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Really fucking chilly edition.
>>25877408
First for posting waifus
>>25877453
Posting waifu. We will meet in VR someday
Really fucking bored tbqhwyf
Who /smellybellend/ here, lads?
>>25877530
No, but my dick does curves downwards
>>25877408
my windows have been put in by a little NED so im fuckin cold as and i can hear every word a cunt says walking past and they can hear my music its fucking annoying
WHO ELSE WANTS TO KILL NORMIES? who gets really fucking angry and wants to go out and kill normies how would you do it if you couldget away with it?
who elses brain deicdes all day to remind them of being bullied or other shit that gets you fucking really frustrated and mad
>tfw can hear chavs outside
scared lads
Oi oi saveloy's, fucking freezing my Surrey cock off in bed, what's happening wagecuck chavs
>tfw throat burns from being sick
Won't be sleeping tonight lads~
>>25877559
Why did he put your windows in? Did the police get him?
>>25877453
Original comment to pass the shitpost filter
>>25877630
>fucking freezing my Surrey cock off
Who'll really miss it desu senpai
Just smoking my last J before bed, up to season 2 of Fringe now. Amy Jessup a shit.
What chinese cartoons have you lads been watching?
Boku dake ga Inai Machi is damn good so far. Also storming through FMA:B.
>in bed, fucking freezing
>wear dressing gown
>warmer now but uncomfortable
fuck life tbf
Mates how much does tesco pay night grocers (10pm-7am)?
I heard 2 years ago it was 7.20 basic + 1.30 10pm-midnight.
Then 7.20 + 2.40 from midnight till 7am.
However I heard they increased wages again to like 10-11 quid?
Currently got a call to meet the manager after a successful interview, but I already got a job offer for a restaurant which is shitstain minimum wage + tips and food(food doesn't help much since I'm on a special diet).
11quid an hour doing brainless night shelf stacking and enjoying the company of stoners/drunkards seem to be a fucking good deal mates, as opposed to being a waiter and never enjoying my bank holidays/christmas/etc.
I don't have any working heating at my place. So I have to sit in my room cold to death. Right now I'm wearing 2 jumpers and 2 tshirts to keep warm.
Yesterday was worse though. I had to keep taking hot showers as the cold was too much. By the end of the night I was drinking hot water just to keep warm.
>>25877453
Very excited to get the body pillow I ordered earlier
>>25877721
onsies for life desu m8
Lads I can haer the chavs right outside my window fucking hell it's happening
>>25877782
protect your daki at all costs m8
>>25877721
Been sleeping in my dressing gown for weeks now, pretty comfy going to sleep but I always wake up boiling hot and sweating
>>25877725
mate you do realise how cushy working for tesco is?
its literally robot haven.
>>25877748
My tea consumption goes up exponentially as winter comes on. It helps tbf.
>>25877768
I think I'd lose my last shred of self respect if I ever wore a onesie though.
>>25877799
Exactly, I can never even get to sleep because it's just uncomfortably warm and bulky.
>>25877453
Getting in there before the other guy gets here
>>25877823
onsies are literally the comfiest all all clothing desu m8
>>25877782
see you on the other sard
>>25877701
heard that nana was pretty good so currently watching through that, seems aight so far
>>25877802
no, but I see things are really fucking chill there.
Like you see some 18 year old black woman slowly scanning shit looking bored in the tesco(same for the restockers) in the heart of manchester, meanwhile the aldi next door has like an army of cashiers rushing shit and people arranging tons of packages as fast as possible like some sorta chinese sweatshop.
>>25877701
>Boku dake ga Inai Machi
>FMA:B
Good taste senpai~
I've been watching seasonal stuff and the second season of Yowamushi Pedal.
Its fucking cold right now but I feel sick when the radiator is on, so I'm stuck here feeling cold.
And Charlie Austin left QPR, which means we are officially tinpot.
>>25877530
Haven't showered since Thursday. God only knows
>>25877799
I just sleep fluffy clothed these days mate it means when I wake up I just gotta slip my shoes on and I am ready to go.
I also get really really drunk most nights so it helps I don't have to get undressed before going to bed.
>>25877653
Shes cute, I like the long sleeves.
![Karl [Full].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YW2Pvwh.jpg "Karl [Full].jpg")
Who /karl/ here? I'm binging TRGS right now. Funny stuff.
>>25877911
I just wear PJs and I'm a NEET, so I never have to get dressed
Good feels
>>25878141
He's a funny guy.
Got one of his books for my birthday a few years ago.
Always feel like his shows are slightly painful to watch, though.
