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Cant we all just be comfy & get along edition
I'd like to get comfy with some r9k boys tbfhwy
>>27470190
Actual thread
bl0x
>>27470190
I'm assuming this is the "official" thread because it was posted first
>incoming waifu deleted from the other thread
Bit of a mess up, eh lads? Post waifus.
What's the story behind the police tape at the kabab shop?
>>27470236
tfw no one to get comfy with and watch movies
>>27470303
Ribena worked there
>tfw you picked an unemployable degree and now have to live out the rest of your ruined life earning shit and never getting a qt 3.14 Asian gf
>>27470190
>Cant we all just be comfy & get along
not if people keep spamming the weeb bullshit
Fucking hate weeb shit so much fuck off u autist cunts
My dad believes the increasing numbers of people with tattoos and piercings is representative of society going downhill.
Is he right?
>>27470300
>tfw posted waifu right at the end of the last thread
>>27470362
No. The Celts were tatted up to the nines and they were fine until the Romans ruined everything.
Your dad's a dick.
>>27470318
Please don't. Too sad
>>27470300
mio
i
ocococ
tfw hr promises that you got a job and you don't pass the interview with a boss. And my parents don't forget to remind me to 'get any job as soon as possible'.
Lads, I've decided the only way I can succeed at life is to embody Kanye West and Donald Trump, at least temporarily, how do I make the transformation?
>>27470300
A cat is fine too...right?
>>27470468
just be trump a bit..money and power and strive to be better.
despise losers also.
>>27470479
Do catgirls have regular ears too? Or just the cat ones?
>>27470300
Posting Jun and thinking about the lads while making mango pudding from Malaysia. It's called happy grass.
>>27470300
I can't help but feel like I'm cheating on Awoo when I post NonnaIt's not like it matters, because neither of them are real
>>27470190
HEY I'm an american studying abroad this summer in London. Anything I should know before I head out?
>>27470414
t. """"""man"""""" with tattoo sleeves and ear gauges
>>27470652
Everything costs double-triple what you're used to and there are a ot of darkies about
>>27470496
I can't speak for all catgirls, but this qt has both
>>27470652
>London
Hope you enjoy being culturally enriched/blown up.
>>27470652
Don't talk on the tube. It's a social convention that everyone should be quiet because of the 7/7 bombings.
>>27470688
>Everything costs double-triple what you're used to
except heathcare, that's quite a bit cheaper
>>27470700
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>>27470700
I'm v excited. Roehampton, I think, just outside of the city? Anything I should do/experience that's beyond a basic tour?
>>27470688
I ain't even worried mi familia, I'm spending money on food and not much else. Unless I see something neat.
>>27470756
You're going to have to acquire a taste for spaghetti hoops, lad.
>>27470756
>I'm v excited. Roehampton, I think, just outside of the city? Anything I should do/experience that's beyond a basic tour?
Everything good is really hush hush to keep tourists out. Hang around outside theatres as they exist, that's when all the good bars open their doors; slip the bouncer a few twenties and you'll be in. Make sure to wear atie
>>27470672
I'm completely tattooless and piercingless. Something I never intend on changing.
I'm just not an insecure pussy who needs to bitch about what others do with their own body.
>>27470698
Good, I think that's the less bizarre option.
>>27470721
Makes sense.
>>27470797
Yikesington. I'll eat what I have to. Hopefully you guys have cuter women than the garbage cans I have to look at all the time.
>>27470800
I want to do a lot of obvious cultural things, like see shows and visit art galleries, but this is good to know. Anything I should order at the bar so I don't come across as a total outsider (aside from my giveaway accent?) Pint u'Guinnesss is what I usually drink, but I'm not picky at all.
>>27470338
Learn an employable skill
>>27470907
if you haven't had the chance to research a particular place's specialities, as for the "whisky on tap" or if you are attractive enough to pull it off tell them "surprise me"
Both generic answers that belie your naivety, but classic enough nobody will question you further.
>>27470951
like what
4
35
What's your favourite note, lads?
I quite like the tenner.
>>27470978
Counting mate. 35 doesn't come after 4.
cryptic mum texts
>>27471057
>tenner
You gonna get gyno'd
50 master race
>>27471080
Reply to your mum faggot
And my mum always goes mental with smileys and xxxxs, never do them back
>>27471132
>replying to ribena
grim fate lad
>>27471132
>never do them back
why not?
>>27471151
i'm not pakiboo pal
>>27471082
Are they actually going to get rid of Darwin? He had such a cool beard.
>>27471175
yes, because feminism has decided that one of the most important scientists ever needs to step down for an overrated author whose works have dated horribly.
>>27471175
They are
Not enough women on the currency, despite literally every coin & note devoting 50% of their space to Liz 2: electric boogaloo
>>27471207
Liz isn't there for her achievements, she's there cos it's tradition and every coin has had the monarch's head since the 1600s at least.
it's really not a big deal to put a woman on one note. Darwin's been on the tenner for what, 25 years or something? It's not like everybody's going to forget the second he's gone. Let a famous lass on there for a bit.
>>27471204
>>27471207
>trading a literal who for Churchill and great scientist for a mediocre author
I don't know how to feel about this. Would it be less painful if it was someone like George Orwell?
Played Katawa Shoujo again today lads, bad idea gave me horrible feels. I'll never have a pleasant teenage relationship, I'll never meet a woman with actual interesting hobbies beyond posting on social media and gossiping. I'll never meet someone who I can actually just shoot the shit with and actually helps carry the conversation instead of me having to do all the work.
Do women have these types of games? I can't imagine what happens in them other than having various Chads compete for your attention.
>>27471542
shota/yaoi games are primarily for women, so yea they have them.
>>27471542
The female equivalent is reading fifty shades of grey
>>27471542
Katawa Shoujo made me like blind girls more. But thinking about it you're completely right women are vapid creatures. Almost makes me want to be gay.
>>27471406
>George Orwell
Yeah, George Orwell has some serious cultural significance
>>27471679
>Almost makes me want to be gay.
Just go gay, it's better.
>>27471638
So guys just want a nice, calm romantic relationship while women want to be dominated by an alpha male. Sounds about right.
>>27471606
Speaking of which, why are girls who are into anime into gay stuff so much instead of self inserting into straight stuff like most guys do? Is it because they can't imagine themselves in a sexual situation they have to sexualise something with no women present.
>>27471542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwRuNtvDTk
Surprisingly, this wasn't original.
>>27471694
probably the same reasons guys like lesbian porn
>>27471679
I don't think I've ever met a girl as sweet as Lilly in my entire life, while Hisao really does seem like a slightly misanthropic everyman.
I just did Emi's route and I just can't conceive of a woman taking the initiative and making things happen like that irl unless you were a total 10/10 uber Chad.
>>27471686
Not if you're ugly like me.
>>27471686
Being a lonely gay is no different
>>27470652
what uni mate?
