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I got a match on tinder for the first time in over a year. What
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I got a match on tinder for the first time in over a year. What should I say? She's cute as fuck so she may be a bot. That happened last time.
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>>24773256
She uses fat girl camera angles. Still okay.
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She's either a bot or a completely vapid slut. Don't waste your time.

Also
>using Tinder
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At first glance I thought she was touching the tip of a black cock
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>>24773334
I'm about to give up on it. It's just shit all the time. I only match with bots.
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What should I say, guys? Something funny but also exposes her if she's a bot.
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Muh laydee I'm feeling euphoric as I'm an atheist aspy
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>>24773423
''What's your favorite Swans album?''
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I tend not to give much of a fuck after a few minutes.
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>>24773334
>hating tinder
>hating on sluts

It's like you hate getting laid
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>>24773656
>implying even sluts will match with true robots
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>>24773631
you're better of using a site like OKCupid honestly
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>first match in a YEAR
>girl is at least above average
>actually thinks there may be a possibility that this girl isnt a bot/accidentally swiped you
you're a fucking retard
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>>24773669
Sure. It was only today I was talking to this chick at work about how I quit my last job due to drama with my exgf boss when she stated, and I quote, "I don't think any guy is really unattractive. I'd fuck anybody if I had a reason. Oh and if I was single."

You have no excuses.
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>>24773631
lmao can that be any more beta? the bitch already knows shes pretty because she probably gets 50+ likes on her fb and instagram pics with multiple comments. by saying she's too pretty to be real makes her think she's above you and therefore will be less attracted to you.
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>>24773794
>implying women do what they say
actions speak louder than words motherfucker. no ugly guys get success on tinder
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>>24773840
I'm not an attractive guy anon, and I get action on tinder all the time
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>>24773898
post face otherwise you're lying or delusional
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>>24773946
I'm a fat bastard with a shitty camera but here you go
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>>24773256

How the fuck do you guys manage to get so few matches on tinder?

I literally gave 0 fucks while making my profile, chose shitty pictures and took a crap on my profile info.

That was 2 days ago and i have over 20 matches.
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>>24774083
dude message her back, you could be her type
talk about tendies or whatever bitches like
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>>24774083
>white
>fashionable haircut
>symmetrical face with no abnormalities other than slightly chubby
sure you're "ugly" mate
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>>24774083


LITERALLY CHAD

GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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