I'm going to try and lose my virginity this year, lads.
Unfortunately I appeal to the women that are 40+ but I've always wanted to bang an older woman. It's either an older woman or a fat girl.
>>25878141
Ricky Gervais is literally the least funny human being ever, so I avoid anyone he associates with
Been listening to death grips all day lads, I feel really really on edge
FUCKING HELL LADS JUST HEARD A BANG DOWNSTAIRS I THIN KTHE CHAVS ARE COMING IN LUCKILY MY BEDROOM DOOR IS LOCKED
>>25878437
your mam might have fallen over
>>25878437
Better go offer them a brew
>>25878465
SHE'S IN FUCKING BED MATE
It's all gone quiet now I need to keep my ears open though. They might be on the roof.
>Can hear my normie housemates having sex in the room above
Roooo
>>25878512
Right lads just done a once over of the house everything seems in order can't find any source for the bang. All windows doors and everything locked and shut. I tried to scout the garden and out back, it looked all clear but there is a lot of land and bushes and it is very dark so we cannot be sure. I am most convinced at the moment they could appear on the roof although last time they did that someone else saw them and called the police so hopefully I will have some back up if they make themselves visible from the roof.
It's annoying because I want to watch my Japanese film and also have a wank but I can't put my headphones on now I have to stay up and listen for the enemy.
>>25877725
Mate you will be rolling in P's if you work for Tesco, I was there during the day but wish I could have worked at night
Once worked a Sunday shift which was basically like night and it was so so cotch
Do it lad, like the other kid said, it's robot heaven
>>25878670
Ask if you can join in, or at least sit and watch.
>>25878220
>he hasn't yet basked in TRGS banter
Senpai... Senpai...
Gotta say the op image is looking fresh, familia
>>25878756
>TRGS
Is anyone supposed to know what this means?
>>25877408
any lad got the feels and frogs tavern pic full size please?
thanks in advance
>>25878781
The Ricky Gervais Show
i.e Gervais, Merchant and Karl's magnum opus
Ugliest fucking op image ever sorry
>>25878814
Too busy listening to Bill Burr mate. That's a real comedian.
>>25878816
I think it looks good.
>>25878816
Agreed it doesn't even have anything to do with Britain it doesn't have any JC or shops it's just a fucking wall where is he at an improv doing fucking stand up?
Anyone else in B63?
>>25878859
Patrice O Neal did some pretty great misogynistic comedy as well
>>25878816
True, sorry to whoever made it but it's dogshit
>>25878859
>Bill Burr
>le singy balding scruffy Reddit man
Don't ever reply to me again you cretin
Can't go for night walks because it's middle of a town full of pakis and chavs
Going for walks during the day is boring as fuck because it's just main roads, concrete, pakis and chavs
Grey, grey, grey, grey.
Why did my family have to move to this shit hole of all places.
That horrible feeling when you realise you need a haircut
>>25879269
That feel. Not getting one though, fuck that.
>>25879269
Had it cut 3 weeks ago, and it already needs cutting again
Fucking useless wanker of a barber. Didn't cut it nearly short enough. Usually lasts like 3 months before I need to go again, and I can never tell just from looking the mirror so that whole stupid mirror dance "is that ok?" is useless to me.
>>25879269
.....I always used to get my sister to cut it
>be me
>american
>living in uk
>4:20 am
>hear knock on door
>get up
>walk to living room
>look in door's peephole
>black, shadowy figure at door
>freaking the fuck out
>grabs desert eagle 50.cal
>load it
>walk to door
>open it
>shoot
>blood everywhere
>look at my confirmed kill
>it was a jahhova
>mfw i killed a nice man
>mfw jahovas at 4:20 am
how was your week?
>>25879335
>4:20 am
>jahovas at 4:20
>>25879381
>He is also bi
lost it
>>25879269
There's a new girl working down at the barbers hat I go to and she caresses my scalp almost non fucking stop
Last time when he was done shaving etc and shown me the mirror, she got the hair dryer out and took like 2/3 solid minutes blow drying my hair and running her fingers through it while continuing our shitty standard combo about work and travel
Fucking weird man
>>25879381
>ganja nebula
lost
>>25879429
Sounds erotic
Is it acceptable to talk to girls you used to go to school with over 7 years ago over facebook, even though you never really spoke before?
>>25879269
Just get a damn clipper. It's buzzcuts all the way down but you save money and avoid the hassle.
>>25878788
Here's ya go lad.
>>25879539
Not the right image but it might work for the guy
>>25878788
Are you going to be the bartender tonight?
