>take a huge, painful shit
>bleed my ass out
>take a picture to start a /r9k/ thread
>phone slips out of my hand into the shit and blood filled abyss
>>27623637
its like a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>27623637
Now that's what I call shitty luck
xD
>reach for water jug not paying attention
>its piss jug
>kiss the piss
Aw man that's hella sucks iv had some close calls in the bath tub lately
>that feel when holding shit in until you can no longer do so
>that feel after you practically shit your guts out
It might as well be diarrhea, but that is some of the most satisfyingshitI have ever experienced.
Still wish I didn't have to shit though.
>replacing the water tank on a water cooler in an office building I work at
>reach down and screw in one of my poop jugs from home by accident
