It is official I now have a gf. I had sex with her last night and this morning after I was done eating out her pussy I realized I am now a normie so I cannot post here anymore.
I want to thank you all for being like a family to me the past few years. I hope you all will get to have a gf one day because it is the best feeling in the world.
>>25380699
LoL take a load of this guy
The ride never ends fagget, didn't you read the fine print
you'll be back in a few months once she destroys your heart like they all do
>>25380699
>>25380970
On a different note how many Dicks before yours OP
>>25381020
only 4 but they were all long term relationship
>>25381042
>only
C U C K
I am a well-adjusted girl with a healthy sex life, a job, and a lot of friends. I'm average in weight, and attractiveness.
You're here forever mate, whether you want to be or not.
>>25381042
>only 4
>LTR
its like you want to be a cuck
How was she acquired.
Most people on this board are not virgins.
>>25381042
>4 LTRs
wew
>>25380699
>being this much of a cuck.
Shaking my head in shame, Familia.
post her chubby noodz faget
>>25381042
What is the definition of long term relationship, anything below a year and she's a semen demon. See you in a few months when she cheats on you are you are simply #5 to the next cuck.
>>25381121
Well it's hard to have 4 long term relationships that are longer than few months when you're 20.
>>25381042
>4 other men have thrusted their throbbing cocks into her and unloaded their sperm into her wet pussy
>this is acceptable to you
>you think a virgin like you will keep this dirty whore satisfied
This slut looks to be around 18-20 years old (if not younger) and she's had FOUR long term relationships already? How fucking deluded are you cuck?
>>25381155
He never said his age, if a girl is 20 and has had what she described as 4 long term relationships she is a massive roastie.
>>25381072
Geez, let the man leave and never come back, if only the other normies on this board would be as polite as to leave this place like this m8
>>25380699
>I hope you all will get to have a gf one day
I appreciate the sentiment, but I'd rather not.I've tried it, it was definitely not worth the effort to me.
The kind of woman I'd be willing to gf could by far do MUCH better than average me (even below average women most likely), and I enjoy my single life too much to add drama of a crappy-tier woman just for the heck of having a gf.
Good luck though, hopefully she won't turn out to be the kind of woman maymays on this board speak of, and hopefully it won't turn out to have been a waste of time and energy trough her breaking up with you.
>>25380699
>eating out a hamplanet
>>25381063
this is a lie, there arent woman on internet
>>25380699
Homie, I'm glad that you have found someone who brings you short term happiness but once reality sets in,you have to become responsible as in moving in, growing up, giving up your hobbies and setting up a future (if you you make it that far). The ride never ends and you will be back.
Wtf fuck u
>>25381158
>>25381161
well they were in committed relationship so it's not like she had one of those one night stands. People take showers you know? And she told me that only 3 of them had seen her naked. They treated her badly, they didn't deserve her, that's why she told me I'm the one for her.
>>25380699
You can never leave anon, you know that
>>25381067
Shes a women not a piece of meat. Show women some respect and you might have a gf one day. Loser.
>>25381286
How old is he op
>>25381286
>They treated her badly, they didn't deserve her, that's why she told me I'm the one for her.
Yup you're deluded as all fuck. You're being played like a fucking fiddle son. Have fun until she gets bored of you and breaks up with you in a few weeks.
>>25381286
People take showers true, but good lord. She dated 4 fuckbois, let them cum in her whole, she fucked a guy while she wasn't naked? How whoreish is that, just dropped her jeans and got roasted I guess.
I don't want to be mean anon, but she's giving off some red flags, i genuinely wish you the best for 2016 and that we don't see you again. But when she cucks you, anon told you so =^)
>>25381286
>had enough cocks from "badboys"
>ready to settle with a good guy
get a load of this cuck.
let me guess. you treat her like a princess too?
>>25380699
Ok, see you in a few days.
>>25381307
*tips fedora*
It's like I'm really on tumblr!
>>25380699
Do me a favour. When you're back after getting cucked. Refer to this.
