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/britfeel/ i just started work and i already want to go home edition
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Also weebs out.

You're worse than yanks
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I'm at home and I want to die
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Why do you need a general specifically for your shitty fucking inbred island?

I hope it sinks into the ocean
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Morning lads. Sleep well?
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>>27033609
Because of the reasons you have given. /britfeel/ is a feel no one else knows, it's like a different planet.
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>three pints last night
>hungover

>shot whisky to blackout on my couch
>no hangover

The fuck is that about?
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>>27033609
Because yank problems are totally different to brit problems. These threads are for general feels stemming from the distinct personality defects of British people.

We don't need to worry about getting shot every day or being late for work because some black people got upset.

We need advice on takeaways and the distinct breed of roasties known as slags. We need to talk about getting bennies and how smelly pakis are.

More specifically we don't want to have to hear yankeedoodle problems.

Fuck off pedro
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rip in peace based george martin
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>>27033572
>posts weeb girl
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>>27033690
>check
>he's still alive

Fuck off lad, he's goint to finish ASoIaF before the fat fuck croaks
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>>27033713
made me kek
but no not grum, the beatle
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Not a single waifu post so far. feelsgoodman

>>27033713

I just frantically checked as well, fucking shit myself when I read that.
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>tfw wank to puke/scat porn
Go hard or go home 2bh
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>tfw no hannah gf

tfw no hannah gf
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QUEEN BACKS BREXIT

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/08/happy-and-glorious-queen-elizabeth-ii-backs-britain-leaving-the-european-union/
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>>27033935
>normie thinks he's a rebel

cute
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>>27033945
>The Sun

Well that's all the quality journalism I need to believe that story,
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>>27033945
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35760912

I'm pretty sure they still hang people fro breaching Privy Council secrecy. So if it did happen, someone is seriously fucked.
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>>27033945
Probably bullshit. They'll be trying to stir up the patriotic retards and hope it gets swept under the carpet before it's disproven
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>>27033945

>Brietbart
>The Sun

it's like a misrepresentation and bullshit tag team
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>have some weird cold/lethargy virus
>was bedridden and sleeping for 16 hours, still feel a bit weak now
>both legs are aching and can barely walk
>no food
>company fucked up my taxes/paycheck, only 10quid on me to last till friday 12:01am then I get 2grand and live the easy life

I don't think I have it in me to take a shower and go to the city centre to buy some meat and vegetables lads.

I'd rather just starve than eat garbage like ramen or w/e I have in the cabinet.
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>>27034166
>10quid on me to last till friday

Get some pot noodles lad
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>>27034166
Buy soup and a multivitamin, sorted
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>>27034363
>>27034370
Hes saying he doesnt want to get up and shower etc
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>grandfather says I don't eat enough
>says I'm starving myself
>thinks you need 3 huge meals a day
>doesn't realise different people sustain themselves on different amounts of food
>eat when I'm hungry
>comes into kitchen yesterday
>chopping up some apples to feed to some worms that my lizard eats
>says its me that needs feeding
>asks me if I'm anorexic
>mfw I'm 6ft 170lb
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>be a foreign student
>come to scotland expecting gorgeous redheads everywhere
>turns out everyone are ugly as shit
>slags use way too much makeup, dress sluttily and are just generally awful

i miss my home country. At least there I could swipe right on tinder more than once every 100 girls. How do you brits deal with the fact that your womenfolk are absolutely shit tier?
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>>27034363

>carbs carbs carbs 0 nutrition

no, i already have 4 packets in my cabinet, that shit + being sick = lose 5 years of gains.
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>>27034391
Lower standards

>>27034389
Eat a fucking steak you faggot, stop upsetting your granddad
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>>27033945
>Kikebait
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>>27034391

Beats me mate, where are you from?

I live in Aberdeen and I remember the first time I went to Latvia. I didn't think we had it so bad until I saw the women in Riga.
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>>27034391
Go home you foreign bastard.
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>>27034417
Oh wow mate I'm in Aberdeen as well.

