Is sex a meme? I honestly cannot imagine how sex would be significantly better than fapping
Fapping gives me
>a world of fetishes few clicks away, from vanilla with kisses and hugs to sickest shit
>a world of women to choose from
>a world of angles, close-ups, you can change scenes and skip through boring shit however you want
>its all about you, fap to anything you want, as much as you want, as long as you want
>when you're done, its over, move on with your life
>its all free
Sex supposedly gives you
>one girl, you're stuck with her for years unless you're Chad enough to hook up with a new one every night
>she's unlikely to be extremely beautiful, probably just meh to okay looking
>she won't do any of cool sex shit, enjoy that samey dispassionate blowjob and missionary
>you're stuck in a pov perspective, staring either at her dumb face, or her dumb back
>its never about you, she expects you to waste time on foreplay, act in specific way (rough or gentle, depending on HER preferences), she'll whine if you're too quick and she'll whine when you take too long
>and you better make her cum, otherwise she cucks you with Chad next week
>whole thing happens maybe several times a day at best
>she expects you to pay for shit, gift and court her, and generally waste money so she'll grace you with vagina
Where am I wrong?
>>27037640
Vaginal sex is over rated.
But good blow jobs and anal is GOD TIER
As a virgin of 23 I just don't believe sex exists. I'm pretty sure it's a meme normos use to troll me.
>>27037640
>sex supposedly gives you
Virgin detected
>>27037640
Get some experience, then talk, bro. Bad sex can be pretty boring but is better than the best wank, at least most of the time.
>>27037640
You're not wrong. I've fucked several prostitutes and all that goes through my head when thrusting is "I wish I stayed at home masturbating. I actually paid for this? I wish I could at least see my dick going in her pussy".
Lately I just stay at home masturbating. Instead of wasting money on their ridiculous prices.
>>27037701
Congratulations normie. you found one.
>>27037671
It's not overrated when the girl's pussy is tight and you get to experience simultaneous orgasms, it's so much better than fapping.
I do agree that blowjobs are amazing but most girls suck at it, though one of the best orgasms I ever had was cumming while getting a deepthroat BJ. Anal is just amazing, though knowing your cock is in her ass is 50% of the pleasure.
>>27037723
>I wish I could at least see my dick going in her pussy".
Then why don't you fuck her in a position where you can?
>>27037640
-females are not males
-men want to be validated, to feel relevant, meritorious, worthy
-when men feel disconnected from reality, they think of suicide
-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
-men want therefore to be validated by
--women
--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
-higher men are rare
-women are not rare
-how to be validated, to be noticed by cumdumpsters?
-women are hedonistic, which means they are egotistic and what feeds their ego is their pleasures.
-therefore, to be noticed by women, men love to try to please women
-how to please females?
-women love sex and money
-women love to love sex and money
-- therefore men give them money and sex FOR FREE
-men understand then that other men give money and sex to the same woman.
-men understand that women LOVE to have plenty of lovers
-men understand that women DESPISE poor &/or ugly men SINCE those men cannot feed her hedonism
-most men remain unvalidated, unnoticed and whine >no gf
-women compete with other to get the best men
-most women always get what they want from men, even a solid decade after their menopause. EACH girl KNOWS that, in her life, there will ALWAYS be one man more dedicated to her than to any other girl.
-women want sex, as said, but equally to be entertained outside the bedroom (which cost money)
-the goal of the girl is to get the best man who will focus on her for a very long time
-no such man exists, so she will seek men who satisfy her through sex and other men who satisfy her through comfort
-men being worms, they build various strategies to provide for women
-men being worms, they attempt to avoid passing for worms in saying ''women are sluts and useless''
the fact is that women are far smarter than worms, and worms despises this. worms will say that any other woman which is not their /true one/wife-gf/oneitis is a whore (as if it is an insult HAHAHA)
>>27037671
>>27037756
I never got anal, just seems fucking disgusting to me.
Poop comes from there, why would I want my dick anywhere near poop?
>>27037699
the funniest post I've seen in a long time
> Vaginal sex is over rated.
