>He's over 25 and still browses or lurks the chan
What are you doing
Why not? Who actually falls for the growing up meme
I'm eating my shitty breakfast and procrastinating doing my work
I jerked off twice this morning
>>25123706
But what do you get on this site that you can't get anywhere else?
You aren't important here because it's anonymous and always has been. 4chan is well enough known for people of all sites to come here and therefore the content here is so similar to everywhere else.
I don't get it. I've been coming here less and less and I cannot imagine still regularly browsing or posting here a few years from now.
>>25123747
I like to get drunk and check out shitpost threads before work the next day.
>he treats 4chan like it's trix cereal or nickelodeon magazine
>>25123747
I tried talking to a coworker yesterday about something slightly controversial and he got all weirded out and now everyone at the office thinks I'm a weirdo
I can't figure out how Reddit works and every time I go there it's full of people who sound like this
>Haha, epic meme I should say :)
>>Indeed, epic ;)
>>Are you guys both.. epic?
>>>Wow! My first gold! Thanks guys :)
>>>>Haha no problem :) Have fun on Reddit
SomethingAwful is run by a pill-popping retard faggot and his SJW squad
Mainstream forums like Twitter and Facebook are filled with normies who honestly remind me of the sickly feeling you would get when you realized you had been playing on a server full of bots for an hour and thought they were real people
Where do you want me to go if not 4chan you stupid fucking nigger?
i like starting an argument for no reason and then leaving.
>>25123791
Ssshhhhhh, anon. It's going to be okay, he isn't part of our skerit klub anyway. :^)
35 here. Full on normie. Hot wife, successful career, beautiful home. I found this board after the Oregon shooting. Now I stop by from time to time to laugh at retards. Feels good family.
>>25123791
I don't know much about reddit but there's that many different boards and shit that everything you want is there. Also, if you honestly think 4chan isn't full to the fucking brim of reddit users you are in denial.
>>25123828
>filename
You obviously looked up a pepe to save. You saved that to your computer. You're over 25 years old and you have some shitty paint image saved to your computer to use on a website full of kids and late teens to fit in.
What the fuck are you doing
>>25123863
Sure you did, honey.
>>25123872
>You obviously looked up a pepe to save. You saved that to your computer.
At least his post wasn't a lie.
>>25123872
You seem like you're upset senpai. Maybe go for a walk?
>>25123924
Which one of my posts was a lie? The idea of 24-40 year old guys hanging around what is pretty much a teen hotspot for muh controversy and super edgy content and memes is fucking weird, that's not a lie either.
>>25123934
It's a sunday afternoon and I'm sitting in my room posting on 4chan and watching a movie. I'm feeling just fine, anon.
>>25123953
>Which one of my posts was a lie?
I was talking about the guy that said he liked to insight arguments and then leave.
>>25123684
Stuck in a terrible comfort zone that hasn't changed from when I was a teenager consisting of videogames, no social contact and internet browsing whilst listening to music and watching porn.
If you think life gets better as you get older you're a dumbass. At least my parents just leave me alone these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKl55xovSf8
I'm here to laugh at delusional NEETs
t. normie
>>25123994
>t. normie
>t.
Can someone explain this meme please?
>>25123934
I believe he has been, what the young people call, triggered.
>>25123978
>If you think life gets better as you get older you're a dumbass
I don't think anyone actually thinks that. People either do really well and shit works out or people see that shit is going downhill so they settle for an average ass job and life until they can reach a point where they're comfortable.
Not everyone has a good relationship with their family, that's understandable. I just can't fathom how people can manage, at almost 30 years of age to be no more socially or financially better off than when they were a kid. Do people not plan shit?
>>25124021
It's a /lit/ meme. Disregard. /lit/ers are fucking retarded.
Because late millenials' opinions are more relevant on an old ass weeaboo fingerpuppet board than the people who actually grew up on it or grew up at all. Because failed normies in "uni" with no gf are going to make it and have somewhere else to go in 2 years.
