I DID IT GUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT 32YO AND I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT AND HAD SEX WITH A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY WANTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24772974
So what, you want a party?
Good job tho.
>>24772974
>lost virginity at 32years old
Congrats bro now every adult will laugh when they hear this
congratz dude, im happy for you anon.
>>24772974
now it's time to wake up
>>24772974
I had sex a week after my 18th birthday, I'm now 30.
You can never leave r9k you silly frogposter
objectively worse than being a wizard
>>24772974
congrats op you give me hope because i'm almost 30 and still tfw no gf virgin
Tell the story you faggot
>Letting succubi drain your mana
I guess that's what you deserve for being a kuckmaster
>>24772974
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY...
>FUCK YOU LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh okay fair enough.
>lost virginity at 32 years old
PfftAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24773254
>normie
Plz any adult would look at OP like a complete subhuman once they found out when he lost his virgninity.
Now you've had a taste of it, the craving gets worse
>>24773295
I lost mine at 26
>>24772974
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>24772974
I lost mine at 16to an uggo. Really not that hard when you abandon standards.
>>24772974
Good for you, OP. Good for you. Hope I can make a similar post in the future.
Now get outta here you fucking normie.
you are the normie-wiz master race
bow to you
I lost mine at 13 to some slut
>girl says her dad isn't home, invites me over
>she lives on other edge of my city, so take cab there
>by the time i get there, her dad has gotten home
>but that's ok, she says he's inside playing computer games
>there's a spot next to her house, where there's a gate that leads to her backyard, very narrow pathway because houses are close like pic related
>we go inside the gate where it's dark and nobody can see (this was at night)
>she gives me a blowjob there and rides me on the grass, i end up blowing in her mouth
the joys of tract housing desu
>>24772974
Damn OP, congrats
There's still hope for us.
Really good to hear that OP, I hope you continue finding happiness. I lost mine at 17 to a qt but we all go through different paths in life and trust me I'm not any happier now than if I were still a virgin
>>24772974
I don't believe you tbqh.
>>24773886
Tract housing is the most soulless thing in this world actually, but good on you anyway :^)
>>24772974
gj op tbqh :^)
Dats gr8 pham, I ain't gona wait until I'm 32 though.
>>24772974
>I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT 32YO AND I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT
green text you legend you
35 years old and wizard, speaking (well, writing, but you know).
I am very, very jealous of you. If I met you in person, I'd probably beat you death out of jealousy (not really, but a little hyperbole is good for the soul).
Congratulations and godspeed out of a situation that is contemptible by any estimation. There is nothing worse than being a wizard. Nazi war doctors are held in higher esteem than wizards, and were probably happier despite their monstrous sins (and, when executed for war crimes, could at least go to their graves not being virgins).
I would like to say our tale has given me hope. But in my case, I gave up hope a long time ago.
>>24772974
I'm genuinely happy for you, OP! Congrats!
29yo soon to be wizard here. I hope I will escape that sad fate just like you did.
>>24772974
that's nice
I'm still waiting at 22, and I can feel the 25+ women and single mom's from my highschool circling
someone let out the secret that I got a couple interviews at (Big Tech Company) and I can feel them coming like sharks to take my wizardry, money, and heart
>>24774350
I believe in you wizard master! :D
>>24772974
you did it breh! thanks jackie chan
>>24774013
Thanks, brah. I've probably been with like 500 women now, but I'll never forget that first time.
>>24772974
>I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT 32YO
Awesome, dude! Congratu...
>AND I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT AND HAD SEX WITH A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY WANTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...ha, ha, you almost had me. Nice one.
>>24772974
>FUCK YOU LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they always come back
I'm a 31 year old wizard, but I'm not trying to change that. I'm 100% opposed to casual sex, and I'm not capable of being in a relationship (and there's nobody here who I'd even want to be in a relationship with).
If you think a girl will solve your problems you really haven't learned anything.
RUN
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE
Jk, seeya tomorrow faggot.
But, aren't you sad about losing your magic powers? You can never use magic, ever again...
>>24773443
I used to hit on ugly girls all the time and I was fit, 5'11, and dressed well. It still never worked, probably because I'mIndian american
