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Describe your dream guy.
>chubby
>virgin
>no self esteem
>neckbeard
>browses /r9k/
>NEET
they'll all just describe chad with minor differences like "curly hair" or "likes nerd stuff xD"
>>25768287
>fembots
ugh
> black male
>Muscly
>short cut hair
>slight stubble
>mmmmmm
Would any real ""fembots"" date the guy on the right?
>makes at least 20$ an hour
>taller than me
>likes to cute post
>thin or skinny fat
>nice
>looks like pic related
>mixed black and white
>tall
>muscular
>intelligent
>sweet
>lonely like me
>>25768287
He looks like a women. You realize only gays are into guys like this right?
>>25768395
Oh man. That guy on the right
>you will never have a jaw
>>25768395
would you date that guy's female equivalent? im just saying i'd rather go on being a kissless virgin than date an ugly hambeast bitch that physically repulses me.
>>25768429
Then why do chicks post about him on Twitter 24/7?
>>25768429
>He looks like a women
Yeah.
>is a member of a band,dont care howfamous
>does drugs
>is mike kinsella
Looks like moot but stronger
Moot is extremely hot IMO
>yfw you realize moot has Chad aesthetics
>yfw you realize moot is a /sleeperchad/ who made money off of Betas
>>25768397
why is money relevant for dating someone?
>>25768480
Also, I find Paul Joseph Watson extremely attractive
>>25768429
>he looks like a woman
>has a manly facial structure
>>25768462
You sure those arent gay men posting him?
Pic related is my dream. I like older guys.
>>25768534
99.99999999999999% positive pham
>>25768449
>the female equivalent of a guy who is not fat at all is a fucking hambeast
women.
to all roasties who would rate 80% of men as "below average" (statistically, every fucking roastie in existence): kill yourselves
>>25768532
>northern european facial structure
FTFY. men and women of other races rarely have those features while both men and women of nordic decent have those features. The dude looks like a fucking women
>>25768554
Lol, you don't know what you're talking about. Any guy can have a facial structure like that, all you need is High T levels and to chew tough foods as a youngster. Idk what you're talking about with your 'nordic onlyz' maymay.
>>25768542
>I only like older guys is a red flag, remember a narcisstic bitch kept saying that one time
>>25768596
Day 1/5376378 attractive Indians
>>25768554
*european caucasoid facial structure
>>25768554
>Northern European facial structure
>falling for the Northern Europeans are Vikings N' Shit so dey sexy meme
>>25768479
His face shape reminds me of samson's
>>25768609
Explain.
>totally original phamilt
pic related, i love him so much dear god
>>25768542
I thought you liked young boys.
>>25768636
Surely this guy has had plastic surgery
>>25768636
If he grew his hair out, he'd look like a woman. The guy has no brow ridge. There's a reason why most Asian traps, ladyboys and shemales pass with ease.
>>25768479
this post made me find you less insufferable. keep it up!
>>25768554
He is full german.
>>25768636
There's just nothing particularly northern about those features, those are features you can find in Finland and in southern Portugal. Even in non-European caucasoid countries you will find them although the maximum caucasoid admixture is found in Europe and such countries might have some offputting features be more common, like semitic noses and baggy eyes for instance.
>>25768715
HOW? Look at his fucking muscular ass jawline dude.
>>25768700
Nah, he just grew up in China where they don't overprocess their food to the point where you don't even have to chew.
>>25768715
Not really. There are a million other androgenic features like jaw width,pupil size, bizygomatic width, eye height, eye size, forehead slope, hairline, nose and obviously the head in proportion to the rest of the body.
There are some interesting ratios that you should study, which are very good for differentiating male from female because it seems you're clearly blind. You call anyone with model like appearances "women."
The thing about models is that they combine a couple hyper feminine traits (thick hair, eye lashes, thin nose and features) with hyper masculine traits (defined jaws, narrow eyes, thick eyebrows)
pic:what actually makes a good trap
>>25768776
Why would you think anything in China is good, it smells like a tire fire
>>25768763
No, I mean explain how this Asian guy has a the same facial structure as OP. I don't need a 23andme, you just need to realize that Testostrone and chewing determines facial structure, not race. Race can determine some features like eye color and hair, but not things like a chiseled facial structure. Even that Native American high cheekbones thing is a meme.
