All of you kids think 'oh yes big dicks are more pleasurable for womensz, I want a 9 inch nigger dick hurr durr'
Well here's the blatant truth.
IT ISNT.
I have a 7x5.5 dick - within the top 5% in the world hasten I add - and I hate it. I wish I could loose an inch. I've had 3 consecutive women dump me because they find regular sex uncomfortable with me.
I'm sorry to all you virgins - you've been misled. The 'perfect' dick is around 6 inches, where it's not painful but about as big as it gets.
Also I get very little stimulation from the shaft of my penis and have to fap with three fingers on the head which I have to do two handed and can be uncomfortable. Also I have to order custom fit condoms - which cost a fuckton - in order to not run the risk of regulars tearing.
Oh and - we can NEVER do Anal. I did it once and tore a poor girls asshole. Never again.
Iktf.
There's a guy at work, I'm pretty sure he is gay and comes by to 'talk about the project'. His eyes are always firmly on my crotch.
Jfc, he wants to blow me...
6.5'' x 5.5'' here.
I hit cervix with some girls, but it generally seems very ideal.
>>29188007
>I have a 7x5.5 dick - within the top 5% in the world hasten I add
7 inch in length is the top 0.2%, 5.5 inch in circumference is about the top 2%
>>29188007
You're full of shit.
My dick is similar size and I've never had anything but compliments.
Stop roleplaying, dicklet.
7" length
6" girth
Ideal
>screams of pain only turn you on more
>>29188007
So am i totally fucked over then i got a 8.25x6.5 inch benis
Is 7" actually big? I always thought it was just an alright length
>>29188007
This is copy pasta. I have a huge dick and it's great.
Iv been fked in the ass by an 8 inch dick. It was perfect. I swear you are full of shit. You just need to find taller women and stop fking those 4 feet 10 inches girls.
>>29188007
This goes untalked about a lot.
9x6ish, every morning I go to the bathroom to alleviate myself. Typically I have a chub around this time. Every now and again in toilets that have a higher waterline, I touch to water, or on others, one of the sides.
It is literally one of the most unpleasant sensations ever. Gets a jump out of me every single time.
>>29189163
Its not, its average or slightly above average. Its like being 6 feet tall in the US when the average is 5'10 1/2 - 5'11. Hardly noticeable.
>>29189348
except that's not the average height
why is this board so retarded
>>29189163
>>29189348
It's 1 in 500 men (or 0.2% of the population)
>>29189309
Especially when you share your toilet with your sister and you have to worry about STD's
I have a 6-7 (measurement varies) by 6 inch circumference.
length is ok, tho going an inch longer would be nice. girth is good too but even tho i am a kv girls have told me it would be very difficult to blow me properly with my girth.
>>29189348
>implying benis length is normally distributed
>imblying average height is 5'11
t. retard
>>29189841
>Implying it is normally distributed
>>29189348
lol this guy is a proper retard.
>>29189309
Exact same problem. Cold piss splashing on your cock is very unpleasant.
>>29188464
lol ill post pics and timestamp if you don't believe me faggot
>>29189280
>you are full of shit
no, that guy's urethra was though
>>29189027
yep :/ even more than me
>>29188517
>you will never have a woman convulse and scream as you try and womb-fuck them
>>29190008
That's called rape, buddy. Select few women are into that.
>never been balls deep
>small women run from it (creep up the bed don't fuck back)
>only fat girls take it well and fuck back
>impossible to hide erections
>un comfortable erections in regular fitted clothing
>touching bowl water while sitting
>bitches time and skill sucking is horrible
The real big dick problem. Sure you can please them but you'll never be satisfied yourself
>>29190084
>went to prostitute website
>'I wont fuck men with dicks bigger than 6.5"'
FUCK.
>tfw micropenis
At least you fuckers can piss without it going all over yourself.
Im averageish (6.5) and most girls refuse to give me proper blowjobs. They almost never want to go all the way down and either just suck on my head or sneakily try to switch to a handjob
I am 6x5.5 am I blessed ?
>>29188379
didn't think I'd see his face around here
I dont care what issues you horse dongers have I just wish I had a big penis so I could finally be confident when trying to pick up girls for once, my small dick is literally the only reason Im still a virgin so fuck you and your WAAAH MY BALLS CANT TOUCH THEIR ASS crap fuck you you have no idea how genetically blessed you are, I would murder millions of babies just to have a big penis that how much of a benefit it is to a man's life. You fucking ungrateful shit.
