>tfw no awkward, tall, shy bottom bf who isn't weirded out by my fetishes
>tfw that sounds like a perfect description of mepls post disposable email
>tfw no small, reserved, preferably asian girl to spend the rest of my life with
please god just let it end
>guaranteed replies
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>>25380819
h-how tall do I have to be?
>>25380855
If you have to ask this, definitely not tall enough.
>tfw no 2D anime futa DOMME with a HUGE D*CK to KICK me in the B*LLS!!!!!!!
oh god
oh GOD
>>25380872
Might as well end it all then
>>25380840
First let me tell you my fetishes
>facesitting or mouth stuff with you
>worship my dick/muscles
>blood
>feminisation
>>25380855
I'm 6'1 but height doesn't bother me, I'd like a taller, skinny bf though but it's just the cuteness factor
It's a trap! Don't listen!
>>25380900
im into all those things
also im 6'2
>>25380819
>>25380840
>>25380900
f-fuck, sounds like me too.i'm also 6'1 though sorry
>>25380920
being gay is good retard it's 2016
>>25380920
Nah I'm a dude, not a trap.
>>25380934
Read my fetishes, I may also get obsessive on the rare occasions.
But don't count on it.
>>25380947
You do know I'm a dude, right?
>>25380819
6'4, 160 lbs of pure awkwardness. Too bad I'm not gay senpai
STOP POSTING 2D GIRLS IF YOU'RE GAY
THOSE GIRLS ARE FOR US STRAIGHT MEN. NOT YOU.
>all these desperate fags
I am loling at you guys rite now
>>25380900
>my dick
fucking dropped
if you're just a faggot why are you pretending to be an anime girl?
pls someone b in the UK
I need weeb friends
>>25380900
>those fetishes are god tier
>tfw I'm shy
>tfw I hope you won't be wierded out by my own fetishes
>tfw I'd email you instantly
>tfw I'd like to get to know you>tfw I'm not tall ;_;
>>25380975
pls be in midwestern united states
>>25381008
tfw i'm a 2d girl and only want gay gusy
>>25380975
Pls be my bf
PlsI may only be 6' but I can be a good bottom ;-;
>>25381031
Western Europe
My mom is taking me to get a bf today.
What are some fun things I can do with him?
We are allowed to stay up until mid-night.
>>25380989
That's cool, thanks for bumping anyway.
>>25381029
I'm not pretending, I'm waifuposting.
3d girls are gross.
>>25381031
Here.
>>25381038
What are your fetishes?
Also I just said height isn't important, I just have a thing for tall bottoms.
>>25381048
Sorry.
>>25381057
I'd have to decline on the bf thing, we gotta be compatible.
>>25380900
I like the dick worship and feminisation (as long as you meant feminizing your partner, not you) and I might be okay with blood, facesitting sounds kind of gross though, I don't like butts.
>>25381095
Of course I mean you, and I don't sit on people's face, it's the other way around.
I understand why you think it's gross, you're not wrong.
>>25381029
Fuck off cuck, go worship some nasty roastie elsewhere
>tfw you just want a dom bf taller than 5'10 into extreme bondage and toilet acts
I don't know how the fuck you'd ever realistically find this without craigslist or something equally as creepy
>>25381084
feminization
prostate diddling
ass slapping
tied up
also for some reason being fucked with a mosin bolt
>>25380900
Done. Where do you wanna meet? I'll make you my little bitch and make your asshole bleed. No condom.
>>25381168
Why taller than 5'10? Average height is like 5'10 so it shouldn't be that much of a problem
What do you mean toilet acts?
>>25381172
>tfw no bf to do this with
And by mosin bolt, you mean from a nagant right? its odd but I'm not judging.
>>25381202
We can wrestle to see who's on top, don't get so cocky.
>>25381031
>>25381084
Um.... whereabouts in the UK?
>>25380819
Is 5'4" tall enough for you?
>>25381084
let's be friends anon! although I'm not sure how I feel about lewd atm, also we probably live on the other side of the country anyway[email protected]I'm bi, I like anime, vidya and cooking. Also lots of /his/ and /k/ stuffAlso kinda lonely, so if any anons think I sound remotely interesting pls message
>>25381172
/k/ plsstay
>>25381239
somewhere south
>>25381239
I live in Lancashire, but I have lots of family down south I stay with.
>>25381256
Sure, is 6'1" short enough for you?
