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>tfw got really drunk last night at a house party
>accidentally cheated on bf

I want to just tell him and get it over with but I think he might kill himself
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>tfw no beta orbiters to give me money
;~;
;~;
;~;
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>>27591467
>>27591467

>tfw literally was the 3rd man in a drunken college gangbang of a girl who started off her night getting a call from her bf and hanging up then telling me "its just my bf haha" then trying to make out with me
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>>27591467
>>27591513

Why do you guys feel the need to lie?

They make themselves look bad enough without you, what are you even doing?
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tfw femanon
tfw have gay guy friend
tfw have boyfriend
tfw got my boyfriend really drunk one night
tfw he goes to sleep and I let my gay guy friend suck his dick

tfw boyfriend is now gay but doesn't know it
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>>27591467
>tfw in a long term relationship
>hasn't been going well over the past year
>meet a guy that I could see myself being happy with
>don't know whether to leave my bf or not

>>27591513
I actually had an orbiter pay for my college tuition for 2 semesters. They do it to themselves.
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>>27591513
Hi trannybot
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>>27591629
I hope you get raped you fucking skank
Now fuck off normie whore
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> he stays at home and faps to traps
> Chad gave me ass prolapse
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>>27591629
How do I do this? How do I acquire an orbiter like this? Start dropping my Skype on /r9k/?
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>>27591513
>>27591612
>>27591629
ReeEEEeeEeeEeEEEEEeeeEeEeeeeEEEEEE
But nah y'all lyin, you wouldn't be on here if this was true. Even if you were a femanon the only guys orbiting you would be stuck in your gravitational field.
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>>27591699
Be my gf right now normie whore
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>>27591699
Well this was in like 2010 and we were in the same WoW guild. I've never really met any wealthy guys on r9k, and the ones I did meet were absolutely insane.

I would say if you want to find a rich orbiter, go on game forums, be a girl, and immediately they will flock to you. You of course have to be at least somewhat cute (I was fat when this happened though so maybe you don't even have to be cute) and just talk to them. Eventually you'll find someone so desperate to keep you in their life, they'll give you anything.

I actually got really lucky and my orbiter just joined the navy so he had a nice signing bonus. He's also flown me across the US and buys me whatever I want.

Don't stop your skype on r9k, that's really just the worst idea. If you're serious about it, do what I did.

Good luck <3
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>>27591699
Gimme Skype plz I'll pay for everything you could ever want. My family is wealthy.
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>>27591467
nice b8 my man
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>>27591765
You honestly disgust me
You're not a human being and it would be a righteous act to kill you
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>>27591745
Are you going to pay for my university?

>>27591782
Sorry I wouldn't give my Skype out in this thread. Try adding fembots.
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>>27591905
>Are you going to pay for my university?
I'm not
And you're going to be my gf anyway
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>>27591765
die a painful death
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>>27591467
>>27591561
stop coming to r9k
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>>27591921
No, I'm not creeper.

>>27591832
You would do the same if you had this opportunity offered to you.
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>>27592033
>No, I'm not creeper.
Yes you are
>You would do the same if you had this opportunity offered to you.
No I wouldn't
I'm too prideful
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>>27591765
I'll see you in the darkest, deepest depths of Hell.
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>>27592046
>going to hell because a wealthy guy wanted to give me money

oh sunshine, no
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>>27592063
Being an atheist whore willing to leech off someone and lead them on is indeed a sin
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>>27591467
does anyone have this pic but not horribly mangled with artifacts? i need marina pepe

to be relevant here's a feel i guess
>finally interact with eliza
>she replies to me a few times in a thread where i say ive fallen in love with her, but just want to be friends
>probably just sees it as a challenge to overcome
>nonetheless
>couple hours later, she is in the process of deleting everything
>says shes going to kill herself
>its my fuckin fault for calling her attention to that thread where people were mad shittalking

