Fight Thread
Bully edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigeJlX9c3s
No way did those floppy little arms have the strength to pierce someone.
>>28661269
The other guy is weak
>>28661429
That felt really good
>>28661132
I'm 19 and as skinny as that little kid.
>>28661500
This is not a bad thing
>>28661429
talk shit
get hit
niggers
>>28661132
Holy shit those asians are truly low test nu-males compensating their bitch slapy tactics by always carrying knives with them. We need the world to accept that WMAF couples are the way to purify this world.
the people who take pictures and record make me want to go postal on them, sickening
>>28661429
>beating the shit out of her after he after she is down
i dont know, even if she hit him first he intended to hit her after she got BTFO. no one thinks hitting girls is wrong anymore huh?
>>28661538
desu the nigger was pretty chill, i mean the white beta kid attacked him first and the nigger ko'd him in 2 punches then just walked away.
>>28661593
>no one thinks hitting girls is wrong anymore huh?
Well we live in a egalitarian society nowadays : )
>>28661538
this is what happens when you fight like your in a anime
>>28661568
id record anyway but i wouldnt post it
good thing the fights ive been in were not funny and people realised not to record
>>28661568
if it weren't for them we wouldnt even have this thread you pansy fucking faggot
>>28661593
Equality my friend
>>28661568
>not that long ago whenever something violent happened people would run with concerned looks on their faces to provide aid
>now whenever something violent happens they just grab their phone and start recording with either a blank expression on their face or a manic one as they yell "World Star"
>>28661593
She didn't even really hit him
She pushed him back and then he went apeshit
>now whenever something violent happens they just grab their phone and start recording with either a blank expression on their face or a manic one as they yell "World Star"
Human become machine. Like big boss
>>28661760
black guy throws his punches and leans back while throwing them. this shows his is scared of getting hit and thats why he loses
>>28661760
How is this a bully fight? It's a chad and a tyrone getting his ass kicked.
>>28661832
From what we can see in the webm, he lost the fight because the other guy got lucky. Not saying he's stronger/weaker, but seriously, the way he got hit would've been evaded more often than not.
Wasn't even lack of skill, just unlucky. Maybe he would've gotten hes ass beat even harder, I don't know.
>>28661429
why do black people fight like windmills?
>>28661567
Yeah, you tell 'em Billy! You tell 'em good!
>>28662025
Why do white people make general assumptions based on single instances of something?
>>28662046
no really, almost every video I've seen they just randomly throw their hands in all direction
>>28662075
I agree. American people have strange fighting style
>>28662025
>>28662046
ive notice the samething about this board
>video of girl rejecting a guy
>"REeeEE wHy aRe aLL girls ASSHOLES!1!!"
>>28662075
I don't know man, when it comes to amateur street fights, most people have little to no clue what they're doing. Also, if you aren't generally a very calm person and if you don't have experience in martial arts, it's pretty hard to stay calm enough to be precise in a fight. Adrenaline makes you endure more and gives you temporary strength, but it also fucks with your coordination and precision.
I watched quite a bit of street fight videos and I honestly can't say I've noticed black guys flailing their arms more than white guys. However, I did notice them leaning backwards alot like they are afraid of the punches, as another anon pointed out.
>>28662170
After you spend some time here, you'll get used to it. Robots are bitter, bitter people, who love to judge others as much as they feel they're being judged by society.
Get out of here while you can newfriend.
>>28662170
But that had literally nothing to do with the people you were replying to.
>>28661760
He did get lucky but Tyrone had his head wide open for the back hand hammer fist!! That was sweet.
>>28662036
Not An Argument.
bloxxy
>>28661687
That dude is a wrestler not a street fighter
>try to upload
>no files over 2 MB
>>28662791
2mb file limit is ridiculous at this day and age. Fuck you gook moot.
>>28661132
kek, did he actually kill the kid?
If I could go back in time I would've fought my bullies. My mom lied to me; ignoring them just made it worse.
Even if I got my ass kicked they still would've moved onto a weaker target even if I only landed a single punch
>>28661760
daaaaaaayum tyrone was like
>h-h-hol up hol up..
>>28661132
>>28663224
that nigga got shanked, yeah he's probably dead.
Does anyone have a vid/.webm of that girl that got killed in a school fight in Delaware?
>>28661538
I always laugh at the kid in the background who throws his arms up in the air like he just lost 100$ betting on the white kid.
>>28662075
Those kung fu moves don't work in the real world, just fyi
>>28661538
Where's this one from
this video raises a good point - if u are small u dont need to know how to fight just carry a switch blade and shank people attacking you.
>>28661832
The black guy barely even clenched his fist. Most of the time it was just him softly patting the other guy.
>>28661567
>WMAF couples are the way to purify this world.
You'd just be introducing shitty asian traits into a white bloodline.
this is what happens when you don't break up fights
coulda saved a life that day, but everyone just stood and watched.
we really are a lost generation lads
>>28661429
Lol laqueesha got BTFO hard
Damn thanks god I practice martial arts. Watching people who literally don't know how to throw a punch properly fight is just cringy. Most people doesn't know how to actually fight and even many who learn it get scared when shit gets real and go full autist.
>>28663352
Only if you're trained hardcore
>>28661538
That fucking ape filming it.
>>28661429
Of course the white knight had to step in at the end
>>28665990
>white
????????
not really original
>>28663224
yeah, it is very easy to kill/die
don't any of you aspies test your mortality over something so trivial
>>28663254
very well put, good sir
Letisha laying the smackdown
>>28666294
that punch was extremely slow bitch has no reflexes whatsoever.
>>28661132
What cunt is that? China?
>>28661568
Fully agree. I hate nothing more than faggots who immediately pull their phone out so they can get likes on their favorite social media network. Its infuriating and i honestly want them to get destroyed so bad.
>>28661538
The nigger fighting seems like an ok guy, the bitch filming should get BTFO.
Fuuuck i really hate this shit so much.
>>28666294
Girl did the right thing, let them hit you first the you can fight back all you like and still put the chimp in a cage.
the feel when you are out with buddys call lone nigger a by his god given name "nigger" he hits me we record it beat the shit out of him then call the cops.
>>28666008
How the fuck do you not know what white knight means?
>>28661701
>>not that long ago whenever something violent happened people would run with concerned looks on their faces to provide aid
when did they do that, dumbass? at what point in time?
faggot
Fembot beatdown
>>28666851
Clearly not Chad. Not hilarious at all, pretty infuriating. Just a bunch of monkeys chimping out. Why did they attack him anyways?
>>28666851
Would have been glorious if those cops unloaded on that pack of niggers
>>28661687
This is why we have weight classes.
>>28666964
wait why did they even set the purse aside?
>>28662170
learn how to contribute to discussion or leave fuccboi
Fights are the most stupid and retarded thing on earth.
That's why I don't even talk to people
>>28662844
Jackie Chan IV
>>28663249
Your mom was raising you to be a bitch. Don't be no bitch senpai.
>>28667046
>That's why I don't even talk to people
nigga what do you think fighting is people's way of saying Hello or something?
Club Stacey smashed
>>28667197
Let me try to explain:
>talk to people
>say something that they don't like
>insults are coming
>you know what's next on the menu
Post some real fights, not this garbage of idiots that have never thrown even one proper punch, let alone a kick, in their entire life.
>>28666415
This is why I don't like being out in public. At any moment a bunch of chads like you could come out of nowhere and attack me while I was minding my own business.
>>28662046
Are you so dumb you thought he meant literally every black person or do you know what he meant and you're just disingenuous?
Fuck off dork
>>28667254
is this really how you envision a normal social interaction? somehow i'm not surprised.
