>had a dream that I fucked a horse

gay desu senpai stop posting whenever

>>24773819
>implying the holocaust happened
I dreamed about dying in a car accident. It was really vivid, and when I died this creepy demon appeared in front of me. Ever since I constantly get dreams of being in hell. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was in a room with this metal table covered in blood and I guess it was used to torture people.

I had a dream i fucked my mom when i was like 14

I dreamed once about the sexual abuse my brother did to me when I was like 5 or 6. I wanted to hurt myself so bad after that.

>>24773819

Are you a jew, op?

>>24774371
nein (for some reason 4chan is saying that my commments are not original so i'm gonna add this bunch of text idk)

Weirdest dream i've ever had most likely
>have a bag of weed
>no idea how much, never smoked
>decide to get high
>take out a tray of some sort and pour the weed onto it
>take a lighter and light up the weed on the tray
>put face really close to the fumes to get high
>somebody opens the door
>hide tray under the bed
>wake up
Am I autistic or something?

Every time I take diphenhydramine I have a dream about the girl I love. At this point, they're not even good dreams anymore. She always tries to avoid me. But it's the only time I see her anymore.

I had a weird and fucked up one last week actually. I dreamt I was doing lewd things a little girl (not sure what exactly though), then someone walked in and I woke up in a panic. It makes me super uncomfortable. I'm not even a pedophile. I feel like scum just thinking about having a dream like that, even scummier about the dream itself. Why the fuck would I dream this? Do I often have them and just don't remember? I've been seriously considering getting help from someone about it somehow.

I regularly have dreams where my high school and some other place I've been to recently have been fused together into a new school building. Weird shit can happen in this building.

>taking a shit in massive bathroom stall the size of my room
>someone 7 feet tall walks in, looks over my stall's walls
>"Dude can you hurry up? I have to use the bathroom too you know."
>tell him to go find another bathroom on another floor
>"What the fuck dude? What are you talking about?"
>finish up, leave without wiping or washing hands
>wander around 4 identical floors and finally walk into a classroom
>no lectures going on as per usual in the dream school

Here's a nice dream:
> be me
> huge beta loser
> on day 400 of no fap
> in a strip club
> hot chicks everywhere
> 9/10 blonde chick, and a 9/10 brown chick in a turquoise dress
> realize i'm dreaming
> try and imagine that the brown check is naked
> doesn't work
> the blonde chick disappears
> try and make the brown chick get nude
> doesn't work
> some guys appear out of nowhere (RKO)
> they offer to suck me off
> say no immediately bc not a fag
> can't find the chicks anywhere
> tell 1 guy he can jerk me off for a few seconds because a guy has gotta nut
> he does, and i cum a small amount
> wake up
> in a hotel room with my family for vacation
> tons of cum down my leg
> was sharing a sofabed with my brother
> god fucking damnit
> wake up again
> for real this time
> no cum anywhere
> realize i was only dreaming the entire time
> still a nofap beta loser
> not sure whether to an hero or call in sick next day at work

>>24775406
men are naturally attracted to young girls, it's just society tells us not to be. There's a reason why they start ovulating as young as 10

>>24775741
Y-yeah, but 10 would probably be too high of a guess for the girl in my dream. 6 or 7 would probably be closer. If she were post-puberty, I wouldn't worry so much about it. And it started as me playing with her like anyone would with a small child, then became all fucked up. I'm ashamed and scared this could be something I've been hiding from myself and I'm a worthless pedo in addition to all my other faults. I mean, I've never even looked at lolicon, so why was I enjoying myself so much?

As a kid, I had frequent dreams of being beaten my by father.
>mfw he did when I was 1 and I only ever saw him in pictures

I have't had any nightmares or bad dreams in 5+ years. Maybe more.
Is this normal?

>>24775406
>>24776024
You should use that for lucid dreaming. Whenever you start touching the leli, you will know it's not real, then just go through a door and fuck a woman.

But really, I know you're scared and all, but realize it was probably just a one time thing. You care going to become a pedo just because you had a loli dream. Trust me, you tend to realize you're not normal pretty quickly with that one, and dreams are the weakest evidence. If you don't feel any attraction to them in real life, you aren't a pedo, and you are unlikely to just spontaneously become one.

