"Beta Command, this is Beta 11, we've been swarmed by cucks while tryin' to make it to the LZ requesting reinforcements. We're pinned down and 7 good Wojacks are dead. Papa bless. Out"
No reinforcements. But we can call an airstrike
"Roger that Beta 11, this is Beta Command, requesting SITREP, Reinforcements inbound, good luck out there, Command out"
>>27593071
Come in Beta 11, this is Beta 13, chads sighted inbound, over
The goddamn cucks have got us at every turn. We cannot win this war
>>27593103
It'll have to do. My men still have our armor. That should keep us safe from any stray shrapnel. If you can soften them up we can make it to the river and take a boat back.
>>27593167
Roger that, Airstrike inbound, danger close over
AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS
>>27593155
Alright, meet us at the riverside if you can. I have a couple Pepes in my squad who can handle whatever those meatheads throw at us.
>>27593071
Beta 11,this is Beta 0-1 speaking,we got your back,over.
>>27593200
Roger that, Inbound to Riverside, over
>>27593126
I know an imposter when I see one. Attention all troops, they've hacked into our lines.
>>27593161
Keep it together man, we are making our way to the female stronghold one sacrifice at a time. As soon as the womyn fall, the cucks will join our ranks.
>>27593181
Damn that was heavy. Half the bastards are burning. We are going to the pre-mentioned point using walking fire. Beta 11 out.
>>27593231
Negative Beta-01, this is Beta 13, do not engage, i repeat, do not engage, AT mines sighted on route
>>27593231
Appreciate the support. My men are too wounded to push forward but I'm luring a fuckton of chads to the riverside. Feel free to kill as many as you please.
>>27593244
We've got tyrones posted in the trees. Be careful.
COME IN FRIENDLIES
THIS IS BETA 2
IT WAS AN AMBUSH, FALL BACK, DO NOT PUSH TO RIVERSIDE, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, WE'RE LOSING UNITS ON ALL SIDES, GODDAMNIT
Where is the damn air support for gods sake,we are taking heavy casualties!
>>27593393
Goddammit you're right! They hit us hard an fried my radio. One of our pcmr troops was able to piece it back together.
>>27593244
Let's change the rendezvous point to the village. When the point comes down the river it will cuck their shit up.
Royal Robot Musketeers marching towards the battlefield, sir!
>>27593407
The air support wiped out my share of the cucks. Just hunker down, we'll b8 them away from you.
>>27593474
However autistic that may be we need you. Post up in the buildings and don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!
>>27593454
Roger that, Inbound to Village, over
>>27593454
Your radio is fixed, sir!
>>27593306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
Looking at your pic, link related immediately began to play in my head: like clockwork.
Godfuckingdamnit, this place has ruined me.
>>27593529
>>27593523
>>27593521
>>27593492
>>27593474
>>27593454
>>27593407
>>27593393
>>27593306
>>27593277
>>27593258
>>27593244
>>27593231
>>27593189
>>27593181
Listen up faggots, we are gonna take this town. Men, ready protein shells!
>>27593492
thanks for the aid boys,AT mines are cleared,we are rolling out,over.
>>27593557
IMPOSTER! GET HIM WOJAKS!
COMMAND, we have sighted a nerd girl infiltrator.
Command, my troops are scattering. They started orbiting her. Fucking failed normies.
Please release the big guns on these cordonates.
>>27593585
>>27593583
>>27593529
>>27593523
Damn those shells ripped us a new ass! Hold strong men, all forces not already posted in the village keep your distance.
We may have lost half our men, but they've lost more.
Now where the fuck is that boat?
Come in, beta command, beta command?
R-requesting backup
I'm in a bunker northwest of the minefields
The other members...the other members of my squadron are down, t-the chads are merciless, I only escaped because they were busy making Beta 21 watch them rip and tear beta 32 apart
P-please help, I don't think I-I can make it
Sir! We are nearing the enemy, volley fire shall be commencing soon!!!
Autismo-5 here. We have taken 3 chads and 1 FUCKING WHITE MALE cuck. How should we proceed? Over.
