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What are your hobbies? I take random pictures and give them
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What are your hobbies?

I take random pictures and give them black-and-white captions, editing them to look like random out-of-context shots of artsy subtitled foreign films.

This one is my favourite.
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This, too, but I had not found the perfect font at the time yet.
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>>24721514
OP, this one's really good. It made me do a double take.
>>24721606
This one... not so much. I'm not a big fan
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>>24721514
I like this. I'm going to steal it.
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>>24721828
the cock block one is one of my earlier work, I had yet to find the "subtitles font", the text is misaligned, and it's not appropriately grainy.

I only use photos that I personally took. This one got really popular on tumblr, apparently.
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Not sure why but this is hilarious.
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this is actually neat, post more OP

how many of these have you made?
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>>24721993
Not enough. I'm working on a new one right now.
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Great
>>24721832
>>24721514

ok
>>24721895

not feeling it
>>24721606
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>>24721895
This is cool but that is clearly a motionless picture. Maybe you should take videos and then screenshot them.
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>>24722065
That sounds like a good idea. Or learn how to do motion blur.

Maybe I could make gifs.
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>>24722105
>Cacomorphobia (from Greek caco meaning ugly, and morpho meaning shape) is the fear of fat people.
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>>24721514
Me...? I drive...
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>>24722412
>UNLEADED FUEL ONLY
>tfw Pb
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I used to like ricing my Linux install.
I used to also like fapping a lot before I ruined my dick
I like listening to music while high though, so I guess that works.
I just bought a moddable 3DS, so I've been playing a few games like Shovel Knight and Shante, but I don't know if I'd consider gaming a hobby when I hate most video games.
>tfw most boring person ever
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>>24722568
>before I ruined my dick
storytiem
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>>24722606
>Get cheap onahole
>Can't reverse it for easy cleaning
>Figure washing it with soap and water would be good enough
>Only drying was me squeezing all the water out
>Get fungal infection on dick
>Huge 5x2.5cm/2x1in spot of light skin
>Has almost no sensation
>Can put a piece of room temperature metal on it and not feel a thing
>Put it on the skin next to the spot and it is very uncomfortable
>When I fap I can feel the lack of sensation since the spot is directly where the bottom of my fingers would have gripped
I can still orgasm just fine and fapping still feels good, but I just don't feel like doing it anymore. I feel defeated really.
Whats worse is that I was already a cutfag, so it's not like my dick was that well off to begin with.
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>>24722754
I'm so sorry anon. That's really terrible. Like really really bad.
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>>24722901
It's probably one of the better things that has happened to me. Before I broke my dick I'd just smoke weed until I was horny enough to fap again and then repeat. Now I am kind of forced to find other things to do since I'm afraid I'll hurt my dick more if I fap like I used to.
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I play guitar sometimes, and read. I used to play drums but my mom probably sold them by now. I've written a few songs. I miss banging on things. The books I read are mostly obscure occultic texts, I find them really interesting but that's probably because I have schizophrenia.
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Your pictures are gay
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Lucid dreaming.
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don't really have any i play video games , post on here and watch tv
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You literally put someone else's reddit comment over your terrible photo.
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