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What's for dindins this evening?
Lads I had an interview for a huge company in the oil industry the other day I was nervous the night before so I got high as fuck and slept like a baby.
only 4 people got an interview out of the 70 applications and I had great banter with the guy, plus he is best mates with my current boss.
Did I get the job?
>>27043339
Made a cracking fish dish with tomato, thyme & chick peas
Fucking stunk the house up though
Every time I bump into and chat to my neighbour in the hall, I spend the entire evening thinking about her.
I don't really like this feel.
>>27043293
that's fucking sick lad, thanks for the recommendation
>>27043339
What's a comfy game lads? thinking of buying stardew valley, reposted from old thread
>>27043442
Earhbound
>>27043407
Maybe she has the same reaction about you, Anon?Maybe.
>>27043389
>oil industry
Don't they have drug testing?
>>27043389
Definitely sounds promising, good luck!
>>27043392
Sounds nice, thats the problem with fish though.
>>27043407
iktf m80, its even started with guys for me too now.
>chat with random guy on my course
>he is nice to me
>'is he gay? am i gay? am i lonely enough to go gay for him if hes nice to me?'
fml
Just ad a lovely little fish n chips lads ave you ever ad a fish and a chip before?
^ 6 hours later and he's STILL angry
>>27043455
The job is onshore actually for the first year, but I imagine so.
I only smoke very rare occasions so I can sleep.
>>27043442
I'm playing Paper Mario (64) and grinning like an idiot, I haven't touched it since 99 so it's all fresh again.
>>27043389
>oil industry
I worked in oil. I just got laid off. Good luck anon
>>27043339
Fell out with mum because nothing is ever good enough for her. Not going to make tea so i don't have to talk to her
>>27043442
red dead redemption and dark souls are real comfy brah
http://strawpoll.me/7038538
quite important straw poll lads
>>27043339
>What's for dindins this evening?
Fish fingers, the tendies of the Bonger world.
>touch my willy
>sniff my fingers
Whew its a bit pongy down there lads
>>27043442
Factorio is /comfy/ teir
>>27043339
>fap to degenerate porn
>want to die
>repeat
lads I...
>>27043159
>>27043189
>>27043228
>>27043217
Talked for fourteen minutes.
>her husband thinks he's dying of stomach cancer but refuses to see a doctor
>he asked her to promise to leave him if he was terminal
>she wants a divorce
>apparently he knows that too
>people at work know I kissed her on a night out
All this shitty drama is not worth it for a drunken snog lads. Stay the fuck away from married women I'm telling you.
I know nobody cares about my normie problems but I'm posting them anyway, sorry.
>>27043507
>Destiny Micro transactions
So glad im on a break from destiny. I can't keep letting them jew me
>>27043507
[] - None of the above
I can never play vidya in peace.
>>27043499
Apparently the price will rise the end of this year, hold on bro.
>>27043552
What possessed you to go near her in the first place?
>>27043507
I don't know if it's on Xbox but get Stardew Valley if you can.
It is fucking AMAZING. I never play games for more than an hour but I literally can't bring myself to stop playing this.
>>27043552
Women just avoid me so i don't have to worry about this kind of thing.
I hope it works out for you though mate
>>27043562
Ozzy Osbourne him if he is annoying you.
>>27043560
I've probably spent like 40 quid on it, despite saying "i'm not spending a penny on this shit".
>>27043499
Working on North Sea rigs? To be fair the industry had it all it's own way for so long.
Arabs now just pumping that shit out the ground as fast as possible to crash the western companies?
>>27043614
Nah, he can be annoying but he's still my bro.
>>27043442
what >>27043524 said, it would be even more comfy if we got a britfeel factorio server going at some point.
>>27043593
Ten pints to be honest. We are friends and I was trying to cheer her up a bit by paying her a few compliments whilst she slagged off her husband. It went too far obviously. I know it's my own fault.
>>27043602
Cheers.
>>27043646
what kind of bird things does he do? what does he get up to? how do you interact with him?
So Tuesday was my first day off which was put aside to do nothing. Today was the second day off which was meant to be used to get shit done.
>I've sat at home all day playing Skyrim and Insurgency.
>>27043562
>>27043646
Jacques?
original
>>27043574
Yeah, to maybe $60, the saudis fucked themselves trying to kill shale gas. The yanks just figured out how to frack for less overheads
Oil is an unstable industry senpai (I do want to go back into it at some point though)
>>27043625
>tried to kill of shale
>Shale got better
I worked in the 'service industry' I was set to work abroad but the downturn happened so the work dried up.
>>27043624
yeah, i got fucked off with halo 5 and bought some in that too
>tfw still no dmr
>Did really badly in AS-levels
>Changed colleges to start afresh
>Made no friends and just screwed up my repeated AS year as well as the A2 year
>Took a year out, working in Wetherspoons
>Went back to college last September to try again, instead of doing a foundation year which would have been much more sensible
>Still friendless, and behind on work in all my classes
>4 years older than everyone else
>Physics coursework draft due in tomorrow that I started today, and there's no way I'll finish it in time
Ah, I guess my time is up...
>>27043703
i couldn't get into halo 5 at all. GTA Online though. Probably spent like 50 quid on money in that game too, because i didn't feel like grinding for shit.
>>27043550
Just fuck our shits up, f4m.
>>27043703
>service industry'
Sounds like you were sucking Scottish dicks.
>>27043703
Service, like NDT?
>>27043501
Not him, but I'm replaying RDR right now.
The body count feels a bit stupid, but the poker's fun. Most of the minigames are shit though.
8/10.
Back again to check if anyone in the northwest wants cuddles?<3
Will high emperor Trump make America great again?
>>27043675
>he talks
>very destructive like all other birds
>nuzzles my hand when playing vidya
>BITES my hand and any loose skin or cuts while playing vidya
>bites at my stubble
>loves playing with tassles on hoodies
>sits on my shoulder shouting shit at the dog who hates him
He's pretty lively.
>>27043708
are you me?
I actually miss working at this quiet little pub that I did
Not the usual party piss heads thank god
>>27043708
Perhaps college isn't for you. I only went to sixth form to retake my Maths GCSE (went from a D to a B) and then went straight into work. Your problem will be the gap between 16 and 20 with not a lot to show for it I suppose. Say you were digging wells in Africa or something
>>27043708
>Physics coursework
what the fuck
>>27043708
>physics
That's where you fucked up. Science A-levels are really hard. You'll only do well if you got A*s, maybe As in your science and maths GCSEs. I made the mistake of taking Biology, Chemistry and Maths in College when I only got Bs in them. Ended up failing AS Chemistry, dropping AS Maths after getting an E, and then passing A2 Biology with an E.
But yeah, college is pointless unless you make the right choices from the very beginning.
>>27043800
presumably to make it easier for girls
>>27043777
Sounds awesome. Was he expensive? Does he stink out your house?