>>25381307
Women are objects that deserve death
She gives off that air of that she's a real slut man. The pose, the makeup, the tight clothing, her tits nearly popping out. If you think it was just 4, you're mistaken. These kind of girls are literal slam pigs for Chads drunken enjoyment for one night.
Also you will be back, you don't leave this fucking site dude. I have been here since 2004, have had relationships, and the like up till now. It never ends.
>>25381341
>>25381343
>>25381344
that's why you can't get a girlfriends, it's all in the past. If I could get sex before I would so what? She had a few relationships before, she had opportunity to express what she thought was love and she did. It doesn't matter, now I'm with her and she tells me I'm the best she ever had so far.
>>25381408
is this bait guys. im starting to think its bait
>>25381408
Yeah but the next person she ends up with she will say "You treat me right, unlike my previous bf". You're pretty much making her have a 5 to her name instead of a 4, thats it
>>25381435
As soon as he said >I'm the best she ever had so far
it was getting into meme magic territory.
>>25381371
We're all on tumblr anon
>>25381408
Hahahaha I have a girlfriend you cuck. And she's not the only one I've had. I can tell you from experience that this whore you're with is giving off so many red flags it's not even funny. We're trying to help you but you're too deluded to see that.
>>25380699
Glad you've found someone.
But you have to realize that just having a girl will not fix your head. It's not some magical cure for your social autismal disorder.
You have to work hard on yourself, only you yourself can change what and who you are.
>>25381438
This so much. One day you'll be the asshole ex-boyfriend, even if you treated her well, it's what they do as mental gymnastics to justify themselves for swinging across the branch to the next guy.
>>25380699
Is this actually her? i'm thinking not
>>25381468
And you are the red flag for women because you had others before don't you think?
4 Isn't that big of a number why are you guys so mad about it? Last time I browsed /r9k/ you guys were fine with long term relationships and if it's not more than 6 relationships. There are no virgin women left anyway, grow up.
>>25381408
"You're nothing like my ex, he was too needy, I needed a real man like you Chad, he didn't even see me naked for months, I told him i'd only slept with 4 guys and he believed me, what a dork"
>>25381499
dubs tell the truth guys
>>25381499
It's not so much the number, it is more the disbelief in that number and that they were actually long term relationships. As I said here >>25381403 she looks like a typical slam pig for chad, she has all the attributes in that picture.
That isn't a refined girl you're with is it? admit it.
>>25381499
We're fine with long term relationships, but if she's 20 and claiming she's had 4, she was either a teen roastie, which is red flag, or they were month long, which isn't a long term relationship.
SemenDemon not even once senpai
>>25381499
You're a lost cause. Once you snap out of your denial you'll see we were right all along...or you won't. You seem like the kind of tard that'll keep falling for bullshit from girls like the bullshit that this girl is spewing.
>>25381499
Depends on how old she is, not exactly 30 is she? Seems fairly young, this would then make having 4 relationships worse. It means the length of those relationships were most likely very short
>>25381499
How fucking old is she you ass fuckers. Stoped dogging the question bitch nigga
Anybody else lurking? This is great.
>>25381609
Yeah. Its great because OP is a delusional cuck
>>25381609
>>25381627
Yep, waiting for a reply from him but might be too butthurt to show his face.
>>25381609
I am. OP is so deep in denial. It's funny that we're all telling him the same thing and yet he keeps making up excuses for this slut pig.
Op here I like to imagine how many niggers defiled her, I want to taste some of that great load, but at least I got their sperm bucket
>>25381681
You sure sounds like op xDDDD
>>25381681
Now that you mention it she does look like the kind of whore that would let niggers use and abuse her. OP probably has aids now.
>>25381718
She looks like the kinda girl who had an older black boyfriend when she was like 14, he fucked her and came on her face and she felt like she was in love with him. Now her prince charming is here to provide her beta buxx and compliments until she wants a real dicking again.
REEEEEEEEEEE I WISH EVERY NORMALFAG WHO EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND OR SEX WOULD JUST GET THE FUCK OUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND I WISH THE BEST FOR YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25381558
I won't ask again OP what is her age.
Though in all realness
This should be a learning experience, do what you want and see what happens.