>>24773819
Autism dream anyone?
>Win tickets to an amusement park
>Instantly there
>Walk up to a bumper car line and wait
>Standing next to Shaggy and Scooby
>Finaly my turn
>Enter what appears to be a rollercoaster now
>Still under a small bumper car roof
>Fruits in the track
>Every time we run into them the track changes, twists, and morphs
>Ride ends, Shaggy and Scooby start laughing
>wake up

>>24773819
Does anyone dream about killing people and how horrible it is but then realize it's a dream and then kill the person because it doesn't matter?

>>24773819

I once had a dream I was having sex with a girl, then I woke up still a virgin

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>>24773819
>last night
>sliding down snowy mountain, grabbing automatic weapons left in the snow
>had just shot the people that were carrying the weapons
>crew of soldiers at my back
>shoot my way past soldiers and zombies
>jump into a cathedral type area, spinning, shooting a zombie in the head
>hear voice
>look over at a woman, who is now speaking, getting off the ground
>it's Jennifer Lawrence, making a speech as if I'm not there
>looks like pic related, her demeanor is intense
>advancing at me
>my gun is gone, grab a short knife from the dead zombie
>lunge at her, she is still speaking
>saying something about "him" and how he "had no concern for the effects of his actions"
>stabbing at her face, she keep speaking
>feel need to kill her, I tackle her down
>slice at her face, it's like she's made of steel
>nothing but the skin tears, can't do more damage
>she keeps speaking, total disregard for me
>her face gets real intense, and her voice booms in my head, she stares me in the eyes
>jab the knife into her right eye, it sticks, she screams
>push it in slowly, she's lying under me, screaming
>finally burrow it into her brain, she goes motionless, quiet
>reset, do it again

It was like I was running through a simulation. I think there was supposed to be some final boss, but I did this sequence twice before I woke up. I even had the sort of inkling in the dream that it was a simulation/game. So fucking weird.

Was a while ago, remember it well.

>Be underground or in some stone building
>Im in a tall, dome like cage
>In a circular room, a bunch of dark passageways everywhere
>Hear a man talking about that my only options are going to be to try and fight, run, or just die.
>Opens the cage, I hear a shriek and I start running
>Turn back, tall figure with skin over sunken eye sockets
>Big ass smile, no lips
>oshit
>Run
>It gains on me quickly
>Wake up

>almost never remember dreams
>woke up today to one of my few good friends bleeding to death in my arms
well isn't that just sweet

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I had a dream when I was maybe 10 about me in a dim lit room taking a nap on some gross couch. I wake up with some guy in a recliner leaning forward and watching me. He was wearing a flannel button up for some reason. He sees that I'm awake and stands up and leans in front of me but I never saw his face. I pass out again.

I thought it was real and half expected to be in that room when I woke up. I don't remember a lot of dreams but that one randomly stuck with me. Whenever I think about it it makes me think I was kidnapped and this guy was the one who took me.

>got a pencil
>it's a special pencil from a select group of people
>it's almost a stub
>am insulted in my dream

then i slowly navigated my way around a pillar. fuck, i'm even boring in my dreams now.

Some /x/ tier shit right here:

>be me
>have planned suicide in a few days
>hanging out with the familia
>dad tells me that he had a dream
>in the dream me and my dad were in a car
>while driving, a snake pops out of nowhere in the car
>attacks me and kills me
>slithers away
>dad wakes up

I am losing my fucking shit right now, this can not be a coincidence.

>decide to walk to New York city
>get lost and end up in Las Vegas

hmmm

I had a dream about ISIS.

>isis buys home next to mine
>isis takes a bunch of people hostage in that house
>police try to rescue hostages.
>isis is throwing grenades out and hitting the cops
>also sending out suicide labrador retrievers
>police can't do anything because of hostages
>shoot and kill dogs
>im watching all of this happen from my room on the 2nd story of my house
>at the end the police kill the isis dudes
>the hostages come out and they're all chanting "allahu ackbar" or however you spell it
>they were fake hostages and actual isis converts used as bait.

I've had a few rounds of sleep paralysis since becoming single in the last few months. In the past I've rarely had sleep paralysis but it most often happens to me when I'm sleeping alone.

Last night was one. I was sleeping on my side and had that full body tingle feeling, and then some kind of big snake lay across me and around me. It was extremely comfortable.

>all these interesting dreams
all of mine are boring
at least I became lucid a few nights ago and made out with the grill I fucked up with as a 14 year old