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>>28799958
this is it senpai
kek
>>28799958
A plain girl like this would be good for my health I think.
>tfw can't compete with DOJ
Black bobcut ir gtfo
Queen Maisie Williams
>>28800017
>plain
>clearly gorgeous
I like clowns for girlfriends b/c they taste funny.
>>28800007
those tits are amazing considering the hack jobs they usually have.
tfw no dark souls gf
>>28800021
I'm sure that boosted his confidence.
He admitted he is a loser many times, so a female fembot loser taking a pic like that must have made him feel special.
/r9k/ is full of subhuman scum.
>>28800153
That's the face she made when she saw his 9inch cock
I can't explain why but she is perfect to me
>>28800170
>That's the face she made when she saw his .9 inch cock
FTFY
She's a slut though, so I wouldn't be surprised.
>tfw no qt manface waifu
>you will never make your tomboy gf blush by treating her like a woman
>you will never feel her wrap her strong arms around you and hear her tell you how happy she is just to be with you
>>28799958
joost tbqh
>>28800349
don't be mad. DOJ has a huge cock to make her pupils dilate like that while holding that sign.
Eliza is a notorious bad girl. just support him ok you don't want to be caught on the losing side.
Id kill for this girl.
Look at that smile, look at that comfy hoody, look at that ass.
Ahhhhhhghhhh...
hot anime babe
Hol up hol up hol up
smacks lips
we wuz...
smacks lips
hol up hol up
licks lips..
we wuz...
coughs rap style
we wuz..
hol up hol up hol up..
WOOO!!!!
licks lips...
We wuz
EGYPTIANS
This gril.
OMAGADUUD
>>28800460
Look at her taking a selfie of her ass for tons of internet people to stare at
>>28800314
>tfw if you said this to a girl you might get arrested but it's cute when a girl says it
>>28800537
We do it too on r9k on rate threads.
Same shit. For attention and affirmation.
I'd prefer her to be virgin and single until I blast her in nirvana.
but lets face it. Its current year.
>tfw no qt Ashley gf
>brunette
>about 5'5 - 5'7
>slim
>b cup
>long dark hair
>cute accent
>nice smile
>pretty eyes
>musician
>appreciates good movies and nice cars
she must be out there somewhere...
>picky
fuck off you said ideal, not necessarily realistic
Why hasn't anyone posted the official /r9k/ gf?
>>28800825
I WAS THERE-ERE-RE-E
>>28800825
thats Joey Tempest
>>28800436
literally perfect
2t12t135r1
grill on the left
>>28799958
>I will never have a Mommy CujoKate suck my dick and tuck me in.
Why exist?
>>28801016
A girl this pretty needs to beblacked
>ywn have a qt /fit/ tomboy gf
here is my perfect gf
>>28801213
She got tempura'd
>>28801309
another pic of my princess
>>28801329
>>28801309
Decent trap. But my detect trap ability is max since I am a master thief/wizard dual class.
>>28801295
100% chance she has a wife.
>>28801346
yes she is beautiful i miss her :(
mommy gf please
>tfw no qt long-nose to snuggle and play video games with
>>28800017
she's beautiful, not plain
>>28801295
looks like a man whose dick was cut off kek
I want a beautiful, traditional Chinese girlfriend.
>>28801453
but they don't want anything to do with you.
>>28801481
Why not? Last I checked it was kosher to date a Gwailo if he speaks Mandarin and understands Chinese culture.
Are you an Asian male, by chance?
>you will never have a tomboyish, androgynous gf
>>28801295
I like your taste
>>28801295
we share a common feel
>>28800021
>making fan signs
what is this, fucking bebo?
>mfw when all robots want masculine girls or waifus
>>28801295
>>28801537
>>28801547
god smiles on athletic girls
>>28801295
>>28801537
>>28801547
We share a feel
Why must every girl I find attractive turn out to be a lesbian
>>28801699
>toys r' us
Would be better without the nose ring though
>>28801714
>i like butch girls
>why are they all lesbians
I never understood the people who called her ugly or plain.
>>28801801
I'm moreso asking why I like butch girls.
>>28801922
fair enough
i get the appeal of powerful women
>>28801714
iktf. my waifu for laifu is dating a black girl.
>>28799958
>All this 3DPD
Fuck on outta here, no one can compete with 2D
Pic related, beautiful and perfect 2D gf
roonroon
>tfw no pale potato face british gf
>>28801981
That's right. Perfection can only be attained in the hearts and minds of Japanese animators.
>>28801973
hey wow man that wasn't very nice you should be more considerate of other people's feeling you silly cunt
>>28801973
all women are sluts wew no shit sherlock
how do I get a joost gf
>>28802720
jesus christ i can only dream having her
>>28802767
do you think she's still a virgin?
