What does pussy taste like robots? What about non-roast pussy?
>>29513604
>pussy
Sweat, pee, and "acidic". Often actually smells like fish. It's really, really gross.
>>29513604
probably sweat and rotten fish? the women is an intriguing creature
>>29513651
disagreed. cunt tastes wonderful.
>>29513682
is there a difference in flavor from woman to woman?
>>29513651
sounds like youve been with girls who dont take care of their cooters.
it usually reflects what they eat- she may have been eating shitty food and not showering.
ive noted that italian pussy tastes faintly of garlic.
acidic sweat/smegma and slight urine taste, you would think that it would be horrible but it feels lewd in your mouth and it's actually really enjoyable. you do end up drinking some of the juices though. for further research, assholes taste ok too, honestly doesn't taste like shit.
pic related my ex gf and i
>>29513707
not in my experience, no. snatch is pretty universal, though I would imagine the taste would distort if the woman had poor hygiene.
>>29513707
yes. lots of factors like hygene, diet, and medication can change the taste. the main shared trait is a slightly salty flavor with an acidic ph.
>>29513745
whats the weird gooey stuff that comes out?
>>29513761
what, vag juice? it's just natural lubricant.
>>29513721
>ive noted that italian pussy tastes faintly of garlic.
kek!
I don't actually think it's gross at all though; I'm just talking shit...
>>29513707
Hygiene and diet have a lot to do with it
just like your semen will taste better if you eat lots of fruits/drink pineapple juice, but will taste fucking terrible if you eat asparagus or lots of fatty/processed foods
>>29513778
Composition is actually very similar to pee though.
>>29513778
have you ever seen any like...gooey chunks?
>>29513798
top kek sounds you got some sloppy seconds
>>29513785
>considering drinking pineapple juice for a week and trying my own brew
who's with me ?
>>29513604
The only pussy I ate was vegan pussy and it tastes sweet
>>29513707
yes
>>29513761
Discharge, period stuff, or natural lubricant
>>29513812
fuck thats so disgusting
>>29513604
>*Braaaaappp*
>oops! tee hee...
What about non-roast pussy?
Supposedly there are natural enema solutions that are scented, and they're supposed to maintain a personalized diet that keeps their boipussy clean and smelling nice.
Is boipussy less gross than vaginas?
>>29513798
not from the normal juices but period blood can be chunky.
>>29513813
count me out mate
>>29513917
>it has to be blasted out with chemicals or extracts to be acceeptable
shit comes outta there, dude
>>29513917
also, vaginas naturally clean themselves (just like your eyes do) and maintain an environment designed specifically for sexual interaction, while assholes are designed to expel shit. that's all they do.
>only answer if you've actually got a real one
what's the best way for a guy to eat your pussy?
bottom to top?
>top to bottom?
>outside to inside?
>inside to outside?
>towards clit
>away from clit
we really just want to please you
>>29513986
>vaginas naturally clean themselves (just like your eyes do)
I have to clean my eyes though, otherwise I get crusties.
>>29513986
>designed
I don't care what it was designed to do.
I care about what it can do!
>>29513721
tfw no garlic tasting vagina italian gf
Don't ask robots for this
It tastes like nothing, or it can be slightly sour. But mostly it was I'll taste like slightly sour.
>>29514009
Focus on and around the clit. Work up to the orgasm. Don't make it the goal. Make her pleasure the goal.
It's fun to tease her, bring her close and then back off.
Best tip I've ever gotten is: start writing the alphabet with your tongue on her clit, find a letter she likes
Also, move your head, not just your tongue. Your tongue will get tired before your head
T. Pussy eating pro
>>29514009
I like when a guy lightly sucks on my clit and also sticks his tongue deep inside me
If he goes outside to inside it feels good too
>>29514031
>self-cleaning usually involves mucal discharge
the lil crusties are byproducts of the eye cleaning itself. it's not like you have to flush your eyes our with water on a regular (or even semi-regular) basis lest they get stinky and weird.
also, if you have a wet lil' crustie and taste it, it's not that far from what pussy tastes like, since they're both from mucal enviroments
>>29513986
just because it "self cleans" itself doesn't mean it's going to smell fresh. your ears self clean themselves, wax naturally makes it's way out of the ear if you leave it alone and don't force stuff in there. do you think ear wax is appealing?
>>29514083
>>29514084
what about the lips?
are those sensitive too?
It was described to me as tasting like pennies.
>>29513707
Enormous. Hygiene is one factor, but I a lot of the odor/taste is based on the kind of flora they have growing down there. And whether they're on their period.
A woman with good hygiene who is not on her period:
1. Has a mild odor--slightly fishy, but you quickly become numb to the odor
2. Tastes salty and acidic
Most women have decent hygiene, but some WHO EXPECT ORAL SEX are fucking disgusting. You'd want to wretch after smelling your finger that's been down there.
Horribly fishy, cheesy, and uriny.
>>29514148
lips are sensitive too
definitely tease
teasing is great
>>29514115
>implying that wax and mucus are the same thing
just like earwax, vaginal fluids will meander their way out of the vagina, and therefore can be removed by anything from a simple shower to a few swipes of a hot towel. otherwise, if the woman has a proper diet and regular hygiene, it's going to taste like a mild vagina, which is 100x better than a flushed-out asshole
just admit you're gay, anon. you're defending men's assholes over excellent, wholesome pussy.
Alphas don't eat pussy. That shit is such a beta thing to do.
>>29514303
but how else will you get to a woman's heart??
pleasde, betas, dont listern to him. not eating pussy is a thing CHAD would do...,.,
>>29514115
>do you think ear wax is appealing
um... yeah?
>>29513604
Fried Chicken
>>29514303
it's literally the only "submissive" thing that's okay for alphas to do
>>29513604
>roast
wut
>>29514435
by "non-roast pussy", they mean gay men's anuses. "roast" is referencing the darker labial folds some women have, which r9k has decided to akin to roast beef
>>29514083
>find a letter she likes
mfw she likes the D
>>29513721
This. Just like guys cum it's a about diet and health.
Source: I have tasted lots of cum and eated many a puss
>>29513604
Just have a taste of your pre-cum.
