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Who were you in a past life?
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Who were you in a past life?
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>>24720440
T-that's unhygienic!
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According to a psychic that I went to a few years back, I was a highway patrolman in a past life.
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I'm always a manlet, but at least that time, I as a manlet with an Iron Cross.
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I hate jap porn. The camera always has a massive wide lens and makes the girls look extremely out of proportion. Face it, they have boyish features
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That guy who was always a peasant who did nothing his entire life and died alone
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if karma is a real thing then probably a war criminal mass murderer rapist
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i probably worked very hard in my past life because i'm just lazy and don't want to do anything in this life
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A Russian Artist.
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A crayfish
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>>24720440
A white mongol mare, grazing the steppe each day
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>>24720440
dylan klebold
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>>24720440
>...and then they fart
>r-right?
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>>24722524
so are you 16 year old then?
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>>24720440
a demon, a semon demon
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>>24720440
the guy in your webm, he's dead now
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According to an undependable source, I killed myself when I was 12 and this life is boot camp so I can get my shit together for the next one
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>>24722561
no, of course not. that's gross.
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>>24720440
Probably bullshit but long time ago I had a regression and I could 'see' my past life. I was a Belgian thief and I was hanged. It sucked.
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>>24722706
>>>/tumblr/
faggot shit doesn't deserve an original comment desu
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>>24720440
Ulwyn, the farmer who lived near the Danube river 21AD.

Cut my hand while collecting firewood one day and died of tetanus.
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Some war criminal who repented in the end and finished up for hating himself, this one is hell
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some multitude of unimaginable life forms an unimaginable distance away in time and space existing simultaneously as I am now, influencing my present life as I influence theirs in unimaginable ways.
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>>24720440
A female stock broker, apparently.
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>>24720440
There is no such thing as a past life.
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>>24722909
>influencing my present life as I influence theirs
We time cops now.
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some dirty hippie philosopher who was arrogant and pretentious but once you actually talked to them you realise they're pretty cool, they died young and they ever get to make their goals because they were so lazy and stoned all the time
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>>24723067
"In the words of the well-known scientist, Robert Jastrow, 'for the scientist who has lived by faith in the power of reason, the story [of the quest for the answers about the origin of life and the universe] ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries." (Jerry R Bergman, Instructor of Science at Northwest State College, Archbold, Ohio. He holds a PhD in Evaluation and Research from Wayne State University and a PhD in Human Biology from Columbia Pacific University.)
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>>24723207
never got to*
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>>24720440
I cannot find this video anywhere
......
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>>24720489
>tfw an autistic robot will never whine about hygiene after getting a throatful of your cock
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>>24723219
Do you think consciousness studies is gonna help merge mainstream physics and religion, within the next 50 years?
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>>24720962
not those ones. Those are my 10/10 dream

Its just like action bronson says, I like my girls with a black body and asian face
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>>24720912
Damn Goebbels was like 5'5, that dude must be megamanlet
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>>24720440
Who's the one on the right?
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>>24722561
my literal dream
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Prisoner of war
One of my buddies mercy killed me before I gave in to the torture
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http://www.pastlife-test.com/

take the test robots
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>>24724384
this shit is clickbait garbage
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>>24724384
Turkish fortune teller.
You massive faggot.
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>>24720440
Could I get sauce for this
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>>24720440
SAUCE PLEASE ILL SUCK YOU DRY
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>>24720440
>2132
>STILL NO SAUCE
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>>24720440
Gonna need some sauce of that.
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>>24724675
>>24725010
>>24725357
>>24726019
Maybe /r/ has it.
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>>24726019
Nevermind, just google the filename.
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>>24720440
A very unfortunate nigger slave
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Either an incredibly racially diverse roman slave or a retainer in this guy's army; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arminius

Who knows, I may even be related to him.
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I've always believed I was John smith or had something to do with that expedition to set up Jamestown. Been there 3 times and each time felt like coming home
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