Has 4chan/internet ruined something for you entirely?
I know you'll call me a faggot but
> THAT Rocket Power copypasta
Really disturbed me on a visceral level. I really liked Tito, I can't even watch the cartoon anymore, it just seems so creepy and weird now.
> was going to use pic of tito but it was too much so here's squid beefing it
as the ancient hawaiians used to say...
ITS
ruined everything for me
I'm a jaded bitter edgelord now
I fucking hated all the Klasky Csupo cartoons as a kid. Rocket Power, Rugrats, The Wild Thornberrys, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, As Told by Ginger etc.
>>29288657
what copypasta
>>29288657
What does that 'N' on his shirt stand for?
>>29288866
wow we got a real pleb here
that cartoon is like 3 yrs old are you 12?
>>29288914
literally how new r u
>>29288866
I thought they were really ugly and inferior to the good cartoons but still watchable at least.
Rugrats was at least decent.
>>29288941
>3 years old
>started in 1999
You could have been 1 year old when it came out and still LEGALLY post here.
>>29288914
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiin sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiin happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
>it continues on but that's the basic idea
>>29288941
Rocket Power came out in '99. Are you fucking retarded?
>>29289038
Nigga, I do NOT remember all of that. Os this like the aristocrats?
