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/britfeel/ i just started work and i already want to go home edition
Also weebs out.
You're worse than yanks
I'm at home and I want to die
Why do you need a general specifically for your shitty fucking inbred island?
I hope it sinks into the ocean
Morning lads. Sleep well?
>>27033609
Because of the reasons you have given. /britfeel/ is a feel no one else knows, it's like a different planet.
>three pints last night
>hungover
>shot whisky to blackout on my couch
>no hangover
The fuck is that about?
>>27033609
Because yank problems are totally different to brit problems. These threads are for general feels stemming from the distinct personality defects of British people.
We don't need to worry about getting shot every day or being late for work because some black people got upset.
We need advice on takeaways and the distinct breed of roasties known as slags. We need to talk about getting bennies and how smelly pakis are.
More specifically we don't want to have to hear yankeedoodle problems.
Fuck off pedro
rip in peace based george martin
>>27033572
>posts weeb girl
>>27033690
>check
>he's still alive
Fuck off lad, he's goint to finish ASoIaF before the fat fuck croaks
>>27033713
made me kek
but no not grum, the beatle
Not a single waifu post so far. feelsgoodman
>>27033713
I just frantically checked as well, fucking shit myself when I read that.
>tfw wank to puke/scat porn
Go hard or go home 2bh
>tfw no hannah gftfw no hannah gf
QUEEN BACKS BREXIT
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/08/happy-and-glorious-queen-elizabeth-ii-backs-britain-leaving-the-european-union/
>>27033935
>normie thinks he's a rebel
cute
>>27033945
>The Sun
Well that's all the quality journalism I need to believe that story,
>>27033945
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35760912
I'm pretty sure they still hang people fro breaching Privy Council secrecy. So if it did happen, someone is seriously fucked.
>>27033945
Probably bullshit. They'll be trying to stir up the patriotic retards and hope it gets swept under the carpet before it's disproven
>>27033945
>Brietbart
>The Sun
it's like a misrepresentation and bullshit tag team
>have some weird cold/lethargy virus
>was bedridden and sleeping for 16 hours, still feel a bit weak now
>both legs are aching and can barely walk
>no food
>company fucked up my taxes/paycheck, only 10quid on me to last till friday 12:01am then I get 2grand and live the easy life
I don't think I have it in me to take a shower and go to the city centre to buy some meat and vegetables lads.
I'd rather just starve than eat garbage like ramen or w/e I have in the cabinet.
>>27034166
>10quid on me to last till friday
Get some pot noodles lad
>>27034166
Buy soup and a multivitamin, sorted
>>27034363
>>27034370
Hes saying he doesnt want to get up and shower etc
>grandfather says I don't eat enough
>says I'm starving myself
>thinks you need 3 huge meals a day
>doesn't realise different people sustain themselves on different amounts of food
>eat when I'm hungry
>comes into kitchen yesterday
>chopping up some apples to feed to some worms that my lizard eats
>says its me that needs feeding
>asks me if I'm anorexic
>mfw I'm 6ft 170lb
>be a foreign student
>come to scotland expecting gorgeous redheads everywhere
>turns out everyone are ugly as shit
>slags use way too much makeup, dress sluttily and are just generally awful
i miss my home country. At least there I could swipe right on tinder more than once every 100 girls. How do you brits deal with the fact that your womenfolk are absolutely shit tier?
>>27034363
>carbs carbs carbs 0 nutrition
no, i already have 4 packets in my cabinet, that shit + being sick = lose 5 years of gains.
>>27034391
Lower standards
>>27034389
Eat a fucking steak you faggot, stop upsetting your granddad
>>27033945
>Kikebait
>>27034391
Beats me mate, where are you from?
I live in Aberdeen and I remember the first time I went to Latvia. I didn't think we had it so bad until I saw the women in Riga.
>>27034391
Go home you foreign bastard.
>>27034417
Oh wow mate I'm in Aberdeen as well.
I don't think latvian girls are bad. The ones that I've met have been pretty cute.
>>27034402
Don't get cheeky, mate. Do you wanna fucking go or what?
>>27034434
No I mean the girls there were unbelievable. The most attractive girls I know would be munters in Latvia.
>>27034392
Starving will take away more gainz
Running a calorie deficit has lost me gainz.
>>27034459
Ohh yeah, my mistake. But yeah, I've travelled a lot and there is just something wrong with British girls. I feel bad for you guys, you have no idea what it's like to live in a country where a majority of women are actually attractive.
anything I could drink or eat to get me out from this mood? I feel so lethargic, downbeat and shit, I can't move my head that fast right now either or I feel sick
>>27033942
Why is Hannah still popular?
>>27034391
>goes to Scotland in hopes of finding beautiful red heads
>disgusted when all he gets are alcoholic slags with dyed black hair and fake tan
I've only ever known one beautiful red head and she's English and a cunt.
>>27034505
Red bull
>>27034496
We have some nice girls, but the thing with those girls is because they're a minority they think they're goddesses and expect to be treat accordingly, whereas in other countries they would just be average.
But yeah, we have a ton of mongs, and anyone who denies that is either blind or lying.
>>27034540
Surely Red Bull would just make me throw up given that I'm feeling like shit mentally and physically?
>nice comfy, rainy day
>day off work
>have to leave house for a work meeting later
FUCKING FUCK
>>27034546
I agree with you mate. If you're lucky they'll look decent with makeup but the average here is far from godess level.
Then again im not that great looking but even girls that should be on my level write me off.
I think this video gives a good explanation of why women are dickheads https://youtu.be/J1imXIDBOdo
Reminder that you are not supposed to wash shower gel off.
>expecting a delivery
>spend morning sitting in porch with laptop to make sure I don't miss it
>all he brought was a red card telling me to go to the post office tomorrow
>he apologises and explains that he's unable to carry parcles on his bike because they would all be too heavy
>it's a 40 minute walk to the post office and back for an awkwardly large parcel
FUCK
you do all realise that we'll be staying in the EU right? Think about it:
>Remain supporters literally have nothing to say because their argument is to keep everything as it is
>Leave supporters have to be loud and obnoxious to prove their point
The silent majority always wins desu
>watching jeremy kyle
>one of the contestants says he is EDL
This redpilled guy doesn't seem that smart to me...
>>27034618
Go to the papers lad, they'll lap that shit up
>>27034613
What are you talking about?
original post
>>27034647
ringing the daily mail now
>>27034618
>not getting mummy to drive you down
>not getting a shitty chinky on the way home
>being cucked by the postieman
>>27034653
Ignore him, he's trying to force his shitty maymay
reminder every one that i am black and have a small willy
>>27034634
Pretty much. I took a long time to look through everything, and remaining is what's best for my family due to the business trading in the EU and a few other things. I don't see any need to argue with people about it, everyone is entitled to their opinion, so i'm just going to keep out of the debate and go vote on the day.
Also the odds are 1/3 stay and 9/4 leave.