I moved to feckin Dallas, Texas.
>White people are nice.
>indians run every 7-11( poo in loo type)
>Chinese run every donut stop.
>Mexicans cook in every restaurant.
>pakis now called A-Rab's
>Catholics devolved into Babtists, Methodists, Protestants.
>Jews devolved into 7th day Adventists.
>Males show superiority by making large trucks bigger.
I learned how to ride a horse mates. I'm only here for a couple months, got me a flatm8 finally.
>>25879641
what do the americans think of your accent lad ?
>>25879505
Probably not 2bh, I have a mate that does this and likes their pictures, he liked one from like 3 years ago once and we were all in stitches about how he was obviously creeping through all her pics late one night
I'd find some other way to initiate a convo or something, like talking on a status she's talking on or whatever and starting a dialogue that way. Only works if the status is open to other people commenting, if you see what I mean. So if its a status about "Oh damn anonette we got so pissed last night xDDD" and you stumble in like "No way what did you guys get up to lmao" you'll just look like a thirsty freak
>>25879335
>drag jahova into shed
>cover body in potting soil
>go inside
>normalday.gif
>decide to get coffee
>drive to a mic dolands
>order mocha frappechino
Sorry sir, our ice machine broke a few weeks ago. Do you want anything else?
>go fucking super sayin
>pull deagle out of pants
>"EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU FUCKING NORMIES!"
>all drop to the floor
>"now give me the cash and no one dies"
>sounds alarm
>oh fuck.jpeg
>grab some random kid
>"move and the boy dies, ya got it?"
>all are still
>lead boy into bathroom
>locks door on boy
>pulls out a bag of mary-ja-wanna
>420s hard
>swat arrives
>scream at cops
>"ok i have several hostages, a loaded gun, and im pretty gucking high! meet my demands or the civilians all die!"
>cop says
>"WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?"
>"an mocha frappechino." i say
continue?
>>25879768
Utterly dreadful. At least you've proved you're an american with your utter lack of anything resembling comedic ability
>>25879539
>>25879575
Thanks a lot.
>Are you going to be the bartender tonight?
I don't have that kind of charisma
>>25879641
>>25879696
Women swoon. Men think I'm a fuckwit or I'm pompous. Other foreign men sympathize.
Children can't understand me very well.
>>25879768
I'd rather you didn't
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6870587/British-hero-sniper-investigated-for-failing-to-warn-Iraqi.html
lmao
>Trip to Trafford Centre with my family
>Don't really go out much with them, uncle, auntie and cousin tag along wih us
>Little sister just had her 14th birthday, got her ears pierce and is wearing a pretty short skirt, nothing too revealing but she's getting more confident in herself
>Used to be really shy, got bullied and it was so shit because there was nothing I could do
>Wandering through the huge crowds between shops trying to decide what sort of food we want for lunch
>Group of 16 - 18 year old chavs pass by us, one grabs my sisters ass and the others are all laughing, couple of "lad" chants
>Grab the little shitbag by his collar, pik him up before he has time to react and carry him like 10m to the nearby sitting area
>Throw him into the fountain
>Walk back and Uncle / Dad are grinning like Cheshire cats
>Few people cheering, guess other randoms saw what happened
>Dickhead chavs are too stunned to do anything and just mumble shit and walk off with their drenched mate
Fucking hell I've never felt so good on my life
I might take up some Muay Thai or whatever the fuck so I can do that more often
>>25880091
Sure m8
/r/thathappened
Talking to a girl I matched with on hot or not lads. I sent the last message, but I think she's fallen asleep, as it is 2.13am. How should I go about sneaking my number in there?
The convo is longer before you ask
>>25880314
>When she replies wait 20 or 30 minutes
>This chat is awful and doesn't send me notifications, can you give me your number and I'll text you?
Always works.
>tfw middle class american but you really just want to be a high class british gentleman with a posh accent.
C-can I be welcome here? Can i be assimilated?
>>25880377
Is America part of the EU? Can I just decide to go live in America? Do you think middle class American is more than working class English?
>>25880377
Posh accents make you sound inbred as fuck.
>>25880375
Would it be an idea to say 'looks like you've dozed off, if you wanted to talk more here's my number blah blah or do as you suggested?
If so id have to wait till the morning, as I think she's fallen asleep.
how come so many brits are on /r9k/?
just get a fucking life you cunts
>>25880407
I think America is pretty shit to be honest, we have a lot of "hard workers" but it's mostly just people pretending to do their job most of the day. And the funny thing is i can't get a job despite being a hard working person.
