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anyone awake yet edition?
Poleaboo enjoys cross dressing a little to much
Gets a sex change
Starts his own website, cam services and that.
Gets really popular, makes loads of money.
His dad finds out, is disgusted at first but then realises this means his son will finally move out
Poleaboo decides it would be to much fuss
His dad reees and kills himself
Poleaboo carieers on getting famous, becomes a female porn star.
Begins to do modeling, acting, and body doubling for insecure actresses.
10 years pass by, poleaboo is now living in a mansion.
Checks if r9k is still there, it is.
See /britfeel/ with 400 posts and one poster, nigii.
Poleaboo decides to post
>Haha it was just a prank guys, I hate dressing up as a girl. I got you!
keep it alive, really thought at least some of yo guys would pull all nighters
Am I missing something lads?
Except the fucked up clock
>brexit actually has a decent chance of happening, despite unrealistic polls and the corporations/guvments attempting to rig/overrule it
>there will be no more polish and slav goddesses in the country outside of those who have already settled here
>its just gona be fat, inbred slags, indians, pakis and nigresses
I might as well go celebate and live off of welfare forever.
There's no reason to better myself or do anything now.
Got to spend 100 quid today at the fucking orthodontist to get a new retainer because I grind my teeth at night
What a fucking robbery
>>29270579
how the fuck is that not covered by NHS?
you went to an indian doctor, didn't you?
I have risen, I demand that you post your waifu.
>Microsoft
"We want Xbox to be more open, here's how, and here's some quality of life improvements to our console OS"
>Sony
"RAH RAH CLOSED ECOSYSTEM RAH RAH EXCLUSIVITY DEALS RAH RAH GIVE US MONEY."
How can anyone really say Sony "won"?
I've got an exam today lads. I'm absolutely fucked.
>>29270936
Here is my waifu
Her name is Sakurako
Isn't she pretty?
>haven't slept
>don't really want to sleep because I hate waking up at like, 4pm (can't help but fall asleep again even if I set alarms at earlier times)
>don't want to feel exhausted for a whole day either
end my life
2 days until I get my internet back lads
I think i'm a bit boring really, don't have anything I do that isn't online related
At least not when it's raining and i can't walk somewhere
>>29271233
Bad feel lad. I'm also boring, I don't have any hobbies and just browse the internet all day. The world is ending anyway so who cares.
Awake at the crack of dawn lads. A rare occasion indeed. Listening to Nation of Ulysses with a cuppa. Cosy rain on the windowpane.
>>29271233
I went almost two years without the internet once. Worst two years of my life. I had to resort to using the internet in the public library when I could, sitting next to smelly bastards, old people asking me how to email and children giving me sexy looks. I don't miss those days at all.
>>29270992
the whole point of consoles is that theyre not open. its literally in the name, "console" if you want an open system just buy pc
What's a good breakfast? I'm sick of cereal and toast but eating crisps first thing doesn't seem too wholesome
>>29271925
English Breakfast: English Sausages, English Bacon, English Beans, English Tomatoes, English Fried Bread, English Eggs and English Black Pudding.
>>29271925
Sausage sandwiches mate. They don't take long
>wake up every morning feeling like you've been hit in the head by a sledgehammer and have no energy
why
>>29271055
kek reminds me of that awkward moment when your mate introduces his gf and you're meant to act like she's not a fat munter
>>29271946
With English tea too don't forget.
>>29272209
I will end you
>>29272268
It's ok friend, I like your Waifu.
>>29272209
ahahaha yeah
my m8 who I haven't seen in a while introduced his fiancee to me, and she was about 6'4 250lbs ugly balding cro-magnon
>>29269943
Brexit will mean a recession if the economists are right and cameron will be gone. Tories will shift hard to the right with someone like ayn rand fan michael gove in charge. I won't be surprised if they use the downturn as an excuse to cut your neetbux. Robots here cheering for leave are in for a big surprise.
>>29272572
It won't be an economic recession, we won't lose money from it. The economy will recede because of the 2 million people who will have to return to the EU. That will only take a few months, and then we will see unparalleled growth and far exceed the EU average. By this time next year we will be the 4th, perhaps even 3rd, richest country in the world.
>>29272572
Have you seen Thunderf00t's Brexit video? I think he talks sense, although from the ratings it seems most people don't.
>>29272613
What magical elixir have you been drinking? 2 million people will not need to leave the EU. The system of open travel between EU countries will remain.
