Could you handle a woman like this?
Maybe if I had a cow prod and a few ranchers helping me out.
>>25123235
Now we know why you browse /r9k/.
>>25123214
>fat
>shitty eyebrows
>weird lips
>>25123235
How predictable. Low T betas pretending that they're too good for her
>>25123253
>>25123214
>3D trash
>Fat piece of shit
worst shit tier
i have a pretty active lifestyle. i highly doubt she could keep up
>>25123244
/r9k/ is for people who don't like fat girls?
>>25123253
this is my ideal female body type
i dont care what any skinny loving fags say
too bad i only have a 6 inch dick
Yesniggerniggerfuckingrobotnigger
>>25123505
It's not skinny we like, it's just not big, like thin, i'd rather be able to pick her up and shit, and they're still squeezable and soft, i didn't mean skelly, just small
>>25123589
well thats the difference between you and me
i like girls with big, thick thighs and ass. big tits. i even like a cute tummy too. i dont care if i cant pick her up, i just like to marvel at a phat joocy female body. idk
>>25123589
>he doesn't like jiggling jello
>>25123505
I know those feels well brother
>>25123214
No, I couldn't.
Not for not being willing to try though, but due to the simple fact a woman like that would never make a move on me, thus never allowing me to try and "handle" her.
>>25123589
Thin is just another word for skinny. Women with 12 year old bodies are disgusting.
>>25123626
Her face is pretty boring, why do high tests have such dull faces? and tend to look older?
since when did fat = high t ?
pretty sick of this meme t b h
Yeah, I could definitely throw her around. I can handle most women and I like chubbies
>>25123214
Can she handle me slamming my dick into the back of her throat?
>>25123753
the girl in that pic is quite thin actually, and no it's not, skinny is frail and weak looking, thin is soft but not cottage cheese and flabby looking, and yes, they can jiggle.
>>25123253
how do people think this is "fat"...?
now pic related is what i consider fat, the girl this thread was made for is a perfect example of prime high test material. wide hips, thick thighs, thats what high test is about. she doesnt even have a belly
>>25123849
i don't think op's girl is fat, i just prefer the smaller side of things, and op's girl most likely used a corset.
>>25123888
weird lats going on there mate..
>>25123943
oh god, even i'm a virgin and i'm not that bad, it's her armpit because her body is posed slightly tilted, retard.
>>25123214
>>25123253
from her tumblr
>I'm 180cm (5'11) and 105 KG (239pounds)
more than most could handle
>>25124421
jesus christ, poor manlets. no one under 6 ft is getting that bod.
>>25123888
What's wrong with a corset? it disturbances undesirable fat from the waist to the hips
>>25124484
>tfw 6'2 but thin
>tfw she has 50lbs on me
>tfw she would still destroy meI can only dream
>>25124486
DISTRIBUTES
God damn this automatic spell checker...
>>25124809
it also crushes your organs, so there's that
>>25123768
>tfw high test with a baby face
truly the definition of high test
>>25123793
ever since every culture in history loved high test bodies, fag
anything else is due to social perversion
>>25124421
>literally only 1 inch shorter and 10lbs lighter than me
>tfw this only makes my dick harder
>>25123888
Both >>25123849 and >>25123253 are fat.
The difference is WHERE the fat is stored.
>>25124421
>tfw 178cm (5'10") and 65kg (143lbs)
Challenge accepted.
>>25124851
I knew you were gay since I saw you were using trips.
>>25123589
>i'd rather be able to pick her up and shit
That's on you for being a weak shit.
>>25124421
pfff, I can ohp her.
>>25124925
she's also got huge tits, wide hips, thick thighs and datass
>>25124843
>>25124905
HAHA look at this high test fag, BABY FACE? she looks 25, well i guess since most girls who high test look like hags, no wonder someone who looks 25 has a baby face to them. THIS is a baby face.
>>25124958
here's another baby face if i didn't make sense.
>>25124958
I said I have a high test body and a baby face, faggot.
The woman you posted I literally have a short face like that with small features.
>mfw im more feminized than the woman you posted because i have bigger eyes, a smaller nose, and a smaller chin
>>25124958
>>25124974
Mature but young face > your pedophile fantasies k ek
>>25124936
I'm 5'11 and 180 lbs, I still couldn't pick up that giant. small cute girls aren't a struggle to pick up.
>>25124974
Dahell
That's just a squinty eyed bitch with a dog nose
>>25124946
You need to cut your hair bro.
>>25125002
pedophile? those girls i put are at least in their 20s, if not older. the OP girl has a small head that's thin. ew.
>>25125031
dog nose? lmao you high tests will find any reason to hate chestlets, they're cute, just face it.
>>25125040
>Guys i am not a pedo
>posts low test females
>Guys you have to believe me
>>25125070
there it is again, they're just defending their love for hags. chestlets =/= flat chest. i posted sarah hyland who is low test but not flat chested.
