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Let's get some fucking charts going, template is next.
And now here's the template for you all.
pls responderonii
I want a bf/gfor even friends at this point i dont really care just someone i can talk to
GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
>>27479183
>Golden Requiem
oh bb
>>27479183
I always see your chart, how old are you really?
>>27479270
I messed it up I meant GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
maybe next time
pls dont me too hard
>>27479175
Tyr
Time for me to get roasted for having the musical taste of a 14 year old girl.
>>27479333
*bully
fuck
>>27479307
why do you ask, I'm old enough to be online every day every hour
>>27479319
I'll give you a golden experience :^)
who still using /old/ chart
>>27479349
I take it you watched AMV's a lot as a kid?
>>27479357
Oh excuse me goddamn.
>>27479333
Wow thats pretty cringy mate. Sorry that you have to be you.
>>27479349
Goddamn senpai, there are parts I love
And other parts that make me think you're an autistic piece of shit.
>>27479333
Well you might be in luck, for some reason a lot of roasties who put charts wanna date some nice liberal college professor cuck.
>>27479385
Never watched AMV's, sorry famalam.
>>27479461
>browsing r9k and not being an autistic piece of shit
You're probably doing it wrong. But yes, I'm a total sperg.
>>27479175
>18
You still have hope left, you're still young.
>not virgin
Oh yea, you have plenty of hope. unless it was to a hooker.
>Folk metal
Intriguing.say, how do you feel about Amon Amarth? probably not folk enough...
>growing roses
say what? You must tell us of your garden. Or bush. or obsession.
>>27479333
checking because you are me. more or less.
>that vidya taste
>solid 90's-2000 animation taste
>like history
>taste for metal with a message of rebellion.even the long light brown hair.
REV UP THOSE PEOPLE SHITTING ON MY PLEB TASTE
>>27479555
Good album choices.
>>27479112
Just had to stop in the thread to say gr8 taste in music m8.
Endtroducing is still one of my favorite albums to date.
>>27479587
Don't even get me started on it. I've heard nothing like it, the only album that comes close is The Avalanche's Since I Left You. I love this album from start to finish, the atmosphere and emotion it has is so thick. I love it.
>>27479349
>>27479536
And here's the other part of me
>somebody else who likes death/metalcore
I presume Whitechapel, Job for a Cowboy, and Winds of Plague are on that list of metal you like, hmmm?Whitechapel is the important one.
Also,
>trying not to fail out of Engineering school
STEM is pain. people tell me it gets better.after you graduate ;_;major? Year?
>>27479654
I haven't heard that one before, I'll have to give it a listen. Midnight in a Perfect World is easily the #1 for me on that album, but the whole thing is a 10/10 ez.
>>27479750
You're goddamn right it is. I love Since I Left You, but it's not similar in style. It's much more upbeat from Endtroducing's downtempo feeling. Still a fantastic album in its own right, entirely composed of samples too.
Let's try again. The reply thing is getting annoying.
Also I love pie.
>>27479786
>john oliver
end youre fucking life
your tastes are downy tier
>>27479786
>Current Year
>Still likes John Oliver
COME ON MAN! IT'S *CURRENT YEAR*. SUSAN, HOW CAN YOU STILL LIKE JOHN OLIVER. I MEAN REALLY :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
itt
virgins who overestimate their own intelligence
>>27479175
>tyr
>ensiferum
good taste friendo
>>27479819
>youre
>Starting a sentence with lower case.
>No period.
You end your fucking life, Sonic.
>>27479865
Why are you even on this board, if you like this shit-tier faggot. Don't you have to go share your gf with some nigger at a Black Live Matters rally because of Affirmative Action.
>>27479112
I wasn't sure what to put for at your best/worst, so have a gondola instead.
oh, and yes I have Skype/kik.
>>27479843
>>27479843
>Taking any word from a comedian serious.
>Believing /pol/'s roleplay is actually a lifestyle.
>Listening from other people what you should like or dislike.
>/arcanine/
>>27479699
First year, going into Comp E.
Life is pain.
>>27479927
You seem alright, but 9/10 for looks..? And that little confidence. Is this bait?
>>27479957
I've been told I'm attractive by a lot of people, and I don't think my confidence is that low haha.
>>27479947
>Taking shitposts on this website seriously
>I'm actually a big liberal
>I don't let people tell me what I like/dislike, I just dislike John Oliver's hypocritical attitude and lack of actual journalism
>you're the one on /arcanine/
>>27479912
First, because I fucking want to.
Second, I'll give you the same answer everyone has told you in your whole life; I mean, the most important words that have motivated your life since you were a little kid until you became an amateur shitposter: go fuck yourself.
Don't forget those words, I mean, you can't.
>>27479957
>>27479927
Lot's of people give her compliments?
>>27479956
Shit. makes me feel old.year 4, going on 6. Electrical Engee.
C is the worst, as I'm sure you're experiencing now.
>>27479994
>John Oliver is not a journalist, folks.
>We are in on the /arcanine/. I come here for the same reason I watch John Oliver, go to Walmart, watch CNN and have a side chick: for the lols.
>>27479786
everything about you makes me want to smother you except the Jim Croce album
>>27480099
Nice numbers, but alright I can respect that. Some redditfags don't get that distinction and actually look at him as a figure of change. He's just as bad as any other news site, but just because he does it passionately they believe him (which is fair enough but still). If you just like him because he's funny, alright fair enough.
>>27480131
Haha thanks bro, big Croce fan! And fuck you too.
>>27480163
That's the idea, man. It's fun, not a leader, not a journalist, don't forget that shit.
>>27480099
mfw
john oliver, colbert, etc suck now
they used to be funny because they did well informed comedic/absurd comedy (like south park)
now they just shill 100% for the democrats and 50% of their jokes are the same "trump is stupid racist" circle jerk
immmm so tired of hearing about him
>>27480224
Same I used to enjoy John Oliver, but then he just became a shill and got up his own ass for how much he thinks he is responsible for change. Then took it upon himself to be a moral crusader and lost all of his funny, eventually just became a meme machine spouting his own jokes over and over. Way to fall off, John.
>>27480248
they used to mock the whole political system..... that #cancelcolbert shitstorm was the last nail in the coffin
south park is the only social/political show with balls now
>>27480224
I would add the South Park suffered a downgrade as well. But then again, I had to put a comedian and I'm seriously not going to put one of those autistic youtubers many people are posting. Gabriel Iglesias was a good option but I haven't watched his work from recent years and Adam Sandler went to shit along with all the people from his era.
The only comedy that surrounds us now is the conspicuous reality we've created and we're afraid to face.
grumble
>>27479583
i think we would get along irl
>>27479125
this one reminds me of myself sometimesedge man whoa
>>27479112
madvillain. high five
smack my ass and call me sally
holy shit everyone ITT is such a pleb
RIP Me
Also Wumbo is a meme if you're underageb& and dont remember classic spongebob
>>27480328
south park is not as funny as itwas back in the day, but the fact is that south park now is better then that imaginationland shit that they were on, i had to stop watching it. Now they are the only show who will make jokes about SJW, gentrification, post humanism and all this racial tension in america. The plot about adds taking over is so spot on its actually crazy when you think about what an echo chamber the internet is for most people, and how effectively ads have infiltrated everything/the internet has become basically social/personal tv
our lord and savior Dave chappele is back so maybe he'll make a new show, i heard hes getting flacking for making fun of caitlyn jenner(another character south park wasnt afraid to mock)
in many ways comedy, like all other forms of OC in this day and age is produced for free on the internet and has to be sought out. Youtube comedians are all really really bad, but we have more cringe/fail/wrekt/ amatuer OC funny shit to watch then ever (pretty much the same situation with political commentary, music, art, etc.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWqzLgDc030
>>27480481
how old do you have to be to remember wumbo? also its not like they don't constantly do reruns.
R8 me family
My chart thread died earlier :c
>>27480525
i dont know anon, i honestly fear that a lot more underage children have slipped on here and they have forgotten the classic tv shows that started dumb memes such as wumbo. I feel like they arent waiting for spongebob reruns but sure it's not an accomplishment or anything.
>>27479112
bumpercarz
>>27480467
>calls everyone a pleb
>no confidence, hates himself
>american spirits, PBR, vietcong the band
>>27480613
>MAC DEMARCO
my sides
>>27480481
You seem alright except for your music and movie taste, but whatevs. Everyone has their own taste.
>>27480663
Thanks family
I am aware it's shit but as you stated and probably know... I cant help it. Where the other shittaste people at?
>>27480573
Nirvana is God Tier but i agree with that other anon otherwise
>>27480570
Pretty good taste famiglia, Elvis Costello and Mac Demarco? ooh boy!
>>27480602
I'm surprised Kissland is one of your favorites, I don't remember anyone liking it when it came out.