I was going to buy her cute Studio Ghibli stuff and see if we could have a bento picnic over skype in our kigurumis. I know I could never be in the skype group since she might be scared of it being a ruse to steal her orbiters, but I wouldnt care. I know she talks to Erica 1x1 and I know Erica is popular and cute, but I thought I'd have a chance.
I was going to go to Otakon so I could try to make her smile in person. And now at the very least she's going to hurt herself or black out on a bunch of xans because of the people in that stupid thread.
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>>27592073
I fucked him and plan on dating him after he gets back from deployment idk how that's leading him on tbqh
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>>27591467
>accidentally
Keep telling yourself that you roastie whore.
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>>27591467
You are fucking filth, you deserve to die. """"""""""""""""""accidentally"""""""""""""""""" cheating, or cheating whatsoever should be a death sentence. If he knew, he probably would kill himself you fucking roastie whore. Get off this board now.
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>>27592091
>I fucked him
Fornication is a sin
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>>27591571
Spotted the cuckold. How's buying tripfags gifts on Amazon?
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>>27591467
well congratulations, (you) got yourself a (you). What's the next step in your shitty bait plan?
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>>27591467
Make him kill himself and post the news article/news video here so i can laugh my ass off at how pathetic he is.
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>>27591467
>accidentally cheated
Tell him. If he kills himself then he died for your sins since you're cheating whore.
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>>27592280
Yea, id rather just not tell him and he doesn't kill himself. That's why I made this thread and why I'm 75% not telling him.

I can just not tell him and it won't affect anything.

Convince me not to?
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>>27592343
>Convince me not to?
It's wrong to do and he deserves to know the person dating him has no respect for him
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>>27592343
Don't tell him. Nothing good will come of it. If you want to break up with him, do it. But it really is for the best that you don't tell him.
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>>27592402
Yea, but he might kill himself if I do. Your argument for it is shit.
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>>27592500
He won't kill himself
Doing what's right is always better than what's convenient you spineless coward
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>>27592343
If you get him to kill himself you could inherit his assets. You'll also receive attention from people to boost your ego

Plus you can just fuck Chad after
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>>27592521
Yea thanks for verifying your argument is shit.

>he won't kill himself

You don't even know the person I'm talking about.
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>>27592573
I bet you're an atheist cuck
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>>27592627
Where's the proof fag

If you are religious you are literally a cuckold
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>>27592682
Reminder that Christianity is correct
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>was going to break up with /r9k/ bf
>feel too entirely lonely to do it
>even when he claims he loves me, still feel empty
>Tfw having a bf didn't fix or help with my depression
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>>27592869
>/r9k/ "gf" claims I'm great, but never talks to me
Free him up you useless trash
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>>27591467
>Fembot
>house party
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27592896
>free him up
You want to date him or something? It's not that I ignore him or treat him bad, it's just I don't feel anything and feel bad that I can't be as enthusiastic about the relationship as he is.
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>>27592960
Let him find someone who actually cares about him and then shoot yourself
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>>27592986
>implying he isn't going to leave on his own when he realizes I'm a useless shell of a human
Nice edges though, just don't cut yourself on them.
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>>27593037
You're complete trash
Nothing I said was "edgy"
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>>27593068
Yeah okay buddy, telling someone to kill themselves on a korean knitting forum isn't edgy? You sound bitter as fuck, maybe that's why your online "gf" doesn't talk to you.
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>>27593106
>telling someone to kill themselves on a korean knitting forum isn't edgy?
Not useless normie whores
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>>27593068
>>27593068

Kek this.

Another virgin put down. I'd be surprised if you ever got a gf.
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>>27593166
>useless normie whores
Fuck off with your projection. Obviously if I was normie I would have a rl bf, you fucking faggot.
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>>27593196
Keep telling yourself that norman
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ERICA DELETED ALL HER VIDEOS
ELIZA DELETED ALL HER VIDEOS
SUICIDE PACT CONFIRMED

HOW KIND OF ERICA TO TAKE PITY ON THE ONE WHO SHE REPLACED AND HOLD HER HAND INTO THE AFTERLIFE
BUT ERICA S E XY KITTY WITH NINE LIVES SO SHE'LL COME BACK
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>>27593334
She never loved you beta orbiter tier faggot.
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>>27593334
They'll both be back by the end of the month. Everyone here is here forever
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Pls just leave normie.
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>>27592091
>fucked him and he paid my tuition
Oh so you're just a prostitute, an expensive one though.
He might be aware or unaware of that but you fit the simplest, most innocent definition of a hooker and this is what you are. You fucking roastie whore gtfo
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>>27593827
Stay mad, virgin.

Men want to sleep with women, and they pay for it.