I want one.
>>27043773
>Bush Ep. 5
>The racist strike back
>>27043802
>Science A-levels are really hard
lol
>>27043767
Where about fampai? I'm just south of Manc.
>>27043708
Honestly mate just drop out now and get a job. You've fucked up bigstyle and its time to stop pretending you're not a retard
>>27043730
I managed to avoid being jewed by rockstar some how. Not that I didn't consider it, was tempted by that harrier
>>27043745
>>27043752
I maintained and serviced RSS well guides (Drills that can be controlled from the surface and directed around obstacles, they're good for fracking)
>>27043822
How is he racist? Explain yourself libcuck and do not just repeat what the liberal media tells you
>>27043518
same desu lad, but its an exquisite smell
>>27043823
Alright Mr Big Shits, how did you do?
>>27043339
>>27043339
>tfw been on JSA for over a year so they are putting me on some work scheme
Christ, i'm going to Uni in september but i cant exactly tell them that. These next few months are going to be hell I just know it
>>27043834
Just north of liverpool T-T
rate my new shitposting machine
>>27043835
I've got 3 upscale apartments, full of cars and also a tank because fuck it.
>>27043767
Are you a grillor a passable as one?
>>27043777
sounds like a right lad
>>27043862
At least it will get you back into the habit of showering and getting up at a sensible time if you've been NEETing it up mate.
>still no selbie
Fuck you all
>>27043819
Nope. He's a Celestial parrotlet and you can get them from 25-50 bong from breeders.
There are other types but celestials are more common and a lot cheaper and easier to get because of that.
There is little to no smell but they do shit A LOT and they will shit when out of their cage so be prepared to clean it up.
>>27043876
I have a tank. I got it when some faggot gave me $3,000,000,000 through a hack. I should have invested it all in expensive cars and sold them after the patch but i didn't
I do own pretty much every stupid vehicle from before the patch though
Rub the sides of your nose ang give your finger sniff
Tell me what its like
>>27043777
thats really cute, I want a bird friend
>>27043901
b-but i had two afternoon naps the other day and it was great
>>27043937
Didn't smell anything, but my finger is now very greasy
black people in desu
Anyone else found themselves dressing more like a chav by the day. It's just so comfy.
>>27043860
1st class MSci Physics
easy
>>27043883I could be passable if someone wanted me ;-;
>>27043875
>Asrock mainboard
>PSU is only "bronze certified"
wew lad
>>27043973
Chavs are white niggers and subhuman scum
>>27043973
>he doesn't dress in women's clothes
could you BE anymore gay?
>>27043937
smells like easy peel satsumas.
My new monitor came today. These threads look way too massive now.
>tfw no 38 year old canadian gf
my as well fucking end it all now lads
>>27043982
Post picturesfaggot
robot says hi
>>27043980
>easy
for (you)
Nah but well done, not many people can into physics
>>27043989
W-whats wrong with that?
>>27043973
What is chav nowadays though?
All the new gen chavs round here have got long hair now, its a bit gay desu
>hungry
>no food in the flat
Someone bring me something
I can pay you in reaction images
>>27044039
it made me autistic
I should have done history
>>27044037Why not fucking come and take some?
>>27044037
Is that a bloke?
Post waifus
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>>27044063
I thought Asrock were pretty cheap and nasty, anyone who sells mainboards for 20 GBP has got to be bad news.
Source: knowledge from 8 years ago, they may have changed but if it were me building a computer I'd go with Asus, Gigabyte or MSI. And I'd get a WD hard drive too, in fact, why the heck aren't you getting an SSD? It's the current year, after all.
>>27044079
Because you probably look a lot like a man and i'm not into that im affraid
>>27044093
Yes. Fucked world isn't it?
>>27044125
you lads should post your waifus/husbandos if you have one
>>27044065
like this sort of
>>27044074
Oh, I did History
A-level though. It was pretty good except for all the leftie-bias at our College. We did an entire year long coursework project on African-Americans and how shit like affirmative action was good for them and gave them gibs me dats
>>27043925
>He's a Celestial parrotlet
Oh yeah, I remember that from a previous thread. 50 bong doesn't seem too bad. How much for the cage? How much do you spend on food? Does he have a little mirror or any toys or anything?
Sorry for the inquisition, genuinely considering getting one.
>>27044133
This is an actual woman, I've seen her nudes
>>27044125
/isami/
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27044133
What a gay thing to have saved
>>27044125
Always and also forever
>>27043933
Hahaha fuck me.
I'm on it right now. Literally sat in my house whilst some tard rages outside because I spawn killed him about 10 times, then fucked off to my house to play dress up.
>>27044125
Posting a Jun, but having a pretty crap time being forced to roleplay this star wars rpg thing now, dont really enjoy it desu.
>>27044196isanicetoseeyouagain
hi everyone, could i have some (you)s please?
>>27044126
I was thinking about adding a little cheap SSD for the os.
Asrock seem to have an alright reputation and it is meant to be on the cheap side I don't want the costs to keep going up
>>27044189
Oh thank fuck. I've had a wank to her. I thought I was gay for a minute there
>>27043937
Can't smell anything because flu. It was kind of greasy. Am I doing it right?
>>27043948
Sorry mate, those days will soon be over.
>>27043973
Nike trackies an a stone island hoodie on right now mate. Wouldn't leave the house like this usually though.
>>27044209
Just for (you)
origami
>>27043800
What's wrong with that
Scientists write reports and shit all the time
>>27043980
weren't you the lad a few threads ago who said he hasn't gotten a job 1 year after graduating?
>>27044219
Just get an SSD in a few months if you're worried about cost, there's no reason to get everything at once.
>>27044208
reminder before you bully:
>>27044125
dont at me
>>27044125
35 minutes between the inception of the thread and the waifushitters showing up, this must be some kind of record
>>27044199
I'm pretty sure I served Rose in a pub a worked at maybe a year ago? Came in with some friends, if it wasn't her then I'll be damned she was the spitting image.
don't get 2d waifus but each to their own innit boyz
>>27044202
I swear the only people that play that game are my mates and a load of 13 yearold edge lords.
I'll just be dicking around and one will start shit with me and keep spawn killing me. Apparently getting a tank or getting a jet and returning the favor isn't fair.
>>27044209
It's nice to be replied to. Seeing the (you) is like someone really cares.
>>27044125
>>27044156
>>27044196
>>27044208
>>27044258
>2D waifu
truly pleb. march
>>27044242
>>27044285
thank you mates
>>27044265
Last thread was a few hours. Was pretty fucking /comfy/ as fuck
>>27044209
>>27044249
i would not bully hahahahashe is not a 'good girl' though lad.
>>27044245
Hahaha yes. I've applied to work at the bakery in my local Tesco.
Honestly if I can't get that I'll just go teacher training for a year and get my 30 grand.