>>27470652
Sew a Canadian flag patch to your backpack so we don't batter you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-FnxehmQMg
Your daily dose of rage, /britfeel/
>>27472042
>JennaMarbles rip offs
They just don't get it do they...
Also, she is fuck ugly. I don't understand how that many people could be calling her attractive.
>>27472042
That's clear viewbait
>>27471750
>>27471754
Guys are less picky, especially robot guys.
Should I watch Inferno Cop before calling it a day, lads?
>>27472042
>I'm tired of being called beautiful
>Looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down
Closed the tab inmediately
>>27471798
U of Roehampton
Studying British Lit & Performance
>>27472148
Well they are always over 100 miles away and just stop replying
>>27472148
Straight guys are less picky, yes. Some of the monstrosities you see decent looking straight guys with is unreal
Gay guys are not. You'll never see an ugly as fuck guy in a relationship with a decent looking gay guy
Also, with robot guys, a lot of them are confused. I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of them think they;'re bi because they're into traps, or 2D or shemales etc when real guys are nothing like that at all so they panic
>>27472042
Gotta admit, she looks like the kind of girl I'd super like on tinder
>>27472042
>her other videos
>takes out a guitar to I guess shoe how 'intelligent' and 'creative' she is as she speaks about in the video above
>can't even play Blackbird by The Beatles properly
>can't even tune the guitar
I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself tbqh.
>Set up VPN for my phone
>Set it to a few Asian countries
>Chat up randoms on Tinder
>200 likes, 30 super likes today alone
Boys, it's like shooting fish in a fucking barrel. They love the white men
Pretty good confidence booster too bee hoonest
>>27472148
This sucks balls for most guys because hot guys are willing to fuck absolute monster women who then feel justified in setting a top tier guy as their standard.
On shit like tinder women know basically every guy they see has liked them so they swipe through until they see the best of the best. Doesn't matter if the girl's good looking or a hog.
>>27472273
and yet you still came here to brag about it
>>27472273
I remember being on okcupid and most of my likes and visitors were girls in the Philippines. I should probably travel there one day
>>27472273
It only counts if it's South Korea and Japan. Otherwise, they're just looking at the visa and you could be a fat balding pensioner for all they care
>>27472373
When I was in South Korea I definitely matched with more girls than I do in the UK but it still wasn't great. On nights out and stuff Korean girls definitely don't want to be bothered by foreign guys, they don't really fancy their own guys too much from what I saw.
>>27472481
South Koreans only fancy money. Never met a more materialistic bunch in my life.
>>27472511
I think the Chinese are the same, they assume you're rich if you're white.
I think the Japs are better for that but worse in other ways, in that just like over here you've gotta be decent looking to get an oar in.
>>27470300
Just completed Halo 5 lads, not sure what to feel
>>27472042
Legit triggered.
>>27472197
Meet up sooner, people get bored just talking online if they are looking for someone.
Post gender, age, weight and height
Be honest
Let's find the r9k average
22M 5'10 160lbs
>>27472042
Sucks being a quadroon
>>27472566
Looking forward to seeing what happens to the robo waifu and if she gets deleted or what.
Wonder if a precursor is going to make an appearance.
>>27472615
Can we please not have these types of posts? It does nothing but lead to narcissistic spamwankery
>>27472481
>>27472511
Don't tell the lads on the kpop general on /mu/, they'd kill themselves (sooner)
>>27472248
Why?
You can tell from those hipster glasses she's a bitch.
kickboxing waifu
endibrah here reportin
>>27472614
Yeah, once when I pushed to meet up sooner it went badly for me, and this latest he stopped replying after I suggested it seriously.
When they are far away meeting is a big deal
>>27472283
>because hot guys are willing to fuck absolute monster women
The thing is though becoming a 'hot guy' isn't that hard. Lift, wear whatever cool people your age wear and get a proper haircut. Boom.
>>27472688
Don't forget leg lengthening and facial surgery
>>27472688
and be outgoing and popular. A long list of things even ugly girls feel completely justified in demanding.
Just can't be bothered dealing with that kind of attitude.
>>27472642
Bitchy hipster girls are kinda my type even though they probably all hate me so I settle for chubby girls with awful taste and depression
which of you want a bf
>>27472766
mememememe
oc
>>27472632
>29M 5'4 400lbs
>>27472787
lbs? yank?
>>27472688
Are you a woman?
Women just need not to be pigs and poor ice cream into themselves.
There is a quite a lot of things you need to be born with as a guy, like height, face and bone structure.
>>27472784
wherewherewhere
Where can I get something photocopied?
>>27472853
northwestnorthwestnorthwest
>>27472766
Forever and always and forever.
>>27472805
I'm so used to browsing /fit/ that I have more of a sense of scale in terms of bodyweight in lbs rather than kilos
how much salt do you think you could eat, say with a spoon, before you became sick?
>>27472930
Three spoon
>>27472864
damndamndamn
>>27472897
wherewherewhere
Ate a big bowl full of cereal now I feel sick as shit lads, think I might be lactose intolerant.
>>27472965
lactose intolerance just makes you fart a lot
>>27472951
>damndamndamn
*cries* ;_;
>>27472951
I live in the northwest too. I'm not really boyfriend material though.
>>27472993
do you want to move? (:
>>27473004
neither am i desu
>>27471336
16 years he's been on there.
I don't mind them cycling figures around every once in a while, but Austen? Fuck me...
>>27472951
Where are you then anon?
>>27473047
>do you want to move? (:
yes
>neither am i desu
O-oh.. ok then
Damn lads my belly's gotten so fucking big literally looks like I'm pregnant. The rest of me's still a relatively normal proportion.
>>27473085
Same here, the fucking beer belly of shame
Can't believe there are people out there who eat crisps with their right hand.
>>27473054
southern village
>>27473077
we'd be a good match then!
Doing wank at college so I'm moving next year to do music production. Another 2 years of studying for a qualification I'll probably never use
>>27473123
I-I think we've spoken before <_<
>>27473085
>>27473105
I've lost a lot of weight this past year but I've still got a bit of a beer belly. If I could totally shed it then I'd be pretty happy with my body
>>27473135
i think so too
w-what's wrong with that?
>>27473151
>>27473105
Do you lads reckon if I stop drinking so regularly and do some exercise it'll go away?
Anyone just wanna have a banging night out in london getting absolutely wrecked? I've seriously lost all self respect and just want to go on a mad one.
>>27473128
Which college? ATM?
>>27473168
Nothing. It kind of feels like... fate. But believing in fate is a little faggy so I dunno!
>>27472831
No, I'm a guy who became 'hot'.
>>27473175
Probably. I exercise regularly but I still drink a lot
>>27473175
Yes but doing that is impossible for me, exercise sucks and if I don't drink for a few days the bad thoughts get worse
>>27473195
Edgy ass new one that opened last year called Chapeltown Academy. Decent College, I'm just shit at keeping on top of my work and the subjects I'm studying I couldn't give 2 shits about apart from chemistry.
>>27472682
>Yeah, once when I pushed to meet up sooner it went badly for me, and this latest he stopped replying after I suggested it seriously.
