Autistic things you do
>listen to Pokemon soundtracks instead of actual music
>>29258107
I just ate a full tub of frozen meijer brand cool whip.
>>29258107
Man just morph your awkward autistic into awe inducing autistic. Just listen to classic instead
>reload imaginary guns while taking shits in the bathroom
>>29258107
That isn't autistic lol
Why brand stuff you like as autistic?
I play online games meant for 12 year olds and yell and curse at them when they are bad teammates.
>ywn be on the road to viridian city
>>29258278
do you play overwatch m8
>>29258107
that's not autistic
that's pleb
>>29258107
I hate people who's musical taste consists of video game soundtracks.
>>29258311
block n load
>>29258278
>>29258445
sounds like fun t b h d e s u
>>29258107
I repeat stuff, and love repetitive memes/
>>29258460
don't do it man you will rage like crazy
>start writing a book
>write a character that gets ripped out of their mundane life and forced to quit being a robot as they fight for their life
>get depressed because it can't happen in real life
>end up laying in bed daydreaming about what it would be like to be this character.
>never finish book.
which is worse?
>only listening to Top 40 music (or whatever music plays on the radio)
>music library mainly consisting of soundtracks
>music library mainly consisting of music that was popular decades ago (dad-rock, Beatles, Queen, the top hits of 60's, 70's, 80's, etc)
>music library mainly consisting of 90's and early 2000's music
>music library mainly consisting of /mu/ core music
>music library mainly consisting of classical music
>music library is mainly just one genre
>>29258107
Since you started with something pokemon related:
>balltism when I'm breeding/postgame
>only use regular pokeballs for the story of each game
>>29258583
keep writing anon. at least it keeps the mind busy.
>>29258584
all of them are worse than soundtrak desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1WM50dxJd8&list=PLE196FE85F324B843&index=8
>>29258107
i litsen to kirby, pokemon, undertale, bomberman, rocket knight and many more
(im diagnosed with Autismo)
i mean is this not great, i recomend you to play rocket knight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1WM50dxJd8&list=PLE196FE85F324B843&index=8
>fantasize about dominating everyone around me
>play terraria and hearthstone everyday
>eat the same thing everyday
>stay home everyday
>listen to video OSTs everyday
Videogame idea:
-A robot wakes up a from coma and finds out that most of the male population has died out from an unknown cause
-some of the men in the remaining population have the ability to gain powers by being intimate with women. Some gain powers by kissing, others by drinking breast milk, others by cumming inside a vagina, and others by friendship/love.
-the MC gains powers via kissing but he's different in the sense that he gets different power types depending on the type of kiss (stealth kiss = kissing a girl without her knowing, force kiss = forcing himself on a girl without consent, consensual =getting a girl's permission, kiss of the soul=completing a challenge )
-powers are based on the girl's personality, lifestyle, and skill set
-he also finds out he's now married to Katya Lischina and he works with a private military task force to make sure that the men population do not abuse their powers (later in the game he can abandon his job in favor of other organizations or lifestyles which trigger different endings)
-although it is expected for women to have multiple partners to help out the population, Katya is saving herself for the MC
-some of the enemies include his abusive father and a Chad who bulled him back in highschool
-levels will range from breaking into secret bases to kiss a girl to extract top secret intel from her TO attending a party for a night stand TO Legend of Zelda esque dungeons TO monster brawls and fights in space
-the game will present itself like a TV series where every set of levels is a considered an episode and every playthrough is considered a Season. Sidequests will be referred to as Short Films . Some episodes will be portrayed in different themes or artstyles (80's, anime, horror, etc) . When you load a save file you'll see a montage of scenes showing what you have done so far (Previously... on <game name>) . When you finish an Episode, you'll get a preview of the next Episode.
>>29258107
Eat homemade sushi with chopsticks in public
>>29259183
dominate me
>>29258107
>listen to Eurobeat
>>29259210
rolling but this is an original post because I said so
PENIS
>sleep playlist includes varporwave and video game soundtracks (undertale, Legend of Zelda, Skyrim)
>>29259232
I wish bb
>>29258107
>pretend to be talking on the phone to avoid speaking to someone
>turn on the faucet in the bathroom for a few seconds after flushing but not actually wash my hands
>pretend to be asleep sometimes when I don't feel like talking to my roommate
>constantly clench/flex my brain to the point of tension headaches
Is it autistic If I listen to touhou music instead?
>>29258107
i do that when I work for long periods of time. it's relaxing and reminds me of a time when goals were clear and set out instead of the bullshit that is networking in the adult world.
>>29258692
I use regular pokeballs only. I just don't like these faggy new balls with a dick insgnia on the ball and a a million sparkles when my pokemon comes out.
>>29258584
>music library mainly consisting of /mu/ core music
thats the worst one by far, especially if you think you're superior because of your taste in music
>>29259210
Would play the absolute crap out of this game good gracious
>>29259298
>clench/flex my brain
What did he mean by this?
>>29259278
are you cute?
asking is pointless, but i still wanna know senpai
>>29258230
That's pretty autistic anon
>What are you listening to?