>>28802810
she sucked all the cocks to get mgs v
which is the only reason any one likes her
>>28802810
Why would she be? She's good looking and beyond 15 years old.
>>28801993
>tfw kay's nudes
>no evalion gf
I NEED IT
>>28802810
Kojima used her like a coin
now she probably has a sugardaddy paying for all her shit
check her instagram, she's been traveling alot
>>28802857
>tfw you'll never get to touch her pale petite skinny body
>>28801537
Not a bad
>tfw no qt /pol/ gf
naziblox original
My ideal gf is my current one, she is cute, small and petite, and has freckles and is pale. She also likes anime and videogames and other nerdy shit like me. She's also japanese american and does things like wrote novels and such. I'm also the first guy she's dated so she is new to all of this and inexperienced in terms of romance.
Everybody on here that says all women are sluts have been red pilled and jaded by never asking a girl out. When I first asked her out, it happened to be that nobody had ever asked her out before and she was worried nobody would ever ask her, so to her, I'm her savior/hero
Pic related, it's her. We love each other to death plus her parents love me and we both get really good grades and are likely to be academically successful.
Mainly just the figure with huge boobs is what does it for me
>>28803384
If i were you I'd delete that photo ASAP and never post on /r9k/ again
>>28803458
Big boobs don't count when they're attached to fat slobs.
>>28803492
Agreed, we don't want fucking normies diluting our quality shit posting.
>>28803384
>cute
try again
>>28803548
Thanks anon, that's why I said I wanted someone with a similar figure
Or is this an "anon calls a woman fat who clearly isn't" episode
>>28799958
Maria is the only qt I want in my life t b h
>>28803458
At what size do they become too small?
>>28803643
i'd bro fist her
>>28803600
Do you not have eyes? She is fat. You can tell by the copious fat deposits all over her face and body. The picture you posted of the fat girl clearly displays her fat. A similar figure would be that of a fat girl.
>>28799958
Irishman here.
>>28803458
she has breast implants, so they won't be all bouncy and squishy
>>28800067
gross
original
someone with nice tits
>>28803661
Muh test
Original commentary
>>28803661
Hard to list an exact cutoff, but anything C cup and below is definitely too small
>>28803691
Here's your (You)
>>28803661
Who is this jism prism?
>>28803692
that is a good picture for my Baldur's gate party
My ideal gf is a bf
>>28803771
someone with big tits*
met a girl on tinder with 4/10 face but 11/10 tits ive been fucking for about a month, don't like to go out anywhere with her because shes hideous but jesus christ them titties
messy hair
counter cultured
I'm not even progressive
>>28800035
good taste
The one in the middle is perfect.
>>28803384
...don't you think there is a reason that nobody has ever asked her out before? She is pretty cute tho, so there must be something really bad about her.
>>28803917
you couldn't have a shittier taste
>>28801981
>>28802035
>>28803585
>>28803948
Anime and reality:
LEARN THE BLOODY DIFFERENCE
>>28803988
There's no helping it.
>>28803781
What if they're C but she lactates like a cow?
>>28803844
No idea.
Any love for actual strong independent women?
>>28804077
Nah it's more about the size for me
>>28804163
I got you brotha
I can't imagine a more comforting gf right now
>>28804277
How about this girl? she's super comforting to me and I love it, she's the same one in >>28803384.
>>28801295
>>28801537
>>28801547
>>28801714
>>28804163
>>28804251
My mother fucking niggas
>tfw qt tomboy muscle gf
>>28804312
I'd rather have a nuclear bomb dropped on me. It would be one hundred times the gf your gook could ever be.
Non organic ones.
Pic related is literally better than any girl in every way.
>>28804163
too much bulk imo, she has a cute face though
>>28801714
wanted to date a bi girl in high school, she went ftm before she broke up with her gf. Still friends with her but she doesn't date dudes anymore
>>28804326
Goddam I just came
A lot
>>28800446
Go to bed, Doj. I don't even come here often anymore, 70 percent of the people here are scum except for the minority of well meaning guys that got screwed over. The rest are "normies" and sluts.
>>28801973
This is accurate.
>>28804163
>>28804251
>>28804326
>>28804349
How would you keep up with these girls if you're an out-of-shape, depressed robot?
If you're neither of these things, what the fug are you doing here?
If you're fit and depressed, why aren't you on /fit/?
>>28804340
non earth ones.
Pic related is literally better than any girl in every way.
>>28804421
You don't, she's forcefully fucking you because you're too tired and can't keep up. Those women are perfect for yandere femdom.
>>28804514
I mean, how would you live with them? As a househusband?
>>28799958
Japanse/Scottish Irish Hapa
Dark hair with red tint in sunlight.
