mario spinning bowser in Mario 64
>Hit a whiteknight with it midspin
>Keep going
>A tornado forms around me
>Books fly around me
>Get gaze upon in awe
>Toss the chair at Chad
>He gets knocked through a wall and stops moving
>The books fly out in all directions and kill everyone with papercuts
>Only I remain
>Tch, nothing personnel kid
>>28597011
>>28597011
Toppest kekini
>you should go out clubbing, its fun
why would anyone want that the music sucks and the drinks are overpriced
>>28598632
you are the guy who was fighting the other dude and both teleported? if so, that thread was GLORIOUS
>>28598709
Yes.
Since then I have trained in the dark arts in the Shadow Realm.
I can murder anyone on the planet Earth with just a katana.
I must train more so I can take my place as one of the lords of Hell.
>work in clothes store
>generally keep myself to myself
>taking stuff that was in the wrong place and putting it back where it should be
>couple of popular people at work walk by
>one gets mock exited "WOAH, look out out everyone its anon!"
>they all start laughing
>try to laugh along as i don't actively try to act like a freak in public, gotta keep that powerlevel down
>they all start laughing even harder like i did a funny reply
>"right on anon"
>continue about my day
I couldn't tell if i was being mocked or if they were trying to be nice, feels way more like mocking but i don't know if that's just my cynicism talking.
>>28597339
The worst type of normie in my opinion
>>28598832
Destroy them all using the darkness in your heart!
The light rejects you, so embrace the darkness, waiting with its arms right open!
>>28597143
Smelly disgusting fat fuck, she confronted you for your fatassery so you get triggered top kek
>>28598869
Oh don't worry, i wrecked their shit, i used their names and personas as the villains in my fanfiction, they'll look so stupid when i print it and leave it in the lunch room
>>28597483
sounds like they're still bullying you
>>28596708
>you should take depression seriously anon
>depression is a real thing
fuck normies.
>>28598905
How about you get the fuck out , cleanfag ?
>>28599209
take a bath you fucking pile of garbage
I'm more neet than anyone in this fucking thread and even I take a bath every day
I haven't left the house in 6 years
>>28597341
> animal collective is the most accessible music on my phone
>giving normie little brother ride home from school as well as his friends
>playing My Girls
>"haha anon wtf is this gay space music? Is this what you listen to when your fuck men at raves?"
>unplugs my phone without asking and plays that "broads in atlanta" song
I'm never giving that kid a ride again
>>28599312
Wow , so you're telling that you can sit next to normies like another fucking normal trash human being ?
let me guess , you use perfume too ?
fucking cleanfags are worse than normies
>>28597716
>every time I am near one my nose gets stuffy
Same honestly it becomes really fucking annoying if the room's quiet too since it'll make that louder seeming. Thankfully I don't go around normies anyways.
>>28599312
Holy shit creep, kill yourself.
More red Pepe and/or Wojak pictures, please.
I have sex with girls sometimes but I will never understand the need to tell other people about it. The most I'll say is "Yeah I banged Stacy" if someone asks. People who brag about that shit are bottom feeders
>>28599312
I haven't left in 9 years and bath once every 5 to 11 days. Beat that.
>>28596708
>having no hobbies other than drinking or smoking weed
>constantly in bars after work
I guess this is fine if you hit the jackpot and made a career out of your hobbies, but surely you like doing other things, even if it's watching TV. Get a fucking life.
I don't think people realize how much fucking money they blow on alcohol, not to even mention weed. I love smoking but I've never bought anything on my own.
I hate when people comment on your appearance like they're trying to help you. Fuck you pal. I have to wake up every day to this mug, I have a pretty solid idea of what it looks like.
>>28599332
>animal collective is the most accessible music on my phone
Nigga you asked for that. Should've put the radio on, or just drove in silence. It's not worth it to play music with others you don't know unless it's 110% safe stuff.
>went to the library to check out A Storm of Swords
>go to checkout line
>normie behind me says, "you like to read Game of Thrones too?"
WHY HAVE WE NOT LEGALIZED GASSING NORMALFAGS?
>>28598868
The worst thing is that when you do it,it`s "creepy","weird" and "disturbing the peace"...
>>28597843
One day I will.I swear to god I`ll just beat both of them into a pulp,seeing as I`m chunky and relatively well-muscled from my construction job.
>>28596708
i hate normies too anon. we all do.