I'm working outdoors with me dad today, bare sick of the rain already like.
>>27034639
EDL arn't redpilled. I wouldn't even call /pol/ red pilled. Can't exactly be redpilled when you chat as much bollocks as they do
>>27034613
Wat?
bloxutyblox
I am loving the lack of weebs and waifu's this morning
good lads
>>27034653
>>27034684
Its a gimmick, ignore it. They still managed to get it wrong, it's supposed to be Lynx shower gel.
QUEEN U-TURN ON REFERENDUM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35760912
>>27034671
To be honest, I've not really looked at the arguments in huge detail, but it seems to me that the leave party are pushing on scaremongering and vague promises about how great things might be if we leave. It just screams "we don't really know what's going to happen" to me.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35759590
FUCK OFF SCOTLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why the fuck do we still have stupid sunday trading laws.
cat hair is fucking everywhere, it hasn't even been up here in years what is this shit
>>27034725
That's what's hard about it, nobody is really sure what will happen if we leave, but the referendum has hurt the country a bit with the currency and whatnot. I imagine if we leave Europe will be utter cunts to us, just to scare the others into not trying the same, like they did with Greece and their debts.
>>27034739
Can't you wait a day to buy your pringles, you fat blob?
>>27034725
Of course we don't know, we haven't been independent since the 70s. that's why its an adventure. Don't you want to be an adventurer?
>>27034755
Not really, no. I like things as they are.
Ausfag here, my prison sentence is over and I'm coming back to the motherland. Am I making a mistake?
>>27034761
Why are you so scared of letting Europe go?If you like the EU so much, why haven't you moved to the mainland under free travel?
>>27034613
Your going to confuse all the auspastics.
>>27034694
Thread is up for a hour not a single waifu posted this is a sign today will be a good day. Half day at dead end call center job today might get new trainers and a haircut also got that good imported weed loving life.
>tfw no muslim PURE gf
>>27034770
Can't speak French lad.
Also, you're doing a really good impression of a leaver.
>>27034739
Because we aren't all NEETS like you you pathetic hambeast, I bet you're fat and smelly.
>>27034618
I sympathise as long as its not some anime waifu bollocks.
>>27034739
>i want people to work on the day of rest
boooooooo
>>27034694
but Boss Nass is my waifu
>>27033771
>>27034694
>>27034777
>>27034790
>>27034797
Waifus mentioned
Post waifus lads
>>27034766
Fucking hell yes. The government is just as shit and the bars are shutting down by the 100s. You'll have nowhere to work
>>27034739
Scottish people are so petulant.
>>27034766
Yes we have TV programmes dedicated to how much people your life could be in Australia.
>>27034854
Why haven't the mods fucked you for spam yet?
>>27034854
People like you need to get deported
>>27034854
Posted~
>>27034857
>>27034878
But aren't Euro girls meant to see me as Chad because of my accent?
All the easy girls within travelling distance of here are stinky Asian gold diggers
>>27034974
>euro girls
>coming to England
You are in for a very fat, inbred disappointment that thinks it's a 10/10.
>>27034974
>coming to britain for the girls
KEK
>>27034695
That guy who said shower gel was making his skin itch?
>>27033609
Everywhere we go, we must set up a colony. The same rules apply online.
You should know this by now you smelly foreigner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVvOHdBjAuk
>65k as a teacher
How realistic is this?
Also can I just do the year 'training' for the 30k without any obligation to take a teaching job?
>>27034986
>>27034994
Sounds like here.
At least I can use Britain as a home base for jumping over to the mainland for potential waifus r-right lads?
>>27034986
>You are in for a very fat, inbred disappointment that thinks it's a 10/10.
This is the truth
See >>27034391
>>27035028
No. The euros hate is cuz they aint us
>>27034854
they love the waifuposting really, or they wouldn't all be talking about it whenever its not there
>>27035022
65k is if you're the SMT / headteacher of a top rated London school. Very unlikely for someone trying to scam the system on 4chan on a weekday
>>27035179
ok I will just claim my 30k for starting the training
>>27033675
You're drinking shitty beer full of chemicals or other some such shit
Drink German beer for no hangover, German purity laws mean they can't call it beer if it doesn't consist of just 4 ingredients (yeast, hops, barley and water)
>>27034739
Sunday trading laws make zero sense. It's the stupidest fucking thing ever.
I would say open when you like. It's retarded that the mini Tesco by me is open but the larger one shut.
It would create lots more jobs.
>tfw off work sick because you think you have stomach cancer
Well it was shit while it lasted bye guys
>>27035283
It only benefits big business and the only jobs it would generate would be 0 hour contracts which are absolutely shite for the person who works under one
>>27035304
It doesn't only benefit big business, it benefits anyone who wants to go shopping on a fucking sunday.
>>27035311
Those people are against this country's Christian values and part of the problem with Islam taking over
>>27035304
I have to work on a Sunday in a fucking factory, nurses have to work, it's the 21St century it's so backwards it's untrue. Days in the week are literally just different names nowadays.
>>27035317
Fuck off with any religion
>>27035327
You don't provide an essential service so you should have Sundays off, strike and make the factory owner give you all Sundays off
>>27035336
It's that kind of attitude that allowed Islam to build up such a strong base in this country gangs of pakis could rape with impunity
>>27035327
And I know nurses work Sundays, I'm a psychiatric nurse
>>27035367
What if the factory makes essential medical supplies?
>>27035386
Step up production on the other 6 days
>>27035367
You are a fuckin retard who has never worked a day in their life
>>27035432
I work in a high secure hospital m8
someone posted this in the last thread. I really need source lads
>>27035569
>>27035569
>>27035569
forgot webm
>>27035599
exploited college girls jennifer
>>27035599
Anyone else watch this thinking she was going to take her bra off and her tits were going to fall beneath her belly button.
>price of uni accomodation
since when did rooms cost up to 170 a week what a joke
Got a job interview at 3 but really don't want to leave my house today
shit weather all day
>>27035327
>>27035311
>>27035304
>>27035283
As someone who used to work in a supemarket, I would have hated it if I had to do a full shift on Sundays. I knew I'd always have a short day on Sundays and it made Sunday special. So from the perspective of the workers I think it would be a very harsh thing to do.
On the other hand, part of me thinks all trade laws should be abolished. I lived in Portugal for awhile and all shops would be open late every day of the week. In the shopping malls shops would all be open until midnight 7 days a week, not just supermarkets but clothes shops, games shops, everything. This was really cool and is part of the reason for the more 'laid back' culture people talk about in Europe. You don't have to rush to do anything because you have literally all night to get anything you need to do done.
The pubs and bars there also open til 3am and have live music all night, but that is mainly to do with the fact Europeans aren't violent alcoholics like us.
>tfw the doctors prescribed you 60 mg dihyrdacodeine and 75 mg pregablin and 10 mg valium for pain
I don't want to kill myself anymore guys
>>27035767
I don't know your reason for not wanting to leave, but I'm sure you know that you should. Good luck with your job interview.
