*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
You like Mistress's farts don't you?
Brap brap brap
Makin niggas fap
>>27123532
Not this fucking time
>>27157437
Shit fetish
NO "NO 3.26797385621% ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POST" BEYOND THIS POST!
>>27157830
Quite literally.
do girl farts smell as good as I think they do?
>>27157795
>>27157834
What are you talking about fampai
Original comment blox brap
Only anime girl farts are worthy.
>>27157795
I'm glad to see you posting a good actor from a great movie tonight instead of that dirty ape pearlman. If I was ruler of the planet, I'd make pearlman images illegal to own or distribute.
>>27157872
>If I was ruler of the planet,
Yeah buddy, but you ain't is you?
>>27157956
THIS IS A NO PEARLMANS ZONE
Yes mistress I love it when you do that. Degrade me with your scents and smother me in fart clouds! *nuzzles thigh of mistress*
>>27158059
Just this once.
Be warned, I have a harem of german au pairs trained in the deadly arts of crane style.
They like to kill men with skirted dutch ovens.
>>27157437
No. Girls who fart around me are crass and disgusting. It is literally only acceptable if you are ill.
>another femdom robot humiliation thread
why? do robots really get off getting treated like shit? why is that?
>>27158411
Thank you, 2.34456567.
>>27157437
>*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
What did she mean by this?
>>27158454
>do robots really get off getting treated like shit?
Well.
Maybe a life leading up to feeling like shit makes you think being treated like shit by something beautiful is the only feasible option for the likes of you.
To be degraded and defiled by something beautiful because you aren't capable or worth much of anything else.
>>27157437
nasty bitch you keep farting in my face like that, I'm gonna kancho that ass!
try me!
>>27157437
>Okay son, time to hop on that plane to our family tropical vacation! Double and triple-check your bags, now let's see...
>*BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPP-SCHPLORT*
>*PPPRRRRRNNNNFFFFFFT*
>Oh jeez Louise what was that? Did a tiny motorcycle just drive by? haha!
>>27158525
I got treated like shit my whole life by bitches and it just made ME wanna dominate them more. Maybe out of revenge. Maybe I'm just a a dormant sexual-sadist. Or maybe to re-establish my role as a member of the dominant sex. Who knows.
And usually with anal torture (funny, you get off on what comes OUT of her ass, I get off on shoving things IN her ass)
but I guess some bots are just different that way.
>>27158738
Coitus is for cretins.
That's what granmaw said.
>>27157856
Depends on what she eats.
My ex ate a bunch of Twizzlers once and her farts smelled like candy. It was awesome.
>>27158627
>*BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPP-SCHPLORT*
what the actual fuck faggots?
>>27158804
>>27157856
>be me
>be in college
>be sort of dating this girl in the same program as me
>we all go to South America for a month as part of our program
>be laying on a hammock one day during some of our time off
>"sup dude, I'm coming in"
>she gets into the hammock with me
>be comfy for a few minutes
>*PPPPPRRRRNNNFFFT-BLRB*
>wat
>she is laughing like a maniac
>she totally ripped ass
>our diet consisted mostly of rice and beans and questionable chicken
>immediately smells like a port-o-potty on the last day of music festival
>start to gag
>I flip the hammock over
>she's still laughing
>have to walk off into the jungle to get away from the smell
even when we were back in the first world she kept farting on me senpai
Thank you, but no. Hopefully now she's making a BRAPPP-poster happy.
>>27158948
That's the sound of when you just open up the window a bit to let some air out and all of your important documents go flying out
>>27158766
>coitus is for cretins
so how did she birth your mom/dad if coitus (i.e. sex) was so repulsive to her?
try farting now bitch!
>>27159103
Divine conception, i'm actually a demi-god of braap posting.
>>27158059
source me brother?
t.You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27158089
That's a good fart slave
*squeezes your head between my thighs
*BRRRRRRRMPH*
>>27159135
Removing those things must be the highlight of an ER doctor's day.
>>27159485
>tfw no girl to fart in your unawares yawning mouth
>>27158766
holy shit that's a great .gif
i'll save it and masturbate to it later
>>27159569
I never understand what the draw is of taking one to the mouth versus the nose.
I can't imagine it being any better than straight to the nose and held like a bong hit.
Brap is my favorite, and only liked, recurring meme on r9k.
