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/britfeel/: using that lad's edit edition

What's for dindins this evening?
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Lads I had an interview for a huge company in the oil industry the other day I was nervous the night before so I got high as fuck and slept like a baby.

only 4 people got an interview out of the 70 applications and I had great banter with the guy, plus he is best mates with my current boss.

Did I get the job?
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>>27043339
Made a cracking fish dish with tomato, thyme & chick peas

Fucking stunk the house up though
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Every time I bump into and chat to my neighbour in the hall, I spend the entire evening thinking about her.

I don't really like this feel.
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>>27043293
that's fucking sick lad, thanks for the recommendation
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>>27043339
What's a comfy game lads? thinking of buying stardew valley, reposted from old thread
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>>27043442
Earhbound
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>>27043407

Maybe she has the same reaction about you, Anon?

Maybe.
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>>27043389
>oil industry
Don't they have drug testing?
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>>27043389
Definitely sounds promising, good luck!

>>27043392
Sounds nice, thats the problem with fish though.

>>27043407
iktf m80, its even started with guys for me too now.
>chat with random guy on my course
>he is nice to me
>'is he gay? am i gay? am i lonely enough to go gay for him if hes nice to me?'

fml
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Just ad a lovely little fish n chips lads ave you ever ad a fish and a chip before?
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^ 6 hours later and he's STILL angry
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>>27043455
The job is onshore actually for the first year, but I imagine so.

I only smoke very rare occasions so I can sleep.
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>>27043442

I'm playing Paper Mario (64) and grinning like an idiot, I haven't touched it since 99 so it's all fresh again.
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>>27043389
>oil industry

I worked in oil. I just got laid off. Good luck anon

>>27043339
Fell out with mum because nothing is ever good enough for her. Not going to make tea so i don't have to talk to her
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>>27043442
red dead redemption and dark souls are real comfy brah
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http://strawpoll.me/7038538

quite important straw poll lads
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>>27043339
>What's for dindins this evening?
Fish fingers, the tendies of the Bonger world.
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>touch my willy
>sniff my fingers

Whew its a bit pongy down there lads
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>>27043442
Factorio is /comfy/ teir
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>>27043339
>fap to degenerate porn
>want to die
>repeat

lads I...
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>>27043159
>>27043189
>>27043228
>>27043217
Talked for fourteen minutes.
>her husband thinks he's dying of stomach cancer but refuses to see a doctor
>he asked her to promise to leave him if he was terminal
>she wants a divorce
>apparently he knows that too
>people at work know I kissed her on a night out

All this shitty drama is not worth it for a drunken snog lads. Stay the fuck away from married women I'm telling you.

I know nobody cares about my normie problems but I'm posting them anyway, sorry.
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>>27043507
>Destiny Micro transactions

So glad im on a break from destiny. I can't keep letting them jew me
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>>27043507

[] - None of the above
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I can never play vidya in peace.
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>>27043499
Apparently the price will rise the end of this year, hold on bro.
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>>27043552
What possessed you to go near her in the first place?
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>>27043507
I don't know if it's on Xbox but get Stardew Valley if you can.

It is fucking AMAZING. I never play games for more than an hour but I literally can't bring myself to stop playing this.
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>>27043552
Women just avoid me so i don't have to worry about this kind of thing.

I hope it works out for you though mate
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>>27043562
Ozzy Osbourne him if he is annoying you.
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>>27043560

I've probably spent like 40 quid on it, despite saying "i'm not spending a penny on this shit".
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>>27043499
Working on North Sea rigs? To be fair the industry had it all it's own way for so long.

Arabs now just pumping that shit out the ground as fast as possible to crash the western companies?
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>>27043614
Nah, he can be annoying but he's still my bro.
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>>27043442

what >>27043524 said, it would be even more comfy if we got a britfeel factorio server going at some point.
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>>27043593
Ten pints to be honest. We are friends and I was trying to cheer her up a bit by paying her a few compliments whilst she slagged off her husband. It went too far obviously. I know it's my own fault.