>not a pedophile
>not going to cuck me
>not going to upgrade me for a newer model when I hit the wall
>white
If I was a dyke I'd have far better luck with this list 2bh
>>25768787
Those are ugly as shit traps. Your whole post is moot for posting them
>>25768827
First I'd need to know if the guy is pure and not a mutt.
Second, if he is indeed pure, an analysis of the size of his cranium features will normally tell you with a good precision if the person is a caucasoid, a negroid or a mongoloid.
Prominent features are indeed present in every race but the way they come out is not the same everywhere.
>>25768287
looks like a manlet tho
>Understands personal space and won't hate me if I want to be alone.
>Considerate, has a sense of humor and is empathetic.
>Has experience with or is comfortable dating someone with a mental illness.
>Lower than average sex drive.
>Ottermode body at most. The bigger someone is the more intimidated I am by them.
>pic related would be a celebrity crush, I guess.
>>25769161
>wants a beta provider
kek, yeh no. probably going to fuck that guys friend after you get off your period.
>>25768429
only pleb gays are into twink shit. us real gays are into pic related.
>>25769161
>12 year old tuff guy
k
>>25769227
Dear god this. I can't stand all that ladyboy bullshit, it always boils down to some curious straight guy repressing his desire for men so he finds guys that look like girls.
>>25768480
tfw no mooty gf
>>25769227
>using beard to coverup weak jaw
>mfw
>>25769082
Now you're just being retarded, the differences are minimal to none. Other than Africans having a slightly higher predisposition to prognathism and Asians having slightly squarer faces. I can't think of anything that has to do with facial structure being effected by race. I think you've been on /pol/ too long.
>>25769281
Only gays are obsessed with jawlines. Look at /fit/ and /pol/
>>25769184
I put lower than average sex drive because the idea of sex terrifies me.
>wants a beta provider
I ask for personal space and to be left alone for the other person's sake, not mine. I have issues with dissociation and paranoia. When I have an episode I tend to hurt and alienate the people around me. So I close myself off from the people I care about until it's over.
>>25768395
To be quite honest with you, no. I would not. HOWEVER, I would date a normal-looking robot in a heartbeat.
>>25769281
his identical twin brother has a man chin so one can assume he's got one too
>>25769403
Mother of god.
the chaddest of chads.
>>25769379
Me I'm normal please post throw away email or steam
>>25768610
>degenerate and unattractive
Who was this comment directed at?
>>25769357
>implying
Yeah, sure mate. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>25769331
I think you've been on reddit too long. Literally just search for 'cranial features and race'.
>>25768526
tfw no qt redpilled gf
>>25769379
What's "normal-looking" to you?
>>25769505
Already did, here.
>minimal differences, doesn't really effect how muscles are formed (jawline, cheekbones)
>slightly older
>doesnt mind my retarded jokes and intense social autism
>has proper hygiene
>chubby, tall
>is not a fucking picky eater (someone has to eat the stuff I bake and it's not going to be me)
It's really weird I like chubby guy but don't feel attracted to big women. I actually like either petite or muscular/fit women
>>25768480
Lol his head is too big for his body wtf
>>25769571
He just needs to workout more tbhq
>>25769468
>One example
>>25769331
I know right? If you take the pigment out of their skin, they look *just* like Caucasians.
>>25769612
Technically two if you read the OP, but just look at all the men that women fawn over. They all have muscular jawlines.
>>25769619
This guy has almost exactly the same facial structure as the OP.
>jawline, cheekbones
>>25769619
>implying Albinos don't look weird regardless of race
Technically 'Caucasian' Albinos pham, these guys look nothing like White people either.
>>25769710
They're Indian.
(I know Indians can be classified as Caucasoid, but I'm talking about Europeans mainly.)
Here's a European albino, he looks pretty normal.
>>25769669
The jawline is the same, fair enough. But the upper half of his face is completely different. Depressed bridge, weak brow, sloping forehead.
This is a bait thread people people try to bait each other but sure I'll give my honest dream guy:
>6ft
>chocolate brown hair
>has a stubble
>slightly muscular
>blue gray eyes
>intelligent and witty
>somewhat optimistic about the world
>liberal leaning
>not a STEM fag or a Business fag, maybe an artist or someone who is pursuing academia
>passionate about his beliefs
>is an intense talker, can talk about anything with me for hours on end
>is also nervous about sex, does not want to rush it>he loves me
>>25770129
>tfw all of this except the eye color
Why live
>>25770165
What color anon?