>>28667254
All you have to do is not let your ego get in the way. It's really not that difficult to talk your way out of a fight.
>>28667370
This really pisses me off. The parents should immediately be imprisoned for this crap.
>>28667370
what in the fucvk
This is my favourite video
Fratboy chad slaps some guy with a piece of pizza and calls him a fag and gets knocked in the jaw and immediately stops acting tough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiD-pGNgA_A
>>28667530
wow. thinking there are people like that who live lives 100x better than mine makes my blood boil.
>>28661538
>that stance
>runs in and kicks him like its a bruce lee movie
>the way he moves his arms around while he does it
>he was about to go for a elbow attack
every time
>>28667666
You gonna do something about it?
>>28667530
its jsut a prank experiment bro
>>28666964
this is women acting like men desu
>>28667530
>do we need to go back to my place?
>I-i have plans, but I'm gonna help you take care of your friend first, Ok?
Stacey shut that down quick
>>28667721
i dont even care. everybodys an asshole. dont want anything to do with anybody.
>>28661760
how? How did he do it so fast and with enough force to ko that nog?
>>28667530
People like that is why I don't carry a knife, because I would've stabbed him.
>>28667879
Never underestimate kung-fu.
>>28667902
hm. hadnt thought about it like that. guess i shouldnt ever carry knives, or any weapons for that matter.
>>28667370
I can imagine all the high pitched child voices screaming world starrrr
>>28667311
>bunch of chads like you could come out of nowhere and attack me while I was minding my own business.
Nah, if you have a brain and understand that fighting doesn't fix every thing and just tell me to "fuck off" that would be the end of it. but most chimps dont "he called me a name i better go hit him" thats how kids think not human adults,but chimps are chimps
>>28667972
Black people are fucking weird when it comes to that. This isn't a racist comment but I can seriously only liken it to monkeys and what they do when they get pissed off, they're unpredictable and they go beastmode over seemingly random things and they only siduation where they back down is where the other person is being more aggressive. It's like they don't understand the premise of a truce.
>>28667530
>Hit that random guy with a pizza to the face out of nowhere and those whores just laugh
>they continue to call him a faggot and pussy
>he lays that dude out in return
>everyone is shocked like the school is open game to be bullied by these fucks and expect no retaliation
>all those fucking cunts surround him and wipe his blood off
>all those cunts worried about him after he got what he deserved
>all those cunts just a second ago were giggling at that other guy
>tfw if it was any of you those cunts would have laughed at you and called you names, possibly spilled soda on your unconscious body while laughing
>no one would have wiped your blood
Fucking normies
>>28661593
fat chicks aren't really girls, and they should know their place if you really want to get down to traditional roles. it would not be right to let some random idiot put their hands on you either.
>>28667972
You implied that you'd just start hazing a lone person so I assumed that's what you'd do.
>>28666354
Women have slower reaction times in general than men, due to various physiological factors such as axon diameter and propagation speeds for action potentials.
>>28663224
Yes, confirmed dead.
The kjid, Nang Tra, who killed him wasn't charged since authorities viewed it as self-defense.
Lesson to all bullies out there.
>>28661429
Niggers
Nothing but fucking animals
>>28668059
Was waiting for someone to come through and say this. The dude got son'd after disrespecting another guy via the classic food to face "prank" and copped swift justice. Catch me in the crowd and i'd be cheering for dude that threw the punch. Instead this fucker goes sleep for a few seconds and wakes up to wet pussy staceys fnna throw that cooch about cause he was unconscious. I fucking hate this world.
>>28668059
>girl calls him an asshole
People are stupid like this, its like they have no self awareness and its always about them once they deem another person as lesser
>>28668171
only chimps really, alone chimp is my favorite. They have that "we wuz kongs and shit" plus the "white people need to give me free stuff my mommas mommas mommas momma was a slave" mentality.
>>28668260
I think people were just going off how everyone else was acting. Humans are social creatures and they're reading off social cues, they just inferred he got hit for some weird unjustified reason
>>28667530
>chad posted this video and thought he was in the right
>"cowardly sucker punch" like humiliating someone and calling them names for no good reason in front of their peers isn't cowardly
hope he's disfigured for life
>>28668306
So hypothetically speaking, if you saw me while I was on my way to class your first instinct would be to gang up on me with your normie friends, simply due to me being black.
I guess I'll look into study abroad so I don't have to deal with this.
>>28661538
Was that an autistic kid with Down syndrome trying to do a kick? Gross
The other dude was like ew contagious autism get away
>>28667530
The fuck was he expecting?
>>28666415
>Act EXACTLY like a pack of niggers
>Smug about it
This fucking board dude
>>28668603
damn bruh insta resort to talking as soon as she look at him LOL.
L
>>28667530
chad got that "Daddy is going to hear about this!" lookin ass LOL
L
>>28668769
>>28668951
Fuck are you doing?
>>28668769
>>28668951
da fuk wit u mang?
>>28668993
What do u mean? Practicing for my status updates im secretly famous
>>28669042
im just kidding cmon
>>28661538
I hate niggers but Autist started it and the nigger had the decency of not stomping his face in while he was down.
>>28663224
yeah he was confirmed dead
>>28669463
HOLY SHIT. Did he die?
>>28669489
yes, actually. the pan attracted the lightning like a rod and he was fatally struck.
>>28661132
He deserved it. Go go around shoving people assuming they don't have knives.
>>28669502
God damn. That was stupid of him sure but honestly who would ever think it would happen to them.
>>28666354
maybe she was surprised what had happened to her
just a thought..
>>28667009
they were planning to do something worse but realized she wasn't fighting back too much.
so they went in recording probably because of that
>>28669489
He didn't die
also he's a medical student
lol
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-footage-shows-lightning-bolt-7807623
no idea how he survived that
rubber shoes?
no idea how electricty and ground loops work but that's my guess
>>28661132
OMFG THAT WEBM
GOD YES
>>28667212
punch was so fake but at least we got to think it was real
>>28669507
>He deserved it. Go go around shoving people assuming they don't have knives.
This, I grew up in LA and laugh when retards bring up Trayboon. WTF do you think would happen if you go randomly assault people in the street? Always assume that the person is carrying a weapon, even in no guns allowed LA.
>>28668059
why do people care what normies think of anyways
they're all narcissists
>>28666964
What the fuck this makes me really sad seeing her cry at the end
>>28661568
>tfw I got my ass beat before cellphones with video cameras were really a thing
>>28668228
really? thats sweet
>>28667370
>there are grown ass adults standing there filming it
Niggers, I swear
>>28669668
>Fake
It was broadcasted on live TV and the guy was arrested, charged and lost his teaching job because of it.
>>28669987
>the guy was arrested, charged and lost his teaching job because of it.
now that i know this the gif isnt so fun anymore
>>28661429
It's funny because in fiction all these girls are kicking men's asses and yet in real life they get BTFO every fucking time IF the dude takes it seriously in the first place.
>>28668603
I remember watching this full video on Worldstar, his friends were taunting him to hit her because I think she was talking shit.
After those weak ass punches he goes back and his friends hype him up "yeahhh you handled that bruhh" or whatever.
The comments were gold though "Nigga think he tough hitting her with those snuggles snuggly softness punches"
>>28670024
that pretty much ruined uncharted 4, some skinny nigress kicking ass of 2 fit grown adults
>>28661760
Had to watch that twice, did he like BACKWARDS hit him? That was pretty sweet that not only did he land it but it knocked him the fuck out.
>>28670021
He eventually joined the Army because him and his family pretty much got so much abuse.
http://nypost.com/2011/03/06/dejected-former-teacher-who-punched-snooki-joins-army/
>>28666294
Looks like a case of white single mother in the ghetto. I see this shit all the time, they always talk shit and get their asses beat because they don't realize niggers don't view them as one of their own. There is no reasoning with them.