>>28596708
I don't think you're telling us the full story OP because most normies do like that kind of stuff. What I think happened is you said it in the most uninteresting way possible that they fed off your negativity.
>>28598910
Are you me?I used some normalfags who bullied me in middle school like this,but I killed them off really early,seeing as they weren`t even good to be decent villains.
>>28599872
And now the show shat the books up further.Like seriously,it`s possible GRRM will mysteriously die at this point fuck this gay earth.
>>28598313
>tfw
>reading book
>someone tries to start a conversation with me
>quizzes me about what I'm reading
>simply say "A book"
>used to do this unironcally
>learned at 15/16 that it's apparently really rude
>still do it anyway
bonus
>first day in honors english, 9th grade
>get the last half of the class to read
>am reading
>teacher is going around asking everyone what they are reading, I didn't notice since I'm reading and not talking like most others are
>she gets to me "What are you reading anon?"
>I reply "A book"
>she gets mad and yells at me and says it's her right as an english teacher to know what I'm reading
>say no and put book away in backpack
>get taken to office and suspended for a day
>>28598632
the music really sets that post off
10/10
>>28601004
>say no and put book away
>suspended for a day
what the fuck
>>28598789
Guy in your pic actually has a tachi, not a katana.
>>28601071
every time i got in trouble in high school it was from that teacher
she didn't like me
it was apparently a rude thing to do and i'd apparently been rude to her before
i don't really remember how but back then I didn't really know social queues very well (I still don't but I at least know some) so I probably did something people thought was mean
Normalfags like to ask the stupidest fucking questions. Why are they so nosy..?
In high school, I was assigned to a group in cooking class that was full of freshman normalfags (I was a senior). I never talked to a single one of them besides important class related things and I kept my sentences short. They used to ask me all kinds of nosy, prying questions until one day, I finally said "Look, I don't feel like answering any piercing questions today, okay?" and all five of them stared at me like I burned down their houses and killed their familes.
>>28596708
WOW OP THAT'S SO BORING. DO YOU LIKE GO OUTSIDE AND HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS OR WHAT
>>28601233
holy shit normie fuck off REEEEEE and etc...
The you are so boring kynda triggers me
The sexual experiences one don't because im no longer a virgin
>>28598632
that music made it ten times better
Lol, I was told I had no life by a normie not too long ago, and I laughed hard to the point of blood filling my brain and than as I said true I exploded into spaghetti sauce that was in a microwave that was being cooked for a minute too long, and I was as boiled angry as I was boiled. I than began to form into a helicopter to fly out, but upon not being able to do so I became a arbrams and knocked over the microwave, flew out as a F-22 and transformed into my usual self that went, lol, you are right
>>28601476
Original4655645
>>28597457
being contrarian makes u v. kewl my dude
you sure got me
>>28599332
IKTF. also you should have punched that little shit in the jaw desu imo senpai
my mother is a fucking normie
>anon why dont you get a girlfriend?
i keep telling her that i rather masturbate and reading but she doesnt understand REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28601004
>normal people can't even read book covers
>>28596708
>Anon what do you want to do with you're life
i don't know i just don't know and i will never ever know YOU FUCKING NORRRMMMMMMMIIEISSS
>>28602057
>get on my ps4
>talk to some "friends"
>playing destiny
>using 4chanmeems
WOW 4CHAN BRO IS THE WORST THING IN THE WOLRD BRO
KYS HAHA LOL XD PRYOCINCAL IS THE BEST YOUTUBER XDDD KYS KYS KS
>>28601004
Im incredibly secretive and tend to not tell anyone anything about myself or what I'm doing. I've learned from experience that normies will jump on and insult you using even the smallest detail so its best not to tell them a thing. Unfortunately its become a habit and I do this with my family and friends too but whatever
>>28601004
>>I reply "A book"
>>she gets mad and yells at me and says it's her right as an english teacher to know what I'm reading
>>say no and put book away in backpack
lmfao
>>28602383
Tell her it was porn and that you want to bang her
>>28601122
>tfw used to always go to school sleep deprived for multiple reasons
>was always inattentive and stopped caring about school but tried to fake it and go along doing school work to whatever extent I was capable of
>always was the quiet anxiety ridden kid with no confidence who still managed to have friends somehow
>in every class I would not know what the fuck was going on or be able to understand anything because of how little sleep I was getting
>brain was barely functioning by 10th or 11th grade
>teachers would pick me out and ask me questions from what we 'learned' in class that day or that week or whatever
>I obviously had no clue but never had the balls back then to straight up say "I dont know"
>would get detentions every week
>was obviously getting picked out and picked on by teachers and harassed subtly
>classmates and friends would laugh like kids do when I had no clue what was going on and talk shit for the fun of it, but the teachers would always be ultra serious nazi mode and shit on me for no reason
>go to lunch by myself one day after being held back after class for like half an hour
>grab a sandwich and try to eat it real fucking quick
>one of my teachers walks into the canteen, putrid hateful anti-male bitch in her 40s
>asks me why i'm eating so late (was still 2 or 3 mins until the bell)
>I say I was let out of class late
>she grabs the sandwich i'm eating out of my hands and walks away telling me that's not acceptable
>sit there in stunned silence wondering to myself if I should walk after her and stab her in the neck with a pencil or not
>ended up sitting there for like 5 minutes contemplating murdering the bitch
>eventually got up and left and went to my next class with no hope left for the educational system or humanity whatsoever
GOD
BLESS
THE
QUEEN
In hindsight, I should've done it. Spent so many days starving because no breakfast & teachers would hold us in against our will for stupid fucking long periods of time all day.