You are welcome in america though my friend, I shall marry you into our home.
>>25880434
>Would it be an idea to say 'looks like you've dozed off, if you wanted to talk more here's my number blah blah or do as you suggested?
That's completely beta and almost passive-aggressive. The girl will feel forced to add you and things will get awkward.
With my suggestion you'll go smooth and easy and she won't jump to conclusions (just yet, amirite?)
>>25877408
Had my first shower today in over 2 weeks.
>>25880475
My thought is, 'here's my number, send me a text tomorrow so we can talk more' the number needs to be gotten as it makes communication more solid. Ie, a step above the app, where other people are. She said shes never done online dating and even said haha twice in one message.
who /stillupatthishour/ here>
>>25881640
yo
>tfw when britfeel dies in the early hours
bitta rocket league, might play some cheeky dota if I'm in mood
got old off by mod
>>25881640
just tried sleeping. ended up just tossing and turning until I got fucking sweaty, sucks man
>>25882112
Same, I can't stop playing chess on lichess.org. I'm not very good, anyone fancy a game?
I like to image there are actually a few people here, just everyone lacks the willpower to actually post anything.
>>25882161
I'd play you but I have no idea what I'm doing and it would just be embarrassing
>>25882566
Feels like it should be fucking friday already
>>25882566
I'm pretty fed up of being antisocial, and tired
Think I might be starting a new job thursday, if it goes badly I'll probably just commit sudoku
I'm still here. I'll always be here if you want me back.
>grandpa kicks the bucket
>inherit a shit ton of land that pays for itself and then some
>nobody ever bothers me in my comfy country house
>until today
>got a call at 1am saying that there's been an incident at an overhead power line on a bit of land I own and that I need to head there ASAP
>drive over there in my shitty white van in the pitch of night
>absolutely starving
>get out of the van when i get there to find a bunch of police, two ambulances, some dudes wearing those non-contaminant suit things and a strong smell of bacon
>walk up to the officer and nervously blurt out "mmmMMMMM is that bacon I smell office-SHIR" like a retard
>he looks at me like i just shit on his dog
>"No, three asian boys attempted to climb the overhead power line and got electrocuted, are you the land owner?"
>burst out laughing like an autist for about two minutes before I can talk without giggling
>tell him that I'm the land owner and present proof
>he has me sign a bunch of paperwork for about ten minutes and then sends me home
>didn't even get to look at the dead bodies
>just shook his head at me when I asked how all THREE of them managed to get electrocuted when surely one of them would have touched it before the others and alerted them
Fucking dicks, couldn't this have waited until tomorrow?
Goddamn Shirobako is so good. Season 2 when?
>>25882998
Shirobako got me through a good chunk of this year, hope it gets an S2
>>25883239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJLiu8zwAIE
Time to feel inexplicably cheerful anon
>>25882923
Show it with sincerity.
>>25882923
i still love you h annah
>>25883322
such a qt
I want to cook her dinner for when she gets home late during studio crunch time
>>25882923
she reaaks of herpes
>>25882942
will there legal consequences for you ?
>>25883649
sadly I don't think being an edgelord is a criminal offence yet
>>25883588
the heart wants what it wants duder
>>25883322
>>25883239
>>25882998
Is this weebshit appealing for somebone who doesn't like weebshit much at all really?
Like I:
Enjoyed TTGL
Disliked Dream wench Merry the goat girl
Enjoyed K-on
Disliked Pooroo Poori
Enjoyed Maou sama get's a job at mcdonalds!
Disliked I want to smash my seed into imoto-chan! gee wiz: it's a good job, we're not blood related! and friends...
Do you follow me?
Will this show go into
Enjoyed
or
Disliked
>>25883649
Nope, this is all on whoever owns the power lines, since I'm more or less renting land to them. I had to sign to say that I'm not liable for this and that, and that it's okay for people to investigate and blah blah blah, so it's not my problem anymore but I might have to show up in court if the guys who own the lines get sued and if they get torn down I'll probably have to deal with some of it.
>>25883798
>Enjoyed Maou sama get's a job at mcdonalds!
I like you and I wish I could watch it for the first time again
>>25883798
I'll be honest I haven't seen some of the ones you mentioned but I reckon you'll like it. If nothing else, it's a solidly written show with strong characters.
Being a show about people making anime, you might be a bit put off if you're not that much into weebshit, but it's enjoyable enough as a character drama anyway. Definitely reccomend.
>>25883832
Why was the red hair lady such a fucking bitch?
Do all shows have there X-deres in them?
