>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your thick, warm, syrupy cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your loving wife. You've already probably gotten me um...I just um...
>Oh anon, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you. I love you lots and lots! ehehe~
>>26070087
suicide now you fucking idiot DICKSHIT
You fucker.
How did you know I had an impregnation fetish?
>>26070087
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>>26070155
What the fuck is going here on, where is the shitposting at??? (^3^)
No one talks like this
Not even in my wildest dreams with full frontal censored hand holding and missionary for the purpose of procreation with the love of my life does someone talk like this.
>>26070087
stupid manga poster
Don't continue please, I wanna sleep without crying tonight.
>>26070172
fucking idiot you are being TROLLED here, just fucking lay back and spread so my fucking epicly long troll pole can enter your weak fucking colon.
>>26070087
I don't understand why you're doing this.
>>26070087
i thot it was a boy
>>26070252
Kek'd hard at this for some reason. Bravo.
>>26070459
Same.
>tfw instantly guarded again when you realize it's female
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>>26070459
>>26070265
>>26070252
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>>26070190
(^3^), remember guys. A no is a no!
>>26070459
>>26070560
>I'm a girl, you d-dumbass! Ahaha oh my goodness I can't say that seriously. You're just the sweetest, most loving person I've ever met! I'm sorry for calling you mean things.
>Um I know all about your posts on that /r9k/ thing. You always leave it open when I clean your room and I can't help but look. It''s okay, I know you've been hurt a lot by women but I'll do my best to make you proud! I love you anon! I love you lots and lots!
>>26070595
Im still bored (^3^)
>>26070623
Why are you doing those fucking retarded emotes?
>>26070930
Im bored
x
>>26070974
greentext some stories for me anon i'm bored too
>>26070930
Next level shitposting, try to be a autistic weeb
~(#3#)~
>>26070623
same, i should get something to eat
>>26071211
>still didnt eat
(>.<;)
>>26071185
>stories
I dont think I have anything interesting to tell
>>26070974
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>>26070623
Look, i know what point you're at in your life to do this kind of thing. But it's not too late yet. You can go take a run, right now, in the middle of the night, get some fresh air, stop eating garbage microwave meals and eat some proper food. I don't care if it's not fun starting off, and hell, you might feel like dying after you're done with the very first run, but at least you'll feel something at all. This entire thing might not change your personality, but it'll definitely get you out of the point where you're posting emotes to yourself on a r9k thread about some dude posting his perfect fantasy that'll never happen. Like holy fuck, i can't force you to change your life, but considering that this is the most pathetic thing i've seen in my life so far,and i've seen broken and meth'd up thai hookers shooting darts out their vaginas for what i can only assume made them less than $2/hour, I really implore you to take a good, hard look at what you've spent your last 2 hours doing and consider giving a new lifestyle a chance.
Hello, I highly recommend you post here >>>/a/ instead.
>>26070087
post skype so we can be sexy together
I'm a grill
>>26071470
Im at a lowpoint at life and need to fix alot shit but im not posting it to myselfit is my bf
Also im very lucky that my mom used to be a cook but i still eat alot microwave crap though
>>26071470
>it'll definitely get you out of the point where you're posting emotes to yourself on a r9k
Im not posting to myself
You are right about everything else though, I do need to change a lotEating better food is not an option for me at this moment, I have to eat garbage everyday. Running might be a good idea, but I fear that it could be worse since Im already skinny