Niggers are just animals waiting to happen.
>>28670061
who cares, he's a white male
>>28666964
I'm no white knight but I'd jump in and beat the fuck out of those bitches, that's a clear case of bullying/unprovoked shit and not a fair fight at all. Plus it's excuse to toast some roasties.
>>28669463
This is the best webm I've ever seen.
>>28661429
>that filename
>WAAATATATATATATATATATATATATA
>>28668603
That bitch is a hippo, completely unfaced, probably going to bite his head off.
>>28670052
Everyone gets mad at this but I don't really see what's the big deal.
Drake isn't some martial artist, he's some physically fit explorer. Assuming the woman had some fighting background it's not that hard to believe a girl could whoop his ass.
Hell there's tons of videos on the internet of girls beating up guys.
But yeah the character was a total mary sue but I just don't get why it's so implausible for a woman to beat up a guy.
>>28668059
Fucking this
Shit makes my fucking blood boil
It was so satisfying seeing that dude knock him in the fucking jaw. I hope he knocked out a tooth and made him fucking ugly.
Fuck living in a world without consequences. If you hit someone expect to get hit 10x fucking worse.
>>28670175
Because real life isn't a steven seagal movie. They were 2 men on one woman
>>28661132
can someone post a Iink to the vid?
>>28670229
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1463608292786.webm
here you go my friend
>>28670221
>It's not a movie
Dude it's a video game series about some rich white kids in the jungles going against hundreds of poor niggas and hispanics while jumping off bridges, trains, helicopters and shit.
You can believe all that shit but a woman beating up two guys just hurts your brain to accept it?
>>28668059
>all those cunts worried about him after he got what he deserved
>all those cunts just a second ago were giggling at that other guy
fuck this
>>28670282
>Dude it's a video game series about some rich white kids in the jungles going against hundreds of poor niggas and hispanics while jumping off bridges, trains, helicopters and shit.
IIRC Drake is some poor Columbian kid who gets his boipussy filled by Sully and adopted. Unless that somehow changed in UC4.
>>28670282
That's not the point. It still is unrealistic and wouldn't happen in real life
>>28668228
Bullshit how can they rule it as self defense when he fuckin chased the guy down then stabbed him to death?
>>28667530
This is so satisying.
>>28668059
Yeah people don't understand the initiation of the use of physical force. Basically, whoever brings force or violence into it is FIRST, IS IN THE WRONG, PERIOD. That guy was well within his rights morally and legally to deck the guy. Basically at that point, he's a threat. You don't know if that pizza was laden with cyanide. You don't know if he's going to hit you again. He's proven to be a violent menace to otherwise peaceful existence and that means he's in the right to stop the threat through any means necessary.
But yeah about the cunts crowded around him and helping him -- THIS IS WHY YOU CANT TRUST FEMALE SYMPATHY BECAUSE THEY DONT HOW TO FUCKING APPLY IT. It's always the perpetrator who gets the sympathy from the cunts and never the victim. Ironic considering how they consider themselves the victim all the time.
>>28668353
Normies always come into the situation after the fact and then make assumptions, thus creating gossip and making it worse. Look at shit like Ferguson and the Zimmerman trial, a bunch of normies who weren't there decided they "KNOW" what happened and added more drama fuel to the fire.
>>28661538
white people on the internet when they talk that shit irl
>>28670327
better safe than sorry famalam
>>28670319
So is like 99% of the other things in the series.
>>28668769
go back to facebook. I literally have never written this but to anyone else: you don't belong here. go away
>>28667370
>talk your way out of a fight.
>talk your way
>out of a fight
>talk
>fight
You have a better chance by closing your eyes and pointing at your face while you tell them to punch it. Just walk away or call the police. Don't try to fucking talk. Worst case scenario grab the nearest lethal object and pray that the odds are in your favor.
>>28669664
He probably didn't die because when struck by lightning, as long as you're healthy, you only have about a 9%-10% chance of dying
>>28670488
just fucking shit your pants and then suck their dick what i did in highschool
>>28670488
What? I meant preventing a fight, but I've never had trouble talking myself out of one either.
>>28666851
Good to see the boys in blue about to deliver some well-deserved police brutality on those niggers.
Anymore videos of Chads getting btfo? They're so satisfying to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5TTMvY01Is
>>28666964
Source on this video?
Original shit, man.
>>28667530
This is gold on the part of the Stacies.
>He's clearly handling a bitch right after he takes the pizza to the face
>"my friend did it"
>"What's his name?"
>"don't worry about his name :^)"
>>28670652
That's what I meat too. The longer you are in proximity to people who want to punch you in the face, the higher the odds of getting punched in the face. It doesn't matter if you are trying to talk your way out of it or not. The fights you "talked" yourself out of would likely not have ended up in fights. You didn't help your chances, you just didn't hurt them. Just walk away if you can. If you can't, fight for your life.
>>28667370
That's fucking sad. Five bucks says they'll do that up until they enter big boy prison, and their parent(s?) will go dindu.
>>28670327
If your enemy can run and lick his wounds, he can seethe and plot revenge. Some countries still seem to be on top of this principle.
This thread needs more videos and less bitching. Fighting hypes me up, mang.
>>28666851
hahahaha white bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TK3bydwYpg
jej
>>28671055
>did you jus say you peed on yo self doe
kek
>>28661760
that finishing move
>>28667530
damn, he used a left punch too
>>28669489
>>28669502
How does this make sense? Those buildings are closer to the clouds than his aluminium pan and most roofs have some kind of lightning attractor installed.
>>28666964
are they slavs or something
>>28661132
wait , how old are they ?
did he die ??
3 hits and alot of blood tho , must be a nice knife .
>>28666294
awww poor little girl :((
>>28661687
did you see the white tiles being covered with blood when his head hits the ground.
nice effect.
>>28669463
that was AWESOME SHIT . damnn the lightning was beautiful .
someone knows the story of this autist , did he survived ??
is he now known as a wizard.
>>28672487
no it is made in HOLLAND (dutch).
>>28666415
You're a violent retard m80
>>28663307
oh fuck thank you for this
>>28666851
Even if he was Chad, i'm pissed. Fuckign niggers.
>>28671033
The girl was coold, tried her hard to defend her man. You're the fucking bitch.
>>28666851
>Half a dozen niggers
>surprise attack
>encircling
>he's still standing up.
>His girl got hit, she's still standing up.
Whites: 1
Niggers: 0
>>28666964
Heh, as long as shes cute there will always be white knight faggots as displayed itt.
>>28666294
This is even the best part, the full video has a white dude in the back fixing a car or something and he doesn't do shit.
Bitch shouldn't be taunting another ho thats double her size.
>>28673208
Bitches don't have the mentality that someone can be violent with you. Especially white girls, from an early age they know boys don't hit girls. Unfortunately, niggers have a different culture.
This is why civilized races should not mix with animals.
>>28673243
Or you need to man up, little white ballless bitch.
>>28673264
I wasn't talking about the men, but the women. Moron nigger, no wonder you didn't build any societies.
>>28661593
Talk shit, get hit. Words to live by.
>>28661593
You're confusing niggers with humans.
>>28673275
I don't think the trailer park counts as a "society", Cleetus.
>>28673305
lol, implying i'm amerifat
You noticed i talked trash about other whites... This is what you do when you don't need tribal instincts to survive, like a fucking neanderthal.
>>28662203
>as much as they feel they're being judged by society
>feel
Society is all about judging, if you never have heard any superficial judgement amongst your peers then I dont know where the fuck do you live but must be nice in that isolationist village with internet.
