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Cant we all just be comfy & get along edition
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I'd like to get comfy with some r9k boys tbfhwy
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>>27470190

Actual thread

bl0x
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>>27470190

I'm assuming this is the "official" thread because it was posted first
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>incoming waifu deleted from the other thread
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Bit of a mess up, eh lads? Post waifus.
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What's the story behind the police tape at the kabab shop?
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>>27470236
tfw no one to get comfy with and watch movies
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>>27470303
Ribena worked there
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>tfw you picked an unemployable degree and now have to live out the rest of your ruined life earning shit and never getting a qt 3.14 Asian gf
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>>27470190
>Cant we all just be comfy & get along

not if people keep spamming the weeb bullshit
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Fucking hate weeb shit so much fuck off u autist cunts
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My dad believes the increasing numbers of people with tattoos and piercings is representative of society going downhill.

Is he right?
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>>27470300

>tfw posted waifu right at the end of the last thread
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>>27470362

No. The Celts were tatted up to the nines and they were fine until the Romans ruined everything.

Your dad's a dick.
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>>27470318
Please don't. Too sad
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>>27470300
mio
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ocococ
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tfw hr promises that you got a job and you don't pass the interview with a boss. And my parents don't forget to remind me to 'get any job as soon as possible'.
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Lads, I've decided the only way I can succeed at life is to embody Kanye West and Donald Trump, at least temporarily, how do I make the transformation?
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>>27470300

A cat is fine too...right?
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>>27470468

just be trump a bit..money and power and strive to be better.

despise losers also.
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>>27470479

Do catgirls have regular ears too? Or just the cat ones?
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>>27470300
Posting Jun and thinking about the lads while making mango pudding from Malaysia. It's called happy grass.
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>>27470300
I can't help but feel like I'm cheating on Awoo when I post Nonna
It's not like it matters, because neither of them are real
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>>27470190
HEY I'm an american studying abroad this summer in London. Anything I should know before I head out?
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>>27470414
t. """"""man"""""" with tattoo sleeves and ear gauges
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>>27470652
Everything costs double-triple what you're used to and there are a ot of darkies about
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>>27470496

I can't speak for all catgirls, but this qt has both
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>>27470652
>London

Hope you enjoy being culturally enriched/blown up.
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>>27470652
Don't talk on the tube. It's a social convention that everyone should be quiet because of the 7/7 bombings.
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>>27470688
>Everything costs double-triple what you're used to

except heathcare, that's quite a bit cheaper
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>>27470700
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>>27470700
I'm v excited. Roehampton, I think, just outside of the city? Anything I should do/experience that's beyond a basic tour?

>>27470688
I ain't even worried mi familia, I'm spending money on food and not much else. Unless I see something neat.
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>>27470756
You're going to have to acquire a taste for spaghetti hoops, lad.
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>>27470756
>I'm v excited. Roehampton, I think, just outside of the city? Anything I should do/experience that's beyond a basic tour?

Everything good is really hush hush to keep tourists out. Hang around outside theatres as they exist, that's when all the good bars open their doors; slip the bouncer a few twenties and you'll be in. Make sure to wear atie
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>>27470672

I'm completely tattooless and piercingless. Something I never intend on changing.

I'm just not an insecure pussy who needs to bitch about what others do with their own body.

>>27470698

Good, I think that's the less bizarre option.
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>>27470721
Makes sense.

>>27470797
Yikesington. I'll eat what I have to. Hopefully you guys have cuter women than the garbage cans I have to look at all the time.

>>27470800
I want to do a lot of obvious cultural things, like see shows and visit art galleries, but this is good to know. Anything I should order at the bar so I don't come across as a total outsider (aside from my giveaway accent?) Pint u'Guinnesss is what I usually drink, but I'm not picky at all.
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>>27470338
Learn an employable skill
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>>27470907
if you haven't had the chance to research a particular place's specialities, as for the "whisky on tap" or if you are attractive enough to pull it off tell them "surprise me"

Both generic answers that belie your naivety, but classic enough nobody will question you further.
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>>27470951
like what
4
35
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What's your favourite note, lads?
I quite like the tenner.
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>>27470978
Counting mate. 35 doesn't come after 4.
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cryptic mum texts
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>>27471057
>tenner

You gonna get gyno'd

50 master race
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>>27471080
Reply to your mum faggot

And my mum always goes mental with smileys and xxxxs, never do them back
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>>27471132
>replying to ribena

grim fate lad
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>>27471132
>never do them back

why not?