Brown/Green Eyes
Freckles
Highly submissive, hungry for anal
Latina
Short
32A
Dem hips
Dat Ass
Long, straight hair preferred, I'd be okay with wavy but not curly.
She's business savvy and makes enough income from her restaurant that I can be her house-husband and this is what she prefers.
She's rational, conservative, republican, playful, kind, and loving.
She doesn't want children.
She enjoys working out, playing video games, watching anime, and cooking with me. She likes to study random subjects despite no longer being in school.
She's not shy, and she knows her way around the bedroom but is entirely faithful and monogamous.
>tfw know this girl
>tfw never have the guts to confess
>tfw she confides to me that she's a lesbian
>tfw we used to talk every day, but now her gf takes up that time and we might talk every other week
>tfw just woke up from a vivid dream in which we were living out our perfect life together
>>28804538
Why not? That might be nice.
so cute. Name is Emily Rudd btw. not a trap
>>28804574
Awww fuck dude, sounds rough. I bet there is another girl out there that looks like her
>>28800067
She's ugly as fuck, what's wrong with you?
this bitch and more of her
>>28804574
this personality tho
And we may even be developing something
>>28804601
Didn't mean to imply it wouldn't be.
>>28804601
>tfw no muscle gf to cook a high protein diet for a muscle girl
>tfw you'll never go to all of her sporting events
>tfw you'll never massage her sore muscles
>tfw you'll never be held in her firm grasp while drifting off to sleep
>>28804637
it would be better if she was a trap
She posted on /fa/ today.
>>28804637
same here lad
2qt
>>28804680
Yeah but a housewife is good too, especially when you don't have kids yet and can fuck anytime.
tfw no big fat gf to strangle me with her thighs
>>28800468
bandaid nice
>>28804421
>tfw want to forcefully penetrate an athletic tomboy while pinning her down
>tfw this desire got me to start working out
follow your dreams
>>28800537
This guy gets it
>>28800584
>We do it too
No, you do it. Rate threads really don't belong here. That's exactly why /soc/ was created, because of all the fucking rate threads.
Tfw no childhood friend to take as my mistress that accepts my disdain and hateful perspective on the rest of the human race and possibly the world & isn't influenced by modern day women's degeneracy.
>>28800558
how is that cute
>>28805572
>he doesn't think yan/tsundere girls are cute
what, are you stupid?
The skeleton guy is here
>no skeleton gf
someone thicc with a cute face like this.
Pic related. Or someone that resembles her.
>>28800138
That's not a girl... That's Afro.
Somebody like Liz
Or Liz herself. that's even better
>>28801395
>tfw every girl I've ever liked has had a long nose
L I T E R A L LY the most slept-on qt facial feature
The queen of /out/ is also my queen
>>28804704
God, /fa/ produces worse attention whores than /soc/
i re-met this girl recently at a friends b-day. we got to hang out alone and talk for awhile, now i've got a big ole crush on her
>>28806262
>tfw no Liz
>>28806319
One queen to rule them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-msQVhB440
She is literally perfect in every way
>>28806387
I'm surprised that got by the robot
Pretty much something like this.
>>28806451
Now that you mention it I'm kinda proud to get thatMaybe Liz will dom me as a reward
>>28806405
this is why we have to protect europe
their women are too damn beautiful
>>28802893
>>28803379
>>>/pol/
This is a /pol/-free board
This girl is a little above average for my standards but this is basically it.
>>28806479
She inspires submission in so many men
I don't get it, but I think it's cool
>>28806501
this is also a reddit free board
>>28806523
Just look at this face. She's literally made for femdom
>>28806544
>tfw liz will never bite me
>>28806588
>tfw i'll never live this
>>28806599
some parts of that sound fun
and if I get dubs I'm gonna flip
Chanmi is simply fantastic.
>>28806671
I wanted to say something about the dubs too but I didn't want to jinx it. I'm sure it was enough to make Liz proud
>>28806501
>/pol/ free
>complain about degenerate women all the time
/r9k/ x /pol/ OTP
>tfw no Asian Stacey gf to fuck every day
Feels so bad
>>28799958
white: milana vayntrub
black: (young) tatyana ali
asian: zilla_x
happa: chloe bennet
arabic: jaydashian
latina: there's this latina girl i once knew but i don't know any celebrities that look like her :/
>>28806724
What do you think of her husky voice?
I like it
>>28806793
>happa: chloe bennet
My nigga
>>28804055
>Implying you don't want your right-wing regressivism smoothed over by that progressive pussy
>Implying you won't be out protesting within two weeks time, smiling as you throw molotovs at SWAT
>tfw life too fucked to ever even imagine an ideal gf
I've lost all hope. But I can at least still appreciate Selma Hayek's body in FDTD
>>28806405
>Imagining her embarrassment when we go for a fancy night out and she has to wear a black cocktail dress
What a sad life I lead.