I don't think latvian girls are bad. The ones that I've met have been pretty cute.
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>>27034402
Don't get cheeky, mate. Do you wanna fucking go or what?
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>>27034434

No I mean the girls there were unbelievable. The most attractive girls I know would be munters in Latvia.
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>>27034392
Starving will take away more gainz

Running a calorie deficit has lost me gainz.
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>>27034459
Ohh yeah, my mistake. But yeah, I've travelled a lot and there is just something wrong with British girls. I feel bad for you guys, you have no idea what it's like to live in a country where a majority of women are actually attractive.
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anything I could drink or eat to get me out from this mood? I feel so lethargic, downbeat and shit, I can't move my head that fast right now either or I feel sick
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>>27033942
Why is Hannah still popular?
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>>27034391
>goes to Scotland in hopes of finding beautiful red heads
>disgusted when all he gets are alcoholic slags with dyed black hair and fake tan

I've only ever known one beautiful red head and she's English and a cunt.
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>>27034505
Red bull
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>>27034496
We have some nice girls, but the thing with those girls is because they're a minority they think they're goddesses and expect to be treat accordingly, whereas in other countries they would just be average.

But yeah, we have a ton of mongs, and anyone who denies that is either blind or lying.
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>>27034540
Surely Red Bull would just make me throw up given that I'm feeling like shit mentally and physically?
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>nice comfy, rainy day
>day off work
>have to leave house for a work meeting later

FUCKING FUCK
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>>27034546
I agree with you mate. If you're lucky they'll look decent with makeup but the average here is far from godess level.

Then again im not that great looking but even girls that should be on my level write me off.

I think this video gives a good explanation of why women are dickheads https://youtu.be/J1imXIDBOdo
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Reminder that you are not supposed to wash shower gel off.
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>expecting a delivery
>spend morning sitting in porch with laptop to make sure I don't miss it
>all he brought was a red card telling me to go to the post office tomorrow
>he apologises and explains that he's unable to carry parcles on his bike because they would all be too heavy
>it's a 40 minute walk to the post office and back for an awkwardly large parcel

FUCK
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you do all realise that we'll be staying in the EU right? Think about it:

>Remain supporters literally have nothing to say because their argument is to keep everything as it is
>Leave supporters have to be loud and obnoxious to prove their point

The silent majority always wins desu
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>watching jeremy kyle
>one of the contestants says he is EDL

This redpilled guy doesn't seem that smart to me...
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>>27034618

Go to the papers lad, they'll lap that shit up
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>>27034613
What are you talking about?

original post
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>>27034647
ringing the daily mail now
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>>27034618
>not getting mummy to drive you down
>not getting a shitty chinky on the way home
>being cucked by the postieman
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>>27034653

Ignore him, he's trying to force his shitty maymay
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reminder every one that i am black and have a small willy
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>>27034634

Pretty much. I took a long time to look through everything, and remaining is what's best for my family due to the business trading in the EU and a few other things. I don't see any need to argue with people about it, everyone is entitled to their opinion, so i'm just going to keep out of the debate and go vote on the day.

Also the odds are 1/3 stay and 9/4 leave.
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I'm working outdoors with me dad today, bare sick of the rain already like.
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>>27034639
EDL arn't redpilled. I wouldn't even call /pol/ red pilled. Can't exactly be redpilled when you chat as much bollocks as they do
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>>27034613
Wat?

bloxutyblox
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I am loving the lack of weebs and waifu's this morning
good lads
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>>27034653
>>27034684
Its a gimmick, ignore it. They still managed to get it wrong, it's supposed to be Lynx shower gel.
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QUEEN U-TURN ON REFERENDUM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35760912
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>>27034671

To be honest, I've not really looked at the arguments in huge detail, but it seems to me that the leave party are pushing on scaremongering and vague promises about how great things might be if we leave. It just screams "we don't really know what's going to happen" to me.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35759590

FUCK OFF SCOTLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck do we still have stupid sunday trading laws.
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cat hair is fucking everywhere, it hasn't even been up here in years what is this shit
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>>27034725