May it never go away or grow old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc
>>27159521
seeing girls getting literal anal-trauma gets me off just as much as fartfags get off to girls blowing ass. Specially if it gets to the point of clinical intervention (i.e. getting rectal foreign bodies removed)
>dominant: gets off on putting things IN a girl's ass
>submissive: gets off on what comes OUT of a girl's ass
>>27159569
hey isn't that pic form that 80s movie "The Last Star Fighter"?
>>27159719
>related videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6Znrnfq4g
I am laughing so hard now nd making noises I've never made before in my life
>>27159752
>dominant: gets off on putting things IN a girl's ass
>submissive: gets off on what comes OUT of a girl's ass
Not necessarily the case. There's the whole "compelling a girl to fart and embarrass herself in front of you" angle, which appeals to dominant /braaaap/ enthusiasts
>>27159802
Oh, I forgot another great one. The girl has a "rule" where she's not allowed to fart alone (she has to hold it till she's around you) and then she has to ask permission whether she can.
Dick is diamonds...
>>27159802
makes sense. or the whole Jap fetish of forcing girls to shit or forcing them to hold it in after giving them enemas.
on that note; I used to love to fuck my ex-g/f in the ass but her usual complaints were how her sphincter was loosened-up afterwards and she would slip-out farts. It was gross but it turned me on, not cause of the farting but the effect my ponos had on her delicate pooper. Feels good man.
also another thing I've learned from that: girls burp when you butt-fuck them due the "back-door" being blocked for exiting gas.
fuck I never could find another anally submissive bitch like her. I miss her sometimes.
>>27159964
And then I suppose you'd only let her do so in an embarassing public place so she feels humilitiated, you cruel bastard.
>>27159640
>mouth versus the nose.
The nose is just 2nd base.
That's why.
>>27159103
Also if my one grandma birthed my mom and dad i'd be in a hell of a lot more trouble than I signed up for.
>>27159476
Tokyo Ravens
Haven't watched it but looks cute.
famalamajamamabumamahd bloxmuhcox nigga nigga nigga
>>27160114
Never done this but thanks for the idea.
>>27159802
>"compelling a girl to fart and embarrass herself in front of you" angle, which appeals to dominant /braaaap/ enthusiasts
>>27159964
>The girl has a "rule" where she's not allowed to fart alone
As if I needed another notch on my belt.
Damn, these are applicable practices here.
>tfw no girl to neg about her churning cauldron of a stomach, teasing her by asking if she needs some pepto bismol or something and laying my head on her stomach to listen and be close when she finally fails to hold it in and tease her more
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqIXWJBfno
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
>mfw teasing her about the stench and calling her gross, while casually fucking inhaling it like she's the one being odd.
>>27160336
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqIXWJBfno
No way.
Not in a thread of guys.
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
farting
thats pretty low
>>27160373
You might think that you'd like the really bad-smelling ones, but IRL I can tell you they're not as enjoyable.
The ones that smell like food are a lot better than ones that smell like...the parts of food that she doesn't need anymore. If you get what I'm driving at.
>>27160447
Many famous men in history have been /braaap/ bros, such as James Joyce and possibly Jonathan Swift. And of course the Marquis de Sade (poor role model though he be).
>>27158482
Hello /tv/ friend. What are you meaning by this today? Are you good?
>>27157634
love this video
>>27160401
It's not that hard to believe is it anon?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pT3AezMaXA
>>27160515
Mozart had a thing for farts and possibly shit too
who's your favorite brapster, r9k?
mine's sophia sylvan / sophie u luv
>>27160474
She's gotta be as hot as a fucking maniac.
I've worked the landfill with my father and his father before him.
My older brother is a plumber that's had be along with side jobs.
I.
Have smelled.
Some shit.
And a good amount of garbage delivered from the realms of low hell.
When I tell you I can withstand the smell I can withstand it.
But I will only go as far as that and enjoy it if she is attractive.
If she's ugly or fat i'll fall out of balance and fucking choke on my own vomit trying to escape, and in no good ways.
The desirability of a woman and her flatulence is in direct correlation in an exponential even ratio of her attractiveness.
>>27160604
And that ass is not well enough for any type of positive result.
>>27160604
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pT3AezMaXA
No you dirty fuck, that's man fart.
Someone get this hothead out of here.