>>27044268
Unless there was a perpetual shaft of light beaming down on her and you felt a warm glow in your heart for days after seeing her then it was someone else.
>>27044281
This dickhead is literally fucking piling cars up outside my door. I'm just sending him ;) every minute or so.
>>27044316
I have another 3 years hard unicucking before I get my MEng and I was NEET for a year after school lad
everyone should be NEET for atleast a year
where did you go to uni?
>>27044219
Asrock are awful boards. Had a hell of a trouble with the one in my current pc cause there was a heatsink in the way of the pci-express port and I couldn't get my chunky gpy in. Eventually when I got it in it also covered all the sata ports. Gonna buy a board again when I get the money.
>>27044333
Your mum likes perpetual shafts of light beamed all over her face lad
>>27044357
rhul, which is probably half the reason I can't get a job
>>27044352
;^) is more annoying, what system do you play on famalam?
>>27044381
xbone. I still need to do my heists.
>>27044359
What are you looking to replace it with?
>>27044374
rhul has a decent campus at least, I've been there twice
you get 30k for teaching? fug >:D
>>27044403
I want a jet, something could be arranged
>>27044305
sorry but i seem to have memories of bullying from a junposter back when anime was still posted in /brit/
>>27044333
Quite pretty, but I'm enough of a normie to not be a massive creeper about it.
On a side note we had Graeme Souness come in last year and some 'famous' squaddie that got burnt in the Falklands.
>It's an exciting life.
>fish n chips for tea
>small piece of fish stuck in my teeth
The struggle is real lads.
>>27044426
well yes that was me, but you must understand i did it to make you stronger.
And i watched the show as well lad like come on the subtext was there.
>>27044426
>The jun fag is from brit
Colour me fucking surprised.
Just woke up lads hahahaha
>>27044451
Sounds like a hotspot mate. My cafe in Tynemouth had Dev from Coronation Street in once, he got loads of hassle from the customers lol.
>>27044451
What was he drinking?
>>27044493
hahaha
burn a cigarette down lad
>>27044125
I wish she were a character in a better series
>>27044125
Time for wine and hl2 with the lads
>>27044418
30k is the incentive to do teacher training
it's a fucking scam, since you need to spend about half of it on the course, especially when you consider what your career prospects should be with a degree
>>27044462
i see
ococococonutoc
>>27044577
>should be
As much as people who work for the public sector and teachers complain about pay they are getting good pay for who they are.
>>27044577
yeah I thought that was a bit high
the highest paying engineering grad scheme pays 32k / year starting for perspective
why don't you try and apply for some? if I had a 1st MSci in physics I would be on that lad
>>27044522
Not sure, I wasnt on at the time, Manager bought them a round of drinks though.
>tfw no bf
robot9001
>>27044158
That's a roadman, an evolution of the chav
Fucking cheeky twat
>>27044185
Depends on how much you want to spend on a cage desu. Mine is huge with tons of toys inside because I work long hours so when I'm not home he needs stimulation. If you keep them in a small cage with no toys and never take them out they will lose their mind and start pulling all their feathers out.
Food is next to nothing. You will need a bag of these pellets with all sorts of vitamins and minerals in which are about 10 bong a bag and last a couple months, a bag of seed which costs about a fiver and lasts about 6 months and just incorporate some fruit and veg into his diet as well.
He has lots of toys but no mirrors. People say mirrors are bad because it sends them a bit funny and they stop wanting to be with you as much because they either think there is another bird with them or just want to look at themselves all the time...
>>27044685
>tfw trans and no bf
fucking hell lads im now an assistant manager at tesco help i didn't even mean to get the job lol can't wait to expose my powerlevel
Just finished watching the first 25 episodes of Code Geass, about to move onto the next season. Made this image to sum up my thoughts.
>>27044632
have applied for a few like bae, atkins, rolls royce etc. though no luck, I think they're more interested in actual engineering degrees as there's no real skills you learn in physics
>>27044893
Not sure how I forgot to post the image.
Here it is lads. Extra dank.
>>27044876
congrats m8, you can now expose your powerlevel to your inferior colleagues and not have to worry about it as much
>>27044909
oh boy your in for a ride in season 2
The Division feels pretty comfy desu
>>27044919
im only fucking 20 as well everyone below me is at least 10 years older. i dont even like having responsibility
>>27044840
Maybe if you looked like a girl, you would
got to be honest with all you lads, i think anime character design is awful
I like the backgrounds though
>>27044984
what anime? most have shit art
>>27044953
It all looks too "samey"
At least with Destiny you have magic and varied classes and stuff
The realism is a hindrance
>>27044953
which do you enjoy more, shooting at the same enemies the entire game in the same manner doing nothing different or running down the same kind of streets in the same environment?
Official weed consumption method power ranking:
>1. Joint
>2. Blunt
>3. Edibles
>4. Stuffing it into your arse hole
>5. Bong
I like fish n chips
you like fish n chips
We lke fish n chips
we're british after all
We like fish n chips
We love fish n chips
And if you don't love fish n chips I'll punch you in the gob you cunt
>>27044984
Every character looks the same but with a different stock anime haircut to me
>>27045041
>shotty
>not #1
fucking plebs, i used to rip a mass amount of shottys on the daily lad
>tfw some guy on Rocket League starts bullying you for the tiniest mistakes and it really gets under your skin
>tfw you can't do anything because constantly thinking about it and how much of a wanker he is
>>27045060
>actually enjoying fish and chips
>not getting a chinese or a cheeky madras
>>27045020
>The realism is a hindrance
It feels like that will be the case
>>27045036
I enjoy both equally, this will be my new /comfy/ mindless game
The darkzone was fun in the beta though
>>27045066
i disabled voice chat and regular chat when i play so i dont ever see the bullying
>>27045041
>he doesn't directly inject his marijuanas
>>27045062
Meant for
>>27045007
Soz m8
>tfw mum has just complimented my work for the first time since I was a little kid doing watercolours
>doctor has signed me off work for another 2 weeks
i want to go back to work lads
>>27044953
I can't decide if I want that or not. Like, I love me a loot grinder, but compared to Destiny, and Borderlands, which are off the wall crazy and can bring up some brilliant loot, the realism bugs me.
What's the experience like if you're playing alone?
>>27045102
What was your work? Being a faggot?
>>27045066
Just tell him to git gud
>applied to uni late because of changes in life plans
>mature student
>dropped out of a university in the past because of attempted suicide
>two years of NEET hermit life unaccounted for
>absolutely bricking it if I don't get in despite applying for some low quality unis
>>27043562
cute birb
BAVI
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>>27044810
Brilliant thanks. I'll do some research and consider it when I move out.
>>27045116
Singleplayer is kinda bland in the 'running strikes on destiny for 3 hours while you're hungover and listening to a stream/podcast" kind of way.