>>27480602
>thinks kings of leon is a good band
>aspires to have a man bun
>thinks vinyl is a good show
NO NO NO
vinyl sucks ass
it is martin and mick circle jerking so retardedly hard
>derp derp derp shitty acting/writing portrayals of everyone from robert plant, to alice cooper to loulou
>derp derp lets take an important moment in NYC music history and rearange the events instead of telling the true story(which has never been told, and is actually super epic)
Jagger and Keith need to right what they did wrong (murdering Brian) they need to tell his story (one of the most epic rock and roll tales ever) INSTEAD OF THIS VELVET GOLDMINE TIER BID BUDGET PIECE OF SHIT
>>27480691
You're white aren't you lol?
>>27480613
>>27480654
Cool ad hominem dudes.
At least im not some wannabe normie with bland tastes in everything. Last thread there were cool people into good music, movies, art, and philosophy.
>>27480765
If me being white wasnt infinitely obvious then I dont know what is. But yes, you are correct.
i'll just be a happy hermit one day
>>27480467
>Shannon and the clams
>car seat headrest
god tier
>>27480798
its because you actually spelled family out senpai
>>27480773
I mean, it is kinda pretentious/douchey/hipsterish, just accept that man. Or don't respond to it.
>>27480467
p-pls marry me, anon. Shoe gaze is amazing
>>27480835
it was that, not the Alternative Rock, America, Like for White/Asian girls, Stephen King, Computers, and Superbad huh? Fair enough
>>27480734
I love kissland, House of Balloons is also really good but The dark atmosphere of Kissland gets me hyped.
>>27480760
Idk Im really into music so having a show that revolves around the industry is sweet to me. some of the characters are annoying tho. But i mean every episode is like a movie how could you not enjoy it? just because some events are fictionalized? its a show man.
Also suck my benis KOL is an amazing band, definitely not the most talented but crazy good.
>>27480467
>calling people a pleb
>vietcong, black flag, surf rock, power pop, emo, Mac Demarco
>lo-fi as if that is even a genre
>you actually listed experimental as a genre, and not even that, and you grouped noise in as an experimental form of music lol.
Noise was experimental when Lou Reed made Metal Machine Music, it isn't anymore. Listen to indeterminate music, like aleatoricism or generative electronics. I bet you've never even listened to a Horatio Radulescu piece you absolute piece of normie trash. Go listen to that goofball indie pop guy and stop calling people plebs please.
>>27480831
thanks senpai, they are my favs. what do you listen to?
>>27480855
shoegaze is fantastic. i'm really into dreamgaze atm. i listen to stuff like dream suicides and candy claws. how bout yourself?
>>27480773
>at least im not some wannabe normie with bland taste in everything
>ad hominem
are you really this fucking stupid? I called you out for you dumbass trendy taste, lets be real, no one will care about Viet Cong or mac dekurtvilemarco in 20 years.
face it you are just another 20 something hipster, and your subconcious desire to be special/countercultural/different is reflected in your use unironic use of words like "pleb" and "normie"
>>27480467
>>27480914
Oh, and the most important thing, stop touting around your music taste as if it makes you better than others. You are clearly trying to use it to fill the glaring gaps in your personalityjust like I do. ;_;
>>27479112
here you go chart done
>>27480914
>metal machine music
>most successful troll ever
>goodnight sweet prince, we all miss your cantankerous old ass
>>27480525
you know what I decided to take the time to just fill it in because it hit me that thats the entire point
>>27480914
>Implying Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music is even the first noise album
>Trying to act superior while also being incorrect himself
>"Bruh you don't even listen to a timpani being reverberated through a church, having that sample time stretched, then reversed, then having that reverberated, then cutting up sections and playing them in a 13/4 time signature to the tune of Yankee Doodle"
Way to be a fucking pretentious cock my friend.
>>27480982
you cropped out the bottom section of your chart
what the fuck is with those albums man?
are you for real
>>27480982
all of that gave me cancer but this fucking face makes up for it
>>27481019
we'd get along for sure my dude
>>27480982
Bruh what the fuck are those albums...
>>27481052
which one is yours, friendo
>>27481030
Heres the rest man
>Albums
i really like Love Live
>>27481033
Thanks man
>>27481099
Forgot image
>>27481081
i reeaaaallyy like love live
>>27480894
if you are really into music then you should know the story of the mercers art center
but barring you quickly googing that shit now, you probably dont.
I have no problem with fictionalizing events but when even the majority of (suicide/NYD/loulou/deadboys/modern lovers etc) fans dont know about the this history, it makes me pissed off that they are given a fictionalized story first, which ive already heard people repeat as fact.
as for kings of leon get out of here thats like foo fighters tier seriously dude that shit gay as maroon five
and mick jagger has his chance for redemption, he could have made a badass show about the guy who taught him swag and made his band, or even shit made a show about the scene itself. Instead he makes another office drama, a conscious choice he probably made off the sucess of such shows as Mad Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yr8w_vZ5E
>>27480982
What the heck are those albums? You have left humanity for sure
>>27481143
They are from u's (Love Live)-
Middle is from BiBi a mini group within u's
>>27480992
The circumstances of the creation of the music don't change the fact that it was a very influential piece of music for noise. It was a troll on Lou's part, and for most people it is just that, but its actually a decent piece of noise music I think. Just curious, what are some of your favorite noise releases? Are you into any harsh noise wall?
>>27481020
Did I say it was the first? I know there was noise before, and sure a lot of the musique concrete people were making crazy stuff long before, but MMM was a huge deal for noise. It was released by a mainstream artist and gave the genre a lot of its first exposure. Im not the one touting my music taste like I deserve praise for it, not everyone has to enjoy outsider music, I just happen to and it annoyed me when someone was bragging about how listening to Mac Demarco meant they had better taste than others.
>>27480914
lol dude chill
everyting under music was very generalized. i put lo-fi because i listen to a lot of lo-fi stuff, not because im saying its a genre. i put experimental down there because i love listening to shit like noise power pop.
>>27480979
>>27480844
good advice desu. will work on it. i am a dick.
>>27481169
i can link a song from each if you guys want.
>>27480467
>favorite food
>American Spirit
Frank Zappa much?
>>27479112
this one is a little bit old, i've change. i'm so happy now.
>>27479381
How old were you when you got your motorcycle license mate?
>>27481020
>comes into thread
>plebs
>normies
> Mac Demarco
dude im not even the one your responding too, but i can understand why modern composition fags like him are defensive about people like you re appropriating his music for your own personal street cred (to seperate you from the insufferable normies)
cant wait till your back at the record store in ten years trying to sell back your edgelord delux vinyl copy of vietcong and your shitte reissues. nobodies gonna want that bro
>>27481175
I got your point man, I just like poking fun at pretentious people, which you came off as. No harm, but I do have a question. How do you honestly enjoy noise music? I like harsh loud music. I love noise rock, noise pop, wall of sound-type stuff. Noise, I just can't get into, it hurts my ears. It's not musical, no sense of rhythm. It just frustrates me and legitimately hurts my ear.
>>27481084
this guy right here>>27480602
>>27481133
Why would me being interested in a subject not be verified unless i know about certain topics? thats rediculous, especially with something as broad as music. always learning duderino
Foo fighters are sick wtf are you saying? how can you not respect Dave Grohl and his music? and dont lump a pop band like maroon 5 with KOL and foo fighters man, insulting af
>>27481239
First, I already explained I was messing around. Secondly, what the ever loving fuck are you talking about? Re appropriating music, guess what? Music evolves, it grows and changes. It's not some single solitary thing. Now you sound like a pretentious faggot.
>People over looks 6
>virgin
one of these is wrong...
>>27481201
I realize calling people plebs was just you kind of messing around, but it still comes off as a little dicky, and what I was trying to get across in >>27480914 and >>27480979 is that you are no better than anybody else for your taste in music and that touting that you like experimental music is such a stupid way to try and make yourself look cool for your taste in music. If you want to say you like noisy power pop, just say that. Don't say experimental, it's a stupid term that means very little.
>>27481244
I like noise for its extreme textures. It's grating and visceral in a way that no other form of music does. Since you like shoegaze I would recommend you Jefre Cantu Ledesma's album Love Is A Stream. It's pretty tame as far as noise goes but its beautiful and powerful and has great Wall of sound shoegazey texture.
>>27481266
its not you im mad at
its them.
this is about dissemination of cultural history and peoples general ignorance due to us living in the age of meme bands, and the atmosphere of music disposibility
and dude come on please we all know foo fighters suck.... you really think this is good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
this is just the alt rock side of taytay/beyonce
>>27481359
>Don't say experimental, it's a stupid term that means very little
Well shit, I need to remove that off my chart. And alright, I will listen to it.