>>27593606
Roger that, Big guns now inbound
>>27593585
This is command, good work, we don't know how he slipped past
>>27593627
Boat inbound, be ready, command out
>>27593655
This is command, it wasn't your fault soldier, sit tight, evac inbound
>>27593665
Good fucking work musketeers! Take 'em out!
>>27593655
Sending my only two snipers your way, it ain't much, but I can't leave you. Command ain't being very forthcoming today.
>>27593689
Autismo-5, interrogation first, naturalization second, over
>>27593707
Very good sire!
MAKE READY
Beta-3 reporting in from the southern hillside, Chad battalions are raining protein powder shells on us, DYEL mode is slowly suffocating my men. Requesting immediate precision strike on those batteries or we might lose the hilltop.
>>27593729
Oops, forgot the pic!
Make Ready men!!!
This is command, Beta 13 was able to regain control of the tower, comms active
Send all new sitreps to command
Stop, STOP. I'm sick of this, why do we always gotta lose? Can't we play a game where we actually win?
More AT mines near the village god dammit!Beta command,we are waiting for orders,Beta 0-1 out.
>>27593732
Roger that 03, Strikes inbound, danger close advised, out
>>27593747
PRESENT!
tbhoriginal1111
>>27593759
There's an hierarchy, kid.
And let's accept it, the robots are at the bottom and always will be
>>27593759
The outlook is positive, over
>>27593764
Roger that, de-activate them, soldier, out
>>27593691
'Bout time!
All men brace and get the fuck on the ship as soon as if launches its volley!
>>27593729
Sending my cavalry to wipe out any of those that route.
>>27593732
Make your way to the village we have room, bandages and cover.
>>27593759
We will win. They lack our spirit now keep the guns blazing!
>>27593764
My mortars will knock those out get to a safe distance.
>>27593794
Either help or get off the line, son
>>27593842
based command tbqh
Don't worry men, we've- //////
AHH- /////// BE-///-OMMAND, COME I- ////// -EQUESTING B- ////
//// BY GOD THEY'RE- // ///- 'RY WHERE
>>27593712
Chads claim there is some sort of "party" in the village. Cuck refused to say anything other than that he was fighting for his wife's son. All 4 were neutralized.
Village may be compromised. Repeat, village may be compromised.
>>27593855
Noted, tbqh
involuntary incel kamikaze squadron incoming, state your coordinates
repeat state your coordinates and we'll light the motherfuckers up
>some real good suicidal NEETS in this squadron
>>27593865
COME IN, REQUESTING COORDINATES
>>27593873
Good work, village has been taken, proceed to form with other units, out
>>27593873
Roger that, the boat is just about hold on men for whatever shit they are planning.
>>27593865
Rest in peace
>>27593865
their air support is decimating our infantry,command we need to do something sir!
>>27593909
>>27593908
>>27593907
>>27593877
>>27593873
Hey faggots is this your boat? Oh, and you want a 'party'? My men have tunneled our way underneath you prepare your collective anus'.
COMMMAND SITREP
VILLAGE - TAKEN
ALL AT MINES AND MORTAR HAVE BEEN NETRULIZED, PROCEED TO CHAD STRONG HOLD AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
BOAT IS INBOUND TO RETRIEVE REMAINING UNITS AT DOCK
>>27593964
Sir,our boat...
get the fuck back to the green line, leave the 55's where they are, leave the panzers and put everyone on the half-tracks
repeat get back to the green line, leave the panzers
chads are everywhere, there are too many of 'em
i told you we shouldn't have fucked around so much during training
>>27593946
SHIT!!!
Our hopes of escaping are fucked.
We ain't gonna make it out of here alive men, but we can take out three of their regiments if we just hold this village and go along with contingency 5.
>>27593908
Command, requesting everything you got. Please hit the female stronghold hard in our names when this is over. God bless /r9k/
>>27593969
Command here, we are aware of issue, rest in piece to those lost, but their deaths will not be in vain!
Wew, this is the most reddit thread I've seen in a long time.
epic thread robots
i cant wait to see what /r/4chan says about it
Command come in, Beta 0-9 here.