>>27471151
i'm not pakiboo pal
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>>27471082
Are they actually going to get rid of Darwin? He had such a cool beard.
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>>27471175
yes, because feminism has decided that one of the most important scientists ever needs to step down for an overrated author whose works have dated horribly.
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>>27471175
They are

Not enough women on the currency, despite literally every coin & note devoting 50% of their space to Liz 2: electric boogaloo
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>>27471207
Liz isn't there for her achievements, she's there cos it's tradition and every coin has had the monarch's head since the 1600s at least.

it's really not a big deal to put a woman on one note. Darwin's been on the tenner for what, 25 years or something? It's not like everybody's going to forget the second he's gone. Let a famous lass on there for a bit.
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>>27471204
>>27471207
>trading a literal who for Churchill and great scientist for a mediocre author
I don't know how to feel about this. Would it be less painful if it was someone like George Orwell?
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Played Katawa Shoujo again today lads, bad idea gave me horrible feels. I'll never have a pleasant teenage relationship, I'll never meet a woman with actual interesting hobbies beyond posting on social media and gossiping. I'll never meet someone who I can actually just shoot the shit with and actually helps carry the conversation instead of me having to do all the work.

Do women have these types of games? I can't imagine what happens in them other than having various Chads compete for your attention.
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>>27471542
shota/yaoi games are primarily for women, so yea they have them.
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>>27471542
The female equivalent is reading fifty shades of grey
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>>27471542
Katawa Shoujo made me like blind girls more. But thinking about it you're completely right women are vapid creatures. Almost makes me want to be gay.
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>>27471406
>George Orwell

Yeah, George Orwell has some serious cultural significance
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>>27471679
>Almost makes me want to be gay.
Just go gay, it's better.
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>>27471638
So guys just want a nice, calm romantic relationship while women want to be dominated by an alpha male. Sounds about right.

>>27471606
Speaking of which, why are girls who are into anime into gay stuff so much instead of self inserting into straight stuff like most guys do? Is it because they can't imagine themselves in a sexual situation they have to sexualise something with no women present.
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>>27471542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwRuNtvDTk
Surprisingly, this wasn't original.
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>>27471694
probably the same reasons guys like lesbian porn
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>>27471679
I don't think I've ever met a girl as sweet as Lilly in my entire life, while Hisao really does seem like a slightly misanthropic everyman.

I just did Emi's route and I just can't conceive of a woman taking the initiative and making things happen like that irl unless you were a total 10/10 uber Chad.
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>>27471686
Not if you're ugly like me.
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>>27471686
Being a lonely gay is no different
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>>27470652
what uni mate?
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>>27470652
Sew a Canadian flag patch to your backpack so we don't batter you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-FnxehmQMg

Your daily dose of rage, /britfeel/
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>>27472042
>JennaMarbles rip offs

They just don't get it do they...

Also, she is fuck ugly. I don't understand how that many people could be calling her attractive.
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>>27472042
That's clear viewbait
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>>27471750
>>27471754
Guys are less picky, especially robot guys.
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Should I watch Inferno Cop before calling it a day, lads?
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>>27472042
>I'm tired of being called beautiful
>Looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down

Closed the tab inmediately
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>>27471798
U of Roehampton
Studying British Lit & Performance
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>>27472148
Well they are always over 100 miles away and just stop replying
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>>27472148
Straight guys are less picky, yes. Some of the monstrosities you see decent looking straight guys with is unreal

Gay guys are not. You'll never see an ugly as fuck guy in a relationship with a decent looking gay guy

Also, with robot guys, a lot of them are confused. I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of them think they;'re bi because they're into traps, or 2D or shemales etc when real guys are nothing like that at all so they panic
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>>27472042
Gotta admit, she looks like the kind of girl I'd super like on tinder
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>>27472042
>her other videos

>takes out a guitar to I guess shoe how 'intelligent' and 'creative' she is as she speaks about in the video above
>can't even play Blackbird by The Beatles properly
>can't even tune the guitar

I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself tbqh.
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>Set up VPN for my phone
>Set it to a few Asian countries
>Chat up randoms on Tinder
>200 likes, 30 super likes today alone

Boys, it's like shooting fish in a fucking barrel. They love the white men
Pretty good confidence booster too bee hoonest
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>>27472148
This sucks balls for most guys because hot guys are willing to fuck absolute monster women who then feel justified in setting a top tier guy as their standard.