Like in K-on, azusa would be the bitch, and YY the TOSHINO KYOKO lady is the bitch.
If I were to r8 the ladies I remember it would be
blue > stacked midget > maous henchman > red bitch, she is fucking nasty and makes fugly faces
>>25883869
I'll probably try and marathon it as of right now after it's DL, how many ladies are there to rank? Is the mousy brown hair green shirt the bitch?
>tfw no tulpa waifu gf
>>25883970
Not all shows have tsunderes, and she's an example of the whole "bitch throws a fit and never stops" case of it. Tsunderes I'd actually praise would be Dalian from Dantalian no Shoka and Victorique from Gosick. They're tsunderes without being completely awful.
>Blue ranked best
You have incredible taste
>>25884331
I did watch Gosick, I think they rushed it at the end though
I did watch the other one too, I may be confusing them though, do both shows end with the guy going into the war?
I watched the one with the pink hair wizard loli tsuntsun too, to say I hate weebshit I watched a lot of it.
>>25883970
Shirobako has a pretty massive cast for a one series show, so there's plenty of waifus to choose from.
I wouldn't really say there's a bitch in them though. Some are obviously nicer than others, but it's not really a show that plays into the typical character archetypes (e.g. tsundere bitches).
>>25884504
Dantalian no Shoka's a show about magical books set in England for the most part
>>25884585
I have the strangest de ja vu sensation watching this, I might have just watched the first episode a while ago
>>25884740
Was there ever some magic plant garden or something of the sorts?
>>25884796
There was a plant episode where a magic plant baited people into approaching it by using its book, and then ate them
What's with the shit new OP image?
Did the other guy give up?
>>25885210
Pay rate was better at isalmic state, now he records democratic videos and uploads them to liveleak
Come on you cunts, wake up and post already
>tfw can't go to the kitchen for my breakfast because people are in there
>>25886425
>not hoarding food in your room
It's your own fault senpai
>>25877453
Do you have big boobs? Otherwise you don't have a chance.
>>25886415
Sorry, I'm busy trying to find a video game to spend money on. I almost pre-ordered Black Desert Online despite not caring enough about it
>>25886456
I've got some biscuits and bananas but I need some porridge god damnit
Animey is gey
>>25886474
Makes you wonder why you're on a Filipino tapestry-weaving site then, really
>tfw you've been freezing for a few weeks, bleed your radiator last night and mummy turns the heating on in the morning
It's warm lads, warm! Oh my fuck I can feel my feet
Morning lads. Sleep well?
>>25886551
I have these thick-as-fuck hiking socks with a fluffy lining left over from when I used to do cadet stuff. Feels good as fuck to slip them on first thing, everyone should own a pair tbf.
Wednesday morning folk(?) music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OufGXFekgyk
>>25886742
>Sleep well?
>Not still awake from last night having been kept awake by your own crippling self-loathing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25886777
That only happens some days m82
>>25886771
Not bad tbf
Morning everyone~
>>25886742
>Sleep well?
No, I'll probably go back to sleep in a few hours desu. My stomach already hurts too~
>>25886859
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU TILDE~
Report in, lads. Where are you from?
Northern Ireland hereThinly veiled attempt at seeing if any more NI fags are here
>>25886900
Manchester at the momentcoventry originally though
Woke up with a Cold and Cough and Mum just sent me to University.
>>25886859
Sucks I guess.
>>25886900
Halesowen. It's a bit shit.
>>25886900
Whybothershire lad
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
>>25886900
South Oxfordshire after moving back in October. Living in the countryside right now
>>25886945
Wordsley
>>25886974
Heh no way, was born there.
They fucked the hospital off not long ago, didn't they?
>>25886951
A L F R E T O N
>tfw marker finally appeared
>tfw nobody asking for alfretanon
might contact the roastie in notts 2bh see if shes dtf
>>25887007
Budget cuts, I expect.
Saw some anon on here from DY6 - small world
Another fucking day. Why can't we choose to die in our sleep? Why is life so shit? Why does my brain wake me up every morning to memories of abuse, bullying or how generally fucked I am.
who is thinking about doing themselves in in 2016? If I have another year like the last I don't think I have the strength to last much longer.
>>25887082
Definitely is.
Found another B63 anon on /b/ once, but the thread 404'd pretty quickly after.
>>25887105
In a similar place to you senpai. Seems a bit pointless just living because I'm scared to die.
>>25887105
>who is thinking about doing themselves in in 2016
me 2 bee h
>>25887149
>>25887163
Please kill some girls before you go
>>25887178
Any reason why, or just for shits?