You don't want any what ifs on your death bed
AGE NIGGER
>>25381344
>robot
>good guy
Pick one.
alright im getting pretty fed up with all of you bad talking my gf. i just came here to say thank you and you all want to turn on me? typical jealous bitter robots well i will be fucking her all night tonight so STAY MAD FAGGOTS
Op here she's like 29 but I'm ok with that I'm only 8 years younger, she is just a number. I'm sure that after all she's been through she'll appreciate me as for who I am. I I want that semen bucket to get filed by other guys in the future, maybe I'll convince her to let me watch,she's very understanding and gorgeous.
She reminds me of Taylor Swift, if she was fatter and more experienced of course.
>>25381867
>>25381880
can we get the real op here
>>25381867
>alright im getting pretty fed up with all of you bad talking my gf. i just came here to say thank you and you all want to turn on me? typical jealous bitter robots well i will be fucking her all night tonight so STAY MAD FAGGOTS
>>25381880 (You)
>Op here she's like 29 but I'm ok with that I'm only 8 years younger, she is just a number. I'm sure that after all she's been through she'll appreciate me as for who I am. I I want that semen bucket to get filed by other guys in the future, maybe I'll convince her to let me watch,she's very understanding and gorgeous.
>She reminds me of Taylor Swift, if she was fatter and more experienced of course.
Tbh dude I used to fuck that bitch. Will dump nudes, I already posted her pale ass
>>25381880
fuck off fake fuck
shes 19
>>25381867
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA have fun with that disgusting fat cow whore you autistic cuck!
>>25380699
Did you buy this product?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>25381921
>>>25381880 (You)
>fuck off fake fuck
>shes 19
Hahaha of course it's fake but now we know she's 19 with 4 previous "ltr"
She's a semen bucket after all
Enjoy the cuckold
Saludos cordiales
>>25381921
>19
>4 "long term relationships"
Yea you're gonna get cucked...bad.
>>25381902
It's the first one.
Anyway OP, the second pic definitely confirms she hasn't just had sex with 4 people dude, you gotta be delusional. If you pressed the issue with her hard enough, you'll find the times she doesn't count, like one night stands, blowjobs, etc.
This girl was definitely passed around town by the most degenerate men as she has that sweet spot of massive tits, but is ugly enough to still approach.
Have fun getting cucked by Chad, don't come back to us crying like a bitch.
>>25381867
>>25381880
>>25381921
LOL 19 I can't stop laughing
Saludos cordiales
>>25381921
>>25381867
>only 4
look at this whore
>>25380699
I stopped being a cyborg 2 years ago and have fucked 8 women since then.
I still come here to shit post
>>25381921
>always has her tits showing
>is wearing a fishnet top like a prostitute
Come on dude.. lel you're gonna get cucked.
>>25381902
The first one, I just wanted to get the truth from this autistic child
Saludos cordiales
Don't listen to these faggots op. They're the same fags who start no gf threads. Thqh I'm jealous of your high test gf
>>25381867
>>25381921
Looks like she's been passed around the trailer park one too many times
>>25382006
But some of us have mentioned we have GF's, we are speaking from experience numpty.
>>25381921
Got any nudes of them tittays?
>>25382006
thanks bro.
i always wanted a thick white gf and my dream finally came true.
>>25382071
I think she's sexy as fuck i like thick chicks her ass, tits and hips are perfect.
>>25382071
Enjoy it while it lasts, you're gonna get cucked soon
>>have a gf one day because it is the best feeling in the world.
You will fuck that up too. Having sex does not make you a normie; changing and evolving does it.
Have a happy new year robot and enjoy the pussy, tits and the "..finally someone that comprehends me and it's like me .." feeling while it last.
>>25382071
A thick one that has capitalized on the only redeeming factor in every single picture, showing that she is insecure and would hop on any cock that came along, one of them being you.
I bet you let her walk about with those things out don't you.
Op, now that you have on obtained lvl 1 Chad statues I will now grant you this Chad knowledge to help you on your journey: it's easier to get a gf while you still have a gf, get some trade-ins lined up for when you tire of your current.
Go on my son.