Requesting permission to drop a MOAB just 3 clicks south of here.
It'll wipe out the swamplands and take out the normies' turret bunkers, that'll clear the area for beta forces to move north through the swampland and take a tactical curve around towards the hilltops.
It'll severely ruin the normies' forces but it'll wipe out whatever forces we have near the Riverfront-Swampland border
>>27593970
I would rather die than take the advice of /pol/fags go back to your front!
>>27593964
My men are in no shape to take the chad stronghold. Besides, General Elliot Rodger said the female stronghold was the weakest and most tactically important.
Command, this is beta 14, requesting permission to prepare the Doomsday device
EVASIVE ACTION EVASIVE ACTION
STACIES INBOUND AT FIVE O'CLOCK
REPEAT STACIES INBOUND GET TO THE GUNS
>>27594005
>>27594008
Fuck off
We've been doing these threads since forever
>>27594028
I'm up for it waiting on Command's word.
>>27594040
Redirecting my cavalry towards the stacies
>>27594028
ARE YOU A MADMAN?
the riverfront forces are stranded, they have no escape bait, you can't drop that, you'll kill them
>>27594028
Request Approved, drop em' hot, over
>>27594039
Request denied, not until we need it
>>27594035
Noted, make sure they're rested, form with other units, we'll take it as one.
>>27594066
>>27594040
>>27594039
>>27594035
>>27594028
Guess what faggots, my armored troops have taken back half your village. It holds no more strategic value.
>>27594066
thank god you're just in time, and with the new models i see, fresh out of the factory
>>27594082
Riverfront forces last active transmission was 2 hours ago, MIA is now viable
>>27594060
no u havent
these threads are like 2 years old at most
t. guy whose been on r9k since 2008
>>27594116
found the ethnic minority
Command this Beta 1-5,we are ready to burn the stronghold to the ground!
Commissar Stuart of the Autist Korps, reporting in. Fix bayonets, men, we're going to charge the frat party! No mercy! No pity!
>>27594102
Village is still strong, care pack explaining difference between village and the village people sent to your command, Chad
>>27593655
Anon this is 1st Neet Recon. We've been informed by command that you are pinned down and require assistance.
We are 2 clicks west of you but en route. Intel shows that there is a squad of white knights inbound from the northwest on your position we will try to intercept and direct artillery fire and CAS. Over and out
>>27594105
Those stacies are begging for our dicks no, but no way I could cheat on my waifu.
>>27594112
Are you talkin' about us? Goddammit we're ready to die, nuke us for God's sake there ain't no gettin' out. Just take those normies with us.
>>27594102
Indeed you have, meet me by the well. It's time we had a fair duel.
>>27594139
Roger that, await arrival of remaining units
>>27594140
Good luck, command out
>>27594082
>>27594082
It'll clear the space for the ground forces to get a clear run towards the hilltops and take a serious advantage over the normies
sometimes you gotta make sacrifices
>>27594086
Roger that. Dropping it now.
R.I.P. Riverfront forces, you fought well
>>27594168
Noble acts of man foresaken by crimes, god be with you, riverfront.
>>27594148
Deny all you want faggots I cant hear you over the sound of Rin sucking my cock. I guess waifu wasn't for laifu?
>>27594168
All right fists against fists. I'm gonna show you why they call me Thundercock.
>>27594193
Roger that, good work, we djd what had to be done
Remaining units, move up towards strong hold, units standing by
>>27594212
Chad... Look up.
>>27594193
Perfect, somebody get your troops through there, head to the hilltops before the normies can retaliate
>>27594174
Command this is Beta 0-1,my tanks cleared the village from the chads,waiting for orders.
>>27594174
The charge was a success. Executing the last of them now. Turns out they were having a Halloween costume party and were entirely unprepared.
>>27594267
>>27594252
This is it, all units now at strong hold,
Get ready to push, awaiting artillery status
Bravo Unit, this is Septimus Chad of the #YOLO Division. Lay down your arms.
Thanks to our undercover agent at Bravo HQ we have intercepted your transmissions and have found your resistance lacking. Surrender all neetbux and prepare to be cucked.