>>25887178
I'll make like a techno viking pirate, rape and pillage and smoke some dank OG doublebubble kookies kush
Go to each bully from school and execute them
Go to each crush and have some bum fun
Finally get to oneitis and shoot my self after I dump my seed in her shit chute
>>25887193
Because they're fucking actual demons and the source of much misery. Sluts deserve it. If ever there was an acceptable time to do so its now you could go and kill 100 women and upwards of 90% would deserve it.
I can't make friends with anyone
Really I talk to someone who I genuinely want to connect with and after 3 sentences they're already done with me
My voice is a bit annoying and hard to understand (can't do anything about that) and I've been sad and boring for a few years, but fucking hell can't someone give me a chance?
I'm around so many new people and it's just the same shit every time
>>25887289
I'll be your friend anon desu
>>25887233
You know what life's all about. A good death. And a good death will be the greatest thing to happen to any robot in their entire life.
![[000383].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P63J4QQ.jpg "[000383].jpg")
>>25887289
I've been going to uni for over a year and except for compulsory group discussions I don't talk to anyone. I can spend several hours there without saying a word.
I'm boring, talk with a lisp and awkward.
Can't give you any advice, just saying you're not alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajfPh6-vPEc
>if you sleep too long then the world might wake up without you
>tfw
>awesome interview with night shift at tescos 2 days ago
>they said the interview period was 2 days
>can get a call starting now
I really want this job m80s, it's like 10-11quid an hour apparently and it's easy as shit.
I pay 350 a month for rent+bills and another 40 for phone and that's it, gonna have like 1 grand to spend on random shit I want(or in the bank).
If I don't get it I work minimum + tips/food as a waiter, which isn't anywhere near as cool.
>>25887477
> 350 a month for rent+bills
u wot
How do I use kik on pc lads?
My phone is too shit
>>25887289
>>25887302
>>25887343
The worst part is when someone comes to the flat and I want to be outside talking to them but I can't because it would be weird if I left my room, then I hear them laughing and shit.
If I leave the room and sit with/near them I'm still on my own, no one will acknowledge me and it will be extremely uncomfortable for me until I leave or they all leave and don't really invite me to come with them
>>25887493
Manchester is cheap as shit mate.
350 quid a month including utilities+council tax and it's a nice, cozy home too. Asian landlady always comin in once a week to do renovations/cleaning/etc.
>>25887564
THEY SOUND LIKE THEY'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN BUT I'VE JUST EATEN AND IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE TEA BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LAUGHING ABOUT BUT THEY DON'T WANT ME
KILL ME
>>25887564
Let's be friends then!
Hi anon, I'm Al. I like anime, D&D and singing along to bad music. I dislike arrogance, aggression and being too hot.
Tell me about yourself!
>Yaaaaaawn better get ready, wagecuck. You don't want to be late for work
I said to myself in the mirror
>>25887613
>tfw even robots on /britfeel/ don't want to be your friend
>>25887795
>tfw 24 hours time could possibly be working
>>25887819
Sorry there's not much I can say
I don't like anime or bad music and I'm too self conscious to sing out loud
I have no hobbies or interests and I haven't been motivated to start any
>tfw have to go to the job centre because the government can't make a functioning website
Having cheese on toast before I leave. What was your breakfast?
>>25887870
That's ok anon, I'm on /britfeel/, I'm not exactly going to be in any position to judge am I?
What's on your mind right now? If you could be anything, what would you be? How did you spend the last 24 hours? Tell me anything you feel like talking about.
>>25887936
I want to be powerful, independent and loved by all
I went to the gym earlier today for the first time and I feel like I'm being ripped off by the personal trainer I signed up with and a little fucked over by my flatmates who introduced me to him
Then I went home and read for a bit and slept and woke up and now am browsing 4chan before I got to sleep again
How about you?
>>25878206
I lost mine last year. Over rated desu
>>25887984
>personal trainer
Won't pretend to be an expert in that sort of field, but I never got the need to hire a guy to shout FEEL THE BURN at you.
What've you been reading pal?
I'm drinking too much rum and trying to compose a message to my ma explaining why I'm dropping out of uni for the second time. So there's been better days, but I'm still live and kicking here.
>>25878206
Do it with a prostitute, it will be much better.
I lost my virginity to a girl I knew from college. She was quite a qt but it was really awkward and mechanical. About a year later I went to Prague and had a 10/10 Ukranian girl work my dick for an hour, when I finally came it was with the force of a thousand atom bombs while I squeezed her body and sucked one of her tits.