The environment is kinda comfy but the dark zone on your own is a little nerve wracking, there's a good chance someone will start shit while you're trying to get some nice gear. The dark zone with m8's is gr8 if you fancy a spot of rouge hunting or pub stomping
I haven't done much story yet so i'll report back later if you want to know.
I don't think this is the new destiny for me just yet though
>>27044876
Manager at Asda here. The key is to delegate, delegate, delegate. Only when the shit hits the fan do you get your hands dirty. It's also good for the colleagues to see you doing that from time to time. Also. Complete all paperwork. No good having a good shop floor if you're not safe and legal.
Best of luck chap.
Would you fuck a girl who weighs 20 stone?
>>27045222
Yeah, for sure m8.
You've reminded me I need to grind out Prison of Elders though. Fuck.
>>27044810
>People say mirrors are bad because it sends them a bit funny and they stop wanting to be with you as much because they either think there is another bird with them or just want to look at themselves all the time...
Sounds like human birds have this issue too.
>>27045266
How much do you make as AM/ Store Manager in retail?
>>27045162
When you apply for uni do you need your GCSE certificates? Because I really don't want to go back to my secondary school, ever, but I lost my original copies in the turmoil of my late teens.
>>27045285
Love bbw tbqhwy
Only if theyve got a pretty face though
>>27045285
Christ no.
I used to be 21 Stone and still looked like a blob despite being a lanklet, imagine how blobby a woman that size would be, being naturally shorter than men?
>had to go to the other side of the house to find something to eat in the kitchen
>couldn't be fucked
>spent 17 quid on pizza and other shit so i only have to walk to the front door to get something to eat
>>27045288
>Gotta get them motes
I still haven't killed skabies or whatever the fuck he's called.
Couldn't be fucking arsed with that cunt
>>27045065
a bong by any other name
>>27045313
I'm just a fresh manager. I still have a GSM (general store manager) above me. I make just under 30k. he must be on at least 50k with a company Audi
>>27045356
Skolas m8
It's fucking piss easy now, especially if you've got an exotic sword.
>>27045316
You have to declare every qualification you hold on UCAS and now because of the amount of people applying to university, institutions care very much about you having GCSE's at a certain level of quality.
You might not be as lucky to ask your secondary school for a copy of your results, to get the actual certificates you have to pay each examining body you took a test under and wait several weeks for them to give you back a formal certificate/confirmation of each subject you took.
>>27045285
> 20 stone
> quite literally double my weight
I..I'd fear for my life, tbqh.
>>27045365
Im a skilled tradesman looking at 25k
Im in the wrong game.
>>27045335
i was almost 21 stone at one point, lost almost 8 stone and its pretty nice desu.
>>27044893
>>27044909
Good shit anon, gave me a good laugh
>>27045385
Can't be arsed with alacunt either.
I got bored of destiny around the second iron banner of TTK. I grinded year one too hard.
>>27045400
There's a lot more than meets the eye in retail, experience is everything. I'm looking to jump ship to Aldi in the very near future. Their pay is a lot better but Asda have the financial backing and buying power of Walmart. I'm just going to take the plunge. Fuck it.
>>27045365
Currently doing 50-60hrs weeks ("48hr contract" lol) as a restaurant assistant manager, starting salary is 18k, talked into 19.5 when I signed my contract but obviously should have fought for more. The other AM on site must be on about 25-28k.
My general manager (GM) spoke to me regarding a pay rise, waiting to see exactly how much it'll go up to.
>>27045476
Fight for every penny. We had a fellow manager who never even brought up money when she was asked to move stores (3 times ). Others did and and got and extra 2-3k a year. She thinks she's lost out on 10k a year all because she didn't ask the first 3 times
>>27045475
Aldi are always at my uni advertising their grad schemes
50k a year starting and area manager of 3 stores, even get a company Audi
>>27045431
Alacunt?
Who?
>>27045668
Ahak-Cool the dank blade
>>27045636
If you can get on. Do it! Even if it's a degree in geography. They will have you. Ikea (if you're near Manchester or Warrington) are also good places to get on
>>27045707
Oh god, he's fucking piss easy.
Have you done King's Fall?
>>27045717
Nah I want to go into the civil service to be honest
>>27045636
There's a reason that's their starting salary
You work 70+ hour weeks.
Never., ever work for Aldi as anything more than a shelf/till bitch.
>>27045389
That sounds like a monumental hassle. Regardless, I don't actually need the certificates, correct?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm in the last semester of my 3 year degree and I'm doing shit all. I haven't gone to any lectures or been keeping up with my coursework. It's like all the stress that's been building up over the past 2 years has finally caused me to just shut down. Why is this happening now that I'm so close to finishing? I want to have something to show for these horrible 2 years I've suffered through. What should I do?
>>27045733
Yeah, I just can't be arsed with the exotic sword quest or anything
>>27045751
they could ask you for them
>>27044125
Lauren is the only woman I'll ever love
>>27045819
Nice Zhalo m8.
>Ironwreath
MA NIGGA
>>27045950
>>27045819
no offense guys but this game looks like crap
>>27045968
It looks better in game. Their site just uses a shitty render.
>>27045128
But he was playing marginally better than me
>>27045085
But it's usually so nice and friendly :(
>>27045968
What a stupid fucking thing to say. All you can see is an inventory screen. Literal child logic
>>27045981
well my dad used to play it, it looked pretty shit there too
are you also 40+ years old?
>>27045981
>taking this much offense from a throwaway remark
lol
When will the BBC stop shilling? Constant pro women, anti victim blaming, anti trump, pro EU propaganda, I'm getting really triggered
>>27045950
I think that TLALOC and sun singer is my favorite combination for though. Its also good with storm caller for the grande recharge but im more tempted to super and go full syth lord.
I'll be honest, i've never beaten hard mode Kings Fall, we gave up at Oryx as the game was being a cunt.
>>27045968
Its a low res render from their website, it looks a little nicer in game
>tfw you're planning to meet your real dad for the first time in your life
>brought up by single mother that works part time earning 9k a year
>he is the managing director of a private health insurance company
>>27046064
The bbc literally gets funded pay outs by the E.U
>>27046069
I've only got one Hard Mode Oryx clear lel, and it was a literal fucking fluke.
>>27044189
>>27044236
Calls itself a man tho
>>27046103
The first and third lines of this story sound decidedly untrue
>>27046117
Yeah, and I call my dog a human name. Its still a fucking dog
>>27043708
Don't want to sound like an ass, but A-levels were the best time of my life, the exams were just rinse and repeat. Learn the structure of the exams and easy A.
Left college with A*AAA in Maths/FurthMaths/Chem/Phys
Why aren't you trying anon, and if you are then don't fall for the stem meme.
>>27046120
Its completely true and I have no idea how I am going to approach the situation.
I have his phone number, and he won't be expecting the call at all
>>27046064
The BBC news is the most neutral news in the UK, that's why everyone fucking hates. And are you saying you're anti-woman, given that's the opposite of pro-woman?