>>27593655
>>27594161
O-oh God. Soldiers...h-he's dead. Jesus Christ, the sick fucks nailed his dick to the wall. I think I'm gonna vomit, the poor guy
Beta-3 reporting in, air cover has allowed us to regain the hilltop and drive them back to the plains, we are advancing steadily and are en route to the village. The pressure lifted from the left flank should allow us to push for city proper and destroy the gym and mens locker rooms throughout the city, effectively depraving them of all resources. The rest of the city should be cake afterwards
>>27594315
Good work, their costumes will blend in with their blood
>>27594332
You came to the wrong HQ, Chad. So poorly armed too.
Command i wanna go home..
>>27594332
Look up Chadeus
>>27594345
WATCH IT, radars show an incredible amount of chads in your vicinity. We're seeing something called Alpha+ on here, but we're not sure what that is. We assume it's some kind of secret weapon. we highly advise not entering the city
>>27594463
So Beta-3 needs to destroy the city without entering it? Hmm, I think I can provide them support in that regard.
>>27594389
Poorly armed? Heh, watch this!
>>27594435
*throws signed baseball into towards the sniper rifle, deflecting the bullet back into the barrel so that the rifle explodes*
nothing personell, kid.
>>27594498
Excellent timing, commissar
Weapons free as soon as Beta-3 gives the OK and retreats, don't want them getting hit
>>27594519
Not impressed. Not sure how you plan to deal with the incoming 150mm round of high explosives.
Also
>Doj-texting
Alright fuck it this undercover agent is giving us a hard time so we are moving to the city,wish us luck gentleman,Beta 0-1 out.
>>27594586
The Autist Korps will provide artillery support.
>>27594463
In that case i feel we should regroup in the village, dig in and use this as a staging ground. We need to first do a surveillance OP, we could be walking into an ambush.
>>27594498
Good. Target the northwestern part of the city, the biggest gym and sports store is located there.
Dont touch the southeastern part though, we need the 7/11 and bestbuy there to form a lodgement, plus we need the supplies.
>All this terrible radio etiquette.
Muh RATELO autism.
>>27594689
>RTOs
My RTOs are terrible
>>27594689
>FUN? NOT ON MY BOARD!
>>27594708
NONSENSE, I AM IN THE ARMY, FUN IS MANDATORY!
Command come in, hilltop troops here, we're spotting a large militia of chads entering the village via the southwest enterance.
Requesting message relay to all troops in the designated area
>tfw the genetically engineered waifus rebel against their owners, destroy the idyllic 50s themed utopia built after the beta uprising and join the people's republic of chadistan
command this is beta omega minneapolis foxtrot gordon reporting in
all school shooters ready we have the beta uprising forces fully equipped
we are positioned just outside of the enemy base we can hear the chads breathing heavily and we can smell the herpes laced stacies.
we can hit the rear and force out those in the trenches toward the firing range of the tanks and feeld artillery.
awaiting orders to attack sir.
Does /r9k/ play Squad?
>50 v 50 multiplayer shooter
>realistic and slower paced like ARMA
>entire premise based around leading ragtag groups of virgins
>>27594756
Beta-3 reporting. Setting up an ambush at the square, keep things quiet until the sign is given. Unleash hell when my troops start firing.
>>27594780
Their outfits don't seem very suitable for combat. And they have no belts or pouches for extra ammunition, medical supplies etc.
Are you sure this picture is realistic?
>>27594834
Instructions confirmed. We're going to shatter the skies.
>>27594780
Counter insurgency forces will make quick work of them, equipped with massive genetically engineered ahegao inducing penises, waifus stand no chance against their beta overlords.
>>27593071
"beta 11 this is beta 5-4, take shelter we're sending in air support to help hold off the cucks till reinforcements arrive"
>>27594834
Understood.
Any word on the commander? It's not like him to ignore his troops, I fear his HQ may have been compromised
>>27593071
>Beta
In the NATO alphabet it's Bravo you retard
>>27594419
get a grip robot.