> But good blow jobs and anal is GOD TIER
> I do agree that blowjobs are amazing but most girls suck at it
> Anal is just amazing
In other words, gay sex > straight sex.
>>27037840
The greeks were right, shotas for everybody
>>27037775
The rectum is completely clean if she's prepared right, it's not where poop is unless you're about to shit, if it were, you'd feel like you're about to shit yourself all the time. So yeah, it's usually clean.
>>27037840
Speaking for myself, I don't find men attractive.
>>27037840
Don't listen to these faggots. Poon is the best feeling there is. Good blowjobs can also be fantastic. Anal sex is overrated, imo.
>>27037857
But it comes from there
That's fucking disgusting, why not instead stick my dick in the hole literally made and constructed for the sole purpose of taking dick right by?
>>27037798
But I'm serious. I've masturbated, I've seen porn, I've felt up girls and it felt good but I've literally never seen evidence of sex in real life. I don't know what causes pregnancy but there's no way it's something like sticking my dick into a girl crotch.
>>27037883
Hey dude bloody chunks come from the other hole
>>27037898
I'll take blood over literal shit any day of the week
>>27037909
>>27037883
Nobody forces you try it. I tried a couple of times because I wanted to know how it feels and because it's great if a girl lets you do it to her. I didn't enjoy it too much. It also takes way too long to prepare for it. Maybe that's one advantage small-dicked anons have over the competition.
>>27037898
I'm with the other anon. Buttsex is the only way for a healthy man to get a UTI.
>>27037898
>Blood
>essence of life
>excellent lubricant
>Shit
>a bunch of organic waste
>stinky
>unhygienic
Blood is GOAT among body fluids
why do girls find male virgins so pathetic?
So I think the next natural step in the progression of this thread is an important question.
What would you rather fuck?
A shitty asshole
Or
A bloody cunt
>>27037962
They don't necessarily.
>>27037965
How is that even a question? I've fucked several girls on their period.
There's a difference in sensation between wanking and sex. More comparable would probably be using a fleshlight vs having sex, provided the claimed sensation of a fleshlight is true.
Other than that, provided you have sex with someone you have some connection with, there's a sense of intimacy and connection that comes with the physical contact and such.
>>27037713
>Bad sex can be pretty boring but is better than the best wank, at least most of the time.
I wholeheartedly disagree. As someone who has almost only had bad sex before, I personally find even a quick wank much better than bad sex; bad sex pales in comparison to the kind of wank where you take your time and enjoy the ride.
In addition even a quick wank leaves me no worse off than I as before that, and a good wank adds a longer lasting sense of satisfaction; bad sex left me feeling like crap, feeling like a failure and causing serious self-doubt and insecurity about whether or not something's wrong with me (disregarding the fact it was due to an issue on her part, took me years after the relationship to finally accept that might be a somewhat valid explanation), every single time.
>>27037757
What position would that be?
> missionary
I'm too over her to see my dick.
> doggy
Her huge buttcheeks cover up my entire weenie, same with reverse cowgirl
> cowgirl
she just leans over me because she's "tired"
other positions are just awkward to even do
I even tried putting a camera near my balls while she was riding me but holy shit my balls are ugly as fuck and that was a turn off
>>27037699
I saw a similar post on here once and I brought it up all the time with my friends, going as far as to tell the one non-virgin in our group that he was lying.
Like, come on, could you really think of a series of events that would end in you putting your penis inside of a vagina? It's a weird thing to even think about, let alone put into practice.
>>27037962
because something is innately wrong with you if you're a virgin past a certain age
>>27037980
>girls not finding virgins to be the saddest most pathetic thing ever
women despise unsuccessful men and nothing is more unsuccessful than a man who has never had sex over the age of 20.
Unless by choice of course but i'm talking about the average robot
>>27038018
Start out in missionary and raise your upper body. Put both or one of her legs on your shoulder or simply spread them to your liking. There are countless possibilities.
>are grapes a meme?