>>27043602
Cheers.
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>>27043646
what kind of bird things does he do? what does he get up to? how do you interact with him?
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So Tuesday was my first day off which was put aside to do nothing. Today was the second day off which was meant to be used to get shit done.
>I've sat at home all day playing Skyrim and Insurgency.
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>>27043562
>>27043646
Jacques?

original
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>>27043574
Yeah, to maybe $60, the saudis fucked themselves trying to kill shale gas. The yanks just figured out how to frack for less overheads

Oil is an unstable industry senpai (I do want to go back into it at some point though)

>>27043625
>tried to kill of shale
>Shale got better

I worked in the 'service industry' I was set to work abroad but the downturn happened so the work dried up.

>>27043624
yeah, i got fucked off with halo 5 and bought some in that too

>tfw still no dmr
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>Did really badly in AS-levels
>Changed colleges to start afresh
>Made no friends and just screwed up my repeated AS year as well as the A2 year
>Took a year out, working in Wetherspoons
>Went back to college last September to try again, instead of doing a foundation year which would have been much more sensible
>Still friendless, and behind on work in all my classes
>4 years older than everyone else
>Physics coursework draft due in tomorrow that I started today, and there's no way I'll finish it in time
Ah, I guess my time is up...
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>>27043703

i couldn't get into halo 5 at all. GTA Online though. Probably spent like 50 quid on money in that game too, because i didn't feel like grinding for shit.
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>>27043550
Just fuck our shits up, f4m.
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>>27043703
>service industry'
Sounds like you were sucking Scottish dicks.
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>>27043703
Service, like NDT?
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>>27043501

Not him, but I'm replaying RDR right now.

The body count feels a bit stupid, but the poker's fun. Most of the minigames are shit though.

8/10.
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Back again to check if anyone in the northwest wants cuddles? <3
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Will high emperor Trump make America great again?
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>>27043675
>he talks
>very destructive like all other birds
>nuzzles my hand when playing vidya
>BITES my hand and any loose skin or cuts while playing vidya
>bites at my stubble
>loves playing with tassles on hoodies
>sits on my shoulder shouting shit at the dog who hates him

He's pretty lively.
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>>27043708
are you me?

I actually miss working at this quiet little pub that I did
Not the usual party piss heads thank god
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>>27043708
Perhaps college isn't for you. I only went to sixth form to retake my Maths GCSE (went from a D to a B) and then went straight into work. Your problem will be the gap between 16 and 20 with not a lot to show for it I suppose. Say you were digging wells in Africa or something
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>>27043708
>Physics coursework

what the fuck
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>>27043708
>physics
That's where you fucked up. Science A-levels are really hard. You'll only do well if you got A*s, maybe As in your science and maths GCSEs. I made the mistake of taking Biology, Chemistry and Maths in College when I only got Bs in them. Ended up failing AS Chemistry, dropping AS Maths after getting an E, and then passing A2 Biology with an E.

But yeah, college is pointless unless you make the right choices from the very beginning.
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>>27043800
presumably to make it easier for girls
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>>27043777
Sounds awesome. Was he expensive? Does he stink out your house?

I want one.
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>>27043773
>Bush Ep. 5
>The racist strike back
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>>27043802
>Science A-levels are really hard
lol
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>>27043767

Where about fampai? I'm just south of Manc.
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>>27043708
Honestly mate just drop out now and get a job. You've fucked up bigstyle and its time to stop pretending you're not a retard

>>27043730
I managed to avoid being jewed by rockstar some how. Not that I didn't consider it, was tempted by that harrier

>>27043745
>>27043752
I maintained and serviced RSS well guides (Drills that can be controlled from the surface and directed around obstacles, they're good for fracking)
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>>27043822
How is he racist? Explain yourself libcuck and do not just repeat what the liberal media tells you
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>>27043518
same desu lad, but its an exquisite smell
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>>27043823
Alright Mr Big Shits, how did you do?
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>>27043339
>>27043339
>tfw been on JSA for over a year so they are putting me on some work scheme

Christ, i'm going to Uni in september but i cant exactly tell them that. These next few months are going to be hell I just know it
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>>27043834
Just north of liverpool T-T
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rate my new shitposting machine
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>>27043835

I've got 3 upscale apartments, full of cars and also a tank because fuck it.
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>>27043767
Are you a grill or a passable as one?
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>>27043777
sounds like a right lad
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>>27043862
At least it will get you back into the habit of showering and getting up at a sensible time if you've been NEETing it up mate.
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>still no selbie

Fuck you all
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>>27043819
Nope. He's a Celestial parrotlet and you can get them from 25-50 bong from breeders.

