How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?
19, almost 20.
She was 33
She was 29 years old.
35. Hell, my dad was 48 when I was born. I still came out normal though.
17. She had another son (who turned out to be the biggest Chad I know) with another man before she turned 20.
>>26013522
>came out normal
>winded up on /r9k/
24 years old.
Also, I forgot about le original comment robot.
>>26013527
Your mom has good pussy
20, my dad was 21.
>>26013509
Why does that make you sad? That's not an unhealthy child-bearing age.
>>26013686
N-no u
originalgh
Donno. never met her. She "moved in" and lived in an appartment for about half a year never talking to her neighboors. then one day when I was about 1 she just kind knocked on her one nieghboors door asked if they could watch me for a short while and left never to return. After about 2 weeks of "watching me" the lady got concerned for my mother and asked the complex manager about my mom. Turns out no one lived in that apartment, it was vacant and my mom broke in and was squatting there for half a yearr.
so yeah, no idea who she is or how old she was when she had me.
My mom was 30
>>26013709
They probably don't have a lot in common with their parents.
>>26013825
33 is young - that doesn't really make sense
>>26013509
Same mang, there's a big generation gap, and I'll be fairly young when she dies :^(
at least she wasn't in her 40s i guess
18. She was interning at an office and tried to get the job by sleeping with her boss.
>>26013899
Honestly, how does it feel to know your mother is a whore?
>>26013490
>>26013527
>>26013696
>>26013707
>>26013899
Are you guys all good looking?
>>26013509
>>26013511
>>26013522
>>26013696
>>26013707
>>26013825
>>26013852
Are you guys all bad looking?
I think about 32
And yes, Im bad looking
>>26013938
If I lost weight, I would be decent - slightly above average.
>>26013938
I'm >>26013852
I got over 100 likes on my OKC account the first weekend I opened it. My parents were both over thirty when I was conceived. So nah.
25. dad was 37
dad has always creepily liked younger women. he's dating a 36 year old now.
>>26013938
I'm okay looking. Some days I think I'm looking good, other's I want to commit suicide when i see myself in the mirror.
22 which is weird because that means when they were my age now they would have already had a 4 year old son.
My mom was 38, and my dad was 44.
40, sorry you had to have a twenty year old raise you at all
29, dad was 36
36
Her menopause and my puberty happened at the same time. Horrible time.
My mother was 45 when she had me. Can I blame my ugliness and health problems on her?
23, now is having another at 45.
i want her to die in childbirth
>>26014171
Why? I mean besides the fact you're an awful person.
21. Nice and fertile.
My mom was 16 when she had me and 15 when she had my sister, i think i look average or might be ok, though they look stupidly hot in comparison
>>26013938
Nope. I somehow have over 400 tinder matches at this point.
I'm>>26013522
by the way
>>26013823
Did the watchers raise you, that is pretty fucking based if they raised a random crack baby man.
she 19 and my dad was 30
me and my brother are above average in looks and health, but under 5'11
>mom was 40
>dad was 50
And here I am
>>26014274
same senpai. Feels bad...
>>26013473
35
I'm the most intelligent among my siblings but also the least good looking
>IQ is 133
>looks are barely 4/10
>>26014201
>teenage mother
>2 kids in the space of ~1
Your problem wasn't genetics.
>>26013473
Mother was 36. I was her third child. Second highest IQ. All three of her children have ended up as mentally ill NEETs and she has cancer. Feelsbadman.
>>26014261
yeah, the lady who was watching me adopted me. because my mother was squatting there they had no idea what my real name was or what to do with me so I was pretty much an orphan. the lady who watched me was like "well he wasn't awful, guess I can keep doing this." she was in her late twenties and unwed so it kinda worked out.
>>26013473
23, and my dad was 24.
>>26014372
Might I add, all three of us have discussed suicide after my mother's death.
>>26013473
For the people with younger parents here, how was the financial situation growing up?
29. dad was 30
i figure im not entirely fucked unless i reach that age without getting my life in order
38
I have old parents, but I'd rather have been born when I was then in the 70s or 80s
>>26014432
>on /r9k/
You're already entirely fucked, my friend. Trust me. It only ever gets worse.
>>26014411
My parents were 19. Was always the poorest in class, not really poor, but lived in a rented flat in London, couldn't afford trips abroad etc. my parents started getting rich around the time I left home for university.