>>28596708
Those weren't normies just arseholes
Going out with friends isn't a hobby.
>>28598789
I'd be this guys friend just to flirt hard with his mother
>>28602517
>Contemplates stabbing teacher in the neck
>Actually considered school shooting
Most effective way of dealing with cucks
>>28602681
>stab
>shooting
??
I had nothing against the kids, over here in the UK it seems to be the opposite of the USA. Everybody is bro-tier and nobody starts shit with you, it's just the teachers that are kanker.
>>28599793
Is my perspective so warped that my girls seems completely accessible even if maybe unusual?
>1000000000% mad after a girl who showed me strong mixed signals blocks me on FB after I ask her if she wants to hang out
>proceed to punch a metal desk as hard as I can
>pinky knuckle completely fucked
>2nd boxer's fracture in 3 months, same hand
>go to ER on AFB at 3:00 AM
>overhear techs
>"Can you believe that kid is a Chief's son? He's give himself a boxer's fracture....AGAIN....in a span of 3 months!!"
>"How pathetic!!"
>nurses laughing
>mfw I have been called pathetic multiple times
>mfw I hear this
>mfw how I already feel despite what they said
>mfw "JUST DON'T GET MAD!!"
>>28602746
>>"Can you believe that kid is a Chief's son? He's give himself a boxer's fracture....AGAIN....in a span of 3 months!!"
>>"How pathetic!!"
>>nurses laughing
Really hope you're psychotic and made this up otherwise I would've gone and given her face a boxer's fracture :^)
>>28602746
Forgot. I am 23.
>>28602746
>Find nearest sharp object
>Insert in to nurses neck
>Problem solved
>>28598632
Far in the dark corners of the library, reading an ancient script about the dark arts, he gets annoyed by the noise. Approaching while the dust settles, the dark passenger takes a fighting stance to ward off his soon to be mortal nemesis.
> *unsheathes katana*
> *slowly moves it downwards*
> *dashes forwards and disapears*
> *reapears just in front of you*
> HEH DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KEEP UP KID!
> *backflips*
> *project multiple shurikens mid air*
> FOOLS GAMBIT!
> *disapears*
> *reapears under your chin as you were looking upwards*
> A Rookie afterall..
> *propels katana and pierces your skull*
> *swiftly swings katana as blood drops fall*
A tragic demise...
>>28602088
Is that where the "kys" shit is coming from? Fans of a fucking youtuber of all things?
>>28596708
But they're totally right. The internet isn't a hobby.
>>28602517
>>she grabs the sandwich i'm eating out of my hands and walks away telling me that's not acceptable
>>28597341
I'm a pleb please tell me what genre you were listening to
>>28602517
You should have grabbed the sandwich back and tell her to fuck off.
>>28602654
>go to anon meeting
>meet /b/tard
>we become associates
>i think the only reason he wants to hang out at my place is to flirt with my mom
Something of the opposite happened to me op.
>Talking to normie girl
>"what are your hobbies?"
>"haha, sleeping and netflix "
Why do normies consider Netflix a hobby?
>>28599536
I haven't left in 11 years and bathe once a year.
>Grill shows mixed signals
>asks me to go out to the beach with her
>fucking despise the beach and go out anyway
>"anon do you like the beach"
>"yeah... nah.. but.. Its reall good today?"
