Fucking roasties stop thinking your fucking special you entitled cunts.
Just be fucking robots like the people who actually belong here you dont need to add fem in front of everything to show that you have a pussy to everyone god fucking damn just end your life.
Your the reason guys dont want us here seriously fuck off normie stacy cunts, you are actually able to fuck chad so go do it and stop bothering everyone here jesus.
just fucking die
pic related IF YOU CANT RELATE YOU DONT BELONG HERE GET THE FUCK OUT
holy shit thats absolutely disgusting jesus
>>29274170
Shave and I'd fuck you.
>>29274428
>implying 5 years worth of growing out hair is worth a cheap fuck
haha no thanks senpai I'll stick to my 2D qt girls
>>29274505
Oh, you're lesbian?
>thinking that females actually make fembot threads
wew lad
>>29274531
only for 2D, it's weird.
>you will never fuck a thick, stinky, hairy fembot
>you will never give her armpits a creampie with your phimosis dick
>>29274550
you actually like this?
i mean, it's my body and even I think its gross
>>29274505
wait... why is it important for you to grow out your body hair? I'm a man (I'm actually a Chad), and even I don't really like my body hair. It's not like I shave it, but I do trim my pubes and my pits... I leave my chest hair but I'm not exactly fond of it. What's the deal?
>>29274625
yeah thats why its easier for women cant be robots
even retarded girls still have guys that would get with them
>>29274667
thats why women cant be robots*
I was going to type thats why its easier for women to get laid but I changed it to they cant be robots
>>29274650
>im a chad
Nice try fag
go wax ur bum
>>29274625
Different robot, but a lot (not all) of men like THICC girls. I'd probably go for you if you washed.
>>29274786
well I mean I don't like using terms like chad or alpha, but they're common terms now and quicker and easier than saying something like:
"I've been many long term relationships, and I've had many 1 night stands. I've had sex with 34 women in my life and I'm 29"
And I'm literally on my school's football team. I mean... I'm pretty much the definition of Chad
>>29274650
its the principle of the thing also FUCKING GET OUT NORMIE
>>29274667
why would I put in the effort of shaving everywhere and trying to meet up with some random dude online just to get catfished?
>>29274808
chubby girls are qt, but my fat distribution is really weird. i have fat girl arms and thighs, but you can see my ribs. i hate it.
>>29274902
Not the same guy but I'd easily fuck you even if you didn't wash.
Literally the only thing I want is someone that just enjoys my company.
>>29274902
That's not too bad, the thighs are a deal-maker for a lot of people. Your ribs being visible isn't necessarily bad either.
Your figure is probably less strange than you think. But if you're not happy with it, all you have to do is exercise every other day.
>>29274625
>you actually like this?
>i mean, it's my body and even I think its gross
i like it, location?
>>29274853
you dont even have to shave you have
>>29274974
>>29274550
>>29274808
>>29274930
>>29274974
thank you. i live in pittsburgh, but im not going to hook up with anyone. it's not that i wouldnt want to, but i dont trust people online, my sex drive has been destroyed by apathy and qt2d girls and i dont want anybody to see me.
>>29274957
i like my thighs a lot, but everything else just looks weird with them. my body is similar to tomoko's i think, but with fat girl limbs. flat ass too. but thank you, you made me feel a better
>>29275104
>but everything else just looks weird with them. my body is similar to tomoko's i think, but with fat girl limbs. flat ass too
Keep in mind that you can't see your body the way others do (even with mirrors/recordings), because you're naturally limited to your top-down perspective (which skews with your image).
A lot of guys have self-image issues regarding theirdicksbecause they only ever see them from above, and get confused with them when they see them from the side using a mirror and noticing a curve. It's important to understand that you are not your finest judge.
>my sex drive has been destroyed by apathy and qt2d girls and i dont want anybody to see me.
I hope you'll get a better self-image and find a partner through normal means (i.e. not hooking up with us spergs here out of desperation eventually).
>>29275200
>Keep in mind that you can't see your body the way others do (even with mirrors/recordings)
I've heard it enough back in high school. also family photos senpai.