Sounds like he wasn't serious about meeting up in the first place then. No worries mate, keep on trucking.
>>27473199
oh, good!
so do you have a throwaway email or smurf skype account or anything like that?
>>27473226
Tbqh I'll probably go to a gym 3 or 4 times, not drink for a week then go boozing again and forget about the gym.
It's what happened the past few times, when you don't have mates or a gf or someone to motivate you into doing that shit it just feels like a waste of time.
>>27473219
You were never that bad to begin with.
I'm pretty fucking sick of teenagers claiming they became normies or attractive when it was just them growing up and maybe just slightly later than those around them. Booohoooo a virgin at 18, such a robot XD
>>27473236
Oh, so not a music specific one then.
>>27473287 nah, it's a strictly academic college and I'm thinking of moving to Barnsley College.
>>27473258
I think I've gone through most of the guys on here who have been up for chatting desu
>>27473314
Really? Fuck man, how many have you spoken too? How far do you usually get? Exchange pics? Plan dates etc?
>tfw you keep a thank you card on your desk to remind you that people were, at one point, glad you existed
>>27473314
This is what I mean. Most people here are attention fishers who get scared off the moment it becomes all too real
>>27473383
>tfw you threw out your birthday cards because they reminded you of the actual day spent crying alone in bed
>>27473368
I think 8, it never got further than just talking really. The distance kills it really.
I've also met a straight guy but that's another thing.
>>27473472
Distance never bothers me because I don't need to see someone every day to care. It always bothers others though.
>>27473449
It can happen.
I met my bf through here and he's the love of my life.
>tfw I gotta spend next week working with the new graduates who have absolutely nothing interesting to say, are completely unfunny and need a huge push just to life one fucking finger and do anything
Gonna be a pain. I don't think it's a generation thing since I'm only 25, but fuck me if most people in their 20's these days aren't lazy bags of shit.
>>27473571
Please don't give any of us hope. It hurts
>>27473532
Its not just everyday, but making that first trip and meeting in real life is what I think would cement it. When the first meet has a fuck long journey that needs to be planned associated with it, it makes it more difficult.
>>27473571Fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>27473577
why are you on here if you dislike lazy people?
some lad earlier literally has a shitpipe in his room.
you sound like a normie desu.
Humbly requesting shitpipe be added to OP image. If that isn't worthy of commemoration, nothing is.
>>27473647
i don't think anywhere in the UK is a "fucklong" journey unless you're like in the middle of cornwall and they're in Scotland and need 4 trains and 10 hours just to get to you
What distance was the furthest?
>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
Friendly reminder to anyone who fancies joing us for the movie on friday, voting is open for just under 24 hours now.
>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
>>27473649
I don't know about normie, I live alone and don't have a social life, the only thing I have an interest in is my job so it pisses me off when people come here and can't be bothered to do anything.
If you're gonna sit on your arse go do it at home neet style, don't waste my time having to drag you along.
>>27473647
what's your throwaway email senpai?
>>27473688
It would take about 5 hours to get to places in London, its a fairly major trip to meet what would be almost a stranger you met online.
>>27473717[email protected]
>>27473711
>literally a jobsworth
You sound boring mate. I bet all the new kiddies will make fun of you behind your back.
>>27470190
>mfw in 1996 Harold shipman gave me a non-lethal dose of the MMR vaccine
>>27473711
>the only thing I have an interest in is my job
So you have no hobbies at all?
>>27474032
Thank your lucky stars you weren't a pensioner with savings
...and everyone pissed off.
I have a fitness test for a job coming up and I tried doing a practice version today and failed fucking miserably. Doubt I have enough time to get the level I need before it happens ;_;
>>27474362
Its bed time before a big day of work for massa tomorrow
>>27474389
What kind of job is it? You becoming a rozzer?
>>27473685
The image, in case nobody else saved it.
>>27474418
Yeah, the level of fitness feels just out of reach for my timescale. :<
>>27474991
I've seen some fat as fuck coppers though
>>27475027
I have no idea how the fuck. My stamina probably just sucks, though. I'm about two minutes off from the time I need, roughly. I've got about a month to get there. I don't know if that is achievable.
I really really dont want to go to work tomorow
tempted to buy a camper van and live off sainsburys baiscs food in a field
>>27475296
>tempted to buy a camper van and live off sainsburys baiscs food in a field
Do you think this could work?
I don't want to go to work tomorrow either.
>>27475346
Maybe if we work together we can creat some kinda trailer park for britbots
No sign of poleaboo tonight? He actually managed not to cut yesterday. I wonder if he's finally got help.
>>27475409
Sounds socialist.
>>27475453
Sounds gypo if anything oh well comrad jezza will pay us out with bennies
>>27475487
comrade* whhhoops
I feel awful, I just want someone to love me. Im approaching 30 and I've never even had the opportunity to kiss a girl
The more time goes on the more I hate myself, I wish I was normal
>becoming too lazy to even get food and drink
We're reaching NEET levels that shouldn't even be possible.
>>27475624
Happens to a lot of wizards. It all comes crushing down and the despair kicks in
>>27475624
Good luck getting through doom.
>>27475819
thanks for cheering me up
I'm going to buy some nice sausage and some donuts then sit on my sofa and pretend I'm not fucked tomorrow, yes I am.
I just put so much sugar into me tea, lads. I can feel the individual grains of sugar as they swish around in me gob.
>>27476637
Feel the diabetes
>>27476637
That's minging desu. The worst is if you don't stir it properly and you get that mixture down at the bottom, absolute cancerous stuff.
>TFW your mum has never referred to you as "mate"
tfw you're in the tesco's with your mum and some mate gets cheeky with her and you cock up by spilling dog's bullocks everywhere
>>27477715
>tfw you're in tesco and some Chad your age bumps into your mum and she gets visibly flustered
>>27477889
>when you're in tesco and some cunt of an old man pushes past your mum so you give him a shove and he falls into the vegetables and you stare him down until some staff rush over to help him up and he staggers off confused
>>27477963
>tfw tescos was closed today for easter monday because it's a one of those tiny tescos locals
So who's still up. And why are you up?
>>27478148
Was up at 4pm yesterday
I don't like being up during the day.
>>27470190
Why is Britain the only country with a general on /r9k/?. Do you think that says anything about your country?
>>27478197
I don't think mods allow other languages and we're a windy, grey island of like 70 million
>>27478197
Because we're more relevant than any other country perhaps?
Ever stop to wonder why our language is the most important?
>>27478197
The countries culture and institutions have led to a broke, hopeless youth. The only options for young men are becoming a UniLad or becoming a robot.
>>27478274
Because of americans...?
Obviously?
been banned for like 4 months
>>27478197
Shitty image. Let me fix it with the actual biggest products
Being British is about driving an American (Ford) car to an English pub for an Australian (Fosters) beer, then travevelling home, grabbing an Indian/Chinese/Italian/Thai/English (seriously, you cant fucking answer this one) on the way to sit on DFS (fuck knows where they get their shit) sofa and watch British shows on a Korean TV
Oh look, all that British/Colonial shit
Already up and about and on my way to slave.