On shit like tinder women know basically every guy they see has liked them so they swipe through until they see the best of the best. Doesn't matter if the girl's good looking or a hog.
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>>27472273
and yet you still came here to brag about it
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>>27472273
I remember being on okcupid and most of my likes and visitors were girls in the Philippines. I should probably travel there one day
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>>27472273
It only counts if it's South Korea and Japan. Otherwise, they're just looking at the visa and you could be a fat balding pensioner for all they care
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>>27472373
When I was in South Korea I definitely matched with more girls than I do in the UK but it still wasn't great. On nights out and stuff Korean girls definitely don't want to be bothered by foreign guys, they don't really fancy their own guys too much from what I saw.
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>>27472481
South Koreans only fancy money. Never met a more materialistic bunch in my life.
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>>27472511
I think the Chinese are the same, they assume you're rich if you're white.

I think the Japs are better for that but worse in other ways, in that just like over here you've gotta be decent looking to get an oar in.
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>>27470300
Just completed Halo 5 lads, not sure what to feel
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>>27472042
Legit triggered.
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>>27472197
Meet up sooner, people get bored just talking online if they are looking for someone.
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Post gender, age, weight and height

Be honest
Let's find the r9k average

22M 5'10 160lbs
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>>27472042
Sucks being a quadroon
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>>27472566
Looking forward to seeing what happens to the robo waifu and if she gets deleted or what.

Wonder if a precursor is going to make an appearance.
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>>27472615
Can we please not have these types of posts? It does nothing but lead to narcissistic spamwankery
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>>27472481
>>27472511
Don't tell the lads on the kpop general on /mu/, they'd kill themselves (sooner)
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>>27472248
Why?

You can tell from those hipster glasses she's a bitch.
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kickboxing waifu

endibrah here reportin
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>>27472614
Yeah, once when I pushed to meet up sooner it went badly for me, and this latest he stopped replying after I suggested it seriously.
When they are far away meeting is a big deal
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>>27472283
>because hot guys are willing to fuck absolute monster women
The thing is though becoming a 'hot guy' isn't that hard. Lift, wear whatever cool people your age wear and get a proper haircut. Boom.
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>>27472688
Don't forget leg lengthening and facial surgery
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>>27472688
and be outgoing and popular. A long list of things even ugly girls feel completely justified in demanding.

Just can't be bothered dealing with that kind of attitude.
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>>27472642
Bitchy hipster girls are kinda my type even though they probably all hate me so I settle for chubby girls with awful taste and depression
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which of you want a bf
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>>27472766
mememememe

oc
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>>27472632
>29M 5'4 400lbs
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>>27472787
lbs? yank?
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>>27472688
Are you a woman?

Women just need not to be pigs and poor ice cream into themselves.

There is a quite a lot of things you need to be born with as a guy, like height, face and bone structure.
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>>27472784
wherewherewhere
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Where can I get something photocopied?
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>>27472853
northwestnorthwestnorthwest
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>>27472766

Forever and always and forever.
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>>27472805
I'm so used to browsing /fit/ that I have more of a sense of scale in terms of bodyweight in lbs rather than kilos
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how much salt do you think you could eat, say with a spoon, before you became sick?
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>>27472930
Three spoon
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>>27472864
damndamndamn

>>27472897
wherewherewhere
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Ate a big bowl full of cereal now I feel sick as shit lads, think I might be lactose intolerant.
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>>27472965
lactose intolerance just makes you fart a lot
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>>27472951
>damndamndamn

*cries* ;_;
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>>27472951

I live in the northwest too. I'm not really boyfriend material though.
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>>27472993
do you want to move? (:

>>27473004
neither am i desu
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>>27471336
16 years he's been on there.