>>27046111
That is such bollocks, but nice try.
>>27046064
>Right wing opinions
>Brave underdogs voicing their frustrations with society
>Left wing opinions
>Evil shilling out to destroy society
>>27046165
I know m8, im not arguing with you. If you look at its tumblr now it looks cuter as a guy than a woman though. A bit man-facey now
>>27046202
who r u quoting?
>>27046202
Sadly that is the case though. Liberals have far too much control today there needs to be more balance
>>27046116
We didn't beat crota until after TTK launched. We kept getting fucked over by bugs and lag.
>>27045978
That's why you do it, to infuriate him
>>27046195
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9055183/BBC-admits-receiving-millions-in-grants-from-EU-and-councils.html
>>27046195
yes.
>>27046202
I just want them to not have an opinion, report the facts, not constant opinionated articles, they don't have to be right wing, just neutral, they are funded by the tax payer
L A D S is lost in translation worth a watch ???
>>27046316
Yes, it's fantastic
>>27046257
Christ. I don't think I've ever had a problem with lag in the raids. It always hits me when I'm in Trials of Osiris or Iron Banner.
>>27046271
3 mil over four years is fuck all.
>>27046281
Then you're a daft sod.
>>27046316
It's a very fine film, would recommend.
>>27046281
>I just want them to not have an opinion, report the facts, not constant opinionated articles, they don't have to be right wing, just neutral, they are funded by the tax payer
Fucking this
I consider myself right-wing and I don't want the BBC shilling for the right-wing
>>27046316
retards like it cos they insertion fantasy themselves as bill murray
>>27046445
The E.U should not be funding the bbc no matter how much money it is
>>27046453
I think to have something truly neutral it would just have to be printed word. Images are emotive, when they show pictures of things like dead bodies, refugee children etc they are considered to be left leaning because they are putting things out there that will sway people based on emotions.
I don't think the bbc are too bad desu, but because a lot of people here are so right wing they see them as being more left than they actually are.
>>27046527
I would have to see where that money went and why it was granted to make that call. I'm in no way pro-EU, but 3 million quid is such a tiny amount. I'd wager that money was given in the form of arts grants and had nothing to do with the BBC's news programming.
>>27046618
I'm sorry but your complaint about images showing too much reality is worryingly totalitarian.
>>27046618
They have to specifically hunt for those pictures of children refugees, it is intentional and for a specific point
This is 6 months progress.
Why even bother?
Feeling pretty shit right now desu desu.
You smite it, but a dark aura smothers your LIGHT. A cloaked figure emerges from the darkness. 'Ah, a paladin i see. Well your too late, slave of the gods, I have raised this tombs dead, your very own GRANDMASTER LIGHTMAN. Now be prepared to fight the skeleton of your idol, FOOL!''
He begins casting his foul magic as the skeleton closes the distance.
ohh shit lads what do i do?
NICO NICO NIIIIII!!!
>>27046669
I dont personally think that they shouldnt show images, I think they should. I meant thats what people say about it, but actually that wasnt very clear in how i said it.
>>27046687
True, but they are actual photos of what is happening. It may only be part of the picture, but it is still true.
>>27046745
get out your sword and hya hya hyaaaaa desu
>>27046777
>True, but they are actual photos of what is happening. It may only be part of the picture, but it is still true.
Thats not the point, they are trying to create a untrue perception by focusing on a small part.
The news isn't the worst part, everything else they do the comedy and drama is filled to the brim with lefty wank
>love playing BF4
>hate playing with the spackers the game attracts
also
>18 rated video game
>join server
>say swearword
>get banned
>SWEARING IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER
I hate these cunts so much.
>>27046855
>game can ban you for being "offensive"
>>27046256
I will lay out my liberal beliefs and you all explain why they are bad
>Outreach for women/minorities as in give them extra encouragement to do a job to overcome stigma but not affirmative action as in choose them over a white guy for no good reason
>More social housing, private rent is extortionate, housing is a basic need, most peopel in council housing are actually not on benefits, they work and pay a fair rent
>No death penalty ever, it's barbarian, the poor usually get the short stick, it has never been conclusively proven to reduce the murder rate and it's expensive as fuck
>Gay marriage, doesn't bother anyone so long as it isn't in a church, what's the issue? In general two consenting unrelated adults loving each other hurts no-one
>Transgender rights, if you are putting in the effort to look and act like whatever sex you believe you are then I don't see the problem with issuing the required documents. The chromosome thing really is nitpicking in the same way that someone who flatlined isn't technically dead by modern standards because we now know about brain death regardless no doctor would refuse to issue a death certificate to someone who had no pulse
>Repeal of that stupid joint enterprise law, it's only there because the police are too lazy to find the real killer. how is it fair to be convicted of murder for something the person with you did that you had no prior knowledge of?
>Welfare cuts to JSA only, cutting disability benefit just because some take advantage of the system is unfair on those who don't. You're on disability benefit because you are unable to work, it's different to just being unemployed
>Legalize weed, That stuff is getting more widespread than tobacco smoking now and no-one has ever proved it to be more harmful than alcohol which is legal. Government loses tax, and young people are given criminal records over stupid things. For the record no I don't smoke or ever will.
>>27046855
>Back in BC2
>classes had personalities
>playing recon or assault in no swearing server
>I get shot
>character screams out "IM GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS HERE"
>later on someone is complaining about it
>say "yeah it's bullshit"
>ANON THIS IS A NO SWEARING SERVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>27046790
>>27046790
i charge the cloaked figure first, smashing my hammer the 'LIGHTBRINGER' into his dark deformed body
>>27046945
I hope one day for a libertarian UK
>>27046945
>extra encouragement to do a job to overcome stigma but not affirmative action
so affirmative action but no affirmative action?
dude weed lmao
>>27046855
I don't mind no swearing, it keeps things civil, but insta-banning people is stupid.
>>27046917
>tfw filing complaints on Xbox Live for offensive language
And you can't stop me.
>went on a date with a grill
>had some bants
>one word answer texts back
Fuck sake boys, why can she just directly tell me to piss off? Women are hard
>>27046945
>>Outreach for women/minorities as in give them extra encouragement to do a job to overcome stigma but not affirmative action as in choose them over a white guy for no good reason
The fact that you even need to do that proves they are inferior and not equal contradicting your liberal beliefs.