>u-uh s-some pokemonz anon
>>29259210
Original rullo
>>29259210
The again roll
Blanla balremp
>>29258583
Don't start writing with the intention of writing "a book". That's stupid. If it only takes you ten pages to resolve your plot, what are you going to do? Pad it out to 50 so you can call it a novella? You write stories, not books. A book is just a bunch of pages.
>listen to civil war music
>>29258107
i sometimes think i'm gonna suffocate when i'm listening to music with headphones in
idk if it's autistic, but it sounds like it is
>>29258107
I mostly listen to ww2 era music from games like fallout and hearts of iron 4
It's chill desu
When i'm home alone i would sing along to the hearts of iron 4 version of machtigste konig im liftrevier
>>29259303
I do too.
Listening to this right now senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTMR2HFXSos
>>29259279
>>turn on the faucet in the bathroom for a few seconds after flushing but not actually wash my hands
Top kek
>carefully add my favorite albums and playlists to Spotify
>end up listening to Top 40 shit and dance music for hours
I can't be the only one.
>>29259695
I'd be lying if I said I didn't sing along in very broken German to the Kaiserreich theme.
>I haven't even played the game
>>29258367
Why there is some really god vidya soundtracks out there I myself almost exclusively listen to songs from touhou games.
>>29258584
>tfw all of these at once except the first one
>>29259210
06 is the best one for robots
I already have 24
>>29259298
Thats not a thing stop lying.
>>29259815
Exclusively listening to only one kind of music makes you appear uncultured. Also makes it seem like you only enjoy something if there's some VIDEOGAME culture connotation to it.
"I'm going to blast the Nier soundtrack at a party and see how many people fist bump me for being so cool for playing Nier"
>>29259279
>>turn on the faucet in the bathroom for a few seconds after flushing but not actually wash my hands
disgusting bastard
I really like travelling to other countries and I really like eating McDonalds however I really can't afford to do either.
So my best hobby is to find people on facebook who work at worldwide McDonalds outlets and message them my order for the McDonalds outlet in the country they live in
Pic related- It is the Mcdonalds Arabia website. I have made my order and found this guy who works at McDonalds in Kuwait, so I am sending him my order to pretend I travelled to Kuwait and placed a food order at a McDonalds. It really helps me escape and forget my NEETdom.
Also, the people I message rarely respond of course because they are not able to see my messages due to privacy settings. So if they don't respond I write a message to the McDonalds management complaining about that employee being rude to me. I have shown this in pic related. I also have obesity so this is a great sub for eating.
>>29258230
Pokemon is literally autistic, though. Satoshi Tajiri is autistic, and it appeals to autists for a reason.
nothing
I do nothing ever.
I always recite the final Big Boss speech from MGSV while looking at myself in the mirror while I get ready in the mornings.
Like, actually?
>shake one leg constantly and violently
>have to eat an even number of things (pretzels, skittles, whatever) so that I can equalize the sensations on both sides of my mouth; split the last one if I can't
>try to equalize the sensations on both sides of my body if I step on a crack or brush against something with one side; do so by doing the same thing with the other side
>stack/line up/arrange objects on the desk/table in front of me
>close my eyes and rock around and thrash violently when I'm listening to music on headphones; wave my hands in front of my eyes so that the resulting flashes of light create a strobe effect for the colors and patterns; start laughing to myself
>do the same thing while lying in bed, except I start having little seizures from all the sensations and just spasm and seize myself to sleep
>spin around when I think nobody is looking, twirl objects
>speak with a slight lisp
>walk on my toes and bounce along as I go
>wear my socks inside-out because I don't like the feeling on the insides, cut the balls at the ends of the seams off, tear the tags of of every article of clothing I own
>watch a children's cartoons exclusively in lieu of live-action programming
>listen to the same songs over and over and do the same thing with cartoon episodes until I can replay the entire song/episode in my head while I'm doing something else instead of paying attention
>just start spouting off trivia that I know at people out of nowhere
>plug my ears in crowded/loud spaces
>cover or laterally block one eye with my hand or bangs to avoid seeing objects moving in my peripheral vision; make little forts out of folders or books for the same purpose
>have to color in sheet music or draw the song over the bars to read it at a glance
>actually become bothered when the letters in a logo are the wrong colors
>just say shit at random that I wasn't even consciously thinking
>>29258485
Examples?
>>29259298
Wait, what?
>>29260769
Respectable.
>tfw 150 hours past 2 weeks on CSGO
I got Global last December, this game is no fun but I can't stop
>actual music
Listening to video game BGM isn't autistic, but being self-conscious about it and literally thinking it's not music is massive autism.
Schizophrenic shit that I do:
>listen to Neofolk and Young Thug instead of real music
>>29260800
>>have to eat an even number of things (pretzels, skittles, whatever) so that I can equalize the sensations on both sides of my mouth; split the last one if I can't
>>try to equalize the sensations on both sides of my body if I step on a crack or brush against something with one side; do so by doing the same thing with the other side
Th-these aren't really autistic are they?
I've always done this
>>29260975
I mean, I don't know whether they're literally autistic or not.
>>29260274
Now thats what I call autism!
Originudesu
>>29259360
I think I have the opposite of autism cuz I like having tons of random shit. Theirs beauty in chaos you know
>>29258107
the guy who composed pokemon music is actually a really good composer. he uses complex harmonies and rhythms in many songs.
