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>tfw huge dick, massive hands, extremely wide shoulders and
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>tfw huge dick, massive hands, extremely wide shoulders and masculine as fuck everything
>but also 5'11
why was I blessed but cursed at the same time
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>>28793532
ebig meme thred frendo

8/98
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>>28793532

5'11 is only unacceptable on here or fit/misc

Get off of here and get into an environment that isn't 90% male
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>>28793546
seriously, I'm a weak 5'11 too (178cm) serious considering limb lengthening
>>28793566
but i just want to be chadzilla, not brad
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>>28793600
if i can be 5'8 and have a weak jawline and narrow clavicle and not consider necking myself or breaking my legs then you're just a piece of shit 2bh

you have it so good and you want to break your legs. you're pathetic
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>>28793532

What's your hairline like?
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>>28793664
whats pathetic about wanting to be a better version of yourself?
>>28793672
9/10 hairline, always been complimented on my hair.
Dad is starting to bald now though so I wont have it forever
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>>28793532
Why are you posting pics of disgusting obese women?

I'm guessing you're probably not very blessed. Sounds like you're a fat dude tbqh.
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If you have bad posture, fix your posture and you can gain an inch or two. If you have flat feet there's a surgery to fix them and it gives you a few centimeters in height, then, if you still need more height, there's limb lengthening and spine surgery.
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>>28793741
>that
>obese
>disgusting

She's THICC, low-test fuckboi.
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>>28793717
what is pathetic is the fact that you are literally above the average height if you live in america, you have a big dick, and apparently have it all, and you've taken the internet so deeply to heart that you hate yourself over 2 or 3 inches height

what is the matter with you dude? do you not realize how many people have it way worse than you? all i have to do is think about a 5'4" manlet and I don't even feel bad anymore, you should think about me and not feel bad anymore
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>>28793532
>5'11
>cursed

what about 5'7 motherfucker. girls tower over me.
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>>28793741
pedo detected, get your test levels checked
>>28793742
don't have flat feet (already size 11 UK, 12 US) and wont fuck with my spine

will consider tibia lengthening though
>>28793788
this
>>28793791
I want to dominate men like you, not sympathize.
>>28793831
get Limb Lengthening
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>>28793600
5'11 isn't 178 cm you fucking retard, 178 cm is like 5.85 feet, retarded cunt
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>>28793842
you want to dominate me because you have mental problems and i only feel pity for you

im sorry for whatever happened in your life man

hope you meet a nice girl one day
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>>28793896
its 5'10, you retarded cunt
>>28793913
>feel pity on me because im inferior
>let me pity you
pls be my motherly bf
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>>28793788
Kek. So definitely fat guy huh?

>b-but muh high test
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>>28793842
>pedo detected, get your test levels checked
So many white trashers using fat women as a coping mechanisims.

Smh


Who do they think they're fooling?
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>>28793896
It's 5'10, actually.

>>28793913
>manlet faggot detected
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>>28794008
>incel lanklet detected
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>>28793532
9/10 chance OP is a fat guy.

He actually sounds like one of those fat guys who thinks growing a beard and getting a tattoo somehow makes them macho and not a fat slob.
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>tfw 6'0 but my bad posture makes me 5'11

feels bad man.
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>massive extremely wide shoulders
>masculine as fuck everything

LMAO post a pic of your shirtless body you 160lbs nerd twink
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>>28794108
I'm getting more of chubby guy with a beard vibes.

And that pig he posted is disgusting.
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>>28794108
>token closet homosex /fit/cel shows up
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>>28794041
No I hate those numale cucks.
I at most have stubble on rare occasions (because I've got a god tier jaw and need to show it off)
I have crude tattoos from copper whire and cig ash on my arm, and won't get any other tattoos

my body fat is at 11% and go up to 15% on winters


the people that you are talking about are greasy, fat cucks who are above average height, have small mutilated dried out penises and wear glasses. They refer to themselves as "bearmode"
>>28794108
>tfw twink bf
and no, I wont for free
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Do you guys never leave the house?

I'm 5'10" and I went out into town yesterday. Easily 60% of the guys around me were shorter than me and at least half of them were with women.

I live in the US btw.
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>>28794134
>And that pig he posted is disgusting.

Only because you're secretly gay boyo.
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>>28794146
So you're just an all around degenerate? You're into fat chicks and sucking dick for $?

Smh
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>>28793532
Who is this semen demon? PLEASE my dicc begs you
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>>28794165
Sorry. I'm into women. Not amorphous genderless sacks of lard.
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>>28794195
if you had a high sex drive, you'd understand.
twinks are god tier at sucking cock
>>28794229
yellow fever detected
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>>28794251
>>28794146
lets see that godlike jaw and godlike body then, cmon, whats stopping you from posting it? oh right its a fucking lie, timestamp needed too
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>>28794229
Say no mo' senpai. I got you.
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>>28794251
Sorry Cletus. I don't need to bottom feed.
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>>28794273
top kek stay insecure
>>28794327
>cletus
but im not murican
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>>28794251
>is a faggot
>claims to be high test
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>>28794251
>high sex drive
Nah nigga. You're just a hillbilly with faggot tendencies.
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>>28794069
>tfw could be 195 or even 200cm but have a disease that takes 10-15cm off from the potential height
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>>28794283
Why do you think vacelating to the inverse pejorative somehow validates your degeneracy?
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>>28794344
>implying people aren't gay because of high prenatal test
>implying gays don't have much larger dicks on average
Straightfags on suicide watch.
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>>28794401
marfan?
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>>28794340
AHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT EVEN FUCKING POST IT !!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>28794534
Not even op, but god damn you are fucking pathetic.
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>>28793532