Forgot link: https://youtu.be/33BDDAUV8vg
>>29271846
WANT ASPIRIN
sounds nice i'm currently listening to Superchunk and eating a bacon sandwich
>>29272778
They would lose their right to reside here, they would be illegal immigrants.
They WILL have to go back.
>>29272787
They can only stay for the length of their visa, which applies now as it will apply should a Brexit happen. They won't be 'booted out', but will leave when their visa expires while new people come in on their visas etc.
>>29272809
I'm not saying they're going to get booted out, just that will lose the right to stay here indefinitely.
>>29272826
most will end up getting booted out though, since they won't go by back of their own will
>>29272809
the fuck does that mean? so they can only stay till the expiration date of their "eu passport" or someshit?
>>29272809
If Brexit happens those visas become void.
>>29272868
Until the end of their visas. If they come here to study they will have to leave at the end of their degree unless they are given work visas afterwards.
How do I get this girl to stop sending me pictures? without just saying stop sending me pictures, I think she might be mentally challenged, or crazy. I need a good way of stoping her without just saying STOP
I've tried just ignoring her, it's been 2 months since I last replied, but she still keeps sending them.
>>29272932
There's not much you can do but say stop tbqh lad
>>29272932
Why would you them to stop?
>>29272891
>end of their degree
Study visas are only valid for one year of study. They would need to leave in July, basically.
>>29273087
That's not true, there are international students at the university I attend and they stay for the full 3 years it takes to do a degree.
>>29273104
Students from outside the EU do not abide by the same rules as those within. Non-EU students also pay considerably more for their tuition.
When we leave the EU, those on EU visas will not have guaranteed visas for any subsequent years. Unless they get their visa issued before september (unlikely) they will be unable to continue their studies.
>New tournament on fifa with a decent reward
>Get excited and make a team
>Don't win it because I'm shite
Every time
You know when normies say "I can't believe Nazis were so evil in WW2, how could they do that to innocent people?"
I look at pikeys and think "If Nazis hated Jews as much as I hate pikeys, I actually completely understand how they could do it"
Not even memeing when I say that forcing all pikeys into slave labour before gassing them would put a smile on my face.
>>29273381
Why would you choose pikeys before pakis or Somalians?
>>29273421
Because pakis and somalians know they're scum but they don't care, they just want the bennies.
Pikeys are genuinely too fucking stupid to understand why people despise them, they think the hate comes from nowhere.
Should I open these?
>>29273539
kill yourself pakipoo
>>29273559
Not him desu
>>29273565
>Not him desu
kill yourself anyway
get out of my room, mum - the thread
>not him desu
>kys
>actually got a message on pof off a qt
>add her on snapchat
>try and have conversation with her
>she just reads my snapchat messages now
>>29273712
Neato
133
>>29273750
thanks. tboo
Last night I got out extra blankets and hung them near the window, got wrapped up super comfy, dug out and cleaned a lava lamp and turned it on and sat with my headphones on playing videogames all night listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE pretending outside was some sort of dystopian Bladerunner like world.
Had a few dark rum and redbulls and after a while I really got into it. It was pretty trippy and super comfy.
Anyone else been upto much?
> 9 hours ago
> 56 replies
Jesus, is everyone at school or what?
>>29271925
I eat Chocolatey squares, 1 pound a box from Home Bargains and that lasts about 6 decent bowls. And when I want to be healthy I eat an apple Nutri-grain bar.
Fucking hell I can't use the pound sign cause it's non ASCII? Every time I get reminded of that it makes me a little angrier. Bet I can post $$$ as much as I want though.
>>29273798
>And when I want to be healthy I eat an apple Nutri-grain bar.
just full of sugar not healthy at all
I want to get a Vive so I can have some ultimate comfy experiences. Anyone here that's taken the 680 quid plunge and can recommend it?
>>29273848
But it says "apple" on it, and it makes me feel healthier than when I'm eating a bowl of chocolate cereal with chocolate milk.
>>29267539
This is a good post and deserves more (you)s
>>29273899
why would I ever give that mentally ill paki the time of day
>>29273866
buy some fruit if you want to be healthy
>>29273908
Poleaboo didn't make that post though
>>29273913
But I don't want to bother with the effort of being healthy, I just want to pretend I am.
>>29273849
Never buy 1st gen tech
>>29273938
This is what the world has come to.
People now drink decaffeinated coffee, non-alcoholic beer...people are putting more effort into appearing healthy than actually being healthy
It's all an illusion
>>29274049
I drink decaff coffee and tea because it helps with my anxiety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK3OScp1NDU
>tfw average looking chubby gf who loves me
Feels good, man.