>I hope you'll get a better self-image and find a partner through normal means (i.e. not hooking up with us spergs here out of desperation eventually).
thank you, a appreciate it
>>29275247
>also family photos senpai
Even worse because you'll just see what you want to see on them. The closest you could come to it would be a well-lit recording of the body in some motion, from various angles. But I don't know what that would accomplish (for you, might do a thing for others), literally no man ever said "wow that girl has a weird fat distribution, wouldn't fuck/marry/date/orbit."
>>29275200
>find a partner through normal means (i.e. not hooking up with us spergs here out of desperation eventually).
Fuck you, this is the only chance some of us get.
>>29275359
If you seriously think it's possible to get a gf through 4chan but not through any other means, you're delusional. It might even be harded, all things considered.
>>29274405
What? This is what women actually look like. This is natural beauty.
>>29275394
this. girls on r9kexcluding """""fem"""""botsare just as spergy as the guys
>>29274625
I love it, OP pic is my dream gf's body, hair and all.
can some of us already create socially crippled tinder called "crippler"
win win
>>29275566
You'd just have Chads stealing and ruining all the women.
>>29275566
I've been developing this in secret and finally have a name for it now, thank you based anon.
>>29274170
Please tell me you actually look like that. A/S/L?
>>29277322
22 f pittsburgh but im not hooking up with anyone senpai
>>29274550
tfwyou're a trapand you did this with your stinky ex gftfw you're getting back together
>>29277338
But I don't want to hook up, I want true love. :(
>>29277338
>pittsburgh
That explains it. The Chinese did a number on you guys.
>>29277487
i want that to, but true love isnt based on stinky hairy armpits anon.
>>29277557
fucking chinks all over the place
I personally think there's nothing more pathetic than actually asking for contact info here in hopes of getting a gf
You guys are fucking retards and you deserve your shitty lonely life
First rule of getting a gf is don't try to get a gf, I highly doubt any female would be open for a relationship with you, what she would do is manipulate you and basically you'll become an orbiter
>>29277617
What the fuck do you know about true love anyway.
>>29277621
ive gotten 2 gfs off of r9k fuck off cunt
>>29277621
I don't mind being an orbiter, it's better than nothing.
>>29277650
And how did that go?
>>29277659
Ultimate cuck, holy shit
Don't you see she doesn't give a shit about you?
>>29277684
I know. No one gives a shit about me.
>>29277641
basically nothing, but i do know that i'd like someone to at least try to get to know me first before trying a hookup
>>29277621
maybe not pathetic, but it isnt particularly flattering
>>29277698
its okay anon, you can orbit me in spirit if youd like
>>29277706
Why do you keep calling it a hookup? A hookup is a meaningless sexual encounter.
>>29277706
>maybe not pathetic, but it isnt particularly flattering
Why?
>>29277734
because thats realistically what you get if someone online wants to meet up with you after seeing a few posts in a thread
>>29277754
not sure really. in theory it should make me feel good about myself. I feel like i have a decently interesting personality but when i get "oh you look like a slob thats my fetish asl?" i just sort of feel more dead inside than i did before.
>>29277841
Ok, so you want me to pretend I don't like how you look? Want me to demean you for your looks and consider you worthless like Chad would? Would that make you wet?
>>29277870
Yes.
Originally.
Original.
>>29277870
no, but being fetishized feels really weird
you dont even know what i actually look like, just that i relate to the image
>>29277932
Yeah, thought so. Can't bring myself to do that shit, sorry. Good luck with Chad I guess.
>>29277951
Can you imagine Chris Hemsworth saying "being fetishized feels really weird"? Or any man with a desirable characteristic? Someone with a hipster lumberjack beard? No? Then fuck off with the stupid "fetishization" accusations.
>>29277662
>And how did that go?
i cucked the shit out of them because i hate women
>>29277967
>hairy everywhere for past 5 years
>dont own deodorant
>actual fucking slob
>"desirable characteristic"
no, thats a fetish right there. i pulled OP image straight from /d/. there isnt a problem with that, it just feels really odd being on the receiving end of it.
and again, you havent actually seen me. you say that you like how i look but havent even seen me
im not saying that you should stop, its 4chan post what you want. just dont expect me to feel flattered when people have a fetish for slobs.
