To the normies who have had sex and should have left this board already, what is your favourite position? Last night I dreamt that I was slowly fucking a qt blonde in missionary, while we looked at each other's eyes. Felt so nice.
>>25123737
Legs wrapped around me and nails clawing into my back and body.
I like to look like I just got out of a fight with an animal, like the Witcher, my first gf did that to me and I love it, looks like battle scars
>should have left this board
This is a meme board. Most people here just pretend to be NEET virgins. Sex isn't a big deal once you've done it a few times, and becomes more about who than what.
Especially in a relationship. After the first few wild fucks or whatever you can be in the room with a grill who's naked and not even pop a boner.
Shit's trivial, senpai.
But to the point of your thread, lying on my back with her on top is nice. There's a mirror in our flat opposite our bed so if she has her back to me we can see ourselves in the mirror which is kind of hot I guess.
>>25123737
My favorite is to fuck them in their mouth while they're on all fours with their ass up. I'll finger their asshole meanwhile.
As for vaginal/anal, spooning is my favorite.
>>25123737
Missionary if I'm after cozy, loved up feelings.
Doggy but with face down if I'm really looking to bang away.
Prone bone with a pillow under her hips so that her back is arched and her ass is up.
You can slam it for five minutes tops. It feels tighter.
>>25123921
Virgin detected
r9k.zip
>>25123921
>This is a meme board. Most people here just pretend to be NEET virgins.
Is it that hard to believe there is a board where the less fortunate in life congregate? There were losers here years before normies stole our memes.
>Shit's trivial, senpai
It's trivial for you exactly because you already experienced it, multiple times even. You'd still be craving it like no tomorrow if you still were a virgin, which is why the 'sex ain't no big deal, stop worrying' manthra is entirely moronic to say to a virgin.
>>25123737
>ive never in my life had a sex dream
am I fucked
>>25124203
>am I fucked
Not even in your dreams.
>>25124203
just stop masturbating for a few days. Wet dreams are awesome anon
>>25124226
>stop masturbating
Longest I went for was 9 days, and that felt like I was on drugs 24/7 and nearly torturous.
Longest I normally go is a day or two.
>>25124225
also lel to this
>>25124085
this
it's god tier
>>25124200
But the more you think about it the worse your first time is. First times are supposed to be awkward, stupid messes which are never really that enjoyable and which you laugh about later on.
A lot of people spend their time thinking it over and over and over and jacking off to this or to that when in reality if you pick up a chick, tell her its your first time and stumble your way through your first fuck you've done what 99% of chads do too.
Cowgirl, because face full of tits.
Also because it means not having to do an hour long pushup.
>>25123737
Missionary sucks ass.
Doggy all the way.
Although with my current gf there's too much of a size difference (I'm about a foot taller) to do some positions comfortably. It doesn't help that she was a virgin before me so she was initially very tight and has only recently begun to open up.
The best I've found for maximum and easy penetration has been laying down on her back. I can just slide right in and get to work.
But with girls in the past doggy style all the way.
>>25123840
Clawing at my back is nice too.
Its great when she can come in nice and deep.
It's great to pick em up if they're small enough and have them curl around you while you go jackhammer mode. Ideal to get them off without feeling any pressure yourself
>>25123737
Mating press all the way.
Hmmm... Missionary just doesn't feel very tight for some reason. Doggy style is always solid. If I want to fuck her hard I do prone bone. Tight and deep.
Her on top is also always great. Her pussy feels really good like that
>>25123737
I don't have a favorite position because the three times I've been with women (thank god for escorts) my dick is so flaccid penetration is not possible
needless to say I'm not able to get off with a woman
>>25124565
>assume doggy position
>have girl put her legs together
>you behind, widen your legs so you sit lower
>insert
>storm that bastille, garson
you're welcome m80
>Tfw when you bend her over furniture and go to town
She told me the other day she thought I'd only be into missionary because I'm a Catholic but she doesn't know how repressed most of us are
This is probably my favorite position.
>Missionary
>Doggy style
>Cowgirl
These are the only positions, everything else you see in porn is not fun.
/thread
This one right here, m80.
>>25125522
>tfw there's a big turd connecting your anuses
>tfw pooping back and forth forever
>>25123737
Missionary is best because of the eye contact, kissing, the closeness, feeling her body against yours, the warmth
Well this really is a meme board.
tfw 28 yo KV
>>25125567
That wouldn't even work, turds are too soft.
Also, the strapon goes into the vagina.
Me behind and on top as she lays face down. Thrusting downward and deep. The few women I've slept with really like this also. It's very comfortable and the view is fantastic. Hnnnggggg just thinking about it. I've never done anal but it would make sense to try it in this position. At least it seems so.
>>25123737
I enjoy doggy style and girl on top. Most women seem to like either doggy style or missionary with their legs over my shoulders. I suspect that's because they don't have to do any actual work.
Sitting, both upright, both facing, torsos pressed together, arms and legs around one another.
>>25123921
>Sex isn't a big deal once you've done it a few times, and becomes more about who than what
This. I imagine others, like me, have learned realized this when you regret having sex with someone. It's shitty feeling and makes you really want to make the next time more meaningful. But before you get to that point it's sort of just wanting to fuck with anyone you are remotely attracted to.
prone, reverse cowgirl, normal cowgirl up against a wall
but nothing is as good as passionate missionary with intent to procreate :^)
>>25123737
Her laying on her side, me straddling her lower leg. I can vary the depth and angle of penetration a lot, and I can play with her tits and ass at the same time.
Don't know what it's called.
Pic very related. Missionary is fine but my boyfriend is 6'5 250 pounds so he is extremely heavy and I just had stomach surgery, so it doesn't work out very well.
At least with pic related, he doesn't touch my incisions. Plus it feels a lot better, and he gets to feel the booty.
>>25127366
No, because the penetration is very deep.
God this board has declined so bad.
>>25127576
It's probably 90% normie now.