>>29267539
open thread, see this.
>>29269266
kek
Lads my mums being a bitch to me, i want to leave but I dont have anywhere to go.
>>29274194
>Lads my mums being a bitch to me, i want to leave but I dont have anywhere to go.
Go sit in the library or something, pick up a book or a graphic novel and sit back for a couple hours.
Who else /condemned to a life of minimum wage/?
Jfc why couldn't I have done a real degree or at least some internships
my jc advisor offered me a free bike to go to interviews for jobs today
>>29274286
Cant, I live in the country side. Theres a shop 20 minute walk away and nothing else
Third driving test fail today. Lowest minors count so far, though.
How can I cheer myself up? I really don't want to wallow in depression like last time. This suck so much fucking dick.
>>29274406
just shoot up
feel like a failure of a human being desu lads
this is a definite low point I feel helpless
>>29274406
Why did you fail?
Accumulation of minors or a major?
And what was it in particular?
I've got one in like a month, shitting it desu lad.
Have you noticed less plastic bags floating around since they started charging for them?
Poleaboo is gonna grow his hair out
Been 4 months since his last haircut according to the archives
Read he should grow the top out first
>>29274496
Coming onto a roundabout, car looked to be going off - left positioned, left indicator - so obviously you think "yeah, can go".
The thick fucking cunt had their left on for half the roundabout and wanted the exit just after me apparently.
Beyond that, the examiner said it was a solid drive and pulled the car version of "just be yourself" - "book in for your next test".
>forced to go out with a bunch of normies i don't know tonight
>no way to get out
HELP
>dad's gf parks the car over the driveway
>leaves the keys on the kitchen table
>dad needs to get out
>"move the car, anon"
>"I haven't got my licence"
>"just move the car"
>get in
>I can actually drive but I haven't passed my test because I hate driving
>can't put it into reverse gear
>he's shouting at me out of the window
>start panicking, heart beating faster
>"for fuck sake, how hard can it be?"
>"it's not staying in reverse!"
>he keeps shouting at me and calling me useless
>eventually I lose my temper and tell him to do it himself
>snatches the keys off me
>"I ask you to do one fucking thing"
>he tries
>he can't do it either
>turns out the clutch is fucked or something
>he calls his gf
>"oh yeah, I have been having trouble with it today, that's why I left it so you could take a look"
>she actually said nothing to me about this
>instead of apologizing my dad just says "you need to learn to drive one of these days"
>>29274576
ergo your dad's a cunt
>>29274542
Ah shit that's bad.
I know someone who was doing their's, they were in the right lane going into a roudnabout, when the examiner told them to go left at the roundabout. They tried to switch into the left lane, and apparently that was "forcing the traffic to wait" - so they failed.
Pretty sure it's largely luck whether you get a human examiner or a jobsworth desu.
>>29274576
Force him to apologise.
YouGov poll showing big lead for Leave just came on the TV at work, and a Scottish guy I work with punched a wall in anger.
Why can't lefties handle the bantz?
>>29274741
Scottish people are fucking retard desu
For years they had left-wing, eurosceptic views - now a single nationalist party comes along and they are all right-wingers who want to remain in the EU, join NATO and abandon the workers struggle. Sickening.
>>29274680
They do this deliberately to try and trip you up.
The best thing you can do is just take corners and roundabouts in first gear.
>>29274769
Posts like this makes me think Leavers live in a fantasy lands. You think we're going to have a workers paradise after we're out of the EU? Tories will rip up EU labour protections before the ink is dry on the divorce papers and Labour are just as bad these days. Shit jobs will have no statutory rest breaks, no paid annual leave etc. Worker protections was one of the things Cameron talked about negotiating an opt out for so it's going to happen for sure.
>>29274992
Yes, voting out means installing a permanent Tory emperor for the rest of time. We will never have another general election.
>>29274992
ah that's right
that would explain why Cameron is pro-Brexit, as is George Osborne
>>29275023
Tories shit on plebs, Labour shits on plebs. There is no realistic prospect of a government that doesn't fuck the little guy and no EU standards to hold them back from turning us into a shitty USA clone
>>29275191
Yeah... maybe you should have voted Green.
>>29274194
>Lads my mums being a bitch to me, i want to leave but I dont have anywhere to go.
Just go and stay at your girlfriend's place mate.