>stare off into the ocean looking for a meaning to live
Fucking kill me senpai
>The holocaust was horrible anon
>ISIS WANTS you to keep them out
>Islamaphobia helps ISIS anon
>Don't joke about 9/11 anon that's not funny
>Racism is very prominent in America anon
>I'm voting for Hillary anon aren't you?
REEEEEEEEEE STOP I DONT WANT TO REVEAL MY POWER LEVEL BUT IM ON THE BREAKING POINT
>>28597341
>dude that shit sounds evil
>are you a nazi or something
>>28603862
How do normies even spend hours on Netflix? There is mostly shit movies on Netflix.
>>28603862
Did you respond with
>"What is your favorite kino ?"
?
>>28596708
>Talking with a qt I met, conversation is going surprisingly well...haven't spaghetti'd yet.
>Don't really know her, but she seems interesting so far I guess.
>I think I could talk to her for hours actually
>Wasn't aware that she had a bf until she mentions it.
>She casually just puts it out there when telling me about something she did on the weekend.
>The mentioning of the bf wasn't even integral to the story she was telling.
>Did I fucking explicitly ask if you had a boyfriend? Fuck sake. Waste my time
>Struggle to maintain my composure and friendly smiling face
>Voice starts getting shaky from the bottled frustration and anger
>"Are you okay, anon?"
>I'm fine
>mfw
Why do females do this? Or is it me? Am I just entitled?
>>28596974
dat looks like my type of hobbie
>>28601004
top banter lad
>>28604163
lotta qt's taken by chads
there are more grills anon
>>28601004
LOL thats the kinda autistic bullshit I did in school
>in kindergarten
>keep drawing E's like 3's
>convinced th3y w3r3 writt3n lik3 this
>argue with teacher
>carried out kicking and screaming by multiple teachers
they were right
>>28604163
Better than being led on, anon.
>>28597341
>Normie asks me what I have on my iPod
>It's Death Grips, Swans and Radiohead post-OKC
>>28604356
>Hanging out with my friend and his friend
>they instantly start making sexual jokes
why do I hang out with them
>be asked this question
>honestly don't know since I'm always reading research and doing homework, at work, or training for triathlons.
Since now I'm taking a term off and no scheduled triathlons coming up, I don't know what to do.
>>28601004
Why didn't they, or she, read the book cover?
>>28604356
>his ipod isn't full of anime music and audio books
Are you even autistic?
>>28596708
>/r9k/
>internet articles
Nice try here anon
>>28599312
what?
for anything?
please tell more
>>28604587
I hope that's a Photoshop.
>>28604587
yea all those young pretty girls must know a lot about depression, stress and axiety...
>>28604587
>people with a mental illness aren't crazy
that's exactly what a mental illness is though, what the fuck
>>28604587
>people with suicidal thoughts aren't attention seekers
Yes they are
>>28605006
Only if they fail
>>28596708
Just laugh it off faggot
>>28604587
Those all just look like backhanded insults. How stupid are these girls.
>>28605006
you can have suical thoughts and not tell anybody.
>>28604587
>suicide doesn't end the chances of life getting worse
It literally does wtf
>>28602746
>Chief's son
do you live on a reservation or something?
>>28604328
normies will never understand gamer culture
>>28602740
No lol, /mu/cunt here and Animal Collective is REALLY accessible and i'm not even saying that to look like some patrician fag.
The kid was just showing off for his pals, really nothing new. Help him learn a lesson in modesty and don't give that shit another ride home.
> You're a virgin? Omg, your life must be so sad.
> All you do is sit inside, play videogames and watch anime. Are you really happy?
Half-normie scumbag with friends here, those quotes were from them. A couple of my friends know about my robot activities and they're mostly cool about it. They can't seem to grasp the fact that someone could be happy doing something other than what makes them happy though.
>>28604163
They mention their boyfriends like that specifically to avoid leading you on. If she mentions her bf and you still stick around it's assumed that you're fine with being just friends.
>>28601004
>she gets to me "What are you reading anon?"
>I reply "A book"
Also did things like that in high school, not to piss anyone off or anything. Had a homeroom teacher fly off the hinge like your old English teacher did. Looking back on it I don't know why it seems so hilarious. Maybe because it seems so fucking obnoxious to interrupt someone and demand to know what they are reading? It's like, calm down you spastic cunt, ask in another ten minutes when the bell goes and I have to piss off to the next class.