>>25770191
My eyes are a shit brown color. Very boring and very white boy
>>25770129
lmao artist when you'll grow up you'll loathe the type. Plenty of 30 year old "artists" around.
>>25768395
Used to play music with a guy who was pretty autistic and uglier than right side, he had a few 8/10 and better girlfriends during that time.
>>25768395
Yes no female would date the hideous man on the left and a female equivalent would be pretty hideous too. But what I often do, when assesing woman's beauty, is to imagine her as a man or how her brother would look like. More often than not you can see that her genes are in fact shit and that you're just swayed by the long hair, makeup and clothing to think that she is beautiful. Remove all that stuff and see the face for the genes it carries (imagine a man) and you'll know the truth about a girl. These are the genes your kids would inherit in case you two had them. I would say 95% girls fail this test for me, but I'm above average looking. So in relation to that picture - many girls which are posted here and considered "hot" or "ok" (in various rate my gf threads) are really relatively ugly people, not much different than the guy on the right. Girls have this advantage of not being swayed by the guys looks at all - only the top 5-20% of the guy do anything for them in the looks department, while for guys I would say 2/3 of the (young) women seem kinda attractive.
>>25770422
.. on the right (typo)
>>25770288
Excuse me, a successful artist as opposed to one drawing furry porn.
>>25770197
Hey man, a lot of people have brown eyes. I'd be willing to risk not passing on my blue eyes if you met everything else.
>>25768681
That's literally a woman.
>>25770606
There are no successful artists. Life is basically whoring yourself out for money. For all but a very few this is the reality you're just not old enough.
>>25770606
But I do meet everything else. Do you have a throw away email? Or something
>>25770637
Here are some successful artists off the top of my head:
>Alex Hirsch
>Rebecca Sugar
>Kate Leth
>Pennelton Ward
>James Baxter
>>25768848
>thinks dykes don't cuck each other all the time.
Friendly Reminder:
Women cannot be robots and the notion of 'fembot' only encourages more normies to come to /r9k/
Most 'fembots' have
>had IRL and online relationships
>have lost their virginity
>are not ugly
>have men seek them out
>are just fat and blame that for being an outcast
>have beta orbiters who want to date them
>still in high school
>>25768287
I just want a fresh virile bull to satisfy my needs
Bulky, but not too huge.
>>25768287
Dis Mine yo
>>25770660
you literally just listed a bunch of people who work on adventure time, a shitty show that is only popular because it appeals to intentionally quirky special snowflakes. why not just go to tumblr, the content would probably be more appealing to you than the content here.
>>25770658
Well first off what state do you live in? I don't want to pursue a relationship if it can be only online.
>>25770726
>I don't like the artists you listed so they don't count
Hey bud, I'm just saying there are successful artists.
>>25770660
Oh you want cartoon/comic creators. These people are usually pretty troubled and have developed their talents through years of isolation while growing up. Though I can see how this type of people would be a dream goal for a r9k female (shy awkward unsexy).
>>25770743
guys, this is the average fembot
>posts her ideal male on /r9k/
>guys instantly asking to date her
so lonely ;_;
>destroys the state
>leads an army of the embittered
>holds the light of hope that will break through a pathway to the future
>>25769553
Actually pretty big differences. Did not expect.
>>25768345
this is shitposting in the next dimension, bait like we've never seen before.all of that applies to me, fuck you so hard.
I go to college in PA but my house is in NC so I can pretty much float any of the states near there. What about you?
>>25770769
Well it doesn't necessarily have to be a comic or cartoon creator, those were just some examples of people off the top of my head who "made it" while pursuing art.
>>25769566
>>chubby, tall
You are doing god's work.
>>25770703
jokes on you I'm a titless scrawny 25 year old ugly virgin who hasn't actually talked to a human being besides my parents in 3 years and last time I tried applying to college I started crying uncontrollably at the entrance and they had to the police.Then again I don't come to this board often so I don't count.