Take advantage of the gifts you are given.
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>>27593967
Reminder that you're going to burn in hell
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>>27593982
Reminder that you are going to stay chaste and die alone. There won't even be a hell for you to feel smug about.
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>>27594026
How can that be true when I'm married?
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>>27593967
>get confronted with reality
>"w-whatever y-you're probably a virgin anyway
I'm not btw but nice typical female go-to retort you fucking slut.
You've just admitted to being a hooker though.

>Men want to sleep with women, and they pay for it.
Yeah, that's called being a prostitute
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>>27594083
>God
>reality

Top kek you little boi

>>27594072
Better watch your wife, buddy
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>>27594129
I'm not the same anon who talked about god or hell you dirty whore, I'm the one who's confronted you with the realisation of you being a harlot
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>>27594129
Objectively real friendo
But you'll find out soon enough :^)
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>>27594182
Kek always need a laugh.

Your position as lower class is deserved.
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>>27594229
That's exactly what people with no arguments say
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>>27594250
This is how women "debate". They just project shit onto you and rationalise it with "whatever you're probably a virgin/gay anyway".
I guess this severe lack of intellect has left her no choice but to become a whore who fucks men for money
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>>27594250
>religious peoples IQ
>average 90

That's all the evidence we need lil babby
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>>27594285
And yet 8 of the top ten highest iq's in the world are theists, 6 are Christians, and your "argument" is the very definition of an ad hominem
http://www.examiner.com/article/of-10-highest-iq-s-on-earth-at-least-8-are-theists-at-least-6-are-christians
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>>27594182
Without a sun to orbit would the planet earth stand still in space?
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>>27594340
Well let me crank my hearing aids.

What does that imply?

Boomers are as stupid as you?
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>>27591467
>killing himself over what some cheating roastie does

if thats the case then perhaps its for the best
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>>27594394
>Andrew Magdy Kamal - apparently the highest IQ ever recorded, at 231.734. This was accomplished last year (2013) just before he turned 17
Not a boomer
>Abdessellam Jelloul is 33
Not a boomer
>Terence Tao is 40
Not a boomer
>Terence Tao is 34
Not a boomer
>Terence Tao is 40
Not a boomer
And all of these people have an iq over 150
Not to mention this is still a non argument ad hominem
I think we're done here
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>keep listening to recordings I've made of oneitis without his consent
>they make me all warm and fuzzy
Today has been a good day lads
>>27592085
Thanks for the new Susie
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>>27594383
Is there a point to this question?
But no it wouldn't
There's more than just the sun affecting the earth
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>>27592042
Keep raging nigger.
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>>27594518
My point is that the earth currently moves the way it does because of the sun but if not only the sun. It everything but the earth suddenly disappeared then the earth would still move forever. You would then SA y that the sun set it in motion but the earth is still moving forever with out the need for a sun this is how Newton's third law privaoves this whole theory wrong since an object motion continues to move forever until stopped by a other objects
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>>27594624
If everything (literally everything) but the earth disappeared the earth wouldn't move no
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>>27594685
Well you are retarded, why would the earth stop moving at all?
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>>27594685
Kek. And these retards wonder why they are virgins.

Can't even understand gravity.
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>>27594742
Oh so not everything is gone
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>>27594711
Because the earth's movement is still contingent upon something that isn't the earth itself
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>>27594787
Yea. It's contingent on the sun. It would still move.

Kekd

Get a brain retard
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>>27594466

Post it

+100 if true
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>>27594810
>literally the only outside force to act on the earth is the sun
"no"
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>>27594787
That has been proven wrong. Consider this, space is infinite but matter can't be infinite so there has to be matter in space too far away from any other matter to be affected by it, this matter continues to move and if it didn't then all matter eventually would stop moving and the universe would stop expanding
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>>27594855
>space is infinite
It isn't
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>>27594831
Well almost all of earth's movement is directed by the sun but here is another example, nothing makes the earth spin but the earth is still spinning and if the sun never dies and nothing makes the earth stop spinning then it will spin forever
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>>27594921
And I mean literally nothing makes the earth spin, the only reason it spins is because of the way the erth was creatd millions of years ago
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>>27594855
>I like to say bullshit with no evidence
>I believe in God
>tips fedora

