>chad hit me again. can i stay with you anon, you're such a great guy. you're like a brother to me
>>27076926
i hope you get raped by him next time you stupid fucking roastie bitch
>>27076926
Get the fuck out, you roastie cunt. Maybe if you were less of a bitch he'd stop hitting you.
>>27076926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9muzyOd4Lh8
>>27076926
AYY LMAO
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>>27076926
Get the fuck out you deformed bitch. I bet you're underage too.
You look like a fucking alien roastie cunt, they probably can see your fucking nasal bridge from space.
Hyperteloristic cunt.
I only have the one bed.
So only if we spoon. Nothing sexual just spooning. Also I'd like to hug you and comfort you right now. Let me bake you a cake.
>she does this on the regular
>cake fattens her up so Chad leaves
>be her fallback
>my dedication has won her over
>we marry eventually and live happily ever after
You guys will call me cuck but it's different when oneitis is in a similar situation.
>>27077686
You have to get over her, anon.
>>27076926
I'm not sure but that looks like an infection
>when shed rather get punched in the face by chad than hold your hand or kiss your cheek
I now treat women abuse as a joke and laugh at the thought of it. Is this par for the course for most people?
>>27076926
No I don't think that's appropriate considering I live with my girlfriend.
>>27078160
It definitely does. I had cellulitis and it looked exactly like this
>>27078167
>I now treat women abuse as a joke and laugh at the thought of it.
Same here, though only if it's because of their boyfriends.
>>27076926
You deserved it, fuck off.
>WAAH I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I'M A NICE GUY I DESERVE TO BE INSIDE YOUR VAGINA
Every "nice" guy ever.
>>27078236
nobody is retarded enough to want a female friend
they're literally inferior to dogs when it comes to friendship
>>27078236
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>>27076926
>chad hit me again. you're such a great guy.
fixed, cumdumpsters like being hit, we should indulge them
Daily reminder to hide doj, metric and mystery trips
>>27078236
>if you're not a slave to every woman you come across and give her all your money, time, the keys to your house and your car, you're an evil piece of shit
Metric pls stop with the misandry
You'll have to ask my mum, this isn't my house.
>>27078236
>WAAH I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I'M A NICE GUY I DESERVE TO BE INSIDE YOUR VAGINA
You have to admit, it's just as selfish to make him submit his feelings just so only the female can be validated.
>>27078303
The worst Metric posts are the ones when she makes sense.
Sure thing bb. /hug it's going to be okay, you want something to drink?
You can have my bed for tonight, do you want me to do something about this Chad guy?
>>27078236
xcept you aren't ntitled to exploit men for money, resources or time you man hating bimbo. Legal rape when?
>>27078236
> wanting sex and or a relationship is entitlement
huh. So you're asexual then?
I would let her stay with me and comfort her. While she is sleeping, I wouldunlock the door and call Chad to tell him where she was hiding
>>27078487
Doj is a guy. A colossal mangina, though.
>>27076926
From white to AYY in two quick bursts
Shit bitch, that's pink eye. Please get out i gotta bleach my house now.
stupid bitch go to the police about this not us.
I don't care what you guys say. I want to rescue her from Chad
>>27078602
>I want to rescue her from Chad
How would you go about this, anon?
>>27076926
Not with that face you don't. Now start sucking.
>>27078266
>when anon casually dismisses the existence of millions of beta orbiters
>>27078383
That's the point about friendship, though. If you're not open to that, don't be a woman's friend just because you think you have a chance at getting in her pants. If you're a spineless, pussywhipped nu-male you have only yourself to blame for not telling them off.
>>27078487
Nothing is stopping you from NOT befriending a woman, child.
>>27078513
We as a specie are an advanced civilization. We aren't mindless animals whose sexual urges can be met at one's whim. We have cultures and unwritten social rules. You are not and never will be entitled to happiness or losing your virginity.
Survival of the fittest applies to everything in life, including social life. Sadly, you're weak and crippled and refuse to try to better yourself. Enjoy our pit of lonely despair, scum.
>>27078641
>>when anon casually dismisses the existence of millions of beta orbiters
they aren't after having her as a friend you retard
they just want to fuck the girl
>>27078621
WOW that is an infuriating camera angle
glad that stupid fucking whore got pummeled lol
>>27078660
And yet they're still her friend in an attempt to use it as a medium to get into her pants. The means to an end is still their choice. They are willingly her friend.
>>27078698
>They are willingly her friend.
Friendship isn't about fucking the person. They would never want to be a friend to a girl they don't want to fuck.
>>27078641
>That's the point about friendship, though.
Friendship is a two-way street, dumbass. If one person isn't happy with the other friend, the friendship doesn't work.
>We as a specie are an advanced civilization. We aren't mindless animals whose sexual urges
No one wants to be asexual like you, faggot
>>27078698
>>27078719
>not fucking your female friends
You're both gameless cucks.
>>27078698
I'm drunk and you're amazingYou da bomb
>Thread was supposed to be about women being with abusive men
>nu-male fags changes the subject and shitposts like a bitch
Typical
>>27078769
Someone said they'd whiteknight for her and I asked how. I never got a reply.
>>27078236
>>27078641
>>27078698
he STILL thinks hes relevant, reminder that you didn't even get on the picture that MYSTERY is on
>>27078769
Sorry that we weren't helping you feed your weird fantasy?
That's all it is, this practically never actually happens>implying an abusive boyfriend would even let you see other guys if you tried to
>>27078719
Well uh, news flash, friendship and relationship are two very different things and logically evolves from lack of sexual attraction to one another. If you as a guy persist trying to get into a woman's pants through friendship, it's your own stupid fault. It's not going to work, niceguy.
