>28
>literally zero friends
I feel so lonely
Everyone in society is just an actor on the great stage that is the world.
You're doing great, even if your role is shit. Someone gotta be the lonely beta OP.
>>24358295
But I'm not beta, anon. I've done the animal with two backs before.
>>24358334
>Posts on /r9k/ about
>not beta
Can't have both worlds OP
I get enraged when I hear about others having friends/bfs/gfs
>30
>literally 0 friends
>literally 0 loneliness
schizoid master race
>>24358219
Is this an episode where he moved to NYC or something
>>24358500
I have very many close friends with whom I discuss anything and everything that comes to mind (even r9k tier shit about SOME women) and I have a fuckbuddy who I fucked up the ass last week, while she wore a tight green corset for me.
>>24358521
self diagnosed i presume
>>24358624
if I get put on a list no one will sell me a gun when i need to suicide
>>24358521
>>24358624
anyway whats your story
that point were all gone shit
>>24358624
Would you let anyone other than your self diagnose you?
>>24358676
There is no story. I just never made friends. Even as a kid I just never bothered to pretend I was interested in people.
>>24358678
dunno desu
>>24358716
so loneliness has no negative effects on you
at least you don't pay to much attention to it
amiright
>>24358793
I can go months without uttering a word other than "good morning" and "you're welcome" and I barely notice.
>>24358856
what's your job
if you don't want to answer that's ok
>>24358601
I forgot to mention of people I know, not strangers.
>>24358219
i cried last week on southpark when officer barbrady got fired and went home
and then when he was homeless with the picture of what im assuming is his dead wife next to him
i was not ready for the feels and they hit hard
>>24359054
I can tell you that it doesn't involve talking.
>>24359182
nor kissing on the mouth
>>24358653
kek, bloody hell.
I know that feel.
I just can't make or maintain friendships.
Hey, I'm 28 with no friends.
However, I'm also schizoid, so I'm quite OK with it.
>>24358576
the one were Marge becomes a real estate agent selling houses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPwyyjtxlzU
i too am 28 with 0 friends, but i am autistic as fuck (actual diagnosis) and anti social as fuck even if i do get lonely at times, like every fucking day.
>>24358219
I'm the same but I'm in heaven playing fallout and battlefront and stuff now.
>25
>no friends since I was 18
>no gf since I was 12
>sister has cancer
>mother finds it too depressing to talk to me over phone
Level 38 wizard here, I acquired the "schizoid" skill when I was near 16-18, now I haven't had friends for over a decade, I haven't talked to anyone outside of a professional environment in over a decade.
I'm happy, I like it this way, I wouldn't want friends or a significant other.
Life is bliss.
25, hate myself, alone, waiting to die, and there's nothing at all special about this other than I suck. Anyways, I'm lonely, too. Just like you. I guess it's boring, but I'm not really in any position to go making a ton of friends right now. I can barely be a friend for myself. I feel like I'm doomed. Which I am. It'd be nice to share this time of my life with someone though.
>>24359621
>I can barely be a friend for myself
>>24359621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxvC_FPP304
>I don't get along with myself
>And I'm not too keen on anyone else
>23
>have a few people who were once my friends
>one group of former friends are still addicted to heroin, can't be around that shit
>other former friends successfully gone clean, but still owe money to me and constantly beg for stuff, not dealing with them until they can stop trying to leech off of me
>(only) ex-gf and I have both sworn to never talk to each other again
>nobody at my work seems like I could hang out with them outside of it
>have mental problems, afraid of anyone else finding out about them
>>24358219
The older you get the less friends you'll have anon