>>25125114
>GUUUUUYYS PLS LISTEN
>writes incoherent stuff
>>25123253
She's not high test, she's just fat. You can even see her sucking in her gut.
>>25125135
lmao i don't care if you think i'm a pedo, i don't like under 5' girls who are underweight, that would be the pedophile type. i like 5'4-5'7 girls who are around 110-130 (depending on height) like average-thin type with curves, not flat. there's a difference.
>>25123214
How would I not be able to handle her? What about her would make sex difficult?
You can tell the girl in that pic got fukin boob inplants. I mean damn.
I don't know, but I'd certainly like to try.
>that feel when quantum test levels
>>25123214
No I dont think I could handle a girl who wears too small of a bra
>>25123235
Wpow dude really witty
>>25123244
Ha ha points
>>25123251
Dumb
>>25123253
Ha ha beta ha ha low t ha ha omg
>>25123480
#d omg dude thats so funny 2009
>>25123481
Ha ha I'm so active shes fat get the context dude its subtle subtext funny
>>25123498
Omg shes's f A T
>>25123505
Wow my ideal boy tuyep is norma;;
....
>>25125135
WOMEN ARE INCOHERENT STUPID MEN ARE SO SMART WOW HA HA WMEN ARE IDIOTS AOMG
>>25125059
Babies and children are cute, but they don't have appeal for non-degenerates.
>>25125501
okay? thin girls are cute AND have sex appeal. cute isnt only for baby and children.
i guess i can . my dick is pretty above average.
i used to follow her when she was active on social media, she was a cunt but man that body
really the kind of girl you want to take home to mom and dad and then fuck her right there on their couch
>>25125398
looks like roast is back on the menu boys, toasted to perfection
>>25123849
OP's girl is fat, this woman is obese and probably has a smelly cooter
>>25124421
I'm 167cm and 60kg
More woman for me.
>Sick
>Spend all day in bed fantazising about having sex with high test girls
>Too tired to fap
>This thread
God damnit I want to fuck a chubby so bad.
>>25123849
She's a fucking goddess you fucking faggots.
There is literally nothing wrong with this woman's body.
>>25128479
>>OBESE
Gonna teach you faggots a lesson in test.
>>25128479
>>25128537
You fuckers are the worst posters on /r9k/.
>>25128536
Keep fucking your loli waifus you needledick faggot.
>>25128561
>>25128536
Bitter virgin faggots. Kill yourselves.
>>25128565
This is high test you sick fuck
>>25128615
No, that's photoshop.
This, however, is all natural.
>>25128565
>Keep fucking your loli waifus you needledick faggot.
someone's fucking mad, your woman with her glasses and piercing looks like a fucking tumblr feminist, i bet this is a tumblr feminist trying to validate herself, kek
You faggots can meme all you want. You're just afraid of girls like this because your tiny dicks won't reach anything.
>>25128615
>Asian
>High test
pick one
>>25128655
Kill yourself fat women are disgusting
>chubby thread
>without fail, every time that fucking autistic posts the whale covered in stretch marks
>tfw 6'3
>tfw high test as fuck
>got myself a chubby gf
>looks like pic related
>never wore a condom, never pulled out
>tfw now exhausted father
>two or three more kids to go
>>25128689
Take a look at her hips you fucking idiot and her obvious thick torso.
>>25124638
I'm a little bit taller than you but still skelly. I like tho think of it as mutual destruction because I'd wreck her with my huge dong.
>>25128723
That's photoshop you fucking retard.
>>25128709
>posts disgusting whore making a duckface
>calls someone else autistic
>>25128655
guys, this is just a tumblr whore trying to make herself feel better by posting whales of her kind. look at that repulsive armpit hair.
>>25128769
>repulsive
lol
>>25128769
>this is just a tumblr whore trying to make herself feel better by posting whales of her kind.
Keep telling yourself that faggot
>>25123214
I'm not a low test cuck, so yes.
>>25123214
>>25123253
I certainly would. The only problem is that for all her thickness, she still has a bit of a flat ass.
>>25128537
>>25128479
This bitch is worse than pic related.
>all these fat chicks
stop trying to redefine HT
why are you people discussing women if you're going to never get any anyway
>>25128752
>if a girl is attractive its a photoshop
Aww are you jealous you fat ugly cunt
>>25128921
No, you fucking moron. I'm saying that particular picture is a photoshop. You'd be a complete and total idiot to think otherwise.
>>25128913
you make a good point, I am a super duper ultra virgin that browses /r9k/, my odds are not looking good.
at least i got my 20" penis going for me
>>25129028
post your 20 inch penis
>>25128998
Ugly fat bitch kill yourself
>she's 240 pounds but has a 30 inch waist
Christ she's a unicorn
>>25128913
More or less this. Why bother discussing hypothetical situations that have no chance of ever happening in real life?
>>25128998
I wish I had her titties, but her face is so gosh darn horrendous.
>>25129028
Post the lance of longinus.
>>25129066
No thanks. Enjoy being a faggot for the rest of your life.