That's what's hard about it, nobody is really sure what will happen if we leave, but the referendum has hurt the country a bit with the currency and whatnot. I imagine if we leave Europe will be utter cunts to us, just to scare the others into not trying the same, like they did with Greece and their debts.
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>>27034739

Can't you wait a day to buy your pringles, you fat blob?
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>>27034725
Of course we don't know, we haven't been independent since the 70s. that's why its an adventure. Don't you want to be an adventurer?
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>>27034755

Not really, no. I like things as they are.
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Ausfag here, my prison sentence is over and I'm coming back to the motherland. Am I making a mistake?
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>>27034761
Why are you so scared of letting Europe go?If you like the EU so much, why haven't you moved to the mainland under free travel?
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>>27034613
Your going to confuse all the auspastics.
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>>27034694
Thread is up for a hour not a single waifu posted this is a sign today will be a good day. Half day at dead end call center job today might get new trainers and a haircut also got that good imported weed loving life.

>tfw no muslim PURE gf
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>>27034770

Can't speak French lad.

Also, you're doing a really good impression of a leaver.
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>>27034739
Because we aren't all NEETS like you you pathetic hambeast, I bet you're fat and smelly.
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>>27034618
I sympathise as long as its not some anime waifu bollocks.
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>>27034739

>i want people to work on the day of rest

boooooooo
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>>27034694
but Boss Nass is my waifu
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>>27033771
>>27034694
>>27034777
>>27034790
>>27034797
Waifus mentioned

Post waifus lads
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>>27034766
Fucking hell yes. The government is just as shit and the bars are shutting down by the 100s. You'll have nowhere to work
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>>27034739
Scottish people are so petulant.

>>27034766
Yes we have TV programmes dedicated to how much people your life could be in Australia.
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>>27034854
Why haven't the mods fucked you for spam yet?
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>>27034854
People like you need to get deported
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>>27034854
Posted~
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>>27034857
>>27034878

But aren't Euro girls meant to see me as Chad because of my accent?

All the easy girls within travelling distance of here are stinky Asian gold diggers
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>>27034974

>euro girls
>coming to England

You are in for a very fat, inbred disappointment that thinks it's a 10/10.
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>>27034974
>coming to britain for the girls
KEK
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>>27034695
That guy who said shower gel was making his skin itch?
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>>27033609
Everywhere we go, we must set up a colony. The same rules apply online.

You should know this by now you smelly foreigner.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVvOHdBjAuk
>65k as a teacher

How realistic is this?
Also can I just do the year 'training' for the 30k without any obligation to take a teaching job?
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>>27034986
>>27034994
Sounds like here.

At least I can use Britain as a home base for jumping over to the mainland for potential waifus r-right lads?
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>>27034986
>You are in for a very fat, inbred disappointment that thinks it's a 10/10.

This is the truth
See >>27034391
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>>27035028
No. The euros hate is cuz they aint us
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>>27034854
they love the waifuposting really, or they wouldn't all be talking about it whenever its not there
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>>27035022
65k is if you're the SMT / headteacher of a top rated London school. Very unlikely for someone trying to scam the system on 4chan on a weekday
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>>27035179
ok I will just claim my 30k for starting the training
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>>27033675
You're drinking shitty beer full of chemicals or other some such shit

Drink German beer for no hangover, German purity laws mean they can't call it beer if it doesn't consist of just 4 ingredients (yeast, hops, barley and water)
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>>27034739
Sunday trading laws make zero sense. It's the stupidest fucking thing ever.

I would say open when you like. It's retarded that the mini Tesco by me is open but the larger one shut.