>>26013938
Any percieved link between age of mother at birth, and later life health/attractiveness is in your head, there aren't any studies showing a link.
39. I have a brother who is 23 years older than I am and a niece a year younger than I am.
>first kid, perfectly fine, been employed since he was 16, married, two kids
>second kid, perfectly fine, minor teenage rebellion but been employed after he graduated from some electricity shit, married, wife is 10/10, two kids
>third kid, me, NEET since 16 (6 full years as a NEET in mid-March), KHHV, alcohol problems, no prospects whatsoever
Main difference probably is the fact that we don't share the same father. Theirs was an alpha truck driver and mine is a betamax accountant who can't even order food in a restaurant if someone is not there to tell him what he might like. Mom is hysteric half the time, or at least was. Haven't seen her in months again.Having lots of toys as a kid wasn't an adequate substitute for normal parents, or friends
>>26014149
35
I experienced this as well
>>26014411
This anon >>26014387
My mom and dad divorced but were doing really well for themselves. Mom was pulling in 4+ a month as a real-estate agent, and my dad was pulling an electrical engineer position and security job making pretty much the same amount.
That only lasted until I was about 7 though, because Mom remarried to a faggot who got agitated that she earned more than him, and emotionally abused her and forced her into quitting. So we fell into poverty not even living pay check to check.
My dad's best friend winded up dying due to a malfunction or something on the job, and basically he was forced to watch him fry. He got really fucked up after that, and couldn't hold a job.
>>26013852
Even though my parents are in their fifties now they act like boomers. They hate technology, still use checks and make payments in the mail and share an email account because my mother is too paranoid to have her own.
>>26013473
Mom 27 or 28
Dad 25 or 26
Owned a house, realized it was way too small (2 story Victorian in New Orleans). Moved to another house (3 story Victorian) literally 5 blocks away. Now I'm a sophomore in college and they are in their mid 40s. Feels pretty good not having basically dead parents at my age unlike a lot of my friends.
>>26014684
>New Orleans
I am so sorry, Anon.
>>26013473
32
JUST
fuck
me up
ORIGINAL
FUCK THAT SHIT
SERIOUSLY
25, feels weird because its like to me shes always been in her 40s 50s
>>26014742
Why family? I grew up rich in a fairly big southern city. I'm beyond content, and consider suburbs very depressing and ugly
She was 36, father was 40, and he left before I was born
Also an only child
>>26014791
feels weird because its like to me my peniss always been in ur mouth anus
>>26014193
Why?
Because I told her ever since i was a child I didn't want another sibling(I already have a full blood brother who is awesome) But this child is with a man she has an unstable relationship with and she gets abused and hit.
You understand?
>tfw your mom gave birth to you at 20
it never dawned on me until recently how embarrassing it is to be 20 when your mom is only 41
>>26013473
40
I wish that was born later, not that my mom gave birth to me later in her life, but that magically my family line happened like 5 years later so that
1. I could be diagnosed for Autism (family never wanted to pay for tests)
2. I could be 15 the media lies and girls will probably never like you if you aren't at least thin or athletic
>>26014926
2. I could be 15 and realize that the media lies and girls will probably never like you if you aren't at least thin or athletic
>>26014852
Don't feel bad anon, my parents are in their mid 40s and I'm 20. We are incredibly close because they were still kind of kids in the 80s and I was born in the 90s. My mother and I were able to travel Western Europe twice and Cuba together and had a great time because she wasn't a geriatric fuck. Hell I had to keep up with her.
>>26014383
You better impregnate her you beta
>>26013473
13, my birth dad, also great-grandfather was 67, he went to jail, she went back to middle school and I was adopted by a nurse from the hospital I was born in
>>26014852
Not as embarrassing as it is to be 21 and your mom is 60
>>26015465
Hah I'm 21 and my mom just turned 66 last month.
>>26015484
Sorry if this question is rude, but do you have a disability or anything?
45 is in the danger zone of "do not have kids at this age because they can be born with serious problems"
>>26014926
My mother was 45.
>>26013473
She was 30.
>>26015517
I'm this guy >>26015541, not the one you were asking, but mom was 45 as well.
I was an accident, don't think my parents would have consciously tried to get a kid at that age, but I turned out pretty good imo
Inherited some cholesterol problems from my dad, but nothing related to my mother's age.