>>25123768
>>25124958
stupid argument since i have seen a lot of babyface fat people and matureface skinny people. And while the former didn't look good, it doesn't change the fact their weight had nothing to do with this. Just posting a few recurring images on 4chinchin doesnt make them a 100% rule so try to make a break from this board for one, kek
>>25129142
Post titties pls
>>25125398
Kill yourself my toasty roastie friend.
.
>>25125398
Jesus christ someone is fucking toastie.
>thread about cute thick girls
>turns into ham dump
Every thread, every board, every time. I'm sorry you can't tell the difference between a cute aesthetic fatty and your fatties.
>>25123253
Fat arms are a good indicator of whether a woman needs to chill down on those burgers. Usually it is all good if the fat is stored in typical places for a female, but if her chin/arms/muffin tops blob out then it starts looking not healthy. This one was a little more lucky with the fat distribution, but sheding down a little would make her look and probably feel better.
this is an original comment i promise...
now its original
>>25130496
She did end up losing weight from when these pictures were taken, because she got stalked by fat fetishists who wanted her to balloon up to 400lb.
It's all fun and games until online admirers start calling your phone.
No idea what kind of comment would make this original, but here's to hoping.
Real talk
I like girls with big tits and nice asses, so I like curves. But I also appreciate slim girls
But the girl Ive just started dating, ok ass, god tier perky tits, slim waist and skinny build all over
But she has a bit of a gut. Teeny little belly on her noticeable when your cuddling
And shit, it feels nice to hold. Just wrapping my arms around her and hands on her stomach, kinda reminds me of my porky little jack russel that loved belly rubs I had as a kid
Its weird. Dont like fat at all. But a liiiittle bit of a gut feels nice
>>25123214
Yes, I could. I could.
>>25123235
Underrated post
>Hambeasts militantly defending their hordes of lard
Pretty laughable
>>25130539
Oh great, she won't end up like kayleeskandy.
>>25130608
That is what high tests are supposed to likeif they want to have good taste
>>25130762
I personally prefer those body types over the obese one(s) posted. to each their own though, the whole "high test" meme is prone to getting different people with different tastes sharing their preferences while calling out other's tastes as "wrong" regardless.
One more I personally think would fit the "label".
>>25130823
Gotta need name for this one family
>>25130933
I wish I knew, Anon, I wish I knew.
I imagine such a body type would be one of very few close to ideal for switching; great body type to "dominate" and occasionally be "dominated" by.
This one's probably not deemed really high test, but damn those hips...I'm also a sucker for body-tight clothes.
>>25130632
at least someone gets it. i'm a girl, 107-110 lbs (switches) and i have a bit of a gut, and everyone thinks i'm a stick. no, when i was with my ex i would always give him boners by squeezing my tiny but chubbyish tummy on him. good times.
>>25131237
be my skinnyfat gf pls
>>25124939
haha yeah sure, I fucking side raise weights like this haha
I like variety, why argue? hot women are hot in all types of shapes and sizes.
>>25129156
honestly mate, why does it always have to be her?
This is from someone who likes fat girls, that one is just plain ugly.
>>25132035
Not that guy but no she's not.
>>25132151
You must be British.
>>25131095
>Ywn be headlocked with those squishy thighs
>>25132151
>Not that guy
sure buddy
>>25123214
Who is this cunt?
Name needed for research purposes.
>>25129156
If i continue drinking and binging my body will look exactly like hers soon, thanks for the motivation to change it buddy
wide hips = high strongen
high testosterone = big jaw "slut face"
fat = fat
god damn newfags
Depends on the face tbqhwyf. If the woman doesn't have a butterface, I can go with that, too. Fat chicks with a beautiful face are still smoking hot.
I-is a face fetish a real thing or am I justperfectly healthy? :^)
>>25128537
Who is this?
very original
>>25123235
I have to right something now
>>25123244
So what are you doing here then?
>>25124421
i'm the same height and barly weight more than half.
that bitch is a whale
>>25123214
Fat women are fucking gross, no chance I would date her
>>25132347
Otoni
>>25133557
She's a literal goddess, f.a.m
http://www.hairyclassic.com/pornstar/betty
>>25123808
She got wide hips, thick thighs and a fat ass, she's anything but thin. She's slim thick. Thin on the other hand is being underweight, it's being shapeless, it's being a skeleton, it's disgusting.
>>25136313
really? because i know girls who look like that in real life and they get called anorexic by the landwhales, and who knows.
>>25135133
shaking my damn head, family
>>25135133
i would give anything to stick my nose in that asshole
OPs girl may be perfect now but just wait a few years
By the second she's 35 she's gonna be a damn whale
>these high t betas will never be able to spot the red flags
>>25136395
They also get called fat by skinny bitches. That's what you get when you win the genetic lottery. Males thirst after you and salty females hate your guts.
>>25136458
Plenty of skinny females get fat at that age as well. That happens when your metabolism slows down and you refuse to do get into shape and don't know how to eat healthy. I'm really not getting your point.