It would create lots more jobs.
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>tfw off work sick because you think you have stomach cancer

Well it was shit while it lasted bye guys
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>>27035283
It only benefits big business and the only jobs it would generate would be 0 hour contracts which are absolutely shite for the person who works under one
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>>27035304
It doesn't only benefit big business, it benefits anyone who wants to go shopping on a fucking sunday.
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>>27035311
Those people are against this country's Christian values and part of the problem with Islam taking over
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>>27035304
I have to work on a Sunday in a fucking factory, nurses have to work, it's the 21St century it's so backwards it's untrue. Days in the week are literally just different names nowadays.
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>>27035317
Fuck off with any religion
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>>27035327
You don't provide an essential service so you should have Sundays off, strike and make the factory owner give you all Sundays off

>>27035336
It's that kind of attitude that allowed Islam to build up such a strong base in this country gangs of pakis could rape with impunity
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>>27035327
And I know nurses work Sundays, I'm a psychiatric nurse
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>>27035367

What if the factory makes essential medical supplies?
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>>27035386
Step up production on the other 6 days
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>>27035367
You are a fuckin retard who has never worked a day in their life
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>>27035432
I work in a high secure hospital m8
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someone posted this in the last thread. I really need source lads
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>>27035569
>>27035569
>>27035569
forgot webm
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>>27035599
exploited college girls jennifer
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>>27035599
Anyone else watch this thinking she was going to take her bra off and her tits were going to fall beneath her belly button.
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>price of uni accomodation

since when did rooms cost up to 170 a week what a joke
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Got a job interview at 3 but really don't want to leave my house today
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shit weather all day
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>>27035327
>>27035311
>>27035304
>>27035283
As someone who used to work in a supemarket, I would have hated it if I had to do a full shift on Sundays. I knew I'd always have a short day on Sundays and it made Sunday special. So from the perspective of the workers I think it would be a very harsh thing to do.

On the other hand, part of me thinks all trade laws should be abolished. I lived in Portugal for awhile and all shops would be open late every day of the week. In the shopping malls shops would all be open until midnight 7 days a week, not just supermarkets but clothes shops, games shops, everything. This was really cool and is part of the reason for the more 'laid back' culture people talk about in Europe. You don't have to rush to do anything because you have literally all night to get anything you need to do done.

The pubs and bars there also open til 3am and have live music all night, but that is mainly to do with the fact Europeans aren't violent alcoholics like us.
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>tfw the doctors prescribed you 60 mg dihyrdacodeine and 75 mg pregablin and 10 mg valium for pain

I don't want to kill myself anymore guys
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>>27035767
I don't know your reason for not wanting to leave, but I'm sure you know that you should. Good luck with your job interview.
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>>27035286
Why do you think that mate? And look on the bright side at least if you die you won't have to be a wageslave anymore.
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>>27035838
Everything being open until 12 am everyday is pretty shitty for the workers if they don't have shift changes
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>>27035856
They're Portuguese mate they're just happy to have a job.
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They stopped my jsa cause I apparently didn't send them an annual verification form. I literally sent it twice. They stopped my money mid February and never told me. Good guys.
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>>27035855
I've been feeling nauseous constantly for about 3 months now and the 2 separate course of treatment I've been on haven't worked, I think my time is up
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>>27035892
Probably just trapped gas mate.
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>>27035891
Blow up a job centre
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>>27035286
Fucking hell lad. I have a close family memer with cancer.

They might be able to replace your stomach with a pigs stomach to fight the cancer

You should kick off until you get referred to the Christies nhs trust in Manchester. They're the best in the country. There's another good one in london but i don't know the name of it

Good look anon
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>>27035871
It's still pretty shitty for the workers
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>>27034974
Nah lads from England are notorious when they travel to Europe. Just ask anyone and it will show our reputation.
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>>27034854
Waifu posted

Oc man
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>>27035933
I'm sorry you have a family member with cancer anon I hope they pull through, unless you don't like them in which case bye bye

I'm not sure if I have it yet but I'm not hopeful, anytime I've actually been sick it's looked like coffee grounds which normally means blood in the stomach
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>>27035844
Why would they do this?

I call bullshit either that or your doctors a retard
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>>27035933

>a close family memer
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>>27035943

If you're a pissed up LAD going around with his gaggle of H&M / topman in season wear then yes you're the reason the rest of europe dislikes british tourists.