>More social housing, private rent is extortionate, housing is a basic need, most peopel in council housing are actually not on benefits, they work and pay a fair rent
Indifferent to this one but the belief that the poor are all noble underdogs that have been opressed is very simplistic
>No death penalty ever, it's barbarian, the poor usually get the short stick, it has never been conclusively proven to reduce the murder rate and it's expensive as fuck
I agree
>Gay marriage, doesn't bother anyone so long as it isn't in a church, what's the issue? In general two consenting unrelated adults loving each other hurts no-one
I completely agree
>Transgender rights, if you are putting in the effort to look and act like whatever sex you believe you are then I don't see the problem with issuing the required documents. The chromosome thing really is nitpicking in the same way that someone who flatlined isn't technically dead by modern standards because we now know about brain death regardless no doctor would refuse to issue a death certificate to someone who had no pulse
Same with gay rights people can do what they want if it doesnt harm anyone else
>Legalize weed, That stuff is getting more widespread than tobacco smoking now and no-one has ever proved it to be more harmful than alcohol which is legal. Government loses tax, and young people are given criminal records over stupid things. For the record no I don't smoke or ever will.
Like with trannies and gay let people smoke weed if they want
Missed out the ones I didnt know about
>>27047098
Just text her back "fuck off then"
Fucking don't waste your time, for fucks sake.
>>27046945
Your outreach program is basically play nicey nicey "no Sandra you're a real go-getter of course you can get the job :)" sit down with a cup of tea nonsense, women and minorities know by now there are no discriminative barriers to entry with regards to entering jobs
>most people in social housing are not on benefits
Where are you getting these facts from. Though generally I agree, we need to return to Thatcherite days where people had a means to buy their house off of the council.
Whilst I would personally agree with you that marriage doesn't affect others, one must also consider that gay marriage is a violation of the bible, and we are after all a Christian country, albeit less so over the years. Regardless, gay marriage is point that affects such a small percentage of the population is it effectively a non-issue. The focus should be on the erosion of heterosexual marriage and the rise of divorces in the UK
Personally I see transgenderism again as a non-issue, I don't think it is something that should be provided by the NHS however, I think that is a selfish pursuit.
Weed is a gateway drug, and much like alcohol, can have serious consequences if someone for example gets behind the wheel of a car whilst absolutely stoned. In legalising it, there may be a slippery slope as to what then becomes legal after that
All in all I agree with you on most things, but that's because nearly all contemporary political philosophy in the UK is built upon the values of a liberal democracy, there will be overlap
>>27047098
Try calling her and seeing whats wrong
>>27047325
DONT DO THIS
just ignore her OP
>>27047098
That's how a girl can tell a robot from a normie imo though, a normie will drop her and latch onto the next girl while a robot will unfortunately get hit hard. just stop talking to her, delete her number, facebook etc so you never think of her again and when you do just remind yourself it was never meant to be. hard to do a first but evnetually you'll get used to it (and never allow yourself to like a female again due to the emotional hardship it causes, thus creating a 'catch 22' situation where the perma-virgin robot is born). i've given up on girls and it feels good for now, 2 years and running. I just focus the time i'd spend on a girl on myself instead and it feels p. good
>there are people on /britfeel/ who make around or upwards of 20k a year
I hope this is a fucking joke.
Where my /dole/ lads at?
>>27047258
>we need to return to Thatcherite days where people had a means to buy their house off of the council.
No, you can still buy them but it is a disaster as they were not replaced.
>>27047385
DOLE REPRESENT
>>27047385
>tfw I make 19k before all that tax
might as well not bother desu
>>27047385
>tfw I made 31k pretax last year
Still on my own, in my house with no friends and no contacts. Neet life is kinder really since you have family to do stuff with.
I just work, eat and sleep.
>>27047440
What's your dole officer like, fampire?
High energy over here.
>>27047385
lad 5k could make the difference of living like a shit robot peasant in the south or living like a high roller king in the north
Banana Bread beer is played out:
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/department/article/wells-banana-bread-beer
>>27047641
I'm with the disability dole woman. She literally doesn't give a shit what I do, as long as it looks like I'm doing something.
>>27047325
>>27047383
Yeah I ain't gonna do that. I'm just gonna forget about it.
>>27047385
I make whatever ebay will pay me for my failed forays into normiedom over the past 5 years.
>>27047127
>The fact that you even need to do that proves they are inferior and not equal contradicting your liberal beliefs.
No, if you are told that something isn't for you from a young age you won't do it even though you may be good at it, this is a waste of talent. In my neighbourhood everyone said top universities were for posh kids, thanks to outreach I found out that this wasn't the case.
I'm glad that you more or less agree with the rest, that's my stance too, "if it ain't hurting anyone who the fuck cares? Do what you want".
>>27047258
>women and minorities know by now there are no discriminative barriers to entry with regards to entering jobs
You talk about being a female programmer on /g/ right now and see what sort of response you get. There are no official barriers but the dinosaurs still need to be hounded out.
>we need to return to Thatcherite days where people had a means to buy their house off of the council.
You can still do this
>Where are you getting these facts from
If it were untrue the system would be unworkable as hardly anyone pays rent. Sorry I don't have the source but I assure you I saw it.
> gay marriage is a violation of the bible
That's why I added "so long as it's not in church". It's just words and paper at the end of the day.
>gay marriage is point that affects such a small percentage of the population is it effectively a non-issue.
Exactly the fact that a huge hoo-hah has been made out of it is proof that there's still a lot of homophobia in the country
> I don't think it is something that should be provided by the NHS however, I think that is a selfish pursuit.
I disagree, You have to have your cake and eat it however the saying goes. If it really is a disorder as what the right says then it must be treated. The surgery is neither that expensive or very common, I think 300 were done last year, it barely affects the NHS and one surgery is probably more cost effective than a lifetime of dealing with a depressed suicidal person
Just ate an entire 12 inch doner meat and spicy mince pizza.I'm still under 10 stone fuck you fatbots
>>27047612
What is your job? What area do you live in?
tfw you hear that track that last defined the moment when you ladt had hope
https://youtu.be/NUv0S4CfvCs
>>27047752
>if you are told that something isn't for you from a young age you won't do it even though you may be good at it
A very convienient excuse and wishful thinking. Women dont go into stem fields for example because they don't want to not because they are told not to.
>>27047765
I'm an R&D scientist, live in Wales so I'm relatively well off here where most people are poor as shit.
No idea where to go in my life really, I want more but I have no idea how to go about achieving it. Reading stories about people who've done great things they were all clearly on the path to something amazing very young so it feels like if you're not already there you never will be.
>>27047752
>If it were untrue the system would be unworkable as hardly anyone pays rent.
You don't know many people who work for council do you
>and one surgery is probably more cost effective than a lifetime of dealing with a depressed suicidal person
You probably think this is true but it ain't, suicide is more common in those that have the treatment. They require real mental health counseling instead
>>27047857
Boys are told from a young age school and learning in its entirety isn't for them by all the women teachers
>>27047258
>Weed is a gateway drug,
Is there any proof of this famous theory? I've never seen any weed smoker move on to crack.
> much like alcohol, can have serious consequences if someone for example gets behind the wheel of a car whilst absolutely stoned
Isn't it more pragmatic to just say "don't smoke and drive?" Works for alcohol. Anyway the people smoking and drive it would have done it law or not. My point is the law is totally ineffective in that millions already smoke it. It's basically Prohibition 2.0. Colorado and Holland have all seen the light, why can't we?