>>27481379
wow this guy hates foo fighters pretender, so edgy
no senpai it is a good song fuck off
>>27481386
Great man, hope you enjoy it.
from pokemon hope thats okay
>>27481427
Speaking of which, do you enjoy Tim Hecker?
>>27481332
there are two of us talking to you.
yeah im sorry i rage out when i see a 17 year old wearing a rolling stones shirt and then doesnt know shit about them (clumsy analogy but still)
im kindof immatture and protective of music because i feel as if it is a culture that is being squandered away by kids who are trained by this culture to have this instant gratification mindset. People use to buy a zeppelin album and listen to that shit 100+ times
now people just turn on spotify and consume music as a background aesthetic
>>27481203
n-no thanks, y-you too
>>27481455
>IQ 10
okay autist
>>27481217
pretty gud, would marry
>>27481212
>little bit old
update it nerd
>>27481128
>teacher in japan
its not like you think it is, but if that's what you want to do I can't stop you
>>27481019
check your privelage, friendo
>>27480829
>i dont actually want to talk to people
then why are you here? go watch anime, hikkiweeb
>>27480602
>happiness 9/11
get out
>>27481461
That's alright man, I feel that way sometimes too. I think you're being harsh on the new gen, there's always gonna be dedicated people to music. There will always be pop drivel, can't convert people if you call them out.
>>27481456
Yeah I'm a big Tim Hecker fan. Harmony In Ultraviolet and Radio Armor are amazing albums. Do you like Tim Hecker? I wouldn't classify him as noise necessarily, but his music is almost on the border because of how dense and chaotic it can get, so the fact that you like him would show that you have the capacity to appreciate more visceral ambient based music. You should definitely listen to that album I rec'd, imagine a more emotional, shoegazy, Tim Hecker. That's Love Is A Stream.
>>27481571
yeah this is very true
its weird i kindof feel like 200s was a music golden era
so many new disticnt sounds, so many retro reworkings, we had cool rockstars again for like a few minutes
everyone got their music for free on the internet
now motherfuckers back to paying for their music and using shitty apps, not many great new artists
recommend me some music from this decade that wont make me want to shoot myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Vk6CPUj9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vagfTO36LBk
i liked that jefre cantu
i think noise music and other types of ambient music are great, seems like there is a lot of good stuff going on in that area, but rec music with vocals
>>27480959
been listening to a lot of Slowdive and Have a Nice Lately, also I really enjoy Car Seat headrest!
>>27481735
spaceman 3?
>>27481730
butting in on your convo, that Jolly fucker song made me think of Slaves, lemme know what you think brotha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmtU-bLyReU
>>27481559
i update it, is the red text.
>>27481788
oh, congrats anon
>>27481797
thanks, anon
i'm very happy and this coment is very original
>>27481455
>you were Bart
I am having a cow man.
I want to post my chart but it says my comment isn't original, pls help ;_;
>>27481909
Just change the filename, or just use another comment u dumb fag.
>>27481785
actually they have a funny little beef
i like sleaford mods more but idk why the sleaford mods are so mad that they inspired some younger kids..... the only three british contemporary bands i keep up with are
sleaford mods
slaves
fat white family
ya'll brits cheeky with your little gallagher esque infighting
I spiritually identify with Tankard's entire musical catalog.
>>27481748
The Perfect Prescription is one of my favs tbqh
>>27481936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU2qUBZupWM
this video makes it evidently clear that slaves rippin em off
Here you go /r9k/
>>27481909
post your favorite music video.
To be honest, I'm torn between trying to get a job or going to apply for the Liberal's "Free University"
>>27479183
>female on /r9k/
>who enjoys chess and math
False flag / 10, keep me posted
>>27482209
What is Tim Hortons?
>>27479112
>Deus Ex
Muh nigga, the next one is coming out in August I think.
>>27479183
I was going to make a post calling you a baiting eurocuck, but then I realized what I really hate is my own failure to live up my parents expectations.
>>27482516
Canadian dunkin donuts.
If you never heard of dunkin donuts it's just a large coffee/donut chain
>>27482519
Just built a PC, I can't wait for it :D been ignoring most of the media surrounding it.
Who /failednormie/ here?
>inb4 build wall
Cuban, not mexican
>>27482209
Replace Dangerous and Moving with the Russian Lyudi Invalidy, Riotriotriot with All is Falling and whatever is 5th with Within Temptations and that would be my music taste in 2008
The idea of drawing everyone's ideal partners being attracted to me was funny hours ago, but now I'm mad about wasting time.
>>27482881
Dude you're fucking stupid.
Like this is some cartoon villainy right here. "I know what I'll do to get back at the protagonist! I'll draw his waifu loving me instead! That will surely defeat his spirit!"
And It's not even waifus, it's just some pretend girl that people drew up quick.
>>27482932
The aspect of pettiness is an unbelievably obvious part of the joke. I'm not supposed to look cool, I'm supposed to look silly because these are fake constructs (mostly) and the avatar design is silly.
Nobody gets my jokes.
>>27482959
I think you might have autism. This just makes you look stupid.
>>27481217
18 years old.
origian;zzz
>>27482987
>This just makes you look stupid.
I know, that's my point,the buffoonery is intentional.
Many jokes are based off of people intentionally making asses of themselves, or of a character they're portraying, it's been a staple of humor for most of human history.
It is funny to see a person with hubris reveal unintentionally reveal their own faults.
>>27482881I think it's funny seeeeeeenpai.
Death come to me
>>27483078
See the difference between someone acting as a character, and everything else you just mentioned is that they have the title to go with it including the correct setting.
Pretending to "act" like an idiot on 4chan of all places isn't a proper setting for that kind of comedy. You are just a faceless voice and without proper context of who you are just looks like a sperg.
This is like doing those youtube "It's just a prank bro!" videos but never actually recording the videos and only you know the context for the actions. The fact you have to explain the context makes it not funny.
>>27479112
Rate n shit. Pls contact.
>>27483129
>Pretending to "act" like an idiot on 4chan of all places isn't a proper setting for that kind of comedy
Satirical first-person stories are the staple for 90% of all greentext story threads. There's nothing about an anonymous board that would suggest that all posts are earnest.
And because the humor hinges on tomfoolery, it's funny whether I'm a vain preening cunt whose autism drives them to shit their pants in reality or not.
The vanity of others is funny because of the stark contrast between their reality and their fantasy.
Come back here and debate me on a dry mathematical breakdown of the mechanisms of humor.
Most of it has to do with surprise and satisfaction in varying amounts and varieties.
I'm itching to converse on the subject.
>>27480467
Holy shit I thought I was the only person that knew Good morning
Based anon
>>27479175
Ciaone here i am
Sorry senpai, I fell asleep.
>>27479536
Amon Amarth is alright to me., not my favorite.
It was a T-girl hooker too.
>>27479863
>Momiji
Even better taste.
>>27479112
This is the average /mu/tard everybody. A complete normalfag that likes to masquerade as a 4channer. You are the cancer that killed this place. I have nothing but contempt for you.
>>27483125
>Persona 4
Eyy bb
Got P4AU?
>>27485358
>Healthy
>Happy
>Good sex life
What the fuck are you doing here?
http://imgur.com/4gVIcOv
I want to trade out chicken wings for steak now.
>>27483179
I rate chart 2/10
Just take some fucking time to crop some stuff in like everyone else you lazy bastard
>fav drug is coffee lmao
>>27485795
>Fate/
Do you like all of Type Moon or just Fate/
Have you read the VN?
>Psn
Do you play fighting games?
>>27479112
pls no bully i'm new to all this :(
>>27485903
Only read Tsukihime and Fate, so not ALL Type-Moon. Yet. Arcade/Hisui best Tsukihime girls, Rider best Fate girl.
Nope.
>>27479112
And here's my originality.
life is bad, my man
how do i stack up, Senpai?
>tfw no captcha
Feels good niggas
>tfw boring as fuck
>>27486188
>10/10 sex life
>0 confidence
>0 social life
What the hell are you fucking?
>Genderfluid
>mfw
>>27486224
You still don't want a hug?
>>27479112
> Not virgin
That's a significant boost.
> Wrestling
You should probably be fine. Do you lift in addition to that? What are your stats?
>>27479175
> growing roses
That's pretty neato. Get a skype and we can talk, maybe?
>>27479183
Why not do an IQ test? I don't believe we are rating intelligence on the same scale here. Intelligence in this test is not actual intelligence obviously, but
more like another 'rate your confidence' meter.
>>27479333
That pink pussy hair in "sexuality" makes me think you're a trap. Good book taste.
>>27479349
Few reason to not kill yourself: big shits, hentai, big lifts, big gains in runescape. Great game choice, i guess. Do you run?
>>27479381
Jelly, you're sort of what i want to aspire to.
>>27479555
What kinds of games have you made?