>>27035286
Why do you think that mate? And look on the bright side at least if you die you won't have to be a wageslave anymore.
>>27035838
Everything being open until 12 am everyday is pretty shitty for the workers if they don't have shift changes
>>27035856
They're Portuguese mate they're just happy to have a job.
They stopped my jsa cause I apparently didn't send them an annual verification form. I literally sent it twice. They stopped my money mid February and never told me. Good guys.
>>27035855
I've been feeling nauseous constantly for about 3 months now and the 2 separate course of treatment I've been on haven't worked, I think my time is up
>>27035892
Probably just trapped gas mate.
>>27035891
Blow up a job centre
>>27035286
Fucking hell lad. I have a close family memer with cancer.
They might be able to replace your stomach with a pigs stomach to fight the cancer
You should kick off until you get referred to the Christies nhs trust in Manchester. They're the best in the country. There's another good one in london but i don't know the name of it
Good look anon
>>27035871
It's still pretty shitty for the workers
>>27034974
Nah lads from England are notorious when they travel to Europe. Just ask anyone and it will show our reputation.
>>27034854
Waifu posted
Oc man
>>27035933
I'm sorry you have a family member with cancer anon I hope they pull through, unless you don't like them in which case bye bye
I'm not sure if I have it yet but I'm not hopeful, anytime I've actually been sick it's looked like coffee grounds which normally means blood in the stomach
>>27035844
Why would they do this?
I call bullshit either that or your doctors a retard
>>27035933
>a close family memer
>>27035943
If you're a pissed up LAD going around with his gaggle of H&M / topman in season wear then yes you're the reason the rest of europe dislikes british tourists.
If you're relatively well dressed, composed and understanding of the fact being a tourist doesn't give you an excuse to be an idiot just an extra level of forgiveness, you'll find people are very interested in you.
>>27035960
Because I have nerve damage senpaichi
I think my penis is very impressive.
>>27035911
I fucking will lad. Allah Ackbar my friend.
>>27035977
Yeah I know lad. Just clarified that people wouldn't be into you just because of the accent. The only people who I have heard to like it is yanks to be honest.
Anyone have any experience buying off the Darknet?
>>27035995
Post pics
>>27036002
Salam Alaikum
>>27035993
Me too lad. Got lyrica for it, had gaba before fa m.
>>27035995
Anyone who thinks that isn't afraid of showing it.
>strawpoll.me/7024331
12 hours of voting left lads, make sure to get yours in. As always, the movie will be on friday at 10PM, at the usual place.
>strawpoll.me/7024331
>>27036019
>>27036023
Wanna suck?
>could go to job interview
>could stay at home playing vidya
hmmmm...
>>27035993
A decent doctor would have prescribed amiltripilyine
Are you on a repeat prescription?
>>27036020
Lyrica is branded pregablin anon friend
>>27036013
I've bought lsd off both the old Silk Road and Silk Road 2.0, came within a week and was legit
It's easy to do and there are plenty of guides for bit mixing etc
>>27036013
A friend did so i think u hav to be a H4x0r so to hide ur imprints n what he did was to give the address of an abandoned place not his own home
>>27036040
Do you have phimosis? I wanna see that head.
>>27036013
Yeah, there's also a few clearnet vendors I could direct you towards depending on what you're looking for
>>27036036
Reminder that a vote for Scott Pilgrim is a vote for liberty
>>27036036
Remove the implications so I can vote from my phone pls
>>27036040
>phimosis
Ew
>>27036036
>Scott Pilgrim
Seriously, faggots? Why is there even a vote? The movie should be Ghostbusters in honour of the god awful trailer for the new movie.
>>27036078
>>27036061
It's called not having dick mutilated you muslim cucks.
>>27036082
>hating based Pilgrim
>>27036084
>I don't know what phimosis is
>>27036101
>doesn't know what an erect uncut penis looks like
>>27036049
No, and I pretend not to be depressed very well, I do have nerve damage in my shoulder though the physio I'm seeing has really made a difference though
>>27036122
>thinks I don't have an uncut penis
People won't want to suck your dick with this attitude, you know?
>>27036036
Loving the list ape lad, really sick
I'll vote when I get in.
>>27036059
Don't listen to this uneducated idiot
>>27035954
Is that kevin potatoe?
>>27036084
>implying I'd let a jew near my pigskin
Absolutely haram
Got tier lunch desu
>>27036128
That's alright then, don't wanna be getting addicted to benzos and opiates, its literally hell
t. been there, every day clean is a bonus
>>27036195
>five selects large meal with mozzarella dippers
Well played lad, what drink did you get?
Wish the fucking postman would hurry up lads, I wanna go to the gym
>>27035956
Demand to get checked for cancer. They'll fuck you about until its confined but after that they move quickly for the nhs
>town center has nowhere to sit apart from old stone/wood benches next to rubbish bins or on the side of run-down establishments
>have to buy food from an establishment to sit there and can't eat your own
>just want to be cozy and not sit inside all day on my own
>>27036218
What did you order senpai?
Original
went to the Civil Service Fast Stream presentation at my uni last night lads
fuck me, I've never wanted something so much in my life
It really makes me sad to think realistically I probably won't get it
>>27036082
It was that or KUCK-On. I'd rather watch pilgrim just to spite the weebs
>>27036084
You literally have phimosis. You have an impressive Johnson for sure, but you 100% have phimosis.
Source: I had it.
>>27036217
Coke. I didn't fancy fanta today
>>27036202
Stay strong anon, I can see how you'd be addicted thisnshit is amazong
>>27036281
Not my dick, but I know what phimosis looks like and that ain't it.
>>27036290
It could be. We'd need to see him pulling his foreskin back. The fact that no idiot takes a picture of their dick without pulling their foreskin back to show the head leads me to believe he is unable to pull his foreskin back, which is phimosis.
>>27036220
I'll try it anon thanks you
>>27033688
fantastic post
Robot mate I swear on my fucking mum's eyes if you don't pack it in with this original comment nonsense I will batter you
>>27036313
It's more likely that the contrast between a bright purple bel and smooth white shaft is off putting.
>>27034389
I think you'd be surprised at how little you actually eat if you counted calories
>someone near me just dipped their bread into oil and ate it
>>27036326
I dunno, that sounds hot to me.
>>27036366
>someone near me just dipped a wholewheat bagel into their shin cup and ate it
It was me btw.
>>27036366
>not eating ciabatta, olive oil and balsamic vinegar
IT RAINS SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What music are you listening too lads?
Currently listening to Megadeth right now.
Also what's your go to jam when you want a pick me up? Mines Lose Yourself to Dance.
>>27034725
Go jump in the channel and fuck off to France then if you like the EU so much.
>>27036477
Music is for autists.
>>27036524
Which is why it's a good question to ask here then, normie.
>>27036477
CHVRCHES desu. I'm looking out for some new stuff though.