There are other types but celestials are more common and a lot cheaper and easier to get because of that.

There is little to no smell but they do shit A LOT and they will shit when out of their cage so be prepared to clean it up.
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>>27043876
I have a tank. I got it when some faggot gave me $3,000,000,000 through a hack. I should have invested it all in expensive cars and sold them after the patch but i didn't

I do own pretty much every stupid vehicle from before the patch though
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Rub the sides of your nose ang give your finger sniff

Tell me what its like
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>>27043777
thats really cute, I want a bird friend
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>>27043901
b-but i had two afternoon naps the other day and it was great
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>>27043937
Didn't smell anything, but my finger is now very greasy
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black people in desu
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Anyone else found themselves dressing more like a chav by the day. It's just so comfy.
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>>27043860
1st class MSci Physics

easy
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>>27043883
I could be passable if someone wanted me ;-;
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>>27043875

>Asrock mainboard
>PSU is only "bronze certified"

wew lad
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>>27043973
Chavs are white niggers and subhuman scum
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>>27043973
>he doesn't dress in women's clothes

could you BE anymore gay?
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>>27043937
smells like easy peel satsumas.
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My new monitor came today. These threads look way too massive now.
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>tfw no 38 year old canadian gf

my as well fucking end it all now lads
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>>27043982
Post pictures faggot

robot says hi
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>>27043980
>easy
for (you)

Nah but well done, not many people can into physics
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>>27043989
W-whats wrong with that?
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>>27043973
What is chav nowadays though?

All the new gen chavs round here have got long hair now, its a bit gay desu
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>hungry
>no food in the flat

Someone bring me something

I can pay you in reaction images
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>>27044039
it made me autistic
I should have done history
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>>27044037
Why not fucking come and take some?
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>>27044037
Is that a bloke?
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Post waifus
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>>27044063

I thought Asrock were pretty cheap and nasty, anyone who sells mainboards for 20 GBP has got to be bad news.

Source: knowledge from 8 years ago, they may have changed but if it were me building a computer I'd go with Asus, Gigabyte or MSI. And I'd get a WD hard drive too, in fact, why the heck aren't you getting an SSD? It's the current year, after all.
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>>27044079
Because you probably look a lot like a man and i'm not into that im affraid

>>27044093
Yes. Fucked world isn't it?
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>>27044125
you lads should post your waifus/husbandos if you have one
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>>27044065
like this sort of
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>>27044074
Oh, I did History

A-level though. It was pretty good except for all the leftie-bias at our College. We did an entire year long coursework project on African-Americans and how shit like affirmative action was good for them and gave them gibs me dats
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>>27043925
>He's a Celestial parrotlet
Oh yeah, I remember that from a previous thread. 50 bong doesn't seem too bad. How much for the cage? How much do you spend on food? Does he have a little mirror or any toys or anything?

Sorry for the inquisition, genuinely considering getting one.
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>>27044133
This is an actual woman, I've seen her nudes
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>>27044125
/isami/

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>27044133
What a gay thing to have saved
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>>27044125

Always and also forever
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>>27043933

Hahaha fuck me.

I'm on it right now. Literally sat in my house whilst some tard rages outside because I spawn killed him about 10 times, then fucked off to my house to play dress up.
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>>27044125
Posting a Jun, but having a pretty crap time being forced to roleplay this star wars rpg thing now, dont really enjoy it desu.
>>27044196
isanicetoseeyouagain
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hi everyone, could i have some (you)s please?
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>>27044126
I was thinking about adding a little cheap SSD for the os.
Asrock seem to have an alright reputation and it is meant to be on the cheap side I don't want the costs to keep going up
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>>27044189
Oh thank fuck. I've had a wank to her. I thought I was gay for a minute there
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>>27043937
Can't smell anything because flu. It was kind of greasy. Am I doing it right?

>>27043948
Sorry mate, those days will soon be over.

