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Wednesday night blues edition
Ya mum
Waheeeeey!
>>25895488
nice dubs
>>25895476
move on to the next, time would be a factor
halo
oc
Not been in the general much today, give me a Poleaboo update lad.
How do I meet people to make friends?
I'm just looking for some people in the east mids who I can meet up with occasionaly to watch anime with, play vidya with, we could go bowling, play d&d or go airsofting or just stay in get drunk watch some tv and eat pizza and ice cream. I have nobody to even talk to atm.
>>25895662
Sounds like you want a boyfriend, in which case grindr is your fried
>>25895541
I always go to gigs alone because no friends it is fine mate no one even notices your alone or cares. Considering they are at the gig too that means you have a common interest in the band so they're not going to be judging you if you like the same music as them.
I just stand around getting drunk and watching the openers while I wait for the band.
I only go to punk shows though so might differ if it is some type of music that would attract a lot of normies.
>Over half way through the work week
Looking up from here lads.
Really losing my motivation to grab emails to phish
>>25895662
Show us ya knickers love, waheeey!
>>25895662
I'm i9n the east mids but you're an animefag. No offence mate. Sure you're a sound guy to chill wid.
How do I download games that are not on Steam? I want Dungeon Keeper 1 & 2 but they're not on Steam I think because of EA.
I want to download them but I don't want to torrent them because I don't want my PC to get aids. What do?
>>25895872
Download eC0nd0m and then torrent it
Mum who has recently (3 months or so) split up with step father is going out tonight. Just said "out" when I asked.
She's already found a replacement cuck. WHEW boy
>>25895909
haha your mum is literally a roastie sorry mate
Gonna be sampling some coca cola in a bit for 50 squid.
easy money
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You're waifu, post her
>>25895662
>How do I meet people to make friends?
You can't make friends after school/college. Sorry.
>>25895934
Tb h I'm not bothered. Gonna be moving out to uni soon so it won't affect me in any way.
>>25895950
>You are waifu post her
>>25895950
>inb4 3d
fuck off. Ginn is perfect.
>>25895997
Your splitting hares anon, it means the same thing for all intensive purposes.
>>25895997
she looks like a young Julia Roberts
>>25896036
stop insulting mai waifu you cunt
/wankered wednesday/ here we go lads.
>>25895950
Anon, anon your waifu seems to be getting abused there. It's fitting, because she gets abused my waifu later
>>25895997
>>25896027
>two sequential 3D waifus
What is /britfeel/ coming to?
>>25896112
Uhm. I think you mean "Stargatefu" thank you very much. Technically she's an alien.
whos your pornstar waifu lads?
mines lily carter 2bh
![Jack-Donaghy-Pouring-Alcohol-Loop-30-Rock[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/b0i4JJ7.gif "Jack-Donaghy-Pouring-Alcohol-Loop-30-Rock[1].gif")
>>25896057
Yes lad!
Jackie D tonight, like all nights. Almost through the litre now, fucking tragedy, I tell you.
>Polish girls friend is friends with the other Polish girls boyfriend
Small, small, world
>>25896112
Welcome to the future, weeaboo
>>25895950
Not enough 2D waifus being posted tbqh lads~
>>25896057
Wish I could join you mate but I'm laying off the booze a bit for awhile. I will probably have a drink on Sunday but I am trying to stay down to once a week for at least a couple of weeks. I am going to save the money I spend on an escort that is my motivation.
>>25896151
Yhivi. Pretty awesome if you ignore her liberal/feminism bull honkey.
Does anyone here genuinely believe Britain First will do good for Britain? I wanna know if they're more than just a meme
Why are my feet colder in bed with my socks on then warm up when I take my socks off.
>>25895950
I would die for one minute in her arms
>>25896151
A picture is related
>its nearing the end of January already
>>25895950
ok then, been a while though
>browsing random uni qts
>>25896418
Poleaboo only watches her femdom stuff, this is distressing
>>25896151
A little bit in love with Lexi Belle.
Don't know what it is about her that I find so cute.