If you're relatively well dressed, composed and understanding of the fact being a tourist doesn't give you an excuse to be an idiot just an extra level of forgiveness, you'll find people are very interested in you.
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>>27035960
Because I have nerve damage senpaichi
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I think my penis is very impressive.
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>>27035911
I fucking will lad. Allah Ackbar my friend.
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>>27035977
Yeah I know lad. Just clarified that people wouldn't be into you just because of the accent. The only people who I have heard to like it is yanks to be honest.
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Anyone have any experience buying off the Darknet?
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>>27035995
Post pics

>>27036002
Salam Alaikum
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>>27035993
Me too lad. Got lyrica for it, had gaba before fa m.
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>>27035995
Anyone who thinks that isn't afraid of showing it.
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>strawpoll.me/7024331

12 hours of voting left lads, make sure to get yours in. As always, the movie will be on friday at 10PM, at the usual place.

>strawpoll.me/7024331
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>>27036019
>>27036023

Wanna suck?
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>could go to job interview
>could stay at home playing vidya

hmmmm...
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>>27035993
A decent doctor would have prescribed amiltripilyine

Are you on a repeat prescription?
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>>27036020
Lyrica is branded pregablin anon friend

>>27036013
I've bought lsd off both the old Silk Road and Silk Road 2.0, came within a week and was legit

It's easy to do and there are plenty of guides for bit mixing etc
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>>27036013
A friend did so i think u hav to be a H4x0r so to hide ur imprints n what he did was to give the address of an abandoned place not his own home
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>>27036040
Do you have phimosis? I wanna see that head.
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>>27036013
Yeah, there's also a few clearnet vendors I could direct you towards depending on what you're looking for
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>>27036036

Reminder that a vote for Scott Pilgrim is a vote for liberty
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>>27036036
Remove the implications so I can vote from my phone pls
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>>27036040
>phimosis
Ew
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>>27036036
>Scott Pilgrim

Seriously, faggots? Why is there even a vote? The movie should be Ghostbusters in honour of the god awful trailer for the new movie.
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>>27036078
>>27036061
It's called not having dick mutilated you muslim cucks.
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>>27036082

>hating based Pilgrim
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>>27036084
>I don't know what phimosis is
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>>27036101
>doesn't know what an erect uncut penis looks like
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>>27036049
No, and I pretend not to be depressed very well, I do have nerve damage in my shoulder though the physio I'm seeing has really made a difference though
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>>27036122
>thinks I don't have an uncut penis

People won't want to suck your dick with this attitude, you know?
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>>27036036
Loving the list ape lad, really sick
I'll vote when I get in.
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>>27036059
Don't listen to this uneducated idiot
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>>27035954
Is that kevin potatoe?
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>>27036084
>implying I'd let a jew near my pigskin
Absolutely haram
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Got tier lunch desu
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>>27036128
That's alright then, don't wanna be getting addicted to benzos and opiates, its literally hell

t. been there, every day clean is a bonus
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>>27036195
>five selects large meal with mozzarella dippers
Well played lad, what drink did you get?
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Wish the fucking postman would hurry up lads, I wanna go to the gym
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>>27035956
Demand to get checked for cancer. They'll fuck you about until its confined but after that they move quickly for the nhs
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>town center has nowhere to sit apart from old stone/wood benches next to rubbish bins or on the side of run-down establishments
>have to buy food from an establishment to sit there and can't eat your own
>just want to be cozy and not sit inside all day on my own
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>>27036218
What did you order senpai?
Original
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went to the Civil Service Fast Stream presentation at my uni last night lads

fuck me, I've never wanted something so much in my life
It really makes me sad to think realistically I probably won't get it
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>>27036082
It was that or KUCK-On. I'd rather watch pilgrim just to spite the weebs
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>>27036084
You literally have phimosis. You have an impressive Johnson for sure, but you 100% have phimosis.