>>28673323
And yes, i know neanderthals were white.
>>28666354
Jackie chan stop posting and get to your movies.
>>28670130
Maybe she stole her boyfriend, maybe she's the common whore that everybody fucks and the pack of raging females were righteous in their smackdown.
>>28673356
>trying to explain schoolgirl fights
Probably, dude. Who even cares/
>>28673366
>browsing /r9k/
>not assuming the girl is a whore and deserves to get beaten
I wish this board was good.
>>28673381
I'm not defending her, i just don't care.
>>28673400
Then why the fuck are you posting if you dont care?
>>28666851
she actually jumped back into them and started to hit back
pretty impressive act of courage honestly
>>28673421
l'm paid to post here.
>>28673436
I'm just glad they got a beatdown. I hate niggers, but normies are higher on the hate list.
>>28673421
Because
>HEY GUYS HAHA XDDDD LOOK AT ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE XDDDDDD
>>28673450
Isn't that all of us, though?
>>28673445
What do you shill? I dont think there's anything worth shilling in /r9k/. SJW ideals maybe? I dont know what else could you push through here.
>>28666294
I paused it at the point where she looks all crippled and you can see her bra and fapped.
>>28673460
Not really, most people are either posting vids or discussing vids, that's what you do. You find a thread with a topic that you feel are either gonna enjoy discussing or just reading about and then you do so. You dont go to every thread posting
>I really dont care about this.
>>28673482
You're an idiot. I just said who cares about the explanation for the schoolgirl fight? If you care that much, you're a faggot.
>>28673519
I'm gonna give you some food for thought:
If you really dont care about something, why would you take the time and effort to engage in a conversation with said someone just to say "I dont care"? You're going out of your way to proclaim that you dont care when you didnt even need to answer that someone. Also throwing insults around are really not helping your cause, since at least I know that I enraged you enough to feel the need to belittle me with words, meaning that you care in a way about that.
Hope you improve your posting from here on, sincerely - Anon
>>28672817
think that was blood from the bigger dude
>>28667355
This is normal social interaction with niggers.
If you live in a poor neighborhood full of niggers, spics, and white trash that act like niggers, this is actually a fairly common social interaction.
People can become violently hostile by even making eye contact. I'm serious, if you make brief eye contact with a wrong type of nigger, they can take it as a threat or disrespect, like an animal would.
>>28673275
I was talking about your personal self you dumb fuck.
>>28673788
>they can take it as a threat or disrespect
lmao no
they are looking for any tiny opportunity to intimidate you and just use "looking at me in the wrong way" as an excuse to start shit
it's not as if they're actually offended in any way, just bullies being bullies
>>28667879
Can someone explain to me who is this bitch in this picture and why hes face frustrates me so much?
>>28673820
So making eye contact is a valid excuse to start a fight to them, and why is it? Because they take it as a sign of disrespect or a threat, similar to how many wild animals do.
Niggers might start a fight with you over literally nothing, but eye contact is something that often triggers them. I've seen it in real life myself, making eye contact with a nigger can start a fight.
>just bullies being bullies
No it's just niggers being niggers.
>>28666975
because he asked too many questions, white boi.
>>28673873
>So making eye contact is a valid excuse to start a fight to them, and why is it?
no, the point is that they don't need a valid excuse so they make something up.
>No it's just niggers being niggers.
i hate niggers too but i do the same thing and i'm not black.
first fight , how can you kill someone with only 3 stabbings ?
>>28673905
>the point is that they don't need a valid excuse so they make something up.
They don't make something up, they just have trivial things as excuses. Making eye contact is one of them. It's a very common way to initiate hostile contact with niggers.
>>28673954
I think it's being a 40kg hungry skeleton, people in prison survived more, but they also have shittier shanks there.
From GoT I have learned that one stab in the right place is all you need.
>>28661538
>trying to use naruto-jutsu on kareem abdul jabbar
what the fuck was he thinking, how deep in the autism do you have to be, that nigger did him a favor
>>28667530
Funniest part is how chad's friend didn't do shit but record
>>28673873
Not everytime is just disrespect or a threat. Sometimes is just to assert dominance around, somehow punching someone even if he's super-weak builds up your street cred. Dont ask me how that works, because I havent got any idea why beating the shit out of someone that clearly doesnt fight makes you any tougher but there you go.
>>28674012
He didnt channel the inner bandana well enough. If he did, that guy would've been dead on the ground, habeeb it.
>>28668603
She got period blood on a hotel sheet and didn't do shit about it
>>28663307
fucking kek'd
original commento patronus harry potter fuck
>>28673994
that is true. does GoT also say wich place is right for the stabbing ?
>>28661687
what you supposed to do as the boxer here, should he have tripped his leg or something? or just never allowed him to get that close/grab in the first place
>>28673850
carl the cuck
sjw
lurk moar
>>28674188
The dick. His body may survive, his mind however wont.
>>28666415
>group of white guys going around calling black people niggers and fighting them
>then call cops
>black guy says you called him a nigger
>get put in jail for hate crimes and black guy walks
Fuck off libcuck, that would never happen
>>28674201
Run. If you try to face someone twice your weight you're bound to get your shit shoved inwards.
>>28666354
she was waiting for a man to come in and take the punch for her
>>28666851
love this one
the chick actually gets involved and tries to help her man, still stands after getting hit, and dude is still going after an entire pack of niggers jumped him
then the pigs get involved. hope the cops fuck em up and let the couple get some free hits in themselves
>>28673813
You told me to man up because i said our women aren't as violent as niggers? You need to connect the dots better. Or just go play with mud, like nature intented for you.
>>28666964
this ones just pathetic for all involved tbqh, not worth posting except to trigger white knights and cuckposters
>>28674226
Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
There are so many punchable people in this video I think it fits the thread.
>>28674389
*intended
>>28674242
why? cause you can get slammed, or they're just harder to hurt and stronger than you? what if their weight comes from fat.. does that still count?
>>28674407
pretty much, not worth the risk
>>28674407
If they're twice your weight at the same height the fat rolling in their bodies will stop your punches, bounce you back and then they can just drop themselves on top of you to crush you.
Dont do it man.
>>28662046
>>28662170
>butthurt nigbots
>>28674470
>BEAST MODE
kek
>>28666294
Some context:
The white girl was talking shit. Right before she got hit, she called the black girl "nigger". Had it coming imo.
>>28674553
holy shit the shaking at the end is she mentally retarded now ?
>>28674553
whats goin on here? she went into shock?
>>28661132
first one is crazy, never fight against asian.
>>28674617
>>28674618
probably just a seizure
>>28666964
why are women so mean? They abuse for abuses sake.
>>28674201
You are supposed to hit him hard enough in a 5 sec windows so he loses his shit.
If you don't punch hard enough and in the right places then you are pretty much fucked and should retake "boxing 101" until you get proficient with punching
>>28674752
Men aren't any better, that girl probably deserved it for all you know.
>>28674872
Well she had her temper too
I bet they will end up marrying ;3
>>28674872
Dat kick
>>28674476
fatties will run out of breath in 15 seconds or less so don't get hit for that time.
>>28661687
>no matter how skilled you are a big guy can just go zangief on your ass. Also it looks like he fucking died
>>28673137
>get your ass beat and shit stolen
>"YEA BUT DEYR STILL STANDIN UP !1!! WITES WIN UGAIN !"
>>28673581
What he means is that hes not really invested you fucking autist.
Old roastie getting smashed. Actually feel quite bad about this one
>>28666851
she loyal though
physics origanu
>itt the virtues of multiculturalism
i blame every attack on the left
Wtf is going on here. Which country is this
>>28675174
KEK!