>>29275159
They're concerned with legacy at this point. Cameron doesn't want to be the PM who kicked off an avoidable recession because he was too weak to shut up right wing of his party. Plus maybe breaking up the Union if Scotland agitates for another referendum and votes out when they see England moving further right.
I have a dream lads
>woke up with high glucose levels
>iunjected a fuckload to get them down and ate some peanuts
>they barely fucking budged
>wanted to fucking drink an energy drink consisting of 5 carb units anyways so i injected 10U and waited 30 fucking minutes before drinking it (the insulin is advertised with you being able to eat right after the injection so i shouldnt even have to wait in the first place)
>now they are high as fuck again (170)
i can literally feel my fucking kidneys burning from all the fucking glucose and energy drink, fuck this fucking piece of shit body why the fuck wont the fucking glucose levels go down why why why fucking WHY for fucks sake???? this makes no fucking sense whatsoever
>>29275274
Exactly. Also the recession will justify killing all bennies and the NHS.
NEETs are in for extreme pain. Life is going to get much harder.
Enjoy suffering. You voted for it.
Me? I'm rich as fuck and I don't even live in the UK anymore. Just sitting laughing at the mess these fools are making for themselves.
>>29275340
>injected a fuckload
>injected 10U
Yeah hmm I wonder why your insulin levels are high.
>>29275392
NEETs are already in extreme pain thanks to the work scheme.
>>29274992
>the eu is run by a cabal of 20 faceless bureaucrats who serve the interest of european finance
>b-but they have the workers interest at heart!
And I'm the one living in a fantasy land?
>>29275401
that IS a fuckload you fucking retard. i am type 1, NOT FUCKING TYPE 2 you fatass. my insulin factor in the morning is 2. when you go beyond 6U, you should only take half of what's after that, so if you calculate 5carb units* an insulin factor of 2 you get 10, that means 6+4 so isntead of 4 you only add 2 so i should have injected only 8U, hence 10U is a FUCKload, especially for something with a high glycemic index like an energy drink. foods with high glycemic index tend to have lower insulin index, and also, energy drinks contain no fat or protein whatsoever which means you require even less insulin since your body converts protein into glucose and fat requires insulin too.
just saying, not everyone is a fucking fat piece of type 2 diabetic piece of shit like you are. there are different types of diabetes. next time before you fucking imply that I'm fat, actually fucking look up what types of fucking diabetes there are you fucking piece of shit. i fucking hate fat people like you.
So lads thought i'd take the leap and see an escort, will I survive? She has 32 feedback and is legit. Don't want to be a virgin anymore desu.
>>29275419
Mandatory Work Activities will seem like heaven when they time limit NEETbux or something shitty like that. They sure as fuck won't take the money off olds even though they all voted out.
>>29275474
Here is the site if any other anons wants to try it adultwork.xxx
>>29275474
how old are you?
this might be my only option one day, but i don't think i'm that low yet
>>29275524
24, kinda given up on dating, as the dates never lead anywhere and this site looks safe. you can also cross check with UKpunting.com
Just want to get the stigma of being a virgin out of my head and then get back to dating.
>>29275496
And God help you if you get sick in a US style health insurance system as a NEET.
You'll be fucked.
You idiotic NEETs will look back on this as a golden age.
>>29275600
NHS will always be free at the point of use.
>>29275600
What does any of this have to do with the EU referendum?
I just saw a tornado in Shropshire lads.
>be NEET
>got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes
>currently in hospital
This is just a bad dream, right? Someone wake me up please
Lads.
Just got the letter back from the Dole. Looks like my pending claim has been APPROVED. Looks like this is it lads, the high life, I'll be entitled to MAXIMUM ESA.
Mad wagies?
>>29275730
You forgot to mention that you are now marked as a literal retard forever.
>>29275746
Doesn't matter. At this rate I will have enough autismbux to leave this plane of existence.
>>29275632
You can hope and pray.
>>29275666
Because it will cause a huge economic recession and the tories will use it to justify taking away the NHS.
>>29275730
>170 quid a week
>Mad wagies?
Uh, no. I'm alright thanks.
>>29275774
Use what to justify it?
How does voting in or out have any effect on anything you mentioned? the EU is irrelevant to those issues
>>29275793
really? i thought it would be like 1000 quid and even then I'd still not be jelly. but in this case. damn.
>>29275793
170 autismbux a week isn't bad when you consider I have no outgoings and no tax to pay. I'm on housing benefit too!
Wagie Ragie!