Source: I had it.
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>>27036217
Coke. I didn't fancy fanta today
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>>27036202
Stay strong anon, I can see how you'd be addicted thisnshit is amazong
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>>27036281
Not my dick, but I know what phimosis looks like and that ain't it.
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>>27036290
It could be. We'd need to see him pulling his foreskin back. The fact that no idiot takes a picture of their dick without pulling their foreskin back to show the head leads me to believe he is unable to pull his foreskin back, which is phimosis.
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>>27036220
I'll try it anon thanks you
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>>27033688
fantastic post

Robot mate I swear on my fucking mum's eyes if you don't pack it in with this original comment nonsense I will batter you
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>>27036313
It's more likely that the contrast between a bright purple bel and smooth white shaft is off putting.
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>>27034389
I think you'd be surprised at how little you actually eat if you counted calories
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>someone near me just dipped their bread into oil and ate it
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>>27036326
I dunno, that sounds hot to me.
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>>27036366

>someone near me just dipped a wholewheat bagel into their shin cup and ate it

It was me btw.
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>>27036366
>not eating ciabatta, olive oil and balsamic vinegar
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IT RAINS SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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What music are you listening too lads?
Currently listening to Megadeth right now.
Also what's your go to jam when you want a pick me up? Mines Lose Yourself to Dance.
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>>27034725
Go jump in the channel and fuck off to France then if you like the EU so much.
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>>27036477
Music is for autists.
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>>27036524

Which is why it's a good question to ask here then, normie.

>>27036477

CHVRCHES desu. I'm looking out for some new stuff though.
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>>27036477
I use Killswitch Engage to pick me up/get me motivated.
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Suzi Perry is going to BTsport to cover motogp
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How many years do you think it will take before people look back in time and realise that gender reassignment and all that nonsense is insanity?
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>>27036791
>tfw my bf is exactly like this

fapping now desu
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>tfw I have to go for a medical in 2 weeks, just in case I'm suddenly not an autistic freak anymore
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where's that cunt from other night who was high and thought he was a poet haha

you're not a poet laureate you're a fucking poet laundrette lad
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>>27036784
She should go to my house to cover my cock with her pussy and arsehole.
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>>27036981
Mate are you drunk or something?
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Good afternoon everyone, weighed myself today and I'm still slowly losing weight, which is nice as i have lacked the motivation lately.
>>27034854
Jun is pretty happy today, we can just cuddle and play Just Cause 3 which i just got for 20squid.
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>>27036981
>anon forcing his dog into his dick with some kind of plastic tube

you need to be put down
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>>27036036
>people voting some reddit tier poofest
shame
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>>27036981
You need to be fucking shot.
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>>27037039
>Just Cause 3

Its fun for a little while but it's very samey. Its going to be my "watching a stream/movie while playing in the back ground" game
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Fuck, I just woke up and I have no motivation.
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>>27037156
i eventually 100pc completed 2 so i'm pretty happy for just more mindless fun.
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>>27037156

Have you found the duck pond yet? Or the Capstone Hydra?
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>>27037163
make a to-do list
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>>27037163
Welcome to my life, enjoy your stay.
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Poleaboo agreed to meet his sex offender friend from highschool on Friday at 6 at a fast food place

He just doesn't want to be rude
Poleaboo wants nothing to do with the guy, he comes accross as being rather slimy

Always asking via whatsapp "what are you doing" etc, I infer it as being nosy. He's asked this more than 5 times

Pretty much starts every atempt at a conversation with it
Also makes claims that he owns and operates various car rental outlets
That he's "just chilling in the office waiting for his steak and chips"

He's so full of shit
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>>27035304
People say they don;t want a zero hours contract, but surely that's preferable to working literally zero hours cos you can't get a job
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>>27037386
Amazon are creating 1000 jobs in Manchester, why not apply there instead?
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>>27037441
I'd rather not have a job than be at the beck and call of a greedy company that isn't providing me with a steady source of income. It's called having pride.
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>>27037443
I haven't applied to any job in months

Doubt the Amazon jobs are open to the public anyway, probably have to be connected to an agency or something
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>>27036013