>>29278089
I'd be happy as fuck if someone wanted me as I am. I guess I'm just retarded and you have to base relationships on mutual dislike or some assbackwards shit.
>>29274170
yeah, i think this is bait.
>>29278119
you are inserting words into my text, anon
id love to have someone who likes me for me, but being a slob isnt all of me and it is hardly the most important part of me.
i unironically think mutual interests are more important than physical attraction. if people were asking me about those and then sperging out over me, id like that more and might consider pursuing somethingthen again i probably wouldnt because I DONT GO ON R(K LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIPS HOLY FUCK I COME HERE TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF AND INTERACT WITH OTHERS WHO FEEL BAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM NOT STACY I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE ME
>>29278234
>but being a slob isnt all of me and it is hardly the most important part of me.
But it's literally the first and only thing you exposed so far. How is one supposed to comment on anything else?
>>29278254
by asking perhaps?
>>29274170
>I'm a true fembot
>pls be my gf
>Oh you're not chad so you can be my orbiter
Women should never be allowed here, period.
>>29278347
lol nice meme made me kek
OP how close to Roseanne in this clip do you look like.
http://xhamster.com/movies/511134/roseanne_barr.html
>>29279352
really not much. my body is more similar to picrelated, but my legs are almost as fat as girl in the video and my arms are much thinner than hers but still way too fat for my body.
>>29274902
I'm the literal opposite. I've got skinny arms and legs but all my fats around my belly so I look like one of those starving african kids with swollen stomachs.
>>29279434
>girl in the video
...do you seriously not know who Roseanne is.
>>29279436
if you are girl, ill trade torsos
otherwise i'll trade limbs
>>29279480
not a clue sorry fampai
>>29279434
Do you have a job?
0rigin4l
>>29279511
sort of? i get neetbux and little kids pay me with mommy's money to shit out websites for their minecraft servers and mmo guilds.
>>29279713
What condition are your teeth in?
>>29279771
a bit coffee stained but otherwise good
i havent gone to get whitening at the dentist since 5 years ago when i stopped caring about appearance much, but i brush them every day and whatnot.
Girls are not that hairy. Unshaved girls are usually pretty cute.
>>29279837
Plenty of girls are that hairy, not everyone's white or asian.
>>29279484
I am a girl, but I've also got a treasure trail so my whole torso area's kind of just a mess.
>>29279837
my legs are about the same as the image and my armpits are far worse. also i have >>29279889.
>>29279867
I'm probably about 90% white senpai. Haven't seen an overly hairy asian though.
>>29279889
shit i forgot to actually respond to you rip
but yes, sounds like a torso trade to me.
>>29279889
>implying there's anything wrong with a treasure trail
Why do ugly chicks always have the same warped logic?
>i like how you look
>FUCK OFF STOP FETISHIZING ME
Can't they just learn to love themselves?
>>29279943
Start posting pics for comparison.
>>29279976
I've never met another girl who has a treasure trail. Whenever I stretch and my shirt lifts up a bit I invariable get some asshole reminding me that I have a treasure trail.
>>29279943
Indian girls have it the worst when it comes to body hair. It's coarse, it's black, it's thick, and it's everywhere
>>29280104
Almost every brunette has it to some degree.
>>29280006
well, nobody really knows what i look like here and never will so its been irritating me
but in most cases women are just sex objects while men are an income source and social tool for women to use
so almost all of our worth is in our body while men are able to have value outside of that, even if it isnt always much
so we are more sensitive about our bodies, i think
that being said i might just be a sperging retard
>>29280088
no
>>29280104
i had one even before i stopped shaving, i think they look nice.
![Tamara-Webster-arm_2652101c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n0jPc1E.jpg "Tamara-Webster-arm_2652101c[1].jpg")
It's hard to find good hairy girl images. A lot of it is fetishized, so they have exceptionally hairy girls. I want more of the average chick. Because most of the white girls are just not that hairy.