>>27036477
I use Killswitch Engage to pick me up/get me motivated.
Suzi Perry is going to BTsport to cover motogp
How many years do you think it will take before people look back in time and realise that gender reassignment and all that nonsense is insanity?
>>27036791
>tfw my bf is exactly like this
fapping now desu
>tfw I have to go for a medical in 2 weeks, just in case I'm suddenly not an autistic freak anymore
where's that cunt from other night who was high and thought he was a poet haha
you're not a poet laureate you're a fucking poet laundrette lad
>>27036784
She should go to my house to cover my cock with her pussy and arsehole.
>>27036981
Mate are you drunk or something?
Good afternoon everyone, weighed myself today and I'm still slowly losing weight, which is nice as i have lacked the motivation lately.
>>27034854
Jun is pretty happy today, we can just cuddle and play Just Cause 3 which i just got for 20squid.
>>27036981
>anon forcing his dog into his dick with some kind of plastic tube
you need to be put down
>>27036036
>people voting some reddit tier poofest
shame
>>27036981
You need to be fucking shot.
>>27037039
>Just Cause 3
Its fun for a little while but it's very samey. Its going to be my "watching a stream/movie while playing in the back ground" game
Fuck, I just woke up and I have no motivation.
>>27037156
i eventually 100pc completed 2 so i'm pretty happy for just more mindless fun.
>>27037156
Have you found the duck pond yet? Or the Capstone Hydra?
>>27037163
make a to-do list
>>27037163
Welcome to my life, enjoy your stay.
Poleaboo agreed to meet his sex offender friend from highschool on Friday at 6 at a fast food place
He just doesn't want to be rude
Poleaboo wants nothing to do with the guy, he comes accross as being rather slimy
Always asking via whatsapp "what are you doing" etc, I infer it as being nosy. He's asked this more than 5 times
Pretty much starts every atempt at a conversation with it
Also makes claims that he owns and operates various car rental outlets
That he's "just chilling in the office waiting for his steak and chips"
He's so full of shit
>>27035304
People say they don;t want a zero hours contract, but surely that's preferable to working literally zero hours cos you can't get a job
>>27037386
Amazon are creating 1000 jobs in Manchester, why not apply there instead?
>>27037441
I'd rather not have a job than be at the beck and call of a greedy company that isn't providing me with a steady source of income. It's called having pride.
>>27037443
I haven't applied to any job in months
Doubt the Amazon jobs are open to the public anyway, probably have to be connected to an agency or something
>>27036013
>check the reputation of the market
>don't transfer more money to your marketplace wallet than you need for your purchase
>order from someone in the UK if possible to avoid the letter going through custom
>always use escrow where possible
>>27037209
No. I started playing other games and haven't got back into it. It was the same for me with JC2. I'll probably give it a go in summer when i don't want to leave the house
>>27037386
You and him can discuss your sex offences then lad
Just came to say that you are all a bunch of boring faggots saying mundane shit like Just had a fish n chips lads have you ever had a fiish and a chip? I hate all of you
Lads, why wont the chavvy girl at work fuck me?
Shes so cute when she comes in wearing her adidas track pants and stone island jacket. I just want to pump her bad.
>>27037677
fuck off poof stop trying to merk man
>>27037709
have some dignity lad, chavscum can fuck off 2bh
>>27037386
bit rich coming from you ain't it Amer?
>>27037677
please leave, we don't want you here, and you clearly don't want to be here.
Wew
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fucking top notch lunch lads, rustlers burger and leftover donner meat
>>27037677
>yank detected
See >>27033688
Fuck off pedro
>>27036791
Probably never, I mean can you ever imagine a case where people have admitted to being wrong like that
also tfw no sister to borrow clothes from and help with make-up
I just had chips and fish lads
>5 hours of easy money that gets me a free gym membership
Looking forward to going to work in a while tbqh lads. Very comfy job.
>>27037785
I'm actually english you philistine
Thinking of getting a dog.
>>27037861
>tripfag
>calling out anyone for being shit
choke on a dick you cunt
>>27037890
What breed lad? Are you active? Please don't get a dog if you're not going to walk it or care for it.
thinking of having fish and chips lads
Off to the co-op lads, gonna get a 3 quid meal deal, maybe one of those litre bottles of Emerge.
Anyone want anything while i'm out?
>>27037903
And what pray tell is wrong with being a tripfag. It got me a (you) in this sutuation now didn't it?
>>27037913
This reminds me of last year's op image. Get me a bottle of pepsi, eh lad? Ta.
>>27037913
I want a Dr Pepper please lad. Love that shit. Pay you back when you get back from the shop.
>>27037890
>>27037908
dog and chips desu
>>27037906
thinking some kind of chihuahua cross so i don't have to walk him for miles and can take him places with me. how many hours a week can you leave one home alone before it gets cruel? def won't be neglected though
>>27037163
>been to work
>went for a 3km run
>smashed out back/bicep workout
I get when you're depressed you don't feel like doing anything, I've been there, you just need to force yourself lad, trust me go do some exercise or some shit you'll feel 10x better afterwards
Once you get into a routine its like an addiction
Alright lads, I want to make a really fucking simple website/page, like just text, a fewpictures, and maybe links to a couple more pages of the same. What's the easiest/quickest way to do this?
>>27037924
why don't you join Reddit if you want to be well known you bloody poof. you just want people to go "oh it's that bloody poof again" you poof
>>27037993
Because I got banned on reddit
>>27037978
not even him but
>listened to this retarded advice in the past
>went for a walk for awhile
>felt even worse and had hurting legs over the next day
How do DWP know your savings?
>Poleaboos sister was speeding on the motorway at 4am
>Mum received letter from the police since they share a car
Looks like I'm not the only fuck up around here anymore
>>27033690
>>27033713
BUT HE DID DIE ?!
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/paul-mccartney-pays-tribute-to-%e2%80%98second-father%e2%80%99-george-martin/ar-AAgz6fb?li=BBoPRmx&ocid=iehp
>>27038025
you must be too edgy mate
>>27038050
Honestly that site is a liberal authoritarian echo chamber and I shouldnt be banned simply because I said all niggers and faggots should be executed by firing squad
>>27038027
>calls my advice retarded
>his legs hurt for days after going for a "walk"
Mate... Modern day natural selection at its finest I guess
>>27038046
I didn't think women would be allowed to drive in your family
>>27038048
They mean the bloke involved with the Beatles, not the fat book writing yank.
>>27038066
You're very dull.
>>27038118
And you're a fucking ignoramus
>>27038113
oh, I didn't realise the other bloke thought it was the yank. only read the green text.
fucking young people.
>>27034854
>>27037890
I'm thinking of getting a bird, but I want to get a job first.
>>27037913
3 pound meal deals are the only thing keeping me fed.
The only worthwhile trip to post in this thread was BritNormie.
>>27038190
And me of course
>>27038066
If you weren't banned for saying that, you were banned for being an edgy, shitposting, sperglord
get out of britfeel
>>27038171
i will be getting myself some EPs from Tesco today. pretty happy desu.
