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>1 New Text Message...
>It's from Mum
>it's Verizon
>wife's son wants me to pick him up from soccer training
>its from dad
>Mom: Dinner's ready
>>27574634
>it's a monthly school test
>it's a test of the campus emergency notification system
>it's from second gf
>gf is looking over the shoulder
>hear my message ting
>it's for my sister
>she's been taken over my possessions since i was 14
>and yet to this day she still does it
>or I let her get off on it
>either way I won't stop because she is my sister
>>27574634
>It's a weather alert
>it's from grandma
>amber alert
JUST
>its from my failed normie brother attention seeking again
I've never known someone so desperate for validation from others.
>it's from bf
feels good
>cell company wants you to pay your bill
>>27574634
>only sales calls here
>it's a phishing text
>you already used 95% of your internet package
>get text message
>it's from the service provider
>"Your minutes for this month are used up!"
>literally made no phone calls this month
>tfw no qt bf texts
feelsbadman.jpg
>it's some texting scam to get your bank info
>they texr you over your family
just let me die fampai
>>27574634
>tfw no message
She's not going to text me, is she, anons?
Why do women never care as much as men do?
>work up all courage to apply to job
>send application away
>get email in middle of the week, phone buzzes and a little notification.
>too scared to open it and see what it says
My resume is so pathetic i just imagine whoever reads it laughs their ass off every time.
Also cant answer my phone unless its someone on my contacts calling. Dread and cold sweat.
>>27574965
why even have a resume if there's nothing worth putting on it
>>27574842
> service provider
same famalam!!!!
>your tax return has been accepted
bretty good desu
>"whoops, wrong number sorry!"
>>27575019
fucking verizon
>>27574965
That's nothing.
>apply to jobs
>nothing comes up
>start applying to internshipswhich of course pay nothing
>get 2 invitations to the interview in the span of like a month
>neither hired me because there was a major competition to that as well
What a fucking joke, Jesus Christ...
>>27575009
Its required to send one in online applications, wont let you continue.
But i know what you mean, not sure why i bother at all really
>It's from that annoying guy who is even more of a creep than you and managed to get your number
>>27575306
Please understand, Ernesto, I can't stop dreaming about you.
>>27574643
Fuck I was about to post that.
>It's an advertisement
>Metropcs
>your bill is due in a few days
>tinder notification
>"you can start swiping right again"
Papa John's: Grab your favorite game time grub: Medium up to 5-Topping Pizza for $6.99. Promo Code: TXTFF Thru 4/3 @http://PapaJohns.com/n. Reply STOP to cancel
>>27574634
>And you ignore it because you're alpha as fuck and you want them to beg you
>Your cell service expires in 7 days.
The last time I got a text message from someone other than my parents or an automated system was probably 6-7 years ago.
>it's your provider telling you about their app or some promo or partnered advertising
>it's from Redbox
>>27574634
>"You have used 25% of your data for this cycle"
>>27574634
>It's that girl who tells you she feels bad about you being depressed and wants to help, yet explains she has no sympathy for you and tells you act creepy
Can't she just stop ?
>>27574653
everytime
>if you do x now you get a free OC comment
>Sorry, you're like a brother to me
>>27576621
harsh m87
>it's your coworker who drunkenly gave you a bow job one time and then started dating some other guy later that week so you totally blew up in her face, but now it's been like 4 months but things are still pretty awkward
That describes my last text.
>>27575781
I had that just now fambo
>>27574634
>Dominos gives you a free salad when you order large pizza today.
>from ex
>"oh hey I hope you are having fun, I am with some friends... coming back from celebrating boyfriends bday yesterday hehe"
well given how we used to celebrate my birthday, I can only imagine
>>27574665
>gf has to work late again and needs me to mind her son
>call out a girl or say something cringy
>1 new message
>afraid to look
why the fuck do i have a smartphone when i dont use any social network sites and i dont text anyone besides my mom.
Fuck.
>>27574965
>My resume is so pathetic i just imagine whoever reads it laughs their ass off every time.
Iktfb. I made mine like 2 weeks ago and its fucking pathetic. Goddamn i should kill myself.
>it's a text from my mom who I haven't talked to in 10 months because I hate her
>it's boost mobile telling me my payment is due
>it's my manager asking me to work extra
>it's from your crush
>what the fuck anon facebook told me you downloaded my bikini pics
>>27578968
get an app called clash of clans its great
>>27574789
Fuck off roastie
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