>>29280143
>but in most cases women are just sex objects while men are an income source and social tool for women to use
So basically you're the same redpill retard that's ridiculed everywhere on the internet except with a vag?
>>29280135
That explains it, since my only nonwhite genetics are indian.fucking pooinloo genes giving me thick black asshole hair
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1303676458
>>29280239
pretty much yeah, minus the hitler-praising
>>29280240
>fucking pooinloo genes giving me thick black asshole hair
Woah nelly. If you're a girl start posting that now. I want to see it. You don't have to show face.
>>29280307
That's pretty pathetic for a chick. At least you'll have a chance to grow out of it when you start fucking Chads.
FEMANON HERE ASK ME ANYTHING IM SUCH A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE I DONT ROAST THE BEEF YOU GET IT?
Hahaha, just kidding guys ask me anything, won't show titts.
Im a girl you know, i am different in everything because i have tits
You know i have a pussy, haha get it?
GET OUT FUCKING ROASTIES KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW, MENTALLY ILL WANNABE GIRLS TOO
>>29280337
no. op never delivers.
>>29280378
its pretty pathetic that you refuse to accept reality for what it is. normie society functions exactly how i stated. thats why i stay here.
>>29280409
ha ha yeah ask me anything except why i cucked my ex with chad then youll be mysiginistical haha
>>29280469
>thats why i stay here and project my delusional misunderstanding of the workings of normie society to this place
>>29280512
if your gonna be a normie get out
>>29280540
You're the one accusing me of thinking like a "normie" and shaming me for having my own preferences.
>>29281606
im not shaming you for anything other than refusal to accept how normie society functions
>>29282168
But if you're not one, and I'm not one, why should we care?
Fembots:
-seek socialization but once they get into a social situation, they are either stressed or indifferent
-when out with friends they imagine themselves having a good time instead of actually having a good time
-abnormal sexuality. Sex drive is either very low or super high
-borderline bisexual
-flat chested, but obsessed with big boobs (likes drawing busty characters)
-multimedia skills (drawing, painting, music production, 3d modeling, animation, voice acting, singing, photo manipulation, video production)
-draws hentai for her friends
-jerked off her brother or cousin
-has nudes, but they were in granny panties or some ugly looking clothes/underwear and the backdrop was a messy room
-has been emotionally abused or neglected by parents/family
-is on medication for a mental illness
-can be shameless. Jokes about incest , anal, and other types of offensive humor. Acts slutty around friends, but is a total prude when alone with a guy.
-you can't sleep on her bedroom floor because it's ridiculously filthy
-owns multiple cats (gets another cat whenever one dies)
-self-esteem and body-image issues, but has multiple selfies
-owns a shirt that references hentai (MEGA MILK)
We (at least I) already know that we aren't special and that thinking society owes us shit for having a vagoo is a fast road to being miserable.
Why do you feel the need to point it out? I just want to lurk and feel like I'm not the only piece of shit out there
>>29274170
That's literally the most attractive drawing I've ever seen. I wish I could meet a girl like that.
fembot skype group
>only fembots
>Chads allowed
>betafags btfo
https://join.skype.com/l9B0kocnar4J
>>29282362
Who wrote this lol get out
>>29275504
desu, tfw no hairy italian gf
>>29283469
>he still uses the term "fembots" and roleplay as women
>>29274170
What the OP pic is missing is hair on the forearms.
How to get a qt like the op pic but 3D? :(
>>29282574
i was just getting irritated by it so this thread is basically just a giant REEEEEEEEEE
>>29283381
girls like this tend to not go outside, so hard to meet
>>29283657
yeah that was bothering me but i posted it anyway. people seemed to like it anyway though
>>29284377
at the very least, any girl who doesn't shave in the winter (most girls) will appreciate you not complaining about it.
>>29284484
That's not very helpful I'm afraid. :(
Tfw i thought the OP pic was hot but everyone else is disgusted
>>29285401
>half of the threads asking for OP's contact
>everyone else is disgusted
Lol no.
