>tfw even my parents think I'm gay because I'm a kissless virgin
>>24757206
>only a kissless virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My parents think I'm gay cause they found my degenerate porn.
Not khv though.
Not even a gay slut believe it or not
>>24757253
>into shemale porn
>"Guys its not gay if she has boobs"
every time my parents ask me to find a wife I describe to them how I will kill myself cutting an artery.
after the first ten times they stopped asking me ;)
>mom, dad, i'm not gay, i'm just unhappy and unfortunate because i look like this and never had a gf. i need your support, please
Wow, that was hard.
>>24757262
My rents don't understand the feminine penis
>>24757340
the absolute ...
>>24757342
I've already told them that like 10 times, they still come back asking if I'm gay every month.
Mine straight up asked me and i said i was asexual
It's not entirely untrue, either. I'm just asexual for girls.
They just dont want to admit that you are complete failure and hope you spend time in public toilets sucking strangers dicks for free.
doing a poo desu lads
Sucks to be white in that regard. My Asian parents have never doubted my straightness.
>>24757206
>being thought of as gay instead of literally too ugly to have a girlfriend
count your blessings
>>24757412
Guys do this?
>>24757432
still worth it for not getting beaten with a bamboo trunk for getting a B+ in math
>>24757206
just scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE until they leave.
or better yet: threaten the assholes to cut all contact with them if they keep asking you stupid shit. but only do that if you're financially secure in the long run and live by yourself.
that's what I'd do because FUCK normies and FUCK roasties who don't date you.
>>24757206
The real question here is why aren't you going gay?
We all know that roasties are absolutely awful.
>>24757206
20 year old khv here. When is this going to happen to me?
My older sister is set to get married, meanwhile I haven't even mentioned any interest for relationships. I imagine they'll start asking when she makes it official, but who knows.
When did you guys first get asked?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7hMlHlOrO4
>mfw I've had a girls tongue in my mouthit only ever happened once
>>24757376
the absolute what, college boy
>>24757206
>Parents would feel relieved if you were gay
Robots what the fuck are we going to do about this?
I'm serious. I'm 24 now and I'm just gradually retreating from society, speaking less and less, looking for jobs that pay less and for fewer hours, just looking to pretty much kill myself without actually ending my life. I literally don't want to be this way, but I don't do things in halfs and I'm either going to assert my will and make the world yield to my efforts or exile myself completely from society and reality.
I've been posting and reading feel threads for six year now and I don't want to be doing this shit in another six years. Anybody else think this can't go on much longer?
>>24758036
>already in society
>has a decent paying job
You're not a robot, faggot.
>>24758036
My pay is shit and I work long hours, which is partly why I'm looking to work part-time and quit society.
I hope they are right, OP.
>tfw no shy bf
>>24757981
I think he meant "the absolute madman" like in the maymay
>tfw your 14 year old brother has got laid and you haven't at 24
>>24757206
>Actually admitted my problems from my dad for the first time at 23
>At first he was anxious that I wanted to talk to him in private
>Felt relieved when I told him I had a gf for 2 weeks at 16 I only kissed and since then nothing and how I fucked everything in my life by not even trying and how I felt out of touch with everyone else
>He told me 'be yrself jest be confident' and seemed pretty optimistic
>I'm sure it's because it meant I wasn't a huge gay fag
>>24757383
I'm in that exact situation
>>24758281
>jist b yursalf
Why do normies perpetuate this meme?
>>24758340
because if you're normal things fall into place much more easily and you don't really have to think about it too hard. You were just being yourself and things worked out for you. Why wouldn't it work for others? :)
>>24757262
>she
Fuck you robot like I don't have enough shit to deal with