>>27479583
>Poetry
That's something i'm trying to get into, do you have a list of essential poems or any poems of your own you wouldn't mind sharing?
>>27479786
You don't seem too fucked up. Why only 1/2 GF?
>>27479927
Troll bost, i guess.
>>27480342
Do you only listen to music, or do you make it too?
>>27480443
How far into your trap transformation are you? Why did you decide to become a trap?
>>27480467
Any plato, that's pretty nice. I read his complete works last summer, have you done anything on the neoplatonics and later influences on other philosophers? I think the view that plotinus is not really laying out platonism but his own variant (neoplatonism) is wrong. Plotinus is, in fact, an expositor of plato. There is no 'neoplatonism', only a timeless western Platonism.
>>27480481
Do you have a youtube channel or somewhere where you post your comedy/voice acting?
>>27480525
What are your stats?
>>27480570
Nice hobbies, not much else in common. You should be fine, probably.
>>27480602
I've been wanting to read Lolita for a while, is it any good?
>>27486224
Blood play as porn?Arousal intensifies
Here we go. I don't have the motivation to do it properly, but that's okay because I don't expect any of you people to have the motivation to read it properly anyway.
>>27480982
>Moeshit "Idol" anime
Kill yourself, my dude.
>Berserk
W-well. Maybe you can stay.
shout out to american football's s/t and cannibal ox's the cold vein for very barely missing the top album cut
>>27480829
How did you get into electronics?
>>27480982
What do you teach?
>>27481019
I'll ask again since this chart is better. You're a pretty big guy, right? I'm pretty weak as of now, i have been lifting for two years. 125kg squat, 95kg bench, 135kg deadlift, 60kg ohp. That's my 1rm.
>>27481212
Why not make a new one?
>>27481217
Have you read the stoics?
>>27481559
Pretty great political position, i guess. Life semes to be dull and uninteresting. Are you by any chance an ISTJ?
>>27481954
Bill Bryson is pretty based. What are you reading atm?
>>27482053
Good politics, where are your parents from if your skin is brown?
>>27482209
Are you interested in academic stuff? College is extremely overvalued today. Go if you're getting a degree in something useful like engineering, accounting, etc. Not even all STEM fields are worthy now-a-days.
>>27482615
Why WATCH sports when you can PLAY sports?
>>27482881
This is a based project, desu. Continue, extremely great idea.
>>27483125
You're a woman, so you still have pretty high chances as long as you maybe lose a few pounds. It's not really hard, just note what you eat each day (and don't cheat), calculate roughly the amount of kcal you get from that, get your TDEE, then eat around that or slightly less than that to lose fat.
>>27485358
Probably troll post, but you seem to have your shit together.
>>27485782
What's your favourite car type? I'm pretty pleb when it comes to cars, but i like volvo especially sedans.
>>27485795
Have you tried meditation to be able to keep your concentration for longer?
>>27485923
Probably troll post, what kind of films do you usually make? Interests and everything else is pretty boring.
>>27486188
Why are you here if your sex life is top? What kind of instruments do you play?
>>27486243
Nice hobbies, i think i saw your drawings in the last thread. You're pretty cool.
Contributing like I should.
>>27486268
I asked you before if Lewin's lectures and Feynman's notes are good for getting into physics. I have taken calculus up to an acceptable level, i guess, and have hadh most of the concepts covered before at a pretty basic level. I don't really have a hard time with learning new math or anything if that's required, though. What do you think?
>>27486378
Nice politics, although as with all libertarians i just say that the free market requires norms which are not compatible with third-world immigration and so on. Boring hobbies. Do you want to improve?
>>27486606
Nice books, i guess. Read any Heidegger?
not quite finished to be honest
>>27486751
I rate your hobby high, how many times a week do you cycle? What podcasts do you like to listen to?
>>27486488
To be perfectly honest I don't read a whole lot of poetry I mostly just write my own. Here's something I wrote recently that I wasn't totally disappointed with.
>>27486771
About 14-21 times every week, roads and shit shit are flat, fucking amazing for cycling Tbh, also surrounded by lovely countryside makes cycling even more enjoyable.
I listen to "In our time", "Hardcore history", "History of Rome" and sometimes "Hello Internet".
>>27486758
i haven't read heidegger although my philosophy 1 lecturer loved him and ran a class on him in second year - i dropped my philosophy credits in second year so that I could go be a fag in Japan though so I never followed through
>>27486557
Nice one book, i guess. Also great taste in instrument.
>>27486717
>meditation
Always dismissed it as hippie bullshit, but it's more of an energy thing than a concentration thing when I look back.
>>27486806
I mostly do History of Philosophy without any Gaps, History of Philosophy in India, Elucidations, etc. But i think i have seen "History of Rome" recommended on there. Do you also lift as well as cycle?
>>27486810
Heidegger is a meme philosopher in my circles, although i have a strong suspicion that he has deep insights into what i am ultimately seeking with philosophy. The problem, as always with german philosophers, is that he is extremely unreadable. It doesn't matter, if his stuff is worthwhile it is worth the time. Got anything on Schopenhauer?
>>27486758
>I asked you before if Lewin's lectures and Feynman's notes are good for getting into physics.
You did? I don't recall that.
The best way to learn physics is to explore really. Try Lewin's lectures and Feynman's notes. If they don't work for you, there are plenty of other resources available.
>>27486827
Meditation can be hippy bullshit, but it works for one very simple reason: You are just letting your brain work without doing anything in particular so you may get new insights or just train yourself to be able to have more patience. It's doing something boring that isn't too damaging. Askesis. Like a cold shower.
>>27486873
Allright, thanks, i'll try that. What exactly do you mean by exploring, just messing around with equations and stuff?
>>27486848
>Schopenhauer
I only know him in so much as a lot of the types of things I like (either music or novels or whatever) tend to have the same pessimism that he expressed (although very rarely the idea that their art is transcending that world view, rather that it is trapped by it)
>>27486939
To reduce a philosopher to a simple opinion is something syphilis-ridden philologists and normies do. His philosophy builds systematically on Kant to fix problems with his philosophy. It all follows, so to speak. Are you working through any philosophy currently? I'm on a suicide project to read through most or all of the canon, so to speak, in a vain hope to see where everything went so wrong.
>>27486902
More exploring websites, books, videos, notes lectures. general things that teach you or help you learn I guess. I just bought 70 GBP worth of physics books a few days ago. And if you do buy books off of amazon, get them second hand, it reduces the price a crazy amount.
Wow, that new template is really making the shift to including a bunch of shit nobody cares about.
Don't most people just look at the pictures?
Aren't the text boxes enough?
>>27479927
msg, too bad you're a bait :^/
>>27480342
metroid *tips*
>>27480525
Did you watch Ip Man 3 yet?
>>27480602 >>27480982
berserk, my niggaz
>>27481128
you could be one of the cool kids, but you like that cancer of love live
>>27486224
yeah, kinda cool too bad there're these music but yeah
>>27486268
another scientist, hows going?
>>27486606
rad guy, would get along with
I've a skype and email if ever interested but not, see you
>>27487018
Nice stand, faglord.
>>27487018
look interesting, nice tastes, how is named your stand anon?
>>27487018
Nice jawline. Do you lift? Thinking about studying EE myself, actually.
>>27479583
lololol so random xD
>>27487032
Where do you stand on the political compass? I have seen you in a few threads, desu.
whatever
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>>27487038
>>27487063
>revealing you can see my stand power so early
It must be fate the brings together stand users....
Anyway, I couldn't think of a name because I don't listen to much western music. Moody Blues would have been ideal, but of course it's already taken
>>27487065
I used to lift a lot when I did boxing back in high school, but now I'm busy with university so I don't (that's my excuse at least). I weigh about ~85 kg at ~17 BF% but I'm getting fatter
>>27487103
I'm certainly leftie and low libertarian, because we live in an era in which most humans don't need to work
>>27486762
>Based Tito
Djesi, brate?
Who Islamic State of England here?
>>27486762
Your taste in music is disgusting though
>>27487342
not virgin + go to gym + fucking brit
GET THE FUCK OUT THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>27487086
bro,it's just a prank,bro
finally did one
I suck drawing.
No one ever has anything interesting to say about me.
At least call me a faggot or something
>>27487516
Aw look a metal head. You're cool unless you turn Nazi.
>>27487661
Groovy.
Do I seem befriend able? or even approachable?
>>27487516
>Liberal
>High intelligence
>>27487836
Americunts, anyways you you're alright. Nice beard.
>>27487516
>bosnian
>white
>commie
lmao
muslimanski izrode
whats up lads its ya boy
>>27487925
You're cool but read a book. Also not bad but bass sounds like farts but we also need some bassist in this world so yea.