>i bet they are sour!
i think its funny that psychologists believe porn ruins young men because when you hear those young men speak who never go outside, you know they were retarded from the beginning. it could have been church or some military dude or a car salesman. they were always going to be ruined. even most retards still manage to have sex though. anyway, if everyones happy, why should this be a problem? the answer to your question is that there's no comparison between sex and masturbating. you clearly post on social media so you might have an idea why there is a function for being with another person rather than blogging to yourself about how pathetic you are.
>>27038001
Sounds like our mentalities are very different mate. Everytime I had bad sex it was because the girl was a dead fish in bed or because of something else on her part. So the worst case scenario was me doing whatever I wanted to do with a cutie. There are worse things than that.
>>27038155
What the fuck did i just read? This is one of the most retarded posts i have ever seen.
>>27038073
I will bet that there is also a reaction your body gets from the constant stress of hormones telling you to fuck with no fulfillment. There is something seriously wrong with a lot of people who don't remain virgins, but you can tell who is an adult virgin from the moment they open their mouths or from how they walk.
>>27038180
why don't you just write to yourself then?
>>27038121
Already did that, can't see shit Capitan.
Sex fucking sucks and you're a normie for trying to promote it.
>>27038159
Yeah, I think it's a difference in mentality. My bad sex moments were with a reluctant dead fish in bed as well, and honestly it turned me off to the point most of the time I simple stopped halfway and didn't go to climax because she obviously didn't like it. I prefered fapping because I knew my hand didn't mind it at all and there's no sense of questionable consent with my hand.
>>27037671
Anal is nothing special faggot. And blowjobs are minorly better than vag since only 1/50 girls gives a decent one.
>>27038188
True that, adult virgins are always so childlike, women can sense that shit from a mile away.
male virgins over 20 are always so creepy
>>27038188
>but you can tell who is an adult virgin from the moment they open their mouths or from how they walk
This is simply incorrect. I'm a 23 year old virgin and I act more confident than many guys I know. I'm also fit, academically successful, and musically talented.
>>27038234
damn you even type like a virgin
>>27037640
Some things are just better when you do them with other people.
>one girl, you're stuck with her for years unless you're Chad enough to hook up with a new one every night
Why is it one extreme or the other in your autistic mind? Most people have a mix of relationships and one night stands
>she's unlikely to be extremely beautiful, probably just meh to okay looking
I feel better about myself fucking a 'meh' girl than jacking it to some dude fucking a hot girl
>she won't do any of cool sex shit, enjoy that samey dispassionate blowjob and missionary
clueless virgin
>you're stuck in a pov perspective, staring either at her dumb face, or her dumb back
I don't care about your austistic preferences.
>its never about you, she expects you to waste time on foreplay, act in specific way (rough or gentle, depending on HER preferences), she'll whine if you're too quick and she'll whine when you take too long
That's a pretty broad generalisation coming from a dude with no experience with women.
>and you better make her cum, otherwise she cucks you with Chad next week
Not necessarily true, but easily solvable by making her cum.
>whole thing happens maybe several times a day at best
and fapping doesn't?
>she expects you to pay for shit, gift and court her, and generally waste money so she'll grace you with vagina
I fucked a random girl last Friday. I didn't even have to buy her a drink.
>>27038196
wow you are an actual retard
does it hurt to live when you are so stupid?
>>27038203
>she obviously didn't like it
That might be the difference here. My dead fish was reluctant to do anything other than lie there but at least they couldn't get enough of the dick.
>>27038290
>autism
good answer
>>27038198
Either you're expecting a view that is physically impossible, or you are doing something very, very wrong then.
>>27038287
>you're stuck in a pov perspective, staring either at her dumb face, or her dumb back
> I don't care about your austistic preferences.
Great comeback brother you sure showed him.
>>27038343
> or you are doing something very, very wrong
Yeah, paying for something I clearly can't enjoy but keep doing in hopes it will get better one day.
>>27038309
That's a huge difference indeed. This dead fish was the kind who claimed hating sex from time to time, but then occasionally mentioned trying it again to see if it would be better this time. Basically she had this mental block that made her dislike sex (overthinking, never relaxing, needing complete control over her body while with sex you generally kind of give some control away to one another) but occasionally (think once every half year) she felt ballsy enough to try anything past foreplay and then quickly during sex decided she still hated it.All the while I figured it was something about me that made it that way, it took a long time to stop considering myself physically repulsive because of it, making it incomprehensible for me when people claimed some women were interested in me after her.