>>25382071
>>>25382006
>thanks bro.
>i always wanted a thick white gf and my dream finally came true.
Forgot to mention :
Semen bucket
Nigger worshipper
Get cucked
>>25381072
Dhis, 90% are normalfags pretending.
t. normalfag
>>25382006
I've had girlfriends in the past. Everything that's being said here is true. Even if you think they are the squeakiest cleanest girl you have ever seen, they always have a past with Chad that they won't tell you about until you pry it out of them.
>>25381921
>4 LTR with dicking
>19 yr old
Do the math, and either they haven't lasted for more than a year or she's been taking it since she was 11.
>>25382135
What's the difference? everyone has a past live in the now you think everyone is pure? you're the crazy one.
>>25380699
She looks absolutely shitfattrashgarbage-tier, even more without that make up.
God, you're such a pathetic beta OP.
>>25382071
She looks like she's been with 30 guys.
>>25382160
I don't know about you but I'd rather have a clean, unused pussy, than one that's had 4 nigger dicks in it before the age of 19
>>25382199
Good luck you better buy yourself a doll cause women are sexually active earlier these days and the stats show people are into more casual relationships now a days versus LTR's or marriage.
>>25382071
Here's the key to keeping her: don't be boring. If you're going to be the "nice" guy , then you have to do something extra. Really be the best she's ever had - you're probably not at this point but you might be because those other guys didn't go down on her. Here's the thing - she doesn't really respect that. Girls like her view it as submissive and you need to act like her version of what a man should be.
Make her do things for you. Make her cook, give you massages, etc. If she doesn't, then she doesn't respect you. You can do a simple test now. Tell her to give you a shoulder rub. Don't ask. If she doesn't...good luck with that.
>>25380699
>>25381867
>>25381921
>>25382071
OP, pls. She looks like a slut and you know it. Don't expect it to last.
But then don't come back here saying that "all women are whores who want Chad's dick" because this one has tons of red flags and you STILL chose to ignore them. Your fault if she cucks you.
I envy you OP, if my standards were so low, I could leave this place too.
>>25381200
I showed this to my mum and she kek'd
no you cannot see noodz of my mum
>>25380699
You look like a 2005 fat emo kid that listens to Green Day and wears DC United.
Your gf is gonna get fatter and cuck you
>only 4
TOP KEK
But I do sincerely thank you for fucking off, now that you're no longer a virgin
>>25381326
>I LITERALLY just arrived from reddit
>>25381408
John Green, pls go.
This is cuck logic.
Let degenerate manwhores get degenerate sluts.
Let virgins have virgins.
>>25380699
You'll be back.
They ALWAYS come back eventually.
>>25382308
Why does this give off a subtle abusive vibe?
>>25381867
her name? any instagram or smthing?
They got into sex before one month of relationship
He thinks she's not a whoresemen bucket
Saludos cordiales
>>25382546
This, OP is a cucklord.
>>25382777
It's only abusive if you make it that way, and many Chads make it so. It can be loving without a hint of what you call abuse.
A woman does things for her man, and vice versa. If he does everything, and she does everything, then he isn't much of a man. I'm just calling her way of thinking even if she doesn't articulate it.
You like people you've done something for. It might seem the other way around, and it should be, but it isn't that way.
I just found a 10/10 virgin qt with no friends and because she had no friends I was able to date her fairly easy. Been with her for well over a year and fucked her numerous times. Only downfall are her numerous mental issues but that's just less pussy for chad
>>25381042
That girl has not been alive long enough for 4 serious relationships
>>25382871
>A woman does things for her man, and vice versa. If he does everything, and she does everything, then he isn't much of a man.
These sentences conflict, elaborate please.
>>25382878
Proof that she's 10/10?
Orig
>>25382926
I didn't mean everything. "And she does less or nothing" or just "and she does nothing."
Lol id better die virginal than laying a finger on that disgusting cow cumbucket trailer trash and being a literal cuck
>>25382958
Oh I see, so it was a mistake.
So basically, you mean it should be a two way street, rather than him doing everything and her barely doing anything.
