Ain't no robot like conscript robot. Who
/forcedintotheshit/ here? It's like wagecucking at less than minimum wage and triple the hours.
The us doesn't have enforced conscription
>>25912643
That looks like an IDF uniform.
>Property of US govt
What country are you in?
US Army here.
Compared to my last job I'll take being a (J)unior(E)nlisted(W)arrior any day. Hours aren't too bad and I get to spend all my non working hours playing video games. Going to be out in the field for two weeks soon though ;_;.
At least you have more chances getting deployed than I do ya heeb.
>>25912665
>>25912668
Yeah. I am getting cucked by the kykes.plskidnapme
>>25912643
>property of US government
And we wonder why the Middle East hates us
>>25912668
How cant you tell by the boots and pants you stupid cunt? OP is a kike.
I heard you get a free qt gf after you do your service in the Israeli army.
Does that CAR-15 even shoot straight anymore?
>>25912678
You think policing little sandniggers is fun? Everyone hates you. The sandniggers cause trouble even when you are just about your business, libtardd hate you for responding. Nothing sucks more than getting rocks and molotovs tossed with slingshot from outside the range of pacification tools.
Singaporefag here, not OP though... Fuck I know the feel...
Starting in 19 days, national slavery/service here I come...
>tfw came here; got fined 1000sgd as "minimum" for not coming at 18
>tfw no ability to leave, literally trapped for 2 years. Literally the property of a society I wasn't raised in and didn't know till I came here 5 months ago
>tfw 2.5 years of my life are irreversibly lost and I'll be paid far below minimum wage for shit slave hours 560/m for pretty much 24/7 shit...
>tfw Singaporean society accepts this as okay; when people say "it's your duty" and you literally have no escape nor nowhere to turn to. At 19 can't even denounce my citizenship, they sure were happy to just get me a "document of identity" for a one way trip instead of a passport...
2 years and I'll either kill myself or get out of here and denounce citizenship and never come back. I literally have no rights here; I feel like property, a formerly free human being now stuck in a cage. Fuck Singapore.
>>25912719
Only if you are a chad.
>>25912756
Zeroed it in at 250 personally.
>>25912643
Sounds super fun anon
What kind of unit, OP? You don't have to give exact details, I'm just surprised to see an AR and not a Tavor being issued at this point.
>>25912775
This guy gets it. Is Singapore Kykeland's twin or something? We get 3 years of service down this hole thoughMy best mate got doshonorably discharged by feigning a breakdown and aiming a loaded and unlocked rigle at his head
>>25912757
Maybe if you stopped beating up your fellow sandniggers and journalists who try to document your abuses, not as many people would hate you.
>>25912784
Is that a Jew thing or a CAR 15 thing? I thought all M16/M4 type rifles zeroed at 300m targets.
>>25912816
Paratrooper brigade and Kfir brigade kept the M-4. Other infantry use the Micro TAR, a newer one. Non infantry combat like me use the old CAR unless you are an officer o marksman. We still get stuck doing infantry deployment and police sandniggers.
>>25912775
>Moved to Singapore 5 months ago
>Mandatory service
wot. care to explain I'm curious.
>>25912836
Sorry I like goyim blood on my bread.there are no media sources that represent this conflict properlu and basically by this point everyonr is an asshole. The rest goes into /pol/
>>25912838
Short rifles in general I guess.
>All these crying ass conscripts
I'll use your tears as lube when I fieldjack my little ding dong next week in the snow.
>tfw American Regular army
>tfw more developed infrastructure that other armies
>Internet, full kitchen and close delivery services to my barracks room
>work schedule isn't that bad
>Might even get to deploy next year and smoke check some haji
>>25912908
>>25912908
Fucking normie >>>>>>>/gtfo/
You chose your life. You don't know slavery.
>>25912850
Interesting, I didn't know there were that many CARs still in circulation.
I'd actually consider exercisingright of returnto go remove kebab but I think I'm too old. (30)
>>25912893
Yes, you're right that everyone is an asshole. It would make things so much easier if Israel stopped claiming to be the good guys and that everything they do is correct and they are the most humane and best army in the world.
