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2016-06-17 01:48:23 Post No. 29332322
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:48:23 Post No. 29332322 [Report]
Pizzas on the way. how do I avoid the delivery guy while still getting my pizza?
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:49:24 Post No.29332339
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:49:24 Post No.29332339 [Report]
>>29332322

have your GF answer the door

fidiot
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:49:41 Post No.29332346
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:49:41 Post No.29332346 [Report]
>>29332322
>Leave a note that says "Hi Pizza Guy - Sorry, had to duck out for a minute! Money is under the door mat :) keep the change!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:50:59 Post No.29332361
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:50:59 Post No.29332361 [Report]
Become your house and eat him
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:51:24 Post No.29332373
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:51:24 Post No.29332373 [Report]
>>29332346
This works. In the note say leave the pizza on the mat
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:56:23 Post No.29332474
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>>29332373

But do not actually put money under the mat. He will think someone stole the money and will get severe pizza guy anxiety.
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:58:59 Post No.29332518
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 01:58:59 Post No.29332518 [Report]
>>29332474
>But do not actually put money under the mat.
But then he won't leave The pizza
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:03:20 Post No.29332604
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:03:20 Post No.29332604 [Report]
>>29332518

He will have to make a decision on the spot. Anything could happen. Odds of leaving the pizza are 50/50
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:03:33 Post No.29332609
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:03:33 Post No.29332609 [Report]
>>29332518
But pizza guy anxiety

Great stuff
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:07:47 Post No.29332689
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:07:47 Post No.29332689 [Report]
>>29332474
Just because you can't be faced with a very simple obstacle without getting anxiety and making a retarded decision doesn't mean the rest of the world can't. Most people can think on the spot.
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:31:41 Post No.29333126
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 02:31:41 Post No.29333126 [Report]
>>29332474
>severe pizza guy anxiety
thanks for making me laugh
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