>>25770800
>>25770743
Didn't attach who I was replying to fuck me
>>25770800
>I go to college in PA and my house is in NC
My house is in Illinois and I go to college in Ohio. Is your college close to the border? Because unfortunately mine is on the very edgy of Southern Indiana.
>>25770814
and you'll still get boys dating you
"the world's ugliest woman" got a boyfriend. Men love saving damsel in distress because it makes them feel more like a man.
>>25770129
I am not optimistic about the world, in Stem.I guess you don't mean actually liberal, rather the nu-meaning describing neo progressive leftists. All the other parts are spot on. What could have been
>>25770828
Pittsburgh. As far to the border I can get. Makes for a shit commute.
>>25770837
If your version of "actual liberal" is just "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! ANN RAND IS MY GODDESS" than yes I do not want an "actual liberal".
>>25770870
Any idea how long it takes to get from western Ohio to eastern? I do not have a car.
>>25770703
>>had IRL and online relationships
only friends but haven't dated
>>have lost their virginity
no
>>are not ugly
no
>>have men seek them out
well, yes, but only online
>>are just fat and blame that for being an outcast
not fat, actually underweight
>>have beta orbiters who want to date them
yes, again only online and im not looking for that
>>still in high school
no
>>25770887
Google says 2 hours. that is fucking NOTHING compared to the drive I usually do from home to college.
>>25770919
2 hours? Really? Damn. I have to drive 7 hours to get home from my house to college.
>>25770895
>having friends
normie get out reee etc
>>25770887
It's not, it's the actual meaning. Constitutional rights for all independently of political and social leanings. If you think equal rights means a gay guy can run in a parade naked shouting stuff and a KKK member can't, you're not a liberal.
>>25770895
simple question, why haven't you dated one of your orbiters?
>>25770935
Yeah same my drive from home to college is 7 hours. Give or take 15
>>25770945
well i only have 3 friends but we're really close so i dont know if that's normie-tier
>>25770950
im not looking for an online relationship
>introverted
>not many friends, preferably none
>clingy
>submissive
>obsessive
>willing to let me control his life
>interests he knows a lot about
>skinny, brown hair, brown eyes
>right-wing
>loyal
>>25768287
fuckin dormies reee
>>25770998
Borderline normie
>>25771000
That sorta sounds like an undercover serial killer tbqh senpai
>>25770951
Anyway I'm leaving in a little bit so I'll just drop my throwaway email here. I'll respond back in a few hours. [email protected]
>>25770949
Hm? Who said I didn't believe they both had the right? I'm not a SJW. However I do believe in the importance of government intervention.
>>25771000
The ration left wing right wing to what you described is like 150/1
>>25770998
>im not looking for an online relationship
what if it was going to become an IRL relationship, does it really matter if it started online?
>>25771000
Hm, neat. Especially this part:
>willing to let me control his life
I fit everything else too, except skinny. I'm pretty muscular.
These threads make me feel like utter shit.
>>25771037
Women usually aren't liberal, that's why i assumed what i did. I hope you aren't in the UK cause then i'd feel bad
>>25771000
>yes
>almost
>yes
>yes
>sometimes
>????
>yes
>yes, no, no
>no
>yes
hmmm
>>25771088
I live in the United States. If Donald Trump even wins the Republican Primaries I'm fleeing and moving anywhere else.
>>25771037
made a throwaway as well and I'll just be sending you stuff about myself and we can go from there I guess.
>>25771148
Sorry love, it's not going to work out. Trump is the only possible candidate out of the 3. You seem like a Bernie type. Bernie is weak and just panders with Utopian statements.
B U I L D W A L L
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>>25771148
that's pretty ridiculous seeing as the president does almost nothing these days, just a bunch of empty promises in the form of addresses and whatnot, there is nothing to fear if Trump wins the presidency, at the very least we'll get a few laughs out of it.
>>25771088
Women are almost always liberal, what're you talking about?
>>25771268
Law wise, presidents are useless. However the president is the one in charge of our foreign policy. I do not want to live in a country whose only hope to prevent WWIII is that man.
>>25771246
Bernie isn't a loud narcissistic asshole but that does not make him weak.