>>25912952
Think the CARd are weird? POGs, on the rare occasion they see a rifle, use full on M16A1's
>>25912820
Pretty much kykeland's twin. A tiny rich country with Muslim native minority, surrounded by Muslim countries Indonesia and Malaysia, and despite these countries not being as shit as Israel's neighbors, Singapore manages to be extremely fearful to Muslims to the point of amassing a massive army ridiculously inporpotionate to its size and it's neighbors.
Also things I think you might relate to:
Every goddamn person bringing up our "surrounded by Muslims" topic or mentioning a terrorist attack from Indonesia over 50 years ago as justification for ns.
"Singapore is the best place in the world for Chinese. Forget your old home, you are Singaporean- it's your duty to do ns. You are a second class citizen anywhere but Singapore (complete rubbish as I come from and am a citizen of Canada as well)."
I can't relate to many Singaporeans about this. Everyone's been raised to repeat the same garbage to me and I can't even vent about how trapped I feel- thankfully I'm currently working with some Malay and Filipinoes at the restaurant I'm at right now.
Interestingly enough, I believe it was Israel that trained singapores first batch of recruits.
>>25912945
Army life isn't that hard. I don't even hide my power level at work. Tell me another occupation where saying durka durka muhammed jihad, sexual jokes and undertones wont get you fired but is celebrated?
>>25913000
Got me on that one, senpai. But I am and have always been a robot, my autism makes me a bit of an outsider even here.
>>25913022
How the hell did they let you in then?
>>25912891
Short form as on mobile:
>born in Singapore
>move to Canada at 2
>permanently in Canada, poorshit so never leave. Also citizen.
>move out to opposite side of Canada from family at 18; as poorshit kinda end up on verge of homelessness and dad helps me buy ticket to Singapore as after hearing from relatives of it, think ns will be a chance to get back on feet, pay debts, and even finally get dental done
>come here; after a month the illusion is already gone and I hate myself for falling for it and rightfully so. 2.5 years of my life is going to be lost in the process and I feel worse than I ever did in Canada. Also working currently; coincidentally Singapore has no minimum wage and was going to earn 6$ at most places till started working for an uncle for 8$ (sgd- far lower than usd for such an expensive country)
>>25913043
Army of the People, not a Professional Army. Meaning, conscript every idiot with four functioning limbs and get him through training even if it means cheating on tests and exams. You wouldn't believe the idiots I've worked with.
Clean your boots and put some fat on them.
They're gonna get brittle and crackle.
>>25913094
They already did. I have my second pair completely unused, so I want these to go to shit so I can exchange them for the new model.
>>25913043
>conscript
>IDF
Pretty obvious he didn't have a choice. Singaporefag here again- quite literally my ns as well hasn't started and I already feel like I'm being bled out- they're already trying to fine me 1k for coming late to something I never received the notice for after all (they said they had to as a matter of principle).
Even the unfit here are used for paperwork or some shit for 2 years- know some people like that and my uncle was one. Of course, naturally it's seen as "duty."
The Muslims/minorities are put to work as police officers or pencil pushers as well.
Each generation props it up as this "great service" even while admitting they treat you like shit and treated them like shit- it's "what every sg male goes through" is the attitude. It's toxic- and I won't even get started on the entitlement I feel the country has to me or how ridiculous the whole farce is.
>>25913060
Damn man you got cucked worse than I did.
When my familymoved here (I was a baby) this was a second choice after Germany. Until tecently I was pissed at the change of plans. Now I am glad I am not there. Occasionaly gassing kebabs is more fun than getting raped by them.
Double cuck threat:
Am Ukranian by origin. Jidf conscripts all citizens. It's ny doody.
But my uncut dick prevents me from marrying in the country because only the Jewish church can marry you here. No civil marriage.
>>25912908
Ever heard of something called fragging? Along with the unpopularity of the conscript it's part of what got the us out of draft.
Just stating that even the us army wasn't always decent at all. Fact is when a nation can force people there's no reason to make the experience even somewhat decent.
>>25912954
fucking chill dude, stop watching cnn.
>>25912643
>not being a profile 21 masterrace
aHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY DYING FOR THIS SHITTY COUNTRY FAGGOT
>>25913404
> tfw 97 cuck
>>25913424
How can you even be 97 and a robot? isn't 97 = perfect? no family problems? no social problems? Fuck I hated my tzav rishon interview so much.
>>25913470
Profile score is all health, not physical or psychological fitness. Bad eesight and kinda okay back is not enough for a full grade down.