Hence why I find wanking a lot more enjoyable then what I have experienced as bad sex. "bad" probably doesn't even cut it though.
>tfw have a 23 year old virgin friend who just acts like he's not interested in women and never talks to them
it's so fucking sad and all the girls find him so creepy because he won't even look at them in the eyes and only speaks to girls when they ask him something.
They honestly think any day now he's going to go nuts and rape one of them
don't forget how guilty you're supposed to feel for being attracted to women and how risky it is to have a verifiable sexual fluid exchange with one.
>>27038386
I won't lie to you. The first maybe half a dozen times I slept with a girl were pretty underwhelming, imo. It took me some time to truly enjoy it. Also, you are more compatible with some girls than with others. I don't know how it is with professionals, if they let you feel that it is just a job for them etc.
>>27038364
>ignoring the rest of the post because the truth hurts.
It must be a shitty feeling to know that you're not attractive enough for a woman to have sex with you
>>27037640
The most important feature of sex is having another person actually having sex with you. I know this is depressing as shit to any robot, but it's not about the pleasure but desiring that someone desires you. This is intrinsically human. Read a book you moron.
>>27038415
Holy shit dude, no wonder you prefer wanking. And here I was thinking that girls who didn't like giving bjs, or girls who always wanted to dim the lights were boring and frigid.
>>27038437
it helps that even if I was attractive i'd still be autistic as fuck and destroy any relationship i'd ever have
>>27038421
hahah us normie feels xD better make friends him with! he might shoot up your school! lol
>>27038500
why do you guys like creeping out girls so much?
>>27037640
Por que no los dos?
Original please
>>27038287
> most people have one night stands
No they don't though. You and your inbred kin might shag each other when the sheep escape, but literally nobody else does.
>>27038427
> professionals
Not gonna lie, my two worst times one the bitch was in such a fucking rush to fuck her next client she literally ran to the toilet the millisecond I started cumming. Second the bitch was nagging and hassling about why I couldn't get it up, close to calling me an impotent little shit.
I'm assuming it's a little better when there's some kind of emotional involvement (spoken like a true woman) but it would be 10x worse if it goes badly when you have to stick to her afterwards. At least if it goes bad with a whore you never contact her again and it's as if nothing ever happened (aside from the huge crater in your wallet).
Got sick of seeing all the interracial shit being suggested by porn sites
its being ran by conniving kikes
>>27038421
I'm not a virgin and I act this way
Its not like I'm nervous or anxious, I just fucking hate everyone man
>>27038529
> people don't have one night stands
you poor naive sob
that cute girl you eyed one time? pumped and dumped by chad
>>27037640
what you fail to understand about normalshits is they do everything for status and getting laid gives you bragging rights
sex doesnt exist and no one cant prove me otherwise
>>27038569
> projecting this much
> girls
> not women
I don't eye little girls Ahmed, in the West, we tend to fuck people of legal age instead of kiddies like you.
>>27038581
>getting laid gives you bragging rights
It can. But sometimes you just want to keep it to yourself if you had to much to drink and ended up in bed with some uggo/weirdo.
>>27038474
But hey, trying to look on the bright side, if I'll ever manage to find a woman who's very clear and active in her sexual interest in me (which I'll need to offset past experience and conditioning of no longer desiring sex I taught myself to "survive" that past relationship), even a woman who wouldn't want to give bjs and always want the lights off will be great already instead of boring/frigid.I'm currently interested in a woman and she in me, I'm slow in progressing things altogether but I hope that if it ends up something potentially serious, I won't fuck it up by not actually going for sex when that's expected/desired. Nearing the end of past relationship I no longer could go for sex even when my ex offered trying again; I'm a bit concerned that will fuck my chances up with this woman. Oh well, one way to find out.
>>27038529
http://www.livescience.com/2678-realities-night-stands-revealed.html
According to a study in England more than half of people do.
>>27037640
I've never had sex BUT the thing that appeals to me is the connection you get with the other person. A deep and intimate experience.