>>25124021
Finnish letters put "that's regards, [name]" at the end, t. for short
>>25124047
>grew up on it
How long you've been here is not relevant, it's always been anonymous and it has changed that much since the start that it could be argued that it's no longer the same site as it used to be. There have been so many split offs or alternatives when people saw this place was changing and they left that if you're here and still unsatisfied it's on you.
>failed normies in "uni" with no gf
Makes up a lot of this board. But "nogf" is not as big a deal as it used to be. Any dumbass can get laid nowadays and most morons wind up in their first relationship soon afterwards.
Why should I plan anything when I can literally die in a car crash every day? I'm 24 and will lurk 4chan till something more interesting grabs my attention, or someone shuts down this site
>>25124087
Either way the other dude was right. There is nowhere better and if your life hasn't gone anywhere it hasn't gone anywhere. Doesn't matter how old you are. So you better put your money where your mouth is OP.
>>25124029
>Leave school go to college, don't really enjoy it so fuck it off
>Get an apprenticeship paint spraying and panel beating
>Do this shit for 4 years, finish, garage ive been at for 4 years is owned by banks to repair their car insurence jobs
>Banks go to shit, get told there is no job for me now im not an apprentice
>Get pissed off, go to uni part time and do a foundation degree whilst I do other things
>finish foundation degree, decide fuck it i'll go there full time and get a proper degree in computer networking
>Finish uni with a ton of other side quals, cisco shit for networking to go alongside my degree and some microsoft certs
>Work for an IT company for a couple of months doing IT set ups in new builds and other shit
>ITS ALL CRAP, STRESSFUL AND NOT WORTH THE MONEY
>End up working 2 days a week as a security guard for fuck all money but enough to keep me in videogames and take aways and other hobby shit with enough free time to do whatever I want
>The few friends I have left are all married with kids, mortgages, car finance and hate their lives
>enjoy phoning them to talk about new games, places I go and other hobby shit I know they no longer have the time to enjoy
>>25124118
If everything goes to plan with me I'll do great. If it all falls apart I have backup plans in place which are not appealing at all but at least I won't be a fucking neet.
I dunno. I just don't see what anyone gets here that's "better" than elsewhere. This entire site, ESPECIALLY this board is shit stirring and false flagging. You come here to get triggered and sit around and mope with other people.
>>25124134
>The few friends I have left are all married with kids, mortgages, car finance and hate their lives
That seems crazy.
I get that real life can be a bit of a burden but it's not difficult to balance full time work and education enough to be happy. It's not permanent.
And if you get a job you enjoy you will literally be happy forever.
>>25123830
>Turn 25 in a few months
>Still a KV
Honestly I'm just stalling until I die
>>25123747
>But what do you get on this site that you can't get anywhere else?
Lack of SJWs enforcing their group hierearchy and doublethink, that's about it. Here you can talk like a normal human being talking to another normal human being, you know, like people did everywhere 10 years ago.
>>25123872
>>I don't know much about reddit but there's that many different boards and shit that everything you want is there.
No, there's not, what you get is Everything+, if you understand what I mean. If not, I can elaborate.
I think it's more embarrassing for the college aged group to be on here. Shouldn't you be out with friends and fucking sluts right now instead of posting on r9k?
>>25124275
Do elaborate, please. I'm genuinely curious, I dunno what the fuck that site's format is. Do you mean it' s meta as fuck or that they try too hard?
>>25124253
That doesn't happen here and you know it. Like I said, especially on this board. This entire board exists to fuck with people and there are hardly any threads which aren't full of people trying to get a rise out of you.
People still talk to each other like normal human beings, the sjw thing vanishes QUICKLY once you're offline, except in some places in America like certain colleges and shit. Even there, if you just avoid those faggots it's fine because once they leave their hugbox they have literally nothing.
>>25124288
I hear this a lot, and I guess I can be classed into that group. When you hit 19 and up, nights out are better during the week than the traditional weekend because University/further education/work schedules mean weekends don't mean as much anymore. Sometimes your days off will be Monday-Wednesday etc. That means that your downtime or time at work is at times when you would have previously been out socialising.
I go out on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights and see friends for lunch or whatever on Sunday Mornings and any time during the week between work. Just because people are here doesn't mean they aren't at other places at other times, mate.