>>27160642
I really enjoyed Iris Von Hayden's farting video until I figured out that the noises were all fake.
You'd think with an ass that fat she'd be able to actually fart loud.
jeIIy?
>>27160718
continued
blox12098
>>27160718
post the sequel faggot.
>>27160748
Fucker, I hope she gives you fatal pink eye and develops anal cancer.
>>27160717
>Iris Von Hayden
OLD
L
D
Fuck that, if I wanted to see sour old bags doing this- wait. I don't. I never will.
Why? Why 50+ women? what's wrong with you m9?
>>27160659
>>27160718
>>27160748
>>27160755
How the fuck do you find someone who's into this? I wouldn't even dare tell a girl that I'm into farts.
>>27160993
I like to think that most girls are into kinky stuff but they never admit it
I like watching girls fart but I don't think I actually like to smell a girls fart in person
>>27160805
You say old, I say peak of ripeness.
I like girls my age too but sometimes I like to mix it up. Different braps for different faps
>>27160993
You gotta look attractive I guess.
I've practiced by bantz in the darkness in the same pit ras al ghul tossed bane in.
Waiting for the time to rise up and prod girls about their farts and feel loved about it.
>>27161075
I guess.
>>27160993
Internet, I'd say.
I imagine it's a lot better to have a girl who REALLY likes to fart, versus one who just does it to get you off.
There are women who really enjoy farting, either as a kink or because it feels good. Or because they like to be a bit rude.
Finding one who just loved doing it and loved talking about it would be way better than one who just did it in front of you occasionally for your sake.
>>27161033
Even a nice-smelling one?
Some of them are really pleasant. If she eats a lot of veggies it smells like the produce section at the supermarket.
Heard from my ex-gf that when a classmate of hers he gave his gf a bunch of peach rings her farts smelled like peaches (or artificial peach flavor, whatever).
>>27161378
>Some of them are really pleasant. If she eats a lot of veggies it smells like the produce section at the supermarket.
You guys are so fucking disgusting, holy shit.
>>27161275
Literally no females enjoy actual farts, you stupid virgin.
>>27161448
Says the animu poster.
>>27161448
Nobody's forcing you to smell cute girls' produce farts so I don't see why it bugs you.
>There are big belly girl out there RIGHT NOW with gurgly gassy bellies and you're not resting your head on it while she lets them rip
What did I do to deserve such a fate
>>27161687
It's a really great feeling to have your hand on a girl's belly when she tenses her abdominal muscles like she's trying to force one out.
Even if she doesn't actually fart, just the feeling of her tensing her muscles. Man. It's fantastic.
>>27161585
>says the fart inhaler
>>27161604
It doesn't bother me too much, it's just so pathetic. I love these threads because I see people even more pathetic than autistic anime fans like myself.
Even Chad would be ridiculed for liking gas injections up his nose.
>>27161785
What do your farts smell like, lad? I'd inhale them.
>>27161785
>Even Chad would be ridiculed for liking gas injections up his nose.
The late James Joyce loved it when his wife farted in his face. I don't see anyone ridiculing him.
He got to have amazing sex with a real woman who made him feel really good.
I don't think the fact that 100 years later some cartoon fan on a Rhodesian windsurfing BBS would call him a loser mattered to him when he was in the throes of ecstasy.
>>27161886
James Joyce was a fucking nerd with an ugly wife, in case you've forgotten.
You butt-huffers are fucking hilarious. Literally the only thing more pathetic is pure cuckoldry, but you fart-suckers probably love that shit too.
>>27161991
>James Joyce was a fucking nerd
He was one of the greatest writers of the 20th century.
>with an ugly wife
Maybe to you, to me she was a total qt3.14.
>>27162008
If there's one thing I hate more than fartmasters, it's postermodernists.
You can take that JJ muhdublin bullshit and shove it up your ass, you fucking trumpet-snifter.
If I ever meet Pinecone, I'm going to fuck his old ass up and tie him to a goddamned oil drum labeled 000000 and light it on fire, and in front of him he'll have a radio tuned to a random AM station that plays doo-wop bee-boop or whatever the fuck station has the dumbest lyrics to the corniest music.
>>27162080
Have you read even ONE of the stories in Dubliners?
I'm a magnanimous guy so I'll introduce you to some real literature. Maybe you could use it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9tMtsSW1HY
>fart fetish
Jesus, how pleb can you get?