You can't get that from your hand. Besides, you don't have to stop fapping when you eventually revoke your v-card.
>>27038642
> live science
> clickbait site akin to Gawker
Can I show you an Onion article. I promise it's totally legit.
sex is terrible, nothing but unnecessary stress. and you're supposed to feel grateful and guilty that someone is giving it to you. no thanks.
>>27038629
Hopefully, things will work out for you, with the current girl or the next. If the girl you're seeing now is cool and you are willing to let your guard down, you can talk to her about it. I mean not all of it but explain to her that you want to wait a little loger etc. I have a close female friend who met a guy and he asked her to take things slowly. She was really confused because she didn't expect that a guy would ask for this but she actually waited until he felt comfortable and didn't jump on the next dick immediately. But I could also see honesty like that backfire.
>>27038669
if you took two seconds to read the article, you'd see that the article was based on a study published in a peer-reviewed academic journal of the same year, you mongoloid
>>27037965
I've eaten out my girl on her period.
I've never licked her asshole even straight out the shower.
>>27038821
>I've never licked her asshole even straight out the shower.
>not rimming your gf
Why are you staying with her if you don't even love her?
>>27038839
he must be saving his appetite for the even more poorly-wiped anus of his secret girlfriend whom he REALLY loves.
>>27038839
I fingered her butt once while fucking. She loved it and wants me to do that every time now.
The SECOND I cum I feel disgusted and instantly run to the bathroom to clean my hands.
I don't get this feeling if I only licked her bloody vag.
>>27038860
hahaha i bet you think your hands are clean enough for normal use too. i bet you live in blissful ignorance of the cache of female feces particles you keep under your fingernails to distribute throughout the day on everything you touch and eat.
>>27038760
Thanks Anon, I hope so too.
There's something about this woman, something about her personality that intrigues me. We have a surprising amount of traits and preferences in common already, to boot. From conversations we had and such, I think she's the kind of person who'd be willing to take things slower if needed. I should try and get past my general passive nature though, but I'm working on that.
I hope you'll find a woman with whom the sex will be good (if you haven't already), and a relationship altogether if that's what you're interested in / aiming for as well.
>>27037640
thats is one of the most 'virgin'-est posts I have ever read, you can tell that you never actually slept with a woman from every single con point you made, its pitiful
>>27038896
>implying I dont dip my fingers in boiling water after leaving the bathroom
Anon I scratch my balls, sniff it, then eat a sandwich, knowing full well my balls were touching shit and now my sandwich is by proxy. The thought of shit doesn't disgust me necessarily, but sticking my tongue into the shit center of the body isn't something I can do mentally.
>>27038947
>isn't something I can do mentally
really? you already do it sandwichly.
>>27038966
But the sandwich isn't creating more shit with every passing moment.
I'll take Poop for 800, Alex.
>The answer is... our Video Daily Double. How much would you like to wager?
I'll wager $2,000.
>[video starts]Bill Nye here, and I am holding in my hands exactly 5 pounds of human feces.
I'm going to say... How much of his girlfriend's feces does >>27038947 ingest in a week?
>That is correct. [applause]
I'll take Poop for $1,000.
>The answer is 10% sandwich, 90% feces. Yes, Greg.
What is the percent composition of everything >>27038947 eats that he considers to be a sandwich?
>That is correct, and Greg you've now pulled into the lead. Trailing you by $400 is Betsy-Ann, and trailing her by $3,000 is >>27038947's girlfriend. And trailing her is a trail of blood and feces around the stage because >>27038947's unclipped fingernails have ripped her sphincter to shreds. We'll be right back.
>>27039219
Somebody actually took the time out of his day to type this.
>>27039322
fuck you, jeopardy makes their transcripts available online now. i copy-pasted it from last night's episode, took like 10 seconds. i remember watching it and i thought it was pertinent to the conversation. don't be an asshole.
>>27038739
no. Yikes. Sex is supposed to be an expression of your affection.
>>27039219
>autism
And I already know I'm eating her shit.
It's just a mental block that won't let me lick her asshole.