I don't mind them cycling figures around every once in a while, but Austen? Fuck me...
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>>27472951
Where are you then anon?
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>>27473047
>do you want to move? (:

yes

>neither am i desu

O-oh.. ok then
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Damn lads my belly's gotten so fucking big literally looks like I'm pregnant. The rest of me's still a relatively normal proportion.
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>>27473085
Same here, the fucking beer belly of shame
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Can't believe there are people out there who eat crisps with their right hand.
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>>27473054
southern village

>>27473077
we'd be a good match then!
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Doing wank at college so I'm moving next year to do music production. Another 2 years of studying for a qualification I'll probably never use
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>>27473123
I-I think we've spoken before <_<
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>>27473085
>>27473105
I've lost a lot of weight this past year but I've still got a bit of a beer belly. If I could totally shed it then I'd be pretty happy with my body
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>>27473135
i think so too

w-what's wrong with that?
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>>27473151
>>27473105
Do you lads reckon if I stop drinking so regularly and do some exercise it'll go away?
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Anyone just wanna have a banging night out in london getting absolutely wrecked? I've seriously lost all self respect and just want to go on a mad one.
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>>27473128
Which college? ATM?
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>>27473168
Nothing. It kind of feels like... fate. But believing in fate is a little faggy so I dunno!
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>>27472831
No, I'm a guy who became 'hot'.
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>>27473175
Probably. I exercise regularly but I still drink a lot
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>>27473175
Yes but doing that is impossible for me, exercise sucks and if I don't drink for a few days the bad thoughts get worse
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>>27473195
Edgy ass new one that opened last year called Chapeltown Academy. Decent College, I'm just shit at keeping on top of my work and the subjects I'm studying I couldn't give 2 shits about apart from chemistry.
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>>27472682
>Yeah, once when I pushed to meet up sooner it went badly for me, and this latest he stopped replying after I suggested it seriously.
Sounds like he wasn't serious about meeting up in the first place then. No worries mate, keep on trucking.
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>>27473199
oh, good!

so do you have a throwaway email or smurf skype account or anything like that?
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>>27473226
Tbqh I'll probably go to a gym 3 or 4 times, not drink for a week then go boozing again and forget about the gym.

It's what happened the past few times, when you don't have mates or a gf or someone to motivate you into doing that shit it just feels like a waste of time.
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>>27473219
You were never that bad to begin with.


I'm pretty fucking sick of teenagers claiming they became normies or attractive when it was just them growing up and maybe just slightly later than those around them. Booohoooo a virgin at 18, such a robot XD
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>>27473236
Oh, so not a music specific one then.
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>>27473287 nah, it's a strictly academic college and I'm thinking of moving to Barnsley College.
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>>27473258
I think I've gone through most of the guys on here who have been up for chatting desu
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>>27473259
[email protected]
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>>27473314
Really? Fuck man, how many have you spoken too? How far do you usually get? Exchange pics? Plan dates etc?
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>tfw you keep a thank you card on your desk to remind you that people were, at one point, glad you existed
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>>27473314
This is what I mean. Most people here are attention fishers who get scared off the moment it becomes all too real
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>>27473383
>tfw you threw out your birthday cards because they reminded you of the actual day spent crying alone in bed
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>>27473368
I think 8, it never got further than just talking really. The distance kills it really.

I've also met a straight guy but that's another thing.
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>>27473472
Distance never bothers me because I don't need to see someone every day to care. It always bothers others though.
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>>27473449
It can happen.

I met my bf through here and he's the love of my life.
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>tfw I gotta spend next week working with the new graduates who have absolutely nothing interesting to say, are completely unfunny and need a huge push just to life one fucking finger and do anything

Gonna be a pain. I don't think it's a generation thing since I'm only 25, but fuck me if most people in their 20's these days aren't lazy bags of shit.
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>>27473571
Please don't give any of us hope. It hurts
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>>27473532
Its not just everyday, but making that first trip and meeting in real life is what I think would cement it. When the first meet has a fuck long journey that needs to be planned associated with it, it makes it more difficult.