>>27162161
Joyce was a fucking hack, just like every postmodernist after him.
>dubliners
wew
>>27162197
>panini
Jesus, how pleb can you get?
>>27162307
If he wasn't a good writer, you'd be able to explain why, rather than just ragging on him because you don't like the fact that he liked farts.
>>27161991
>cuckoldry
Break yourself, don't you ever compare me to no cuck.
>>27162345
Panini is top bun
peteuse is my brapfu
>>27163409
I like her sister (Babushka) a little more.
>>27163429
Babushka's great
I actually still really like Lizzy even though she's looking a little crypt keeper at this point. Can't fault someone for getting older; oh well.
>tfw watch tons of fart fetish videos
>don't actually have a fart fetish
>they just make me laugh because I'm a retarded manchild
>nobody will ever believe me
>>27163448
I like older women and personally I can't wait to see if Lizzy is still doing this 10 years from now.
where do you guys watch this stuff?
inb4 eroprofile
>>27163578
true
>>27163597
bing is actually good for that stuff, the land of no moms...
>>27163597
Eroprofile. Sorry bro.
I also at one point found some REALLY old vids (from like 1999) of some British women (Ness and Lucy) farting and singing Jingle Bells. Can't remember where I found the video.
It was awesome. Sadly I think the video is no more.
>>27163715
>tfw netporn.nl has been gone for years
>>27162427I actually don't even give a shit about his fart fetish, I think it's a riot, and his fart letters are some of my favorite things ever. The fact that he thinks he could pick Nora's farts out of a room of farting women fills me with joy. I just don't want to read any of his shit after forcing myself to read Gravity's Rainbow. I actually like a lot of postmodernist writing (Dhalgren and Infinite Jest are great), but given the similarities I've read about between Ulysses and GR makes me highly reluctant to touch any of his work. I hate Pynchon and his schizophrenic lyrical bullshit so much I want to puke.
>>27163715>>27163695
>>27163597
>Eroprofile
>no moms...
Disdain for plebs.
>>27163538
Ye not guilty.
I believe you.
>>27163968
you can't just say that and not tell us the better alternatives. especially after I'm sharing my messages
>>27163750
They played their part.
Though there are other havens.
>pornative
>saff.cc
>fart-garden
>girlfartingblogspot
>yfw YT has almost better content than most places
>last but not least,me https://mega.nz/#F!8ItChShJ!M7WgcbAb120S0akDJE3lbA
>>27164002
You are a vile flaunting thing.
Why should I amicably reward a man so treacherous.
Post new Brap banter.
Ask her if she would be willing to dutch oven or hot box you.
this is how I imagine it'll go down if any of you madmen actually get a girl to fart on you
>>27164104
She's at work
and she has
She has all her best farts in the morning, and her period farts are really vile and eggy, but still loud and squealing. One morning she woke me up with a really loud one and told me she bet it still smelled, so I dove under the covers. She asked me how it was, and I told her it really stinks. She says, "hold on," I feel her tense up, and she blasts one a few inches from my face. I moan and thank her, she says "I probably have more, just wait." and so for the next five or so minutes I'm down there getting blast after blast of hot, sulphuric period farts. When I resurfaced, she complained about the blast of smell that came with me when I opened the blanket.
>>27164262
you are fucking depraved m8
>>27164288
at least it doesn't hurt anybody.
>>27164201
lmfao ahahahahah
>>27164201
>Face near the axe wound
Obviously a fucking sobbering oaf pleb.
>not having her casually sitting on your lap or spooning you just in case you're nervous
>not conditioning your dick to be in line with your mind by letting her tickle and vibrate your junk before you smell it to have a pavlovian response of arousal
Not that you'd need to if you weren't a fake.
>>27164262
You are living the dream, man.
>>27164338
I immediately recognized my nigga frank cho
>>27164064
based, thanks for the link
Glad BRRRAAAP Posting is taking off, Hopefully in a year it will be acceptable to like to watch girls poop as well.
>tfw light scat fetish where I like watching girls poop or just poop into mouth
>Like to watch hidden toilet cams ans imagine them pooping in my mouth
Hate scat where people rub shit on eachother, So gross.
If fart fetishes are reasonably common, why do you suppose burp fetishes are so rare?
>>27164262
Nah fuck I don't want your stories.