Not enough chads getting mollywhoped in this thread
>>28669502
>>28669664
>>28672299
>Non isolated Aluminum is a poor conductor of electricity
>"lightning attractor" isn't a real thing, it's a deflector which attempts to limit building damage should lightning hit that location.
>lightning doesn't give a fuck about height, it chooses the path of least resistance
>lightning strikes rarely kill you if you're not partially submerged or holding a steel fence
>>28675200
Prob some slav country
>>28675088
love it when she's just sitting on the ground for a second, reflecting.
>"welp, I just got robbed by niggers in a church. that's what it has come to."
>>28674553
>just use ur fists bro if you lose you'll just be harmlessly knocked out
FUCK NORMIES I CARRY A GUN EVERY DAY I'M NOT GETTING CRIPPLED IN YOUR STUPID NORMIE GAMES
>>28675200
It's in the Netherlands. You can find the video on youtube and they're speaking Dutch.
>>28675241
yes but the boy is slavic scum, multiculturalism is the death of whites
>>28661538
It's fucked up to fight someone half your age/size. That nigger should have known better
>>28675232
>I CARRY A GUN
Enjoy getting shot ameritard, you think you're the only one with a gun?
>>28669977
you were right, they were niggers. nice triple dubs btw
>>28675280
r9k saves a black man on his chickie tendie trip
>>28675280
this guy is anime in real life
>>28662025
because that's how real fights happen you turd, it's not all epic mortal kombat sick combos where you fly up in the air and juggle them in real life.
>>28673243
This is a big difference from men and women. For an exaple if a guy cut in line infront of me i have to consider if he's going to kick my ass if i complain. Women never think in this way.
>>28675280
He's fucking cool.
>>28675280
>you think you're the only one with a gun?
No, and I'm definitely not the only one getting shot
>>28674890
you have a disgusting mind.
>>28675174
MY sides. Look like old jet lie movie
>>28667530
This is the definition of getting what you asked for. What a dumbass.
>>28674553
>Boxing
>Go for the legs
You got some long arms m8.
>>28675082
Invested enough to answer me and insult me. I'd say that's caring even if it's in a negative way.
>>28675340
Carrying a katana in a bus, that is some top tier shonen development. He only needs to have some magical power in it to be a naruto.
>>28661132
So it has begun
BETA UPRISING!!!!!!
>>28669463
>>28669463
DID HE BECOMED THE FLASH?
>>28673788
>dreads spell out 9/11 six seconds in
>>28674553
I would have stuck my dick into her and let her vibrate me into euphoria
>>28666964
>Unprovoked
JUST
>>28666851
Nah, they took a beating and fought back and then the cops looked like they were going to run the niggers down like the animals they are. I'd say this was a win for the guy n girl here. Besides you know she's gonna fuck his brains out after he stood up to a pack of apes like that.
>>28666415
Wow, I thought white people weren't animals.
>>28661269
Do you understand what a knife is?
>>28674872
So it's OK when white people do it amirigiht?
Evil Mvslim man beating up a white child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b__2Nr8zPFw
Wtf. This is just sad and hilarious.
How could I forget about this fucking classic
>>28675333
I kekked a lot anon
Also nice digits
>>28676445
looks like a chav getting rekt by a muslim. starting to see this a lot as the invasion progresses.
>>28673788
>Having a fist fight with Medusa
>>28661538
This is basically NEETs vs wagecucks
The autistic NEET, seeking to apply the "knowledge" he has "learned" doing nothing all day tries to initiate combat with a wagecuck, whos body and mind have been tempered with physical and mental labor
The result is a knockout, the NEET much like in real life, never stood a chance.
>>28661701
Literally never happened
When I was in high school, kids always made a circle to watch fights
>>28661701
>do nothing
>all good
>Try to help
>Get sued
>get arrested
>>28661429
>omae wa mou shindeiru kek
>>28667425
at least those boys wont end up pussies on r9k.
like me.
>>28676241
yeah, it's just playful roughhousing
>>28661687
I love the little dudes throws but he just got outsized and brutalized.
>>28675174
that nigga lost his sense of gravity
>>28667530
never do bad things to a man while females are present.
also - he got what he deserved. norules baby, better be ready to be treated like animal when u act like one.
He will think twice next time hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>28661760
God I can imagine him doing that kung-fu power yell when he backhands that dude like it ain't no shit.
You guys know what I'm talking about, when the camera focuses on his face and he delivers some crazy hit
>>28668228
daaaaaaaaaaamn.
brutal kid d e s u
>>28675280
Some days, some nights.
>>28670488
yes
you never talk with shady peeps, it betrays your power level.
Its all about dominance, they try to see how tough you are, if u speak ''b-but'' they know its game time.
Like being around animals, never show fear.
Shut up and continue your way.
>>28675280
lol
u kno he is reliving those moments.
>>28676369
someone studied pressure points.
damn look at her leg - fokin oot m8.
Damn shame tho, cute girl, Id like to make her scream, know few pressure points myself.
>>28661132
Holy shit, didn't expect him to pull out a knife. They looked fucking 12 years old.
>>28675174
Holy shit that was epic
>>28666964
this makes my cock hard
>>28666851
Impressive how they both kept standing up.
>Provoking cowards into fights
This is always, always a bad idea. They're usually the most repressed people and won't stop until they're drinking your blood or something
>>28675200
>ly just a seizure
Holland (europe , the gay country of europe)
>>28675280
This guy isn't just your average weeaboo autist, he actually knows what he's doing with the sword.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/20121026tempe-phoenix-light-rail-samurai-swordsman-interview.html
I'm more surprised it's not illegal for him to carry a fucking katana around, but still p. cool.
>>28677797
>This guy isn't just your average weeaboo autist, he actually knows what he's doing with the sword.
I watched the video, seems like a regular weeaboo autist to me.
>>28667530
Holy shit that sound tho. Chad btfo
>>28669463
and hence the flash was born -marvel music beings to play-
>>28666294
not black and white but all these girls are high yellow. Some just a bit more white
>>28662025
Use body rotation for higher impact
>>28661760
The white man showing his superior genetics once again.
>>28666415
>pic related
original desu
Does anyone else think this is why girls go for big strong Chads? Like women want the reassurance that they will be protected? Also thats why women like muscles(biologically) because strong men can win a fight. Maybe they also just like seeing men fight, its like some sort of primitive shock for them, it turns them on. I am averagely built but skinny I don't stand a chance in a fight, this is why robots cant get girls.
>>28675214
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_rod
I forgot. Americans don't care about safety.
>>28667939
Never, ever carry weapons. Never ever fight, either. A single punch can kill someone, whether by direct impact to an unlucky spot, or by making them collapse and hit a curb. It can permanently ruin their face (teeth, nose, jaw) and you will have to live with that guilt.
Unless you are absolutely in self defence- e.g. a home raid or literally some boon nigger attacking you just for enjoyment- it's not worth it.
If I was pizza slapped, I would have just got a water bottle and spilled it on him. Humiliating, would ruin his clothes and it would be visible for the rest of the day. If he attacked me as a result, I would have a full right to defend myself.
>>28666415
And then you woke up
Origami
>>28675789
give me back my sides
>>28675789
Holy fucking shit, they really do..That is the funniest thing I've seen a while.
>>28666415
incorrect, it's blow for blow, they hit you once you hit them twice and you both get arrested
>>28675174
>/fa/hasastreetfight.webm
>>28675376
Not the way I do it
>>28677797
>I'm more surprised it's not illegal for him to carry a fucking katana around
It's perfectly fine as long as it's fully visible, but if he were hiding it in his clothes (don't ask me how that'd even be possible) it'd count as a concealed weapon and thus be illegal.