>Dirty blond or brown soft short hair
>Cute face
>Pale
>Soft rosy lips, not too big or too small
>Otter mode, skinny or skinnyfat
>Introverted like me but not complete social retard
>Doesn't drink or do drugs much, the less the better
>Blue/green/hazel eyes
>Cute smile
>>25771295
No they aren't. They are neo progressive, left authoritarian. Just because they call themselves liberals doesn't make it so. They are for censorship of opposing voices much more than men, for example. This isn't liberal
>>25771246
>Bernie is weak and just panders with Utopian statements.
>Utopian statements
>posting build wall right after
>classifies socialism as 'utopian'
>"only possible candidate"
>haven't even begun primaries
>doesn't understand politics, probably just parrots whatever her Norman boyfriend says
Lol, Women.
Not as hot as Jake Gyllenhaal but I've always enjoyed the whole dark eyes, paranoid and maybe even hallucinating right now overall look. I would prefer if he was slightly homely or normal looking because I feel really uncomfortable around 8+/10 guys.
Height doesn't matter, but not fat. I usually like curly hair more than straight hair but it doesn't really matter either way. Only brown or black hair and brown eyes, don't like any other colors.
>>25771359
Pretty sure the person you responded to has a penis.
I've never met a woman who actually liked Trump.
>>25771331
the meaning behind liberal has been changed by the aforementioned group, get over it and abandon the word.
>>25771363
I fucking hate that my eyes look so dead like that. The fact that any woman would ever want that in a guy blows my mind.
>>25771309
>Bernie isn't a loud narcissistic asshole but that does not make him weak.
But sitting by and letting BLM hassle him even though he's been protesting against racism since before any of them were born sure does.
In b4 "but that would just be giving them what they wanted!"
>>25769710
They are indian and indians look nothing like white people
Why do you even ask? It's all gonna be the same fucking answer.
>>25771309
No, being a push over makes him weak. trump might be personally a narcissist, but he isn't retarded and has a strong will and a history of success. Look at Bernie's record and realize what he has voted for in the past in the Senate and understand he is a hypocrite .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWOuCfdJYMM
Alternatively go to /pol/ and ask, they will be happy to oblige with backed-up facts
>>25771379
I'm sure you look hot, it's possible I like it because I also have dark eyes with bags under them, "dead looking". I find people attractive if they look more like myself.
>>25771317
>have most of these
>except i'm a ginger
just f u c k m y s h i t u p
>>25771000
>>25771072
Can I talk to you on Skype or something? Mine is: c.wok1
>>25771464
I really can't tell if it's bait or not because everyone has always told me my eyes are fucked because of how they look. I have the dark color under them. And it looks like I just personally witnessed the holocaust
>>25771359
>wall costs 10 bill
>illegals cost US 21 bil a YEAR
Socialism isn't utopian, Bernie's socialism is. Hillary is a murderer. I thoroughly understand US politics chap. So yeah, unless you think Cruz is beating Trump for the nomination, he is the only candidate
>>25771494
>us minor outlying islands
Thanks but no thanks anon.
>>25771453
>>25771408
>being this /pol/ on /r9k/
>not focusing on my mans clearly flawed economic policies
>>25771496
It's not bait, I am serious. I don't think it's that surprising that some girls would like this look.
>>25771533
I already said his policies aren't viable, just take a look at his twitter promises. That post was to prove the "weak" part.
>>25768345
>chubby
fat but not fat enough to take part in obesity threads apparently.
>virgin
nope, lost it to insane succubi.
>no self esteem
yep.
>neckbeard
you got it.
>browses /r9k/
FREE SPACE
>NEET
need you ask? of course.
thank you for this bait, you did it as a joke but you're actually letting me pretend I'm as desirable as the normalfags that have taken this board for their own.
>>25771559
t-then how do we be friends so you can cuck me and friend zone me?
>>25771525
Huh? That's not my actual location, of course. I live in Scandinavia.
>>25771516
>Bernie's socialism is
Socialism and utopia shouldn't be used in the sentance tbhq.
>>25771589
Do you use Steam? That's all I have. ;_;
>>25771627
of course I use steam. logged into it on my phone 24/7 and on my pc
Must have a big car and a 9 inch dick made of diamond
>>25771649
damn, i only have an 8 inch disk made of diamond
>>25771684
*dick
shit
i fucked up
i fucked up
>>25771684
do you have a laser to read that bad boy?