>>27039350
Getting this assblasted at an anonymous opinion
>>27039361
i tried to make it that but apparently that makes you a faggot now. it's just a tough guy competition, and the penalty for losing is everyone gets to know how pathetic you are at sex.
>>27038739
>guilty
Only time I felt somewhat guilty is when I found out that my fwb actually had been in a long-distance relationship with some poor guy.
>>27037640
it's not an AUT AUT bro-ot
>>27037671
>anal is better than vaginal
Found the faggot
>>27039395
>>27039386
you both need to consider that maybe i'm here and doing this because i like to talk about poop. maybe i do not care at all about >>27039386 fingering his girl's butt other than it gives me a platform to talk about doo doo. >>27039395 especially, i don't know why you think jeopardy legitimately had an episode last night where one of the categories was "poop," and all of the questions centered around a person eating his girlfriend's poop, and that person was only identified by the ID number of a post he would make here the following day, and his girlfriend was one of the contestants, and she was only identified by her association with the anonymous man who made a post here the following day. and bill nye held feces in his hands. and a contestant was allowed to leave a trail of blood and feces that remained uncleaned across the stage. and alex trebek remarked on the trail as if it were totally normal. your position is that this all occurred on jeopardy last night.
>>27039529
>actually watching Jeopardy in order to tell
You think I'm some sort of nerdy queer?
Ahaha that's some top kek pleb right there.
>she won't do any of cool sex shit, enjoy that samey dispassionate blowjob and missionary
Depends if you banging this shy/unexperimented chick.
>she expects you to pay for shit, gift and court her, and generally waste money so she'll grace you with vagina.
That's just staight up no. You just gotta be smart enough not to pay a big amount just to get laid w/ her.
Cmon duderino
>>27037640
Because mentally the difference is sex is like a two player game. Sure a single player game is fun, but nothings better than a really good 2 player game.
Now as to why sex is better physically. A vagina is warm, moist, and applies pressure to the entire dick. Now your hand can apply greater pressure to stimulate where you want more immediately, but it doesnt compare. Reference would be eating something sweet. Things that are too sweet are mainly for kids. A vagina is like the perfect amount of pressure to stimulate the penis to maximum pleasure overall. You dont get the same build up from your hand. It feels like you are ejaculating with your entire penis rather than a few key points spasming. The orgasm is more resonating than when you use your hand though you can force deeper pleasure in certain spots if you squeeze tight.
You get a pair of boobs to play with. Instead of just being visually stimulated, you can grab her ass and kiss her. She will respond to the things you do.
>>27039650
hey, if it walks like a nerdy queer and quacks like a nerdy queer...
>>27039674
quack quack
>>27039674
quack quack nigger
>>27039674
quackity queer quack
>>27039691
fraud
>>27039742
major fraud
>>27039759
only authentic nerdy queer quack
>>27039674
nerdy queer quack
>white women
Not even once
>>27039777
quackity queer quack quack!
>>27039785
>right would look so much better if she left her face alone to let the acne from excessive makeup clear up
Why do they do this?
>>27039823
If she picked a hairstyle that complimented her face right would be really cute. The spot on her chin bothers me but I could get over that. The left is bad no matter how you look at it.
>>27037857
That never is the case unless she is your girlfriend and you have done it several times already.
I've gotten POOPDICKED by many whores on OKC and tinder and it does not feel good. I actually puked on her back when I pulled out and saw some corn on my cock
>>27037775
It really is tighter. One time I got to do it after I got going I came in less than a minute and I usually last 15 on the vag. Can second, I love me some sex but I'd rather get some head.
>>27037764
>-when men feel disconnected from reality, they think of suicide
You're assuming that sex/women are the only way to connect to reality. Socializing is not limited to male-female interaction. In fact most interaction is homosocial.
>-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
You contradicted yourself just a few lines down you dildo:
>>-men want therefore to be validated by
>>--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
>>-higher men are rare
No they aren't. Every well adjusted man has friends whom he respects and whose respect is validates him.
>-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
False. Men can be validated intrinsically by their work, hobbies and volunteer activities. Men can be validated extrinsically by their relationships with each other.