>>28661429
I moaned out loud. Seeing fat people get rekt is my guilty pleasure mmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm
>>28679117
You'll enjoy this then
>>28679117
>guilty pleasure
if it was a guilty pleasure you wouldn't admit it you stupid fuck
>>28674872
>still standing up after that beating
She has more balls than robots desu
>>28675200
Oh man, it just looks so pathetic when she tries to fight him back. I feel bad for her. What did she even do to deserve that?
>>28679263
>What did she even do to deserve that?
Being a roastie whore. All women should be treated like that.
>>28675200
What a glorious nation Holland is, what with it's liberal concepts of gender equality. Over there this is seen as a normal event, just to xads having a disagreement.
>>28679281
So fucking edgy. I'd expect nothing less from underage /r9k/ browsers.
>>28676241
those are immigrants beating a white girl
how do they look white to you
>>28674553
>Women fight
>No ripped clothes
BOO. SHOW ME THE TITS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have NEVER been in a fight all my life
How fucked am i when i have to fight someone?
>>28679671
you ever been hit in the face by anything?
/pol/ fights!
>>28679671
the first fight the adrenalin makes your arms feel like jelly and you feel disconnected from your body your hearing will be muted and focused on the attacker
words won't make sense
If you make it into the fight you will calm down once you start moving and getting your footing and be able to punch better, you won't feel any punches due to adrenalin you will just feel the shock of the impact that will make you disoriented.
some people get addicted to the feeling
>>28679688
You mean the heavy confusion and disorientation experienced when hit on the nose by something? Yes
>>28679671
depends on how much you give a fuck about hurting/pissing off the other person
some guy shot me at a party with a bb gun in the ear once I demolished his face my blood was all over him and then when they took him to the bathroom to clean him up it turns out it was mostly his blood somehow I manage to punch a piece of his forehead off
>tfw became THAT guy
>but also no one invited me to shit anymore
>>28679799
now imagine someone hitting you a 2nd time while you are recovering and your body trying to compensate for whats happening and people just watching and not helping
>>28679845
Shit man, that sounds pretty rough
>>28677797
yeah totally haha so cool
>>28677797
No that is literally your actual average weeaboo autist
>>28674470
>BEAST MODE
You can't make this shit up
>>28679164
I'll facefuck your cat if you talk to me like that again
>>28674617
>>28674618
Looks like it may be some nerve damage from hitting her head back and neck on the concrete
>>28680342
dont you ever reply to me of my wifes son again you fucker
>>28674872
Wtf are they like 14?
>>28680345
as a former EMT that looks like decordicate posturing never got to see it in person only learned about it in class and heard about it on the field but was never lucky enough to witness it
>>28680345
>>28680507
and now that I bothered to google it I was wrong
looks like Decerebrate Posturing which is more serious
>>28674407
Weight makes a huuuge difference in a fight. It's one of the primary deciding factors.
Even a single pound of difference between two boxers will drastically change the betting odds.
Many fighters will deliberately put on a couple pounds of fat just so they have the weight advantage. It does tire you out but it's such a bonus it's easily worth it.
Your pushes will push harder, you'll have more momentum to your punches. You'll be able to throw the other guy around a lot easier, and be harder to bring to the ground.
Contrary to popular belief, most fights are not boxing matches, or martial arts flips and kicks. This type of fighting is only really seen in carefully controlled settings with lots of rules and protections.
Here's a fight between an MMA fighter and a 7 foot tall street fighter.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4r6aLD_9ho
Notice just how dominant the 7 foot tall guy is in the engagement. He commands the ring, wherever he walks, the other guy must back away. He's fat and out of shape, is not properly trained, and barely even raises his guard, yet he manhandles the other guy as easily as you'd dominate a 6 year old child.
>>28680568
fuck I'm too drunk for this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjmgAo8UNE
>>28662203
>>28662170
>nigger makes offhand comments on 'stuff white people do'
lol black people twitter
>white guy does the same
dude you bitter cunt, not all of us are like that
>>28680579
and here is fedor beating up a 7' guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0iZcLIrTQ
>>28669463
the moment THE FLASH has been born !!
Seriously this is the most epic thread I've seen on r9k in a while.
Bump hoping for more vids.
>>28681298
I'm unsettled.
>>28676545
Why do I have to laugh so fucking hard every time I see one of these kind of posts
God bless you man
Keep 'em coming. I need my fix.
>>28675280
Is this the guy from that one gif?
>>28669463
THE FUG :-DD sheeeeeeeeeeeit
>>28675280
It's all fun and games until someone pulls out a katana.
>>28674072
>habeeb it
old meme
>>28680941
That's in a controlled enviroment with rules, tho.
>>28680826
Because usually "lol whites can't cook" is met with "fucking niggers you're glad it's illegal to kill your ass, at least I have a dad you disgusting ape *brings up crime statistics*
>>28672900
>>28669489
>>28669463
He survived, or rather nothing happened to him at all. He posted on his twitter that he used the aluminium thing to protect his head from flakes and the lightning struck somewhere close but not on him
>>28661429
HOKUTO - HYAKURETSU KEN
>>28666964
Chad was probably nice to her, and his girlfriend got jealous and beat the shit out of her
>>28674470
>beast mode
more like FEAST MODE CAUSE THAT NIGGA ATE THAT PUNCH
>>28670977
This. I never understood self-defence laws in the west
Like really, you knock me out, potentially threaten my life, and now I'm supposed to let you get away? Naw, you're a threat now, and must be eliminated
Chad/Stacy beaten or killed
>NORMIES BTFO HAHAHAHA
Beta/nerd beaten or killed
>BETA FAGGOT BTFO HAHAHAHA
>>28669712
Lol this.
I live in LA and I carry a gun and knife on me for when a beaner or nigger chimps out
>>28671055
>what'd he hit me with!?!
top kej
>>28671055
hol up hol up ineenen gotcho hed bro
damn niggers
>>28680579
The video title says you're a liar. And who is Fedor Emelianenko and Mike Tyson?
>>28683167
You're right, in real life they're be a broken arm on the 7 foot guy
>>28661132
cowardly fucking gooks. they always use knives.
>>28669463
this makes me moist
bloxlox
>>28661687
>boxer vs street fighter.wedm
Probably more to do with the fact that red shirt looks like he's 5'3" 90 pounds.
>>28675214
>lightning doesn't give a fuck about height, it chooses the path of least resistance
'least resistance' generally means 'closer'
>>28675789
9/11, LOL. allahu akbar, right? xD
#edgymemes #imgoingtohellforthis #9gag
>>28679415
does this look like an immigrant to you ?
>>28685605
This. People who feel nothing when a beta/nerd gets BTFO are lowlife scum and should get the fuck off this board.
>>28661132
>that webm
lol
>>28679415
If i remember correctly this video was shot in the Netherlands. Im Dutch myself and if this is indeed the video i watched a while ago then i can confirm that they are ethnic Dutchmen. Its very easy from accents to tell the ethnicity of people in the Netherlands, and these guys have the typical Dutch annoying faggot teenager accents.
>>28661687
Another classic case of Dex vs. Str
>>28674617
>>28674618
Post-traumatic seizure
>>28667530
That punch opened a fucking hole in the fabric of time and space, Jesus Christ.
>>28661429
how did she survive that?
>>28668059
>tfw all of this fully accurate
fuck this world
>>28667530
Best video ever, im so happy that that faggot got absolutely btfo
>>28661429
roasties absolutely btfo
even a manlet can beat up a 300 pound she-ape
Trans faggot completely BTFO, probably suffered brain damage
https://twitter.com/TurkeyUntold/status/727167635851476993
>>28688218
And feminists in the west complain about microagressions.