>>25771647
What is your Steam anon? Or e-mail or something.
>>25771724
uhhh made this shit because I don't want random people that aren't you adding me on steam
[email protected]
>>25768554
post face if you're so manly
>>25771317
where are you from?Also what is your favorite book (if you read)?
>>25768395
ayy lam0
>>25770129
>tfw you are everything on that list except the physical traits other than stubble and brown hair
>>25771767
>tfw you'll never find love like this anon
why does this hurt so much?
>>25771317
>>Dirty blond or brown soft short hair
bright blond in summer, dirty blond in winter
>>Cute face
i guess
>>Pale
yea
>>Soft rosy lips, not too big or too small
yea
>>Otter mode, skinny or skinnyfat
skinny
>>Introverted like me but not complete social retard
i am a social retard
>>Doesn't drink or do drugs much, the less the better
yea
>>Blue/green/hazel eyes
blue
>>Cute smile
yea
be my gf femanon
>>25768524
to buy her things and take her places because all women are whores. there's no such thing as mutual sex with women. they treat pussy like a commodity, but get offended when guys do too.
>6' 2
>rich
>white
>very muscular and lean, like 185 pounds at 10% bf
>8 inch doodle
>extremely intelligent
>and ofc extremely handsome
oh wait, im not a girl or anybody looking for a guy, i am that guy. been described as a "dream guy" several times
>>25771359
>iPhone
>Hair dye
>Make-up
>Sweatshop denim jacket
>Fingernail polish
>Not living in a shanty or tenement
>"Resist capitalism"
>>25771516
> unless you think Cruz is beating Trump for the nomination
You're forgetting Carson. You're also forgetting that the people who vote a candidate into presidency aren't the citizens and constituents of the country. Trump hasn't earned his party's support and that will ultimately lead to him not making it past the primaries.
I don't believe Trump is actually running with the expectation of being elected, I think his campaign is in lieu of having a reality show
>>25771837
That's shoe0nhead, a self-aware literal meme character
>>25771930
>Carson
>now
>republicans
>throwing their one chance at a presidency because they're not 100% with Trump
>>25771968
More like the average millenial, sadly not a meme.
Jake English is my dream guy~ <3
>>25771968
did she really dye her hair or was it just a wig she wore for that one ironic pic?
I knew she wasn't right in the head but I never took her for the type to dye hair.
>>25772019
isn't that the guy who got run off of tumblr for being a "cosplay elitist"?
>>25772015
The average millenial IS A MEME
It has always been this way. There's just more of us now. And it's more readily apparent to us because we can see all the memeing on the internet. Instead of thinking things are different 100 or even 1000 miles away
>>25772026
I can't say for sure, but it looks like a wig in the picture.Note the frizzy, individual strands of hair. Note the amount of shine near her forehead. Look near her ear, and you can see a bit of her natural hair underneath. I think she may have shaved her sides for that. I know too much about this for a straight male : s
>>25770129
So sub-culture Chad?
>CHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHAD
>>25772007
>>throwing their one chance at a presidency because they're not 100% with Trump
Face it, Carson is the candidate with the most universalas in, "bi-partisan"appeal and second only to Trump at boosting his numbers with brief moments of brilliance or controversy. He's also black and has a "touching" story.
Republicans know they have to appeal to some sort form of "social justice" and what better foil to Hillary's feminism or Bernie's "class divide" than the race card?
>>25771837
>Sweatshop denim jacket
NIGGUH
Thats clearly PLEATHER
~sincerely /fa/
>>25772190
If Bernie isn't nominated it's all over. Hillary is going to crash and burn, the dirt is surfacing. And she has all the party's support. Carson is way down and you are mistaken on Trump. He has a lot of appeal, leftist websites is not where you should get your news on him
>>25772286
> Hillary is going to crash and burn, the dirt is surfacing.
Implying there's enough dirt in the world to bury a Clinton.
>>25772349
Not to mention the FBI going berserk over the scandal, the pedo plane, the rapes, the silencings and much much more. A mountain to bury a giant
>>25769379
translation: I would date a robot if he looked like Chad
>>25771000
my girlfriend is that you?
I don't fit all of those but that's excatly, 100% precisely how the relationship with my girlfriend is, strange.