>>27487836
Normie, get out
originaldesusenpai
>tfw in the wrong geologic era
>>27479112
Please date me you seem perfect
>>27487981
Oh man I fucking wish.
>>27488031
GROOOODZILLRAAAA
>>27488031
in the future, you'll be awesome, daddy anno will make you the best
>>27488079
>Living my cool NEET life
>People destroy my habitat with their nuclear bombs
>Since I'm a huge weeb went to Japan trying to find myself
>Crazy scientist make the best soap in the history to kill me
Humans can't be robots...they are all fucking normies that attack me just because I exist...that's way i destroy all of them, beta uprising now
>>27479112
I mean, I'd like it if you also work poles for a living.
>>27486717
>This is a based project, desu. Continue, extremely great idea.
>went to sleep
>three gorrillion new waifus
I don't know if I can get this mountain of pixel bitches before mommy and daddy take me to see The Who tonight, but I'll try.
Sadness covers me like a blanket
Tuck me in and let me die
judge me you faggots
>>27488491
you were perfect to me 5 years ago if you had these tastes, too bad you no longer virign and single so get the FUCK OUT THIS BOARD FUCKING STACEY
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>27488491
ree ree get out roastie etc. etc.
>>27488408
dude i feel like we could actually be best friends
your music taste is exceptional and we're bnoth brits who speak weeb
>>27488408
Dude your book taste is like, freshman year reading list at best, nobody is going to call you pretentious. Although with the amount of people who didn't list any books or highschool reading maybe they would.
>>27482516
Great Fuckin Coffee/doughnut place.
American, but I live right by the border so we have Tim Horton's here. I legit feel bad for the rest of my country because of this.
I don't feel like drawing clothes.
>>27479112
This is all me, baby.
>>27479112
itt: /mu/core
>>27487860
I'm not liberal, though, I'm left-libertarian. Liberal means being free-market. Maybe not it retard-America where words have different meanings, but in the rest of the frigging world.
>>27487906
guilty as charged, though I'm actually a rare bosniak/serb hybrid
>>27488031
>blue oyster cult
Man I don't care if you wreck Tokyo, you're OK in my book
>>27488862
Conker's bad fur day
10/10
I got bored, but I'm too lazy to finish it.
>>27489170
liberal means liberty in everything in society, politics and economy
for exemple: incest legalization would be liberal
>>27486488
>Any plato, that's pretty nice. I read his complete works last summer, have you done anything on the neoplatonics and later influences on other philosophers? I think the view that plotinus is not really laying out platonism but his own variant (neoplatonism) is wrong. Plotinus is, in fact, an expositor of plato. There is no 'neoplatonism', only a timeless western Platonism.
Nice anon, im glad im not the only robot into philosophy. i have only touched on 'neoplatonism', i like your view on it. You asked me last thread what my favorite work of his is, i like euthyphro for its short but condense nature and im currently reading the republic, which im digging.
Would love to take you up for that cup of coffee to discuss philosophy and politics with.
Been really busy on my trip to Alaska, but managed to get one done
>>27487152
Low effort drawing, good political stance, nice taste in video game (surfing, i used to do in cs), nice 2:nd world country, shitty music taste. Would hang out with.
>>27487243
Have you studied economics? Are you sure of that claim? Do you think economics is a valid science, or is it bullshit we can't actually know or up to now just haven't known?
>>27487342
> bruce springsteen
2practical4me
would do practical shit with like cutting wood and ignoring abstract arguments from dry academics
>>27487516
What are your motivations/arguments for having the political ideology you have?
>>27489859
You got skype, fampai? Platonism is a really, really interesting subject when it gets down to it, even if you only consider its influences on western philosophy in general. Skype isevilmanichean.
>>27486782
Your writing is extremely clear compared to what i have read (dunkle left-wing poetry by that dylan lookalike faggot Bruno K. Oijer). I like it. Another good thing: It rhymes. For that epistemological question there, Goethe was influenced by spinozism and western mysticism, but for an answer to the question of what you can and cannot know that is philosophically defensible Kant is extremely powerful. It also leads to nihilism, but you can solve that easily.
>>27490081
Thanks for asking instead of just dissing, anon. I'd honestly not get bogged down into a longwinded debate here, but to put it briefly: it combines solidarity with liberty. Best of both worlds. I've researched it extensively and arrived at it only as a relatively mature person, around the time I did my master's in economics, so it's not a kind of "take THAT, mom & dad!" teenage-punk-rebel kinda anarchism. I do understand people's scepticism, though, and I can certainly say most anarchists and left-libertarians make a pretty poor impression to the general public. At the end of the day it's an ideal, and in practice I'm willing to compromise of course.
>>27482053
hi bro you seem nice wats ur kik
i need friends
>>27479112
I hate myself and wish that everything would just end already.
>>27488862
Why Vincent van Gogh?
>>27486717
>Why WATCH sports when you can PLAY sports?
Because it would take literally a decade of training (so much training that there's no time for work or school) to do half the shit that guys like Messi and Curry do on a regular basis. And even it probably wouldn't be enough because I don't have the genetics for it. It's not like playing video games or something, where you can just pick up a controller and figure it out in a few hours.
>>27488634
pizza is ongezond
game genre 10/10
>>27479183
chess, math, tetris. this is stuff i do when i've run out of stuff to do.
>>27480443
i dont like that name
>>27486188
interesting combo you got there
>>27490351
Hej Sverigevan. Hur kanns det o va oskuld nar svenska tjejer suger min blattekuk? Ar det sorgligt? Blir du ledsen? Grater lite kanske. Sesa ja, det kommer bli bra, Jimmy fixar allt bara du kryssar i SD 2018.
>>27490522
RADERA DETTA
>>27490386
Because he's somewhat inspirational and quite relate-able considering how many time's his shit's been fucked.
>>27490351
+ Svensk
+ Javla fin politisk ideologi
+ Har skype (lust att snacka?evilmanichean
- Laser inte bocker
- Just fuck my shit upp allt gar at helvete
>>27490734
Tack.
>lust att snacka?
Jag vagar inte snacka, jag ar valdigt blyg av mig och vet inte riktigt vad jag ska prata om.
>- Laser inte bocker
Jag skulle kunna sitta igenom en bok om jag fann den valdigt inressant. Jag kan inte koncentrera mig pa att lasa en bok och tappar alltid intresset. Jag foredrar att kolla pa videor eller bara lyssna pa nagot i sadanna fall.
>- Just fuck my shit upp allt gar at helvete
Vad menar du? Att jag inte ar positiv? Forklara?
>>27490892
Jag menar att dit """"""""liv"""""""" (javla acklig normiefras) gar at helvete.
Dunno, du kan garna snacka skit om min chart. Det ar darfor jag kom hit. Om nagot gar at helvete kan du ju alltid blocka mig eller nagot sadant. Jag anvander ett throwawaykonto for 4chan och dylikt bakom en VPN.
>>27490565
Hahah. Nej. Det spelar ingen roll. Det ar sant och du vet det. Har du ens kysst en tjej? Jag trollar inte, vill bara veta, kanske kan tipsa dig lite. P.S. jag sager att jag e feminist oxa men jag behandlar tjejer som skit men far ligga anda haha.
>>27490968
Blattar ar svaga mongon som slass i grupp. Att du kan knulla runt med roasties ar ingen fortjanst, det ar ingen svar sak att skaffa ett knull.
>>27490582
Ever been to his museum in Amsterdam? Truly wonderful, really lets you get to know him, they show old letters and sketches and how he worked and everything. If you like him, try to visit once in your life at least.
>>27490040
relax, forget about economy and enjoy a cuban cigar comrad
cftfu77iyyug898i9yjhv98y
Shit this out in a couple minutes
>>27490987
Na men jag e en sadan dar vit "blatte" (jugge) som far bra jobb, kor en dyr blir och knullar din fru, och sen chefar over dig pa jobbet ocksa. Seriost, ni borde kora ut oss. Vi kommer ta over, jag lovar.
>>27491017
Ar inte >>27490351 btw, men medianiqnivan pa juggar ar inte hog nog for att det skall bli sa. Dock sa har ni fortfarande den ogastvanliga sydeuropeiska attityden i de flesta fall. Hogmod kommer fore fall. Handlingar talar mer an ord, ord, och pa handlingsfronten ar det otroligt svagt.
>>27491017
Hah, later bara som den vanliga typiska blatten. "Jag knulla din fru brochan hahaha" sluta intala dig sjalv massa logner nar du mycket val vet att du sitter fast dar pa din kusins pizzeria och inte kommer komma vidare nagonvart.
>chefar over dig pa jobbet
phahaha visst. Kanske over pizza bestallningen jag precis gjorde. "15 minooter en gvart", ta over varat land. Hah.