I want to read anecdotal logged evidence.
I need to be mentally prepared to cut your head off like highlander out of envy.
>>27164395
It's not as stigmatized or taboo.
>>27164395
I like burps and farts both.
>>27164395
>burp fetishes
They aren't. They're just as common just less demonized.
Think about how many girl burp jokes you see in television or movies or any other fiction and media before you do farts, it's higher brow than fart, but low enough for a lol it's "that" kind of girl. Not a "eughhh jesus christ what's wrong with this girl" gag.
In my mind belchfags have it worse.
Fucking girls who get too comfortable have no problem burping variously quietly or loudly before they even think about how embarrassing a fart is.
In public too. Those guys are fucked depending on their threshhold. It'll be bonercity if they've got no tolerance in the wrong place.
>>27164423
I'd call you strange but I mean
>>27164370
I cut your work out for you. But you have to dig in those sites for your own taste, that was a starter pack accumulated over a few favorites.
Saff and blogspot are going through this disgusting phase where some cheeky bastard posted links to landwhales for the past 3 weeks.
Get past those marks to look at some of the more mediocre-better content.
>have a cold
>cuddling with bf
>usually big spoon but little spoon in this instance
>cough and fart on his junk
>he doesn't get hard
Why was I disappointed by this?
>>27164540
You, fuckin dick.
Post pantied ass.
>>27164594
every girl deep down desires a fartfag
they love being able to be gross around someone they love
farts happen during sex, it's inevitable. they want someone who's just going to fuck them even harder.
>>27164612
haha no can do mate, sorry
>>27164594
He's shooting blanks that's why.
No lead in his pencil.
>have a cold
>flu farts?
fucking stop
what the fuck is the point
>>27164731
it's taboo, it shows she's comfortable around you, it's a hot girl acting gross and real. for some people there's the shame and femdom aspect too.
>Gf doesn't want to fart when I'm around and gets really embarrassed even if I don't hear or smell it
>Runs the shower so I can't hear her poop, after having not done so the first time, audibly shrieking thinking the splash was audible (it wasn't) and then turning it on
>don't think it'd get me off but kind of want to feel her fart against my cock anyways and maybe sit beside her and hold her hand while she poops
>>27164905
haha that fucking druids face gets me every goddamn time
>>27164905
>sit beside her and hold her hand while she poops
I bet you imagine her squeezing your hand tight and looking up at you with big teary doe eyes because she's constipated and it hurts.
And she bites her lower lip and makes cute little grunts as she struggles and pushes.
>>27164613
I have never farted during sex. Just queefed. Do fartfags enjoy queefs?
>>27164938
>Do fartfags enjoy queefs?
no.
>>27164938
I don't mind them, but I don't go in for them SPECIFICALLY
my girl used to be embarrassed about them until i told her it was like burping after a good meal.
once in a while if i'm already really turned on they'll turn me on even more
i hate the word "queef" though.
>>27164938
I love 'em. Can you do it whenever you want, or only during sex?
>>27164957
You can't speak for all of us, man.
>>27164957
Is that Tetsuo's face?
>>27164934
I don't think she gets constipated. One time I walked in on her pooping and she had a really focused, sort of angry expression but overall she's normally very quick. Her toilet is too tall and I think that makes it unsuitable for vacating bowels because of the angle of the hip when sitting on it.
So maybe the squeezing my hand part, but not the teary eyes. Maybe just rosey embarrassedfacecheeks, and a little bit of deep exhaling plus little "eeps" whenever there's a splash because it's embarrassing
>>27164957
What about "farts" that aren't caused by digestive processes and rather air being pushed into the rectum. Like a queef but actually from the butt.
>>27158482
It's the sound of the A-10 Warthog Aircraft
>>27164966
Queefing is weird. During sex, it's almost always the males fault. Tried explaining this to an ex who would constantly fill me with air, but he couldn't seem to correct it.
>>27164973
I can do it whenever I want. Last time I tried I could, at least. Haven't tried in a while.
>>27165101
>I can do it whenever I want.
V...Vocaroo?
>>27165101
my last two gfs have queefed prolifically after doggystyle.
>>27165101
>it's almost always the males fault
>refuses to do kegels
Standard femininsm.
>>27165151
Haha I'm actually tempted but my walls are very thin. I can hear my (female) neighbor fart. I don't want to live with her hearing me intentionally queef.