>>27473571
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
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>>27473577
why are you on here if you dislike lazy people?

some lad earlier literally has a shitpipe in his room.

you sound like a normie desu.
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Humbly requesting shitpipe be added to OP image. If that isn't worthy of commemoration, nothing is.
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>>27473647
i don't think anywhere in the UK is a "fucklong" journey unless you're like in the middle of cornwall and they're in Scotland and need 4 trains and 10 hours just to get to you

What distance was the furthest?
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>http://strawpoll.me/7211304

Friendly reminder to anyone who fancies joing us for the movie on friday, voting is open for just under 24 hours now.

>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
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>>27473649
I don't know about normie, I live alone and don't have a social life, the only thing I have an interest in is my job so it pisses me off when people come here and can't be bothered to do anything.

If you're gonna sit on your arse go do it at home neet style, don't waste my time having to drag you along.
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>>27473647
what's your throwaway email senpai?
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>>27473688
It would take about 5 hours to get to places in London, its a fairly major trip to meet what would be almost a stranger you met online.

>>27473717
[email protected]
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>>27473711
>literally a jobsworth

You sound boring mate. I bet all the new kiddies will make fun of you behind your back.
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>>27470190

>mfw in 1996 Harold shipman gave me a non-lethal dose of the MMR vaccine
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>>27473711
>the only thing I have an interest in is my job
So you have no hobbies at all?
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>>27474032
Thank your lucky stars you weren't a pensioner with savings
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...and everyone pissed off.
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I have a fitness test for a job coming up and I tried doing a practice version today and failed fucking miserably. Doubt I have enough time to get the level I need before it happens ;_;
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>>27474362
Its bed time before a big day of work for massa tomorrow
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>>27474389
What kind of job is it? You becoming a rozzer?
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>>27473685
The image, in case nobody else saved it.
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>>27474418
Yeah, the level of fitness feels just out of reach for my timescale. :<
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>>27474991
I've seen some fat as fuck coppers though
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>>27475027
I have no idea how the fuck. My stamina probably just sucks, though. I'm about two minutes off from the time I need, roughly. I've got about a month to get there. I don't know if that is achievable.
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I really really dont want to go to work tomorow

tempted to buy a camper van and live off sainsburys baiscs food in a field
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>>27475296
>tempted to buy a camper van and live off sainsburys baiscs food in a field

Do you think this could work?

I don't want to go to work tomorrow either.
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>>27475346
Maybe if we work together we can creat some kinda trailer park for britbots
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No sign of poleaboo tonight? He actually managed not to cut yesterday. I wonder if he's finally got help.
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>>27475409
Sounds socialist.
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>>27475453
Sounds gypo if anything oh well comrad jezza will pay us out with bennies
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>>27475487
comrade* whhhoops
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I feel awful, I just want someone to love me. Im approaching 30 and I've never even had the opportunity to kiss a girl

The more time goes on the more I hate myself, I wish I was normal
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>becoming too lazy to even get food and drink

We're reaching NEET levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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>>27475624
Happens to a lot of wizards. It all comes crushing down and the despair kicks in
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>>27475624
Good luck getting through doom.
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>>27475819

thanks for cheering me up
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I'm going to buy some nice sausage and some donuts then sit on my sofa and pretend I'm not fucked tomorrow, yes I am.
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I just put so much sugar into me tea, lads. I can feel the individual grains of sugar as they swish around in me gob.
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>>27476637
Feel the diabetes
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>>27476637
That's minging desu. The worst is if you don't stir it properly and you get that mixture down at the bottom, absolute cancerous stuff.
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>TFW your mum has never referred to you as "mate"
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tfw you're in the tesco's with your mum and some mate gets cheeky with her and you cock up by spilling dog's bullocks everywhere
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>>27477715
>tfw you're in tesco and some Chad your age bumps into your mum and she gets visibly flustered
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>>27477889
>when you're in tesco and some cunt of an old man pushes past your mum so you give him a shove and he falls into the vegetables and you stare him down until some staff rush over to help him up and he staggers off confused
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>>27477963
>tfw tescos was closed today for easter monday because it's a one of those tiny tescos locals
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So who's still up. And why are you up?
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>>27478148
Was up at 4pm yesterday