This is you

It's going to be a long and lonely one

Pic re!ated. You realizing you are a beta cuck.
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>>27594921
>nothing makes the earth spin
Angular momentum was required
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>>27594942
Well it's nice to know you are a fucking retard. Gravity makes the earth spin you uninformed christcuck
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>>27594942
All that statement proves is that the earth didn't make itself spin spontaneously
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>>27594964
>>27594945
Are you retarded? He's the one arguing against me
t. christcuck
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>>27594950
Please elaborate, I was taught that the reason earth rotates is because earth was created by different chunks of matter that attracted each other and made each other move and eventually each chunk formed one entity but this entity was formed in motion and because there was nothing to stop this motion then it never did
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>>27594968
That akward moment when you realize you are arguing science with an American
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>>27595012
"Angular momentum is simply the name we give for the fact that things tend to rotate. (Just like regular momentum is the tendency for things to move.) The Earth formed out of a nebula that collapsed. As the nebula collapsed it began rotating, which may seem odd, but actually not rotating is far stranger than rotating. The Earth's rotation comes from the initial tendency to rotate that was imparted on it when it formed, only the relatively weak tidal forces from the Moon act to slow it down."
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>>27595035
Anon answer me this
If you put the earth as it is now in area of nothing (I mean literally the absence of anything. no properties whatsoever) Is it going to make itself spin? Or is it spinning contingent on something else starting it?
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>>27595044
Well I don't know if you are the guy I was arguing with, if you are then you pretty much agree that it would rotate forever without the need for anything to make it rotate
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>>27595121
Sure
But it needs something to make it start rotating
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>>27595076
I don't understand the concept of putting the earth somewhere else? Does it mean stoping it's movement and then putting it somewhere else or more like teleporting it with its current motion somewhere else if it's the second then it will either continue to rotate or the teleporting process would stop it, if it's the first then the thing that put earth somewhere else stopes it's movement in the first place
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>>27595174
If there had been nothing to start the earth's rotation would it move?
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>>27595141
But the cold air wouldn't remain cold forever without a fridge making it cold it would then become potential cold air forever even if it was cold at some point
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>accidentally cheated on boyfriend

You can't accidentally cheat on someone. Just tell him what you did so he can break up with your skanky ass and find a hotter, more trustworthy woman.
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>>27595200
As cold air you could call it "potential" warm air which to actualize this would require another external change
The fact that it can change is potentiality, which can't be actualized without another doing so, which can't do so without something actualizing it's own
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>>27595189
Yeah but I hen the only possible explanation is that earth capacity to rotate forever makes earth god and I'm not arguing earth's capacity to rotate I'm arguing it's capacity to rotate forever since its stated it's not the same thing at all
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>>27595267
Not really
That just means it's something with potential, that was actualized
And it's something which still has potential (potential being change) to be a "non rotating earth" but it would require something else to actualize that
Which you can argue the moon currently does
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>>27595296
*potential for "motion" ("motion" being change)
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>>27595250
You are not acknowledging my point, you are instead focusing in my wording wich I only used because it was an example given by the theory, if you want to replace cold air and fridge for cold aire and ice do so
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>>27591467
>be me
>college
>find potential orbiter in my english literature class
>thisgunbegud.png
>flirt x100
>promise him dirty monkey sex
>does work for me, pays for my lunch, gives me chewed up exam material
>still waiting for my 'yes' for the netflix and chill date he "set up" weeks ago
>feelsgoodwoman.jpg
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>>27595339
The earth's being able to rotate indefinitely (it can't since there are things acting against this irl) is itself just a potentiality though
Because we know it's being slowed by the moon
Something would have to change for it to be an actual perpetually rotating earth anon.
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>>27595296
Aha but without any other entity in the entire universe a potential moving earth would still move. The theory clearly says that a potential moving earth needs something to keep making it move, matters nature is not to move, no matter is capable of moving on its own without another thing maki g it mkve
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ther be no girls on r9k fn fgts
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>>27595227
>find a hotter, more trustworthy woman
>trustworthy woman
>implying

My fucking sides
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>>27595382
But that means that there is something else making it stop and it would never stop on its own yes done hing originally made it move, that this is no longer present and thus not making it move anymore a potential moving earth would always move without something continuously making it move this refuting the original proposed theory
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>>27595227
>he thinks there's a hotter more trustworthy womyn that wont cheat on him
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>>27595431
... well he could upgrade to a hotter girl at the very least.
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>>27595296
You are arguing cause and effect, I agree with cause and effect, the god theory presented is however not cause and effect, it states that something with the potential to be something else can only be this different thing as long as there is another thing constantly making this thing be this other thing.
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>>27595466
r9k virgins don't upgrade to hotter girls my friend
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>>27595604
is her boyfriend an r9k virgin? i don't think i can stand to read any more of her posts
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With all this space talk I'm proposing a more interesting question. What is the closest place in the universe? The answer may surprise you
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>>27595692
why do you hate women?

