>year is 2030
>your son Pepe and your daughter Asuka are 21 and 17, respectively
>Pepe is a fat ftm autist that sued you for your entire life savings for his college tuition so he can get his bachelor's to become a sex counselor for dogs and foxes
>Asuka brings in a sizable amount of income living at home, from cash incentives to have as many children as possible. She is a fat furfag with 3 Ugandan refugee weeaboo bfs. She spends most of her hard-earned money on fursuits and 0 calorie soylent tendies.
>You tried your hardest, raising them with your memes, but to no avail. They have no respect for you and never will.
>>25442740
>2030
>having 21 year old kid
Don't you know what the [current year] is?
>>25442740
Top story Mr anon
Don't get it tho
Penis on my mind
>>25442788
Whoops. They were originally 16 and 12 but I changed them so they'd be fucked up adults.
Who cares, just change the year to somewhere in the relative near future.
>>25442915
Would you like to touch my penis anon
>>25442915
You fucked up Op, that confirms that you're a massive faggot.