>>29275793
>>29275746
I TRYNA AFFORD MY TENDIES YA'LL NORMIES CAN DIE SLOWLY, CUZ TO ME YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF JELLY WAGEKEKS
>>29275819
>We vote out of the EU
>Economic meltdown ensures
>Tories say we can't afford the NHS anymore, we have to tighten our bootstraps, we're all in it together, etc.
>>29275700
I will give you a (you) even though I can't really say anything
I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation, my mate was diagnosed as a late teenager and copes quite well with it, I often forget he has it.
>>29275823
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING
i mean how poor can you be? i have a car, a place to pay and all that normieshit but still have more than 1k over at the end of the month, this is counting in everything i have to pay for each month. this also counts useless FOOD and shit.
>>29275858
>We vote out of the EU
Stopped reading right there
>>29275864
>copes quite well with it
lel, no he doesnt. no one does. i know faggots with hba1c of 8.0 who say they "cope well" with it. because they are fucking retards who have no fucking idea how shit their glucose levels are and will lose their leg and 100% of their eyesight and die in their 30s.
>>29275858
>economic meltdown ensues
>tories promise dystopian austerity state
>labour promise to secure the future of the NHS
>labour win
you do realise an economic meltdown is literally easy mode for the opposition?
>>29275868
Why are you commenting here? Don't you realize that you are the scum shit on shoe type piece of shit that is ruining /r9k/?
>>29275819
The fact THERE IS NO MONEY LEFT and we've MAXED OUT THE NATION'S CREDIT CARD and all the other austerity bollocks that people eat up. The right wing of the Tories will be firmly in charge when Cameron gets the boot (5 minutes after a leave vote) and they'll go hog wild with an excuse like a good recession.
>>29275902
>Why are you commenting here?
because this board is highly entertaining. If you manchildren would stop acting like absolute clowns, us normies would stop coming here.
>>29275911
Ah, ok. You're a mong with no knowledge of macroeconomics
Why didn't you just say that in the first place
>>29275823
>Isn't bad
It is quite bad though. Compare it to my income.
I get 3800 quid a month, after tax. I spend 800 on my mortgage on my nice big house and another 150 on bills.
That leaves me with 2850 a month that I can do whatever I want with. You have 170 quid a week. I have over 700 quid, and a nicer house than you. And a nice car. And a girlfriend.
>>29275793
170 a week for doing nothing
and all your time is your own, something which is priceless and wagies will never ever have until they are too old to enjoy it
>>29275899
It didn't work the last time. The tories said that they are the only capable stewards of the economy and the nation believed them. I don't see any reason why they wouldn't continue to believe them.
>>29275793
I live with my parents free of charge.
I want to fuck my job advisor, shes like 45. but damn I want to dick her.
>>29275935
>I can do whatever I want with
No you can't. You must be at work and are only allowed out when your boss says so.
>>29275935
Yea, and you slave your life away at work, and spend your free time on here...
>house, car and girlfriend
You are literally a cuck to the LifeScript
Bet you're a good little goy who will get married and have kids too.
>>29275892
Well yeah, fair enough, but I mean it's not obvious to the outside world that he struggles with it
>>29275948
I actually enjoy my job though, I work with people I like and the work is easy, creative and fun. I'd rather be doing that than sitting at home bored and isolated from the world.
>>29275899
Fixed term parliament means at best the Tories still have four years to fuck everything up unless 2/3 of the house of commons votes for an election. Somehow I doubt that's happening seeing as the Tories have a majority and everything.
>>29275948
the thing is that most normalshits aren't mentally retarded and physically weak like NEETs so they work with ease.
meanwhile, NEETs who get forced into labour die after 2 years: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/aug/27/thousands-died-after-fit-for-work-assessment-dwp-figures
This just doesn't happen to normies.
>>29275935
so why are you still so unhappy anon?
>>29275980
>I-I enjoy it
LOL
>>29275962
because in 2015 the economy was recovering?
It improved from when they gained power to 2015, therefore people voted for them.
If your economic meltdown picture is accurate (which I don't believe it is) - then it would be a different story.
>>29275998
>>29275980
Regardless, you have to work.
NEETs have all their time to themselves and are able to do anything they want to do.
We basically live like kings while you slave away to pay for it, all the while you being unable to do what you want.
>>29275975
Actually I can work remotely whenever I choose.
>>29275977
>Slave my life away
I have a fun job mate. I don't work in Tesco. I know that you'd never be capable of getting a job like mine, but that doesn't mean no one has one.
>>29276001
I'm not ecstatically happy all the time but I'm relaxed and content.