>>27038222
Keep feeding me attention and I'll be here for the next thread
>>27037992
>Squarespace: Build it beautiful
just going for fish and chips lads
What is your favourite fish and chip lads
>>27038314
Sometimes chips and fish, sometimes chips, and ofc fish. I like my variation lad.
>>27038314
Battered sausage and chips
>>27038314
scampi
burger king chips
Are you still allowed in these threads if you have a job?
>>27033491
Lads, I wear Lyle and Scott, Bench, French connection, Lacoste and Fred Perry.
Am I a chavvy cunt?
I mean I don't think so, but apparently I am for waering these brands.
>>27038314
Better get some of that delicious curry sauce, m8.
>>27038348
yes you are senpai, but not if you go out regularly or have lots of friends.
If you've slept with a girl who isn't a prostitute, you also have to go.
>>27038342
>>27038347
>NotGettingIt.jpg
>>27038353
>curry with fish and ships
You fucking bell.
>>27038348
No, we do however consider exceptional circumstances so tell us about yourself and we will consider the application.
We would like you to include friends, past relationships, your current work, hobbies, and your general goals for the future.
>>27038314
with no mushy peas, they are no good
>>27038377
If you've never dipped battered cod into chip shop curry sauce, then you haven't truly lived.
>>27038314
Btw I made this post to prove my point in this post
>>27037677
And I was fucking right. I got five replies. You should all be very embarrassed indeed
>>27038348
Of course, many wagecucks here.
I'm a wageslave too mate.
>tfw work 4 shifts a week and come home with 450 a fortnight.
Shit's cash mate.
>>27038366
I started doing sunday seshs with the lads at work, do I have to go. I just wont to have friends.
>>27038394
>curry
>paki food
>>27038314
the most important thing is to find a quality traditional fish and chip shop. get the proper fish and chips and then have them put loads of salt and vinegar on.
>>27038381
>friends
None
>past relationships
Had two girlfriends in secondary school, none since
>your current work
Office work
>hobbies
Games and movies
>general goals for the future
None
>>27038414
The curry sauce you get in the chippy is far from being indian, m8.
>>27035649
thanks a lot lad.
just after I posted my HDD went and failed, bad start to the day.
Lads, just had some farmfood chicken steaks and watching Gotham.
>tfw a Grant Morrison creation features in the show.
Never been happier lads.
>>27038414
chip shop """"curry"""" sauce is basically thick gravy pal
>>27038434
Sorry but you are not eligible to post in /britfeel/.
You may find /brit/ more suitable to your needs.
www.4chan.org/int/brit
>>27038461
Riddler and Penguin for best bros of all time.
>>27038461
>tfw I will never have a threesome with Camren Bicondova and Natalie Alyn Lind
>>27038468
Could I please have some feedback on why I was not successful?
>>27038190
No. He was a self important cunt too. Wouldn't suprise me of he is one of the current plauge of faggots
>>27038530
Due to the high number of applications we are unable to provide individual feedback.
>>27038314
Im not a fan of super soggy chips but i am partial to a fishcake
>>27038502
Two best characters are now best buds.
This show is just getting better and better.
>tfw the best part is this show doesn't have a corny monologue or 'lol pop culture, le maymay reference' like the other two DC shows.
Don't know about league of tomorrow as I have yet to watch that. Finishing flash and Arrow first because if I learned anything from flash season 2 it's they like to spoil the other show.
>>27038515
>>>/tv/ is for you, ya peedo cunt.
>>27038577
>>27038423
>>27038393
>>27038353
>>27038347
>>27038342
>>27038341
All these idiots none the wiser have proven my point
>>27037677
^ lol this guy
stay mad
>>27038190
tfw you will never be as successful as britnormie
>>27038668
Its like he doesn't understand he's the joke here.
>>27038699
I didn't really pay attention at the time, what did he do?
>>27038711
philosophy degree form ucl, works in marketing, 45k per year, travels for work
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/etc/5480055504.html
going to invite this guy to the meet
>>27038668
he's a shitposting tripfag.
Pic very related
>>27038577
>Im not a fan of super soggy chips
is it possible to get crisp chips in a fish and chip shop?
Enjoying some classic lay's chips
>>27038780
I wasn't acting retarded though for once, I made a point and proved it sucessfully
>>27038668
>>27038668
love the fact that you didn't even give him the (you) he so desperately craves
>bought these today lads.
>>27038945
mate they are rancid
Anyone playing any good vidya at the moment?
Recently got back into TF2, great for a time sink
>>27038945
Those are looking pretty fresh, where'd you get them?
Heading for an interview soon, hope I get it so I don't have to waste time at a jobs fair tomorrow
>tfw nobody will hire a monotonous voiced robot shit cunt
>>27038969
Dark Souls and EUIV are my main games right now.
Having a cracking old time on EUIV.
>>27036036
>the usual place
where again lads?
>>27038945
What in god's cock are those? They look awful mate.
>>27038945
Dammit Daniel
>>27039011
Round the back of Sainsbury's.
>>27038046
>Driving without the car burqa
>Utterly Haram
>>27038711
Shit up the threads by pretending he was a normie living in London or Amsterdam or some shit.
He'd take off his trip to defend himself but he wasn't overly obnoxious and he didn't play 5 characters with 5 different trips. Nor did he really attract other shitposters
>>27038964
Mate, I got them to wear with my sweater.
>>27038982
Ordered them online at M&M direct mate.
>tfw cheap chav clothes are the best clothes.
>>27039034
show us the sweater lad
>>27038969
TF2 has been cancer ever since they finished the class updates mate.
>>27039034
Forgot my swag sweater.
>>27039006
>Playing as Kebab
>>27039029
>Nor did he really attract other shitposters
except when the entire thread turned into talking about britnormie
>>27038945
A pair of autism shoes would've looked better.
>>27039043
you meant to say fag sweater, right?
>>27038577
They do some fucking delicous thai-style fishcakes in aldi, m8.
>>27039043
Have you told /fa/ and made them jelly?
where is friday film night hosted again lads?
>>27039062
Nah mate.maybe
>>27039088
>implying /fa/ care about lad fashion.
If it ain't Rick Ownens they don't care.
>taking advice from people who think oversize t-shirst are effay.
>>27039108
In your cuck shed
>>27039053
I forgot about that actually. One of the reasons i stopped looking at /britfeel/ for a bit
Then i come back and he who shall not be (You)'d appears
>>27039050
>not sending thousands of kebabs to be slaughtered by the pikes of the HRE and Commonwealth.
>>27039117
pls laddy
Don't talk shit about the cuck shed
Psst, lads. There may be a few cheeky pastebins completely unrelated to film night posted on Friday. Keep an eye out.
>>27039034
>>27039043
oh my god mate you can't be serious
>>27039043
Oh that'd look pretty sick with those shoes.