Do these people realise how retarded they appear when being so damn obnoxious?
>get taken to office and suspended for a day
Ten thousand keks.
>>28602517
>she grabs the sandwich i'm eating out of my hands and walks away telling me that's not acceptable
Jesus fucking christ, what a cunt she was.
>>28604047
>Don't joke about 9/11 anon that's not funny
What? People were joking about 9/11 as it was fucking happening.
>>28605803
>Are you really happy?
When they shit like that it's a glaring sign that all they are doing is projecting their own insecurities about how they feel about their own life.
>>28597892
Normies think shit is legitimately the funniest thing ever
>>28601004
>people quiz you on what book you're reading/music you're listening to/etc
>when it's plainly fucking obvious they know nothing about it
Stop. Just fucking stop doing this.
>>28603518
kys means kill yourself, retard
>>28606215
This
9/11's only not funny when you have a large crowd or one good ass that thinks they're holier than thou
I distinctly remember breaking a super sheltered sophomore girl's brain as a senior in highschool by throwing out a quiet 9/11 joke at the right time.
>>28596708
>chad normie brother listening to their rock and roll on their macbook pro
>tell them to turn it down
>turns it down one percent
>"there you go anon, I turned it down!"
Fuck you
>>28598241
because you're visibly autistic
>>28604356
>norman roomate asks to use my laptop
>turns on my music without asking
>its mostly synthpop and other new wave stuff
>can see him physically cringe because hes only accustomed to club bead and generic shit like drake
>normies guys and girls constantly tell me im funny and a cool guy
>ask me why i don't have a gf because im cool and funny
>get mad at me when i say girls dont like me
Idk what they want me to tell them guys
>always the one to ask to chill always
>never the other way around
>most of the time when i do manage to ask it just goes up in smoke
>"nah dog me and my girl going on a picnic"
>they fucking live together
Or
>"nah man i got work tomorrow"
Fucking seriously, i work, and had a GF and i still found time to do shit with friends but its been 5 years since my GF left and crave interaction, its just errybody flakes like fuck.
>>28606672
you're a bad liar
>>28606751
not really, deadpan is pretty appealing to a lot of people. And laughing like a hyena is enough to make a lot of people like being around you
>>28606255
More like, they don't know about adaptation or giving up on life
>>28597813
No I think you expected them to get impressed by the "intelligent" things you do than just telling them you play video games or whatever. You tried to impress them but instead you got shamed for it. Good for you, cunt.
>>28606784
not in Europe its not.
>>28606877
Im in america
>>28606784
>>28606877
Not him, but I know a guy like this in Texas.
He's my roommate in college and the dude is socially autistic when it comes to basically everything; he'll spend 4 hour talking about a new videogame or warhammer but freaks out and leaves the scene when girls appear.
And girls like him a lot; everyone calls him cute and shit and I've had two female friends try to get me to hook them up.
But then again his deadpan voice works well with it being super deep, he's got like a legit square/box shaped head/jaw, and he lifts so much he looks like a gorilla.
I'm like 90% sure he browses this forum desu.
>hurry up
>spit it out
>anon you have exactly 10 seconds to tell me about x
>interrupts you before you can even finish a sentence
dad
>listen to this song anon it's so nice
>"why can't humans be civilized like animals?"
>animals aren't civilized, dad
>na uh they kill each other to preserve DA BALANCE
>alright guthix
>>28606896
>>28606918
time to immigrate to the land of oppertunity
>>28606920
>hurry up
>spit it out
>anon you have exactly 10 seconds to tell me about x
>interrupts you before you can even finish a sentence
This shit is obnoxious. And so many motherfukers do it, can people just not listen?
>>28606748
I feel you brobot
I had a job, uni, gf and working on portfolio but would still schedule in time to chill with friends
But now it's the other way round people just flake, mostly because they're fucking whipped by their gfs, so whenever Stacy announces she's bored and coming over that overrules any plans they had beforehand, no matter how long in advance
>>28607118
Sheeeit, ive seen a few people with this problem, i guess its something about our generation, and being whipped by your girl, honestly thats a ticket for relationshit implosion, you cant serve that persons every whim and be around them 24/7 its a one way ticket to getting sick of eachother really fast.
But no normans i say this to believe it. It upsets me even more when you live with you S/O and still go out of your way to be with them when in reality you spend most of your life with them anyway.
>>28601004
>>What are you reading?
>>A book
I unironically give literal answers to questions like this and i'm sure it makes me sound autistic. some of my favourites include
>"what are you wearing?"
