>you will never save her in some sort of time machine
Why even live?
>>25770640
please do not sexualize the anne frank
>you will never fuck her tight virgin pussy
jdimsa
"There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!"
>>25770640
Why would you want to? She wouldn't be different from the rest and would likely go for a Chad with a bullshit excuse to you like "b-but we've been through so much you're like a brother to me"
Save her at what point?
When she was shlorping up dick in the annex?
Or at any time she was dying of typhoid in the camps?
If you think you're enamored with lil Annie because of her diary, you're actually in love with Otto Frank, the actual author of "Anne frank's Diary".
You love a man and that makes you a faggot.
>>25770699
>implying id let her leave my attic
>>25770721
Id pick her up the day she was born and raise her myself
>>25770749
Then why bother with specifically Anne Frank at all?
>>25770640
save her from the jewish propagandists? sure i would
>>25770640
>nobody quoting the song
really guys honestly guys please guys
>>25770640
>You will never rape her and then have her carry yoyr offspring as she coaches the soccer team and facilitates the girls swim team.
Wish I went to camps as nice as them.
>>25770640
>Know all your enemies
>We know who our enemies are
>ywn bring modern military technology to Nazi technicians with a time machine
JUST
>>25770994
Ach mein Gott, I'm fantasizing about this so often
>>25770811
Because the only girl i ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But than they buried her alive
>>25770684
>writing sick filth like this about your own teenage daughter
absolutely disgusting
>>25770994
she is a coalburner
proof, fact
>only like 2 people getting the reference
>>25771809
Who seriously pays attention to jewish fairytales?
>>25771756
Provide this proof
>>25770640
ok jeff mangum
>>25770699
This.
Women actually get mad when they're saved by ugly guys because it should have been a prince like in the fairy tales, and then they just move on because you're not entitled to anything at all for saving someone.
>>25771809
>I will never be able to time travel back to birth to fix my problems
>>25770640
How do I save a fictional entity?
>Arrive in attic with time machine
>Nazis find her due to the sounds the machine does when it lands
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU
>>25770640
>mfw jew
>>25770640
I'd stain her mountaintops with my mangum. Even the captcha agrees.
>>25771809
mate everyone gets it you don't have to fuckin call out every fuckin reference you see
>Anne Frank is rescued and brought to the year 2016
>While she was open-minded relative to people of her time, she still holds on to old-world bigotry
>She attempts to adjust to modern life
>All is going well
>She even has her first date coming up soon
>A cute boy takes her out to dinner, they have a great time
>The couple head back to his house
>Suddenly, she kisses him
>He kisses back and things begin to get hot and heavy
>She moves down to his waits
>Unbuttons his jeans,
>Pulls them down
>Wait, something's wrong...
>There's nothing there
>Confused, she pulls down his boxers, revealing a big fucking vagina
>She immediately vomits
>"What's wrong? I'm a real man, I'm just trapped in a woman's body, I swear!"
>"STOP OPPRESSING ME! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!"
>"CIS FUCKING SCUM, I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST LET YOU SUCK MY TRANSGENDER GHOSTKIN PENIS"
>Horrified, Anne races back to the time machine, disguises herself as a German and joins the Volkssturm
>Hitler was right all along
>>25771809
wut reference
>>25771209
ONE EVENING 1945
AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE GUNS ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERYONE
On the goodside, she's now a little boy in spain.
>>25772047
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED
PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES
>>25770640
>tfw you will never semen stain her mountain tops
>semen stain her mountain tops
>>25770684
>folds of skin
confirmed for roastie
>>25770640
she's better off dead
>>25771809
tfw I've forgot what the reference is meant to be
>>25770640
>you will never be able to go back in time and help Hitler senpai win the war and finish exterminating the filthy yids
I don't know what you guys complain about. Just go outside and fuck one of her many look-alikes.
I'M STILL WANTING MY FACE ON YOUR CHEEKS
AS YOUR MOUTH MOVES IN MINE
SOFT AND SWEET
>>25770640
she's cute, but loli Portman is the only jewess loli my heart has room for.
>>25770640
This is literally the plot of a famous novel btw
>>25772041
This made me kek.
Thanks anon.
>>25770640
>she died before they made a wIikifeet page for her
Thanks op kinda made my day
>>25770640
>be jewish boy circa 1940s
>have crush on girl next door
>spilled my sauerkraut asking her out but she said yes
>everythings great for a couple months
>germans invade
>everyone's forced to live in the attic
>no problem for me since that's where I spend most of my time anyways
>even better now though b/c I can be with gf
>couple weeks pass
>I want to go outside anonberg
>how are you not depressed that we're wasting our lives up here?
>b-because I waste it with you
>I need some time alone, we spend too much time together
>she leaves the attic
>comes back at dawn with a gestapo officer
>w-who is that anne?
>This is Ferdinand, I saw him playing soccer with some other boys and he noticed me and said hi and we talked
>b-but it's 5am Anne
>Look nothing happened, we're just friends
>Hans speaks up, "who's this Anne?"
>oh hes my neighbor, he's like my little brother
>they both laugh as Hans pushes me aside and they enter the house
>Oh anonberg, could you sit in the parlor and watch the windows to make sure no officers followed? I'm just gonna show Hans our living quarters
>tfw been sitting in the parlor for 5 hrs now listening to swing music being played upstairs and the sound of a my bed squeaking