He is most certainly better than most composers working in the pop business.
>>29259200
>>eat the same thing everyday
>he eats food
>he doesn't have Soylent every day
>>29260800
Yeah thats some grade A autism. Are you really good at school too?
>>29258107
I listen to Sonic After The Sequel/Sonic CD music everyday. I don't know if it's that autistic but it's sonic so it's something.
>>29261408
Agreed. Especially the soundtrack for the original red and blue versions. I think something about the limitations of what sounds the gameboy could produce forced him to create these really brilliant pieces that translate really well to a piano.
>>29261473
Depends on what you mean by "good at school." I'm brilliant, but I was honestly a really shitty student with a really shitty attitude about my education until I got to college. I've tried to be less scatterbrained and to actually try lately, though, and it's paying dividends.
>>29259210
roll for great justice
browse 4chan for 14 hours a day with only toilet breaks
>>29261308
>beauty in chaos
I don't think so, Tim.
>>29259210
roll
>although it is expected for women to have multiple partners to help out the population, Katya is saving herself for the MC
This isn't even the worst thing but I still laughed. Not even in your original masturbatory setting of free sex can you let go of your 'pure virgin waifu' bullshit. The worst part is that Katya is almost certainly not even a virgin.
>>29262116
Katya is pure and that is the truth.
>>29258584
>>>music library is mainly just one genre
Having preferences and an own taste is something bad now?
you forgot
>music library mainly consisting of all kinds of genres wildly mixed up
which basically means you are the biggest pleb of all
Search for trannies/ traps on omegle so I can jerk off with them. Sometimes spend hours trying to find one that won't next me. Sometimes even spend almost an hour just talking to them before jerking off with them. Everytime after I cum, I stand still and pretend my webcam froze then shut my computer down.
I'm married and have a kid.
>not gay
>still leap around playing air guitar
>like to draw pictures of monks drinking ale
>perform interviews with myself out loud when cooking
>>29262221
It's uncultured to only like metal. Even if you have a bunch of metal sub-genres.
>>29262220
how can she be pure when she had a rhinopasty done? lol. and foreign girls all lose their virginity at like 11 or 12, so enjoy your delusions
>>29262298
now thats a truly autistic thing to say.
also nice job at picking the worst example
>>29258179
I do this too.
fdssdf
>>29262339
>I only listen to rap
vs
>I like rap, folk, retrowave,chillstep, eletronica, progressive rock, symphonic metal, ambient, etc
>>29259239
Me too anon.
>when I get excited I flap my fingers infront of my eyes, while squinting.
I still do it but I do it when no one is looking/around. When I was a kid, I would do it and my classmates would make fun of me.
>bring and entire manga series with me to school.
>always keep my Japanese to English dictionary with me
>draw my own manga
>have one friend, and brother I'm close to but we're all friends
>send them daily reminders in our group text chat that my waifu is my gf along with pictures of her
>they always make fun of her/say that they are fucking her
>i stand up for her valiantly
I do it "as a joke" but it feels good to white knight for my waifu honestly.
>>29262406
>i have a specific taste that I actually genuinly like to listen to
vs
>i listen to all kinds of music, especially the songs and tracks people like alot so I have a bigger chance of beeing liked
really makes you think
>>29258107
I listen to SNES DKC music
>>29262406
>listing 4 types of electric music
can we agree on electric music beeing superior in any way?
think your autistic.
>>29259210
Ughhghgghgghgg
>>29259799
Use windows media player faggot
>>29262444
As much as I like folk, sometimes I want to listen to something a bit different.
>>29259363
shit taste detected lol
>tfw can't sleep unless I have Ricky, Steve, and Karl arguing in the background
>>29262476
>electric
It's electronic you fuck.
Is it wrong to buy an album, then remove all of the songs you don't like?
I catch my poop in my hand and document it's shape, texture, color, and odor.
>>29258107
I have to wait 4 years to watch a good movie for the second time. This is because if you watch it repeatedly in a short time, it ruins the movie, and 4 years is enough time to forget everything except maybe the major plot device.
Pic is my text file of movies I liked that I've got to wait until I can watch.
>>29262868
That's a good one, but do you get a taste sample? You don't really know a turd until you've gotten a little taste.
>>29262868
No way this shit is real.
>le pun intended
>>29262954
God no that's disgusting
>>29262965
You're fucking kidding. Post your results so far.
I have an imaginary sister who I talk to whenever I'm alone, constantly. She's really funny and she's the sweetest girl you'd ever meet.
>>29262965
I'll admit, it's a certain scat aficionado that will eat shit. But the least you could do is handle it without gloves/paper towel, don't be afraid to get your hands dirty ya feel me poopanon?
>>29262958
I assure you it is real. Why do you say it's not?>>29262992
Here's some more
I take music, video games, tv shows, and movies far too seriously
>>29263002
So is it like a tulpa?
Every night before bed I imagine scenarios like I'd be in like a post apocalyptic world and being the ruler over a faction, or just normal stuff.
>>29262690
theres a difference between having 2 or maybe even 3 genres that you really enjoy and literally "enjoying" everything
>>29263026
Because I really just don't want to believe that it's true. ;-;
I shoot kamehamehas randomly
>>29263026
You say document. Excel spreadsheet?
