>tfw you'll never be abducted by aliens
Just meet a nerdy girl and accompany her to a convention and you pretty much get the experience.
go to bed grant
>tfw alien abducts you
>alien reads your mind
>alien genetically engineers the perfect waifu for you
>tfw they cuck you with it
AYY LMAO
As long as they're not the malevolent ones I'm fuckin riding the mother ship and never comng back
>>27623351
why would an alien travel millions of light years just to cuck a neet?
>>27623852
>cuck
>a neet
Cuck a wagie maybe but the aliens would only respect NEETs for their ambition and genuine free will.