>>27043973
Nike trackies an a stone island hoodie on right now mate. Wouldn't leave the house like this usually though.
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>>27044209
Just for (you)

origami
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>>27043800
What's wrong with that
Scientists write reports and shit all the time
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>>27043980
weren't you the lad a few threads ago who said he hasn't gotten a job 1 year after graduating?
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>>27044219

Just get an SSD in a few months if you're worried about cost, there's no reason to get everything at once.
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>>27044208
reminder before you bully:
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>>27044125
dont at me
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>>27044125

35 minutes between the inception of the thread and the waifushitters showing up, this must be some kind of record
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>>27044199
I'm pretty sure I served Rose in a pub a worked at maybe a year ago? Came in with some friends, if it wasn't her then I'll be damned she was the spitting image.
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don't get 2d waifus but each to their own innit boyz
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>>27044202
I swear the only people that play that game are my mates and a load of 13 yearold edge lords.

I'll just be dicking around and one will start shit with me and keep spawn killing me. Apparently getting a tank or getting a jet and returning the favor isn't fair.
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>>27044209
It's nice to be replied to. Seeing the (you) is like someone really cares.
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>>27044125
>>27044156
>>27044196
>>27044208
>>27044258
>2D waifu

truly pleb. march
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>>27044242
>>27044285
thank you mates
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>>27044265
Last thread was a few hours. Was pretty fucking /comfy/ as fuck
>>27044209
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>>27044249
i would not bully hahahaha she is not a 'good girl' though lad.
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>>27044245
Hahaha yes. I've applied to work at the bakery in my local Tesco.

Honestly if I can't get that I'll just go teacher training for a year and get my 30 grand.
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>>27044268

Unless there was a perpetual shaft of light beaming down on her and you felt a warm glow in your heart for days after seeing her then it was someone else.
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>>27044281

This dickhead is literally fucking piling cars up outside my door. I'm just sending him ;) every minute or so.
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>>27044316
I have another 3 years hard unicucking before I get my MEng and I was NEET for a year after school lad

everyone should be NEET for atleast a year

where did you go to uni?
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>>27044219
Asrock are awful boards. Had a hell of a trouble with the one in my current pc cause there was a heatsink in the way of the pci-express port and I couldn't get my chunky gpy in. Eventually when I got it in it also covered all the sata ports. Gonna buy a board again when I get the money.
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>>27044333
Your mum likes perpetual shafts of light beamed all over her face lad
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>>27044357
rhul, which is probably half the reason I can't get a job
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>>27044352
;^) is more annoying, what system do you play on famalam?
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>>27044381

xbone. I still need to do my heists.
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>>27044359
What are you looking to replace it with?
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>>27044374
rhul has a decent campus at least, I've been there twice

you get 30k for teaching? fug >:D
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>>27044403
I want a jet, something could be arranged
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>>27044305
sorry but i seem to have memories of bullying from a junposter back when anime was still posted in /brit/
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>>27044333
Quite pretty, but I'm enough of a normie to not be a massive creeper about it.
On a side note we had Graeme Souness come in last year and some 'famous' squaddie that got burnt in the Falklands.
>It's an exciting life.
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>fish n chips for tea
>small piece of fish stuck in my teeth

The struggle is real lads.
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>>27044426
well yes that was me, but you must understand i did it to make you stronger.
And i watched the show as well lad like come on the subtext was there.
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>>27044426
>The jun fag is from brit

Colour me fucking surprised.
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Just woke up lads hahahaha
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>>27044451

Sounds like a hotspot mate. My cafe in Tynemouth had Dev from Coronation Street in once, he got loads of hassle from the customers lol.
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>>27044451
What was he drinking?
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>>27044493
hahaha

burn a cigarette down lad
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>>27044125

I wish she were a character in a better series
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>>27044125

Time for wine and hl2 with the lads
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>>27044418
30k is the incentive to do teacher training
it's a fucking scam, since you need to spend about half of it on the course, especially when you consider what your career prospects should be with a degree
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>>27044462
i see
ococococonutoc
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>>27044577
>should be
As much as people who work for the public sector and teachers complain about pay they are getting good pay for who they are.
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>>27044577
yeah I thought that was a bit high
the highest paying engineering grad scheme pays 32k / year starting for perspective

why don't you try and apply for some? if I had a 1st MSci in physics I would be on that lad
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>>27044522
Not sure, I wasnt on at the time, Manager bought them a round of drinks though.
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>tfw no bf

robot9001
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>>27044158
That's a roadman, an evolution of the chav
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Fucking cheeky twat
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>>27044185
Depends on how much you want to spend on a cage desu. Mine is huge with tons of toys inside because I work long hours so when I'm not home he needs stimulation. If you keep them in a small cage with no toys and never take them out they will lose their mind and start pulling all their feathers out.