KABA score is socio-mental and mine is good enough for kravi cuck
>>25912643
>Yfw you're a conscript guarding some hole in the desert
>Yfw your government pays for the degree of others you're age and grants them meaningful positions in the military
Yfw your governments pays for all the expenses of people who learn to fly a plane at your age
>>25913647
I was... repressing all that. I could've made it into Academic reserve but I started fucking around in senior year. Regrets.
>>25913665
most of the academic reserve is shit though
>>25912643
everybody in finland, but robots usually get the glorified "C-papers" aka not having to do shit, pic very related mfw i fuck chads "army widow" gf while chad is away sitting in a tent in -30c hahahaha
>>25913693
I was intended for CS degree.
>>25913711
Regardless of degree, they can screw you over with the assignment after you receive it
>Apply for recruitment in Sweden
>4 out of 9 psych
>3 out of 9 leadership suitability
Always thought of myself as a cyborg, but I guess that's too robot for the military.
But hey, being conscripted in Finland instead. Resigned my rights and all that good stuff, will enjoy all the non-happenings and so on.
I don't care if it's horrible, better than what I'm doing now.
You need to polish your boots senpai
>>25914082
You can apply to another country's military in Finland? Is that a Nordic thing?
>>25912643
Do they do a lot of hazing like make you suck their dick and hand jobs and stuff?
>>25914748
No, I'm a split Finnish/Swedish citizen.
Born a Finnish one and applied for Swedish before I hit 18 and then I voluntarily submit to conscription last year. Going in June.
>>25914756
That would be so awful.
How long can they imprison you if you don't go? Jail sounds better than conscription tobh
>>25914777
If you voluntarily submit your conscription do you get a bonus or something?
>>25914793
I forgot to clarify that I'm born and live in Sweden, so I don't have to do conscription service unless I set foot in Finland IIRC
>>25912643
Thinking about Foreign Legion myself.
I'll try three times or I'll go home.
Dont want to serve in my home country though.
>>25914816
Have fun kid.
I tried to join the marines when I was 19 but my education was fucked up so there was a discrepancy that kept me out. I'm 22 now and don't really know what to do.
At least this will give you structure, and time.
>>25912643
You're worse than the lowliest nigger tier welfare case. FUCKING DIE
what unit?
>tfw 55 kaba 90 dapar
>tfw they cant measure suicidal tendencies
>they just give you a m-16
>tfw yeshiva kike students get more money than the average IDF fighter
>ultra-ortodox jews are basically paid by the government to sit on their ass all day.
>>25914903
Sucidal tendies. Fucking jewcuck.
>2016
>still living in a country which can force you into some desert shithole because of some retardet politicians fucked up
>>25914971
Singapore too. Looking forward to that sweet sweet 560$sgd/month with dental/medical and working all weekdays and most public holidays, with little spare time nor any real workers rights (even the pay is called specifically "allowance") and expected to fellate the egos of the local dictators/oligarchs. 2 years of this shit.
>>25912643
enjoy the 3 years of cucking lol.
REAL ADVICE: If you have trouble maintaining your mental health in the army (due to isolation and such) you have to keep yourself occupied with other goals. Fitness, literature, anything to keep you from becoming a slobbering mess of a person who will regret wasting 3 years of his life at the end.
ad matai my friend :(
>>25912686
Funny because here our military uniforms say "property of Israel"
>>25913494
You can be kaba 43 and still be in a combat unit m8
>mfw march 2016
shibuzim bekarov my friends
>>25913404
>not fighting for your country
get out faggot
>>25916371
>being this much of a cuck
Pathetic tbqh m8
Anyway, how many Israelis are here? Misparei barzel lehitpaked! 1.
>>25912678
>At least you have more chances getting deployed than I do ya heeb.
never understood why people in the military want to deploy. oh boy, being thousands of miles away from my family, living in a plywood hut, and getting an extra $100/month in hazard pay or whatever sure sounds great.
>>25916604
Some people just really want to fight or kill.
>>25916658
except you don't even fight 99% of the time. and you're walking around doing patrols for 12 hours a day with 100 pounds of gear destroying your spine. and youre at the risk of dying from some cowardly sand nigger ied. it sounds absolutely miserable.
>>25916443
At least 5, but don't start with this shit mate.
Seems like you're all young as fuck too
At least you are not Russians. Do you even know what is hazing in Russian military...