Like I said, this is just another funny meme site for people to browse while they work/ watch something or play vidya in their own time. Nobody in their right mind treats this site like it has actual worthy content.
When you see these people posting here on a Saturday night it's usually because they're in work or because Saturday is a shitty night to go out at our age, that's all.
>>25124374
>Do elaborate, please. I'm genuinely curious, I dunno what the fuck that site's format is. Do you mean it' s meta as fuck or that they try too hard?
Do you know what Atheism+ is? It's what SJWs started to basically kill atheist discussion groups on the internet, it suddenly all had to be Atheism+ (and the "+" meant +feminism, identity politics, LGBTQTZXBGJ, etc.) or they would burn it to the ground. That's what Reddit offers, every topic +. You can't discuss shit as a normal human being, I know quite a few "normal" subreddits where I'd be banned for this post on sight, and you would be too for participating in this discussion.
I'd rather not be forced to talk on eggshells because some powertripping piece of shit who has everything handed to her in real life wants to copypaste this experience onto internet discussion boards.
>People still talk to each other like normal human beings, the sjw thing vanishes QUICKLY once you're offline, except in some places in America like certain colleges and shit.
Or, you know, if you have a job. Or talk to people. Or have to do anything in any sort of an official capacity.
Btw you've just been shadowbanned for saying faggot, and they're doxing you as we speak to start tweet-spamming your employer to fire you and spreading lies about you so that you will never be hired or have a social life again.
>>25123747
>You aren't important here because it's anonymous and always has been.
that's what I like lmao smdh
>>25123747
I think it's happenings and just funny stuff that draws me here.
Where else can you find a member of an online community being framed for a shooting spree than here?
>>25123684
I was here when it started.
I'll be here until the end.
>>25124632
This.
How do you not get this by the time you start posting and stop lurking?
>>25124624
Huh, I never heard of that stuff. Weird.
Also, you're exaggerating again. I know in America this sjw thing is portrayed online as something that is a part of every society, but it isn't.
You already couldn't really get away with openly being a bigot at work except in a very private job or at a very exclusive level of a company.
And the social justice thing dies down once people leave school, because friendships fade and they have to take to the internet instead.
You can't get away with being racist, or being homophobic anymore. But you cannot be sacked or hurt or affected in anyway by allaged implications of bigoted thoughts or remarks because you have so much shit at your disposal to defend yourself.
Unless you date one of these people, it will never affect your relationships.
Unless you work for one of these people, it will never affect your job. (And you would need to be bottom of the barrel to work for one of these people.)
Unless you attack someone, you are at no risk from these people.
They aren't a big deal and I feel like you're using them as a scapegoat for something. The SJW is contained online and to stupid ass protests that get posted on places like The Cringe Channel or whatever
>what is feminism
>what are gay rights
Nobody likes the extremists of any of these groups and they very rarely gain any leverage anywhere. All attention on them comes from people like you freaking out.
>>25124719
And nobody will recognize you for that because time spent here means nothing.
>>25124179
>You come here to get triggered and sit around and mope with other people.
See >>25124253
>>25124757
>And nobody will recognize you for that because time spent here means nothing.
No one is here for the credit.
>>25124757
>meaningless
OP asked what I was doing and I answered.
>>25124757
>SJW is contained online
You're understating the influence of far left politics.
4chan is mainstream. It's not a hangout for any demographic any more. There's probably plenty of middle-aged people who browse here. And 20 somethings were always a part of the original demographic.
27 yo. shopped for apartments yesterday. just chillin today.
33 here
My life is ending one minute at a time
>>25124757
>you're exaggerating
Nope.
>you cannot be sacked or hurt or affected in anyway
Have you literally been living under a rock for the past 5-10 years?
>They aren't a big deal and I feel like you're using them as a scapegoat for something.
You're either delusional or severely misinformed, sorry dude.
I turn 25 in 3 weeks.
Should I stop then?
>>25124903
They're fresh-out-of-the-box new is what they are.
>>25124903
No, I've been working as usual and studying as usual and ignoring the dumb shit I see online, as usual.