>>29276008
Trust me, you'd enjoy my job too. Free booze, photoshoots with models, flying all over the world in luxury.
But hey enjoy spending your 170 a week.
>>29275980
> I'd rather be doing that than sitting at home bored and isolated from the world.
So you're a complete dullard with no hobbies, interests or personality
Got it. Classic wageslave
>>29275991
Not that much seeing as our exit wouldn't be complete for a number of years after the vote - and the tories would be spending plenty of time infighting and resolving internal conflicts
>>29276028
gone from
>i enjoy my work
to
>i'm a high flying playboy
LOL
embarrassing
>>29276030
My hobbies are all expensive mate. I like sailing, fine scotch whiskey, travel, horseback archery. All things you'll never experience. But hey, enjoy your anime.
>>29276048
One day you'll understand that some people have much better lives than you can ever imagine.
But honestly, if you are satisfied staying at home all day and sitting on your own then don't let me hold you back. Enjoy your amazing isolated life. I suppose it must seem good when your only alternative is working minimum wage and being an actual wageslave rather than a professional.
>>29275858
At that point Cameron steps down and glorious Farage takes his place.
>>29276027
Look, you are ABSOLUTELY right.
But here comes the thing that distinguishes plebs from non plebs:
The activities NEETs can do are fairly limited due to a lack of money. Meanwhile, us wagies can do the same things you can do AND MORE.
However, since you're plebs you don't WANT to do nice things that cost money.
You are so plebian that you can't even fathom that not everyone likes to do the exact same things you like to do, hence you pretend being NEET is objectively better. it's not. It entirely depends on what you want to do with your life.
Really I'm not hating on NEETs. If the NEET life fullfills you then so be it. Honestly there are other things to worry about that waste far more money than NEETs who are too lazy to work. But don't give me that "being NEET is better" shit. I was a NEET myself and could go back any time since I have no martgages or shit like that to pay off, but I don't want because... I just like this life more.
And if you don't understand this then, sorry but you're a pleb.
>>29276068
>literally doing what neets are doing right now
>my life is better though... because reasons
Classic wagie
>>29276068
>neets can do literally anything they want
>you can't
on balance, neet life is better
BREXIT NOW LADS
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/13/eu-referendum-leave-campaign-takes-six-point-lead-in-guardianicm-polls
>>29276089
> Meanwhile, us wagies can do the same things you can do AND MORE.
Yet you're here doing the EXACT same thing we're doing.
What a life you lead. Wasting it away at work, and then coming to here of all places.
Truly the plebbiest thing I've ever seen
>>29276089
"It's only good if it costs money"
I don't know if this is a wageslave coping mechanism or whether you're really just trying to justify your slavery to yourself. The best things in life are free buddy.
>>29276068
Why do you come here then if your life is so fulfilling and rewarding?
>>29276110
>>neets can do literally anything they want
why does everyone say this over and over again? they can't. they can barely do fuckall because they are poor.
>>29276120
Will do, fuck the EU.
Make Britain great again!
>>29276145
because it's true?
i want to watch anime, free
i want to play games, free
i want to listen to music, free
i want to read a book, free
i want to watch a movie/show, free
i want to buy an anime figure, my bennies covers it
i want to buy some snacks, my bennies covers it
it's as easy as that
>>29276125
The difference is that right now I am getting paid to be here, and paid handsomely.
>>29276145
>they can't do whatever boring normie shit I want to do
>therefore they can't do whatever they want
Nice logic you fucking idiot
>>29276125
>Yet you're here doing the EXACT same thing we're doing.
Are you honestly this retarded that you think posting on 4chan is all I ever do?
I also breath and occassionally take a shit. Those exact same things are done by NEETs too. Your point?
>>29276138
>quoting things I didn't say
>stop liking what I don't like
lel pleb
>>29276120
To that anon who was complaining brexit would ruin his plans to retire to Italy, fuck you!
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT!
>>29276173
>All I want do are things that involve sitting alone
Fucks sake this is a truly pathetic post. I hope it's a joke.
>>29276174
Doesn't change the fact you're doing the exact same thing as us despite claiming to have it better
lol
Wew >29276180 is getting pretty mad. I don't think he can comprehend how much freedom we have as neets, how we are able to pursue our desires with no restriction.
post your 3 favourite british tv series lads
mine is
im alan partridge
top boy
the royle family
>>29276193
>being out of breath is fun
what a retard you are
>>29276173
Okay then, if this is all you want to do then the NEET life is objectively better than being a wagie, no matter how much more money you would get. I agree with you here.