>>25895950
>tfw I'll never be able to marry my waifu
Don't think I'll be able to make in it life lads
>Mum says tea for 8
>go downstairs
>"it will be 20 past 8 now I didn't read the packet"
Fuck sake lads, told her she was cruising for a bruising and said I expect it on time tomorrow, bet I won't get it until half past.
>>25896481
>not cooking your own meals
You have no leg to stand on you fuck.
I still love you. I don't care how badly you hurt me. Just let me back in your life.
>>25896481
m8 that's nothing. when my mum says we're having pasta at 6 I expect chicken goujons at 7:40.
>>25896417
>>25896477
>Ritsu, Mugi and Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa all claimed as waifus
Who wants Mio and Yui? Maybe we'll get an achievement unlocked if britfeel waifus all of the keions.
>>25896265
the fuck you robot response
>>25895872
gog.com mate.
>All the news going on about an impending global meltdown
>In the process of buying a house right now
Should I pull out lads?
Just been for a run lads (3 degrees brrr). Feels bretty good as always lads.
>tfw almost made it
>>25896555
nice trips
>>25896566
haha famlies
>>25896289
Are you getting a Cosworth? If not, I'd look at newer cars mate.
>Drinking tea just to stay warm
Fucking Victorian houses man
>>25896318
They're not a meme, they're full blown controlled opposition. Nobody could be that fucking stupid. They make reasonable nationalists look like racist idiots. EDL are the same.
>>25896728
Actually drinking tea makes your body cool itself down because it is like what is all this hot stuff going into me. If you drink an ice cold drink your body will activate its heaters.
This tinder bird cannot hold a fucking conversation for the life of her. This is actually quite, what's the word, disheartening.
>>25896655
I know this feel. Considering buying a bomb shelter instead.
>>25896784
>what is all this hot stuff going into me
Nah but I just drink cup after cup, does seem to help. Maybe it's just a placebo, I dunno.
>>25896669
I went at 7:30 this morning. Shorts and a jumper. It was brass monkeys. How far did you go?
>>25896795
> expecting a woman to be able to hold a conversation
Why do you still have lofty ideals, lad?
>>25896795
Move on to the next like Grizzy.
That being said, since being at Uni I've been matching up to 2 times a day up from my usual 1 a week.
>>25896795
>lol
>yeah
>ok
>haha :)
>>25896824
about 2.3 miles senpai. Not too far but enough to get a sweat on despite the temp.
>>25896784
oh give over
yes the science is sound but everyone knows this is utter bollocks
>>25896864
Spot on m80
OP Image looks far too cluttered, needs to be bigger or have less shit on the wall, maybe a poster that could change depending on the recent news? Would reccomend making frogs and feels more of a street sign than a picture too.
Need to get our shit sorted before january ends.
>>25896893
A lot of people do fuck all. Do you go often? I run about 3.5 a day but I seemed to have fucked my leg up. Shin aching all day. I think I need some new trainers maybe. I don't want to run on a treadmill like a gaylord but I think concrete is fucking me up. Keep up the good work.
>tfw using whiskey to wash down vitamins while listening to post-punk inspired by world war two
it's time to get drunk, fellas...
what's the point of being sober, anyway?
>>25896825
I'm not expecting them to be able to walk on water. All I expect is someone that can actually communicate.
>>25896842
Noice one m9
>>25896864
>Why? Haha lol x
>haha, thanks lol x
>>>x
I havent put a kiss at the end once.
At least talking to a girl in person, treating them like the children they are works perfectly, yet texting them like it is another story.
>texting?
It's even via fucking text not the app.
>>25896948
Sounds like shin splints. How long have you had your trainers?
>>25896948
shin splints la
>>25896948
>>25896893
I've started to go on walks, my route is 2 and a half miles, and it's over fairly steep (and at one point a long and incredibly steep hill. At the top there's a church and graveyard beside it.) I feel really good desu, I've been doing the route 3 times a day
>Azn qt grill sees me last term after not seeing me for pretty much a year
>"Anon you've lost so much weight, you look really good. I'm having a party for my birthday, you should come"
>Is generally pretty flirty with me but I want to go get drinks with my m8s
>Invites me to the party a couple of days later
>Start talking to her last night after sending her a video
>She says this
Does she want the BWC or am I being too optimistic?