>But these people got sacked
You can look up people getting sacked because they literally posted something like "I hate black people and I hope they die" and then people get hundreds of other people to contact their employer and accuse them of sympathizing with racists. Then someone gets sacked.
If someone assaults you, you prosecute them. That still works fine. Then if this "they'll say I raped them" meme arrives nothing fucking happens because without any evidence whatsoever there is nothing other than her word against yours, and it gets swept under the rug while she gets counslled or whatever.
This shit happens all the time and it won't affect you unless you either try make it affect you or if you're openly racist or homophobic or whatever, in which case you're an asshole anyway so who gives a shit.
Yes. There is a manhunt on for people who are openly bigoted. But you are not going to be affected unless you're a moron. These people are not in power, they do not run big companies and they are not the ones you need to impress to get ahead.
They aren't even dominant socially, except in some very, very liberal parts of america I guess.
You're acting like I've been blind this whole time or I'm "Ignoring how things are" but actually i just ignore the sjw shit except for the funny stuff and get on with my life. When someone accuses me of being racist when I wasn't being racist I tell them to fuck off and that's the end of it. No leverage=no outcome. Simple shit.
>>25123747
>But what do you get on this site that you can't get anywhere else?
4chan is the best English language discussion site on the internet. You will not find anywhere else that will have the variety of topics combined with honest opinions and speed of posting.
>>25125029
>don't worry about the witch hunt unless you're a witch ;)
>>25123747
>You aren't important here because it's anonymous and always has been.
There is a fundamental disconnect between your ideals and my own.
>>25125029
>There is a manhunt on for people who are openly bigoted.
Subjective, and the definition can change to suit one's individual purpose. I don't accuse you of ignoring these things, just not fully understanding them.
>What are you doing
The same thing you're doing kiddo. Having fun shitposting and skimming boards related to my interests for anything that might pique my curiosity.
>>25125029
>don't worry about witch hunts
Give it another five or ten years and SJW will probably have some HUAC like institution set up.
>>25123828
that is quite entertaining, isn't it?
>mfw making yet another "rey is/isn't a mary sue thread on /tv/"
>>25125069
No, don't worry about the 3 blind faggots walking around looking for witches unless you have a megaphone into which you shout "Over here, I'm a witch"
>>25125084
I probably could have worded it better. I meant that it is true that it's more common now for people to have everything taken from them because they're openly racist or whatever. Very powerful people can get away with or even prosper from it, but a lot of the time bigotry and the workplace rarely last.
>>25123872
>You saved that to your computer.
>he doesn't know how to hotlink images
lurk more
Lol at youngfags writing novels
>>25124288
>Shouldn't you be out with friends and fucking sluts right now instead of posting on r9k?
It's Sunday afternoon/morning in the United States. Evening in Europe.
Do you think college students are slaying pussy 24/7?
>>25125161
Without images. Who will read a long post without an image?
>>25124134
This is how delusional failures actually think.
Newsflash retard: your friends with grown up lives are laughing at you, your 'hobby' nerd shit, and your punk ass security guard job.
>>25125187
>Do you think college students are slaying pussy 24/7?
No but if you're gonna go out of your way to normiepost on /r9k/ about "lel old ppl suck XDDD" you might as well have a decent life to get back to when you're done. Otherwise don't shit where you sleep.
40 here. Feels good family, to be honest.
so wait, there are people on 4chan who think they aren't losers?
>>25123684
>not shitposting when you're 31 years old
step it up, youngin
>>25125357
Nigga. I'm sitting on my very expensive couch, in my very expensive house, about to watch football, and triggering retards on my phone. 2015 is a beautiful time to be alive senpai.
When I'm 25 i'ma finish my mission of eliminating the Buddhist cult
>>25125290
But they do. Are you implying that the second someone posts/lurks on 4chan for even a nanosecond they are beyond saving? Where do you think you are?
Came here when I was 17. I'm almost 25 now. Have seen some shit.
45 here. Still working the grave yard shift in this Malaysian meme factory
>>25125431
so you're in denial.
36 here. Came for the Oregon school shooting stayed for the "egg" man.