I'm glad Europe is being overrun by mudslimes. Now feminists can learn what a real patriarchy looks like.
>>28687677
Then why are they picking on the cute girl.
>>28687697
damage can scale with dex you know
isn't a top strategy in DS a dodge/backstab build?
>>28676028
Underrated. POST IS ORIGINAL ROBOTO
>>28688330
True.
Also saw this on the same twitter account as the previous video
https://twitter.com/TurkeyUntold/status/733046034633494529
>Turkish Parliamentary Research Commission publishes 479-page report with proposals to marry off child victims of rape to the perpetrator.
Turkroaches are fucking crazy.
>>28667212
>punches his friend at the same time
TOP KEK
>>28688339
Do you honestly think that only immigrants have trash among them? Plenty of white trash and chavs here as well. Although the worst people here are EASILY Moroccans. They are the niggers of the Netherlands. Niggers here arent nearly as bad as niggers in the US. Moroccans are absolute trash though, they start shit for no reason, they jump people for literally no reason, they steal all the time and do it from very young ages, starting with 5 years old. Basically just ghetto niggers.
>>28671055
>better get yo dopesmokin ass up nigga
>>28668603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_lbsleSN44
here's the video
>>28688607
>Do you honestly think that only immigrants have trash among them?
I never said that.
>>28667530
>cowardly sucker punch
>publicly disrespects someone and turns his back on them
how fucking
stupid
oh my fucking goodness dude holy shit
were you really fucking expect the guy to fight you under your terms??? to walk up and fucking challenge you or some shit? holy fuck
>big the big fat kid in school
>grade douche decides to try and start a fight with me
>i don't give a fuck
>taunting goes on for over a week
>his friends block off the hallway
>here we go I guess
>he throws a shitty punch
>one of those wide hay makers
>i just stand there
>tries to kick out my legs
>not happening
>throws a few more punches while taunting me
>put my arm up and step into the punch
>the look in his eyes when he realizes how big I actually am
>best fucking memory from middleschool is that look on his formerly smug fucking face
>he tries to disengage but it's too late
>check him straight into the fucking lockers
>he slumped to the ground with the wind knocked out of him
>help him up and tell him to leave me the fuck alone
That was before I knew how to actually fight. I played a lot of hockey and football growing up, so, I did what I knew how to do: Throw my fucking weight around. I was the fat kid who knew how to work with his weight. However, I didn't like fighting because in don't want to hurt people. I hurt my brothers enough on accident when we were growing up.
A few years later, we moved like an hour away, I was in a new highschool. I was the big fat kid again, but I was also the NEW fat kid. Unsurprisingly, this fucking shit started getting on me not even 2 fucking weeks there.
>here we go again
>his friends "push" me while he calls me fatty
>whatever, I try to leave and ignore them
>he grabs my bag and I hear a tear
>fuck this shit
>i turn to face him and let my bag drop
>he puts his hands "up" to his chest and bounces around like a fag
>i put my arms up and plant my feet
>he throws a Haymaker
>i step forward and throw a punch straight ahead
>his arm hits my shoulder
>my fist hits him square in the sternum
>my punch is more of a push as I put my weight into it basically slam him into the ground
>offer my arm to help him up
>we actually become friends later
TLDR
LEARN TO PUNCH FAGGOTS
>>28688339
In DS1 maybe. New hotness is all about hyperarmor with STR builds, so if you can I-frame through a rabbitpunch to the face in a street fight more power to you.
>>28661538
Manlets... when will they learn onii senpai?
>>28675280
cant believe no one is talking abut the nigger trying to get the sword from the guy to butcher the other guy
in the original video with audio, the nigger literally goes 'ay lemme hold that man'
>>28687556
that guy looks slavic to me
>>28667530
goddamn that was a fuckin hit
how can i learn to hit like that?
>>28675789
top dur
>>28687596
i hate betas and nerds tho
you must be new to this board
>>28688951
see>>28687677
origami
>>28689079
The main population of this consists of betas and nerds. Are you sure that you are not the new one here?
>>28688998
>>28688788 here
Learning to punch is easy.
Square your feet and throw your weight into the hit. DON'T THROW HAYMAKERS. Power comes from the hips and turning your fist as you punch.
Find somewhere with a punching bag and just go at it.
Also, don't tuck your thumb into your fist. That's a great way to get a broken thumb.
>>28688788
>im 11 years old
>every gym glass I always go in a bathroom/shower stall to get dressed cause i was a prude
>didnt want anyone seeing me
>people called me names but generally shit went smooth
>proceed with gym glasses
>a year goes by, end of school, huge party at a local water park
>finish playing (alone)
>go to dressing room
>kid wants to go out with a bang and barge in and expose me, rips towel off my waist
>i stand there naked, dick hanging, getting laughed at
>see red
>next thing you know im being held by 2 teachers and lifeguard and the kid is having a seizure on the floor
fucking meat spin while beating the shit out of a motherfucker
>>28661132
Did not expect that webm to end the way it did.
Don't start shit if you can't take shit, I guess.
>>28663307
KEK, you just increased the amount of enrichment I receive from this webm, thank you.
>>28676309
I like how the blonde girl freaks out when she realizes his dirty ass is in her face.
>>28667530
>That Stacy going to rescue Chad right after he got knocked out
The memes are real
>>28662025
Can you honestly not tell that guy is gay? That's how gays fight. Why do you even think they are fighting/
I guarantee it started off with her calling him a fag and he called her a fat bitch.
>>28666354
I think it only looked slow because of the perspective. If you look at the impact, it was pretty quality textbook punch.
>>28676469
That's not Britain. I can tell by the trees in the background.
>>28675280
I remember that nigga.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0A8cswhc-Y
>>28688500
Quick 2 hit combo
>>28676469
>>28689338
Its in the Netherlands. The guy is Moroccan.
>>28679385
Good thing you're here to set 'em straight.
>maximum file size allowed is 2mb
Fuck. I had a good one, too.
>>28667530
kek, this video is sort of like the embodiment of what is happening to the white race.
It extends with the white man extending his hand to the non white in a false display of friendship, uses the non white races as a way to increase his own status, turns his back and leaves them to pick up the crumbs, get BTFO by a build up of anger by the non white, which was actually created by the white man. It's poeitc, tbqhwy.
Ok, I'm done. Goodnight.
>>28677797
>I'm more surprised it's not illegal for him to carry a fucking katana around, but still p. cool.
Welcome to Arizona
>>28678044
>>28681018
Flash is DC REEEEEEEEEE
>>28675789
holy fuck my sides have left the atmosphere
>>28661687
The littler guy had great form, though. I used to do amateur boxing shit in school and I can tell this kid probably does the same.
Though he's probably also the type of kid that thinks it makes him invincible and was probably itching to fight someone. It's something I've seen quite a lot.
>>28689165
thanks anon
my mom has a brand new punching bag at her house that she never uses ill start using that
Fucking kek. Skinny robot gets dominated for 10 whole minutes by an average stacy. Is there anything worse than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS-2dJGPbjg
>>28661593
fuck her. if someone started a fight with meand i was actually strong and not a weak little beta bitchI wouldn't stop wailing on them until they were in a coma.
>>28688998
>>28689165
You need to be able to throw both full body shots (where you twist your hips into the punch) and haymakers. There is a proper way to throw both.
This video covers the basics really well, i highly recommend you watch everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxI-sUHNVFU
Also should add that the guy in the chad btfo video threw a haymaker. It was a really big swinging punch which enabled him to generate a lot of power. Dont do that in a fight though, anyone but a literal retard will be able to easily step aside and dodge it and you will fall on your ass and get the shit kicked out of yourself.