>>27078728
>the friendship doesn't work
Then why be their friend?
I'm not asexual. I have a healthy libido, probably healthier than yours after you've deathgripped to guro for the 5th time today, but unlike yourself, I do have the self control and maturity to not make my life revolve around my dick. There are much, much more important things to concentrate on in life.
>>27078729
Best of both worlds, sure, though I prefer substance to a relationship before even considering sex.
>>27078735
You're a cool one, Metric.
>>27078865
Jokes on you, nobody's going to reblog your pic :)
>>27078878
>Well uh, news flash, friendship and relationship are two very different things and logically evolves from lack of sexual attraction to one another. If you as a guy persist trying to get into a woman's pants through friendship, it's your own stupid fault. It's not going to work, niceguy.
Wow you're a genius aren't you. I've been saying that no sane man wants to be FRIENDS with a girl. Neither do betas.
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>>27078868
why have you gone from no posting in weeks to a big influx of garbage
>>27078913
Finals are next week
You can figure the rest out from there, you're a smart cookie.
Also I nominated doj for the pic because ur a fgt and trying to use your oc to bully people ;-;
Sure thing, sweetie. I have a spare bed in the basement.
>>27078893
Then don't get a female friend. I literally don't care whether there's sanity involved or not. Don't be someone's friend if you don't want to be someone's friend. This is blatant retardation.
>>27078913
>garbage
Even realistically, metric's post content is better in quality to yours because at least she's providing her opinion, unlike you, who justs repeats the same low effort /b/ tier shitposts over and over again. At this point I don't think you even have an opinion on anything.
Know your place, vermin.
>>27078951
God bless you and all the other Australians Fritzl.
>>27078969
They're not their friends.
>>27078969
>actually responding to the selfimportant trip euphoria
dodgepls
if you suck my dick and choke on it
i will slap the living shit out of you aswell while railing your young pussy
>>27078878
>Then why be their friend?
You idiot it's miscommunication. The guy thought he could be friends with her first then he could go out with her.
> There are much, much more important things to concentrate on in life.
>People should have the same views as me
>Look at me, defending your honor dear fembot
>>27078868
>Abusive relationships are a myth made by "nice guys"
Sippin' on dat SJW Kool-aid, I see?
>>27079040
You're all filth
>>27079070
>abusive relationships don't exist because abusive boyfriends wouldn't ever let the victim go to other guy's houses
Okay then
>>27079040
Vermin has to be put down whenever it arises, otherwise you will have to deal with an infestation at a later point.
>>27079070
>The guy thought he could be friends with her first then he could go out with her.
Not miscommunication, but lack of life knowledge. Entirely their own fault. Stop crying about it.
I'm a guy.
when chad hits a girl its cool and she stays with him forever as his little cum slave, but when i hit a girl i'm pretty sure i would go to prison and get raped
>>27079040
>>27079104
>vermin
>implying either of you are relevant
>pretending your "opinions" actually hold any basis
you almost got me
>>27079104
>Not miscommunication, but lack of life knowledge. Entirely their own fault. Stop crying about it
To be fair this is how relationships start, though a relationship is also more than just bedding the girl.
>>27079118
Assuming she's his long-term partner and you're just socking some random bitch on the street, yes. Abusive relationships are funny like that; an abusive partner effectively trains the other to need them through whatever means. Control of freedom, money, etc.
>>27079104
>Not miscommunication, but lack of life knowledge. Entirely their own fault. Stop crying about it.
Not really, dude. People experience things differently from other people. One person could successfully dated their friend while the other didn't. It can't be entirely all the guy's fault for not understanding about relationships- something he had never experienced or even had the chance to.
>Im a guy
Why do I care? I called you a nu-male
>>27079102
That's not all abusive relationships, fuckface. She doesn't need to be always inside the house the be dominated and manipulated
>>27076926
It's your fault.
Find someone else to leech off.
>>27078641
> We as a specie are an advanced civilization. We aren't mindless animals whose sexual blah blah blah
Survival of the fittest is right. Women being naturally weaker, dumber, slower and less moral should be an underclass. They have contributed absolutely nothing to civilization. Now calm down and go wear your tampon you exploitative bitch.
>>27079228
>Assuming she's his long-term partner and you're just socking some random bitch on the street, yes. Abusive relationships are funny like that; an abusive partner effectively trains the other to need them through whatever means. Control of freedom, money, etc.
yeah i just think if i tried it it wouldn't go so well
>>27079387
> calm down and go wear your tampon you exploitative bitch.
Close. I'm a transgender women.
>>27079421
> tranny
Oh my mistake.
Now calm down and go play with your buttplugs, faggot.
>>27076926
>Have you reported him yet? Of course you can stay here, let me prepare the couch for you. You have to take some actions first thing in the morning though, at this point it's starting to feel like I'm enabling this destructive behavior of yours.
>>27079387
Hello, I am male. I have said this a million times.
I really wish the internet was off limits to the underaged so we wouldn't have to deal with absolute shitfests like yourself.
>>27076926
>Ask her if she's ok.
>''You don' t have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>>27079894
> weak comeback desu
Chill out tranny. Go dive into your collection of buttplugs or something.
>>27076926
ree!
that's obviously an allergic reaction or infection of sorts
plus, check out the file name
why do people always fall for stuff like this?
>>27078167
I hope you realise (shitpost or not) all women don't share the same personality
>>27078196
>girlfriend
This board is for homosexuals only, and I request that you turn off your computer or mobile device and seek out your girlfriend, then punch her in the lips. To go against these instructions will result in the shunning of the 4chan community
>>27078358
The most believable answer