>>25125511
Denial of what. I don't think adult participation here entails what it does for you hormotionaly challenged youngsters.
>>25123791
this
i mainly use facebook and twitter for news and stuff
not for something that it was meant to be used
>social media
ppl are fucking stupid there
and also short cut keys are nice
( j , k for browsing post , l for liking , alt + x (x= 1,2,3,4 etc.) )
>>25125290
>implying everyone on 4chan is a virgin NEET
Not true, was never true. Not even on /r9k/
>>25125590
EVERYONE who posts on 4chan has issues.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm 39, btw.
>>25125357
4chan is just a website.
>>25125628
Everyone doing anything has issues.
It's a tautological argument senpai. You're better than that.
I'm 30 and have been here since 2004. It's changed a bit.
The years just melt into each other. Habits are hard to drop.
I literally met my spouse while shitposting in threads.
>>25125628
>EVERYONE who posts on 4chan has issues.
Everybody has issues, bruh. Everybody. Posting on 4chan doesn't make you special.
>>25125721
How come I never met anyone? :(
>>25123684
Provide a good reason for me to stop browsing, and I'll stop.
>>25125745
Because you're fat and stupid.
>>25123747
>You aren't important here because it's anonymous
No shit faggot, why do you think people like this site? Lurk more before you try to sound like a smart ass.
>try to leave 4chan for a week
>constantly running across things in life and having random thoughts I'd like to discuss on 4chan
>try talking about them with my friends and family
>the conversations are boring and everyone I know is pretty dumb and ignorant
And by ignorant I mean they literally don't know many things. Vladimir Putin, who's that?
>>25125782
You're addicted to the maymays senpai. You'd probably suck a dick for them if it came down to it.
>>25125438
But why even post on 4chan in the first place. Go do something else with your life instead of being a epic hypocrite.
I remember when I was 17 and I used to make fun of the 4chan elderly.
I used to say if I was over 20 and still on this site I would kill myself.
I'm 26, now.
>>25125754
How did you know? :(
Good news is I won't be in 2016.
>>25123747
>You aren't important here because it's anonymous and always has been
That's exactly the fucking point of why I come here, and why you should fuck off to wherever you want to go.
28 here and no intention of every leaving, get used to it fegs
>>25123791
This, basically.
>>25123872
>everything you want is there
I avoid reddit because of the karma whoring. Every comment is an attempt at gaining karma, and slightly negative comments are downvoted until invisible.
There is something special about completely anonymous communication.
>>25125745
Sorry, anon. I don't know how it ended up this way for me, It feels strange, to be honest. I'm really a bit of a shutin and have never been a very social person. I remember browsing in 2004 thinking "I will never ever date anyone from this terrible place" and now I'm married.
He was a namefag when I met him, but I made him promise to not use his tripcode anymore because it annoyed me and I felt like it was against the spirit of the boards to not be anon.
Ive always been really paranoid about adding people to skype.
I still am. But I went out on a limb and talked to him and we've been married for a year now.
I've been trying to make friends and its really hard for me even now. It certainly doesn't get easier to make friends when you're older, everyone I knew from school has kids and thats all they talk about, and I have no desire to have kids.
>>25125820
I am man, that instant gratification for whatever retarded thought pops into your head is hard to quit.
Old Fag here
61
I love this place
>>25123747
>But what do you get on this site that you can't get anywhere else?
This is unfortunately my source for news in world, US, entertainment, comics, movies and video games. I hear about shit WEEKS before anywhere else, and I get some funny commentary and unfiltered reactions to what's going on.
Of course, there's stupid shit like the jews doing everything and Anita somehow destroying my favorite video game that I'm having fun with, but a mountain of salt is easy to obtain
49 here. I come to r9k to solicit feedback on my footwear
>>25125844
This. Would you post wagey on facebook?
>>25125844
Why is posting on 4chan not "doing something with your life"?
4chan is socializing. A kind you can't find anywhere else.
It is possible to overdo it and allow 4chan to serve as a substitute or crutch, but that is on the user, not the site.
>>25123684
>the chan
Waiting for you kids from reddit to move on desu you fucking ass.