You look like a hambeast, she looks like a roastie. Better not come back next week to cry about how all women are whores.
>>25383010
Yes and the balance of doing should be slightly in her favor. He should do but do less than her.
>>25382979
>being a literal cuck
How, how is it literal. Why do you guys just use that as a general insult?
There's nothing about cuckolding here, shoo shoo poo poo poster.
>>25381533
Not really. It only means she jumped from relationship to relationship.
>>25381921
Holy shit no fucking way she's had 4 srs relationships. Look bud I'm not trying to rain on your parade just prepare yourself to lose her probably within 6 months. You and her are both to young to settle down mentally.
>>25381042
You'l be back in a week cuck.
>>25380699
You're always welcome back when you eventually break up.
>>25380699
dont forget, you're here forever OP.
see you in 3 months when everything will go to shit again
>>25383051
Do you mean she should be doing slight more, not so much in her favor?
Do I have a feeling English isn't your first language? not hating man since I agree so far with what you are saying, just feels confusing reading some things.
>>25383201
slightly*
and here I am making mistakes myself, haha.
>>25380699
>instead of having his arms around her, crotch pressed up against her he stands at the back looking like an awkward faggot while she poses for other guys to lust over her tits
KEK CITY HERE WE GO, CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER
She looks like some slutty chav I know btw, and she would dish out the BJ's like anything
>>25381307
check out the white night fresh in from reddit!
>>25383096
Bullshit who the fuck really had a serious ltr are 16 & 17 years old
>>25383341
Let's face it, it wasn't even 4 people anyway. You can tell by the way she looks that she is an easy target for a pumping. I mean a fish net top showing off her tits combined with slag makeup? OP is off his rocker to date that.
>>25381867
Literally a fat cum dumpster. I bet her roastie reaches the fucking floor.
>>25383390
just about to say this
>>25383201
Just my style.
In the balance of giving and receiving, she should give around 60% of the time or more. It's not an exact equation.
If it's flipped, and with guys like him it usually is, then what the rest of the posters say will come true.
She won't respect what she doesn't have to work for - just like most people with most things. If a person didn't buy it, they don't respect it. This applies to relationships directly in the sense of "working for it." And why women tend to be less loyal than men.
>actually believing le /r9k/ is for virgins meme
Found a pic of your gf's pussy
>>25383468
Oh alright man, thanks for clearing that up. Yeah I agree with this concept, you gotta make them work for it, and you have to also let yourself be known that other women like you. I'll drop hints here and there with my girl, then later that night she'll be sucking that dick like her life depended on it.
>>25383496
is that fucking real? jesus christ
I'll dip my nuts in ink and write my memoirs on ur gfs chin faggot
>>25383535
it's a piece of literal ham you permavirgin
>>25383561
My sides
>>25383565
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
>>25383535
>I have never seen a vagina in my life
>I have never seen a deli in my life
>>25383529
Also I like to believe blowjobs are a good indicator where you stand in a relationship. For example, if you can whip it out and have her suck it whenever you want, you are definitely the one wearing the shoes, and if in this instance she doesn't put as much effort in that is a sign that you need to crank it up by making her realize that other girls want you, that you are the best, etc and you'll soon notice how she'll slobber and love on that shit again.
If your girl won't randomly suck your dick whenever though, I have some bad news for you guys..
>>25383608
>what even are cold cuts..
>>25383622
How is life in Australia these days? Or more Kiwi?
>>25383686
Feels alright mate, how's America?
>>25383759
Cozy. Hasn't snowed in these parts yet.
>>25383805
Warmest winter to date isn't it?
>>25383891
I think there may be a warmer one back there somewhere. But pretty warm. Saves on heating bill.
GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!I don't think this board is very healthy for people's mindset, to be honest.
>>25381042
friendly reminder that any dick inside a girl leaves traces of their DNA in them forever
>>25382071
Literally 4/10 face
Probably still slam from behind tho tbqh. Maybe I'll hit her up when she's done with you and use her like a fat flashlight.
Well, at least you know when to gtfo.
>>25384605
The wizard sang reee reee reee yeah.
>>25384034
>friendly reminder
tumblr tier