>>29258179
Not while pooping but I've been doing this since forever.
> Fantasize about rebuilding the government after the nuclear apocalypse
>>29263059
I don't know why I do it. I started it years ago
>>29263072
Ohhhh they're in my journals. I keep those at home, I'm at work right now.
>>29263126
Have your journals ever been found by anyone?
>>29263126
What do you do for work? Hopefully not anything food handling related.
>>29263135
No they're in a locked file cabinet so my wife doesn't find it
>>29263143
How the absolute fuck do you have a wife and document your literal shit?
>normie by day
>professor of anal excrement examinations by night
>>29263143
You are not alone fellow shitumentary maker. Mine's more like a radio show I host though.
>>29263044
Basically, but I never set out to make a tulpa or anything. I just one day started imagining her, talking to her, and she's developed a bit. I can't see her unless I really force it, but I can feel exactly what she's thinking and feeling, or even saying to me.
>listen to shit that sounds good to you from every genre
>normies think you are autistic for not knowing famous singers or current hits
>if people catch you listening to something specific they will asociate you with that single genre forever
>when people ask what you like and you say a bit of everything they see you with weird eyes
This is why music is objectively shitty for everything else except listening and making it
It also makes /mu/ the worst board
>>29258584
my music collection ranges from game soundtracks, to game soundtrack remixes to glitch hop to linkin park. feel pretty autistic but i like it.
>>29263139
I'm a nurse in a nursing home. I go back to school to get my master's next fall.
Not the doodoo documenter anon, but..
Between the ages of 12-14, I used to grab my shit out of the toilet with heavily-wrapped toilet paper hand and then wrap the turd up securely with more TP then throw it in the trash. After getting caught doing that more than once, I would just do the same, but place the shit on top of the toilet tank and then chop the turd into smaller chunks with TP hand. Then I would flush them down in smaller segments.
I had to do this because my boulder turds would keep clogging the toilet, clog it very badly, I wouldn't be able to unclog it myself and lordy did I try, I hated my dad having to come in and unclog it for me. So I'm no stranger to handling feces, but it's all good now and has been since then, I stopped having dragon turds combined with moving back to our first house which had a stronger toilet, stronger pressure when flushing. I'm no stranger to handling my feces either, but hey, you do what you gotta do sometimes.
>>29259210
roll roll rollinggg
orig
>>29259279
There isn't a more classic robot move than pretending to be asleep.
>>29263197
She saw one of the pictures I took once. Got weirded out so I told her that I sent it to a girl that was hitting on me to scare her off. She thought it was cute and creative :3
>listening to music you like is autistic
k
>>29263338
Hey now doodoo documenter makes me sound childish. Yeah I have some strange things I do but I'm kind of normal passing. I just do a lot of weird shit by myself.
I can't sleep unless I have a podcast going. As of the past two years my mom can't sleep without leaving Netflix running so maybe it's genetic.
Sometimes I worry that it fucks with my subconscious mind and it probably has but what am I going to do, stop?
I listen to full albums and document them in a composition book with album title, band name and year released. Sometimes I make little traditions (no same year releases on one page, listen to next album by an artist at the start of a new page, etc.)
>listens to creepy pastas and "true" scary story videos while I fall asleep at night
I used to not spit or swallow for extended periods to see how much I could save up. It would be my little secret until someone would talk to me and expect an answer.
>>29262439
Jesus christ that is autistic, you should kys
>listen to songs on repeat up to 150 times in a row at a time (listenonrepeat)
>have shower thoughts about giving speeches defacing the Jewish race
>speak in mirrors (saying same thing at beginning and end of sentence)
>only program to "Communist Future", a Tyler, the Creator and Neutral Milk Hotel mashup, on Listenonrepeat
>actually roleplay in RPGs
>cry a lot
>tell strangers about how much my balls hurt
>stutter
>if I don't take my BDD meds and anxiety meds I have a really bad TH- lisp
I have a 7-8/10 body and face and a 1/10 personality.
>tfw a figurative nigger
>>29263630
>tell strangers about how much my balls hurt
What do you mean by this? Please explain.
I scratch behind my ears and then sniff my fingers. It smells bad. I don't know why; I wash every day. But a few years ago I discovered it smells bad back there and I'm fixated on it.
>Recently cured my phimosis.
>Have slowly been pulling back and eating all my smeg.
I also eat my cum when I masturbate so finding all this globular smeg was a scrumptious goldmine.
>>29263681
Same, kind of.
I like to do what you do, with behind the ears, but I taste it. I also like to use the top side of my fingernails and run them across my nose, namely on the sides of the nostrils and collect the dead skin/oil/etc on my fingernail and then taste.
>>29263652
>be in mess hall
>random person will come up to me
>usually grill because body and face or chadbro wanting to hit the quad - "6 9 four two OH, you know!"
>I don't speak much
>person will get tired of talking
>I will talk about some of my Overwatch WEBM collection
>tell them how much Mei makes my balls throb
>they immediately leave
>they never talk to me again
Also,
>watched so much Russian Badger I picked up a lot of his mannerisms by accident
>I don't have ADD, but now I kind of talk like I do
>I talk about inane bullshit or give way too much information about me to people, has backfired at times
>Listen to movie soundtracks more but not besides rap, post rock, garbage rock and hip hop
Going on this board
This place is quite honestly the worst place on 4chan, and that's saying something considering /lit/ and /his/.
