>tfw a robot like Buddy the Elf was able to get Zooey Deschanel as a girlfriend
is there any reason to live?
>>24773516
It's a movie, you fucking retard.
>>24773516
>Hollywood fiction
The caring beta male always gets the girl in movies.
>>24773516
She looks 1000x better with blond hair desu senpai
because he was funny , weird ( read: not creepy) , confident , and strangely charismatic in a way. all it took was to be raised from birth for decades away from the human race to achieve his state of happiness. huh...
>>24773636
Should I walk in on a qt while she's singing in the shower? That'll be funny
Blonde Zooey is best Zooey
>>24773516
buddy the elf is really tall though so it makes sense
>>24773636
This. Buddy was just a socially stunted Chad.
It was a fucking movie, dude.
>>24774270
No way I thought it was based on true events!
Buddy was a shit movie.
Christmas Vacation master race.
Is this the nu-robot now? Becoming jealous of fucking movie characters?
Fuck this I'm going back to church.
>>24773933
God damn it, buttmunch!
That won't be funny.
That'll be hot!
>>24774884
I watch this one every year.
>a free six month subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club?