>>27039186
nah, it'll look like someone was sick on his shoes
and sweater
>>27039168
>>27039224
Jelly of my fashion mate?
>>27039240
please tell me you are joking
>>27039240
i'd rather eat a can of creamed eels than wear that stuff. Looks like one of those concorde blankets, and that is not a compliment
>>27039253
>>27039291
u wot m8?
Fight me lads. 2v1 I'll fuck you both up.
>>27039240
I'd love a dressing gown like this. Would be perfect for popping to the shops in.
>>27039314
>tfw live in student house
>cornershop with good bloke round the corner
>tfw popping down in the morning to grab milk in my dressing gown, slippers and flannel pyjamas and a snout
>no judgement because I'm a student and look siqq as fuck
>>27037156
Completely agree with you. When you've blown up one base you've blown them all up
>>27039291
Whats wrong with wearing one of those styles of clothing, senpai? Thee shirts and everything are all the fashion
>>27039448
probably because i don't give a toss about fashion and think it looks like shit. I don't think something 'looks nice' just because other people say it's fashion
I have 5 plain shirts, 2 polo shirts and 2 pairs of jeans in my wardrobe, and 2 pairs of vans i got for christmas the year before last.
Don't like buying clothes
>>27039448
being fashion means youre not being yourself.
youre being anything but yourself in hope someone will like you before you go out of fashion.
this is beta behaviour.
cockroaches ... Do we need them?
>>27033688
>We don't need to worry about getting shot every day
A Scottish guy told me he had to worry about getting stabbed whenever he went outside.
Doesn't sound like a better place than the US to me
A 23 year old french girl just came over to have a look around my flat to see if she wanted to move in. I think I'm actually in love, I really hope I didn't scare her off.
>>27039571
You get murdered for your biscuits in Scotland, which is why there's a wall separating it and England.
>>27039561
I don't but some of the britfeelers would miss their kebabs.
>>27039626
Kebabs are a staple british dish, we can't remove them now.
>>27039626
ho9w does kebab not kill people?
they just put meat on stick, and leave it there till its all gone? reheat every day.
>>27039676
Fuck knows
Thinking of getting a poppa Johns tonight lads. Never had one, are they nice?
>>27039694
no they are not
gdgdrgdfgdgfd
>>27039108
somewhere unrelated to this post.http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
>>27039736
looks like she is hugging intestine or colon or something
>>27039626
>Little do they know where kebab meat comes from...
Just devoured an entire Iceland stuffed crust pizza.
I have no regrets.
>>27039621
Haw cunt, dinae you be shittin on scotland pal, ah'll fucking shiv ye ya baw headed cunt then well see whooze haein a laff at whooze expense.
Scotlands only scary if yer a soft cunt or a fairy.
My phishing operations have been mostly focused on the one girl
That's almost done and dusted with a few delayed moves
Going to focus on the other two series of targets
Going to be a bit difficult though since they're not students
One lot are young proffesionals, the others are chavs with obscure email addresses making it hard to play them
Lads, I've got 55 quid on me xbox account
Do I get:
>The Division
>HITMAN
>UFC 2
>DIRT Rally
>Dark Souls 3
>Doom
>Quantum Break
>>27039725
As if I'm going to listen to you
>>27039845
The Division 100%
>>27039845
>hitman
Mate, dont buy a full price early access demo.
>>27039845
Dark Souls 3, obviously.
Division is apparently really boring
Hitman will be chopped to pieces by episodic bullshit
UFC, no idea
DIRT is aight
Dork Souls is for dorks
Doom, no idea
Quantum Break looks like the new Heavy Rain, whatever you thought of that
>>27039736
I'd suck your dick lad, so hard too
t. not azulad
>>27039867
If I get Hitman, I might get the 10 quid intro pack version, see what it's like.
>>27039854
Why wouldn't you?
bgbgbgb
>>27039845
Get a decent game, if those are your only choices then just save up for something better
>>27039845
Doom
27039845
What mobile network should I go with lads now that I can afford to get a phone on contract instead of being a Tesco pay as you go wanker.
>>27039845
Rocket League, you can easily plunge hundreds of hours into it
>>27039904
>Wanting to play modernized, shitty Doom made by Bethesda of all people
Scotland out. Your full of retarded foreign students.
>>27039907
Defiantly 3
unlimited internet
>>27039920
I've already got it m8.
>>27039865
What's it like compared to Destiny?
>>27039845
guwange
>>27039845
Dark Souls 3 is the only worthwhile game on the list.
>>27039979
>worthwhile
>dark souls 3
oh you poor child, none of the games on that list are worth playing
>>27039931
>Your
>>27039933
>Defiantly
>>27039821
>who post
Lads come on. Is it too much to ask for a C at GCSE to participate in these threads?
>>27039931
Pal, dae a look like a fag fi glasgi Keep yer daft wee pakis and yanks mate. Dundee master race pal. Home of the daft white cunts. Oor uni is filled only Wi scotts. Cos lets face it, whod want to go there. Im no evena uni poof and id avoid it.
>>27039890
I know... but i'm in large demand right now.
>>27040024
Cunt, ive got a higher in english mate. Its just a shite language to use.
>>27039972
Well better than destiny much more content, loads more to come. Matchmaking is great too
>apply for Tesco on Friday
>get call on Saturday
>go for interview on Wednesday
>doesn't even interview me just hires me on the spot
>mfw now a wagie
Was pretty easy to get a job though desu senpaitachi
>Amazon employees who are caught stealing are executed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35763908
>>27039896
Because you're a tripfagit
>>27033935
>normal scum thinks puke/scat is a weird fetish
>>27040115
I did that once with my M+S, stayed there all through 6th form.
Bretty good place to work
>>27040115
Well done laddie
>>27040115
How the fuck did you get a response so quick? I applied for a job on Thursday and I've not heard anything. I even had to upload a picture of my passport so they could check I was eligible to work in the UK, fucking bizarre.
>>27040113
Is the loot worth grinding for? That's the key thing with Destiny for me, grinding for the god roll weapon.
>>27040115
Pretty lucky tbqh mate, interviews are hell and really make you want to kill yourself
>>27040172
Is your name Muhammed Bin Paki?
>Milk from corner shop used to be 1.50
>It's gone down to 1 quid
Thank you based cows.
>>27040172
You a paki?
>>27040184
Haven't played it enough to be honest, but I think so.
>>27036036
>usual place
I'm new to britfeel anyone tell me where?
>>27040172
You might get a response now. There is a part on the application screen where you have to upload your right to work and the manager said to me if people don't do that they just get ignored because it can be too much hassle if it turns out they are Mustafa Sibadia from Angola.
>>27039676
My mate is a butcher and he went to a factory where that shit is made. Believe me it goes through much worse than being left on a stick..
>>27040214
Dairy farmers getting screwed
>>27039571
Only about half of the Scottish population are literate. The other half are drunk or on heroine
>>27040213
>>27040218
No my name is British and my passport hasn't been in date for 8 years.