But why is it so hard for you to fathom that other people like to do things that are NOT free? You honestly must be a rather closed minded person.
>>29276035
The economic fallout will come way before we actually leave. Years of uncertainty about our relationship to the EU won't help matters at all. Plenty of time to make more cuts and sell off more shit in the name of affordability.
>>29276200
Obviously I have it better. I'm getting paid over 30 quid an hour to sit here and talk shit to you.
So funny.
>>29276212
scrubs
friends
frasier
>>29276200
>being this retarded
no wonder that you're on retardbux. You don't get them because you "tricked" the doctor or anything. you are a legitimate retard.
>>29276243
Fucking love frasier it's so comfy
>>29276221
>Says "the best things in life are free"
>He isn't talking about love, sex, friendship, family
>He's talking about torrenting anime
Christ don't you see how pathetic your life is?
>>29276243
meh
all shite desu
>>29276224
>NEET life is objectively better than being a wagie
yup you finally got it
Just probably failed my exam lads. Only 7 more to go now.
>>29276173
>>29276176
Thanks for confirming my point that the NEET lifestyle is only for people who like to do things that are free or cost little money, hence the NEET lifestyle is not objectively the best because different people like to do different things.
>>29276173
Tried all the things you listed there, the "boring normie shit" that costs money is more fun. I will keep my job. Enjoy your anime.
>>29275023
>We will never have another general election
what fucking delusion
>>29276272
>love, sex, friendship
>free
why are wagies so deluded?
>>29276294
Ive only got 4 more now lad, all this week
>>29276276
If you're pathetic and you like to spend 100% of your time alone, then yeah, being NEET will suit you.
Enjoy your lonely life. Think about how you've beaten me while I'm out living a life full of love, friendship, happiness and laughter.
>>29276295
>more fun
>has to take alcohol to enjoy it
the cognitive dissonance from you is unreal
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
Lads, this week's poll for movie night (horror week) is open until wednesday midnight. Make sure to cast your votes before then. Currently leading: Funny Games.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
>>29276309
>thinks i will even remember him by tomorrow
lol
you are but a grain in the beach of wageslaves, being washed over by a sea of inadequacy
Guys just let them believe they have it somehow better. They are disabled, that's why they get the benefits. This is basically just taunting the disabled. Let them have their delusion. Let them be happy.
>>29276276
> if this is all you want to do
>>29276334
Fuck off cunt we don't want your normie night. All you do is beta orbit a girl
>>29276334
Remove the gay capcha, I'm too slow to select all of them in time.
I vote for the human centipede.
>>29276344
>appealing to yourself as if more than one wagie is in the thread
LOL
>>29276068
Really poor bait.
>>29276212
Edge of Darkness
Boys from the Blackstuff
I, Claudius
>>29276321
>>has to take alcohol to enjoy it
Where in my post did I say that I need alcohol to enjoy doing the things I enjoy doing which cost money?
This shows yet again how much of a goddamn, pathetic pleb you are. There are plenty of things I do which cost money and alcohol would only make them less enjoyable.
>>29276344
Back to work wagie someone needs to generate my autism compensation.
>>29276334
You can't be trusted anymore you clickbaiting cunt
>>29276418
I'm happy to pay taxes that are used on benefits for the disabled. I'm sorry that you were afflicted with this illness. Good luck for the future and try to enjoy life as much as you can.
>>29276407
and yet you're yet to refute a single point
you work, i don't
you can't do what you enjoy without restraint, i can
you always have the requirement to work looming over you, whenever you take a break or holiday, i do not
my life is without stress, i am perpetually content
yours is a life of misery which you seem too in denial about to change
>>29275902
>>29275902
kek, NEETcucks are mad. enjoy SSRI induced neurotoxicity.
>>29276334
Reminder that movie night has been hijacked by a female seeking attention who has very little to do with /britfeel/.
Movie night is dead. It must be removed from the OP.
>>29276450
poor bait. I won't repeat myself again. All of those points already got refuted ITT. Read the thread.
>>29276450
>without restraint
What about the restraint of a lack of money?
>>29276369
>>29276426
>>29276469
nigii please do not samefag
>>29276472
no they haven't
you can't even address them
>>29276476
bennies are more than enough money
>>29276486
>no they haven't
Yes they did. I will not repeat myself or link to the respective posts that refute them. Keep baiting.