>>29191876
you are my son
I wish
>>29192004
Imagine a world where you're confident enough to pull a 10/10 female. You get her to your room and all you wildest dreams are about to come true. She goes down on you and it's all teeth dragging across your dick. She stops after a min, because her jaws hurts. You spend a half hour getting her ready. You go to put your dick in but only half/two thirds fit. You can only slow stroke because if you pound her she runs from the dick. She cums, but you're bored as shit. You flip her over doggie style she cums again. You never are going to cum at this pace, so you pull out, grab some lotion, moan, and squirt a little on her back, so you don't hurt her feelings. So you leave and call 2 ton Shirley. You have to fuck her while looking at a picture of the first girl on your phone. She sees what your doing and tells you to get out. You leave but 15 minutes later both of these bitches keep calling you, asking when you're coming back. You go home and beat your dick. True story, happens every other weekend.
Fuck it, this ain't a problem at all, I would change all my wardrobe to wake up with my Dick normally +4inches bigger.
>>29192668
>tfw 6.5"x6" dick
>have sex with my black gf 2-3 times a night
>we both cum every time
>she can't give a proper bj though
We all have problems my dog, just try and find yourself a size queen.
>inb4 that guy with the weird shaped uncut dick gets his pic posted
cringe everytime
>>29188007
I'm about in op's range and it's not the case. Every girl I've been with loved it.
>>29192839
In my experience a lot of size queen girls talk a good game, but really aren't about that life. The ones who are are 200 pounds+
The teethy blowjobs are the worst. Also you can forget about deepthroting.
What condoms do you guys use. I use the 60mm MySize.
>>29192978
TheyFit D17
thanks for the self confidence boost
>tfw dick keeps hitting the bottom of the bowl every time I need to shit
>>29192668
Yh yh blah blah blah fuck you I want a big dick, you have any idea how much pain we small dick bros get everytime we try to initiate sex?
>>29190008
>that look on their face as they try to crawl away from your dick before they pass out
fucking kawaii
>>29193319
I hear you little dick feels all the time around here, but I know I can't truely understand. Why can't complain about my problem, because they ruin your dreams. Just except things aren't always puppy dogs and rainbows on this side of the fence.
i'm twelve and hit puberty at 10 still only 4 to 5 inches
>>29193301
>sit down to shit
>balls completely submerged
>shit on my own balls
every fucking day of my life
>>29193427
Buy a new toilet, guy.
>>29193405
get off my board you underage faggot, enjoy your ban
You must be retarded to even assume that this is not a bait thread. I have a 6 inch penis at most and it feels TINY. I can't even masturbate with one hand properly because it feels way too small.
Being a dicklet sucks so hard, I wish I could have been 2 inches larger.
>>29193402
having a small dick is worse than having an ugly face bro, you should know just how much a big donger can turn a women into a primal fucktoy in seconds. Im actually handsome and have a small dick so this is truely mental torture and I know what you are gonna say just love yourself but I cant love myself at all because my ego can only be pleased with a large penis.
>>29193442
it's every toilet
unless i rest my balls on top of my thigh while sitting they are going for a swim
>>29193405
>already 5 inchs at 12
Fuck off future horse donger.
>>29188007
>I've had 3 consecutive women dump me because they find regular sex uncomfortable with me.
>WAAAAAHHHH I CAN'T GET TIED DOWN TO A BITCH
>Oh and - we can NEVER do Anal
>Also I have to order custom fit condoms - which cost a fuckton - in order to not run the risk of regulars tearing.
>I CAN'T DO ANAL AND CONDOMS DON'T FIT!!!!
And yet girls practically drool over big dicks and want them bad.
Anon, you're a natural alpha and you're just in denial. Everything in the world is telling you to take these bitches, fuck them, then dump them to find some desperate beta robot to provide for them. Mother nature herself is telling you to breed out these little dicklets. What the fuck are you complaining about?
>7.75 x 5.7
>OP is full of shit
I jerk it with one hand just fine. You must be out of your mind to want a smaller cock, if anything I want to be 8" long and 6.5" thick.
>tfw kissless virgin
>>29193455
it's called bate you fucking nigger
>>29193479
>it's every toilet
There are different kinds. I'm sure you can find one that doesn't have that weird high water line.
Assuming you're living at your own place and are not 16 years old, of course.
>>29193472
Just because you think porn dicks are average and made you feel insecure, doesn't mean that 7inches of length is not big.
>>29193501
nah /b/ro don't think it'll grown any more feelsbadman
Post dicks everyone, to aid with the discussion haha
The bigger the better
>>29193579
Again with the porn comment, we dont care if big dongers aint the average we just want big dongers you moron.
>>29193473
All this worry about pleasing the woman. I'm telling you it doesn't matter to me because I'm not getting off. I finish in my hand. What's the fucking point of pleasing her if I don't get off. You're taking muh feels muh ego, I'm taking putting in work with no pay off.
>>29188007
but i don't want a girl to enjoy having sex with me
i want my dick to hurt her cervix
>>29193604
This. We need proof so we know you all aren't just blowing smoke up our asses.