Pity I don't live in New York
>>28806854
I've loved husky voices since Donna from That 70s Show
>>28806914
I want her to whisper things in my ear
>>28799958
It's too late to delete the thread with so many replies but it's not too late for you to delete yourself for the wrong usage of your/you're. Christ it's not that hard to notice the difference. Dumbass.
>>28806861
I have right-wing political views but I've always had fantasies of being dommed by a feminist. Too bad attractive feminists are so rare in real life and they usually want to be slapped around more than anybody. I really want my privilege checked.
what can i say, its my weakness
>>28806901
I'd do unspeakable things to Selma in from dusk till dawn
>>28806858
>Chloe Bennet has been hiding this
My based African brother.
>>28800825
official r9k gif? who??
i want a sugarmomma
>>28806951
>Tfw SG went to shit 5 or 6 years ago
>Tfw all the good girls are either 40+ or left years ago
Not that I'd ever even be in the same building as any of them, but now I can't even dream.
This, but fatter.
>>28799958
I miss when Joost was relevant, looks like she'll be another cutie that disappears into obscurit
>>28807436
It would help if I attached the fucking image oops
>>28800825
Why do more Blondie pics keep appearing? If she was truly mad at that guy for blogging about her, then there wouldn't be any more new pics.
>>28806910
Oh my god those teeth.
My heart!
>>28807828
I love girls with short hair
>>28800021
What state does she live in anyways?
>>28807625
girls use this website called instagram
>>28807828
>>28807881
Flawless taste.
>>28807443
Not if we keep posting her
>>28804340
Did you even watch the movie? She will cuck you. Hard.
Lavren tvqh
>>28802720
Develop a stealth genre video game franchise
>pretty
>talks to me daily
>wont cheat
That's it, at this point I don't even care about sharing hobbys, personality, or taste in media.
I just want someone to love
I can't imagine a better gf, Kagari is literally perfect
>>28808673
Kagari best bird
Kikuchi Makoto is my ideal girl, pic related is our wedding day.
>>28808544
qtp2t, I had a dream about her last night wasnt anything good though.
Here's my fucking comment.
>>28804312
I just wanted to let you know that I followed the original thread where you posted about meeting this girl. I believe you two were in a club or some shit. Good job getting the girl. And I'm glad to see you're trying to spread optimism, you'll get shouted down but you're ultimately doing the right thing.
>>28808014
petite short haired girls are so based
Child bearing hips and a thin waste
This is all Ive wanted
>>28808707
did she kill you for stalking her?
original gf do not steal
>>28809081
I havent stalked her
It was me in a pizza place while some music festival was going on. Getting pizza, sitting down, and her walking up to me. SItting in front and bitching me out for talking shit about her on the internet. It was weird because everything felt so real..
I miss the qt girl threads we used to have both on /r9k/ and /b/
>>28809308
I remember I used to have 100s of pictures of cute girls
she would look like sophie turner, red hair, strong colored eyes, she would be a libertarian and anti sjw
>>28808544
>autistic gf
nice choise anon
>>28809343
>libertarian and anti sjw gf
Might as well just kill yourself desu, girls love social justice
>>28804704
is she brazilian?
11111
>>28809354
>autistic
she's just a cunt
>>28809356
there are a few but super rare, its depressing
>>28800067
What the fuck ?
Seal of originality
yoshiko, phone girl.
>>28809418
Yeah I mean I'm probably going to just kill myself because girls who like me are so rare there is no point in going on.
Sure they exist but not many of them
>>28809478
Cant find nothing on her. Help me out, anon. She is cute!
>>28809478
I remember this meme
i dont know who she is but i will find her
>>28809516
found her on this
>>28810008
>28810008
https://www.instagram.com/mio006/
apparently this is her.
mio masui
>>28800007
but seriously who is this
>>28801168
Laci Green/10
>>28810039
>>28810008
Thanks, anons. She is so cute. I want to live in japen and have a japenese gf!
Her smile makes my heart hurt. ;_;
Djsj
It's a good day to die hard
>>28803692
Holy fuck, she actually looks like a 10 in this picture. And I RARELY even give a 9, im a critquey/fussy bastard but she is actually a 10
>>28810091
holy shit anon please post more i beg you
I want an footslut gf
>>28810403
Fhgtvtu
>>28810091
Who is she again? Do you know her personally? desudesu
>>28810411
Ggffht
>>28810419
Idk and no
>>28810430
Gyftht
>>28810439
Gtvjgd b t
>>28810448
Image limit reached and i'm outta pics
>>28810460
have you ever watched rocko's modern life?