>check the reputation of the market
>don't transfer more money to your marketplace wallet than you need for your purchase
>order from someone in the UK if possible to avoid the letter going through custom
>always use escrow where possible
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>>27037209
No. I started playing other games and haven't got back into it. It was the same for me with JC2. I'll probably give it a go in summer when i don't want to leave the house
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>>27037386
You and him can discuss your sex offences then lad
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Just came to say that you are all a bunch of boring faggots saying mundane shit like Just had a fish n chips lads have you ever had a fiish and a chip? I hate all of you
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Lads, why wont the chavvy girl at work fuck me?
Shes so cute when she comes in wearing her adidas track pants and stone island jacket. I just want to pump her bad.
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>>27037677
fuck off poof stop trying to merk man
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>>27037709
have some dignity lad, chavscum can fuck off 2bh
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>>27037386
bit rich coming from you ain't it Amer?
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>>27037677
please leave, we don't want you here, and you clearly don't want to be here.

Wew
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fucking top notch lunch lads, rustlers burger and leftover donner meat
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>>27037677

>yank detected

See >>27033688

Fuck off pedro
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>>27036791
Probably never, I mean can you ever imagine a case where people have admitted to being wrong like that

also tfw no sister to borrow clothes from and help with make-up
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I just had chips and fish lads
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>5 hours of easy money that gets me a free gym membership
Looking forward to going to work in a while tbqh lads. Very comfy job.
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>>27037785
I'm actually english you philistine
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Thinking of getting a dog.
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>>27037861

>tripfag
>calling out anyone for being shit

choke on a dick you cunt
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>>27037890
What breed lad? Are you active? Please don't get a dog if you're not going to walk it or care for it.
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thinking of having fish and chips lads
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Off to the co-op lads, gonna get a 3 quid meal deal, maybe one of those litre bottles of Emerge.

Anyone want anything while i'm out?
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>>27037903
And what pray tell is wrong with being a tripfag. It got me a (you) in this sutuation now didn't it?
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>>27037913
This reminds me of last year's op image. Get me a bottle of pepsi, eh lad? Ta.
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>>27037913
I want a Dr Pepper please lad. Love that shit. Pay you back when you get back from the shop.
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>>27037890
>>27037908
dog and chips desu
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>>27037906
thinking some kind of chihuahua cross so i don't have to walk him for miles and can take him places with me. how many hours a week can you leave one home alone before it gets cruel? def won't be neglected though
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>>27037163
>been to work
>went for a 3km run
>smashed out back/bicep workout

I get when you're depressed you don't feel like doing anything, I've been there, you just need to force yourself lad, trust me go do some exercise or some shit you'll feel 10x better afterwards

Once you get into a routine its like an addiction
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Alright lads, I want to make a really fucking simple website/page, like just text, a fewpictures, and maybe links to a couple more pages of the same. What's the easiest/quickest way to do this?
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>>27037924
why don't you join Reddit if you want to be well known you bloody poof. you just want people to go "oh it's that bloody poof again" you poof
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>>27037993
Because I got banned on reddit
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>>27037978
not even him but

>listened to this retarded advice in the past
>went for a walk for awhile
>felt even worse and had hurting legs over the next day
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How do DWP know your savings?
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>Poleaboos sister was speeding on the motorway at 4am
>Mum received letter from the police since they share a car

Looks like I'm not the only fuck up around here anymore
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>>27033690
>>27033713
BUT HE DID DIE ?!

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/paul-mccartney-pays-tribute-to-%e2%80%98second-father%e2%80%99-george-martin/ar-AAgz6fb?li=BBoPRmx&ocid=iehp
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>>27038025
you must be too edgy mate
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>>27038050
Honestly that site is a liberal authoritarian echo chamber and I shouldnt be banned simply because I said all niggers and faggots should be executed by firing squad
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>>27038027
>calls my advice retarded
>his legs hurt for days after going for a "walk"

Mate... Modern day natural selection at its finest I guess
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>>27038046
I didn't think women would be allowed to drive in your family
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>>27038048
They mean the bloke involved with the Beatles, not the fat book writing yank.
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>>27038066

You're very dull.
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>>27038118
And you're a fucking ignoramus
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>>27038113
oh, I didn't realise the other bloke thought it was the yank. only read the green text.
fucking young people.
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