How do I go about telling my mom I like her tits?
>>27705656
Those are great tits. Especially considering her age and the rest of her body.
Don't though, she won't be comfortable with you seeing them if you make it sexual.
>>27705656
is that her? how did u take that pic
>>27705656
Just tell her anon, spontaneity is the spice of life!
>>27705656
Do be direct like that anon. First you need to do it during a special day for her, like mothers day, etc/
Make some nicer dinner for her, give her some wine then when she's tipsy you can say those things. Hug her and give her a massage as well, that will make her more open for advances like that.
>>27705656
You don't, you fucking weirdo.
>>27705656
why the fuck do you have this pic
and why do you feel the need of telling her this?
"Mom im am proud of your tits"
Don't tell her dude, just cradle one with your hand, give her that little-boy-that-wants-mommy-to-buy-him-someting look and then latch your lips right around that titty and suck her nice and slow
Women are programmed to let their sons fuck them if they want, and in doing suck, cuck their dad and lose their virginity. It is the circle of cuckoldry; a boy is born cucking his father, who then is married and gets cucked by his own son, dying in misery, wishing for his mommy.
>>27705656
almost double chin but damn those tits. some young girls would be envious.
Does no one recognize this pic? It's posted here all the time, it isn't his mom.
>>27705742
its all newfags on r9k now man, theyve infested this place.
>>27705683
Yeah, that's her. And I didn't take it...it's the only one I have though. Fucking sad about it.
>>27705686
Thanks for the meme :^)
>>27705696
Sent it from my dad's phone
>>27705742
Right...tell us more memester
>>27705728
Solid advice bro, glad someone posted this.
>>27705788
jesus christ
titsbl0x
>>27705788
>this entire post
Me thinks you should kill yourself ;)
>>27705656
>10/10 tits
>2/10 face
why god
>>27705728
Sorry to break it to you, but incestuous moms are in the minority.
>>27705656
Don't do it you might risk your mom getting mad and stop giving u money