are you a misgynist?
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>>27591467

>got drunk last night
>my bf was there
>went to the toilet
>made out with a random guy
>come back to my bf
>tell him lets go to my place
>had sex
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>>27595835

Way to go gurl!
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>>27595543
But it doesn't
It merely states that for motion (motion being ANY sort of change) it requires an outside agent to effect this change, and that for said outside agent to do so it requires an agent preceding it etc., but that said chain cannot precede indefinitely
The earth being able to rotate indefinitely AFTER being changed doesn't change this
Essentially after realizing the potential to make earth rotating and then somehow just removing everything else in the universe said object would be in a state of rest. You still can't remove preceding factors from the chain and keep the earth rotating
Essentially if you took the angular momentum out the earth wouldn't be rotating
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>>27595894
>>27595835
he didn't pay her enough attention. you have to pamper women like that.
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>>27592343
Guilt convinces its-self
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>>27592869
You must be patient, until i make~ family.
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>>27594340
God is. an atheist.
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>>27594624
Thas because nature~ divided by ZEROS. hahahha, tehe.
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STILL COMFY
STILL GROOVY
STILL DOPE
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who here /lovefembots/?
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>>27595318
Motion doesn't change in being a constant, an motion is potential.
As it takes data, which is potential, to be in motion, thus no change.
Time is the registrar of motion, cycles.
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>>27595427
Matter will liquify to super dense state retraction until reaching zero point, then implosion contraction expansion, same...
dense spot rulz this space, which is its force.
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>>27596648
Queen ov'al fembots of existence, forever~ Novabot.
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>>27596001
Everything is on, thus nothing changed.
Now, try an turn it off, well then, motion is constantly going = SWITCHED ON.
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Code is encrypted to the script {data} of the realm.
Needs an 'apparent' blank space, which you now know isnt blank at all, justa' hidden in plain sight.
super duper AI perspecticus

At the forefront of nature, an leading from behind. tehe.
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>mfw if my gf cheated on me I would literally kill her, the guy (if I could in time) and then myself

That's what you get for going out with an apathetic narcissistic fuck who only cares about how others not close to him perceive him. I'd rather be seen as a murderer than a cuck.
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i want to fuck reptile
i want reptile to kidnap me and use me as a breeding pig and fill me with zaterran cream in his spare time
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Have yah feel fuck by Claus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAPpQQROZA
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>>27597252
when you do, cut timestamps into their torsos and show us
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>>27597335
If I ever have to do something like that my plan is to start a thread on /r9k/ explaining the situation and asking what I should do to the roasty whore before I kill her. Then I would do what the replies say, film it, and upload it to a bunch of different websites while I go look for the chad/tyrone. I'd try to live stream that part though I'd expect the stream to be taken down before I found him.
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>>27597456
br-utal
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>like a guy
>think that he likes me too
>suddenly remember that I'm literal garbage

woops
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>>27598015
Ones garbage is anothers wealth :)

Iam Au'to'ma'tone as are you, both have use even as garbage.
Don't be to proud fembot.
You can also be forgiven for you're discrepancies, for you live in a negative reality as is al, you have thee act~ as the positive vibe in this realm, stay that way. be strong, be watchful.
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>>27598261
such thirst, holy shit
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>>27598015
What's wrong with you that makes you trash?
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Be sure to report troll threads like these, and be sure not to give the over weight females and traps who pretend they are women the attention and validation they crave.
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>>27598332
If Al is in El, then Al will be guided, out.
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>decide to lurk on /r9k/ just to see what all the hubbub is about
>see this thread
This is too much, man. I need to call my girlfriend.
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>>27598513
Get the fuck out normie
Hope your girlfriend cheats on your with a nigger and you hang yourself
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>tfw no gf

