Is Dan Schneider a robot being framed by normies?
>>24722185
Yes.
Man, that was easy. I'll be here all week.
What's this guy's name again?
Isn't it "Dirty" Dan "Thick as a Can, Get in my Van, The hymen collider" Schneider?
>>24722510
Dan "Hold her tighter She's a fighter" Schneider
How is he a robot
He is a millionaire who makes kids TV shows and HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>24722510
Dan "Get in the Van, I'm the Candy Man" Schneider
Dan "Empty my 9 in her virgin behind" Schneider
>>24722510
>Dan "Turning Fighters into Pillow-Biters" Schneider
>>24722510
I beleive it was
Dan " the man whos second name was stand" "get behind her" schnider
Dan "The Fat Guy from Head of the Class Who Is Also a Pedophile with a Foot Fetish" Schneider
>>24722510
Dan "Drink This Cider, Spread em' Wider, Deep Inside Her, I've Had Tighter, The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
It all makes sense now. "spread er wider" Schneider is indeed a robot, and his shows achieve their popularity through being parodies of normie culture. Adding thinly veiled sexual themes to the shows benefits Dan obviously on a personal level, as well as Nickelodeon's parent company, MTV, as this type of neuro linguistic programming insures viewers will grow into degenerate teenagers who enjoy what it has to offer.
>>24722185
Normies are just mad because he is living the fucking dream.
>>24723650
>that foot fetish advertisement
Dan Schneider is a literal genius