You are literally unironic redpill beta cucks that feel the need to constantly whine and moan and blame other people for your problems instead of actively doing some self reflection and changing the way you conduct yourself as and individual.
>>29263794
Heh, not me pal. I just like to come here and act afool, shitpost, whatever. Like earlier ITT, literal shitpost about how I handled my business, by which I mean handle my feces so it wouldn't clog the toilet xd
>>29263740
Sounds really autistic but fair enough, Mei makes my balls throb too.
>>29260800
Are you diagnosed?
I mimic with gestures and shit rappers like they were on stage when im alone and i talk by myself while i shit
I'm 24 and still listen to anime music.
I'm gay but I still can't talk to girls
>>29258107
fuck you jason
original
I pretend I'm the Reverse Flash by vibrating a lot.
>>29258179
>>29262358
>>29263077
I do this everyday exclusively for shits.
>>29259621
This was me in first year Uni Anon
I told a girl as a semi joke and she called me a loser
>>29258367
I like Halo (only some) and Zelda (only skyward sword ost) but aside from that i listen to a mixture of music, like classic rock, indie, rap, orchestra, jazz (and subgenres) aaaaand.... A little of pop.... What does that make me?
>>29263900
Believe it or not, no. They pegged me with "Sensory Processing Disorder," which is comorbid, but I was born a little too early for autism to be the knee-jerk thing to slap me with. Tried to slap me with ADHD, said "he learns everything just fine, but he learns it the wrong way" (actual quote), wanted to put me on ritalin, dad told them to go fuck themselves, and that was the end of my relationship with shrinks.
Don't really feel like it would be hard to get diagnosed, but I don't see much of a point, either.
I posted this in a /losing it/ thread recently, but it 404'd not long after.
>run around my place dodging imaginary explosions and gunfire
>ordered a bunch of stuff off Amazon recently so I got to dive headfirst into a stack of cardboard boxes and bubble wrap whilst pretending I was avoiding a massive explosion in a huge action sequence
>been getting back into Family Guy recently and I scream like a goat whenever I get a reference to something happening IRL... it's pretty convincing too because I recorded it and played it alongside a real goat
>been watching a lot of cockatoo videos recently and I occasionally mimic the noises and movements they do when they get mad, for example: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw @ 1:25
>bought a new circular saw
>walk around with it in one hand a drill in the other, timing the noises to my movements... it's not like it's canonically inaccurate either seeing as the T-X in T3 has loads of weird tools hidden inside it, plus the saw really helps cement the image that I'm a ruthless killer robot
>standing at my fridge to get a cold drink when someone notices me
>we lock eyes and I put the drink down and pose like pic related
>hear a bunch of pissheads outside walking by
>run into the kitchen and part the blinds slightly at the bottom so they can't see me and I start making daffy duck/shrieking cat noises through the window
>go out at like 4am to collect bugs tp feed my plants/spider
>I like to quote General Grievous from Star Wars like when he says 'you fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku' but I switch the words to make it more appropriate so I say 'you fool! I've been trained in insect-capturing arts by Steve Irwin' (rip ;_;)
>drunk couple literally walks by and laughs as they hear this, but whatever, it was a good night
>recently noticed a huge group of middle-aged women walking by with clipboards and going into a property
>want to find out wtf is going on
cont
>>29259210
>although it is expected for women to have multiple partners to help out the population
I'm confused, if most of the male population is dead, the few remaining men would be spread out among the vast female population creating very large harems with one male having many partners, not the other way around.
I listen to anime/movies/classical soundtracks all the time
Sometimes i just cannot handle it and start to sing
what should i do with my life
>18
>live with parents who are nice but heavily believe all the same kinds of /pol/ tier conspiracies
>thinks whites of european desent are the real israelites while jews are half devil hybrids from eve having sex with the devil
>beleive that devil jews control media and money
>they dont eat pork
>would disown me for having a girlfriend of different race
>im atheist and just go alobg with it because its easier than dealing with shame/arguing
>no direction in life right now but work at a family buisness that is pretty fun
>want to join the army but my mile is 10:30 and younhave to have at least a 16:36 2 nile in the army
>think i have aspergers and athsma so if i was diagnosed i couldnt enlist anyways
>mom and her doctor friend agree that i probably have aspergers
>mom tells ne getting diagnosed would donnore harm than good and that it might put me on a list that cant own a gun
>go out at night on a bugrun and remember those creepy women
>decide to snoop around their property
>look through the windows
>lava lamps, mood lighting, and spoopy trinkets everywhere inside
>over the door it has 'the psychic company' over it with a contact number
>it's one of those places wear you have to go down some steps to reach the door, so it's obscured from the street, which is why I've never noticed it before
>chuckle to myself and start wiggling my fingers above my head while moving my arms and going 'ooooOooooOoooh, soooo spoopy'
>realize one of the spoopy psychic ladies is now watching me from one of the windows
>duck behind some bins and basically crab-walk out of there so the witches don't see me
>end up taking a huge detour that lasts for several hours to ensure the witches aren't still on guard
>found some new bug hunting sites
>tfw probably cursed
My autism has spread like fungal mycelium beyond the walls of my home, saturating the very ground I tread upon, soon to consume everything.