>>27479741
Same here. Fuck.
>>27478383
Being British is about diving down the sofa cushions until you find enough for a pint, bumming a fag off another regular, using your remaining shrapnel to find something edible in the reduced section at the supermarket, ending up with a 5p stale baguette and a tin of Smartprice beans, eating it cold because the gas meter has used up the emergency and the microwave keeps sparking, putting the telly on to keep warm, and falling asleep on the sofa.
>>27479887
I Iike it
>want to shoot myself in the head but guns are illegal
JUST
>>27480005
We were born in the wrong country, friend.
All troubles sorted within 2 seconds
>>27479887
Very good. Elements of this album are what sum up British life best for me.
>>27479826
Did you get much sleep lad? Only got a couple of hours here. Fuck.
What time do sandwiches come into shops? Spar opens at 7 and tempted to go down there right as it opens but will they have sandwiches then?
I'm assuming they will since normies probably buy them for lunch while on their way to work?
>>27480764
>spar pre made sandwiches
sounds grim lad
>>27480764
go at half 7 m8, atleast asda has the fresh bread out by then
How the fuck are these threads up but steam friend threads aren't fuck you this is a general and should be stopped.
>>27481208
>sounds grim lad
I'm a neet, my whole life is grim.
>>27481264
Because this isn't a topic for /soc/ or /v/
>>27481291
Yeah /pol/ /int/ so this thread shouldn't be here
>>27481326
pol is for idiots and int is for normies
>>27481333
This.
/int/ thread is just normies talking about uni banter and sex. /pol/ is just stupid and not comfy at all.
Morning lads. Need to clean my room properly. Plumbers coming around this week to install a new toilet in the en-suite. All I know is 'this week'. I have no idea what day or how long it'll take them.
I assumed it wouldn't be yesterday since bank holiday. Could be today though, could be in an hour times for all I know. Leaving this place tomorrow though to visit parents so long as it's not today, I'll be good.
>>27482075
>en-suite
>visit parents
I think you need to go
>>27482089
Don't worry mate. I'm at uni, it's just one room and the en-suite but have officially been kicked out. I'm 'visiting' as far as my parents know. I'm actually going home for good to tell them I got kicked out.
Don't know what to do now. Look for a job? Bennies?
>>27472192
My mate goes there. Plays pool for them.
>>27480764
>thinks spar have a delivery of fresh sandwiches daily
They were probablly made 5 days ago by a Slovenian in a factory.
>>27480005
Only handguns and assault rifles. You could get a shotgun, basically a 99.999999% chance it will kill you instantly.
I don't say 100% because there's always that one useless cunt who ends up bottling it halfway through and blows his face off
>>27482075
Why did you get kicked out of uni? Asking Indians if they poo in loo?
>>27483571
Couldn't handle the pressure. Stop going in altogether. Even went back home for a bit. Got official news I was kicked out on the 19th.
>>27470468
>Never fully explain or flesh out your ideas
>Never apologise.
>Say you were joking
>Never admit failure.
>Be boastful
>Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder
>>27483718
Don't forget to be rich.
Now that the research chemical websites are illegal where the fuck can I get flubromazepam????
Lads help me out I love that shit!!! Where?!
Any one else feel like their job prevents them from getting a possible gf?
which dating site /app us more popular here?
>>27484001
Tinder I suppose.
>>27483979
Of course. Common actually.
If you work a shit tier job that society deems low, then females will be less interested in you. Also a lot of the types of females us robots are interested in usually end up being university educated, and again they will be less likely to date someone with a low tier minimum wage job.
Not saying it's impossible, just the type of woman you can get when working a shit job is dramatically different than what you can get if you work a good job.
>>27484026
I work in a supermarket but not a shelf monkey. I'm a delivery driver and while it sounds boring, it's a job I actually can say I don't mind going to work to do. It's nice to just be out on the roads and driving which is better than being cooped up in the shop.
Just hate it when girls ask me what I do. I don't like telling them cause I feel ashamed that I feel satisfied doing this job and I'm not trying to achieve better. I'm just too laid back.
What anime should I watch lads?
Preferably something between 12-26 episodes with minimal moeshit.
>>27484065
>I'm a delivery driver
Unfortunately society considers it a low job. Fucking sucks though lad. I know your pain, I work a low job too, but I like it and i'm comfy. But also don't know what to say when girls ask me what I do as they lose interest fast when they find out.
Just life I suppose, if I wanted a 'better' job i'd have to work hard and slave away, all for the hopes that people will see me as a better person? Fuck that. I'll make the sacrifice and keep my lazy comfy life.
>>27484098
I'm the same. I feel comfy working this job. I'm 3 minutes away from it and I get along with the people there. It's mostly never a dull day because something random sometimes happens.
I don't even know what I want in life. Just have days when I feel blue about my life. All I'm doing now is just saving to go on a few more holidays until society tells me I should be saving for a house. I'm 24 and I'm supposedly running out of time.
>>27483965
I'm in the exact same position desu. I'm not sure anyone knows whether buying from EU vendors will be viable or not, but it's worth a try.
>>27484076
Ping Pong The Animation is an 11 episode series and the main character is a robot. A lot of the characters are very relatable, it's my favorite show ever.
>>27484065
what do i need to be a delivery driver?
>>27484162
>Just have days when I feel blue about my life.
Why do you feel blue mate? What makes you feel like that?
>>27470907
>Pint u'Guinnesss is what I usually drink, but I'm not picky at all.
Nobody drinks Guinness here
Order a corona in a bottle with a lime in it
>>27472615
19M 6'0 160lbs
>No clear winner for film night
Very intense, lads.
>>27480152
This and OMP are such flawless albums. Perfectly summarise British culture
>>27484248
Be able to drive obviously
Had your license for a year at least with no points
18 or over
Be able to talk to people at the door.
Job is pretty good in the summer when you get to drive around getting a nice drivers arm tan.
>>27484266
Well like I said, most women I've come across in my life have a better job than me so I feel a bit embarrassed about mine. I've had people say that I shouldn't be wasting away at my current job because I could achieve more but I don't have no drive to. As well as having no drive to achieve more, I've got no idea what to go for.
I'm 25 this year with 0 savings and the only thing I'm looking forward to is hopefully seeing my friend in New York in December. The days I feel blue are the days I just don't feel good enough.
do you have to be brit to post in this thread
>>27484177
Hopefully it will be discreetly packaged or some shit. I know the big research Chem site brought out Chem dot eu but I'm just worried whether it will get intercepted or not
who /synthwave/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
>>27484268
Ignore this retard
>nobody drinks Guinness
You never been to a pub?
>>27484321
Yes you do.
We can smell fakers easily.
>>27484308
>most women I've come across in my life have a better job than me so I feel a bit embarrassed about mine.