>>29274625
A 10 minute shower and shave erases all your problems. Die proto-roastie.
>>29286532
i dont mind being gross, its just weird when people like gross girls.
>>29287392
That's because your female brain projects female characteristics (only being attracted to Chad) to men. Men like all kinds of stuff.
>100+ replies
Mfw
>>29274543
Do you shower?
I can stand hair, and no makeup, etc
But I you stink is disgusting
>>29274809
>29
>in school
>trying to pretend to be Chad
Lol, fuck off, faggot-ass loser.
>>29287467
its more that im into 2d girls myself and dont find the image i put attractive, but ok
>>29287540
i shower every day so i'm clean, but i dont wear deodorant so i stink. it irritates my skin and i dont go outside anyway so fuck it, stinky pits for hannah i guess.
>>29287865
>hannah
Are you Jewish :3
>>29287905
good goyim no
>>29288013
Oh come on, can't you at least pretend :(
>>29288094
i'll pretend to be anything but jewish or allahakbar. i have standards.
>>29288133
No, you'll pretend to be a New York secular Jewess or I'll just go play WoW instead.
>tfw gf of 1 year is a fembot and doesn't realize it
>super anxious in all social situations
>no self-confidence
>body type (smaller boobs) similar to OP pic
>25 and not done with college
>going to end up in a ~30k a year job
literally why the fuck am I with her
>>29288203
id prefer for you to play wow then
>>29288252
Goddamn now I have to get a WoW account all because of you!
If you had a bf and he asked you to sit on his face, would you?
>>29288945
yeah, but only if i can do more dom stuff too.
>>29288967
like fart on his face?
>>29289021
sure, but my farts are the one part of me that dont usually stink so rip fetish
>>29289047
Again with the fetish shit.
>>29274543
This is so true, for a while i thought i was bisexual but i cant stand vaginas or the thought of touching another real woman. Why are anime grills so qt?
>>29274170
>women calling other women normies
you cant make this shit up
>>29274170
>men make reference to their gender constantly on 4chan by discussing jacking off, their penis, their relationships with women,ect
Perfectly normal, you can talk about whatever you want on here after all.
>woman makes reference to her gender because it's actually the topic of discussion of the thread
OMG ITS AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD YOU WHORE STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FUCKIGN CUNT
Hannah from the UK? Think I remember a sweaty Hannah from omegle
>>29279837
I have hair worse than this literally never shaved my stomach hair but it started to grow like pubes in its own
fembots, what does peeing feel like for you? how much toilet paper do you use when you're done?
>>29290848
what is your heritage? do you have a hairy asshole too?
>>29274170
tfw you can't get silicone implants till 21. I just want to be normal and have someone who doesn't remind me how I'll never be more than something they'll eventually learn to tolerate while fantasizing over big breasts exclusively every single day.
>>29291395
1. You can get them at 18
2. How big are your titties? Unless they're deformed looking, you're better off not getting implants.
>>29274428
fuck you.
I would fuck op just for being an actually legitimate person, not conforming to retarded normie bullshit, unlike you. Get out of here normie scum.
>>29291468
I'm sure you can get silicone somewhere, just try a different practice.
Can I see what they look like? Not to be a perv but I want to give you my honest opinion.
>>29291436
You can get saline at 18 but it looks like shit, feels like shit, and is usually more dangerous. Saline is only available at 21 for some stupid reason. I don't have breasts, I'm flat chested. I just want a b-cup, that's probably as big as I can go without it coming out horrible anyway.
>>29291515
Sorry I forgot to spoiler it. They look exactly like in that pic. There isn't really variation when it comes to a lack of something.
Some surgeons will do silicone before 21 but they're going against the law and are usually sleazy. You can't cheap out or cut corners on things like surgery.
>>29274170
>tfw you will never be raped by an ugly girl like OP's pic
>>29291479
Some real rrreee stuff here.