Food is next to nothing. You will need a bag of these pellets with all sorts of vitamins and minerals in which are about 10 bong a bag and last a couple months, a bag of seed which costs about a fiver and lasts about 6 months and just incorporate some fruit and veg into his diet as well.

He has lots of toys but no mirrors. People say mirrors are bad because it sends them a bit funny and they stop wanting to be with you as much because they either think there is another bird with them or just want to look at themselves all the time...
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>>27044685
>tfw trans and no bf
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fucking hell lads im now an assistant manager at tesco help i didn't even mean to get the job lol can't wait to expose my powerlevel
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Just finished watching the first 25 episodes of Code Geass, about to move onto the next season. Made this image to sum up my thoughts.
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>>27044632
have applied for a few like bae, atkins, rolls royce etc. though no luck, I think they're more interested in actual engineering degrees as there's no real skills you learn in physics
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>>27044893
Not sure how I forgot to post the image.

Here it is lads. Extra dank.
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>>27044876
congrats m8, you can now expose your powerlevel to your inferior colleagues and not have to worry about it as much
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>>27044909
oh boy your in for a ride in season 2
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The Division feels pretty comfy desu
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>>27044919
im only fucking 20 as well everyone below me is at least 10 years older. i dont even like having responsibility
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>>27044840
Maybe if you looked like a girl, you would
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got to be honest with all you lads, i think anime character design is awful

I like the backgrounds though
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>>27044984
what anime? most have shit art
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>>27044953
It all looks too "samey"

At least with Destiny you have magic and varied classes and stuff

The realism is a hindrance
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>>27044953
which do you enjoy more, shooting at the same enemies the entire game in the same manner doing nothing different or running down the same kind of streets in the same environment?
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Official weed consumption method power ranking:
>1. Joint
>2. Blunt
>3. Edibles
>4. Stuffing it into your arse hole
>5. Bong
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I like fish n chips
you like fish n chips
We lke fish n chips
we're british after all

We like fish n chips
We love fish n chips
And if you don't love fish n chips I'll punch you in the gob you cunt
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>>27044984
Every character looks the same but with a different stock anime haircut to me
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>>27045041
>shotty
>not #1

fucking plebs, i used to rip a mass amount of shottys on the daily lad
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>tfw some guy on Rocket League starts bullying you for the tiniest mistakes and it really gets under your skin
>tfw you can't do anything because constantly thinking about it and how much of a wanker he is
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>>27045060
>actually enjoying fish and chips
>not getting a chinese or a cheeky madras
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>>27045020
>The realism is a hindrance
It feels like that will be the case

>>27045036
I enjoy both equally, this will be my new /comfy/ mindless game

The darkzone was fun in the beta though
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>>27045066
i disabled voice chat and regular chat when i play so i dont ever see the bullying
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>>27045041
>he doesn't directly inject his marijuanas
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>>27045062
Meant for
>>27045007

Soz m8
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>tfw mum has just complimented my work for the first time since I was a little kid doing watercolours
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>doctor has signed me off work for another 2 weeks

i want to go back to work lads
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>>27044953

I can't decide if I want that or not. Like, I love me a loot grinder, but compared to Destiny, and Borderlands, which are off the wall crazy and can bring up some brilliant loot, the realism bugs me.

What's the experience like if you're playing alone?
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>>27045102
What was your work? Being a faggot?
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>>27045066
Just tell him to git gud
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>applied to uni late because of changes in life plans
>mature student
>dropped out of a university in the past because of attempted suicide
>two years of NEET hermit life unaccounted for
>absolutely bricking it if I don't get in despite applying for some low quality unis
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>>27043562
cute birb

BAVI
A
V
I
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>>27044810
Brilliant thanks. I'll do some research and consider it when I move out.
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>>27045116
Singleplayer is kinda bland in the 'running strikes on destiny for 3 hours while you're hungover and listening to a stream/podcast" kind of way.

The environment is kinda comfy but the dark zone on your own is a little nerve wracking, there's a good chance someone will start shit while you're trying to get some nice gear. The dark zone with m8's is gr8 if you fancy a spot of rouge hunting or pub stomping

I haven't done much story yet so i'll report back later if you want to know.