Hate to say it mate but you might have to lower your standards with women and go for working class type women. Either that or you get a better job.
>>27484334
wow that is really cool
>Tesco induction tomorrow
Any tips?
>>27484358
welcome to hell laddo
>>27484334
TETSUO!!!!!!
got a job interview in a minute for at a bar
shitting it
any other lads here worked at a bar? what's it like
>>27484358
What job did you go for? Checkouts?
>>27484355
Yeah I know man. Just trying to find those types out and about.
>>27484350
ok who in this thread is faking then (can't say me because i am an admitted americuck)
>>27484358
You're going to watch a fire safety video and then probably eat some food and that will be it lad.
You can be a braindead retard to work at teso and tbqh you will probably want to be otherwise you'll kill yourself from the boredom and working-class ignorant environment.
>>27484375
>Yeah I know man. Just trying to find those types out and about.
Good luck lad, they are out there.
>>27484375
It's a local so I'll be doing a bit of everything, 20 hours a week. 70p an hour extra danger pay because I live in a rough neighbourhood.
>>27484399
>70p an hour extra danger pay because I live in a rough neighbourhood.
WEW LAD
>>27484308
i can drive on the right side.. maybe i need to take a test here to chance my EU licence to a UK.
on gov.co.uk it says i can drive with my EU licence for 3 years with no test however how is this safe if i haven't driven a left stick before?
what do boys mum stole off me again not even mad this time just confused
>>27484393
>tfw your success rate with women is tied to what you do for a living
makes it even harder for us robots to ever be loved desu
>>27484494
>>27484393
>>27484375
>live with single mother
>she brings her friends round
>all they talk about is how much money their respective boyfriends all make
>bitch about what they don't do and act like they are walking wallets for the things they want to buy like clothes and extensions on the home
>210mg/dl
Woooeeeoooh
You lads don't know how good you have it. I will die the most painful death known to Amerikind: Diabetusdeath
>>27484524
This is so weird, apparently women in HR are bad for things like this, all of them live through their husbands achievments, it's like they play top trumps with their partners.
>>27473955
What else are you meant to do at a job other than your work? A bit of chat is fine as long as you're doing shit at the same time.
Where I work the kids aren't having fun, they just sit texting on their phones and not working. Just rooted to the spot doing fuck all. It might not have been so bad if they had a bit of banter on the go but they're like husks.
>>27484787
I would even settle for one of these materialistic whores at this point.
I don't have any achievements though, all my wealth was given to me/inherited.
>>27484988
>I don't have any achievements though, all my wealth was given to me/inherited.
I'd easily live that life on easy mode. Fuck having to work for riches.
>>27484988
I could never settle for one of those types, they're obviously the sort who spent their younger "good" years shagging about with the #lads in uni and want to settle down with a walking wallet. Forget it.
Even worse is when they openly admit this and say it as if you should have no problem with it.
>>27484329
Yeah, I think it's just selling, not possession that is being made illegal, so even if they intercept it they shouldn't be able to do anything about it.
Here's hoping anyway.
>>27484399
That sounds rough desu. Knew a lad worked at TK Maxx got stabbed through the hand once lmao.
>>27485101
fucking blacks
>>27485120
*chavs. No blacks where I live.
mum was fiddling with my chair while i was at work earlier now it's all horrible and uncomfortable and i can't get it back the way it was
>>27485143
My sympathies anon. Suffered with an uncomfy chair for years. Sad times.
>>27484365
KANEDAAAA!!!!!!!
Man I miss Akira.
>>27485120
The scummiest, most disgusting "humans" I've ever encountered are white, and they are pikeys
Those caravan traveler cunts are the lowest form of life on this planet.
I have so many stories of those scum, I used to live near Dale Farm, huge pikey camp.
One of their little cunt kids got squished and killed on the A127 recently though, so that's a plus.
They put one of their caravans in the middle of the road and set it alight, closed the road all night protesting and shit, cunts.
They run across the road all the time to the Tescos and make a nuisance for security there, and they play in the road near the car park, I've nearly hit one of them. One of the little cunts only had one arm, fuck knows how he lost that.
>>27485250
>The scummiest, most disgusting "humans" I've ever encountered are white
It's okay, I wish I could live your life and have gone through life without encountering a single black person ever, only seeing them on tv probably on the bbc trying to paint them in a good light.
>>27485273
Black people are good though
kick racism out of britfeel
>>27485285
please for the safety of this country kill yourself
Poleaboo installed Microsoft Office, Adobe Photoshop and Tor yesterday
he also bought a g of weed
>>27485250
>The scummiest, most disgusting "humans" I've ever encountered are white,
Poleaboo agrees
>>27484624
That's not too bad lad. As long as it's not all day every day.
>>27485292
>literal nazi trying to tell people what to do, claiming that it will be good for the country
shame it's not the 40s eh mate? ;)
Just got back from the gym
Now I feel like I'm ready to do something productive but I won't
>>27483718
>Always place the blame on others races collectively
Why is the thread dying? These should be prime /britfeel/ hours ffs
>>27485679
How is this prime /britfeel/ hour
I only woke up an hour or so ago
Feel ill as fuck lads but massa wants me in for slavery tonight.
>>27485702
It's lunchtime more or less. Cuckies should be able to sneak a feel in at lunch, and the neets should all be up by now.
>>27485721
Wagies have lunch at 12, NEETs will not be fully active until the evening
Haven't masturbated in 3 weeks now. Starting to feel like my dick is granite in the morning. Just wish I could shove it up some vagina.
>>27485960
Get a bf desu
Have a one day a week off. Still get woke up at 8 by moaning of my housemate.
She won't even talk to a neckbeard immigrant like me, but she'd let some chad fuck her in the morning and then drives him home.
Life's a shit.
>>27486074
where though desu
>tfw found nudes of my ex exist
good day desu
>tfw need to leave the house for work in an hour but don't want to get out of bed
>half a pint with lunch
>feeling tipsy
Wew lads
>>27475433
Poleaboo didn't cut yesterday either
But he is feeling terrible today and several cuts are liekly
>>27486271
after half a pint?
So do we like England here?
It seems like everyone in England fucking hates it here and wants to live in America or Australia or wherever the fuck else.
What does /britfeel/ think?
>>27486438
WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET TODAY POLE?
Getting up this late just seems like a waste, even if i just stay in my room anyway, its all relative i guess.
some days the stress and anxiety of just existing is too much.
>>27486539
isnt her bum cold
>>27486539
You're a giant normie
get the fuck out of here
>>27486560
she is Japanese, they are used to it in winter. I will warm it up anyway.
>>27486574
going by the film nights, i seem to be one of the least normie cunts about.
>>27486584
you spend so much time with other guys how can you not be a normie?
>>27486438
try cutting near your neck.
I am going to bed, goodnight.
>>27476637
Metformin time for you soon I think!
>>27476637
3 teaspoons of sugar is all I can have. Any less and it's not very nice.