Literally went out and bought some sardines today lads, I've been stealth marketed by those threads on here
They're pretty nice tho familia
>>25896948
I run Mon/Wed/Fri/Sat and lift Tuesday and Thursday
>>25897087
Why are /britfeel/s the most normie threads on the board?
>>25897143
Mackerel is much nicer senpai.
>>25897172
Don't look at me, I didn't invite him.
>>25897087
>unironically using innuendo
Do normtards really do this in normal conversations?
>>25896972
>post-punk
Top tunes lad.
What bands you listening to?
https://youtu.be/qnnY_Z9OtC0?t=1h25m47s
who /memeschool/ here?
1:25:47
Why do humans enjoy watching other humans have sex?
>>25897172
Constructive comments only pls
>what does britian have in common with 3rd world countries
>>25897302
Humans are natural born cucks mate
>mfw my mum is going crazy
I need to move out desu
Literally lol'd today when I heard about the terrorist house thing on the radio.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061
>>25897339
Time to move somewhere else.
>>25897385
czech republic or iceland for me. probably czech.
>>25897261
If you do it a lot you come off as having one thing on your mind which makes you seem desperate. If you chuck one of those into a light-hearted conversation once in a blue moon it seems more playful and fun t b h
>>25897405
Iceland is depressing as fuck. Even more grey and miserable than here
>>25897339
>The Independent
When did they transform from a serious newspaper into a poor mans buzzfeed?
>>25897339
Isn't that a good thing though? Working sucks so if no one has to work that's awesome. We should be aiming for 100% unemployment so everyone can just chill and let robots do shit.
>>25897368
They'll be on that list forever.
>>25897339
>From 2015-17
So they're just making shit up, great.
>>25897287
Too many to name. I'm listening to marching music now.
>Phone is barred
>Log in to online account to find out why
>They send a text to my phone to authenticate
>Can't get texts because I'm barred
Good job guys, great thinking there.
>>25896151
I don't have one but this was the original when I was younger.
Gingers are weird lol
>>25897646
>low class slags are easy lol
Fixed desu
So cold, I think I'm going to die.
>>25897847
Take a nice wet dump in the corner of your room. Do you know the heat that emits for a big steamy dump? Bloody bliss.
>>25897339
>Employment literally the highest it has been since records began
Which orifice are they pulling this from
>>25897172
schoolkids find it funny and tell all their m8s to come here to they can all talk about it over the water fountain or wherever the fuck they hang out these days.
>>25897977
No it isn't, not by percentage of population, though it is high. There is a lot of stat padding with it all now as well, any corner that can be cut has been.
![IMG_0124[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yTGjpkF.jpg "IMG_0124[1].jpg")
alright lads what we all drinking tonight? i've got some gin and tonic
>>25896151In b4 someone posts her without makeup, I don't care the transformation/bimboification aspect only makes me harder
>>25895950
Best girl tbqh m8
>>25898024
>Tfw heard some 14 year old slag say she 'cucked' some guy at a party on the weekend
Fucking hell.
>>25898114
Nana Izumi?
Black gals get me rock hard, worth going to Japan just for them. They're mostly gaijin hunters.
Just had the fastest wank ever, must have been under 3 seconds at least.
>>25897405
Czech is shit, lived their for 1 year, not a good choice.
Beer like 65p a 500ml bottle tho.
>>25896465
her nose is top shnoz
>>25896151
your mum hehe
>>25898236
Britain is shit, lived here for 30, still a good choice though
>>25898156
Yeah Mana Izumi, she did some amazing femdom stuff towards the end of her JAV career too
>>25897646
>http://youtu.be/_JSwrhU5AGg
>>25897646
her vids are some of the hottest amateur porn I've ever seen, second to hannah and amy
How many press ups a day do you have to do before you notice a difference?