Also, kudos if you get my name and remember the thread I posted in a couple months back.
>>29266609
I didn't proofread this part thoroughly.
Some of the girls in the world are aware that they can provide power to men via affection. A girl can be affectionate with multiple men so that multiple men can share the same power.
Katya only gives you 5 dollars when you kiss her so men aren't too tempted to steal her unless they're aware that she's secretly the most powerful woman in the world. Then yeah, seduce Katya, have sex with her, become God.
>>29259210
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING Rollin rolllin rollin.
>>29259210
role for trole
>remember car license plates
>debate myself infront of mirror
>binge watch furry videos
>binge watch pimp my ride
>>29258107
>visit /r9k/
my little pony, minecraft, tf2, no food touching
>>29259303
No. I listen to several circles. Metalhead friend digs foreground eclipse & Further Ahead of Warp
>i unironically listen to denpa
Nanahira is great
>blast denpa while driving (windows rolled down)
>its a red light
>>29259210
rawloregano
>play MW2 and pretend to be an angry autistic kid
Idk why, it's just fun. Maybe because I laugh at the person I create? "He" gets so fucking angry over the dumbest shit. Sometimes I'll throw in odd and funny ways of wording things, almost like Chrischan ("You're not off my shackle yet [player name]! I'm coming for you!"). Sometimes "he" will get triggered by certain words, e.g. moron, pussy, retard, etc.
I've thought about it for some time. I realize basically role-playing a mentally handicapped person isn't the most productive way to spend my time. But it makes me laugh and usually a couple other people will laugh at some of the shit I say so it's all in good fun.
bumpin for more autism
>>29258107
I'll spend weeks listening to different remixes of the same one song rather than moving on to new songs.
>>29258107
>listen to Vaporwave unironically
Great driving music t b q h w y m m
For the last eight years I've worked on an alternate history where the U.S., UK, and German are all fascist, USSR never collapsed, and North Korea took over the peninsula
I have profiles and histories for just about every country in the world. Down to the likes of Benin and Maldives
Hundreds of pages of material and I've never shared it with anyone IRL or even the Internet
>>29259279
Do the faucet thing daily.
>make anime gestures like greeting people with peace signs or cocking my head at an unnatural angle in response to questions.
>I have a pristine beany baby collection.
>I cry often when watching anime because I think their struggle relates to my life.
>I haven't cleaned my room of all the beer cans because I'm afraid the landlord will see me.
>My landlord is my mom
>It's been 5 months.
>Every time I get excited I jump up or dance.
>I don't know why I do this.
>I'm 28
Just some things.
>talk to myself aloud all the time
>dance by myself
>figure out the exact right thing to do in an imaginary situation
>wear hoodie with the hood up
>when I go skateboarding sometimes I make random faces at cars on the highway
>keep earbuds in my ears in public so no one talks to me
>one time a guy started a fist fight with me so I bit his face
>think about how easy it would be to rob certain places/people
>pop zits in mirror for hours
>sometimes trim my pubes and sprinkle them around random locations in my house to freak out family
Listen to cute anime music instead of actual music
>tfw listening to the LL Sunshine singles right now
>>29269029
>make anime gestures like greeting people with peace signs or cocking my head at an unnatural angle in response to questions
I didn't know Shaft made people now
>>29258107
>listen to music every time I'm out in public
Ipod earphones is like my jeans
>>29269029
What are some dank animes senpai i need something to fill the quiet hours before my thoughts eat me alive
I have an excel document to track the anime I watch
Originally it started so I could remember where i was up to in a series and so I had a timetable of when new shows are released, but now I think I enjoy it more than anime
>was going to post "listen to vidya OSTs"
>bunch of people already did
>my face when
>>29269591
part 2
>quote songs/videos around my friends that are ingrained in my memory
>sometimes sleep in the floor
>do voice lines for video game character when I'm alone
>look people dead in the eye to freak them out
>think that people can read my mind
>be overly aggressive around chads
>laugh way to hard at things I'm not supposed to laugh at
>be me
>third grade
>school has pajama day
>get the days mixed up
>take the bus too school in good will PJs
>no one else in PJs
>start getting worried
>in class
>everyone else in regular clothes
>start crying
>teach comes over
>"whats wrong anon?"
>mfw the teacher just thinks I'm too poor for regular clothes
>figure that's better than being wrong about Pajama day
>stop crying
>tell teacher I fell and hurt my knee
>mfw teacher sends me home early
>hump things like a dog
>ask mom for large amounts of peanut butter sandwiches
>hoard peanut butter sandwiches
>spend hours a day messing with the color scheme of my mouse
>always end with the same colors every time
>play and commentate like I'm streaming even when I'm not
>explore every area of the map, including platformers
>screencap almost every slightly significant event that happens in a game like it's going to be important someday
>same with porn - hoard porn like one day the world will end and people will pay me for my WEBMs
>don't even like porn, only like 3D grills
>hoard Overwatch porn
>hoard all niche porn
>not exactly fantasize, but know deep in my heart that if the world ended, I'd make my way with all the porn I have collected
>save my big cum loads for weeks, even months on end until I blow
>don't fap
>watch my friend make music
>it's on Ableton
>obsessively clean everything at work, at my house, and in my room
There's probably more, just nothing else is coming to mind.