>nearly all contemporary political philosophy in the UK is built upon the values of a liberal democracy
Whatever the reason I like the way this country is run, I don't have a serious problem with most of the way this country is run, I don't see why everyone always complains, Europe is too left wing, Merica is too right wing, this place is just right. If you hate SJWs move to Sweden and then you will know the meaning of SJW
>>27047756
the problem is most of that fat will be going into your arteries, not your overall weight. honestly you should really, seriously think about cutting out the saturated fat. your body will be far worse than large amounts of saturated fat than it will from large amounts of a 'balanced' diet.
Having a heart attack at 12 stone, 22 years old is not fun even when you are suicidal, in fact is it probably the most terrifying think you will have (and maybe ever) experienced.
>>27047891
#sheep shagger
OG comment i sweark
>>27047952
This is probably why determined men end up in STEM, boys are told they can't do it, women think it's for men anyways so the few who do go for it are the ones with real determination to make things happen.
I did a STEM degree and everyone I went to uni with has got a decent job out of it by persistence.
>>27047752
no-one cares if you're a female programmer, they care if you blog on /g/ about it or how you post on twitter that you're fighting the patriarcy, there are good female programmers but they aren't the ones tooting about it, they just do their job just like male programmers
>>27047979
kek, i would just like to provide to this topic i am only 25 at 25 stone and have already had 5 heart attacks. it's mainly a male anti-stress gene as told by the doctors which prevents heart attacks for female. Being a neet is a female only occupation and all you virgin robots should be forced into work.
Tia
>>27047891
Sounds like quite a cool job, do you enjoy it? Is it for like medicine or something?
Yeah iktf, I am very direction-less and see people my age or younger who are succeeding and it already feels to late. I know thats just fatalistic thinking and doesnt help, but its hard to snap out of. Hope you find something that inspires you or something!
>>27047893
>suicide is more common in those that have the treatment
I talk about this fallacy all the time, I wonder if anyone ever listens to me. If you treat a patient then proceed to bully him over the treatment then how can you blame the treatment when he kills himself?
>You don't know many people who work for council do you
I know a guy in haringey council, buys weed off of my mate.
>>27047857
Look at male nurses. For centuries there were no male nurses. Commentators would say no man wants to be a nurse. When it got acceptable in the 90s or whatever there were plenty male nurses but still much less than the female ones. The take home message from this is that even though the claim that men didn't want to be nurses was mostly true there were still some who wanted to through the ages but were put off by stigma. Outreach is worth it for just this small number. My male nurse was very good, I'm glad it wasn't the 50s where he'd have been pressured into being a policeman instead and taken out his frustrations on me with his truncheon. Gotta get the right people in the right careers
DarkX > BLACKED desu
>>27048131
I'm sorry but you're completely wrong. This stigma idea is bullshit. If people were determined or skilled they wouldnt care about the stigma.
>>27048121
My job is basically the only good thing in my life. I can't imagine being NEET for more than a month or two, I'd probably off myself.
>tfw no bf to give goodnight kisses to and drape my arm around while he drifts away to sleep
Goodnight, chaps.
This post is for those who see some targeted advert e.g. that drink drive one on youtube, and think that "you dont know shit about me, i haven't touched a steering wheel in X months (y years).
>>27048200
I would stop replying to him, he is totally ignorant and just basing everything on his feels and pointless inefficient fantasy student wibble
getting pretty anxious waiting for the results of movie night lads
tfw you apply for a job, look on glassdoor and instantly rule it out.
>>27048131
Also we dont live in the 1950s anymore no stigma similair to your male nurse one exists. Both genders have equal oppurtunities. There are male makeup artists and no one cares, there are female doctors and no one cares
Poleaboo completed tonights cut
Project ended in failure again
>>27048252
You're probably right but you're not gonna change his mind by insulting him
>>27048214
one day lad, one day.
>>27048166
>DarkX
Shit, I didn't know about this one. God bless the Jews
>>27048166
HOLY SHIT they got mandingo! I'm in black cock heaven
how do I make friends britbots?
I'm 25, live in manchester alone, self-employed working in preston so no work mates, slowly dying of loneliness in my flat
PILGRIM WINS LOL
>>27044125
Just had a very gay and fun session of HL2 with the lads. Nice way to end the day.
>>27048320
Remember if you want to slit your wrists properly its down the road not across the street
>>27048410
Literally NOTHING gay about it lad, nothing at all. We even discussed the smell of Jun's feet.
Voting is done for this week and this friday's movie will be Scott Pilgrim vs. the World!
See you lads this friday, 10PM, at the usual place.
>>27048410
It was only gay when one of the lads posted his cock everywhere
>>27048454
that was pretty gay actually yes.
>>27048200
I just gave an example of once a stigma was removed suddenly there were male nurses. In fact I gave two examples, my own neighborhood where kids were told that top universities were for posh people.
>>27048252
C'mon if you are going to argue like a /pol/ manchild what is the point? Explain logically why stigma is bullshit. I have yet another example, minority policemen, the police actually need them to connect with minority neighborhoods more easily yet they struggle to recruit. Why because minorities distrust the police, they see it as a whites-only establishment out to get them. It's not because they aren't interested because if you go to a black country the local authorities have no trouble recruiting police there. How is outreach not helpful in this respect?
>>27048410
>>27048429
No, it was super gayand that's what made it great
>>27048447
ANIME SHITTERS BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
>>27048320
just looks like you were playing with a cat m8
>>27048413
No, the thought of vertical cuts terrifies Poleaboo
>>27048478
I still don't agree with this idea but evnn if you are right there are no stigmas like this today and women and men have equal job oppurtunites so women being incompetent is their own fault and not some "stigma"
bf just sent me this
>>27048447
>See you lads this friday
No you won't. Way to put on a movie for redditors based on troll votes.
>>27048572
>anime trash wasn't troll votes
>>27048479
best part was cramming ourselves intothe bath
>>27048572
>he'd rather watch the dub of K-ON
>>27048572
K-On was the troll vote m8
Pilgrim was the unlikely protest vote in the end.
To be honest, considering how obvious the vote manipulation is for both films, i'd disqualify them both and just play Demolition Man.
Does anybody else get scared updating apps on their phones? The permissions freak me out, they can access your camera and contacts at any given time. Literally it's 1984, we already live in a dystopian future.
>>27048631
>tfw no candlelight bath full of sweaty waifu posters
>>27046720
Lad...
6 months is fuck all, just keep at it.
>>27048571
Is his first name Eric? He looks familiar to me.
>>27048552
for the millionths time legally equal=/=equal. You know that companies openly prefer female secretaries over males even though it's illegal to do so right? If you're a dude who wants to be a secretary sure you're allowed to by law but you will have to struggle with bosses who secretly trash your application for being a man and even if you do get in the whole workplace probably only caters for females leaving you feeling ostracized. Right wingers don't like to hear these words but having a more comfortable and welcoming environment is as important as the laws themselves. How are you supposed to perform well if your colleagues and bosses are hostile?