>>25898426
10 sets of 10, lower the number of sets until you can do all 100 in one go.
>>25898426
You mean visually or difficulty-wise?
Either way I recommend trying that 100 pushups program, it works.
Nothing gets me harder than seeing a girl creampied.
Does this make me a cuck?
who /kent/ here?
I have no friends and dropped out of east kent college like 2 years ago
>>25898454
depends if you want to eat it i suppose
>>25898438
And do you know how many weeks before I'll notice a difference?
I've been lifting for two years and on a high protein diet and have gained about an inch in muscle.
>>25898454
It's fucking disgusting. You're most definitely a cuck
>>25898498
Low-test taste desu.
>>25898515
So high test now means you like sloppy seconds in fat girls?
>>25898515
>i like watching other mens semen dripping out of roastie cunts
Cuck
Who /ondatgrind/ here?
>>25898485
pushups won't make any difference if you're already lifting
just lift heavier weights
/britfeel/ meetup when?
We can all go to some country pub and meme at each other.
Azusa waifu anon can bring his daki.
going to see the GP about my crippling depression tomorrow, don't know what to expect lads
>>25898620
Edinburgh start of the month
>>25898620
Had one over the new year, was nice seeing the gang. Poleaboo, Shout, Ghost, Tilde, Kiddo etc. we were all there.
>>25898620
>Azusa waifu anon can bring his daki.
Gonna cum on it when he goes to the bathroom Tbh.
>>25898643
Really? What's happening? might go desu
>>25898620
>implying real robots would ever show up
>>25898642
they'll ask you a few personal questions, probably refer you to a councillor and maybe prescribe a small dose of antidepressants
>>25898670
Bowling and then a pint.
>>25898643
OK m9, see you there.
I need to make some beans egg on toast but can't be arsed.
>>25898642
They're gonna throw antidepressents at you then put your name on a list for counselling (will take months to get it)
>>25898700
>small dose
Possibly, or enough to induce a catatonic state.
Think I'm going to try sending keyloggers and RATs to university email addresses
>>25898644
Remember when poleaboo tried to bend tilde over the table?! Was absolutely howling I was desu
>>25898700
>>25898739
don't think it's anything a councillor can fix familia.
i am disgusted by my own physical appearance, i got fat as fuck really quickly and have stretch marks all over my stomach. can't look at myself in the mirror without crying despite the fact i have since lost about 25 pounds.
pic related: not me but similar
>>25898700
>maybe prescribe a small dose of antidepressants
>maybe
>small dose
MAYBE
>>25898773
coconut bio-oil mate, get your mam to rub that in your belly
>>25898773
What a fanny
No one is going to be looking at your belly anyway
>>25898773
councillors dont do shit in my expierience, its like throwing words down a one-way street. Expect them to lecture you on exercise.
>>25898773
Better go get a couple of mirrors, hows the back door looking these days?
>>25898773
How did you get fat that quickly? How quick are we talking?
if you can avoid anti-depressants avoid them i did and I'm perfectly fine.
>>25898654
my waifu is emma and you guys will just laugh and say she looks like a boy so i won't make it
>>25898874
Imagine rimming that
Like licking a cornish pasty
>>25898710
>Bowling
lol never mind then
>>25898773
how fat? desu
>>25898710
>bowling
sry i only to bowling with my cousin ))
>reading week at uni so don't have to go in
>mum decides to take some days off too for some reason
Why? I like having the house to myself during the day
>>25898802
honestly la im a medical student and i've researched this shit in-depth. nothing really works except laser therapy which is not available on the NHS and I don't have the money to go private. maybe when im earning some money next year.
>>25898831
i was in a town where nobody knows me when i was trying to get /fit/ and went to the swimming pool. literally everyone was staring, and i heard kids ask their parents what they were. i've never felt so shit in my entire life.
>>25898833
yeah, i have since gotten /fit/ but the stretch marks remain.