Poleaboo decided against the takeaway
Made himself a jacket potato with tuna and coleslaw instead
His brother has his white friend over
>>27486497
Thinking about how I fucked up my life and those with inferior upbringings and opportunities are doing better than me
>>27486719
Why the fuck do you speak in the third person lad? Are you trying to be a special snowflake or are you just a bit of a schizo?
>>27486739
Poleaboos bail conditions prohibit him from accessing the internet, so his "friend" must post on his behalf
Though sometimes even Poleaboo refers to himself as Poleaboo in his head
>>27486739
He's schizo thinking the police are watching him on the internet cause he was caught red handed recording some Polish girl having a shit.
>>27485383
Are you fucking kidding? You're misinformed. That's terrible, and even if it's just for 1 hour a day and the rest of the time at 100mg/dl it would cause severe long term damage such as BECOMING FUCKING BLIND IN YOUR 30s
Poleaboo finished his two potatoes but he's still hungry
>>27486605
Anyone with even a single friend or who leaves the house to do something other than sign on or get a takeaway on a regular basis is a normie
>>27486941
You're a normie yourself you freak.
>>27486952
>freak
>normie
>>27486986
Yes. You are a normie.
You here, other Sittingbourne lad?
"normie", "chad", "stacy" -- this is Yankee boy terminology.
>yanks fuck off
woke up 4 hours ago and i still haven't got out of bed yet
just feel tired and weak desu
iranian escorts gave me a sore pelvic bone lads
>>27487127
>iranian escorts gave me a sore pelvic bone lads
Might I suggest getting a newer car?
>>27487143
wish i could afford it lad
I just had a poo and my right testicle has gone completely numb. Should I be worried?
>>27487166
think u dumped a testi mate
>>27486772
why doesn't poleaboo hang himself with his belt?
whats for dinner lads? got some bennys left i might order a dominos whilst i watch the footy
>>27487304
Already toyed with the idea, couldn't do it
Fucking mums at home all week, just pushing me into further degeneracy can't even leave my room ffs
>>27487330
>dominos
>footy
leave norman
>>27487420
shut ur mush chap just cos iv got a mrs and watch the footy doesnt mean i cant come to britfeel now stop bein a soft twat n tell me what pizza i should go for
Genuinely cannot believe how that fat lad on jezza has a sorta qt black gf, and I'm single.
>>27487403
why not
76543
>>27487456
>someone fucks a wild animal
>omg im so jealous
kill yourself furry
>>27487513
> implying I don't want a black gf just to piss off mummy and daddywant to fugg that womans slag friend too
>>27470236
i'll sign up, im always playing xbox on my own,
>>27487513
careful now mr edgy
>>27470236
Who wants to play Rocket League on PC
>>27487616
>tfw used to be really good last season
>haven't touched it since the new season came along
>>27487618
What rank are you? I can't stop playing it man, I put ~250 hours in since I got it in the Christmas sales
>>27487640
unranked in season 2, was gold 1 in season 1, 185 hours in the game
>tfw you can't stop watching NiciNico medleys
>tfw you can't help but wonder how good YouTube could be if it went the same dirction as NicoNico
I'm wasting tens of minutes at a time lads.
someone fedora meme'd me the other day for using the word 'sophistry'. Its out of control.
>>27487717
quaff some mead my good sir
>been having a feeling of mild dizziness for the past few days
>generally only feel it when tilting my neck
>seems to have occured after I had a bad nosebleed on friday or saturday
Bit worried lads. What do you think it could be? I'll go to the GP if it doesn't improve over the next 2 days.
>>27487782
you're either not drinking enough or not getting enough sleep
THINK I'VE TOOK TOO MUCH CODEINE
I'M SLEEPY
Bit dead in here isnt it
Anyone getting Hunie Cam Studio next week?
>>27488670
Yea, I'm down as fuck as coming back to this thread every 10 seconds to read replies is one of the few things that makes it tolerable.
>>27473123
S C O T L A N D
anybody please
>>27488494
Pussynigga
Codeine is babbys first opiate
someone be an alcoholic with me
>>27485303
>Tor yesterday
Oh god, here we go. What's pakiboo going to do now? Start looking for cp?
>>27488886
Everyone here is a flake. Don't bother investing any emotions in them
>>27489177
Not everyone but most are.
Poleaboos first attempt at shopping nudes has been poor
GOT AN 800 QUID TAX REBATE LADS
WHAT SHOULD I BUY?
>>27489253
that means you work, FUCK OFF NORMIE
>talk to someone new
>fall in love with them
Think I have issues
>>27486438
Down the road....do it right
>>27489253
New GPU
A shitload of cheap kitkats or some shit from Amazon
A nice Fossil watch (cheaper) or a fukkin sik swiss watch off eBay m8
>>27489249
Jesus lad, your life keeps getting worse and worse. Don't you want to get out of the hole you're in?
>>27487354
Don't rip your tie, you need it for court.
>>27489285
It's fine long as he works a shit job and isn't some good job normie.
>>27487354
kek that doesn't look strong enough to hold.
>>27488933
oke sure
>>27489346
This felt like a method of making the hole more comfortable
I would love to get out of this hole but I don't think it's possible, I've already resigned myself to my fate.
Pass the true events of my life on after I am no longer able.
>>27489427
>I would love to get out of this hole but I don't think it's possible
That's because you keep digging yourself dipper mate. Downloading tor, shopping nudes, that's going to further keep in you in the hole lad.
>>27489427
Pakipoo suicide when?
>that sex offender friend poleaboo blocked on whatsapp is contacting him via another phone
>quizzed about the new number he claimed "Lol new contract"
>this cunt is a compulsive liar, he made the claim 2 months ago that he just bought a new phone (a Samsung 6S or some shit because that's relevant)
>it's all lies, he's got like 4 numbers I'm currently aware of
>he asks me what I'm doing, if I'm at work etc.
>I fob him off, posting everything is fine
>I do this because I don't want to talk to him, it's him who wants to converse with me so he is the one who has to bring something to the conversation
>so I give him the chance and ask what's going on with him
>"same"
>fuck this
>tries CALLING me via Whatsapp
>Let it ring out
Pakis and whites are both deceitful vermin from poleaboos experiences but at least whites are better at keeping up their facades
>>27489483
>suicide
you and many others (in time) wish
>>27489438
I'm still not hearing any solutions to getting out of this pit of despair
>>27489502
>I'm still not hearing any solutions to getting out of this pit of despair
Didn't you get a job recently? Tray washing? I swear you had an induction. Are you still doing that? I missed what happened after the induction.
>>27489502
>you and many others (in time) wish
Just off yourself. You will never have to live in depression ever again if you just slit your neck.
>>27489502
> Pakis and whites are both deceitful vermin
Given up on trying to fit in here?