>>25381228
I say taller than 5'10 because I'm 5'9 and don't want a little manlet abusing me.toilet acts are things like making me drink toilet water, pissing in my mouth, forcing me to lick the bowl and floor clean etc
>>25381266
>somewhere south
South east?I'm at Haywards Heath
>>25381266I'll stay if you do
>>25381266Can I email you too? I need more lewd friends to message.
>>25381269
Oh right, i'm in Derbyshire, such a shame you sound so fun. ;)
>>25381266
Yeah I'd like to be friends. We don't need to be lewd.
>>25381300
Oh.I don't think you're allowed to have standards
>>25380819
>Neko
Kill urself my man
>>>/lgbt/
Please go to your containment board if you want to be gay.
>>25381354
Kirino isn't any better dude hahaha.
>>25381304
the best partsussex
>>25381351
>id like to be friends
this nigga getting friendzoned off the internet by an anime avatar ayyyy
>>25381354
>>25381401
both of you are fags
>>25381413
this is a tru nigga
>>25381401
Kirino is a Goddess senpai
Neko literally belongs in the trash
>>25381451
fuck off
>>25381433
I'm not friend zoning people.
But
>Atlantis
Very nostalgic.
>>25381451
Um.... don't talk to me like that.
>>25381466
>dyed hair
>can't even control her lust around own family
Uh huh.
>>25381466
nuh-uh, you're the shitter who's straight ass but has nothing else
>>25381479
>>25381497
Why don't you do the world a favor and try to break the world record for holding your breath?
>>25381029
>simply states wanting a bottom bf
>surprised it's a guy
>>25381228
I doubt it. I know that you wanna feel my virililty slapping the doors of your arsehole. I'll fuck you so roughly in the ass, that you'll think that a cervical tumor is a birthday present.
>>25381338
Sure, go for it
Also seems like there's a lot of oreimo friends on tonight
>>25381562
Who was the girl in pic? I don't remember her.
>>25381549
I think you're just tsundere.
>>25381561
All bark, no bite.
>Using my waifu to talk about gay shit
God's wrath returning to Earth and turning the fags into pillars of salt when?
>tfw pale, feminine, beta sissy
>all you think about is servicing cocks
>too shy to ever do it
What's the point
>>25381581
END YOURSELF
ORIGINALITY
>>25381562k, sent ;) look forward to hearing from you later anon.
>>25381587
>>25381599
I want to sex Neko in the butt and watch her cry when she realizes i just used her desu
>>25381599
Lul.
>>25381601
If you're over 5'6 you're not a sissy, but a qt bottom.
Just do it dude.
>>25381621
I'm gonna sex you in the butt if you don't stop talking about my waifuposting like that.
>>25380819
>tall
JUST 5'7" MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>25381581
best girl of course
>>25381656
I am 5'8
I wouldn't even know where to start.
For the record i'm not weirded out by any of this. It's all rather amusingand lewd.
>>25381603
No wait wasn't she Kirinos dyke friend or something?
Pretty sure she sucked ass, and she lookes like a shittier version of Kotori Itsuka desu
>>25381656
What's wrong, you don't like the idea of my greasy NEET cock ripping her filthy asshole to shreds?
>>25381713
>comparing best girl to that shit
nigger what are you doing? no she's the one forced into cosplaying meruru
>>25381659
I didn't mean to make people self conscious, I just like the idea of cradling a tall qt in my arms and lulling him to sleepafter he's all tired out from all the butt ravaging of course
>>25381688
Well to be fair, you can be a "sissy" at any state.
But I'm using the literal term as in a small, frail, girly male.
>>25381713
Nah I'm not really bothered, she doesn't really exist.
I'd rather sneak estrogen into your food and slowly feminize and brainwash you until you only crave dick.
Then you won't even have those thoughts, will you?
>>25381413>sussex
Oh shit, oh shit!
>>25381776
where do you even get the idea of a sub lanky monkey thing? sounds weird as fuck
>>25381776
>tfw your not tall enough to have your butt ravaged by OP
Why even live? ;_;
>>25381774
Kotori a cute shit, but less shit than whoever you're posting desu
>>25381776
That's perverted Onii-chan
>>25381776
>I'd rather sneak estrogen into your food and slowly feminize and brainwash you until you only crave dick.
literally my biggest fetish, please be my bf
>>25381858
at least you're posting second best now
>>25381819
Do you really wanna know?
>>25381821
So you can convert to superior ruri, then you may die happily.
>>25381858
You only think it's perverted because it turned you on.
>>25381881
*slips virtual estrogen into your food*
Now I'll allow you to Cum.