>>26015517
My heart flutters sometimes and my chest is kinda sunken on the left side. I might also have glaucoma, getting another test next month.
But that could all just be bad luck for all I know.
>21 years old
>mom is39
>grandmother is 56
>>26015422
story time
nice dubs
18.
She was going to abort me but my grandmother forced her to keep me.
I really wish I had been aborted.
>>26013473
34, 9 more days and she would've been 35. She tried to have 3 more children after me but they were all miscarriages.
I was born with a minor learning disability but still it was bad enough to be put in sped classes.
Sometimes I would get pissed and tell her that she should've just been a cat lady instead.
>>26013473
Mom was 35 I think. Dad was 41.
Cutting it close. Sucks my parents will be gone sooner than others. They're the only people I really care about in the world.
>>26016354
Also an only child.
>>26013473
16. She's a great mom though despite the obvious whoreish youth.
She's been a high school teacher since I was 8
21 years old. Dad was 20 when I was born.
my mom was 40 and my dad was 41, i turned out good looking and smart. i'm just sad because she's almost 70 now and doesn't know how to use the internet after many repeated lessons. i don't understand how old people can just watch tv all day and not go crazy with boredom. i also feel like i have to be gentle and patient when i try to explain things like instagram and youtube to her. the other day i was visiting her in town and she was so shocked that i could look up opera songs on youtube and blast it in my car with a usb cord.
my dad is old, but has a ton of energy and teaches nursing classes. he's always been pretty manic or hypomanic though. he's really smart and pretty up to date with technology i suppose
they did a great job with me but were not hip or cared to be hip at all, i was a nerd as a kid because of that and having no older siblings to look up to except for my brother who was in prison
31.
What gets under my skin is that my parents were together since they were 19.
I am 29 and I don't think I will ever meet someone, and if I do - it's not going to be as reliable as if I met my wife in my teen years. I had two gfs from when I was 21 and until two years ago. I left both.
Those were my choices, and I don't regret them, but I have to admit - I'm fucked up, and too old to fix it.
she was 33 and he was 23.
found this out when i went to get get my birth certificate in order toget my passport.
i left the bitch when i turned 18 cause i couldnt stand her. im guessin thats why he left when i was 2-3. imguessin he was stupid since he got with her. lol. kinda glad he left cause dealing with 2x the idiocy growing up wouldve sucked.
im 32 now.
>>26013473
35 years old. Why do you ask?
37. Turns out there was a chance I could have come out basically like the Hartley Hooligan's.
>>26013473
When she was about to start uni, i fucked her life.
Sorry mom.
>>26013473
36
(Original comment original original....)
>>26017390
Stupid Bro-Science about how women over 30 give birth to robots while women under 30 give birth to Chads or something like that I suppose.
>>26013473
36 years old, feels bad seeing my mum age. I wish she could see more of my life.
17. The bitch.
>>26015659
You have a good grandmother anon.
>>26017716
>implying that doesn't seem suspicious
19. It was a bit weird how everyone elses parents were so much older.
30 and my dad was 45
>>26013473
14 and she had twins. People always ask me about my older sister but I'm embarrassed when I tell them she is my mom
>>26013473
Dad was 17 mom was 20
mom 36 dad 35
I'm a shut in NEET who hasn't talk to anyone besides family in 2 years.
my younger brother by 1 year is basically a chad tho and has had a job since 16 and has constantly gotten laid since 16
my other younger brother tho is autismo incarnate MLP fag
guess its just a roll of the dice
19, meh.original comment
>>26013975
>dad creepily likes younger women
>men are literally attracted to fertility
How radical..
>>26013473
30-ish
I'm perfectly healthy and average height and I got none of the bad genetics
39
Probably why I'm so autistic tbqh familia
>>26013473
10 days after she turned 18.
>>26013473
Either 34 or 36 I think.
>>26013852
Actually the risk for all sorts of genetic diseases starts increasing radically once a woman enters her 30's.
>>26014273
Damn, nice for your father man. I mean, assuming he stuck around and all.
>>26013473
my mom was 28 when she gave birth to me
and i gave it right back to her
>>26019426
Tell them that she's actually your girlfriend and you have a mommy son BDSM relationship.
23
xmen origins
My mom was 43 my dad was 46