>>28689649
>This will never happen to you
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>28689724
this is a nice video thanks
>>28689649
Why is this 16 year old girl strangling a pre-pubescent boy? Are women such cowardly little babbypeople that they beat up children as teenagers?
>>28689476
jesus christ you /pol/fags are autistic
>>28689476
Damn. That is very true.
>>28689621
Np man. The punching bag I had access too got me through some shit. I need one now to be perfectly honest. I can't put one up in my apartment because it would make too much noise. The last bag I had access to was in a friend's basement when we played DnD, and it was his grandfather's canvas bag from like the 40s, complete with blood stains. I started at it bare knuckle, found my groove, and basically had it suspended it at an angle. My friend couldn't believe it, but I had to lay bag because it was shaking the house because it was suspended in a bad spot. He never used it, so it was kinda hanging.
>>28689724
Well duh. If you know how to fight, you should know how to throw a proper Haymaker. I'm talking about these fights where the kids basically just swing their arm out and around because it feels strong. Don't fucking do that.
Still, good video.
>>28663249
Yeah, I'm happy I ended up defending myself when the time came. I tried to avoid physical confrontation, but when a bunch of people try to jump you after school, you need to fight back. And I won. It didn't stop the bullying, but it did put an end to any shoving and pushing that was happening.
Point is, there is a time when you have to let go of being a good person and fuck someone up.
>>28689826
You're welcome anon.
>>28689955
Yeah you're right there, i just wanted to point out that both punches are possible to execute properly. I agree with you on the windmill punches, all you'll achieve is dislocating your shoulder or getting your shit pushed in badly (possibly both).
My biggest fear is if I do get in a fight, I will fight like some pasty ass nerd.
Bumping bread
originalio
>>28690222
Learn to thrown a punch and don't pretend you're an animu and you should be fine. Something something practicing a kick a thousand times vs a thousand kicks once something something Bruce Lee.
That being said, most """"fights"""" devolve into a grapple slapfest, anyway, where you're basically hugging while trying to hit the other person. There's a lot of flailing involved.
>>28676309
This webm kinda reminds me of /pol/...
>>28690810
Getting in shape will also help
>>28678240
>white
You blind?
>>28676445
#colonized
You think she wants some little white shrimp beta boy after she got dommed like that?
>>28689189
that's good stuff. glad you put that fucker down.
>>28689649
>implying he is not enjoying it
>>28669463
>>28669489
>>28669664
He didn't die because the lightning didn't strike him. It was coincidental close strike
>>28674553
it remind me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx4QzrMA2N0
>>28689649
that looks pretty good desu
>>28690936
Well no shit.
Still helps to know how to hit.
I've never fought anyone, and I don't want to. In social situations I get fucked with a lot and people try to fight me it sucks.
>>28661760
Whoa damn, that move was fucking legit.
I mean both of those guys seemed fit, and wised up to fighting, and that strike was STILL out of thin air.
Damn!
>>28692880
I'm not bullshitting, I once had a group of guys try to fight me for talking to a girl, shit like that fucks with me in social situations. It's like everyones looking for a fight all the time and I can never really enjoy anything. I'm always paranoid someones going to go after me and 90% of the time I'm right.
>>28689649
>Robot gets dominated for 10 wholes minutes by stacy.
Rly nigga ?
>he don't even resist so that he can continue to feel her.
>When it's over, he want more so he call her a bitch so that she comes back.
>She pay attention to not hurting him and dismiss the stick when little fucker offer him.
>All that erotic wrestling.
I know that robots aren't very at ease with social interactions but come on it's pretty obvious that it's an erotic dance. They're probably too insecure to express themselves and go with the usual :
>WE FIGHTING RIGHT WE HATE EACHOTHER HAHA I FEEL YOUR BOOBS AHAH YOU FUCKING FAT AHAH COME BACK.
>>28677797
The most amazing part of this was learning that Phoenix of all places has a functioning public transit system.
>>28675088
damn, granny's a tough cookie.
>>28686302
?you have been mooted... come on robot plz let me post
>do martial arts for 2 years
>fairly proficient at fighting, i could probably knock out the average person in one kick/punch to the head
>will probably never get to use my skills for a street fight because i'm a shut-in autist who lives in buttfuck nowhere
>>28677964
I bet that was a tooth
Let's see if this posts, I can't remember which board I got it from.
anyone else ever have an experience of getting close to a fight but you black out and appear again and you did something fucked? one time i flailed my arms around a guy and woke up after i did it
>>28693147
Seriously. He has a boner the whole time
>>28675280
I have never seen the full video. It always looked like a old guy picking up his walking aid stick. Now i know its some r9ker with his katana.
>>28661567
at least we're not compensating hard by carrying guns everywhere
>>28667530
>friend talking shit still acts like a douche after his friend nearly dies
nigger tier whites
>>28687556
Yes, very much so, he looks north African
>>28674201
You can grapevine your legs around his and lean out, making sure to have your hands pushing down on his hips
>>28694919
fuck you faggot , he is a white dutch faggot .
i live in that gay country . ive seen it on all websites , the police has identified him and arrested him , HE IS A WHITE GAY DUTCH FAGGOT.
>>28665990
I believe that was the teacher
Didn't get into middleschool until a year later because we were poor and in the outskirts of the city
Spent all my time playing games,mostly True Crime L.A
>Be 6'0 fat in 'special class' with 10 kids
>Prove Im not retarded by passing everything
>Integrating into normal grade 3 class,nervous
>MFW 30 kids now
>Too excited didn't shower
>Wear the same t-shirt and shorts b/c poor
>Get seated in front of Teachers Desk
>Hear them laughing,it can't be me h-haha
>Get handed Algebra lesson papers they all were in the middle of
>Whatthefuckisthis
>Pretend to know what I'm doing
>Move Pencil like spoon at unwanted food
After a while there
>Obvious they're making fun of me
>Try to ignore like Mum says
>fucking lies,it never works
>The snickering and gestures implying I smell
>"C'mon guys,leave Anon alone" says a Stacy
>Warm feeling in my chest
>Spend rest of year watching her incognito
>They get braver
>'Hey,Anon why are you fat&smelly? LOL'
>The Stacy never partakes in attacking me
>I reply,'Fuck off,faggots.'
>Teacher comes in conveniently timed
>'Anon go stand in the hall!'
>She didn't help the
m,so I guess that's good
>Peek inside
She's laughing with the rest of them over their 'victory'
>Sit in hall for whole math lesson I don't know
>Feels betrayed,hurts bad man
>Next Recess I sit 'on the wall'
>Cool boys taunt me while walking by
>They're going to their Ministick place to play
>They act like they're actual NHL players
>Remember True Crime,MC wouldnt take this
>Inspired
>Stand up and walk over to their place
>Proceed to knock all the cunts down
>Grab ministicks and throw over school fence
>They puff out their chests and walk up to me
>Knock them down again,they can't do shit
>Just stand there with 'idgaf look'
>Three fat Stacies runs to call Teachers
>'YOU'RE GOING INSIDE!'
I remember the fight scenes,the MC would put his foot behind the other guy and punch him and they would have to fall over.
I pretty much copied it and the self respect I felt was so awesome.
>>28695266
I once fought my bullys, got the shit kicked out of me but they decided since I'd fight back it was too much hassle so they left me alone
>>28695623
They still kept their shit up,it was pretty much bullying in all it's forms except physical. The Teachers enabled that shit too from them. Who's going to care,he's just a single parent kid.
Pretty much nonstop 3-6 grade asskicking train,but I still get nightmares the tormenting was inhuman,I know some of you robots know that feel.