>>25898874
arse is fine mate but thanks for the concern
>>25898894
i used to play rugby for my school, a local club and the regional side. i was consuming a shit tonne of calories but it didn't matter since i was training and/or playing 6 out of 7 days at a high intensity.
i failed to make the step up to playing at a national level before i went to uni where i joined the medics team. i went from the aforementioned activity level to playing or training maybe once or twice a week at a far lesser intensity. combine this with the shit food and drinking of 1st year uni and i went from a lean 90kg to 125kg at my heaviest in roughly 1 year.
>>25898993
125kg (19st 5lbs) at heaviest. i am 6'3".
>>25899041
>90kg
Who are you kidding mate? Rugby lads are always fat fucks in school. They're the kiddies who are too fat to play football so have to play rugby instead. You've always been a fatty now you're just even fatter and you don't have the rugby meme to justify it.
You lads ever saw a celebrity irl?
>>25899086
went to a private school lad, noone played football
>>25899041
You're a big guy but not that big, I am 6'1" and 105kg.
3 years ago I weighed 70kg. Fuck anti-depressants.
If we can go up we can go down.
>>25899133
Met Chris Ryan once if that counts
>>25899041
Don't worry, everyone respects a fat doctor!
And fuck off normie!
>in year 10/11 the boys got to play football during PE as stress relief from the real subjects
>Polaboo didn't want to play football
>so he'd play table tennis or rounders with the girls
>the female teacher told him to go into the girls changing rooms so they could all vote on what activity to do
>Polaboo declined
>teacher pressed him
>some of the football lads went in there for a laugh, heard girls giggling
>polaboo still didn't go in
Regret it desu
evening lads
off work this week. bored af
>>25899137
>private school
Ask your parents then.
>>25899145
>for you
But, seriously, it is a bit annoying because I see fucking jakies in the hospital with massive ascites (pic related) that swell up in a far shorter time and they don't get stretch marks. Obviously, it is my own fault for getting fat as fuck but I feel as though my skin is just shite
>>25899186
>normie
You'd be surprised how many doctors are robots desu. Mostly certain specialities like pathologists & radiologists with minimal patient contact. All surgeons are normies though.
>>25899133
Saw Mandy Dingle in Woolworths in Bolton one time.
>>25899255
That pic's from some kind of body horror sci-fi film, right?
Right?
>>25899133
>Bill Bailey at a Metallica concert
>Justin Lee Collins walking down the street
>Hugh Dennis sat behind me on a plane to Australia
>Cristano Ronaldo's mum at a zoo in Portugal
I think that is all the one's I have seen out and about.
>>25899133
Met Emma Watson years ago
>6'5
>Always had high testosterone
>She beams 'Oh my! You're a big one aren't you? :)' While wrapping her arms around me for a photo
Biggest ego boost ever.
>>25899281
Naw lad, just alcoholics (usually) that fuck their liver up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascites#Causes
>>25899133
I see quite a few in London. Stood next to Jason Statham on the tube, saw Hugh Dennis at Waterloo, Justin Lee Collins in China Town etc.
>>25899133
Walked past Stephen Hawking on the way out of a restaurant in Cambridge.
I'm also fairly sure I walked past Jimmy Carr on Trumpington street but it all happened so quickly I can't be certain.
>>25899316
How the hell did you know what Ronaldo's mummy looked like?
>>25897646
Source please bruv
>>25899408
>not knowing puddems
>>25899389
I was with some Portuguese people who pointed her out to me. I always saw another Portuguese celebrity in a McDoanlds but I had no idea who she was apparently she was famous from some TV show there, everyone was telling me.
I also met the drummer from Kasabian at a pub stood around and had a drink with him, all of my mate's were sucking him off but I couldn't even name one Kasabian song so didn't really have much to say to him.
>>25899027
>reading week
cute.
>>25899133
Micheal Gambon saw me morris dancing in Aldeburgh
>>25899317
Did she proceed to travel to the UN to decry gender roles?