>>27482881
I go chop your waifu
I go make your gf disappear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nKR3gYRY8
More to come.
amope ya tebia liubliu
>>27491231
No "?" sign?
World Travel and a life a solitude is the life fo me.
>>27491284
when it was a smaller group, the ? sign blushing and sweating worked, with a crowded look that's going to expand further it's hard to make out what it is exactly.
>>27487836
not bad
>>27487860
>there aren't people across the spectrum with high intelligence
>>27488634
+megadeth, metal in general, ambient death grips, lovecraftian and historic, RPGs and strategy
- trump
do you like:
>endura?
>civ 5?
anyone ever notice how almost everyone always puts themselves above average in intelligence yet everything about their life shows that they are average or lower?
maybe 2 people in this entire thread is above average intelligence
>>27490892
Min chart ar >>27486488 btw. Vi kan halla det till text annars.
>>27491386
Hey, how's it going? I think i saw you in one of the other threads, have you improved since last time?
>>27491386
>dat music taste
mother fucking 10/10 kvlt
>>27491439
Who would those people be? Probably german mathematician girl and one more.
>>27491553
Necrofag's fairly clever despite her proclivities
>>27491078
>>27491168
Ahmen jag driver ju bara med er, grabbar. Slappna av lite for helvete. Det ar liksom er radsla lite, det dar med att visa ska "ta era kvinnor". Foredrar morka kvinnor faktiskt, sa behall blondinerna ni.
>>27491679
Lust att kora skype?
>>27486488
>I've been wanting to read Lolita for a while, is it any good?
One of the best books ever written. Enoy it, anon.
>>27491696
Bara om du ar en mork kvinna och/eller trap.
>>27491439
Well, everything is kinda your own personal opinion on the chart. So it's not a measure of your intelligence, but of what you THINK your intelligence is. Gives you an impression on how people view themselves which is way more useful than knowing exact IQ or whatever.
>>27485358
bitcheees, here's mine.
I scratched on the politic stuff, I didn't know what I was supposed to draw there
>>27491772
well i was just pointing out how they arent aware they are likely average or lower and are delusional
>>27491810
>pointing out the obvious
Most sadsacks probably also exaggerate how socially isolated they are, and 50% of the hobbies aren't practiced in any meaningfully frequent regard.
>>27491774
>single
>N
why are you here fuck off normie
>>27492020
What was I supposed to write there?
>>27492116
why are you on r9k if you're with a girl! come on familia
go be with your gee eff
>>27488408
Damn you, you seem like the successful version of me. Why am I so lame then?
>>27491810
Yeah probably. Same with looks, and a lot of the other stuff. I mean does anyone ask their parents what they want one to be before drawing this bs? Even that's just your own perception of things. Think of high intelligence and looks scores as measurements of how arrogant/delusional that person is.
Also, for me I didn't score myself based on an averge of all people, but relative to myself. So high intelligence but lower looks means I consider myself to be smarter than I am good-looking. Or I consider my sexlife to be better than my financial situation.
>>27486488
Ayy swede friend. Wanna play chess later? I have a dinner to go to but after that i can.
>>27492257
Sure senpai, just hit me up on skype
How do I edit it? Like just in Paint?
>>27492296
Sweet. We can finish watamote too if i get home early enough
>>27492328
Sure, i watched all episodes but i'll gladly rewatch the last ones. We're on like 9 or so right?
>>27492325
Yeah, paint works. Might take a bit longer but it works fine for the chart.
>>27492348
What's better to use? I've got a lot of space.
>>27492325
Paint doesn't allow you to do much stuff and you don't have layers there. It's quite difficult to get stuff done using Pain, just use Gimp
>>27492370
GIMP is better, or paint.net. Both are free and both are fantastic. Unless you wanna take a trip to the Pirate Bay for photoshop, those are the best alternatives and completely free.
>>27492401
Why make things harder than they need to be? This is not some fucking art project, it's just a shitty chart where you copypaste in images from the web.
>>27492401
Thanks, I download it right now
>>27492346
I think yea. Ill hit you up on skype
>>27492415
I tried to tell him paint is fine, but noooo. My hands are tied.
>>27491540
improved as in? probably not
stop this edgy bullshit please
>>27492655
Them cries for help.
>>27492655
Edge implies a lack of sincerity, I'm pretty sure there are a decent number of bots who sincerely want to die.
>>27492669
>>27492712
well, I hate to be that guy but... I feel as though most of them dont truly want help. If either of them sincerely want to die and want help/someone to talk to id be willing to do it. I've seen far too much tumblr-esque attention crying though. I also feel like most people that actually feel like dying do not WANT to die, they want a happier life.
So I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
>>27492791
Sometimes you want to die and recognize that you don't deserve a happier life.
The world would be better off with most a lot of people dead, a at a certain point of depression you can evaluate your worth in the world without the cognitive dissonance created by self preservation and happiness.
>>27492863
Most of us do deserve a happy life friend, it's the luck of the draw as to whether we are able to get it or not. This can involve family, help from random strangers, all that forms a life. Nobody is really "needed" in this world, but unless you legitimately insist on hurting others consistently, you're probably an ok person that deserves a chance. Even if it is just one person you make an impact on, it is a factor that can make one's life worthwhile.
>>27492855
Why are there so many fucking swedes? Is it because all the rapey syrians make you hide at home or something?
>>27492923
I dunno, timezones?
>look through entire thread again
>no duncan trussell as fav comedian
come on man where my purple popes at
>>27493034
Because obviously no one thinks he's funny but alright.
>>27491386
xedge till deathx my friend
>>27493292
I don't even think he's hilarious or anything, but his podcasts are good. Why so grumpy?
>>27486488
shellac anon here
i make music. i am not implying it is good but yes, i do make music a lot.
i am soon to record an ep but the drums will be in fl probably or i will sample household objects being smashed and loop em because i am not a percussionist
>>27487032
i was going to say abe's oddysee but i wasn't sure if it met the cutoff for retro games
and also metroid is an ok game *tips bepis*
>>27488634
>musician
>politician
>food
be my friend
>>27490351
I take it you vote SD?
>>27491016
>Earthbound
n1
>>27491302
are you an anarchist
>>27493949
>So Far, So Good, So What
>Not Rust In Peace
4/10 still OK
>Old Helloween
>Not new
There we go, 10/10
>>27493949
Fucking basic ho right here.
>>27494302
Rust in Peace was good, but greatly prefer KIMB and SFSGSW
>>27493949
>green eyes
qt pa2t confirmed
Excuse my fucking shitty drawing lads
>>27494426
Do you hate rap but love "rap god" eminem?
>>27494450
I don't hate rap senpai, pretty chill to lift to
>>27494426
>Single
>no
AGAIN WHY ARE YOU HERE, fuck right off
>>27494510
It's the best board bruv
>>27493949
Yes I will probably end up voting for SD. I don't want my country to be swarmed by refugees like it is now. I'm also tired of every leftie scum to be so acceptive of everything. I mean come on, they changed the lyrics of our national anthem and sang it in different languages and shit on national television.
I'm tired of Sweden being known as a cucked country.
>>27494533
go be with your girlfriend anon, something a lot of us dream of every day... the dream we know is so unobtainable... the dream we will never get... experiencing love. You take it for granted and we envy you for it. Why when you have someone you love do you choose to hang out in this shithole?
>>27494599
Because it's 12PM and i can't hang out with my gf right now, i don't live with her senpai, i'm just 18 years old
>>27494584
Good for you man. Have you had any luck discussing it with family or friends?
>>27494627
Why the fuck cant you talk to her or see her if it's the middle of the day? I'm not expecting you to live with her but... christ i would be doing so much to be with her and all. I dont know, I just don't see why if life is going good enough to where you found a gf why in the world you would need to be here. We are all people with little or no hope, a gf is some hope.
>>27494709
Oh, my mistake, the clock is 00:24
Me and gf both have school tomorrow, we're in the same class :^)
Having a gf is not THAT great dude, it's just like having a close friend you fuck
>>27494584
Wow you hateful piece of shit, you will learn to like peeing sitting down or you will be castrated so you can't rape anyone ever again and your aggression will die.
>>27494748
Oh as in midnight I see. Still, I bet you don't talk to her as much as i would expect. And again theres no reason to be on here go the fuck to bed you normie. You know how i KNOW it is that great? I had one of them steam gfs... and to me, that was the greatest happiest experience of my life nothing else comes close. That was for text on a screen, having a female entity in front of me that felt that way... dude it is truly THAT great, you're fucking crazy if you think otherwise. Not to mention I dont even HAVE a female close friend, or a female friend. You have no idea how most of us are friend.
>>27494646
My friends and family are aware of my political standings. Such a shame that the average Swede is so cucked they beleive everything the media tells them. Trollhattan was a good thing desu.
>>27494787
Kek, nah I'll pass.