>>25381911
tell me why, after saying I can't have choice with my toilet fetish I'm curious why yours is ok
>>25381898
Kirino is still best
>>25381911
Nope, you're a degenerate faggot, and my penis went inside me when you said it.
>>25382020
>that stupid ass open-mouthed smile
yeah no
>>25381008
Why care? Kuroneko a shit anyway.
>>25380819
I'm all those things and really love all your fetishes and the ideas you've been putting out but i'm way way too shy so good luck
also i'd want to be your neko
>>25381950
Because nobody wants toilet bowl lips around their dick, and I certainly wouldn't kiss you!
Sometimes I try not to offend, but anything to do with excrement is gross.You are a sick boy and must be trained~
>>25382020
I don't have the patience for a tsundere, besides I just wanna be friends.
>>25382106
*hugs*
I'd want you to be my neko.
>>25382136
well obviously it's not in the same session.you can't tease me like that after calling me gross, that's sicker than me
HOMOSEXUAL LUST
>>25382216hey, wanna spoon with me and watch cringeworthy moeshit on Saturday? Don't forget to brush your teeth.
>>25382319
The purest form of lust.
>>25382379
SHIT FLOWING FROM THE ANUS
HOMOSEXUALITY
>>25382379
>moeshit
>cringeworthy
fuck you yuru yuri and gochiusa are the key to my sanityI brush my teeth for 3 minutes every time, but it could go on for longer
>>25382496
I wasn't being redundant, silly. I don't think all moeshit is cringe!I was just teasing!
I'm sure no self respecting human being would Lick toilet bowls willingly anyway. :3
>>25382483
I gotta take a shower, I guess this post was a sign to call it a night.
Bye guys!
>tall
goodbye
>tfw had a wonderful night with a qt bottom and fucked his brains out twice last night
>he made me breakfast today
Any other bottoms want in? D A L L A S
>>25382900
fuck you why is everyone I meet online somwhere in texas
>>25382940
Come down here and get loved properly then.
>>25382967
texas seems scary, probably 90 percent of the men there are roided up cow herders who would fuck a cuteboi given the opportunity
>>25383036
Shh just let it happen anon. You know your boipussy would get used to it after a few hours. And after a day you'll be begging for us to never stop!
>>25383088that dick looks like an elephant trunk.
is fucking outside as exciting as it sounds? you'd need a ballgag to supress the moans though
>>25383160
A ballgag? Those aren't as cheap as a second cock to plug your mouth. You think we do this solo?
>>25383191
I'm not opposed to the idea but I would've thought a dom would wanna keep it all to themselves
>>25383264
I have to break you in first anon
>>25383316
>gets called out for being a cuck
>I-I need to break you is all
>>25380819
why can't you fags stay on your containment board? Gays can't be robots
>>25383997
Gays are far more robot than straight "robots", prove me wrong
>>25380819
>fucking love feminization
>into face sitting and worship
>...blood...?
145 lbs , 6" 1 skeleton sub here
Pleas tell me your someware in the Midwest you wifu posting fuck.
>>25384385
see here friendo
>>25382554
>>25384264
well the proof is that you are constantly talking to people you are attracted to, compared to how majority of real robots have never even talked to girls
>>25384445
Ya but he will probably be back on soon, robots never leave for long
>>25384264
>go on grindr
>lose virginity
>done
its so fucking easy to get sex as a gay guy. You fags aren't robots.
>>25384594
>call it a night
nigga he probably went to bed
>>25384651
Either means he's in another time zone , or has an absolutely fucked sleep schedule , hope its the second
Was C3P0 gay for R2-D2?
>>25380900
>tfw i want a gf like you
i share literally all of those. and im taller and skiner
but i wont like ask for your shit because there are 100s of robots wanting you right now and i dont really have any chance
...i wish i knew what it was like for people to like me
>>25384604
Have you even been on Grindr anon? Its really creepy!
>>25384733
C3P0 is gross, I'd take R2 or R4 any day
>>25384880
R2 is the cutest droid desu. 3p0 is a slut. I hate sluts.
>>25381300
Why does he have to be taller ot abuse you?
>>25385044
It's not as intimidating I guess
>>25385019
this is true
>>25385143
Stupid roastie sighh
>>25385143
>mfw 6'1
>wouldn't touch your disgusting ass with a 10 foot pole
At least you have good taste in droids, eh?
>>25385165
>roastie
>sigh
where the fuck do you think you are? why would you ever think i'm a girl?
>>25384385
Skeletons don't have blood mate
>>25385192
feelings mutual