>>25899458
>also saw
Not always saw lol I only saw her once
This has been the comfiest thread in a long time
>poleaboo not talking about revenge
>no arguing about tilde
>no angry or shout anon
>no meanposting
Hope we can have more threads like thiswatch someone fuck it up on purpose
>>25899442
>Only fucks cut dicks
Arousal gone
>>25899133
I've shook hands with Talib Kweli and hesigned a poster.
And I get told I look like David Haye a lot.
>>25899379
I walked past Jimmy Carr coming out of the Apple Store in the Arndale Centre in Manchester.
I must have pulled a face like a right dick head because he gave me that look he pulls when someone says something stupid and just walked away.
I had one chance to say something cool and I blew it.
>>25895950
>got to sleep at 6
>wake up at 10
This isn't how anybody should live
>>25896607
This, Poleaboo can have Yui, some guys moving in on my turf too he's just a straight up busta please take Mio instead
>>25899495
That;s because we don't have any Indian or Chinese people here even though most of the people in the world are Indian or Chinese
>>25899495
>no angry or shout anon
nah i'm here but feeling calmer than usual tonight,
wanker
>>25899133
The singer from The Lines used to teach at my school. I shit you not.
>>25899133
Des Lynam, Alan Titchmarsh and that weird looking German guy who is on panel shows sometimes.
My life is dull as shit.
>>25899133
I served Rhod Gilbert when I was working at a motorway services a few years ago. Also most of the then Leicester City team, notably Paul Konchesky and Darius Vassell.
>>25899133
met that bloke from coldplay
>>25899540
>Poleaboo can have Yui
Yui may be a retard, but she still doesn't deserve such a fate.
Maybe machine operator anon will take her?
>been pretending to have a lisp when I talk
>the lisp has stuck
>literally can't say some words without lisping anymore
>>25899555
>angry anon
He meant me mate.
>>25899495
Poleaboo isn't really feeling anything or up to anything right now
Bit mad at the solicitor for not having collected his laptop yet
Less than 2 weeks before everything is destroyed
>>25899538
What did jimbob smell like?
>>25899595
I was pretty mean spirited of mean to say that in hindsight, but who knows how they might get along?
We could just let them roam free
>>25899133
Dominic West dancingly drunkenly at a Roy Ayers gig
Russell Brand and Matt Morgan on a street in London
Alexander Armstrong on a street in London
Large Professor walking around Prague alone
Poleaboo is going to play Sonic CD now, just the last 2 acts left
>>25899571
henning wehn? he's a nice guy, met him too.
Met paul foot (comedian, underrated massively). He's really shy. His BF is like a cartoon of him - really sarcastic and about 10 years younger.
Also met laurence llewelyn bowen. Very talkative guy.
>>25899719
Hahaha you dick
Speaking of lisps, I'd buck the hole of any bird with a lisp desu
>>25899749
Poleaboo will gladly take Yui, after watching K-ON for the first time he was surprised to learn she wasn't the most popular waifu
>>25899317
>>25899133
My old drama teacher is mates with Daniel Radcliffe, I've never met him myself but he said that he's really down to earth.
>>25899133
Craig Charles at Manchester train station. I shook his hand and said I liked him in Red Dwarf, nice fella.
I also met Tony Blair while he was the prime minister, also a nice guy but I don't think he was a good prime minister.
>>25899785
You can buck myboipussyanytime you want anon.
How do we even know if Poleaboo is actually him? There's no tripcode
>>25899781
Paul Foot is a comedian? News to me.
Thought he was there just to get the gay quota ticked.
they bring pizza, its all dried up. probably a reheat. really ruins my night
If I missed a call about a job offer would they try to ring me back or just give up and offer the job to someone else?
>>25899474
>saw me morris dancing
How do people get into this? I mostly picture a bunch of old men meeting up at the village hall.
>>25899133
Bruce Forsyth in London once, he looked miserable as shit. I said "nice to see you" and he replied "sod off"
>>25899787
NO! You can't have her, go and find your own waifu from a show nobody watched like Giniro no Olynssis.