>>25770129
>tfw most of those fit me except for muscular and optimistic
also I'm only able to talk that much if I can have some feedback which most people seem unable to give
>>25770129
Sheeeet nigga I'm all those sans eyes. I'm also a bolize officer hey bby u want some fuck. I'm also not white
>>25771148
Where you gonna go? Canada doesn't want you mexico maybe if you like brown dik
Notice how nearly all the "dream guys" """fembots""" want have light coloured eyes or hair, which pretty much implies whiteness
White men CANNOT be robots.
>at least 6'4''
>black
>dick 8'' minimum
>drug dealer
>has AIDS
>will beat me regularly
If one of the requirements isn't tall, the poster is a man.
>>25772783
what if I'm 5'9'' and the first guy to nice to me during a sort of shitty period in my life was 5'4''-ish and since i've sort of developed a preference for manlets
>>25772988
Then be my gf because I have a preference for girls taller than me :^)
chubby, cute, kinda stronk, cheeky heel personality.
>>25773059
l.o.n.d.o.n?
blocks
>>25773135no ;_;I prefer British accents to girl's accents here though
>>25768287
>around the same height as me, so between 5'7''-5'11''(I'm 5'8'')
>shy
>fem/pretty boy types
>similar taste in music/anime/vidya (or at least open minded)
>switch ideally
>would let me dress him up as a qt girli don't have a job that would support this yet but i want a house husband ;__;
>>25772988
Then you're what we call an anomaly and about as common as the girls who genuinely prefer brown eyes or balding males.There's something wrong with you, you've been through shit. You're damaged goods. It's OK, we'll get through this
>>25773179
>would let me dress him up as a qt girl
Please do this to me right now. I have a prettyboy face but I'm kind of muscular.
>>25773179
I'm 5'8" and would gladly be a house husband that you dress pretty
contact?
>>25773179
>around the same height as me, so between 5'7''-5'11''(I'm 5'8'')
5'9"1/2" if you want to be specific. If I wear a heeled boot I pass for 5'10" =D
>shy
I'm an introvert who learned to be extroverted. It's still draining when I have to make nice with strangers
>fem/pretty boy types
Metro, not very pretty or feminine. I have a babyface though.
>similar taste in music/anime/vidya (or at least open minded)
Tell me about yours
>switch ideally
Mitebcool
>would let me dress him up as a qt girl
No, but I would like to go shopping with you and pick stuff for you to wear.
>>25768287
>intelligent
>beard
>glasses
>chubby
>warm and kind
>patient
>cuddly
>loyal
>affectionate
>same interests
>millionaire so i can continue being filthy neet forever
>>25768480
desu moot is very cute
>passionate about something (video games don't count)
>sensual in bed
>opinionated
>self-sufficient
>sarcastic
I don't like pillowy lips. I dig a beard, because shaved faces get like sand paper. No fatties, but chubby can be okay. Preferably does not have a history of dating Asian women (yellow fever).
>>25773431
>intelligent
not even slightly.
>beard
the neckbeardiest around.
>glasses
yes, chief.
>chubby
fat but close enough.
>warm and kind
treat my friends well and enjoy listening.
>patient
very patient with people.
>cuddly
you know it.
>loyal
always.
>affectionate
yes, as long as you're not an obnoxious weeb.
>same interests
we'll see.
>millionaire so i can continue being filthy neet forever
I'm NEET too so that's a bust.
so close yet so far, gonna win the lotto and become your one, wait for me.
>>25773585
>Preferably does not have a history of dating Asian women (yellow fever)
So I take it you're Asian yourself?how do you feel about Latinos?No, I'm not trying to put myself out there, just for scientific inquiry. I've heard Asian females (Filipinos don't count) hate Latinos
>>25773585
>sensual in bed
>fembot
Fuck off normie
>>25768395
Honestly. Yes. If he's not a complete cunt or something that is.
>>25769619
Man their lives must be hell. Not one or the other...
Kinda feel bad for them.
>>25768287
I honestly don't know.
I haven't had a crush since like elementary school. Everyone just seems "normal" to me until I get to know them. I don't even feel attracted to people I recognize as being conventionally attractive.
My dream guy would be someone who understands me and is a genuinely good person. Someone who is logical and reliable, or just cute in the way that they have a nurturing personality.