>>29276484
I'm one of those three posts. Let me ask if you think it's ok for our community to be infiltrated and hijacked by a scummy roastie? Even though I doubt they are actually female, they still attract the attention of those desperate virgins who have no self-respect and are willing to throw everything we have away just for a shot with some fat bird.
It's disgusting behaviour. If that person is present again then /britfeel/ movie night will be stopped.
>>29276486
>bennies are more than enough money
If all you've ever had is bennies, you should understand that I've tried far more things in this world than you have. Things that you could never afford to do.
They are good. You don't know what you are missing. Thankfully for you, otherwise you'd be pretty miserable.
>>29276486
GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND GET A BLOODY JOB !!!
>>29276498
nope you didn't
now you pretend this is bait because you're on the ropes and have nowhere to go
all you've said is insults and "m-muh money" lol, qutie sad
>>29276518
She is female, I've Skyped with her. She isn't fat though. She has beautiful breasts. I long for our next Skype call.
I love you, baby girl.
>>29276393
Lets actually find out if this is true, lads:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10483344
>>29276520
>it's better because it costs money
enjoying a hearty chuckle at your expense, but that's ok you can afford it right? hahahahahaha
>>29276440
See wagies, this obedient worker bee is someone you can all learn from.
This man will now be rewarded for his service.
>>29276549
everyone vote no
>>29276558
Things aren't better because they cost money.
But there are things that cost money that you've never tried. Many things. You don't know if they are better or not. You can't know.
To me, that's poverty.
>>29276591
name them, I have probably done it
>>29276600
You don't have the freedom to have done them. You are constrained by your lack of money
>>29276549
Lets find out the real answer.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10483383
>>29276610
can't even name something
k then guess we're done here
get back to earning my bennies wagie
>>29276635
I don't have to name them. I know they are unaffordable on benefits, so you can't possibly have done them. There's no point in me giving you a list so that you can be sour grapes about how they aren't worth doing anyway.
>>29276484
nigii doesnt post here anymore
>>29276667
well you can't name them, we know
you can't think of any, it's ok
you enjoy not being able to enjoy what you want
i will continue to live like a king
>>29276546
Who you on about? Kent?
>>29276692
Haha ok mate continue "living like a king" too skint to enjoy a decent lifestyle. Enjoy sitting alone in the dark while I am out having fun.
>>29276708
Don't call me a kent, you're a facking kent.
>>29276714
can you shut the fuck up already you fucking retard? And I'm saying this as a non-NEET myself. He knows very well that he's inferior, he's just baiting. And you're a retard for still responding.
>>29276714
enjoy getting my paycheques while i do whatever i want and you have to work
LOL
Why do people keep saying I post here and at movie night?
I thought you guys didn't want me to do this stop trying to bring it back.
inb4 wrong trip check it
Nobody fucking cares who KentAnon is. Just let movie night exist in peace, and stop being fucking autists. We've got more important things to discuss, like Brexit.
>>29276910
Why do women always have to bring themselves up? Why do they enter communities like this and try to ruin them?
>>29276924
>>29276924
>Why do women always have to bring themselves up?
nobody liked kent even before he started pretending to be a girl, lol
TEA IN THE CUP
HOT WATER FROM THE KETTLE
SUGAR
MILK
STIR
COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
DONE
>>29277055
>sugar
>cold water from the tap
what is wrong with you
>>29277055
>SUGAR
>MILK
>STIR
What are you, a bitch?
>>29277055
>swedes
Disgusting 100% of the time >>>/int/60784031
>>29277124
I'm a Brit on holiday.
>>29277172
That's ok, I'm a Jamaican here illegally
>>29277177
Get the fuck out of my country, you disgusting piece of shit.
>>29277055
Sugar in tea is degeneracy
>>29277212
Tea without sugar is just bitter dishwater.
>>29277055
HE PUTS SUGAR IN HIS MILK WHAT ARE YOU WORKING-CLASS ?!?!?
>>29277228
>I'm a literal child who can't enjoy the taste of things unless that taste is calpol-tier sugary
Surrounded by negativity everywhere I go, the thought of travelling to somewhere in a,g right up all my possessions and becoming a buddhist monk right now is more than appealing
>>29277255
Pic related, these lads are making us proud
Police in Texas say there is an active gunman in a #Walmart supermarket in #Amarillo and hostages are inside
>>29276528
Jobs are fucking horrible and make you want to kill yourself. Take it from me, I have a job.
Poleaboo is about to weigh himself
Anyone want to take guesses on the result?
>>29277689
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>And heaven knows I'm miserable nowof course this wasn't original