>>27165000
>air being pushed into the rectum
Pushed?
Only thing that would do that is anal sex or a bike pump.
I can understand sucking in air, but pushed is just as stoopid as queefs as well.
I had a bad experience with vagina like that teeth movie, but I ain't no qyeer
It's girl farts from the butt or nowhere.
>>27165214
Fair enough I suppose...
> I can hear my (female) neighbor fart
Is she cute? >.>
>>27161785
HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
>Tfw ex always told me one day she'd try to light a fart in front of me
>Never did
>>27157437
I'd let Sasha Foxxx and Remy LaCroix shit on me.
>>27165840
the farts of our exes...
my first girlfriend had really loud, deep ones that didn't smell
second had tiny quiet ones that smelled
third one has big, fat, long ones that stink up the room
I feel like I hit the jackpot.
>>27165936
Maybe close.
Jackpot-tier is a girl who *loves* to fart, talk about farting, and will surprise you with one right to the face when you're doing your homework.
>mistress
Thats a hairy mans ass
Either way fart fetishists are same level of retard as sonic foot fetish diaper shrinkage transformation ballbusting forever tied up vore
>>27166055
>Either way fart fetishists are same level of retard as sonic foot fetish diaper shrinkage transformation ballbusting forever tied up vore
Who gives a damn? You only live once and people should enjoy pleasure.
>>27166055
>sonic foot fetish diaper shrinkage transformation ballbusting forever tied up vore
kek'd hard
>>27166038
that's what she does. she even has those "I <3 to fart" panties.
>>27159068
this thread is special
>>27166123
>that's what she does. she even has those "I <3 to fart" panties.
Oh my god dude. You had better make this relationship last.
>>27166203
I'm holding on to her my man.
>tfw thinking about farts turns you on, but actual farts turn you off
>>27166705
Why? Is it the smell?Lack of solids?
>>27166705
>tfw sister used to fart around you.
>she used to fart on you.
>get older
>would hide in certain rooms to listen to her fart
>once she got up and left you would go in smell where she farted
>you would also smell her panties and jerk off in her bed.
God I wish she hadn't moved out.
>>27166797
YOu jagged fuck is this you? I've been lookign for you.
>>27166814
Top fucking kek. It is.
Nice to know someone saved my posted.
>>27166797
What is it about a girl leaning to fart that's so sexy?
The lean, my god.
>>27166917
every time my girlfriend farts she'll lift one cheek up and screw up her face. it's so sexy.
>>27166917
>>girl brain
>ugh I have to fart
>This is gross but I might as well make it comfortable for myself
I think it's something along that vein. You subconsciously perceive that thought process from what you're seeing.
>>27166962
>>27166917
God this makes me miss my ex. She used to find my fart fetish gross, but she warmed up to it. She would fart around me and even when were cuddling she would fart on my dick.She would send me snapchats of her shits. God it was hot.
I'm sad now. I don't think I'll ever meet a girl like her.She also sat on my face once.
>>27167086
>that first spoiler
Where did you find her and do they make more?
>>27167446Met her in college.
I think she sent them more as a joke, considering her shits were not human. For a girl that was like 5'2 - 5'3. I don't know how she pulled it off.
>and do they make more?
I have no clue, I struck a goldmine. But that goldmine collapsed.Plus her farts were just the worst, especially with certain foods. But were arousing.
She could clear out a room, but I just sat there getting hard.
>>27167540
>Plus her farts were just the worst, especially with certain foods. But were arousing.
>She could clear out a room, but I just sat there getting hard.
>"OH. My dick!"
So if you guys heard a girl fart in public, would you actually get turned on?
>>27167866
Who fucking knows.
I'm not naive enough to not at least anticipate the chance my whole life has been a lie and this is something I only cherish in fantasy.
I won't ever really find out though so it's a quantum mechanic of degeneracy.
Schrodinger's fart.
>>27167786
I really hope I can meet a girl like her again. Not so much for my fart and scat fetishes. But more so that she feels comfortable just being herself around me.She also burped too. Which also got me slightly hard.
>>27167866
>would you actually get turned on?Yes. Yes. I would.
>>27167866
Uh, yeah.
>>27167941
See, I think this is because your standards are so high. You want the farts of the top 10% of women
whereas guys like me are pretty happy with those of the top 80% or thereabouts.