>>27494799
Why do you "robots" pride yourselves on being autistic hermits?
Talking to women isn't that fucking hard, they're people just like you and me.
I'm not that good looking, and i manage just fine
Pic related
>>27488634
fucking manowar
i like it a lot anon
>>27494868
How in any part of my text did I "pride" myself on being an autistic hermit. I've tried to be otherwise and it did not work, i've tried going to normie parties, talking to normal people, ive even had a guy try to set me up with a girl... all of that shit has gone horrendous. You're a normie you're used to thinking everythings easy and that you should just bee urself but it doesnt work like that for us. It is indeed THAT FUCKING HARD, and we dont look as good as you. You need to fuck off and go somewhere else because you genuinely do not understand people here, at all.
>>27479112
These threads are using up all the original comments.s.
>>27494868
i've no problem to talk to women, i just can't have a relationship
give me some advice you chad
jfosgihsfoosghsoingnioghfgoi
>>27495063
Ok, i'll try
Get to know the woman on a personal basis
Make sure that she is comfortable around you, one key thing to notice here is that if she tells you one of her well kept secrets, then you're good
Make sure she finds you attractive, and don't be a sperg about it. Ask her if she finds you attractive in casual conversation
Do things with her one on one. If she doesn't actively tell you she had fun and wants to do it again, then you need to give up on her and move on
Compliment her, but don't go overboard, tell her she looks nice, and make sure it's one of the first things you say when you meet her. Do this especially if you see she's been putting extra effort in to look good (fancy clothes, better makeup etc.)
Don't go in for a kiss unnless you are both staring into each others eyes for an extended duration of time. Keep this in mind and you'll know when the time is right
Don't push her for sex, but don't be a bitch either. Try to run second base as quickly as possible when first french kissing, this is very important for a number of reasons. The main one being that she needs to be able to see you as a man of action, a man that takes initiative.
And most importantly, be a friend to her first, and a romantic interest second. Most women who want a bf don't just want to have sex as soon as possible, and they want to get to know you first. It's important to show that you care about her with more than just physical action.
Also, don't fucking buy a woman shit unless you've fucked her. You don't wanna be her beta bux
Hope it helps, i felt like a fucking sperg faggot writing this.
>>27494584
>cucked country
Vi ar ett av varldens rikaste och mest demokratiska lander, med en stark valfardstradition som alla (aven borgeliga) partier till atminstone viss del respekterar, och forskning och entrepernorskap i varldsklass. Och du tanker rosta in en massa korkade bonnlurkar p.g.a. av en 4chan meme? Skarp dig. Alla partier har en restriktiv invandringspolitik nufortiden. Rosta pa M. Jag ma inte halla med dem, men det ar ett kompetent parti med intelligenta, valutbildade och erfarna politiker. SD har folk som suttit inne och tror pa kreationismen. Tank pa det - det finns trad som ar aldre an de tror att varlden ar, och de ska styra ett land? Fy fan.
>m-men men min Nationalsang!
Smaskit. Symboliskt viktigt kanske, men vem bryr sig? Du har tak over huvet och mat i magen, gratis utbildning och en ekonomi robust nog att finanskrisen inte en slog oss sa hart. Det ar det verklig politik handlar om. SD ma vifta flaggan och prisa Moder Svea men de vet inte vad de gor - de kommer fucka upp Sverige mer an nan Muhammad eller Abdullah nagonsin gjort. Sluta ga efter fucking javla cuck-memes o va sa javla radd o osaker, o rosta med skallen istallet!
>>27495292
>4chan meme
Nar jag gar till min lokala livsmedelsbutik och ser 60% invandrare 10% tiggare/ziggenare och 20% svenskar sa borjar man undra. Jag vill att Sverige ska vara Sverige, inte Syrien.
>men vem bryr sig
Jag bryr mig. Sluta leva i nuet och tank lite med skallen sjalv. Sverige ar ett javla skamt, vi har for fan lysande neon skyltar I Ostersjon som sager "Welcome to Sweden, gay since 1944". Jag orkar inte med allt dessa accepterande av bogar och utlanningar overallt, jag vill inte ha med detta att gora men sadanna som du vill tydligen trycka ner det i halsen pa mig tills jag fattar.
Sluta tro att alla kan komma overens och vara accepterande. Om nagra ar kommer val nan dum javel pa att det inte finns nagot fel med att vara pedofil heller.
Bort med bogar och terrorister, behover inte sadant folk I mitt land.
kpg==re[gpre=l[g;.,la.l.;ed
fecal matter
>>27493585
What's your Steam, you shitfuck?
>>27495648
>Nar jag gar till min lokala livsmedelsbutik
Flytta till ett annat omrade eller ga till en annan butik, da. Eller rosta M. Du kan inte rosta in idioter for att "det e for manga babbar i matbutiken", e du seriost sa korkad? Tanker du alls pa andra policys? Arbete, skatter, miljo, aldreomsorg, sjukvard, foretagande, utbildning, etc. etc.? Det ar meningen att de ska STYRA ETT HELT LAND. Sag att de vinner, egen majoritet. Ut med alla blattar, dag ett. Klart. Vad sen? Var resten av de fyra aren, hur leder de Svergie? Har de erfarenheten? Kunskapen? Lyssna pa vad de sager, kolla deras partiprogram. Du ma tycka att de har hjartat pa ratt stalle om du vill, nar det galler utlanningar, men pasta inte att de har kompetens for nat annat.
>m-men bogarna da!
Men skit i dem, bara de inte bogar dig i roven sa e de la inte ditt problem? Som sagt, om alla SDs andra policys var OK o de var erfarna och utbildade och hade en plan for allt sa visst, jag fattar att du rostar pa dem. Men det har de inte, och du har bestamt att det ar viktigare att plocka bort en javla bogskylt an att ta hand om precis allt annat. "Svergievan" min rov. Finns ingen som bryr sig mindre om Sverige an SD-tokar. Ni bryr er om att fa ut blattarna och hindra bogeriet, men BARA om det. Allt annat da? Tror du det loser sig sjalvt? Vet du hur komplicerat det ar att styra en en kommun?
SD skickade far fan Kristina Winberg till EU med en plan som det sedan visade sig var ogenomforbar; mandat saknades for att ens diskutera saken. De hade inte brytt sig om att kolla ens. De bara antog att det funkade pa ett visst satt o tankte inte ens att det kunde va annorlunda. Det ar for att de inte vet hur nat fungerar. De var ett bonneparti pa utkanten och nu har de fatt uppsving o tatt pa sig finkostymerna, men det e samma pappskallar som sitter dar. Lot dem va med i riksdan da. Ta upp invandringfragan och annat relaterat. Paverka de andra partierna lite. Men lat dem fan inte ta makten... da e det kort for oss alla!
>>27496162
Oblivion Access? Nice choice motherfucker.
>>27493949
A lot of anarchist philosophy I resonate with. But I refrain from adopting the label due to social stigma. Plus I'd rather not be seen as a domestic terrorist in the eyes of the state.
i hope im not late for the party :^)
>>27496486
who you main in lol?
>>27496508
i dont main anyone, lately i have been playing a lot of kassadin and since i got a skin for maokai i tried to play him more often
i'm mad late desu
>>27496697
Nice taste in TV bruh.
>>27496779
thanks led
>>27496697
>18
>not single
>not virgin
>fairly healthy
>more than 1 or 0 sex life
>3 happiness
>Single: N
>Virgin: N
>3 Happiness
I cant help but ree internally when I see this shit
>>27497150
I was way happier with life when I was a virgin. It was though, I'm not gonna lie, but I didn't feel like killing myself. Focus on yourself, anon. If you got laid tomorrow you'd feel great for a little while, but then all that crap would come back, all those reasons you where a robot to begin with. That never goes away on it's own. Fix yourself and the sex can wait.
>>27497211
It has nothing to do with the sex it has about 80% to do with
>Single: N
>Happiness 3
what the fuck is this senpai? Honestly.
How can you be unhappy with a girl you presumably LOVE and you show your affection physically. Come the fuck on m9
>>27491231
This is really autistic.
I like it.
Sory for my paint abilities
this was actually fun to make
Captcha said pick milkshake. Gives picture of Bubble Tea.
>>27497281
In a bad relationship? I had Happiness 1 and I have a gf. Love her and all. But it's kinda over, because I'm not happy and we fight all the time, and she's kind of a bitch. I know it seems to you because you're lonely that you just want ANYONE, and if you did get someone it would feel great for a while. But then maybe that person turns out to have been wrong for you and you realised you maybe only got with them 'cause your lonely, and now the honeymoon phase is over and you're wondering if maybe you'd be happier with someone who's a better fit. I dunno... it's just kind of how I feel. Relationships are hard, and no one can hurt you as much as someone you love.