Shaving and showering would fix some of ops problems. It would at least make people approach/ make it harder to spot something was wrong. Don't try to pull people down with you because you've given up on changing. It's okay if you're a neet, but some people still have to try to blend in.
>>29291395
Don't ruin small boob perfection. A man who can't appreciate all forms of breasts is no man at all.
>>29274170
I don't want to fuck Chad. Chad's don't give a shit about me after they've had their way. I go for the men that other women don't even look at. I belong here.
>>29291395
Oh it's you again. I remember you. reeeeee
>>29291556
you don't have to spoiler it lol, but I'd still rather see your actual boobs.
I'm pretty sure there's no law preventing you from getting silicone implants at your age.
>>29288219
because you're a fucking beta
>>29291606
I don't have small breasts I have none.
>>29291618
It might be me. I've seen other people claim they were flat chested too. Even one that copy and pasted things women said from this forum I go to.
>>29291638
http://www.fda.gov/MedicalDevices/ProductsandMedicalProcedures/ImplantsandProsthetics/BreastImplants/ucm063871.htm
It says 22 here actually. There's tons of weird laws.
>>29291611
be my gf please. thanks.
here's my skype roast-- I mean femanon
skype: superhotpepe
>>29291395
breast implants look fake as hell 100% of the time, dont JUST yourself with plastic surgery
>>29291710
I already have a boyfriend.
>>29291768
I'm nowhere near as big as these women even in the before pics, but I could get similar results on a smaller scale.
>>29291828
>>29291768
Besides I have nothing to ruin in the first place. It's not like messed up implants would be any less attractive than not being able to fill out even a children's training bra.
>>29291797
GODAMN ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>29291685
Oh that's weird, but that seems more like a guideline for thoses product rather than an actual law. Are there other models of silicone implants?
I would say to embrace your natural body, but if you feel that you would be better off with implants, then go for it after thinking about it very carefully.
What ethnicity are you? And can we please see your boobies?
>>29291828
>>29291860
there's nothing wrong with being flatchested but there is something wrong with getting plastic stuck on comedy tits with fucked up scars under them
>>29274170
Can't relate because I am skinny and clean up. The only thing I shave everyday is my face.
Kill me pls
>>29291868
What is a roastie?
Its been awhile since I've been on this board... I've been having a life the last couple years
>>29279837
>Girls are not that hairy.
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
>>29291885
>>29291892
I'm white if you really want to know.
Guys always say that but they bring up how hot big tits are literally every day when I talk to them and link me tons of porn with giant tits. Especially the guys who claim to "love all types". You can't say it's just a normie thing because they're all from here. They all say the same things you do and every time it turns out the same. In every single time but once they couldn't even wait till we exchanged any kind of info to talk about dating me would be a huge sacrifice and talking about how hot video game characters are.
Literally every single guy I've had an extended conversation with tells me about how hot big boobs are and sends me pics of busty women where boobs are the focus than backtrack and say they just liked the music video or the game scene or whatever. Imagine if you had a 1 inch long dick and your gf sent you picks of huge dicks literally almost everyday and every single game and movie they wanted to play and watch with you had them and they commented on them literally every single time.
>>29291997
I legitimately appreciate all types of boobs. Your boobs wouldn't bother me at all.
Do you have a preference for dicks, out of curiosity? I'll be honest, I have an average length but thin dick and I'm very insecure about it, but I have to accept my dick since there's literally nothing I can do about it. I feel like having an undesirable dick width is a lot worse than having small tits, since tit size doesn't really correlate to sexual pleasure for the man.
>>29291997
Also sweetheart, it's really all about ass anyway. I wouldn't mind if you had a small butt, though. All that would matter is that you're nice to me.
Do I have any chance of gf?I'm 5'4
>>29292134
dude I have the exact same facial hair problem as you! I think we're doomed to have facial hair like that forever desu. The stray hairs in the middle of the cheek are especially annoying.
>>29292176
oh, and that bald spot in the middle of the moustache. JUST.
Is there a word for this condition? cause my facial hair looks exactly the same.
>>29292176
Ah damn. I'm only 21 now, is there any hope for it to fill out?