>>27489518
Went to the tray wash thing, there were 7 others there for the induction
2 chavs, 1 very friendly dyslexic guy who forgot his safety vest, boots and proof of ID, an Indian who barely spoke English, a black who barely spoke English, a black who spoke no English and some kid who came late
We were guided to a room, filled out some forms, gave the induction woman our IDs and then me, the Indian and the dyslexic were asked to leave
Said they'd call us back, not sure why
Think they couldn't do the induction that day for all of us
heard her say she wants to do all of us in one go
It's been like a month since then
Never been back to Nu-Traxx since that first intro meeting
It's a pilot program by the EU looking to be reviewed in April, hope it gets cut
>>27489571
No, I hate all races apart from blacks, I think
It's just how people are
I think I do fit in well here though
Poleaboo is watching the last episode of Fresh Meat
>>27489571
has anybody actually read this book or others like it here
>>27489594
>then me, the Indian and the dyslexic were asked to leave
kek, being kicked from tray washing. wew lad
>>27489594
>No, I hate all races apart from blacks, I think
2 blacks who couldn't speak english got chosen over you. I'm surprised you blankly accept that.
>>27489630
I read a little of it a few years back. It was okay but I feel like I'm too old to use it now. If I had it back in my college days it would have helped I think. But now i'm just a shitty cleaner so who even cares about trying to do the stuff from the book, my life is fucked beyond repair.
>>27489690
>2 blacks who couldn't speak english got chosen over you. I'm surprised you blankly accept that.
That's because they don't want someone who is overqualified, or is the likely going to jump ship to another job as soon as the opportunity comes. The non english speaking guys are more likely to stay on that job.
The NEET life is really starting to take its toll
Shit nigga I am depressed
>>27489746
NEET life is fine. It's the chronic loneliness that kills me. Being a wagey wouldn't fix that anyway
>>27489690
>>2 blacks who couldn't speak english got chosen over you
That's not necessarily what happened, they might have been asked to leave after I had already left
>I'm surprised you blankly accept that.
I don't know, if I'm honest and dig into my self then it's probably because I didn't see them as people or complex people with thoughts and opinions (on myself)
>>27489746
It's fucking horrible isn't it. I don't even have the energy to walk to the bathroom anymore.
bored 2bh
dunno what game to play
Anyone else applied for a job with tesco recently?
>"right to work" still under review after over a month
>>27489828
vanilla wow private servers
>>27489854
>"right to work" still under review after over a month
They'll look into it when they actually need more workers. Usually during the busier months like summer and christmas.
>>27489857
They feel so "isolated" and dead.
>>27489878
Nostalrius has over 5000 players per day
>>27489878
Yeah, it's lonely playing private servers. I like MMORPGs to be busy. Always have tons and tons of people walking about doing their own thing.
>>27489885
Way too small. I need it to be packed or it's not the same.
Really need this bet to come in lads
Lads I noticed my mum was browsing Facebook on an ingnocto tab.
I thought this was weird so later on I asked if I could borrow her phone and checked her Facebook. She has a fake account callad mimi smith which she uses to stalk my account. Like wtf!
>>27489901
Poleaboo really wants to enjoy MMORPGs but the single player quests are mindnumbing and everything is repetitive (both raids and all forms of quests)
what's the appeal, what's the hook?
>>27489950
does it have a hot profile picture? may want the d
>>27489950
make posts implying you have a girlfriend, it will drive her crazy
>>27489872
I sent it along with an actual application though.
>>27489950
ask the fake account something lewd
>>27489972
No photos no friends just me in the search bar.
>>27489999
Quads, to late already asked her about it.
>>27490019
what did she say senpai?
>>27489901
3000 was the average population in retail, dummy.
It's fucking crawling with people. You need to actively compete for mobs levels 1-25. Most people have moved to the PvE server so it's possible to level.
Have to work in 2.5 hours
hold me lads, I don't want to go in
>>27490031
That she has a right to see what I post on Facebook and wanted to save my photos.
I've done nothing but get pissed and eat shit food for the past 5 days
Fucking disgusted with myself desu
Gonna buy a load of coke and go ham in the gym, need to get my shreddedness back before summer
>>27490072
do you go uni? if so probably wants to check you aren't doing naughty things
>>27490041
*holds you* stay home qt, we can cuddle and chill
>>27490092
me too lad, apart from the gym bit. in fact I just ordered another takeaway
Fuck daylight savings man, seriously fucking with my comfy level
Any /britfeel/ lads play Nostalrius?
>>27490139
aye, PvE
Lads, I've not had a poo since Friday. I thought it was time but it just hurts too much. I can't work out what's going to happen.
Any tips on getting through a difficult poo?
>>27490174
Lube it up a bit?
>>27490174
Get mummy to help you lick your bum :3333
>>27490174
if you don't have to go to bed early, go drink some coffee and smoke a cig, repeat until sloppy shit
>>27490174
Big bag of dried apricots
>>27490174
More fibre, more water and more exercise
anyone wear the brand carharrt? just wondering what size i should order
>>27490171
Ah. I have a couple characters on PvE but I main PvP. Horde or Alliance?
>>27490190
Does this actually work? I'm pretty much half way through, I don't want to stick my lubed up fingers up my shitty bunghole.
But I guess that's my problem, lads. I'll just sit here and browse 4chan on the toilet until it's time.
>>27490174
Just force it out mate, otherwise your colon could rupture.
You may black out for a while when it finally goes through so make sure you won't bang your head if you slump.
>>27490193
I swear all I've had for the past few days is fibre and coffee but it doesn't work. I think I'm past the point of no return. What if I need a butt extraction or something?
>>27490174
Squeeze some lemon juice into a shot glass of olive oil and drink it, apparently that will help.
>>27490174
Drink coffee, tea and water. Don't stress, just get comfy and ease your muscles. Good luck mate.
>>27490219
Horde. I'm in the /vg/ guild.
My last Jun figure is finally on the way from Japan, once it is here i will have every Jun figure, and i am close to having every piece of merchandise with her on.i count azulads daki as half mine desu
>>27490234
I'm trying. Some has come, so I feel I'm on the right track. Thanks for the moral support lads, will keep you updated.
>>27490256
Wasn't aware there was one on PvE. I only know DIF and Salty Dogs on PvP. Who do you whisper for an invite?
Poleaboo found the ending of Fresh Meat upsetting
Reminded him of the feelings he had when his qt Polish roommate left
Post your slagfu
>>27490259
Sounds like you have a serious issue there fampai
>>27490259
post pics of room?
nice clothes but shit hair, room, dog picture on the wall, personality. 2/10
>>27490383
second half of that comment was meant for
>>27490322
>>27490272
God speed anon.
Forcing it is a pretty rough trade off. The arse splitting pain is suddenly wonderful when it finally breaks free. You're gonna be sweaty and tired after, so pre boil the kettle for a recuperative brew.
>>27490287
Welleran
>>27490259
>i will have every Jun figure
You mean all two of them?
Get a better waifu, nerd
>>27490093
No I don't and I haven't used my Facebook account in years.
>>27490272
Now you know what it's like to get bummed. It really is the same stinging feeling.
>>27490322
Fuck that is hot.
She looks cute as fuck in the face and hair, trying really hard with the glasses though.
amazing body.