I don't like being up during the day.
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>>27470190
Why is Britain the only country with a general on /r9k/?. Do you think that says anything about your country?
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>>27478197
I don't think mods allow other languages and we're a windy, grey island of like 70 million
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>>27478197
Because we're more relevant than any other country perhaps?
Ever stop to wonder why our language is the most important?
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>>27478197
The countries culture and institutions have led to a broke, hopeless youth. The only options for young men are becoming a UniLad or becoming a robot.
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>>27478274
Because of americans...?
Obviously?
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been banned for like 4 months
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>>27478197
Shitty image. Let me fix it with the actual biggest products

Being British is about driving an American (Ford) car to an English pub for an Australian (Fosters) beer, then travevelling home, grabbing an Indian/Chinese/Italian/Thai/English (seriously, you cant fucking answer this one) on the way to sit on DFS (fuck knows where they get their shit) sofa and watch British shows on a Korean TV

Oh look, all that British/Colonial shit
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Already up and about and on my way to slave.
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>>27479741

Same here. Fuck.
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>>27478383
Being British is about diving down the sofa cushions until you find enough for a pint, bumming a fag off another regular, using your remaining shrapnel to find something edible in the reduced section at the supermarket, ending up with a 5p stale baguette and a tin of Smartprice beans, eating it cold because the gas meter has used up the emergency and the microwave keeps sparking, putting the telly on to keep warm, and falling asleep on the sofa.
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>>27479887
I Iike it
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>want to shoot myself in the head but guns are illegal

JUST
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>>27480005
We were born in the wrong country, friend.

All troubles sorted within 2 seconds
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>>27479887

Very good. Elements of this album are what sum up British life best for me.

>>27479826

Did you get much sleep lad? Only got a couple of hours here. Fuck.
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What time do sandwiches come into shops? Spar opens at 7 and tempted to go down there right as it opens but will they have sandwiches then?

I'm assuming they will since normies probably buy them for lunch while on their way to work?
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>>27480764

>spar pre made sandwiches

sounds grim lad
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>>27480764
go at half 7 m8, atleast asda has the fresh bread out by then
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How the fuck are these threads up but steam friend threads aren't fuck you this is a general and should be stopped.
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>>27481208
>sounds grim lad
I'm a neet, my whole life is grim.
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>>27481264
Because this isn't a topic for /soc/ or /v/
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>>27481291
Yeah /pol/ /int/ so this thread shouldn't be here
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>>27481326
pol is for idiots and int is for normies
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>>27481333
This.

/int/ thread is just normies talking about uni banter and sex. /pol/ is just stupid and not comfy at all.
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Morning lads. Need to clean my room properly. Plumbers coming around this week to install a new toilet in the en-suite. All I know is 'this week'. I have no idea what day or how long it'll take them.

I assumed it wouldn't be yesterday since bank holiday. Could be today though, could be in an hour times for all I know. Leaving this place tomorrow though to visit parents so long as it's not today, I'll be good.
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>>27482075
>en-suite
>visit parents

I think you need to go
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>>27482089
Don't worry mate. I'm at uni, it's just one room and the en-suite but have officially been kicked out. I'm 'visiting' as far as my parents know. I'm actually going home for good to tell them I got kicked out.

Don't know what to do now. Look for a job? Bennies?
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>>27472192
My mate goes there. Plays pool for them.
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>>27480764
>thinks spar have a delivery of fresh sandwiches daily

They were probablly made 5 days ago by a Slovenian in a factory.
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>>27480005
Only handguns and assault rifles. You could get a shotgun, basically a 99.999999% chance it will kill you instantly.

I don't say 100% because there's always that one useless cunt who ends up bottling it halfway through and blows his face off
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>>27482075
Why did you get kicked out of uni? Asking Indians if they poo in loo?
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>>27483571
Couldn't handle the pressure. Stop going in altogether. Even went back home for a bit. Got official news I was kicked out on the 19th.
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>>27470468
>Never fully explain or flesh out your ideas
>Never apologise.
>Say you were joking
>Never admit failure.
>Be boastful
>Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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>>27483718
Don't forget to be rich.
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Now that the research chemical websites are illegal where the fuck can I get flubromazepam????