>>29269666
SATANIC TRIPS CHECKED
>never get trips
I listen to this every night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0luryR5uvU
>>29260800
>have to eat an even number of things (pretzels, skittles, whatever) so that I can equalize the sensations on both sides of my mouth; split the last one if I can't
>try to equalize the sensations on both sides of my body if I step on a crack or brush against something with one side; do so by doing the same thing with the other side
Used to do these things until I consciously forced myself to stop. Now I'm free.
I also used to draw mental lines from corners of all things connected to the ground/floor and try not stepping on them. For example at the corner of a house I would need to overstep the imagined line.
>stack/line up/arrange objects on the desk/table in front of me
Still do that. Always need to fiddle with something. Have various "toys" ie small objects at my desk that I constantly "play" with while doing something. Screws, bolts, memory sticks, pens, paperclips whatever. Sometimes I construct some weird contraption out of these various objects that would keep itself together with pressure and stuff.
Dunno if autism or OCD.
>>29269739
>save my big cum loads for weeks, even months on end until I blow
Jesus I can't go three days without fapping. Low test faggot.
>>29269862
>low test faggot
>/r9k/
Pally boy
>microwave my ice cream
>can't make eye contact
>eat my cuticles so much my fingers are always bleeding
>>29259504
>what are you listening to?
Literally nobody asks this ever.
>>29269653
I'm going to have to research Shaft. Is it worth it?
>>29269666
I can't remember the ones I learned the behavior from but sailor moon was pretty dark for its time. And the Pokemon movies are decent. But I have binge watched knights of Sidonia, ajin, magi, sword art online which most people think is trash but check out season 2. These are all easy to find if you haven't watched them yet on netflix.
Most of these mainstream but I really liked them over some older stuff.
Seven deadly sins is good. I don't torrent anymore so I don't get rare stuff.
>All of these shows made me cry like a faggot.
>>29269666
Sorry anon I forgot to check your trips. They have been acknowledged.
>>29258584
>>music library mainly consisting of soundtracks
>>music library mainly consisting of music that was popular decades ago (dad-rock, Beatles, Queen, the top hits of 60's, 70's, 80's, etc)
I'm this.
>>29259210
pretty nice meme son, I am proud of you.
listen to death metal while watching children's shows
it's honestly pretty fucking awesome
>>29259210
>>29270538
I really liked my power, but I am gonna reroll for fun
>>29260274
Holy fucking kek. Please post more
>>29258584
>tfw i only listen to top 40s, soundtracks, old shit, and music that was popular in my childhood
>>29259799
You aren't desu
>listen to nightcore and EDM on YOUTUBE
Was invited over to a girl's place, we were chatting and shit. She went to the bathroom and told me put on some music, I played Hip to be Square on youtube and asked her if she liked Huey Lewis and the News when she came back.
>>29270649
Then did you kill her with an axe?
>>29270551
Does your name happen to be Tony? I know someone who does that. He just jams the fuck out and watches iCarly, Spongebob and shit like that, fucking awesome guy.
>>29258107
>Walking at the beach alone
>Everyone look's at me like I'm gong to kill myself
This has actually happened to me twice now, I was listining to music and enjoying the view in one of those highway bridges, some one actually called the cop's and they started to interrogate me, they where convinced that I was gong to kill myself.
>>29259210
Gib the roll
>>29270793
Nope, but she did have a creeped out look for a few minutes. Guessing she saw the movie.
>talk to myself every second I am completely alone, without a computer or anyone around me at all
>I just automatically do it, and sometimes catch myself doing it, and talk about me talking to myself
this is not too bad, right?
>>29268966
>never shared it with anyone IRL or even the Internet
It is time to change this, fampai. Post away.
>>29262835
I used to do this, but nowadays Ricky's loud-ass laugh just wakes me up all the time.
I roleplay on forum boards like NationStates and occasionally fictional ones you find off of RPG Directory. I also write alternate history and play Grand Strategy a lot. I make a point to hide this from my real life since I hate people asking me too many questions.
How bad is it?
>>29263126
I did this for a while when I was a kid. I started doing it when I was in a public restroom and I didn't want there to be any noise when the shit hit the water, so I made a little sling out of toilet paper and caught it. For some reason, I used to wrap it up like a burrito with a shit ton of toilet paper as well. God I miss the 80's.
>>29269029
>make anime gestures like greeting people with peace signs or cocking my head at an unnatural angle in response to questions.
Why does this sound qt as fuck?
Once a month I browse /r9k/ to reassure myself that things could be worse. Thank the flying spaghetti monster I am not autistic.
>>29263299
>if people catch you listening to something specific they will asociate you with that single genre forever
This.
I once saw a cringy janitor listening to metal when she thought noone was near. I startled her.
Not only do I associate her with metal now forever, I also associate metal with her cringyness.
Do a playthrough of the Mass Effect trilogy and then replay the whole thing when I'm finished
I love those games.
>>29266311
A fuckin normie
>>29258107
>Autistic things you do
How about everything
I'm embarrassed just to be alive
>>29263330
Hmmmmmmmm.... tell me, is your name Ben?