I don't think this is the new destiny for me just yet though
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>>27044876
Manager at Asda here. The key is to delegate, delegate, delegate. Only when the shit hits the fan do you get your hands dirty. It's also good for the colleagues to see you doing that from time to time. Also. Complete all paperwork. No good having a good shop floor if you're not safe and legal.
Best of luck chap.
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Would you fuck a girl who weighs 20 stone?
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>>27045222

Yeah, for sure m8.

You've reminded me I need to grind out Prison of Elders though. Fuck.
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>>27044810
>People say mirrors are bad because it sends them a bit funny and they stop wanting to be with you as much because they either think there is another bird with them or just want to look at themselves all the time...

Sounds like human birds have this issue too.
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>>27045266
How much do you make as AM/ Store Manager in retail?
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>>27045162

When you apply for uni do you need your GCSE certificates? Because I really don't want to go back to my secondary school, ever, but I lost my original copies in the turmoil of my late teens.
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>>27045285
Love bbw tbqhwy
Only if theyve got a pretty face though
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>>27045285
Christ no.

I used to be 21 Stone and still looked like a blob despite being a lanklet, imagine how blobby a woman that size would be, being naturally shorter than men?
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>had to go to the other side of the house to find something to eat in the kitchen
>couldn't be fucked
>spent 17 quid on pizza and other shit so i only have to walk to the front door to get something to eat
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>>27045288
>Gotta get them motes

I still haven't killed skabies or whatever the fuck he's called.

Couldn't be fucking arsed with that cunt
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>>27045065
a bong by any other name
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>>27045313
I'm just a fresh manager. I still have a GSM (general store manager) above me. I make just under 30k. he must be on at least 50k with a company Audi
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>>27045356

Skolas m8

It's fucking piss easy now, especially if you've got an exotic sword.
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>>27045316

You have to declare every qualification you hold on UCAS and now because of the amount of people applying to university, institutions care very much about you having GCSE's at a certain level of quality.

You might not be as lucky to ask your secondary school for a copy of your results, to get the actual certificates you have to pay each examining body you took a test under and wait several weeks for them to give you back a formal certificate/confirmation of each subject you took.
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>>27045285

> 20 stone
> quite literally double my weight

I..I'd fear for my life, tbqh.
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>>27045365
Im a skilled tradesman looking at 25k

Im in the wrong game.
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>>27045335
i was almost 21 stone at one point, lost almost 8 stone and its pretty nice desu.
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>>27044893
>>27044909
Good shit anon, gave me a good laugh
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>>27045385
Can't be arsed with alacunt either.

I got bored of destiny around the second iron banner of TTK. I grinded year one too hard.
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>>27045400
There's a lot more than meets the eye in retail, experience is everything. I'm looking to jump ship to Aldi in the very near future. Their pay is a lot better but Asda have the financial backing and buying power of Walmart. I'm just going to take the plunge. Fuck it.
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>>27045365
Currently doing 50-60hrs weeks ("48hr contract" lol) as a restaurant assistant manager, starting salary is 18k, talked into 19.5 when I signed my contract but obviously should have fought for more. The other AM on site must be on about 25-28k.

My general manager (GM) spoke to me regarding a pay rise, waiting to see exactly how much it'll go up to.
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>>27045476
Fight for every penny. We had a fellow manager who never even brought up money when she was asked to move stores (3 times ). Others did and and got and extra 2-3k a year. She thinks she's lost out on 10k a year all because she didn't ask the first 3 times
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>>27045475
Aldi are always at my uni advertising their grad schemes
50k a year starting and area manager of 3 stores, even get a company Audi
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>>27045431

Alacunt?

Who?
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>>27045668
Ahak-Cool the dank blade
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>>27045636
If you can get on. Do it! Even if it's a degree in geography. They will have you. Ikea (if you're near Manchester or Warrington) are also good places to get on
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>>27045707

Oh god, he's fucking piss easy.

Have you done King's Fall?
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>>27045717
Nah I want to go into the civil service to be honest
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>>27045636
There's a reason that's their starting salary

You work 70+ hour weeks.