Lads help me out I love that shit!!! Where?!
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Any one else feel like their job prevents them from getting a possible gf?
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which dating site /app us more popular here?
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>>27484001
Tinder I suppose.
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>>27483979
Of course. Common actually.

If you work a shit tier job that society deems low, then females will be less interested in you. Also a lot of the types of females us robots are interested in usually end up being university educated, and again they will be less likely to date someone with a low tier minimum wage job.

Not saying it's impossible, just the type of woman you can get when working a shit job is dramatically different than what you can get if you work a good job.
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>>27484026
I work in a supermarket but not a shelf monkey. I'm a delivery driver and while it sounds boring, it's a job I actually can say I don't mind going to work to do. It's nice to just be out on the roads and driving which is better than being cooped up in the shop.

Just hate it when girls ask me what I do. I don't like telling them cause I feel ashamed that I feel satisfied doing this job and I'm not trying to achieve better. I'm just too laid back.
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What anime should I watch lads?

Preferably something between 12-26 episodes with minimal moeshit.
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>>27484065
>I'm a delivery driver
Unfortunately society considers it a low job. Fucking sucks though lad. I know your pain, I work a low job too, but I like it and i'm comfy. But also don't know what to say when girls ask me what I do as they lose interest fast when they find out.

Just life I suppose, if I wanted a 'better' job i'd have to work hard and slave away, all for the hopes that people will see me as a better person? Fuck that. I'll make the sacrifice and keep my lazy comfy life.
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>>27484098
I'm the same. I feel comfy working this job. I'm 3 minutes away from it and I get along with the people there. It's mostly never a dull day because something random sometimes happens.

I don't even know what I want in life. Just have days when I feel blue about my life. All I'm doing now is just saving to go on a few more holidays until society tells me I should be saving for a house. I'm 24 and I'm supposedly running out of time.
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>>27483965
I'm in the exact same position desu. I'm not sure anyone knows whether buying from EU vendors will be viable or not, but it's worth a try.
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>>27484076
Ping Pong The Animation is an 11 episode series and the main character is a robot. A lot of the characters are very relatable, it's my favorite show ever.
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>>27484065
what do i need to be a delivery driver?
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>>27484162
>Just have days when I feel blue about my life.
Why do you feel blue mate? What makes you feel like that?
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>>27470907
>Pint u'Guinnesss is what I usually drink, but I'm not picky at all.

Nobody drinks Guinness here

Order a corona in a bottle with a lime in it
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>>27472615

19M 6'0 160lbs
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>No clear winner for film night
Very intense, lads.
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>>27480152
This and OMP are such flawless albums. Perfectly summarise British culture
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>>27484248
Be able to drive obviously
Had your license for a year at least with no points
18 or over
Be able to talk to people at the door.

Job is pretty good in the summer when you get to drive around getting a nice drivers arm tan.

>>27484266
Well like I said, most women I've come across in my life have a better job than me so I feel a bit embarrassed about mine. I've had people say that I shouldn't be wasting away at my current job because I could achieve more but I don't have no drive to. As well as having no drive to achieve more, I've got no idea what to go for.

I'm 25 this year with 0 savings and the only thing I'm looking forward to is hopefully seeing my friend in New York in December. The days I feel blue are the days I just don't feel good enough.
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do you have to be brit to post in this thread
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>>27484177

Hopefully it will be discreetly packaged or some shit. I know the big research Chem site brought out Chem dot eu but I'm just worried whether it will get intercepted or not
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who /synthwave/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
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>>27484268
Ignore this retard
>nobody drinks Guinness
You never been to a pub?
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>>27484321
Yes you do.

We can smell fakers easily.
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>>27484308
>most women I've come across in my life have a better job than me so I feel a bit embarrassed about mine.
Hate to say it mate but you might have to lower your standards with women and go for working class type women. Either that or you get a better job.
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>>27484334
wow that is really cool
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>Tesco induction tomorrow
Any tips?
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