>>29193542
lol im not full of shit, I've fapped so much with just my hand I only get stimulation from the tip anymore.
>>29193545
lol k
>>29193521
I find it incredibly difficult to get womens - you don't exactly walk up to women and say 'hi there i have a 7 inch cock, fuck me plox!'
>>29193634
>pleasing women
No anon its all about PLEASING MY FUCKING EGO!
>>29188007
shut the fuck up OP, my dick is bigger than yours and i have 0 problems with it. i actually wish it was bigger.
>>29193667
>you don't exactly walk up to women and say 'hi there i have a 7 inch cock, fuck me plox!'
This is something dicklets don't understand. I'm almost 30 and only two women have had the dubious pleasure of having been penetrated by my big dick.
>>29193687
By pleasing women. Good luck cumming from a ego trip
Op here - as requested
That's not proper hard, not feeling it rn but 6.7 inches still.
>>29193688
>shut the fuck up OP, my dick is bigger than yours and i have 0 problems with it. i actually wish it was bigger.
sure buddy sure
>>29193604
Sure, here's my average sized dick. My last GF really liked it and in certain positions I hit the back of her pussy, I don't think it was her cervix because it wasn't a different texture and she didn't cry out in pain. But i'm not interested in hurting women anyway so it doesn't bother me.
>>29193719
Oh fuck off horse dingaling you have no idea the pain we dicklets feel everytime we look at our disgusting small useless penises.
>>29193739
lol it is though, clearly it's worthless trying to convince you
>>29193732
fuck, i'm bigger than that so i'm probably going to be even worse off
>tfw you will never have the 'inconvenience' of having a monster like this
>>29193754
I never will know your pain, I'm not claiming that. I'm not even claiming whose pain is greater, just different.
>>29193604
>>29193542
Here.
Being my height it really looks small in my hands and in comparison to my body, which is why I wish it were bigger.
>>29193777
no benis can be that big faggot
like that would tear every women wide open
>>29193812
How the hell is that 6 inchs that looks like 8.
>>29193812
you niggers get it easy don't you, auto 7 inches in the congo, and thats the average
>>29193604
Here, let me spoiler it though.
>>29193822
hell yeah it'd be awesomeit's not like im ever going to get the chance to a fuck a woman anyway
Hello mine is bigger than op and I do not share any sentiments. I even timestamped.
>>29193822
Jonah Falcon has the largest white penis in history with 13.7 inchs long and a 7 inch erect girth his dick is comparable to a horses in reality.
>>29193865
you really want women screaming, blood all over your cock and you not actually getting anything around your dick other than loose intestine? no thanks.
Any body else get woozy if you get hard to fast?
>>29193939
Yes its better than them laughing at your dick any day. You really think we care if big cocks are impractical? At least we can be happy for once with a big dick.
>>29193974
yeah, I feel very light headed after a whopping boner and have passed out because of it (mind you other health complications aided this but it was definitely the trigger)
Check out my dick.
Totally oringal senpai
>>29194013
jesus that looks nasty and veiny
>>29194082
>nasty
>veiny
pick one
No, seriously, how do you think I even manage to hide this monster?
All I have to do is get my dick out of my pants to break hymens. They just look at it and start bleeding.
yes its so fuckin tough
>tfw I post this on /soc/ and all the normies laugh because I'm only 20" long.
Fuck everything.
tfw I get bullied in the locker room because I'm only 10" flaccid.
Time to an hero
I got turned down because my dick isn't 2 forearms in length.
People here actually think 9 cm is too big?
>be me when 15
>penis was already 6'7
>still was going through puberty
>always thought my penis was small bz porn and my older friends said they had big ones
>always dreamt of a pig benis
>now you guys are telling me that big is bad
nigga what the fuck is this
was 6'7 good for a 14 yr old?im 7'2 now is that good or bad
>>29194568
circumference is a much more important factor
nobody likes pencil dicks no matter how long they are
>>29188379
When will the memes end?inb4 "the only meme is R"
>>29194737
how do you measure circumference? tape measure good?
>>29190156
THE DICKLET UPRISING HAS BEGUN
THE WHORES ARE ON OUR SIDE
Oh fuck bigger is better
>>29194839
well, yeah
or take a piece of string, take it round your cock, mark the spot and then measure the string with a normal ruler
am I the only straight guy who gets rock hard from these threads?
i got a huge dick and for some reason other men's penis insecurities give me an erection
Who big ball tiny penis
Anyone was circumcised recently here?
I have a huge dick and i like it but thats because i have a long term gf who learned to take it super well and now loves it (think she literally is ruined) and i dont have to use condoms so thats a non-issue (magnum xl does not fit over 6.5 girth in the slightest)
>>29195654
post pics for original commenrcvdfg