>"Clothes"
>"What are you eating/drinking?"
>"food/a liquid"
>>28602688
I'm confused now. Are you Dutch or English???
>>28606958
>this is my Star Wars model Death Star Stacey. Pls b my gf
>cool anon I'll see you at school tomorrow
Why do retards not just be normal? There's a reason we hate hearing yo talk.
>>28607521
Projecting this hard.
>inb4 "its just bantz bro"
>>28598709
Cap pl0x also this is original.
>>28607521
Fucking this.
>why can't normies just understand my complex hobbies? Anime is deeper than it seems and your Ameripleb cartoons don't even compare!
>>28604047
Just say that you disagree and change topic. It will frustrate them and you'll out-normal them by refusing to engage on politic discussions.
>>28597629
>it's a Chinese international students yelling in their incomprehensible gobbledygook tongue when you're trying to write a paper episode
>>28606451
Boo hoo the kids these days and their rock n roll
>>28607521
>>28607818
>>28608546
Samefag
You're pathetic.
>MFW I have no fucking face anymore
>>28604047
Fucking moralfags, absolutely pathetic.
But if you question them you're labeled a sociopath.
>>28606920
>start talking really quickly and unintelligibly
>interrupt myself
>make thinking gestures
>take my fucking time
>say what I wanted to say
This strategy has served me well.
Or maybe it's cause everyone is already used to me being a stuttering autist.
>>28596888
>irrationally
Any robots want to bully a failed normie until they cry a lot?
>Hey anon, what music do you like?
>w-well, I quite like blues music, and, uh, some rock n' roll
>oh. That's cool.
Why the fuck do they even ask these goddamn questions jesus
>>28609101
Maybe because you are one? Maybe you are not. I'm an ugly neet. Does it make me a normey just because I don't like the idea of genocide or think that people dying terribly for nothing in things like war or terrorist attacks is sad?
>>28608671
Not a samefag but I won't bother to pic and shit. I'm a different dude that posted that while mowing his lawn and having this open on mobile. Doesn't matter though I guess
>>28602517
How long ago was this.
I finished school in 2014, and it seemed that if a teacher does something takes something out of your hand you can actually press charges for that.
>>28609549
Me too! What blues do you like? What kind of rock?
>>28596888
Nice trips m90
>>28599332
>normalfag friend checks out my phone's music
>had this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E) on there for comfy late night walks
>tell him its a relaxation tape that helps me fall asleep
>>28604328
You w3r3 just trying 3xpo3e j3wish li3s anon.
>>28603818
This reminds me of a pasta
>>28597143
Get that bitch struck off the medical register, she has no business looking after people.
>>28605803
and they call us autistic. Its like they're incapable of understanding that people like different things
>finished math test early.
>busy drawing a picture of jecht from final fantasy 10.
>teacher walks up and takes picture then rips it in half.
>everyone staring at me.
>>28609549
bc they want to know more about you man
not everything is with ill intentions
>>28602746
I just don't understand how someone can get so mad and let anger control you. And what exactly were these "mixed signals"? You probably completely misinterpreted her friendliness
>>28603862
Netflix means sex.
>>28608671
Can you appreciate the irony of your post?
>>28610286
Seems like your teacher sperged out. Only thing missing from him was screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO FUN ALLOWED
>>28609814
absolutelymaybe
>>28597629
If fuckers are doing that tell them to take their fucking business elsewhere, and if they say no, fucking report them, it's not rocket science, they're disrupting your studying, what reason do they have to be in there?
>>28610513
no you can stream movies with netflix
>>28606920
>alright guthix
underrated
>>28596708
>You're not normal, go fuck whores
Liek wtf m8, I'm a robot and even I'm not that pathetic
>>28597491
you are a depraved individual
>playing game with a bunch of redditors who unironically care about "le upvotes"
>we're memeing
>mention 4chan during shitpost
>"whoa bro dont go there its bad for you and all the people are like hackers and lowlife and stuff!!"
>>28609814
Maybe, but that's not the point.
You fake some sensibility when it comes to topics like 9/11 and then get offended because you think you should, and because you think that that's part of some universal moral standard. That's what pisses me off.
>>28611057
That's another thing. I open a folder on a PC and they start calling me a hacker n shit.
Sometimes I'm generous enough to just tell them they're too retarded to see those are basics.