>>27040241
Ah right, thanks.
I checked the listing again and it closes on the 17th, so I guess I just have to wait a bit.
>>27040214
cows really are based, what amazing creatures
>>27037992
learn html & css or use squarespace or wordpress
>>27040291
They produce more methane through their mouths than their arses
>>27038314
local chippy does me medium chips large fish and gravy for 1.40 cause they know me, go every monday
>>27040333
So does your mum
>>27040333
i don't really care tbhqwy senpai, I just want that delicious milche
>>27040344
>>27038341
>>27038342
>>27038347
>>27038353
>>27038393
>>27038423
>>27038577
You people are fucking simpletons
^ he's still mad
lmao
>>27037954
2bh its different with different dogs. some dont like being left for more than a few hours, some go all day. Personally i think its mean to get a dog if youre gonna leave it more than 3 or so hours on a regular basis. If you work or are out for longer than that you should at least go home to check on it/walk it
I would like to issue an apology to the people in this thread I shitposted a little too hard and I went full retard. I will be taking my leave now
>>27040560
hahaha LMAO
>>27040184
Issue with the division will be that the guns will be kinda boring unlike with destiny
>>27039894
do they give you a discount if you then go on to buy the full game?
>>27040773
Yeah, wouldn't do it that way otherwise.
>>27040843
im just gonna wait for the actual reviews after the disappointment of absolution
>>27040878
did you see any beta footage? it looks more along the lines of blood money than absolution from what i saw
>>27039894
I would avoid it. Don't encourage their bullshit
>>27040899
yeah but they did the same same thing with the absolution demo-showcasing one of the only open ish environments in the game-and even that wasn't big at all.
I wonder what Poleaboo is up to right now, lads
>>27040930
shut up poleaboo. nobody gives a shit.
I had a six pack for a full 6 months and now I'm back to being skinny fat.
Why bother?
Accepted a job offer today lads. Gunna quit my current job tomorrow and tell them my new job starts on monday.
Told my new job i can start a week on Monday. Going to be a NEET for a full week. Im looking forward to it desu lads
>>27040025
Fife master race reporting in.
All those Bridgend suicides were spooky
>>27040987
what suicides? God bless them, they don't have to deal with life anymore.
Anyone else watch the bennies programme on channel 5 last night about Jaywick? Jesus shit a shithole.
>>27040956
the NEET lifestyle is truly a handsome lifestyle, I'm sure you'll enjoy your week of NEETdom as much as I enjoyed my year of NEETdom
>>27041051
> TheBridgend suicide incidentsare a set ofsuicidesinvolving young people inBridgend County BoroughinSouth Wales. Reports speculated that a "cult suicide" was to blame.[1]As of December 2008, there have been twenty-four known deaths in or from Bridgend county since January 2007,[2]though police have found no evidence to link the cases together. Of 25 people who killed themselves between January 2007 and February 2009, all but one died fromhanging.[3]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgend_suicide_incidents
>>27040568
These chavs who used to live next door to me had a husky and they would lock it in the box bedroom for literally days at a time while they'd go on holiday and stuff and even when they were home they'd be down the pub all the time and lock it in the box bedroom. It would be howling constantly. Eventually I rang RSPCA on them and they rescued it. Then the chavs came round to my house to start on my for getting their dog taken away but I was like idgaf lads you can't intimidate me into letting an animal suffer like that and so then they fucked off.
Also when I was in Portugal in shopping malls they have pet shop sorta things in the middle of some malls, like how you would have maybe perfume or e cig shops at malls here, and they would have puppes in tiny little glass boxes they always looked scared and stressed as fuck I didn't know what to do about it though. Seemed proper mean.
>>27041111
I hate seeing people being mean to their animals. Sometimes im not sure whether to call the RSPCA or not, because it has to be quite bad before they actually take the animal away. i dont want to make it worse for the animal by pissing off the owners by getting them a warning and then the owner taking it out on the animal. I did call them once over a neighbour not letting their cat inside even when it was getting extremely cold, and they took the cat because the neighbour just said they didnt want it anymore.
Yeah i hate that when youre abroad. Ive seen similar in spain, or seeing loads of strays out on the street and people ignoring/being mean to them.
>tfw work history is so bad you can't even get a job at Aldi
>>27041107
I'd kill myself if I had to live in Bridgend tbqh
>>27041173
Aldi is like top of the retail slave tier
Just ate half a bag of haribos and fucked up my macros for the days lads
I mean I'm still bulking at the minute but its just wasted calories though, how people can enjoy that shit regularly is beyond me
>>27040956
How do you not have to give more than a week's notice?
>>27041199
What are they going to do? fire him?
I plan to do the same except I'm saying its 4 weeks but I'm only going to do 2
forcing myself to eat a sandwich because the fillers about to go out of date.
Why didn't we just let the meganortherners leave?
They fucking hate it here, they only stayed because they're too shit to make it on their own.
>>27040157
What if you self inert as the puker?
>>27041199
>>27041218
They're laying me off anyway, i'll just tell them I can't commit to the full months notice, they've already agreed to pay me my redundancy and my accrued holidays
>>27041246
this is funnier
>have to lurk threads for a few months to feel out the culture before i get the courage to post
>2 weeks into feeling out /int/ and /brit/ and i'm almost ready to make my arrival
>>27041246
Months before the referendum, Scotland leaving was a lot more popular in england and they would have been pushed out.
>>27041246
If they had left it would have been Sweden 2.0 except this time we share a land border with them.
>>27041317
I do the same, and i assume most people do
>>27041246
Its funnier because we're right. Their ecconemy would have tanked because
>MUH OIL
prices tanked
>>27041355
>ecconemy
s m h
>>27041355
>ecconemy
>>27041355
Not only is that oil privately owned, but it's leased by the monarchy. They wouldn't've received a penny.
>>27041378
>>27041382
Sorry lads, I'm a retard and forgot to spell check it
>>27041317
I thought this is how it was done. I can't post in /brit/ because i'm not a turbo normie
>>27041317
>>27041351
>>27041403
new people dont do this any more and just jump into things
>>27041425
I've been here (4chan) on and off for like 8 years. I still didn't jump straight in when I visited after a small holiday. Gotta be respectful
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Wednesday is over fellow wagekeks, the weekend is in sight!And then the cycle repeats on Monday again and again until we die from either natural or self-inflicted causes
>>27034854
Waifu posted, bleak colours edition
>tfw your mum leaves loads of skin on the potatoes
It's like she enjoys getting a backhand.
>>27038577
reminds me so much of:
https://youtu.be/uYHAR8Xzsyo
>>27041473
Yes god forid you upset a few spastics that can't handle a sudden change of culture on a mongolian sheep trading forum
>>27041579
>tfw i come from the same place as him
>mfw
>>27041588
I just wanna get up to speed with the fresh may-mays first lad
>>27041588
For a lot of people this is their home, so I don't think you should treat it so facetiously.
when the only thing left to do in life is go for a nap
>tfw back on the road
i'm going to enjoy driving my van about
>>27041833
you living in the van? if so how do you shower shit shave adn get internet?