>Be 6'0
>Wide shoulders
>Attractive face. Both women and gay dudes have complimented me

However

>Wide hips
>Skeletor-tier wrists and fingers. Seriously, I can't even wear Men's rings.
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>>28794593
wrists and hands get bigger with age (natural HGH supply)
it's why your dad has fuckhuge hands and wrists
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>>28794403
You're retarded. High prenatal test causes hyper-masculinity (meaning no faggy, estrogenic shit like being attracted to men) and or autism.
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>>28794402
Why do you confuse an excess of healthy, feminine proportions with degeneracy?
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>>28794778
Nigga please. She's obese and there is nothing healthy about it. Kindly pull your head from out of your ass.
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>>28794588
"not even op" lol fucking faggot just kill yourself
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>>28793741
Y'know, I'm not this type of guy to get triggered over women that don't look like skeletons like this stupid bitch I'm replying to, but that woman does have a revolting figure.
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>>28794855
I like her ass and legs. thats what does it for me
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>>28794877
It's pure blubber. Nasty.
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why do bait threads like these get so many repplies >inb4 u replied ur self tho xd lmao imsosmart karma plszz
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>>28794811
>t. roastie who complains when she sees skinny models

Tbh, the OP is the body type that most men prefer.
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>>28795004
>Tbh, the OP is the body type that most men prefer.
Nigga please.

This is the body type that loosers, betas, perverts and various ethnics settle for.
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>>28795004
who shamu in the OP?


kek


tyrone maybe
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>>28793532
>tfw 6,2
>ugly as sin, medium size dick
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>>28793532
how big are your hands
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>>28793532
Sauce? I can't google on my phone
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>>28795062
>implying ethnics aren't high test

Paco, Jamal and Ahmed are all way more high test than your average White guy.
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>>28795288
Newfag get the fuck out. You're not welcome here
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>>28795139
Your grandfather was probably high test, it's a shame you didn't inherit his manly genetics.
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>>28795441
Is that marlyn monroe? She was petitie. And this pic in no way looks looks anything like that pig in the OP.

Guys who fuck fat girls are such dishonest piece of shit losers.
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>>28795346
Kek.

Apparently 'High Test' is not only shorthand for 'low standards' but also, 'limited options'.
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>>28795441
>le your granpa was manly as fuck meme

baby boomers were the most pathetic and effeminate generation of people the world has ever seen
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>>28795699
>millenials are the most pathetic and effeminate generation of people the world has ever seen

FTFY

now back to your fat girls and trap porn you macho stud.
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>5'7
>diffuse balding
>septum deviation
>dsl lips
>30 kg overweight
>short fingers average hands
>slight gyno / puffy nips
>hairy
>5 inch dicklet
>unibrow
>werewolf facial hair pattern / cheekbone hair
>big butt
>shit posture
>lower back pain
>slightly feminine facial features
>beard not full and isn't connected


be me you motherfuckers, then cry
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>>28795603
have fun living life as a twink with no chesthair
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>>28796124
when did you realize you had to make up nonsense to digest the shame of thristing after obese women?
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>>28794069
>tfw when 5'11 but my bad posture makes me 5'7
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>5'10"
>slightly overweight since forever no matter what i eat or how often i work out
>gyno big time
>7" cock
>intense balding, but im white and have bright blue eyes so i can shave and still look good


i guess i have it alright
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>>28796295
>>slightly overweight since forever no matter what i eat or how often i work out


C'mon anon. We all know this isn't true.
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>>28796323
He probably has hyperlordosis and confuses his bad posture for a big gut.
Most "skinny-fat" guys are this way.
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>>28796323
im currently eating broccoli and 3 oz of chicken after a 5 mile bike ride this morning. ive been doing this daily for coming up on 9 months and I have only lost like 5 pounds
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>>28796364
Do you have a giant ass?
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Atleast you got something, pic is me

>balding at 20
>no jawline
>fattie in face/neck despite 13% bodyfat overall with visible abs and lean muscle
>barely any beard
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>>28793532
That's about what my wife looks like. She's like an F cup. She'd never pull of a look that lewd though, she's kinda clumsy and innocent.

I'm balding. I don't care.
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>>28796395
it isn't giant but ive been told by gay dudes that I have a very nice ass

i look like a girl that squats but not too much
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>>28796364
Yes anon, you have a special body that is absolved from the laws of physics.


Smh, fat people are the fucking worst.
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>>28796474
I'm 5'10" 180... I wouldn't say fat...
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>>28796451
david, that you?
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>>28796497
I wouldn't say fit either....
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>>28796473
fix your posture dumbass
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>>28795722
>until now

look at all the big cities in the 70s and 80s, they were all 3 times as dangerous as they are now, because people didnt really give a shit back then
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