>Oh anon, you like physics? Tell me about schrodingers cat
>proceed to explain
>get looked at weirdly
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DOOOOOO
>>28611112
Can you actually explain schrodingers cat because i really dont get it
>>28611187
Schrodingers cat is a thought experiment. It is designed to describe the reality of quantum systems.
The key part is, is that the cat is "both dead and alive", ie the quantum system occupies 2 states, but until you open the box (observe) the system is said to occupy both states.
>tfw can't complain about normies not having hobbies cause I don't have hobbies either
>>28611079
Man I don't think or claim to know or even care about universal moral standards. When I see people blown up on liveleak or think about things like srbenica it just makes me sad. I can't control that and it comes from inside
>Talking with normie couple rather they started talking to me because I was being too quiet or some shit.
>Ask me if I like the new starbucks coffee
>Tell them I don't drink starbucks because its low quality.
>They get concerned.
>"WHAAA DUDE STARBUCKS IS THE BEST THING EVER DAWG"
"LYK OMG, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT UR MISSIN LOL"
>Fuck off,
AND FUCK OFF TO DEATH.
>dad complains that I dont have a job:
>"You need to start living in the real world."
>I sent out hundreds of applications and got no reply from any of them THIS IS THE REAL WORLD
>"You cant sleep all day! It's not normal!"
>there's nothing to do in the day but wait for everyone else to go to sleep
>>28604163
Whenever she mentions a boyfriend, I stop her mid sentence, and tell her to go fuck herself, and the walk away.
>>28611537
>normie doesnt understand that i sleep all day because im up all night and that i sleep more or less the same hours as him
>tells me not to do it because "its not normal"
Yeah ok thanks for that incredibly insightful information
>be me
>be at university party
>chating to a female bormie bitch while i roll a joint
>she is drinking and smoking a cigarette
>she tells me "i hate drugs, are you a drug addict?"
>i gtfo and never look do that bitchs face
>>28596708
Did you remember to tip your fedora after explaining how you love to read Nietzsche? Or maybe you should talk about things other people can relate to and try to actually get somewhere in a conversation. Hmmm?
>>28601004
>"What are you reading, anon?"
>Immersion gone
>Have to mentally prepare myself for the diatribe when they inevitably ask "Oh, what's it about?"
Please... leave me alone.
>>28610366
I thought that too, but the girl who asked me just went back to her work really fucking awkwardly after I'd said my piece.
>you just gotta put yourself out there, anon
>why are you antisocial?
>why don't you just stop?
and the weirdest thing is that he was completely serious asking me that
>>28611762
*tips beer* my good friend
>>28611301
this wouldnt be the case if you actually set up this expiriment, right?
>>28597341
>hey anon, what music do you listen to?
>yfw dnb and vaporwave
i hate normies
>>28597341
Someone doesn't like the music you're publicly playing.
ALLL SUICIDE REEEEEEEEE MOMMIE DOESNT LOVE ME DIE STACY
You're basically the most pathetic person in the world man.
>>28603862
>sleep
i hate it when normies call this a hobby. it likes, hurdur, im so funny and original hurhur
i fucking hate normies
>>28604047
then what am i meant to laugh at then for fucks sake
>>28606594
>turns on music without asking
I DIDNT FUCKING SAY YOU COULD DO THAT
>>28611679
Audible and hearty kek
>>28609043
i hate it when normies steal pepe
actually need an original coment for this
>>28611957
*clinks beer*
>>28612054
Link some of your favorite dnb songs anon.
>inb4 post 2006 tunes
>>28609930
2814 is fucking god tier. good taste, anon
>>28596708
>tell them I like watching documentaries, reading internet articles/books, history, reading about philosophers and what not
Nobody over 16 in age would think those are dumb hobbies, no matter how much of a mindless chads and stacies the people you're speaking with are.
>>28611110
>use fucking ctrl+c anc ctrl+v and ctrl+t and stuff
>woah anon are you some kind of master hacker or something
i actually hate them
>>28611596
Businesses operate during the day.
The day is the only time businesses are allowed to call a household.
Most people are up during the day.
There is more light during the day.
Unless you're working the nightshift or go clubbing, there is nothing that you could be doing that's productive or social. i.e. being nocturnal isn't normal, therefore very useful
>>28597491
>not raging
cuck
>>28611832
>on laptop
>normie roomate asks: hey anon what ru doin
>um im on a forum site
>oh cool
close call lads
>>28611436
>Tell them I don't drink starbucks because its low quality
You should've said you drank some and didn't enjoy it, but instead you chose to come off as a pretentious faggot.