>>27041833
>tfw black on the road
>>27041833
Way of the road boys, way of the road....
>>27041833
How do people find driving enjoyable?
I find being on the road terrifying. Always think I am going to be killed.
>>27041869
Might watch all of Trailer Park Boys again.
>>27041861
no, i am not living in the van
>>27041869
i'm gonna be throwing my piss bottles on all roofs
>>27041880
it's nice on the right roads and when no one is about
>>27041934
>i am not living in the van
wait so are you just checking into hotels? what's your living situation like when you're on the road
>>27041955
i am not on the road. i have just insured myself to drive on the van my dad was using for work. he has bought a new van
>>27041982
Gunna take us on a maccies run lad?
>>27042003
yeah, my invite extends to the southampton lads only m8
>>27040355
Checked and keked my man.
at this juncture, I am listening to deftones
>>27042094
I'm listening to Do As Infinity, really enjoyable.
Got Soul Eater on DVD today. Time for a marathon.
>>27042034
>getting in some random van to "go to maccies"
Enjoy shitting out a johnny tomorrow.
playing some crappy star wars roleplay with a first time GM (a friend so we doing it as practice) while listening to silly Funhaus videos. not an idea night but still pretty fun desu.
>>27042148
Soul Eater needs the same treatment as FMA:Brotherhood. I cringed at the endpower of courage one-shoting God
>just found out my oneitis has a boyfriend
>haven't stopped crying in 2 hours
I'm extremely lonely - I've never had a gf and I managed to delude myself into believing that maybe there's a chance of getting with this girl only to have everything fucked up.
My therapist has been trying to get me to try talk to people for months and I haven't even attempted to talk to anyone, but when I met this girl I instantly fell in love, I actually tried to "seduce" her in my own autistic way. I can't believe this has happened to me again. My life is empty and I'm lonely again. Great. Just fucking kill me, living isn't worth it.
>>27042247
How do I get through this lads?
I haven't felt this way min 3 years, since my fucking secondary school oneitis
I don't know what to do with myself anymore, I'm fucked
>one of the animals I'm phishing has a Tiscalli.net email address
Fucking plebs
>>27042191
this please for the love of god
>>27042247
>>27042304
LIFT MATE
behind every swole cunt is some bird that fucked him over
make her realise she made the wrong decision lad
>>27042324
Fuck off gym shill
>>27042324
>hurr durr pick up the heavy thing and put it down again
>if you do it enough times you become a better person
>>27042304
Poleaboo felt like that after his qt Polish roommate left
It gets worse before it gets better, only cure is realising she isn't as special as you thought, get that by getting closer to her
>>27042324
Pretty much this, I don't use Facebook or instagram or any of that shit, during winter I'm pretty much a recluse I refer to it as cocoon mode
When summer comes the light will shine upon me and I will break free from my shell and show my gainz to the world, knickers will be sodden within a single glimpse of my ripped shredded vessel that you humans call a body, this summer I will ascend into a god
>>27042419
Technically it's more like hibernation rather than a cocoon.
>>27042304
>>27042247
Stop fixating on women. They're just things really. You don't need one.
>>27042406
top meme mate
lifting releases endorphins, that's what got me off SSRIs
>>27042474
Niggas don't get swole during hibernation son
I used the phrase cocoon as a way of conveying the transformation I will have undertaken
>>27042482
I can release endorphins by wanking.
>>27042119
>weeaboo shit
SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT
>>27042482
>lifting releases endorphins
Still doesn't feel as good as heroin though, does it?
>Been feeling incredibly shit for a few days
>Felt like i was just a fuck up
>Don't talk to anyone for a few days because why would they care
>Oneitis texts me asking me why im being so quiet
>Tell her its nothing
>tfw she cares
The feeling is still depression because her and chad are happy
>tfw too depressed to smoke a cig
This is new
>>27042532
fleeting endorphins, lifting endorphins last ages
>>27036036
>all these plebians not voting for Demo Man
>all these people voting at all with no intention of showing up
>>27042611
this is why I find it so hard to drop bad habbits, its so much easier to just do nothing at all
>>27042558
excellent logic you spanner
>>27042659
Not for me it makes me feel worse
>he's a neet and doesn't lift
>>27038314
Cod, Chips, Scraps, Curry Sauce, Loadsa S&V, with b&b and a brew.
Get some bread and butter, smush some curry covered cod on there, top with chips and have yourself a nice comfy watch of whatever your preferred comfy watching is.
>captcha - select all bread.
>>27038349
You're only a chavvy cunt if you act like one.
You might look like a lot of chavs do, but then again my dick looks like a lincolnshire sausage, doesn't mean it is one does it?
>>27042034
Curious, which end of Southampton?
>>27042691
>he cares about his body
>>27038349
To be fair theres multiple brands that were considered classy before chavs got anywhere near them; burberry, lacoste etc.
>>27042794
east side lad
>>27042827
The Hedge End Macdonalds is half decent since its refurb. That and the fact that it's near dual carriageways that are excellant to rag it around and lead out to Botley/Curdridge/Wickham
>>27041897
Watch Hardy Bucks instead desu. Very similar but irish.
>>27042808
>you will never know that feel of extending your arm and feeling nothing but solid muscle without even flexing
>you will never look in the mirror and admire how defined and well proportioned your body is
I could seriously be a fitness model if I could stand all the pretentious cunts that go with it
>>27042897
yes, i drove past it today and noticed it's been refurbed. swaythling mcdonalds is also being refurbished
>>27042955
Only bad thing about it is they play classical music. In a Macdonalds.
Pizza Hut are doing a big refurb project, west quay was done a little while ago and the hedge end one was finished within a month or so.
>>27043034
west quay food terrace is really plush and fancy nowadays
>married fat bird I mentioned the other night is going to call me in a minute
>walking the dog so her husband doesn't hear her talking to me
Help please. I want to let her down gently.
>>27043034
Nothing wrong with classical music you pleb.
>>27042938
Honestly mate I think you'd fit right in
>>27043159
Don't answer.
>>27043159
Steves mrs? Should fuck her lad
>>27043189
Too late FFS
>>27042691
>he's a NEET and doesn't do callisthenics
lifting weights is low skill and effort and most suitable for wageys
>>27043174
RIght fine. But if you wanted it you'd be going to Proms or listening to your Classical FM before PMQs is on at home with your pension.. Not in McD's at midnight because you work in a pubs or have the munchies.
>>27043159
"Fuck off and don't call me"?
>>27043174
Classic music is shit mate.
What would you want listen to archaic stuff like that when you can listen to modern stuff like E.S Posthumous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AEU5pBxY6E
New thread lads
>>27043339
100% oregano content
What's a comfy game lads? thinking of buying stardew valley
>>27043411
Earthbound
Really, really comfy.
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