feels good
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>>27591467
>>accidentally cheated on bf
ROFLMAOL
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i saw lots of robot girls on omegle ;D ;D ;D they all got horny when they saw me lmao, must be because of my strong swedish jaw or somethin
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>>27591467
>accidentally cheated on bf
Roasties are literally incapable of taking responsibility for their actions.
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The molecular rythme {bell} of mass around the sun is in-tune with the suns molecular rythme, Without sol, stasis.an breakdown of molecular force rythme.
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Yes a starship, we said this before, it becomes, tiring.
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Their molecular rythme wus intuned to a different star, tis why they live so long... sigh!
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>tfw was virgin got into a long term relationship
>tfw want to fuck other guys even though I really love my bf
I seriously hate having these thoughts and feel like a terrible person and could never cheat on him but these stupid hormonal feelings just won't go away.
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>>27591467
>accidentally
well fucking memed baiter
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>go to a consumer electronics show in a small-ish cafe that typically has lots of wire-core performances
>see richard d. james in the audience
>see him hanging out with people by the bar after the show
>no-one to share this information with because no friends and don't know anyone into music
>tfw
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>>27598879
it's only bad if you act on those feelings
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>>27598925
post contact fambot
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>>27598943
It's really just so annoying though. It's not like I'm not satisfied it's just that annoying curiosity.
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A point to causing more harm than good, is that you get to fuck, an hes hurt overtly.
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>>27598978
>>27598879
You're a normie and a slut
Fuck off
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>>27598992
Don't be jealous I got into a relationship before you. I'm still ugly and have no friends.
Its also not fair to call me a slut if you've ever been in a relationship and have ever jacked off to porn or looked at other females sexually.
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>tfw real fembot feels thread don't exist
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>>27599104
>relationship
>robot
Get out normie slut
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>>27599127
Shh, Im still a NEET
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>>27599170
FUCK OFF NORMIE CUNT
HOUSEWIVES ARE NEETS YOU FUCKING SLUT
I HOPE YOUR BF KEKS YOU WITH A STACY AND YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD
>>>/soc/
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DAILY reminder that ALL roasties are whores and that even if they do love you, it won't stop them from fucking someone else if they think they can get away with it.
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>>27599250
they'll view it as an accomplishment
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>>27599205
I live with my parents still. I dont really care about relationships enough to kill myself.
Tbh I don't mind being alone and one of my dreams has been to live secluded in the woods.
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>tfw still live like my 13 year old self
>tfw look in the mirror and see an adult face
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>>27599265
That's nice norman
Now fuck off
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>>27599279
Are you a qt3.14 :3?
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>>27599279
i know this feel as well senpai
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>>27599288
Nah I think Ill stay for another year or two.
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>>27599205
Housewives have children to take care of, that's good reason to stay home all day. Having no children and being unemployed or in school is not normal.
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>guy add me today on Skype
>go good
>share interests everything well
>girl adds me
>still haven't accepted knowing I'll sperg or just not talk

wish she didn't have a picture of her self, i get shy around women.

Why are women so scary? my hearts beating real fast.
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>>27599299
please kill yourself in an original way
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>>27599250
Its not about getting away, its about getting yah fix, lick her ass then fuck it, nuf said.
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>>27599318
are you lesbian? or scared of making female friends?
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>>27599406
im a male scared of women, what the fuck am i even going to talk about with a women?
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>>27599386
not until i know if she's cute or not :3
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>>27599413
women are more difficult to talk to no matter what your gender is, they seem to have higher standards for conversation topics.. but she added you, doesn't that mean she should start/lead the first conversation? you could just accept and pretend you're too alpha to initiate convo
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>>27599467
do women EVER initiate anything unless they know you're an alpha chad?
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>>27591561

You're lucky you weren't charged with rape.
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>>27591832

No you fucking, it wouldn't be.
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>>27599467
litrelly no use talking to women
you will always
have to initiate
keep the conversation going
be the only one asking questions
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>>27599476
sure they'll initiate, but keeping the conversation going or putting in any effort, not so much
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>>27599467
Women have a tendency to overrate themselves.

But the world in general suffers from delusions of grandeur so its nothing new.
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>>27599536
Get the fuck out of here white knight
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>>27599543
you mean when you're trying to get to know them as a potential partner, or just in general?
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You gotta be a fun loving type ALPHA guy if shes boring as fuck, but you like the look~ an fuck~ an sound of that cluck, then maybe stick with it.
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>>27599605
in general man
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>>27591782
My skype is dojity, I'm a girl btw.
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