>>25773181
WHAT
Brown eyes are superior. I don't care what anyone says. Brown eyes are amazingly sexy and especially blue eyes look cold and distant.
Here's a picture
also
>must be elven
>>25774050
Date me pls
Also please don't have blue eyes
>>25768395
His worst problem is that his eyes are too big.
Other than that he could pull off the vampire look pretty well.
He would actually look pretty fucking awesome.
>>25768395
No. I don't even look that retarded
>>25774069
I'm sorry.
I fucking have blue eyes.
I hate it.
>>25773680
filled this in for that femanon, hope she waits for me.
>>25774111
O-Oh
Well our kids won't so still date me
>>25768542
I love Fassbender but Lee Pace owns my heart.
>Smart (preferably ECE/CS degree)
>Between 28-38 years old
>5'8" or taller
>skinny or chubby but not fat
>dark hair
>>25774058
Leepacefemanon spammer? Haven't seen you post lately. I used to dump his pics from Wonderfalls.
>>25774131
Actually. I wouldn't bet on it.
My dad's a Mexican and I still got my mom's blue eyes.
I didn't even get a tan.
Everything is bullshit.
>>25774181
At least I fit the physical requirements
>>25774225
Well there's only way to find out if they'll get my brown eyes femanon :^)
gib skype
>>25774197
Yeah hahaI got a jobbut I'm always around. Still in disbelief about his thighs.Lee Pace Thread?
>>25773700
I'm Japanese. All Latinos beat their wives, right?
>>25773830
I post on r9k for the quality replies.
>>25774255
I don't long distance relationship.
But I can still give you my Skype if you want.
>>25774365
No thanks
The only platonic relationship I'd have with a woman would be a lesbian because I want a dyke friend
>>25774316
I lost my folder but I just went and got some to dump.
pic related 4u
>>25774361
>I'm Japanese
All flat faced gooks need to be gassed
>black
>6'2
>big dick
>thuggish
>cocky, over-confident
>ghetto ripped
>>25774361
>All Latinos beat their wives, right?
That's a huge generalization, there's certainly a lot of machismo in most Latin American countries but I don't think a majority beat their wives. Behind closed doors the woman runs the house, and mothers are goddesses.
I knowrather, hopeyou were being sarcastic, but I think you'll find that Latinos (much like Asians) assimilate easily a generation after immigrating.
>5"10-6"2
>Middle Easterner, I love Iraqis, Palestinians, and Syrians
>White, olive, or light brown skin
>Curly hair
>/fit/
>Funny, charming, passionate
>naughty fetishes
P-please..
>>25774653
>brown chad
Fuck off
>>25774653
Too chad.
But I like a chubby kissless virgin turk right now.
That's where it's at.
>Probably white, any race is okay though (Asians are probably second best) - being british is god tier
>6'0-6'4
>Ottermode or athletic body
>6.5-7.5 inch dick
>any hair color (dyed black is bed though)
>emo hair
>any eye color
>deep voice
>any amount of money
>job not required musician would be best
>dresses in an alternative style
>piercings and tattoos
>dominant and into bdsm
>angry and rough personality but can be gentle and fatherly with me
>hardened from shitty childhood, can relate to me
>mental health problems but doesn't whine about it and tries to deal with it himself but I'd help him and comfort him and help him find happiness
>some kind of problem like an addiction that I can help him with
>>25774885
>Chad
Fuck off normie
>>25774885
omg!!! IM PERFECT FOR U RAWRZ!! <3 XD
>>25774653
>tfw half white half palestinian and have curly hair and white skin
>>25774885
I actually met an emo chad like this on here.
Fucking hated his guts.
The little faggot had Pokemon tattoos.
God, it was cringe as fuck.
Emo chads are the fucking worst.
>>25774983
>tfw I hope Israel kills you and your family
>>25768515
>implying moot will be anything else besides a hungry skeleton
>>25771317
>>25773585
>tfw cursed with big lips and will never get gf ;-;
>>25774943
No, when they're that emo they seem like girly fags
my current boyfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25775004
>my mother was jewish
>>25775009
your lips look fine to me
>>25775009
Boys with big lips are fucking blessed.
And if that's you, you look angelic as fuck.
You're gonna make it.
>>25775048
>Jewish
>White
I hope they kill you and your race traitor mother