Good stuff.
Requested that refund from asda lads, fucking cheap kikes shorted me 40p on a refund for some reason last time asked for 10 nong shims for 6.90 and they had 0 but gave me 6.50 back
paid 40p for 8 carrier bags only got 3
asked for over 5bongs back and I'll get it or I'm shopping at tesco from now on you green cunts
>>25888049
It's because I don't know what I'm doing and need to learn the equipment and workouts properly otherwise I'll just fuck up and look stupid
And I've been reading a song of ice and fire
I did a sort of uni thing about 2 years ago and failed it horribly because I was unhappy and couldn't study at all. "dropped out" just before the final exams but since I wouldn't get any refund at all they told me to sit them anyway. Failed everything.
Attempt #2 now a year and a half later. Economics major. What are you studying?
>>25888103
What the fuck are you doing shopping there in the first place, Walmart owns Asda. You are giving amerifats your money, you traitor.
>>25888109
That's fair, like I say I'm completely uninformed about working out kinda stuff so I'm not exactly an expert.
How are you finding the books? I liked the plot and characters but the writing style was a bit chunky for my tastes.
I'm biology. How's attempt 2 going so far with you?
>>25888123
because their website is easiest to use
people have no problem giving money to aldi/lidl
>>25888143
The books are great when you get into them. Sometimes I can read it for hours and get really immersed other times I struggle through one chapter
And I start attempt 2 in about a month, I'm not actually in the UK but I am a British citizen so I'm assuming that gives me the right to post here
>tfw eating 14 hour oldleft over burrito
>>25888168
I think I just didn't have the patience for it desu.
I reckon that makes you eligible, yeah. Where are you posting from, out of curiosity?
>>25888185
Day after food is best food
Especially curry
Trying to stay awake to fix my sleep schedule and I'm shaking all over for some reason.
Might just go to sleep anyway, fuck what the sleep police think.
>>25888207
Waste not want not I guess, it was a little soggy but oh well
>>25888207
I prefer fried chicken the day after desu.
>>25888198
NZ.
Wanting to move to the UK after studying though
I like the sound of south western England but with my degree I'll probably be gravitating towards London
>>25888207
The best "day after" food for me is bolognese.
When we have spaghetti bolognese my mum always uses a shit ton of mince and sauce so there's always some left in the pan afterwards. When it cools we just put it in one of them sealed containers in the fridge.
Nothing beats coming home, warming that mince in the microwave and then spreading it on a few slices of toast. Grate a bit of cheese on top for added pleasure.
I'm liking the OP image. A suggestion would be to get a little compilation going in the thought bubble of the biggest things that happened in 2015
It's also -3 here at the moment.
>>25888252
>I'll probably be gravitating towards London
Unless your degree is something like economics or engineering, I would stay away from London. Great city but very expensive to live anywhere decent and not surrounded by scum.
Just remember that pretty much everyone has a degree nowadays since they hand them out like sweets and everyone wants to live in London.
>>25888252
Yeah, economics does point you straight to london unfortunately :S I think Edinburgh and Leeds are both pretty big finance centres too, but I'm not so sure about the south west.
>>25888323
It is literally economics
>>25888109
>Economics major. What are you studying?
>>25888323
Disregard this, just noticed you said you were an economics major.
>>25888252
>London
literally a meme city tbqh
>>25888252
South west is amazing, but just to warn you there are fuck all jobs. It's pretty depressingly shit, that's why the pakis haven't flooded down.
>>25888380
Whatever happened to the >tfw east Devon lad?
>>25888414
I have no idea, i'm from East Devon as well but I don't think I was him. I love being from here.
>>25888414
I just remembered actually, he was just an 18 year old lad. If you're young and want to live in a city or have a live and see the world, this place is pretty much a prison for people who grew up here. I'm old so I'm happy being in a hidden land of quiet.
>>25888414
fled to islamic state
I can hear some bitch singing through the wall, it's that x factor audition type singing where they try to be as loud and forceful as possible. I have been booing and hissing loudly through the wall at the end of each song, I hope she gets the point.
Back to work tonight lads. Asked me to do Saturday night OT.
Should fly by desu.
>UK unemployment down by 99,000
All those failed NEETs, it's a massacre.
who /bristol/ here
>>25888508
It isn't really, that's the christmas temp positions in action. I had one myself, it was great, but it ended. It will be back up soon enough because they use them to stat pad, just as every government agency ever does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5jItQjT7Q
This my jam
>>25888524
It's like building jobs. All temporary but it's used as a tool for the government to show how many people they've got back into work
>>25888553
Fuck man, just got some mad nostalgia from when I was a little skater kid watching CKY videos at my friends house. Good times.