>>25899787
>Poleaboo will gladly take Yui
No qualms here
>>25899842
Alright lad, calm down
>>25899893
Probably give up desu senpai
>>25899844
>the average /r9k/ poster is more eager to grant citizens natural justice than the fucking police
>>25899571
>>25899781
>weird looking German guy who is on panel shows sometimes.
Where abouts lads? I heard he comes here to Shrewsbury sometimes.
>>25899904
That was polite of him
70+ years of unfunny wankstains saying "nice to see you" would make most people reply with at least 2 or 3 fucks
I've been farting like a trooper, probably from the baked beans I had. Should have gone with sardines tbf.
>>25899901
just go along one day, it's pretty fun, although it depends how good your local side is.
Where you at?
>>25899949
He was recording something on Guildford high street in december.
>>25899133
I bumped into Greg Davies at Wem town hall (he grew up there).
He was with his mum and wanted to go upstairs, but when he saw me coming down the stairs he let out sigh and turned around.
>>25899968
Shrewsbury lad, its a pretty big thing around here what with all the country shows and village fetes.
>>25896057
in my dressing gown drinking jack out the bottle
#yolo
Bored as fuck lads, want a joint but I'm drinking instead
>>25899721
SORRY PAL
>>25899133
I SAW WOODY AND SHAWN HAVING A COFFEE IN TOWN WHILE ON A BREAK FROM FILMING THIS IS ENGLAND
>>25899967
Mate me to, what the fuck even is it. I had baked beans today aswell but it's fucking all the time
FUCK OFF PAKIS
>>25899133
Ran into Poleaboo once, he offered to show me a video of a Polish girl taking a dump, then asked me if I would murder his dad for 300 quid. Weird guy, he kept rubbing his crotch while talking about me killing his dad for him, I turned his offer down and he started crying.
>>25898236
what's wrong with it?
haven't looked into it properly yet.
>>25900264
Can't wait for the Louis Theroux documentary on him.
>>25900096
It can get silly at times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl58rIDNdWA
cant remember if i feed my dog earlier
dont want her going hungry but i dont want her shitting herself in the middle of the night either
shiiiiiet
>>25895950
If only I was
>>25899133
Saw Ricky Gervais walking down the city centre. Checked later that day and he was doing a comedy show in my city that night.
Pretty uninteresting story as I never approached him or anything but what would I even said? Don't really care about pictures or autographs so saying hello would have been odd.
>>25896477
tip-top taste, anon
>>25900330
>"so why did you film a Polish girl on the toilet?"
>"do you think that was right?"
>"Why do you feel like you're the victim in all of this?"
>>25900288
It's generally a pretty poor and deprived country, terrible food, low cost of living yet equally low wages, really cold winters, alot of Roma...
>Demolishing a pack of Rocky bars in bed
who else /childhoodsnacks/ here
>>25899133
I met mick foley in a bar once, he was really cool but a bit smelly.
>>25900560
You should have made an extremely obscure reference to one of the countless xfm shows. Then watch him get annoyed you didn't praise Derrick since no-one ever does.
GEtting that urge to buss a nut but I'm trying to behave for a week or two.
Need that sensation of getting horny just looking at a girl again.
>>25900776
Should have told him his daughter is a slag.
>>25898620
>Azusa waifu anon can bring his daki.
I don't have the daki yettt only the cover
>>25900705
>not eating a gold bar
>not eating frozen microwaveable kebab
>not eating multipack kitkats
>not eating a timeout
>not drinking 6 capri suns one after the other
your childhood was a disgrace desu
>>25900816
I hate this, especially when they start invading your dreams.
>>25900884
It was happening to me in my sleep in the early morn. I remember having a right hard on.
>>25900832
>talking shit to the hardcore legend
Didn't fancy getting a DDT onto barbed wire desu senpai
>>25900877
Did all those things except the kebab tbf
>you forgot breakaway bars
OH YOU PRETTY THINGS
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRIVING YOUR
MAMAS AND PAPAS INSANE
