Matched with Stacy, wtf do I do
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Matched with Stacy, wtf do I do
>>25442545
Ask her out
"Hey we got matched, wanna go out on a date?"
>putting in her height
kek way to subtly roast manlets
retry without putting the opposite of what you really are
>>25442545
This worked for my cousin:
>What do you say we fuck in a Wendy's parking lot and then you buy me a burger afterwards?
>>25442751
wow your cousin is a slut. and you are fucking gross for fucking your cousin
>>25442813
He's a 30 year old fatass neckbeard who fucked some tinderslut last weekend using that as a starter.
>>25442813
This is why I come back to this shit hole
5'10" good breeding material but too tall for me at 5'11
>>25442634
Tragic thing is, they lie about their height too.
A guy I know hooked up with a chick whose Tinder profile said she was 5'10. He says when he met her irl she was "much shorter than that, around 5'7 more like."
It turns our roasties intentionally lie about being taller to ward off short guys and make sure the guy who go after them are 5'10 (average American male height) or taller.
That, or they mean "5'10 IN HIGH HEELS".
>>25442853
have him try this too, never fails:just kidding, post pics of you making a doo doo
>>25442870
I do this, but I round it up. I'm 5'8.5 and I say im 5'9.
W E W
Don't worry, im a fucking nutcase so I cant get laid no matter if I woke up looking like Gigi Hadid.