>>27497725
Looks like we are the last ones here eh? How are you brother?
>>27497821
If you're in a bad relationship BREAK UP she isnt holding you hostage family. I get what you're saying but you either work things out or you become single. Either way, you dont sit with a shitty relationship.
In coding terms
If relationship = true
happiness >=5
else
if relationship = false
happiness = 0-10
thats how i feel
>>27497837
Somehow staying afloat the shitfest at the moment. Putting off job searching and drawing to waste time on the internet.
You?
>>27497986
if (relationship == TRUE){
int happiness = rand() % 6 +5;
}
elsif {relationship == FALSE){
int happiness = rand() % 11;
}
else{
relationship = "get on my level faggot";
}
>>27497986
Not that easy when you have a life together, share an apartment, have joint finances, etc. etc. And then there's the part where you hope maybe you can work stuff out. I mean you're right in what you're saying but it just isn't always that simple. So there sometimes a period where you're unhappy but still in a relationship.
Also, some people maybe be Happiness 3 while in a relationship, because without their partner they'd be Happiness 1.
>>27497725
You sound like a fag, but an alright one
>>27497724
Political views aside, I'd like you. I'd get on your nerves tho
>>27496697
Fun guy
>>27496486
I wouldn't like you that much, no offense
>>27496162
Fag, but a cool one. Note how I don't say "alright"
>>27486717
Oh I'm the powerlifting guy if you still see this. I don't know what you're question is aside from "am I a big guy?". I guess. If we're comparing stats then: 408lb squat, 455 diddly, 286 bench, 188 ohp. those are 1RM.
I'll just assume you're asking for advice (?) i hope I'm not being pretentious.
I don't know your weight but just use symmetric strength to figure out how strong you are. Those lifts look good. I ate around 4000 kcal a day when I first started when I was 16 which might have been a bit overkill but think about this, it would be a shame to limit the amount your body can progress as a beginner when you will make monster gains like you never will again just for the sake of not getting fat. In my opinion, its not impressive to look good and lift ok, but it is impressive to look like a pile of shit but be able to lift like the hulk.
http://symmetricstrength.com
Go to the PLG board on /fit/, friendo, the people there are really nice and actually know what they're talking about.
>>27497424
meant that for the second one in
>>27498454
>>27498454
>You sound like a fag, but an alright one
I wonder what it is that gives people that impression
>>27498474
oh yeah and I'm 192lb
Figured i'd do it.
>>27499655
Fuck. I meant
>Just Too Fucking Beta + weird.
>>27499677
>Identity
>? (Maybe F)
>Sexuality: Straight
you fookin wot m8
>>27500027
Exactly.
I have no fucking clue.
>>27500117
No you do know m8 you can explain whats going on right now
You're a male... with a dick... interested in women? Or interested in men?
And you call yourself Mr. or Ms? Do you find yourself.... legitimately wanting to be referred to as a girl? I dont understand
>>27500161
I can't explain when I don't understand.
>>27479349
19 year old listening to Bmth
Yep consider suicide
>>27500317
Well surely you can answer those sorts of questions cant you? It is basically how you feel.
Are you attracted to who: Men, Women, Both, Whatever?
When people refer to you what do you prefer? Sir or Maam or... what do you dress as. Do you buy girly clothing such as skirts, dresses, etc. or do you buy guy clothes such as jeans, t shirts, etc.
>>27479349
>instrument
I got it familiano
Repost
Rate me brothers
>inb4 gyp/10
>>27500422
I would only ever date female. But am attracted to/will fuck anything. Hence brackets in post.
Idk, I really want to be a woman, but I have a Y chromosome so sadly I am stuck like I am.
>>27500638
So... huh, thats interesting. You have a sexual attraction to ANYTHING but you only want to be in a relationship with a woman.
Also hold the fuck up son. >I WANT to be a woman. Ok so like... you dont feel you're a woman you know you arent but you wish you were. I know you probably feel that way cause it seems nicer and like they have it easier but come on senpai you and i both know you dont identify as one, you just want to be stacy and get attention and shit. Am I wrong?
>>27500700
Yes. You are.
I don't want to be male. I would rather wear nice dresses and leggings. And I have something inside me wanting to be female.
But I have a Y chromosome so I am fucked. Nothing I can do.
Doesn't matter though, I'll end up killing myself before 30.
Im late to the party, but here is mine
HMU if you want to talk, skype is same as kik,
I'd rank, but I'm high and reading The Inivisibles.
>>27498454
>Fag, but a cool one
thanks.
>>27500797
Considering you love Clippng. Have you ever heard anything by Shabazz Palaces?
Repost with the most.
Just kill me already.
Original commenttoni
>>27501322
>female
>in a relationship
>posting on /r9k/
>>27501161
>Junot Diaz
Mah nigga. Shame you use Kik though, got an email?
>>27501356
It's a long distance relationship...
>>27501252
No, but i just looked them up and listened to their song gunbeat falls. They seem pretty cool. thanks for the rec.
>>27501375
Yeah yeah, it's [email protected]. I also use skype for text chat with the same username.
>>27501389
Still a relationship, which is far more than any robot will ever have.
Leave.
>>27501390
No problem, I love Shabazz recommend them to everyone who will try.
did mine quick. sorry it looks like shit
>>27501322
I love you. Please be my robot-gf.
see so many cool people here (or at least potentially cool) that I'd like to be friends with, but I don't know how to fill out that chart :'(
>>27501659
ms paint is your friend
>>27479349
Have you heard asking alexandria's new album? Also I like stand up and scream more then reckless and relentless
>>27500766
I dont know about that m8, you can wear that shit if you want. You just want to experience what it's like. That doesnt mean you're an actual female or feel like one inside you know you arent. Dont say youll die before 30 dude theres plenty of people out there who feel like you did and i doubt you wont meet someone before 30 years of age.
>>27501419
sent an email, check your spam box, gmail hates cock.li and VC with a passion for some reason.
>>27501555
interesting, fat? what do you do for a living
also >mfw the Gender: Females are 98% of the time not single. Every time. And they say girls have it as hard as us finding a relationship.
>>27501555
Talk to me pls. Original Commento
>>27501659
I'm OP, would you be my friend?
Never realized how much pol proliferated around this site.
>>27501787
nah not fat, just guys don't have interest in what I like sometimes and I have only one friends so social life is hard.
>>27501841
Jesus christ 1 friend? ONE single friend? Damn i'll be your friend if you want... I feel really bad for you. Are you NEET I assume? It cant be that hard to talk about Movies and Kanye and MGS3 which i really enjoy. Reply with contact if you're interested por favor
>>27501952
It's also how I act to, got partnered up with total chad once and he was looking at worldstarhiphop at Pepe memes and I called him a fag. Also Skype is lmakeila
>>27502031
alright I sent you a request assuming you're from LA and not Russia
>>27502031
>l hope you don't mind I also send you a requst.
>>27501841
What are you actually into?
You say cartoons and I'm curious now.
>>27479349
It's always funny to see someone else who likes the star wars prequels.
>>27502453
>biological
>intersex
YOU WOT?
No senpai that question is what were you born with ffs
>>27502524
I have CAIS, I'm phenotypically female but I have an XY chromosome. Intersex, hermaphrodite, whatever you want to call it.
>>27502565
oh ok so you arent memeing wow... carry on then. sorry to hear that, but I mean... do you have both and if so would you consider getting one removed? i dont know much about that desu
>>27502375
love any American cartoons, so far Cartoon Network is in a shit hole but adult swim is doing good as always.
I can't function every time I see her I die
>>27502600
>>27502600
That's alright, it's a fair assumption to make. I have genitalia that looks normal for a female but it's a little fucked up internally and idk if I can even get that fixed.
I really hate people who say they "identify" as between genders or whatever bc they have no idea what it's actually like to deal with this shit. It sucks.
>>27502453
>Biological sex
>intersex
Sure thing you delusional tranny. suuuuure thing
>>27502606
>Adult swim
>Doing good
>2016
I don't know about you....
>>27502876
Eh your right, there's not many good cartoons at the moment sadly. I guess the only good thing running is the Amazing World of Gumball. WoY is getting cancelled so there goes Disneh
>>27502928
Star wars rebels is still a thing.
>>27488491
great tastes
>>27503332
IT IS!? Color me surprised then huh....
>>27504474
Of course it is. Star vs the forces of evil is also getting a second season.
I believe it is coming out soon. I think the newest episode that is coming out tomorrow involves the actual manhunt for the inquisitors with asoka/ezra and kanan.
>>27504563
Well then how about that. And good for Star. I liked that show, even if the fans are retarded.
>>27490262
I'm fairly confident left-libertarianism will not be any different from communism or any other big form of totalitarianism. This is because it failed in anarchist spain pretty badly under collectivization. What was your ideological evolution like?