There's nothing left to go back home for except for your soiled underwear and outdated gaming pc
Thread song
https://youtu.be/3B4BXTd1w_Q
even though its a mooslem song the lyrics are fitting
>>27594916
Nothing we can do about that now.
We'll place a drink in his name once this is all over
>>27594929
This wojak understands. Its this or death. Either we win this war or we will be destroyed.
>>27593547
>this place
Fortunate son has been associated with absolutely anything Vietnam all the time, even a normie would think of that in a similar situation
>>27594938
Dont give up yet, im sending a squad to check up on them, seems like their comms are knocked out.
Commissar, beta-1, what's the status on the city?
>>27594419
"thats a negatory ghostrider. we need you on the field theres a squad of stacys heading right for your position."
This is Beta 1 Bombers Suicide Squad reporting for duty. What are your orders supreme command.
cringe worthy roleplaying thread.
>>27594989
The way is open.
>>27595016
Spotted the normie spy. Get him! We will use advamce interrigation to make him spill the beans on his lkttle friends.
>>27595026
WATCH OUT, REEE INBOUND
*reeee* distantly
>>27595043
Then afterwards, we will crucify him on the battlefield to scare off the normie rebels.
>>27594989
Comrade wojak, the aisles are clear for entry, you and your squadrons are a go. Give them all you got son. Dont fail me. Over.
Boys, we have a problem here. Remember Alpha+ we were talking about earlier? Its worse than we thought. Only half of the surveillance op returned, and from them only 25% of the original group still has their sanity. Chad forces have engineered super cute waifus, which morph themselves to reach an ultimate level of attraction depending on who they are focusing on. Chads continue to fuck them right infront of our forces, which leads to a level of cuckery never seen before, and practically destroys the mind, leaving only an empty shell, weeping on the ground like a little kid.
And this was only a showoff. God help us, what are we going to do?
>>27595026
>>27595088
Understood.
Beta-3, what's your status? Are your troops clear to return to the city?
>>27595096
I'll get the Lord-General on the radio...
I couldn't fight the stacy elite squad off..
I--I ran...
awaiting orders Command.
>>27595043
*smashes your head into locker and gives you a swirlie*
>>27595114
>>27595096
Bloody hell, beta-3 stand tall, do not head towards the city. I repeat, stand tall and keep position in the villiage, do not head towards the city.
Navy unit reporting in.
Stacys and Chads are setting up camp at a nearby beach.
No threat to us out at sea yet.
Resuming watch duty.
>>27595128
Beta Bux Squad is moving in on your location, ETA 4 minutes to reinforcements. Take cover and hold your ground, soldier.
>>27595138
Holy Kek warriors from the outter lands drop down via orbital drop and quickly apprehend you. You fight back but get quickly thrown toward a cage unconcious in a back of a pickup truck. Now its just a matter of waiting for your fate.
Ah fuck. The normies had sent out their reddit squad to the front lines, we need backup and air support at bravo beta 1-2-00 do you copy?
>>27595205
You're about to sit down at your desk in class. I pull the chair out from under you. All the girls laugh. You cry about it later that night.
>>27595114
>>27595088
>>27595026
>>27595128
BETA-3 to central command, requesting reinforcements. Location: Alpha Sigma Phi Fraternity house. I repeat, requesting reinforcements, we are taking heavy fire, requesting a PJG airdrop (poop jug grenades). Central command, do you copy?
>>27595273
Jusy when you though you were about to exscape, stacy calls your phone distracting you leaving wide open for the prison guards to get to your position. They eradicate you with their ppppr99 (peepeepoopoo rifle 99).
>>27595305
HALT
Something's not right about this...Beta-3 was last clicked heading towards the villiage en route to ambush the chads
There's was no mention of a fraternity house...
>>27595344
SIR, THE FRATERNITY HOUSE IS CHAD'S VILLAGE HQ. HAVE YOU BEEN BRIEFED, OFFICER? DID FUCKING RAMIREZ GIVE YOU BAD INTEL?
>>27595344
Beta-3 reporting in, that was not me. Be cautious with this one.
>>27595159
Roger. Ambush at the square was succesfull. They all got annihilated. Holding positions here.