But yeah, my inability to grow a full beard is annoying but at the same time I don't think our facial hair looks too bad the way it is now. Is your facial hair dark colored at least?
>>29292071
Literally word for word what every other guy has said. Right down to "a big ass is what really matters but if you don't have one I'll figure out how to tolerate it too". For fucks sake this is the female version of "just b yourself". What's the point of being with someone who's never going to shut up about boobs and say I'm being controlling and a huge bitch for not wanting to a play game with a strip scene or something? I'm sure you'll say you won't now but they all do. Even the men I know irl all do tons of that shit and get visibly offended when I say I don't want to go to hooters or try to leave when they put obvious fap material on.
>I feel like having an undesirable dick width is a lot worse than having small tits, since tit size doesn't really correlate to sexual pleasure for the man.
Do I really need to say what's wrong with this? But anyway for the last time 5 inches is completely average and coke can dicks are liked only by gay men who like to imitate goatse. If average dicks were incapable of satisfying the average woman they wouldn't be average in the first place. Male and female genitals were literally made for each other.
>>29292134
I'm not into non-white guys 99% of the time t.bh so I can't judge accurately, but you seem at least average. Shave the facial hair and groom eyebrows then you'll be fine. Idc about height at all but I'm 4'11 so I can't judge that either really. I've only ever heard tall women complain in my experience so you should be fine.
>>29292216
mine is dark yes, and im 19. Fuck. It doesnt get any better does it? I agree though, it looks pretty nice. I think to everyone else it looks like shit though.
>>29292221
I am white lol. But thanks, I take it as a compliment overall and I appreciate the advice.
It's funny how much pickier chicks are than guys though, I don't know any dude in real life who's only into one ethnicity of chick.
>>29292221
have you considered just not being hampered by retarded social norms and allowing yourself and your partner to be openly sexual?
>>29292236
Mine looked pretty much the same when I was 19, so I'm not sure how much better it will get.
My dad has pretty much a full beard, so that gives me hope. Facial hair is interesting, it's the only secondary sexual characteristic that can develop so late.
Also, I have a happy trail and hairy legs but no arm hair, and no chest hair.
>>29292286
Same here. I think we share a hairgrowth phenotype.
>>29292221
No sweetheart I didn't mean it like that, I don't really care about tits or ass size. As long as your ass looks like it belongs to a female I'd be perfectly happy with it. I just want someone to cuddle with and talk to, and sex too of course.
My dick is only 4.5 around :(
I'm down to eat pussy, though.
>>29292303
That's interesting. It seems like everyone else I know is either hairy as fuck or barely has any hair.
>>29292303
As a matter of fact, I think it's a hybrid phenotype much like the coloration phenotype in a tulip that would cause red and white parents to produce a pink offspring. Your fathers side is predominantly hairy, and your mothers side is predominantly hairless, right?
>>29291710 I'm this guy
>>29291868 This is a different guy
>>29291938
"Roastie" is a derogatory term indicating that a woman's vagina resembles roast beef after being pounded by Chad.
>>29292240
I see it in guys all the time. Usually the creepy fetishist kind that would fuck child prostitutes in Thailand if they aren't already though. I have a huge thing for pale skin and tend to like men with narrow prominent noses and thinner lips. Most guys that fall into that I'd consider pretty attractive. Sorry for the mistaken race thing then you just look almost exactly like this one half black guy in my neighborhood.
>>29292271
>Have you considered being a cuck?
lol no
>>29292307
Word for word. Also your dick isn't even half an inch below average. Seriously you're fine.
>>29292343
There are beta autists on here who fetishize Asian girls, however I haven't met anyone in real life. My friends like all types of women, for the most part.
and kek, he must have been the whitest half black guy ever
>>29292343
>gets controlled by social norms like a fucking idiot
>calls people smart enough not to fall for that submissive
wew lad
>>29292343
Word for word? I didn't say anything that you should find negative, I made it pretty clear that if you were someone I got along with nothing else would even matter. I think as far as pure physical attraction goes, it's 90% face.