Where did everything go so wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=don7JL8n8GE
>>25888522
SHEFFIELD! here lad
>>25888658
It made me go and look up where they all are now. When I was a lad it was the Pantera Home videos me and my friends used to watch.
>>25888658
I have some of the CKY's on DVD and occasionally give them a watch for nostalgias sake.
>Tfw Jackass on MTV
>Tfw Pimp My Ride on MTV
>Tfw Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV
Back when MTV used to actually be good. Now it's all reality TV bullshit.
>>25888920
We used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what we're with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to us.
It actually did fucking happen to me, just like Abe Simpson said.
>>25888952
>It actually did fucking happen to me, just like Abe Simpson said.
>>25888920
>Now it's all reality TV bullshit.
this
i just saw an ad yesterday about The Challenge, with a subheading like "C.T. is back and he's blah blah blah." C.T. was on Real World in fucking 2003. shit is unbelievable. i actively want ISIS to firebomb their shitty headquarters. it's the epitome of western fucking shit grossness. and i'm not even an anti-american edgelord.
>>25888952
>>25888972
Shit...
Still, I take pride in the fact that what I enjoyed was pretty entertaining, rather than being entertained by when some ditzy fame whore farts.
>>25888972
>>25888952
IT REALLY DID
IT DID HAPPEN TO ME
as a proud black man on /britfeel/, i feel as if i need a way to stand out from the regular white posters and be given the platform i deserve as a person of colour
I never really thought I'd say it but I'm actually getting pretty nostalgic for the early 2000's. Specifically 2000 - 2002.
>Tfw there will probably never be a time like that again.
>Tfw we can never go back
>>25889347
hide your wallets lads.
>>25889347
>person of colour
I think that term segregates yourself to those of us whom you might label as people without colour
you should check your privilege you are literally born with something we will never have you racist fuck
>just 10 hours and I can go to sleep and have a regular sleeping pattern
pic unrelated
>>25889386
fuck off you stupid fucking white devil
>>25889400
>live in britain
>have skin this thin
Good luck lad.
>>25889347
Is that a subtle request you want to hang from a tree?
Get the rope lads, we're gonna make an Alabama wind chime.
>>25889437
go home amerilard
>>25888414
probably killed himself.
1 year in devon and I was on the edge of suicide.
Fucking work program letter in the mail this morning.
Thinking of walking in to town lads.
>>25889467
I bet it was Plymouth, that doesn't really count. Plymouth is a dump that should have been blitzed more.
>>25889347
Roll up your windows lads, don't make eye contact
Don't worry lads, its meant to be getting milder this weekend.
>>25889502
Try dartmouth brah.
Ghost town, 95% white, average age 60 years old, first mall(which are in dumps like torquay) takes an hour trip and a ferry ride, only a marks and spencers and coop with insane prices, no variety at all in the barely existing local shops(hurr fish n chips n pasties, absolutely nothing else), everything costs 40% more than manchester.
Internet is 10mb at the highest and is datacapped, only place to spend the night are really old fashioned pubs full of drunk old men, almost no women to be seen and definitely no young ones.
Fuck what a dump, even the eastern european immigrants fucking leave after 2 months.
>>25889591
>Warmer means more normies out and about
Fuck off, I was having a good day.
>>25889593
You poor chap, I have never been there but I have heard it is dead. South Devon is very depressed.
I got an Isle of Man 1995 2p in my change from the shop. I wonder if it is worth anything >inb4 2p
>dad says the heating is too expensive to be on all the time
>parents leave for work
>turn the heating on
>turn it off before they get back
Who snug as a bug here?
>>25889398
>pic unrelated
hearty kek
>>25889640
I am shitting myself about the next time they come to read my gas meter, heating has been on for over 2 weeks constantly.
Cosy af though.
After a year and a bit living back in belfast. All I can say is, I want out.
Maybe I'll put in the effort to get a job in Glasgow or sheffield. Or maybe I'll finally get the courage to kill myself. But i cant stay here much longer
>>25889735
A suicidal irish person must sound funny
>ah t'be sure I wish I was dead, gone from this emerald isle!
>>25889735
>Glasgow or Sheffield
Why would you choose the two most depressing places in the country?
>>25889763
Could be worse. Could be Aberdeen or Luton
>>25889763
I can think of worse places.
>Bradford
>Rotherham
>Isle of Thanet
>>25889800
was she fit?