The rest is just excuse making for the subservient male behaviour often found in men who put women on a pedestal. These men have no sense of their own masculine worth, few if any male friends, unsatisfying jobs.
>>27040029
tight stresses me out. it feels really uncomfortable to put my dick into something tight because it feels like the skin on my dick head is pulling back and might rip. is that weird? keep in mind i've never actually put it in anything tight but i feel like this would happen if i did.
>>27040060
Do you have phimosis?
>>27040410
i don't even have a foreskin. it got "misplaced" when i was younger.
>>27039951
top fucking kek my friend
>>27038421
this is ridicoulous..So if you look at them(and you are not chad) they are like: "eww crepy" but if you don't look at them it's the fucking same??? And then they ask why women were segregated in he past...now i understand muslims...
>>27037640
sex is only good because of your bodily response to the proximity of another human being. Hormones/pheramones do some crazy shit, it's hard to imagine if you haven't been there
>>27038653
exactly...But don't tell that too loud or retarded normies will tell you : "hurr durr lol you just want sex like everyone else but you can't have it so you are not a nice guy"
>>27040520
I guess you got a very tight cut. Plenty of lube may help.
Just took GFs virility yesterday
It was a little annoying at first cause of the whole "anon it hurts" thing like come on let me fuck you already
Super tight though, nice ass smacking in prone bone
>>27041492
did you rip out her testicles
>>27037640
>prefers watching other men fuck women
We have a word for you
don't fall for the mastrubation is better than sex meme. Good sex is as good as drugs and it's not even harmful.
>>27038343
Or he's a landwhale or has a short dick. Either way he's fucked.
Do not fall for the vaginal jew
>>27037671
Not overrated at all. Especially when you're both clean and can go bareback. Holy shit she is grabbing your dick with her insides when it's good.
>>27044014
How is it compared to a hand or a lubed hand?
>>27044014
My hand can grip tighter than any pussy.
>>27040047
you fell for the pasta
>>27037640
The problem with sex is that it's another factor into a relationship where it can cause you to get tired of her. First and only girlfriend held out on crazy stuff, killed the passion, because she wanted more commitment, if a women starts using sex to control you, it loses a huge chunk of respect from the act since it should be reciprocal territory, but really as a biological consideration it's male dominated territory.
>>27038234
Experience shows, that's why women are attracted to fit guys, because the experience of working out shows on their body, and no I'm not talking about eating like a vegetarian to have the body of a stick. Manliness shows in the lines of your face, by the force of your voice, the fact you can exercise that treatment on the people surrounding you shows what kind of man you are. Yes, you also need to be able to cultivate friendships, and this shows desirability from women how you take the the lead, whether flamboyant, sensible or headstrong.
Normie life really feels like you keep on the poker face till it becomes a part of you, most robots embraced their weaknesses but still swayed by it due to lack of coping experience, it takes a few breakdowns to gain control over it, but those trials are self inflicted hurdles, the world throws a lot of shit, and people lose their sense of value and priorities in society.
Robots understand the basic needs at least, and though dependant I feel are better off.
Shelter, Food, Health, Entertainment 'Joy', then it extends to family, the problem is human beings are such shits that creating strong bonds requires luck.
>>27037723
>not telling the prostitute to "dirty talk about all of the niggers you've fucked and how proud your dad is"
orgasms are mostly psychological
>>27037885
How do you think you were born, you fucking idiot?
>>27038458
Seconding this. The greatest pleasure when it comes to sex is the fact that some other human accepted/validated you as worthy person and (in best case scenario where you love each other) both are trying to make each other feel good instead of selfishly prioritize yourself which you do when you masturbate or are fucking a hooker.
ITT: mega virgins
>>27037885
You poor, poor thing. I truly do feel bad for you.
Its not any better. Just fap, takes 3 mins then you get on with your day. Should be more then enough unless you've got some kind of problem.
>>27037640
>Is sex a meme?
I come to /r9k/ for the first god damn time after hearing all the stories from other boards, but god dammit guys this is where you get your reputation
>>27037885
Guess all that porn is just really good CGI, right?
>>27037640
Prolly underage but yea the best part about sex is the other person