>>27595322
I'm lying on the ground, bleeding and broken. I die. Flights of angels sing me to my rest.
>>27595374
HA!
THE VILLAGE WAS SECURED AND CLEARED OF CHADS FAR LONG AGO
STAND TALL YOU IMPOSTER, HILLTOP TROOPS AIM AND BLOW THIS NORMIE'S BRAINS RIGHT OUT
>>27595471
Retreat to the village, hilltop troops will provide arty support.
Men. Vacate the planet as quickly as you can. After learning of this new superweapon, designated Alpha+, and convening with the High Lords of Beta, we have condemned this planet... to exterminatus.
You all have only 12 hours to regroup with the fleet before we commence orbital bombardment.
>>27595566
B-but General, where will we go? This is madness
>>27595566
sir dubs what will we do about the men pinned down we cant leave them the might become damaged or get bullied by the chads.
no betas left behind.
>>27595566
I am staying.
intel has been wrong before,
i will fight here if I can.
>>27595594
We will return. This world will be purified of Chads and Stacies... "The meek shall inherit the Earth."
>>27595631
Well, we do need to cover the retreat. I bequeath their souls to the God-Emperor.
>>27595676
i'll stay with you sir
lets make those fuckers burn
we'll make em pay for every tendy and feel they ruined.
URA URA URA URAAAAAAAAAA
Commanders, I have urgent news, it appears the normies are taking the Alpha+ out of the city.
If they do so they can effectively wipe out each of our forces one by one.
I can see it now, the hilltop forces are being cucked by those smug Chad bastards, one of the poor guys must've lost his mind and jumped off the hill.
We deeply advise that we evacuate as quickly as possible
>>27595768
>>27595708
>>27595721
>>27595676
There's no time to waste now, general.
It's either we stay or we leave, but the motto stands "Leave No Beta Behind", whatever you choose we shall make sure all troops follow suite
>>27595846
In that case, hurry up and get aboard. Nothing on the surface will survive the Exterminatus.
Beta-3 reporting in. Be wary of files circulating with filenames like "Chloe Grace Moretz sextape", this is a ploy by Chad forces. They are in reality recordings of Alpha+ in use. Do not open under any circumstances, delete the files immediately.
>>27595866
>>27595676
>>27595721
You heard the general, get you asses to the village now.
All other troops follow suite as well, we will all rendezvous in the village and EVAC in T-minus 20 minutes
>>27595933
heading back to village sir
eta 5 minutes 3 if we ditch the tendies rations
orders sir.
Farewell Betas.
Is everyone to safety?
"Repeat, all Cyborg spies, leave Normie stations and return to home base as soon as possible, you must evac ASAP, all that can not make it, bless you all. As for Beta Command and Robots. See you on the other side. Papa Bless." End of transmision
S-sir I'm still in the village.I'm surrounded by Chad forces.God help me! Those fuckers have already killed my companion Pepe.
What's that?
Sir I think it's the Alpha+.OH F-
Beta-3 commander reporting in, all my men are in the village square now. Awaiting orders from supreme command.
>>27596249
I see then... It is too late. We can wait no longer. I will perform my charge. I hereby decree the Holy Exterminatus upon the Earth. I condemn 7 billion souls to death.
How many made it?
silly betas you can never defeat the chad empire
>>27596327
>empire
Pretty hard for there to be an Empire when the Earth is destroyed, faggot.
>>27596298
initial reports...
widespread destruction.
rumors of underground strongholds and shleters for Normies.
THIS WILL NEVER END....
damn you all to hell for blowing it up...
*pounds clenched fist on the ground*
>>27596368
"Cyborg Omega 11 Confiming. they have a whole city down here. They pushed me down before I could leave. I'm An Heroing, Good Bye."
>>27596354
silly beta we are allready in space breeding with the finest of alien females
You son of a bitch! You took her from me!she was the only reason I was with the chad cause.
No you will see what pure rage feels like because I am coming for you in this life or the next.
ALL HAIL THE ALPHA CHAD
the beta uprising... I don't think Johnson made it
this is actually a reddit thread