>>28599332
I can accept the banter. But changing the song without the drivers permission is grounds for a walking. I wouldn't even take the kid to the convenience store after that, let him learn some respect. That's what a "real nigga" would do m8.
>>28612497
i only recently got into vaporwave and shit, but heres what i like mainly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E&index=1&list=PLfymi6TBisSkiS-E3v7qRePXjD7u95Oqf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM&index=4&list=PLfymi6TBisSkiS-E3v7qRePXjD7u95Oqf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk&index=5&list=PLfymi6TBisSkiS-E3v7qRePXjD7u95Oqf
>>28596888
This is me, holy shit.
It's such an odd mix of disgust, humiliation, and contempt.
>>28612497
fuck, meant to link dnb not vaporwave lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6BKBIOtRXw&index=1&list=PLfymi6TBisSkRY3cH2hJ5MjxSMx5YKWTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO4lEMyw1bw&index=7&list=PLfymi6TBisSkRY3cH2hJ5MjxSMx5YKWTV
inb4 babbies first wub inb4 14 yr old cunt
>>28598832
They were mocking you. End. Them. All.
>walk a few miles in and out of town on occasion
>walk several miles to and from college at least once a week; a couple mandatory breaks like public transportation
>family members flip out about how far that is
>I don't even give a shit and blow off their concerns
>even normal people occasionally comment that I've walked pretty far
I'm not even /fit/, I just do it because I don't have a license and a car. It gets kind of tiresome to hear no matter how many times I tell them I'm fine and in good spirits. At least they don't tell me to get a (girl)friend anymore.
>>28612647
only one of those is vaporwave
no dnb either
>>28612699
>
inb4 babbies first wub inb4 14 yr old cunt
Not at all. Pendulum is on of the best out there in what they do. One of my favorites in fact, but there's so much more drum and bass out there anon.
Here are a few personal favorites that are similar to pendulum;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3wRQRft8aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBFHivwAhkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3979jqasMEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVnpTQG3iF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLDrqCgDVsE
>>28598241
Iktf
People at my school would always accidentally bump into me and apologize as if I expect them to or they must think like what you said, since they never apologize to anyone else they bump. Just me
>>28604163
She did the right thing. She could tell you liked her, so she shut it down quick. You stuck around so she probably thought you wanted to be her friend.
>>28597341
>What music do you listen to, anon?
>O-oh just uh.. heavy metal
>Oh cool, what bands?
>uhh....
>so what are your hobbies, anon?
>well, uh I spend most of my time online and I like to listen to music. I don't get out often, but I'm pretty chill I think
>so what do you like to do?
>what I just said
>so you don't have any hobbies?
>mfw no actual hobbies
>>28597341
>"what music do you listen to anon?"
>have no idea how to reply because I just download things that sound nice
>never really consistently listen to particular genres
>most of it is video game remixes and meme/parody-tier music
>"anything but rap and country"
>"oh okay"
>there's at least a few rap songs in my mp3 player
I know I probably sperged that one but god damn.
>>28596708
>i'm just too euphoric because of my intellect to go outside and socialize. You see you are the deficient ones for not wasting your life away in front of a computer
>try to show my normie friends some retro games
>what the fuck anon this is so gay
>same normies bring me to shop for hipster clothes
>I make a simple joke about us being gay for shopping together
>YOU'RE SO INSECURE ANON LOL
>>28611301
What the fuck anon why would you post this here
If anyone ask what you hobbie is just say that is get money and fuck bitches
Then say some hobbies that you really have and always say that you get together with some friends and drink (or something along those lines)
>>28612897
thanks anon, much appreciated
also learn2orangetext
>>28606365
I know, shithead. Obviously it came from somewhere, underageb&s have been flooding the site with it in the last couple weeks
>>28613858
implying<
original<
4 seconds<
>coworker asks me about hobbies and stuff
>mention I like to cook
>he thinks this is unusual or something
>we go to some other sites later that day
>he keeps striking up conversations with janitors and secretaries
>tells them all I like to cook
Why are normies so fucking weird
>be 15 back then
>be me, try to be cool among the fucking turkroaches (90% turkroach school)
>turkroach and his roach group show me something on the ground and say "look closer anon, don't you see it?" Suddenly the main roach spits slowly on the ground before my head
>they start to laugh i go beta like away thinking to myself "one day..one day"