>>27167941
FYI Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove that macro events are not determined by the indeterminate nature of quantum ones. A cat cannot be dead and alive at the same time. It's an intentionally preposterous thing.
The more you know.
>>27167987
>want the farts of the top 10% of women
>your standards are so high.
I dunno man. Benchmark me.
>>27168042
Already did with Iris.
>>27168159
THAT'S your indication I want the top 10%?
>>27168214
Okay, fine.
Sabrina Dacos.
I know I probably touched a nerve but get real.
You said it yourself she uses sounds edited in, and the bat looks old as Methuselah.
I won't go on a wild goose chase to rate a woman who's appearance i'm not even familiar with.
Post.
>>27168263
A pic of her, I aim to see about your "test".
>>27168298
She never shows her face, but here.
http://sabrina-dacos.tumblr.com/
If you had the opportunity to have her fart in your face I bet you'd turn her down 'cause of her roasties.
Am I wrong?
>>27168346
>https://sabrina-dacos.tumblr.com/
>click on the link
>greeted by a gaping roastie vagina.
>mfw
>>27168346
"models" usually stop after giving birth
>>27168365
You were warned.
>>27168365
>>click on the link
>>greeted by a gaping roastie vagina.
>>mfw
Thanks
>>27168346
Buddy I ain't even gonna open that.
Your benchmark has been denied and disqualified for being a twist.
Your test means tits now, you are a confirmed troublemaker.
>>27168383
>You were warned.
Wasn't expecting that senpai.
>>27168396
>Thanks
No problem m8.
>>27168396
And this is why you will never get a girl to fart in your face.
To turn down an amazing blast just because the girl about to do it has roasties
It blows my mind, honestly.
>>27168466
What part of
>>27165258
>I had a bad experience with vagina like that teeth movie, but I ain't no qyeer
didn't you get?
You betrayed my trust and used it as a vehicle to shill your own taste in slaggy old/used women.
I have no elitist top 10%, you'd know that if you checked out my stash. You're soapboxing.
I specifically said the degree of which this fetish is supported is directly related to attractiveness. Why bother if I recoil at the sight of them like a vampire and garlic.
The women I prefer may not have to be immaculate but shit, is it too ironic to have standards?
>>27168470
Okay. New test then.
Post one of the women you'd consider at the absolute lowest end of what you deem attractive.
>>27168431
Sorry you had to take the hit on that one, here's compensation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrKM2HcRnLM
https://vine.co/v/imtYi179xZw
From more public sources that so many are ignorant of.
Fucking shit man, i've got a motherfucking blacklist.
You want models I think are on the absolute no fly list?
>>27168504
>https://vine.co/v/imtYi179xZw
That fine. Made me hard again. Damn it Anon, I was just about to go bed now I may have to fap again.
>>27168544
Fuck.
I meant to say Vine. Well. I think it's time to sleep.Maybe in 15 minutes.
>>27168504
>Fucking shit man, i've got a motherfucking blacklist.
>You want models I think are on the absolute no fly list?
Not him, I'm the other guy (your adversary at the moment)
but yes. Show me some farting models that you wouldn't want to cuddle while they whined about how much their stomachs hurt.
>>27168486
Shit I'm really fucking up.
How bout I start with visual proof of some shit some jaggof tried to foot around.
Fucking christ, who ever this moses split stinking horse is.
That dog faced kinky kristi slagger.
Who else, that Veronica steam bitch who looks like she's built like a truck loading sacks of mud.
Damn, there are uglier girls, but the ones who really annoy me are the ones who are actually attractive but have horrible traits, like autist level compulsion to make stupid jokes in sing songy voices from a script killing the whole scene.
I'm starting to hate the whole "production" aspect of this shit all together.
Because it's too many pic related slags who think a camera and filming themselves eating beans is 10/10 shit.
But I guess they aren't wrong since there are guys like you defending them, assuring them an indefinite audience.
Look at that vine.
She uploads shit like that weekly probably.
For fun.
This slag charges $30 probably on a site that she barely knows how to use and none to good either.
/rant
>>27168587
Also that GratedP bitch, she looks like shrek.
And not in a good way.
In fact i'm doing him a disservice by the comparison.
>27168588
>Look at that vine.
What vine?
>>27168630
That vine >>27168544