>>29263299
I agree with this completely. Everything about music outside of listening to it and creating it is pure cancer.
is there such thing as too autistic?
>>29271410
Why are you embarrassed to be alive anon? Tell me more.
I still sing into the mirror when I'm bored. I can't sing for shit.
>>29271432
It seems like my life is just one embarrassing and autistic phase after another
I just wanna be normal and stay that way
>>29258584
>tfw im none of these :^)
tru partisan taste
>>29259590
Nice, saved.
>>29263089
Same as fuck family.
>>29259210
>-he also finds out he's now married to Katya Lischina and he works with a private military task force to make sure that the men population do not abuse their powers
Stopped reading there
Fucking new world order cuckoldry
Go fuck yourself
>>29258107
For about 2 years all I listened to was Touhou remixes.
>>29267709
I always do this on online video games when Im not playing with friends.
I don't get why you wouldn't
>>29271744
>>29267709
>be me, young teen playing WoW
>/follow random people and insult what they were doing and it would piss them off to no end
>they'd keep telling me to leave and I'd just say "fag" or something in response
It made me laugh so hard. I was such a little faggot.
>>29259210
rollerino orrigan commentary in full hd
>respect vaporwave as a genuine modern artform for our generation, akin to punk or grunge
>manage to enjoy sports but instantly ruin it when talking to normies by being autistic about tactics and specifics
>cant talk to people, not even my own parents
>pretend to be mute sometimes so i dont have to talk
>>29258107
>Be /sp/artan
>Constantly pretend like I am a quarterback dropping back for a pass when I am alone in my room
>Sometimes pretend like I am famous and doing an interview after a game
>>29267709
>("You're not off my shackle yet [player name]! I'm coming for you!")
do you just come up with those on the fly? i legit laughed for a while
compulsively watching these types of videos for few years i just cant control the urge to watch these videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEiu9LOHf8
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22a_1464273627
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fe_1310865020
>>29258107
>alone at dad's house
>take a broom-stick and pretend it's a rifle or any type of weapon, sometimes a spear or a wizard staff
>play out different scenarios where I'm either a great warrior or a wizard
>walk around the house in nothing but my underwear while pretending to be on a battlefield
>go into big living room with big windows and door leading out to the porch
>a guy that's 3 years younger than me that I used to play with every now and then in middle school comes by
>he leaves off some things he and his mom burrowed from my dad
>he sees me walking around in the living room flailing around my staff like starwars-kid
>I don't notice him
>his mom comes to help him leave off the stuff
>*noice of something getting dropped on wood*
>she notices me and they both stare at me
>I see notice them because of the sound and get extremely emberrased
>wave to them and then run as fast as I can up to my room and hide in my bed
This was when I was 17 and probably the most autistic thing I've done.
For the everyday autism I take walks in the midnight because no one else is there to see me and it makes me feel relaxed.
>>29258584
>tfw music library is only prog rock
>>29273383
not a bad genre to to focus on desu
there's a lot to it
Stare into the air for 10 - 15 minutes periods while thinking about random shit, then snapping out of it with tons of force.
>>29259477
not that anon but im cute and i love dominating
I talk to myself when I'm alone. Most of the times things don't even make much sense.
I eat my fingernails and the skin around them
>>29258107
Wear camouflage pants and black everything.
I sometimes just sit and play electronic/ambient music on my phone.
>self insert into any kind of media; music, books, movies, tv. I will always imagine myself as the star of the show, cant even listen to music without pretending that its my own creation
>>29259274
Skyrim's theme song is the shit
>>29273383
It's one of those wide genres that sort get a pass. But if you only have a few songs of each artist than LOL
Don't be those people that never get an album cause "I only ever like1 or a few songs from an artist "
I try extremely hard to get "special" kills in competitive video games.
>GTA V
>desperately try to kill people with melee weapons when they use guns
>rainbow six siege
>try extremely hard to kill people with sledge's hammer and Twitch's drone
>Call of duty
>try to use only knife as much as possible
>overwatch
>constantly try to get environmental kills with Lucio, Winston, and Pharah
>dark souls
>try to kill other players with my bare fists
>halo reach
>constantly fish for assassination kills
>gears of war
>constantly fish for chainsaw kills
>tf2
>fight people with scout's baseball bat only
>>29258230
all japanese shit is autistic.
>>29275713
If that strategy didn't work for you in reach, you just suck. That's the autistic part.
>listen to nationalist metal or medieval songs like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY when lifting
>piss in nestea bottles (nice wide bottleneck allows for a quality piss time)
>spit on myself like pic related
>>29259210
rollino italiano
>obsessively collect pistols in vidya, get annoyed if I have more rifles than handguns
>avoid using handguns because I feel like I'm going to waste ammo (especially in Fallout)
>listen to the same song over and over until it's burned into my mind
>shake while listening to music alone
>fiddle with dumb shit subconsciously
>pick and scratch at my face constantly
>avoid socializing at ever cost
>say/do retarded shit because I can't read social cues
>if I focus too much on how something tastes while eating, I feel repulsed by whatever I'm eating
>blurt out things as they come to me
>ask incredibly irreverent questions
>answer a lot of questions with a question
There's more, but that's what I can think of off the top of my head.