8/10, would gladly put my peen in.
>>27490430
well i have 3 already, so i know there is four. i also say some little limited edition ones in Japan but i couldn't buy them at the time.
>>27490420
Wew lad, that was a trying fifteen minutes. It's definitely not over, but I've survived the worst. I sense round two is on its way.
>>27490453
>8/10
I'd say you were being a bit generous. IWould still shag her though.
Lads is anyone else here actually scared of leaving there house?
What do you do to get past this?
Also what do you do to make the days less boring when you don't go outside?
>>27490543
Are you scared but still do it or are you too scared to do it?
>>27490462
Britfeel shopping trip to akihabara when
>>27490543
>What do you do to get past this?
Poleaboo keeps his hood on, feels like it acts as a shield or barrier between himself and everything else
>>27490517
it's all subjective innit?
She is just that right amount of weird that i like. I know I shouldn't and should get out of the habit of going for out there looking chicks since it never ends well...
But the penis wants what it wants.
>tfw you find photos of the girl you "dated" in secondary school
lads, why didn't i pursue this more. she was a fucking munter back in the day. now this.
>>27490642
She's still a fucking muter m8pia
Roastie slag too
>>27490642
If she's this much of a whore I doubt she ever would have dated you. Probably fucked the good looking or popular guys and had you as the "love you like a brother"
>>27490642
She looks like she smells bad
post some beetz lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpAhWveB0Q
what's a good first date lads?
american friends said dinner but i think that'd be too much over here
don't say cinema
>>27490673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nOGy52xygY
>>27490698
go for a walk somewhere nice if the weather is tolerable
>>27490698
Assuming you're in London, small gig or review show, few drinks and then overpriced coffee
>>27490698
Drinks lad. classic, alcohol is a social lubricant. plus it lowers her inhibitions and she'll be more likely to touch your willy later on.
>>27490698
Depends how young you are. I think dating doesn't exist for uni age people over here they just chill or drink and then fuck.
>>27490656
>>27490661
>>27490663
she's still better than nothing
>>27490753
It's just you said "now this" as though that's something to be proud of
>>27490543
I rarely go out, haven't been outside in 3 weeks. When i do, i basically have to mentally force myself.
>>27490629
I hear you m8
>she probably snapped this a short while after masturbating
>>27490753
I'd argue she isn't but neither one of us is going to convince the other.
>>27490763
well, i meant now this as in now she's a fucking slag and i'd probably have a shot at losing my virginity
>>27490733
not in London
>>27490732
nice idea but where I am (scotland) makes this unlikely this week, but might save it for summer
>>27490739
>>27490740
probably gonna be drinks then after all i'm trying to get my picture related
cheers boyos
>>27490820
>probably gonna be drinks then after all i'm trying to get my picture related
If you didn't want date ideas then why ask?
>>27490753
would rather wank until the head came off desu
>>27490835
are drinks not a date idea then?
i really don't know the first thing about girls and gfs
>>27490786
>believing that girls masturbate
come on you melt
>>27490753
Not really laddo.
>>27490916
>i really don't know the first thing about girls
he says, whilst posting about how he's imminently going to shag a drunk girl
>>27490945
i think you took my joke a bit seriously, i'm not trying to get her drunk and bang her, i'm trying toget her drunk and cuddle with her
>>27490601
i found better stuff in Nakano and Nipponbashi desu, aki seems to be just okay. but i was looking for older specific stuff.
>>27490976
But sure yeah, you don't know anything about having a gf. Riiiiiiight
>>27490990
i don't though dude, this is like the first girl i've gotten anywhere with
Lads, where do I get cheap xbox live credit from?
>>27491090
your mums credit card
>>27490916
Shave off all your body hair and don't where anything but a ribbon tied comfortably around your penis.
Pretty sure I just ate some undercooked and out of date chicken lads.
But it's okay - I'm the pooping anon from earlier, so this can only help my cause.
>>27491111
That works better for bfs than gfs desu.
Can't really argue with quads though.
>>27491111
>tfw when have a little red ribbon with a bell on it that I sometimes tie around my penis
>>27491113
Or you'll die on the toilet.
>>27491090
I paid for a month a little while ago then cancelled the payment. I logged on again the other day and they were offering me another month for a quid. It was a brand new account so it doesn't seem like some loyalty thing.
Managed to put the end of my cock in my mouth, lads. Really fucking hurt my head and chest though. Also cock tastes funny desu
>>27491090
G2A
is the guy who was looking to get into the /vg/ guild still here?
I wont be online all night.
>>27491155
Thats cute as fuck senpai
>>27491155
You don't have to post your cock if you don't want to but PLZ post the ribbon
>>27491286
It's going to be cheap shit off a lindt bunny
Lads, called in sick today. May as well make the most of it and call in sick again tomorrow but I'm nervous AF. Ultimate phone anxiety.
>>27491286
>you don't have to post your cock
wrong, he definitely does
fucking gays
fuck off
>>27491362
tru
>>27491420
no u
>>27491349
>calling in sick after a bank holiday
They know you're lying anon. Best to go in tomorrow.
>>27491420
somebody's repressing something here aren't they
>>27491162
Congrats you fucking degenerate.
>>27490259
She doesn't have a nose lad.
>>27491543
how does she smell then?
>>27491569
very sweaty and erotic.
>>27491569
Mouth-breather probably.
>>27491362
>>27491426
blueboard boys
>>27491599
it definitely isn't you mong
>>27491609
bit rude tbhwy
>>27491430
I have an amazing sickness record, they couldn't touch me even if they thought I was lying. I am genuinely not feeling great though...surely it makes more sense to stay off longer to convince them I'm unwell?
>>27491569
pretty terrible
>>27470300
original Waifu posting best posting
>email CBT therapist
no reply in a week
:<
>>27491887
>having a therapist
Look at this normie.
>>27491910
>not aspiring to be a normie
checkout this hopeless autist
>>27491910
>tfw my CBT therapist only lasted 2 sessions
>>27491910
>decided not to continue CBT after the first session because I felt so uncomfortable
wew
>>27491951
>tfw mine lasted only 6 sessions
Just not enough desu, you start to get into it and then boom, it's 'goodbye hope you feel better'. No bitch I don't, I only just started finding out about myself and using these techniques. NHS fucking sucks when it comes to therapy.
>>27492056
He said I would get all 14 with the new type of therapy but they are now saying I only get 6. But I will be moving away after my second one anyway. so I suppose it will be another 6 months on the waiting list behind stacy complaining how all the good men are gone
New thread NOW
we're on page 9
>>27492131
I'm trying to make one but the site keeps throwing a shitfit desu
>>27492114
Yeah, only way you get longer ones is to go private but that costs money.
You can find cheaper ones online, but those are literal random people doing it from their house. Usually don't even have proper qualifications, just shitty 10 week courses they took. Not worth it unless you have the money to get a real one.
lads where's this new thread i've been hearing about?
>>27492351
right here lad
>>27492409
>>27492409
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