Never., ever work for Aldi as anything more than a shelf/till bitch.
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>>27045389

That sounds like a monumental hassle. Regardless, I don't actually need the certificates, correct?
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What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm in the last semester of my 3 year degree and I'm doing shit all. I haven't gone to any lectures or been keeping up with my coursework. It's like all the stress that's been building up over the past 2 years has finally caused me to just shut down. Why is this happening now that I'm so close to finishing? I want to have something to show for these horrible 2 years I've suffered through. What should I do?
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>>27045733
Yeah, I just can't be arsed with the exotic sword quest or anything
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>>27045751
they could ask you for them
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>>27044125

Lauren is the only woman I'll ever love
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>>27045819

Nice Zhalo m8.

>Ironwreath

MA NIGGA
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>>27045950
>>27045819
no offense guys but this game looks like crap
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>>27045968

It looks better in game. Their site just uses a shitty render.
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>>27045128
But he was playing marginally better than me

>>27045085
But it's usually so nice and friendly :(
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>>27045968
What a stupid fucking thing to say. All you can see is an inventory screen. Literal child logic
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>>27045981
well my dad used to play it, it looked pretty shit there too

are you also 40+ years old?
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>>27045981
>taking this much offense from a throwaway remark
lol
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When will the BBC stop shilling? Constant pro women, anti victim blaming, anti trump, pro EU propaganda, I'm getting really triggered
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>>27045950
I think that TLALOC and sun singer is my favorite combination for though. Its also good with storm caller for the grande recharge but im more tempted to super and go full syth lord.

I'll be honest, i've never beaten hard mode Kings Fall, we gave up at Oryx as the game was being a cunt.

>>27045968
Its a low res render from their website, it looks a little nicer in game
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>tfw you're planning to meet your real dad for the first time in your life
>brought up by single mother that works part time earning 9k a year
>he is the managing director of a private health insurance company
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>>27046064
The bbc literally gets funded pay outs by the E.U
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>>27046069

I've only got one Hard Mode Oryx clear lel, and it was a literal fucking fluke.
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>>27044189
>>27044236
Calls itself a man tho
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>>27046103
The first and third lines of this story sound decidedly untrue
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>>27046117
Yeah, and I call my dog a human name. Its still a fucking dog
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>>27043708
Don't want to sound like an ass, but A-levels were the best time of my life, the exams were just rinse and repeat. Learn the structure of the exams and easy A.

Left college with A*AAA in Maths/FurthMaths/Chem/Phys

Why aren't you trying anon, and if you are then don't fall for the stem meme.
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>>27046120

Its completely true and I have no idea how I am going to approach the situation.

I have his phone number, and he won't be expecting the call at all
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>>27046064

The BBC news is the most neutral news in the UK, that's why everyone fucking hates. And are you saying you're anti-woman, given that's the opposite of pro-woman?

>>27046111

That is such bollocks, but nice try.
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>>27046064
>Right wing opinions
>Brave underdogs voicing their frustrations with society
>Left wing opinions
>Evil shilling out to destroy society
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>>27046165
I know m8, im not arguing with you. If you look at its tumblr now it looks cuter as a guy than a woman though. A bit man-facey now
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>>27046202

who r u quoting?
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>>27046202
Sadly that is the case though. Liberals have far too much control today there needs to be more balance
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>>27046116
We didn't beat crota until after TTK launched. We kept getting fucked over by bugs and lag.
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>>27045978
That's why you do it, to infuriate him
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>>27046195
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9055183/BBC-admits-receiving-millions-in-grants-from-EU-and-councils.html
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>>27046195
yes.
>>27046202
I just want them to not have an opinion, report the facts, not constant opinionated articles, they don't have to be right wing, just neutral, they are funded by the tax payer
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L A D S is lost in translation worth a watch ???
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>>27046316
Yes, it's fantastic
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>>27046257

Christ. I don't think I've ever had a problem with lag in the raids. It always hits me when I'm in Trials of Osiris or Iron Banner.
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>>27046271

3 mil over four years is fuck all.

>>27046281

Then you're a daft sod.

>>27046316

It's a very fine film, would recommend.
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>>27046281
>I just want them to not have an opinion, report the facts, not constant opinionated articles, they don't have to be right wing, just neutral, they are funded by the tax payer

Fucking this

I consider myself right-wing and I don't want the BBC shilling for the right-wing
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>>27046316
retards like it cos they insertion fantasy themselves as bill murray
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