>>29292396
Chubby asian girls who are slightly ugly make my dick DIAMONDS
>>29292480
Like this girl here? I love when they are well fed
>>29292343
Oh and can you describe what you look like?
I would ask for a spoilered pic but I know I won't get that lucky.
>>29292435
Tb.h I thought you were that one guy that tells everyone monogamy is a social norm and that you should just be happy with your s/o fucking everyone. If you meant about getting a boobjob I don't have much of a choice right now. I have 3 years to think it over anyway, but I just want to be normal and happy. Robots are always saying how lucky girls are to be able to do things like that why not take advantage of it and find someone who could actually be sexually attracted to me instead of just tolerating me? I can't fit into most clothes unless I have padding anyway.
>>29292456
I'm sorry if you really sincere but at this point I don't trust anyone from here who says that. I've already gotten told someone was only with me because they felt like they couldn't get anything else I'm pretty sure that's the only reason anyone here would want me.
>>29292575
/r9k/ is filled with bitter people. I am being sincere, if we were compatible I'd love to know you in real life and I'd treat you really well.
fembots, how stinky are you feet right now?
>>29274170
fembot here, you're a disgrace to being female and should just transition already if you want to be a stinky lonely hairy fatass
real females are cute and feminine uguu ~
>>29292638
Do you have a stinky asshole?
>>29292652
my asshole is clean and delicious
do you want a taste? ;)
>>29292638
>fembot here
Fucking kill yourself immediately.
>>29292525
can't tell if chubby or obese... wouldn't swipe without a full body shot
>>29292695
actually fuck it, It's better to put your dick in a vagoo than your hand
RIGHT SWIPE
>>29292719
good choice. She'll probably left swipe you anyway, and even if you do match she probably won't respond (not even talking shit, that's just how tinder is), but if you can feel her warm, wet Asian pussy then it's worth it
>>29292575
I am that one guy, monogamy is a social norm, and you got the idea all wrong. It's not about your so fucking everyone, it's about being free. The word "relationship" shouldnt even exist. It's shitty to out a restriction on something just to conform to some bullshit. Be free.
>>29292693
not until you kill yourself first
fat loser legbeard
I bet you're jealous I blow Chad on a nightly basis and robots on the weekends
>>29292797
Stupid slut thinks I'm a fem"bot".
>>29292797
how big is his dick? is it cut or uncut?
>>29292784
So when are you going to be watching your "gf" get fucked by ten black guys?
>>29292221
>But anyway for the last time 5 inches is completely average and coke can dicks are liked only by gay men who like to imitate goatse.
>>29292854
you're an idiot.
enjoy your fake bullshit with some idiot that settles for you, meanwhile I will love freely, unrestrained by stupid bullshit.
white fembots, do you have Latina friends?
>>29292860
Pic related
>>29292897
Have fun
>>29292823
I think you're a sweaty autist pretending to be a girl on the internet while he faps to 2d dickgirls on /d/ in the next tab over, to be honestly senpai
>>29292851
uncut of course, how could a pathetic cutfag have a superior Chad cock?
>>29292221
So you said your in pittsburg?
Any fembots in or near Richmond VA?
>>29292922
I wasn't laughing at the average length I was laughing at the coke dick and goatsee
Average dick length is around 5.5 inches
I'm 6.5 which is fine any bigger and you risk not being able to hilt
>>29292926
>sweaty autist
You don't belong here you stupid attention whore.
>>29292945
I'm not in pittsburg. Where did you get that idea?
>>29292735
there is nothing more comfy than lying on top of a chubby girl with your dick in her folds and grabbing her dirty pillows
>>29292967
I find it so funny when you say these kinds of things as if anyone belongs here
this is a public webernet intersite and it's posted all over Facebook, Reddit and tumblr
NO ONE here is a "robot." no one "belongs" here. it's just a bunch of fat people pissing each other off anonymously.
>>29293029
chubby chicks are cozy
>>29293027
must have been a different femanon
location?
OP's pic is actually my fetish.
A degenerate who i can feel comfortable with.