>>27046720
Are you eating enough?
>>27048710
Yes
aoijfhkasejagkaLIEG
Got my ESA meeting tomorrow, how autistic do I act?
>>27048729
I would rather have that than quotas where people more skilled for the job aren't hired.You talk about discrimination but you attemtpting to fix it with more discrimination. A man shouldn't be refused a job just because he is a man or white.
>>27048677
yes, join us on /g/ and debotnet
>>27048800
Oh my fucking god this is gold.
Just to be sure, is his last name Gong?
>>27048864
omg yes who are you??????
>>27048677
yeah that freaks me out too. oh well at least they ask.
>>27048671
I bumped Pilgrim up with proxies on Monday when it had 0 votes and then shilled it as the protest vote against the weebs.
>>27048900
Lol I went to school with him.
Can I ask you, why the fuck are you dating him. We were friends, but he could be really obnoxious. Unless he's changed in the past year.
Oh and PLEASE post more funny pics of him if you have them lol.
>>27048821
This is merely outreach i.e encouraging to apply not affirmative action i.e hand-waving your application through just because you're a woman.
>>27048900
>>27048864
>>27048800
>>27048710
You shouldn't reveal someones face and full name on 4chan. I might track him down and rape him just to teach you a lesson
>>27048990
I haven't spoken to him in a while now, so go ahead fag.
>>27048966
his dick
>>27048990
Sorry mate, think you're on the wrong board, /b/ is that way.
I'm thinking of moving to another part of London because want to get away from people I know after finishing my sex change. Where is good? Currently in the northern part
>tfw you will never ever have a bf
>>27049076
>sends a dick pic
>doesn't pull back foreskin
what a clown
>>27049076
Wow, thats bigger than I expected. Your not in it for a long term relationship I assume?
And why is a fucking roastie on r9k?
>>27049125
>I don't know this feel
sucks to be you
>>27048965
I was doing the same with K-On desu, fuck your hipster movie, cunt
>>27049076
Thats an odd looking dick senpai
>>27049121
the thames
>>27049172
Better luck next time.
Origumi cement.
>>27049136
>And why is a fucking roastie on r9k?
>implying it's a girl
>>27049136
RESPOND ROASTIE OR I TEXT HIM THIS THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you guys allow Canadians?
>>27049400
I know its a girl dumbfuck he's straight. Unless something changed.
time for a cheeky x-files and sleep, tfw no bf to cuddle and all that. have fun shitposting.
>>27049430
Post a picture of the flag of Canada and I will tell you.
>>27049434
he's visibly gay
Started watching peep show. It's pretty fun desu
>>27049434
>Unless something changed.
changed, deviated, bent even
I have no hobbies at all apart from stalking random people I find on facebook and smoking cigarettes, it doesn't even relax me any more.
I need a new hobby, what should I do lads? I don't want to go outdoors.
>>27049597
Start collecting model trains and building miniature scenery
>>27049121
Enfield will always be ben(t)field.
>>27049624
no space in my shitty uni room for it, can't do it :/
>>27049639
Maybe try something artistic. Get a sketchpad and some pencils. I'm sure you have a lot of beauty in you.
LOTS OF FAG POSTING TONIGHT
I'LL DEAL WITH IT IN THE MORNING
>>27049680
Please be gentle :3
>>27049430
You'll have to get permission from the rest of the lads but i think its aboot time
>>27049661
alright I'll sketch something for you
>>27049710
I can't wait to see it x
>>27049597
Learn an instrument desu senpai
>>27049434
Mate he looks bent as fuck
>>27049631
fuck enfield i went to school there that is like the worst place you could have suggested seeing as its people from school im trying to avoid
any other suggestions?
>>27049509
He's always looked that way, but he doesn't act like a fag. Just an annoying motherfucker. But a straight one.
>make an okcupid
>talking with this 4/10 girl
>don't care about looks because I'm lonely
>tells me she's 16
>ok
>few days ago she was in my area and asks me to meet up
>agree but as soon as she went offline to sleep I sperg'd out deleted my account
>now constantly afraid I might run into her and explain myself
wat do
>>27049863
just remake the account lad
>>27049847
My dick is very nice, powerful enough to turn a lad.
>>27049723
alright I'm finished
t. depressed anon, aged 19
>>27049958
There's a lot to take in, wow. You have a style all unto yourself. I hope you do more x
>>27049958
I'm loving the experimental style la
Watched blade runner with a normie friend, he looked at me when it had finished and said it was a load of shit.how do I get away with murder lads?
>>27049947
The fuck you on about fag.
>>27049995
>>27049982
thank you lads, I'll post more sketches if and when I draw them
>>27049996
normie is implied when you say friend, normie twat
>>27050062
Consorting with normans doesn't make one a normie, the guy literally won't leave me alone and I'm too anxious to ignore him
>>27050085
>being likable
Fuck off normie twat
Color
>>27050365
USE A U YA FUCKING YANK TWAT
WHEN I LOAD THE NINE YO IT'S TIME TO PUT SOME SUCKERS IN LINE
>>27049982
>>27049995
>>27050051
art doesn't get any better
t. edgy anon, aged 19 and 11 months
>>27050491
ffs my art got clipped
>>27050365
Whats your favorite color, anon?
>>27043703
How did you get into oil?
I'm an Instrument Technician and want to make oil money asap, what do?
fapping again ladds
>>27050738
Kinda wanna suck a dick with a condom on for some reason
>>27049958
>>27050491
>>27050534
Excellent expression typical of the 'clipboards in the college's music department' aesthetic, value will only increase.
>>27043703
halo 5 is great so long as you make the effort to not get jewed and never pay for REQs. ive managed not to so far
>>27052537
>tfw all I've played is Destiny since about JuneIt's a good feel
>>27048546
just exitbag yourself out of existence already
>>27052583
haven't tried it yet. is it actually any good now that the 300 quid worth of expansions are out?
I had a maccies
Also trying to get into the forklift industry but everyone seems to want people with a years experience, any advice?
>>27052786
Well they're all included with the current retail copy so if you get it now its just GBP 25-30 for the lot
>>27052892
I remember when forklift drivers were in high demand. When they would typically earn 11bongs an hour, easy. Then the jobcentre started training everyone in forklift driving. Now every warehouse expects an FTL licence and only pays minimum wage for a driver. Also, one years FTL experience. Fucking jobcentre.
>>27053045
Bastards aren't they.
I cancelled my universal credit claim because I was soft enough to tell them I moved into my girlfriends which adds her on to the claim. My girlfriend was earning in a week what I got off them in a month so even though the money does go up to under 400 for a couple she earns to much so I was basically going to the job centre for fuck all!
